THANKS FOR THE FUNDING, SONY!

>>9545658
It's over. Death Stranding is already dead.

>>9545658
Oh no! $200 dollars worth of food and beer! Sony's done for now!

>>9545659
It's now Food Stranding: Kojima's Passion A Netflix Original Documentary.

Join Kojima as he travels around the world eating delicious food.

What japanese beer taste like?

>>9545660
This is Kojima's operating style and why his game will never be truly finished. He'd rather talk to you about movies than his own game.

>>9545658
Thia game is never coming out. It was only Konami which kept this madman under control.

>>9545663
Because his games are secretive and doesn't want to spoil it

>>9545661
I'd watch it desu

its a cheap way to keep your worker drones on the office working more hours

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>>9545662
Even worse than american beer if you can believe it.

>>9545664
Its confirmed for 2018 release dingus

>>9545668
So worse than anus butter?

>>9545658
>cans
>instead of at least a proper keg
Disgusting.Preorder canceled.

>>9545668

Is that even possible? jeez

They sell their own merchandise. They probably have other means of income.

>>9545662
Europeans are the only people who can make beer.This is not up for discussion.

>>9545662
It's super dry and light.

>>9545658
And you wonder why Konami fires this guy and his team.

>>9545658
This just PROVES that Death Standing is part of the huge ruse.

>>9545676
But they didn't fire him, death stranding is MGSV

It's not very often you see people quite as retarded as the OP, but well here we are.

>>9545678
shut the fuck up caramel

As evidenced by this thread the gook also pays a lot of money for shills

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>>9545672
I remember when my brother spend a year in clappistan and he send me packages of stuff every months, including a different sixpack of american beer every time.
We haven't talked since then.

>>9545662
Like fosters with taste

>>9545682
Burgerclap here. The beer here is disgusting but if you point that out to people then retards always say the same shit: "Pshh bro, are you in highschool still? Beer tastes awesome."

>>9545662
It's not good. At all.

>>9545658
Doing shit like this when you are behind a computer screen helps alot. Boosting morale with regular events like this makes employees feel important and pushes productivity

>>9545668
It's not like British beer is anything but piss in a bottle.

>>9545684
>He doesn't into craft beers

Look at this underage b&

>>9545682
If he was sending you shit from The Big Breweries, I don't blame you.

>>9545686
>getting you workers drunk
>pushes productivity

why are burgers so stupid

>>9545687
You literally have no idea what you're talking about

>>9545688
>muh microbreweries
change the record, Brad.

>>9545689
its on a friday most likely 1-2 hours before they get off retard
>getting drunk of 5 beers

>Carte blanche at Konami
>Piss away millions
>Project is so far away from being finishedthat upper management has to violently interfere
>Your incompetence gets you fired and your studio dismantled
>Carte blanche at Sony

I wonder where this story is going to go?

>>9545662
Watered down. It's not really 'beer' in the same sense. Real beer with hops is available, but it's expensive.

>>9545691
those are asians you dumb idiot
they take two sips and they are in 7th heaven

>>9545692
reminder that MGSV actually turned a profit

>>9545692
>Carte blanche at Nintendo
>Piss away millions
>Corporate doesn't notice it because it's in line with Nintendo standards
>slowly dismantle Nintendo

One can only hope

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>>9545661
Sounds like a good watch.

>>9545688
Companies are starting to buy up small ones. This happens every couple years or so, look at Goose Island and Blue Moon.
Surly, a brand up in Minnesota is about to sell out to Budweiser or so the rumor goes.

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>>9545684
Hey, I know you!

>>9545695
Yes AFTER Konami turned the studio into a sweatshop to get something out the door. If Kojima had his way MGSV would have been in full production for at least three more years.

>>9545684
"The beer here" encompasses an absolutely massive amount of stuff.
I refuse to believe there isn't a beer in the US for everyone.

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>>9545680
>>9545678
Wrong.

Death Stranding is Silent Hills.
TPP has one more ending where we revisit Camp Omega.
The real MGS5 is yet to be released.
Kojima was never fired.

>>9545699
Those sandwiches they sell in Japan at 7/11 are GOAT

>>9545699
Isn't that lady a bit too old for Kojima?

>>9545705
Yesterday I saw a Japanese looking man in my train station here in my city in Germany who looked like Kojima.

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>he doesn't exclusively drink Guinness
It's the only beer that doesn't make me want to puke.

>>9545694
>Doesn't know anything about Japanese work culture
>Still shitposts about giving workers beer like it's a bad thing

nigga u stoopit.

>>9545694
Nip beer is pretty much a soft drink.Even children can't get drunk off that.

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>>9545705

I'd genuinely like to know why a westaboo is a westaboo
Has he ever talked about that? Is there any material like that on the internet?

>>9545662
dirty panties

>>9545662

Really light and bland.

Kirin doesn't taste like piss, but it isn't particularly strong and tastes just like every mainstream European beer ever, but at twice the price.

>>9545700
>If you don't like it don't drink it
I mean he has a point.

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>>9545708
Now that's some shit taste.

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Shut up and post your beerfu.

>>9545712

Same reason why weebs exist. USA's cultural pressure is huge and grass is always greener.

>>9545662
Coors Light.

Awful awful shit.

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>>9545689
>not knowing the ballmer peak

>>9545712
>be japanese
>grow up
>all your music is made by the white man
>all your tv shows are made by the white man
>all your cinema is made by the white man
>all your clothes are made by the white man
>live in country that is the only country in the world apart from white western countries that is seen as "civilized and developed" and "honorary white"

hmmmmm

i wonder why

>>9545668
I read this in a British accent.

>>9545717
>beerfu
eeww I'll just have some Pepsi please.

dude alcoholism lmao

>eat all this trash
>doesn't get fat

I wish I was asian.

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Bongs drink warm beer

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>>9545703
Care to comment on pic related?

Care to comment on the fact that Konami CEO had a feud with Kojima?

That he has a financial stake in gambling/pachinko stuff?

That in late 2015 there was a massive restructuring that affected not just Kojima's team but also the Dance Dance Revolution team and got hundreds of devs fired?

How about the fact that Konami has been seeing diminished profits from the gaming division since 2013 while the pachinko one has huge profit increases?

Why did Konami remove itself from the NYSE around the same time?

Do you think Konami manipulated financial statements and removed itself from the fucking stock exchange for a Kojima prank?

Fuck outta here you absolute cretin, you've been BTFO forever. Nothing personnel, kiddo

>>9545674
californai makes good beer. but the best breweries dont distribute outside of local bars

>>9545726
All of europe actually.

>>9545725
Kojima clearly works out, it has nothing to do with his race.

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>>9545717

>>9545727
It's clearly just a Ruse for Kojimas sake

>>9545726
no we dont

>>9545729
Most of the beers I had in Germany were served cold

>>9545662
theyre just malt lagers, i think every single one. i actually prefer them to american lagers, but theyre all shit compared to craft beers

>>9545707
arr rook same 2bh

>>9545694
Nigga most of these gook office workers go out to bars and drink with their bosses every few days it's a cultural thing. They have tolerances like an alcoholic because they have to come in the next day perfectly fine

>>9545729
Go back to morokko ahmed.

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>>9545727
Huh?! Does this mean Kojima was working to dismantle Konami's gaming production all along? To increase his own profits from the gambling?!

>>9545658
breaking news, humans get payed so they can buy food to live

>>9545734
You clearly weren't in Germany, but in the good old U.S.A. Where they drink their beer cold like god intended.

>>9545732
>for kojima's sake
well yeah, didn't you see his tweet in the OP?

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>Kojima just gets drunk all day and think of shit like this

>>9545658
nothing wrong with celebrating memorial day weekend

>Live in Germany
>Can drink at age 14
>Everyone slams on how German beer is GOAT
>I don't drink alcohol

Always feels weird, like I'm missing out on something grand.

>>9545744
>Japs
>celebrating memorial day
Anon

>>9545694
>7th heaven
I chuckled

>>9545745
why not try drinking it then

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>>9545717

>>9545737
Man you get baited easily

>>9545742
Also a ruse, GOD it's like you haven't even been rused before

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Kojima didn't misuse funds and leave the game unfinished in MGS1, 2 (no, a couple struts you can't enter doesn't count as unfinished), 3, 4 or PW.

Why would he start in MGSV? I'm not saying he's blameless for that trainwreck, but there's no precedent.

>>9545735
>Amerifatski thinks craft beer tastes good
It's meme shit. I fell for the Amerifatski IPA and craft beer meme, expecting something good.
Utter fucking trash on the same level as your average run of the mill European supermarket beer you can buy anywhere for $0.50 and you degenerate subhuman Amerilards pay out of your ass for such liquid hipster diarrhea.
I will always laught at a fatass American pig who mentions craft beer.

Is it bad that I want death stranding to be a colossal, ginormous failure?

>>9545746
>Westaboo
>Doing westaboo things
Don't you have a parent you should be fucking you inbred dumbass?

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>>9545743

what's he even eating?

>>9545743

they probably just bit it true like animals do.

>>9545662
>>9545668
>>9545674
>>9545675
>>9545683
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>>9545714
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>>9545735
Although it is true that the very large majority of beer made and consumed is cheap malt beverage, there is a growing craft beer scene in Japan, not only in the form of craft beer bars serving foreign beer but of actual Japanese micro and craft breweries, look into it. It is still a small scene but it is simply untrue to say that Japan does not make any good beer in the current year.

Obviously not as good as American craft beer but there could be no way for that to be possible, not even Europe can keep up with us now, though Europe has been making good beer longer.

>>9545743
what the fuck did he mean by this

>>9545752
Pachinko cash from that sweet MGS3 slot machine

>>9545752
Hybris

>>9545755
>celebrating how your country was absolutely wrecked in WW2
>implying it isn't just a regular work party
Yeah sure

>>9545739
I guess my post wasn't clear on that- I meant Kagemasa Kozuki, founder of Konami, would see a huge personal financial benefit from pachinko. You know how gambling laws are in Japan.

this video kills the rusefags
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iMK-kajdgMA

>>9545760
Ancient Nano Machines

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>>9545662
salty coins and milk.
idk lad
Is Hideo gearing up for FRIIIIDAY NIGHT MUTHFUCKAS?

>>9545752
Those games weren't potential $200m black holes.

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>>9545662
I have this huge weeaboo friend that insist on only drinking fucking Asahi bear because he saw it on Kaiji or some shit and he swears it "tastes better" while we live in fucking france and have all of this kick ass craft beer.

>>9545743
>>9545756
>>9545758
>>9545760
he's talking about Death Stranding gameplay. It's about the stick and the cord- the weapon to keep the bad people away, and the rope to keep the good people close by.

>>9545769
Really activates those almonds huh

>>9545705
>code talker is Kojima's self insert

>>9545754
Found the bitter jealous PCbro.

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>>9545708

Chris?

>>9545658
i want to work there

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>>9545748
Never found the appeal in it, getting drunk and hangovers sound awful and every beer I've tried over here tastes like piss (which is still miles better than american beer, jesus fuck it's nasty) to me.

Drinking just isn't for me I guess.

>>9545770
kojima has talked about this a bit. the way he sees this, those were the 2 first tools invented by man, for those purposes. it's not true ofc, but that's the way he wants to make the game play. considering the online element, seems pretty unique

>>9545662
like any other beer

do you people think japan is some magical place where they use magical ingredients that you cant find anywhere else?

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>>9545741
Now listen here buddy, you can shitpost all you want but stop making up lies about german beer you hear me?
Consider this your final warning.

>>9545662
>>9545668
All beer tastes like shit though.

t. someone who has had Japanese beer, American beer, and European beer.

Beer is literally awful. Most alcohol tastes like shit but beer just tastes like alcoholic dirt.

>>9545668
Yuengling is good tho.

>>9545662
I only tried Asahi, it was shit but better than Bud.

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>>9545775
>getting hangovers

Just drink water along with your beers.

>>9545778
You mean American beer?

i like guinness

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>>9545775
You don't have to drink yourself unconscious to enjoy a good Weizenbier you faggot.

>>9545779
I agree, Beer is pretty shit.

Ciders and cocktails are okay but they still leave some bad tastes in your mouth.

>>9545783
Alright that's it, iwarned you. I'm calling the cops.

>>9545727
Konami don't give a fuck about a bunch of nerds spamming their Twitter and Facebook. When the truth is revealed everyone will love Konami more than ever before for daring to along with an artist's vision. Their stocks and profits have done nothing but improve since Kojima was "fired". The controversy was spread using rumors and second hand sources. The truth will be spread using the biggest gaming event in the world.

fuck you guys i want to drink some beer now

>>9545787
Good luck I'm behind seven proxies

>>9545788
Every time i read your fuckign post my soul dies and i stop believeing in the ruse a little bit more, fuck you caramel

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>>9545786
>being a literal faggot

this is why konami fired him. Money waster

>>9545788
>Kagemasa Kozuki, founder of Konami, would see a huge personal financial benefit from pachinko
>massive restructuring that affected not just Kojima's team but also the Dance Dance Revolution team and got hundreds of devs fired
>diminished profits from the gaming division since 2013
Do you think Konami manipulated financial statements and removed itself from the fucking stock exchange for a Kojima prank?

your copypasted posts are not an answer to any of the things i said. you know nothing of the real world, fucking tranny. you probably don't even know what the stock market is, let alone a financial statement

>>9545674
Oh because Speedway Stout and Old Rasputin are both from Europe right? Oh wait no, they're from the US.

Guinness and Harp I'll agree are pretty fucking good though, fuck the rest of Europe.

>>9545786
I'm pretty sure it's the cum your guzzling that left the bad taste.

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This one is breddy good.

>>9545785
Yeah, no shit blödmann. As I said, it's not that I'm trying to suck down the entire keg, it's that beer tastes like dish soap to me.

>>9545792
>>9545796
Just shut the fuck up and put your dick in my mouth

>>9545662
light since japs can't handle booze. it's why they have all you can drink hours because they know nobody would drink them out of business.

>>9545728
>muh microbrews

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>>9545795
You act like those two brands are good and not just literal bottled piss.

>>9545800
It's light because it's prohibitively expensive to make stronger beer

>>9545768
Yeah, I took a trip to France a while back and goddamn you guys have some really good beer. Great cheese, too. It's insane, because our country gives zero shits about cheese unless it's on a burger. Cheese and wine was a riveting experience.

>>9545801
What's wrong with microbrews?

>>9545698
Blue Moon is fucking good though.

>>9545804
>our country gives zero shits about cheese unless it's on a burger.

Try telling that to Wisconsin

>>9545668
But the Cascadian region, particularly Oregan, Washington and British Columbia make some of the best beer in the world. Coming second to only Belgium.
The U.S. Is even better than UK at it's own invention the IPA.

>inb4 hurr durr I'm a pleb who only knows budweisser.
The most famous beer from every country is piss. Budweisser, Molson Canadian , Foster's, Warsteiner, Stella etc.

>>9545804
To be fair, american processed cheese is such rancid garbage they are literally forbidden to call it cheese in some nations.

>>9545777
found the underage
alcohol tastes massively different depending on where it's from

If you'd ever worked anywhere that isn't a McJob you might experience something similar. That food doesn't even look expensive

>>9545805
Mostly the hipster audience that just can't shut up about their microbrews.

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>>9545777
No but most nations have different laws concerning what's allowed to put into beer.
The most famous example is probably the german Reinheitsgebot or "Beer Purity Law" but every nation has something like it.

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>>9545809
"American" cheese here is shit and only the poor eat it. It's so awful that the fucking packaging refers to it as a "cheese product". Everyone with taste will eat some variant of cheddar, which is still roughly in the same price range but miles better.

>>9545663
This post summarizes how little /v/ knows of the working world.

Get a job you fat piece of shit.

>>9545812
Oh, well I like some microbrews but I don't care that much.
To be fair though, I've become a bit of a beer snob and turn my nose to popular brands but I still drink them if there's nothing more and I feel like drinking beer.
So maybe I'm a bit of a beer hipster, I don't know or care.

>>9545795
You have terrible taste.
Those aren't actually good American or European beers. If you go to Europe to drink guiness you should probably kill yourself.

That being said I'm this fag
>>9545808

I unironically believe the North west craft beer is better than most of Europe. Even Germany who is held back by their purity bullshit.

>>9545727
Source of webm?

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>>9545794
>Do you think Konami manipulated financial statements and removed itself from the fucking stock exchange for a Kojima prank?
All the more reason why I'm right. Why would they remove themselves from the stock exchange? To protect themselves from any impacts of the ruse.

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>>9545819
>toffee and vanilla
>in beer

>>9545812
Your like the guy who plays COD all day and complains about people who like real vidya.

>>9545658
Guinness is a bad beer.
It tastes like old chocolate milk.

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>>9545717

>the only beer i like is rated 1/5 stars everywhere i look

huh

>>9545824
I tried this stuff earlier this month.

It was pretty good.

>>9545705
How is he still skinny?

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>>9545717
>murrisharts will never know how a good beer tastes
Its fucking expensive but worth every single euro

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>>9545717

>>9545668
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>>9545672
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>>9545674
>american beer is bad
wtf faggots look at this list almost all american.

https://www.ratebeer.com/top

>>9545795
You have shit taste dude.

>>9545674
Nah, that's not true. I'd argue that most good beer is probably from Europe, but there are plenty of breweries in the US and even Canada that are top notch.

>>9545815
kys cuck baby dick fat NEETsexual nerd i OWN you

*puts cigarette out on your forehead*

What beer should I get tonight? Thinking maybe Fosters or Keiths but Im down for whatever.

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>>9545717
I have one in the fridge, drinking it later, enjoying a wheat beer right now.

>>9545830
They only know budweisser.

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>>9545830
>american website promoting american beers

>>9545804
>Cheese and wine was a riveting experience.
>cheese and wine

On your trip to France, how many times did you gurgle your bf's baby batter?

>2017
>""""""Enjoying"""""" alcoholic beverages

Either you're mentally damaged or you're a fucking liar. The taste of alcohol is literally like tasting poison. Your body naturally rejects it unless you're so hopeless you're literally an addict who'll die without it. You're some kind of masochist who likes to prolong his suffering while getting fucked up, or think there's some kind of pesudo-manly romanticism to it. Fuck off, the end result is all the same. Just pour a few shots of the cheapest liquor available and curve sobriety FAST.

>>9545729
I would kill you if you served me warm beer.
t.yuorapeein

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>>9545821
cause "hints of" means that they're literally poured in, instead of being developed as a result of aging and brewing

>>9545750
>merely pretending

>>9545830
>site primarily used by americans
>rates american piss highest
Really makes you think.

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>>9545808
>But the Cascadian region, particularly Oregan, Washington and British Columbia make

lmao What, bitch. California makes some of the best fucking beer. Just San Diego alone bests all those fucking three states like no other competition.

>>9545743
Wait he actually types his tweets himself?

>>9545830
Yuros are extremely insecure about their irrelevance. They say American beer is shit depsite most of the top beers in the world being American, they say American food is shit despite most of the top foods and restaurants in the world are American. It's the last gasp of a dying continent. "At l-least we have a culture!" they exclaim, while ignoring the fact that America rapes Yurop in pretty much every aspect of culture.

>yurocucks

>>9545839
>beer is around 5% alcohol usually.
>your body rejects alcohol so you can't enjoy it.
I know this is bait but come on.
We aren't drinking fucking isopropyl.

>>9545753
>triggered
IPAs grow on you, but other craft beer is better, i find IPAs are overhopped. where did you get your "craft" beer exactly? the west coast is the best place to get them, and the breweries only sell locally

>>9545674
>being a beer snob
>saying euro beer is better than American beer
>probably a burger saying this, which is even sadder

DUDE BEER LMAO

>>9545844
Lolno.
Also
>three states

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>>9545717
This stuff is my go to.

>>9545759
>Obviously not as good as American craft beer but there could be no way for that to be possible, not even Europe can keep up with us now, though Europe has been making good beer longer.
Is this bait? You can never be sure with americans.

>ewww beer, so gross
>ooooo, sugar vodka, yaaaaaas

This thread

>>9545830
>https://www.ratebeer.com/top
>beer mixed with coke, coffee, sugar, orange and so on
>good
At this point might as well just drink softdrink with a bit of booze and admit you cant handle beer

>>9545808
>>9545817
Bridgeport, Darkhorse, Scuttlebutt and Fish Tale are some of my favorites, Rainier when I feel like cheap beer

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>>9545839

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thoughts on this beer?

>>9545701
Well the sad thing is that canceling the last gen versions and giving it a year or two more could have led to an amazing game. I think it's already a great game, but it saddens me to think of all the potential it had. Shareholders ruin games.

>microbreweries

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>>9545841
You don't "develop" the taste of toffee in beer through the aging of hops and barley. You do it by buying artifical flavors from the local chemical factory.

>>9545662
Sake is not actually 'beer', it's rice wine.

>>9545849
Ipas are supposed to be "overhopped" thats literally the point.
But ignore him. He is probably from Germany or somewhere with really boring beer not used to flavour in his beer. I don't even mean it as an insult. If you are raised under Reinheitsgebot, you are probably so used to it you can't even stomache real beer. My German relatives all think Belgium beer is terrible even though it's like miles ahead of german shit.

>>9545775
>every beer I've tried over here tastes like piss (which is still miles better than american beer, jesus fuck it's nasty) to me.
>I don't drink alcohol
That's not how it works.
You are impure.

>>9545858
Meh, better than pisswater but there is way better beer available if you are already in the region.

>>9545658
god damn I'm hungry

>>9545851
>spells oregOn wrong
>gets analtriggered i called bc a state

lmao. Anyway, the only thing decent the northwest has ever made was the Ninkasi Tricerahops. There's a reason why SD County is known for beer, because they make the best in the area (e.g. Ballast Point and Green Flash). Go be a pleb somewhere else.

>>9545855
Are you fucking retarded? Those are mostly imperials, they're all at like 10% alcohol.
This has to be bait.

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>>9545858
Normalfag beer but pretty tasty.Dark ones better tho.

>>9545668
All the normies drink shit beer anyway.
I love how my fellow germans praise "our amazing beer that´s so much better than anyone else's" and end up drinking garbage like Beck's.

>Try to drink severals beer
>It tastes like shit
>Never touch alchoohol again

I don't know how you faggots do it.

>>9545775
You usually dont get that bad hangovers from beer and wine (unless the wine is cheap) alone.

>>9545872
Are you 16?

>beer makes my stomach upset
I can only drink that lemon flavour shit.
Hope I'm not missing out on too much.

VIDEO GAMES

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>sun's out
>drink too many la chouffe
every time
thanks belgians

>>9545855
citrus compliments beer and hops well, and coffee goes well in porters. different beers and ingredients for different occasions. similar to how just because you like porters, its not a great choice on a hot summer day. beer used to be made without hops at all and had a bunch of random spices. if youre gonna be such a hipster about beer, why are you not bitching about hops and drinking spice beer?

>>9545868
>sd is know for beer.
It's really not.
It's just many Americans don't leave their state or know about the outside world.
When people think American craft beer they all think Portland.
I get you want to homer for your state but it's embarassing.

>>9545827
bulemia

Remember the first time your dad let you try some beer?
Pretty weird how good it tastes now.

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>>9545869
So is this.
But i wouldnt call it beer either

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>>9545861
what exactly do you think the oak barrels do? are you actually this retarded?

>>9545801
>muh industrial process piss lagers

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>>9545717
It's like a version of Guinness that doesn't taste like watered down coffee

>>9545875
Have you tried not being a pussy?

>>9545877
He probably isn't old enough to drink so he has had before is Bud

>>9545658
>Offices shouldn't do things to improve employee morale

I see you've never been employed

>>9545881
arent those like 3-4%
all the 16 year olds drank these

>>9545804
>wine
Best wine is made by USA tho
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Judgment_of_Paris_(wine)#San_Francisco_Wine_Tasting_of_1978

>>9545881
Jesus Christ you are retarded

>>9545830
>https://www.ratebeer.com/top
>80% stouts
>american site used mostly by americans
Not saying I hate stouts or that americans don't make good beer (they have great craft beers as dioes Canada) but this list seems like extremely biased bullshit

>>9545865
>"Anon, try this amazing German beer"
>don't like it
>"Anon, try this amazing American beer"
>vomitinginmymouth.jpg
>"Anon, do you drink alcohol?"
>No

>>9545874
21

Are you supposed to get a taste for this with time ?

>>9545885
I can drink heavy liquor just fine.
I can drink beer just fine as well, but fifteen minutes later my stomach just starts churning.

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>>9545872
try this

>>9545891
Biased by people who drink a lot of beer. Porters and Stouts when made well are like very fine deserts. They are the best, unless you hate coffee or chocolate.

>>9545893
No I was just wondering

>get 1 hour paid lunch break.
Go to subway jerk off on phone for an hour.
>get food catered.
Spend it in the office don't even use most of it. End up talking productively about work while I eat because it is all i have in common with coworkers. Makes sense.

Also most people I work with are salary so it doesn't even matter for them pay wise and they are more productive when fed. Catering meals makes them just work straight. Catered meetings and such.

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>>9545717

Nectar of gods

>>9545878
k, but that doesn't mean they still don't make some of the best beers around. Try again.

>>9545893
You can yes. You can also try different types of beers to see if you might like some. Something like >>9545895
might be more to your tastes for sure

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>>9545886
Haha no, drinking bud is pretty much the easiest way to out yourself as a pleb where i live.

But we actually have good beer.

>>9545869
>muh alc %
At least drink something good if you only care about alc %

>>9545894
You might be allergic or just faggot.

>>9545863
>Ipas are supposed to be "overhopped" thats literally the point
i know, i just think its a bad place to start if you havnt tried craft beers, but that could just be my personal taste of liking medium to light hops. but like i said its grown on me and has its place and time

>drinking your calories

Stop being fat.

>>9545896
Porters and Stouts are great depending on the occasion, but they are not necessarily "the best". I personally prefer IPAs and ambers.

>>9545902
Most likely a faggot. "muh hard liquor is better" is always just some faggot with not taste in anything good.

>>9545662
you probably couldn't sell it as beer here in germany

>>9545900
>>9545895

Why not, I'll try to buy one of these next time I see one.

If the taste is bad, I'll just send a refund ticket to 4chan's HQ

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>>9545830
https://www.ratebeer.com/Users/TopMasters.asp
>not even countries jsut states
Shocking results.

>>9545901
>at least drink something good
The entire point of that list is that those are considered to be extremely well made brews

>>9545907

Alcohol will be banned in Germany in a few decades, don't worry.

Does /ck/ have good video game discussions then?

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>>9545824

>>9545700
So true.... sooo true.

>>9545907
Because it's not halal?

>>9545906
I never said hard liquor is better, I only said I can actually handle it as opposed to beer.

>>9545780
My nigga

>>9545777
magical ingredients like different grains and percentages of malt that influence what the beer tastes like, not to mention the brewing process itself.

Most people here if they tried Japanese beer probably had happoshu, Japan has some nice craft beers.

>>9545915
because of the purity law

>>9545788
Is there anything new cause your replies these past few weeks have been awfully lacking of dissimilarities

>>9545857
I fucking love ciders but Angry Orchard has the same problem all mass produced ciders do. Too damn sweet.

>>9545882
not him but you're talking about whisky casks and filtering not fucking brewing beer you absolute fruitcake

>>9545920
Then you should stop asking me the same exact questions every time.

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>>9545662
super Dry. I like it.

>>9545902
>>9545906
>mmm i love drinking delicious estrogen for my sexy mantits and beargut

>>9545661

It's like that awful show about the old man OD'ing on opium and thinking he's a samurai, going into episodes whenever he's around food.

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>>9545717
>>9545717
My state has the GOAT microbreweries. Ale Asylums lineup is a close second for me.

>>9545708
>from a tin

Barbarian.

>>9545719
Wtf no. Coors Light tastes watered down, but has a nice buttered toast-y aftertaste. Yes I enjoy it. It's probably the beer I've had the most in my lifetime. On the other hand, ALL Japanese beers I've ever had are dry and incredibly bland.

>>9545925
>i love drinking hard liquor because that's what my daddy drinks and i want him to think im a real man when he plows my ass

wew, you got some issues lad!

>>9545923
Nigga you assuming I've even asked a question

Get the fuck outta here with that schizo tranny shit

>>9545884
That's a memebeer.

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>>9545717
Any of you even know?

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>>9545717

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>>9545922
well my friend, if you follow the reply chain, you can clearly read on the can "oak aged" and "matured for 77 days"

>>9545925
>let's avoid this one thing with circumstantial evidence for it containing estrogen despite estrogen being in half of household products

beer taste like piss, case closed.

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>>9545700
Good lord I hate passive aggressive little bitches like that.
They look so proud of themselves too.

That last part they usually mumble or keep in their head though.

>>9545726
No we don't, tell you what though, we drink flat beer. We would rather have a full pint and no head than any fizz

>>9545684
Your like a typical self loathing jew. Fuck off.

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Where were you when konami merged two IPs into two games which will be releasing in tandem. A horror game which is actually an action game, and an action game which is actually a horror game. They took notes from BloodBorne and DarkSouls internet play and adapted it to their series in a way which lets people hype for the game picking at the clues in the lead up to the announcement.

It's all fanservice Caramel is a friend you haven't accepted yet playing actively and naysayers are trying to spread misinfo whenever someone gets close. Why else would an anon ever give so many (You)s so blatantly when they could respond without being retarded.

When the time comes you wirr rike it.

Hey kiddos who ready for good fun theorizing with friends?

Who #kiddo here?

>>9545662
Not great. I tried getting used to Sapporo, Kirin, and Asahi and they're all just so unremarkable. Like really nice but dry pilsners. It's been years since I've had a Japanese beer but that's how I recall them.
t. American craft beer enthusiast

>>9545674
>this is what retards believe
Colorado easily has the biggest and most accessible craft market in the world whereas Europe still has nothing but the same copypasta lagers
>But someone said on Facebook that American beer is bad
Kys
>autistic ramblings about hipsters
Kys

I like beer, but I'm basically a beer casual. My favorite beer is a big commercial beer, Dos Equis. Stella and Rolling Rock are also good. Coors Light is my go-to el cheapo beer when there's nothing else I want. I tried some greek beer a week ago that was really good, but I can't remember the name of it.

Also, Kronenbourg 1664 Blanc is really really good.

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>>9545689

>haha why is the richest and most powerful country in the world so bad at business haha why aren't they using the business techniques my Nordic shithole of a country uses haha

>>9545795
>Guinness
>Good

>>9545943
I see a lot of this about individual states from different people, myself included. is it just that this shit is distributed locally, and we cant actually judge other states' beer side by side unless we travel with our own local state beer?

>>9545927
I love stocking up on New Glarus and cheese curds when in WI.

>>9545828
Hurr durr what are imports
Europoor logic at it's best

>>9545947
My claims weren't really something that any idiot can say about their own state in all fairness.

>>9545726
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g-4qYRRS3Xw

>>9545950
how do you determine that colorado's beer market is the biggest and most accessible? two states away, in california, and im not sure Ive ever seen or consumed a colorodan beer

>>9545943
Also this guy here. I've been all over the country and Europe, the northwest US generally has the most diversity in beer followed by the northeast. Europe (at least central, west and south) your choices are generally generic lager and generic dark lager

>>9545660
What's worse is that fat as fuck /v/edditors unironically think Kojima could just take Sony's money and spend it on food randomly, people here unironically think budget for a game is just a credit card with 100 million bucks and that you can do whatever you want with them.

/v/ is, along with reddit and neofag, the worst place to talk about videogames because no one has any idea about them.
The only reason to come here is to laugh at neckbeards.

>>9545820
dude, you are clearly the biggest idiot on the fucking planet. i'd say you're a troll, but your youtube channel indicates you really are delusional.

the stock market is not a 'joke', you don't pull out to 'ruse' a dedicated fanbase of 1 ip. MGSV sold around 6 million units, which was barely more than BREAKING EVEN after YEARS AND YEARS of development time and eating away money on creating a new engine and marketing. it sold the same as MGS4, which was a fucking exclusive and cost way less, both development wise and marketing wise, while V is multiplat. simply put, konami's money is better spent on other prospects that actually generate cash flow and provide WAAY higher profits, such as PACHINKO. it's 100% the better business strategy

they removed themselves from the NYSE because they were in troubled waters financially, partly due to people like Kojima fucking it all up for them. in late 2015, management was restructured, grunts were fired, and one of the reasons that Konami has been doing better financially is because they fired Kojima, not because all of the major shareholders of Konami (banks and Kazuki) are super into Kojima's ruse cruise. In fact, Kazuki doesn't like Kojima and none of the fucking bank investors even know who he is.

Fucking dolt. Read a book.

>>9545907
>>9545919
Purity law is fucking cancer :-)

>>9545947
>I see a lot of this about individual states from different people, myself included. is it just that this shit is distributed locally,
You are pretty close to truth anon, but you won't like it.

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>>9545952
For one. If you look up best states for beer, CA/OR sometimes edge CO (all usually in the top 3) out but keep in mind people are FAR more spread out in those states whereas in CO everybody is concentrated around the Denver area.

My point was more than these markets are infinitely better than European ones

>>9545958
Also I didn't necessarily say craft had to be local beers, accessibility more refers to variety of craft and price regardless of where it came from

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>>9545717
>there are literally people who have not had terrapin

I hope he likes his biiru

>>9545955
Their profits and stocks have only been improving. Stop trying to pretend as if you know about grown up things and shut the fuck up, kiddo.

>>9545661
The same show exists about Gérard Depardieu and it's the best.

>>9545954
>morale isnt an important investment in any company

see>>9545667
>>9545897
>>9545667

>>9545964
And those people know jack shit about videogame development.
No one here knows anything.

>>9545965
it has nothing to do with videogame development and everything to do with business culture

The average age of this board is probably 16, and chances are that they have only worked at Walmart if at all.
They don't know anything

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>>9545962
another copypasted reply. fucking degenerate probably didn't even read what i posted because i mentioned konami's stock improving since firing kojima. in fact, i was the guy who initially told you about it. you don't know shit about the stock market or economics. you don't know what a financial statement is, what a quarterly report is, you don't even know what cash flow is

hope to see you in the E3 live thread and subsequent livestream of you hanging yourself

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>>9545658
>Drinking beer at the end of the workweek is a problem

/v/ has reached the point where it's critiquing the catering of a dev studio

>>9545970
We have become stronger, faster, more autistic, soon we'll be critiquing the brand of pens the devs use.

>>9545954
Dude do you know who much money is spent on bullshit in companies?

I worked for a medical tech start-up and the executives would spend $4000 on dinner just to charm a couple of doctors.

>>9545662
It's shit
Sake is the only thing the japs do well for alcohol.
Rice vodka isn't horrible either, but you're better off with eastern Europe stuff.

>>9545759
Their laws are total bullshit for brewing though. Anything below mass factory production, so pretty much all small brewers, MUST contain 5% by final volume of some fruit on a very shitty list.

>>9545759
Unfortunately, your lack of travel is showing. The best craft scene can now be found in New Zealand, and good god are the beers there taking risks that pay off.

If you can find some, get into Three Boys.

I like the beer that tastes more like bread.

>>9545975
t. NZfag who has never been anywhere else

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>>9545909
>.asp

>>9545827
Nanomachines

>>9545662

bags of sand

>>9545978
The fuck is your problem?

>>9545845
He types them himself on his actual, Japanese twitter.

Then some assistant translates it the best they can and posts it on his english twitter.

>>9545658
WE'VE BEEN TRASHED

Why can't they do this to waifu threads

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eat shit /v/

>>9546130
RF4 wasn't even good compared to 3.

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welcome to /trash/