HG thread dolan edition
No thanks, red.
Don't use Red's threads.
>>9540852
>>9540852
>>9540852
>>9540850
HOW MANY TIMES... is blue, is goddamn blue! why can't you see it? this hat is blue!
>>9540859
at least use one with some big anime titties, mate, or at least with a real funny image, like.. a flower on a skateboard or something
>>9540890
"it's blue, it's goddamn blue"
What the fuck is this cancer shit?
Is this... where we'll be staying?
>>9540913
Don't bully my husband
Cancer.
>>9540966
You see, I spent a good amount of time waiting for somebody, but I can see now that most of us are here instead.
>>9540893
I don't remember this, when and how did this happen? or is it those creepy fanart from creepy people, I wonder how they think about creepy stuff.. what if they did this in real life.. what if their mothers only let them watch horror movies for all their lifes!
>>9540945
Shit can't have cancer, mate, poop is not alive, except for that emoji... that thing has every type of cancer
>>9540947
yup, the best place to stay
>>9540966
WHAT DID I SAID, put anime titties, dude, that's how you get people in sites, like clickbait stuff
>>9540976
>>9540976
>>9540976
Somebody fucking host
>>9541015
Oh, and another one.
People should come to a decision already. I don't see anything wrong with this one at all.
>>9541037
Because you're a nufag
Stop making new threads.
>>9541053
it's Hoshi doe
>>9541053
Wh-whatever that is supposed to mean...
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO BE IN THREE PLACES AT ONCE
Baron you best decide on a thread right fucking now
>>9541063
proof?
>>9541073
Carefully
>>9541080
oh wait that's not Hane
just name ONE fucking ava Tbh
First 36 for the 21st Bounty Games.
Please delete the other threads those who made them. We've pissed off this board enough already.
>>9541073
Four
>>9541097
Beruka
>>9541097
Estarossa
>>9541097
Beatrice Flowerchild
>>9541097
Space Dandy
>>9541097
TETSUTETSU TETSUTETSU
>>9541097
Reigen Arataka
>>9541097
Aliera Carstairs
>>9541097
Maria and Harusame
>>9541097
Yuuya
>>9541097
Cthulhu
>>9541097
Lord Dominator
>>9541097
Tsuyu
>>9541097
Gascoigne
>>9541097
Bell Cranel
>>9541097
Shiny Flygon
>>9541097
Nigga with a rocket launcher
>>9541097
Tsubasa Hanekawa
>>9541112
Will you be here tonight?
I hope.
>>9541073
Clone yourself! you can have one doing dinner, one going to the store, and you.. doing whatever you want, life could be easier with clones.. but I don't need them, because i'm having the easy life already..
>>9541097
Danger Dolan
>>9541097
Osamu Dazai
>>9541097
Altera
Mini Genie In a bottle
>>9541097
Undyne
>>9541097
A worthless pile of egg yolk
>>9541097
Deleted it Baron-kun~
>>9541097
Fun Girl
>>9540937
>I haven't butchered anyone, what are you talking about? Am I bad?
>>9540954
>Someone contacted me and told me what I was doing. I won't.
>>9541097
Shiburin
>>9541097
Kaho
Female
>>9541097
Marceline
>>9541097
Vice Admiral Garma
>>9541097
Sauron
>>9541097
Sucy Manbvavaran
>>9541097
Iria
>>9541097
Mikun
>>9541097
Morgan Yu
>>9541097
Hex Maniac
>>9541097
nootella
>>9541159
Fuck that's scary af. Source?
>>9541097
Aku, The Shapeshifting Master of EXTRA THICC
>>9541097
Devendra Banhart
>>9541147
This ava is way better than your bland animu tbqhfamalam
>>9541097
Hakuno Kishinami
>>9541097
Lang's mother
>>9541152
>GASP
Holy shit, I can make my wishes come true
>opens the bottle
>>9541097
Shin-chan
>>9541097
Shygal
>>9541144
ARE YOU HITTING ON ME
>>9541201
LANG
>>9541097
Catling gun
>>9541183
Erès tú Red?
>>9541169
hey its me har-i mean alfred
>>9541201
>lana's
>>9541186
>Yandere Simulator
>>9541189
FUCK OFF I LOVE GABBU
>>9541215
Nope~
But seriously. Will you? I want (you) inside m...y games.
>>9541212
Love you too, anon.
>>9541221
You made that joke already.
>>9541233
Gabriel is the worst.
>>9541238
PROBABLY. IF THERE'S GONNA BE GAMES THEN I'LL DEFINITELY BE THERE, I STILL HAVEN'T HAD A CHANCE TO WIN ONE YET SINCE ALL OF THE HOSTS HATE ME AND ARE MAKING ME LOSE ON PURPOSE.
>>9541189
Thanks, mate, but you know that people love anime girls, even if some look the same and some act the same they still want more
>>9541097
Aniki
>>9541230
>Yandere Simulator
I thought it was from horror manga or something
>9541212
ebin xD
>>9541251
Monoreye a best aesthetic
>>9541102
...
>>9541266
>I thought that too when I first saw this girl. But nope, she's from a game that ain't even finished.
>>9541282
...
>>9541157
Thank you.
>>9541178
Glad to see someone else was planning on playing that bastard. Go ahead my man.
Ok the rules for those who don't know.
Pick three other tributes you want to kill
you will get 2 points for each of them you kill they get a point if they kill you.
Winner of the game gets 3
tributes with most kills in game get 2.
Once someone's reached 10 or more they will get a custom event in the crucible.
Whoever reaches 20 first gets thier own arena event and a winscreen.
>>9541261
I want you to win mine but no rigging of course.
I'll see you tonight then, hopefully there will be enough people for me to host.
>>9541297
Hmmm it appears that my name is wrong. It needed to be Shiburin.
>>9541301
Friday night is the deadest primetime hours
>>9541297
I, Reigen Arataka, accept this challenge.
>worthless pile of egg yolk, dolan, fun girl
>>9541297
The one with the tentacles on his face, Cutulgu? Cou..thull ho...Yeah that one!
>>9541297
Garma, Gascoigne, Altera.
Targets sighted. Commencing operation.
>>9541297
>Reigen
>Dolan
>tetsutetsu
>>9541297
Tetsutetsu Tetsutetsu...now that I think about it, what a stupid name
Sauron
Gascoigne
These three are the only ones that look like they can put up a fight...let's hope they don't disappoint
>>9541297
Uhh...Let's go with Beruka...Bell, and...Emi? Will that work?
>>9541297
Beruka, Sauron, and Cthulhu.
>>9541297
I'm just gonna pick district 2
>>9541297
Picking on some weaklings would be no fun, so I'll just look for the toughest guys. Let's see. Space Dandy, the Tetsu kid, and that big ass monster called Cthulhu should be fine.
>>9541323
We had 51UIDS last Friday though.No?
Well fuck...
>>9541297
>>9541336
Oh and I guess Hanekawa and Altera but I just wanna talk to those rather than kill them,
>Cthulhu, Hane and Altera
>>9541297
I am ready for combat, sir!
>Tsubasa Hanekawa, Emi, and Danger Dolan
>>9541297
GIVE ME DEKU, CTHULHU, AND TSUYU
>>9541297
Shame,beasts are at rest yet again.
>Cthulu,Reigen,Dolan.
>>9541293
...I am keeping an eye on you, assassin.
>>9541297
I'll try for Tetsu-four, Garma, and Deku. They don't seem like too much of an issue standing in the way of some imaginary points.
>>9541297
District 5
>>9541297
Undyne, deku, cthulhu
>>9541297
Cthulhu
Gascoigne
Sauron
>>9541297
Selecting D3
>>9541358
Idk man I'm just guessing if most of us would probably go out tonight
I'd still be here tho
>>9541390
nice rp
>>9541297
Dolan
Tsuyu
Deku
>>9541278
Of course friend, Zeonic actually produces the finest mobile suits, unlike it's competitors, they actually push ingenuity to a new level, rather than churning out, dated death traps for the Federations cannon fodder.
>>9541403
We'll see then, otherwise I'll just do it tomorrow.
Have a nice day!
>>9541297
I'll have to choose District Four, Yuuya Cthulhu and Lord Dominator.
>>9541407
I know right?
>>9541423
You too dude
>>9541368
Aren't you always when I'm around? I'm only here for training, just try not to get in my way.
>>9541327
>>9541339
>>9541364
>>9541415
You people really love me, huh?
>>9541462
>yeah, back when he made silly world of warcraft videos instead of whatever autism he does now
And start.
I need to sort out dinner but il continue it when im back so say 10 minutes tops
>>9541498
Chthulu doesn't want his wife to hurt herself.
>>9541498
Woah there Cthulhu
That's domestic abuse.
Emi probably likes it rough though.
>>9541498
ALRIGHT, NOW I'M NOT THE GREATEST FISHERMAN IN THE WORLD, BUTT- ER, BUT- I THINK I KNOW JUST ABUTT- ER.. JUST ABOUT- WHAT I'M DOING.
>>9541498
Well...this is certainly heavier than it looks.
But it's still no problem for me.
>>9541498
You fought bravely, but it's over for you pal.
>>9541417
Quality over quantity
Sieg Zeon!
>>9541537
cringe
>>9541555
Hi /b/
>>9541555
Whatever you say, literally who.
>>9541570
>ICOOC
cringe
>>9541570
nice rp
>>9541498
Axes hold an edge over a spear in battle after you get in close.
Not only that, but you lack the killing instinct. This was over the very moment you started.
>>9541593
All the most based avas are ICOOC, newfag.
>>9541477
The past is in the past, the good times are gone, you have to enjoy the current me now, and I love the current me! I don't know about my past self.. let me send him a message
>dolan uses his phone to send a message to his old phone, no one replies back
Huh, no response
>>9541498
Prepare world, danger dolan is coming for you! well, i'm already standing on you but.. you know the point!
>>9541624
>he doesn't know the new term is nufag
lmao nufag
>>9541610
I don't get the whole "removing default events from the game then adding them back in with unnecessary capitalization" thing.
>>9541610
Here, you can have this overly heavy armor that I found a few moments ago.
>>9541610
LD gained 2 points for killing dolan.
>game starts
>shitposters
Things that make you go hmmm.
>>9541660
Stop copying my character's shtick, nufag.
>>9541610
WAI- HANG ON, I'M WAITING FOR THE RIGHT WOMAN FIRST, I'M NOT READY FOR TH-
>>9541672
You want me to add something? I'll fucking add something. I joined a month ago. I didn't join because I thought this was a shithole I had to fix, or anything. I like it like it is. There's a nice cycle, I can be on in the morning where it's calm, or later, when it's active. I like the games, the games are nice. I'm going to keep working on my own games, but for the time being, I've toned it a bit down on the priority list. I'm not some pacifist, or anything, but people need to realize, you're not changing ANYONES mind with half an hour of text chatting on the internet. And you CERTAINLY are not changing and entire community. There's like, a hundred people here. More, probably. We all have opinions, doesn't fucking matter to me. It goes as it goes. And with 100 scattered opinions, it doesn't change in a fucking day. It. Will. Work. Out. The community might shatter someday, so be it, we'll stay in contact with those we want to, a new community will spring up, it's all good. We're not changing this one. It's not fucking happening. If the community changes, it'll happen slowly, steadily, on it's own. There's no fucking reason to complain. If you don't like how things are run, run it like you want to, but don't expect others to. If you're tired of giving, don't, leave, begone. Make your own community. I'm here to have fun, make a few buddies, enjoy the games, and mostly, enjoy the RP. I'm not expecting ANYTHING, neither should you. No one owes you jack shit, if you want to give, give. If you want to give because you'll get something in return, FUCK OFF.
Enough of this peace, I shall skip it.
>>9541655
None of those are events shown are default though.
As far as default events I removed it was only the suicide ones.
>>9541672
...
>Izuku watches on, both in awe and absolute terror as Cthulhu just tears into the person.
I-...Whoa...
>>9541610
That's false! that egg-head and the old woman never defeated me, they are telling fake stories!
>>9541677
I'm not trying to copy cancer though, so I don't really get what your point is.
>>9541722
Does this tiny fox creature really think she can do any-
>crushed to death
>>9541717
>no results on desuarchive
>>9541722
>ratmen horde
>>9541722
Wander no longer, Mage. I know the way from here. Just follow close behind.
>>9541722
>The assassin carves though them like a hot ax through butter, all as silent as can be.
>More than once she shoots a look at Garma in the middle of the fight that most people would consider worrying to be looked at like that.
>>9541734
>I want to be cancer!
Nice thinking bro, you sure showed me.
>>9541717
This
>>9541742
No, that's a pasta from Hiccup
>>9541742
nufag
>>9541717
Is that a copypasta or genuine.
>>9541722
This is more like it!
>>9541786
hey thats me
>>9541799
Hot...
>>9541786
>Mii
>Vampy
>Squid
>Nu-13
>Spy
>Edea
>Bob
>Garnet
>DEDAN
WE NEED TO GO BACK
>>9541809
SAANYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>Kamina
>>9541809
>not the first post from this UID
found one of the shitposters
>>9541786
I'm sad that Spy died.
>>9541734
Based AF
>>9541819
wait a sec do u think kamina has blue pubes?
>>9541821
Lol................
>>9541799
THIS ISN'T WHAT I MEANT WITH AN EXPLOSIVE PERSONALITY BABY!! What's the point of scoring points if I can't get the girls!
>>9541751
keked
>>9541799
Tsuyu gains 1 point for defending herself from LD
Dandy gets 2 points for eliminating Hanekawa.
So what's the latest drama, Keemstar fans?
>>9541849
Annoying. Cowards who use ranged weapons should just all die.
>>9541761
>being this visibly upset
The bullying will stop one day anon, trust me.
>>9541849
Another day another death.
>>9541849
>>9541872
Huh?! This isn't how cupid's bow should work! She should be charmed instead of being dead on the ground, baby!
>>9541872
>snipes you
>you die
btfo
>>9541879
Let's fly.
>>9541879
Damn, Cthulhu got his revenge quick.
>>9541886
Speaking of your bad luck with the ladies...
>>9541903
Is it happening...? Is this the birth of Bizarro Space Dandy, Lady Slayer Extraordinaire? No, I must fight against this puddle in the way of my true ambitions!
>>9541886
Are you an idiot or something? I was just a little angry about that you killed me, but you actually thinking that you could charm me really pisses me off!
>>9541888
>Dies againt
>Revives
>Repeats the very same line about how cowards who use ranged weapons should just die
I'M A BIG KID NOW
>>9541903
>>9541920
At least you can say you are getting your bounties Dandy.
>>9541930
Yys, YES! THIS IS W3HAT I MEAN! Spáce Dandy, vanquisher of eldritch abominations!
>>9541926
Nothing is impossible for this alien hunter, baby! Besides I was scammed with that bow so...yeah, blame the manufacturer, I'mas much of a victim as you are.
>>9541903
I was this close to putting Dandy down as one of my three too. I should have been able to dodge quicker but I wasn't expecting such a person to have such a skill.
>>9541930
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wz_DNrKVrQ8
+2 points to dandy for killing cthulhu
>>9541961
>wew what am I even typing
>>9541971
>>9541974
This is what happens when you spend so much time flirting with hacker girls. You pick up thier l33t speak.
>>9541961
Are you lowkey abusing your keyboard?
>>9541903
>>9541968
Years of hunting dangerous beasts spread across the vast cosmos, baby! But don't worry! I'm a kind man who will share the spoils of this game with all the girls who joined this game!...Whatever the price is.
>>9541971
...What do you mean the Boobies in this solar system is going to close? Not if I can do something about it!
>>9541961
At least I confirmed that you're just another idiot. I couldn't care less about you and your bow problems, so you can get lost or whatever.
>>9541989
Sucy, care to explain your reasoning?
>>9542011
Prize*
>>9542018
>both of kuga's avas in the final 2
sigh
>>9541989
Evidently your "forever" isn't the same as mine.
>>9542018
Congratulations.
Thank you.
>>9542018
Thankq for hosting mate.
>>9542018
And the placements.
Congrats dandy that was the biggest leap of points we've ever had.
Dandy + 9 (Two bounties, winner and most kills)
LD + 2
Tsuyu +1
>>9542018
Congratulations.
>>9542048
My thanks for hosting.
>>9542015
And that's the end of that! Stepping aside for the true champion was a smart move, little witch!
>>9542015
Would and idiot score this high in a tournament? I don't think so! I got the kills, the bounties, the money and soon, the girls! Now c'mere and let ya boy Dandy treat you something.
>>9542048
I actually killed somebody while I wasn't paying attention? Now that makes this game actually worth it! Breaking some weakling in half is always fun.
>>9542048
At least I got q singular kill...th-that's something? I guess. Th-Thanks for hosting.
>>9542048
Thank you for the game.
>>9542058
>Would and idiot-
This comedy writes itself.
>>9542018
>>9542058
>
>>9542048
And thanks to you for this swell match!
>>9542048
>+9
I wonder if experience and luck is really enough to offset a lack of common sense and intelligence. Thanks for the game.
>>9542087
I don't like your tone, this is not a comedy but a thrilling action movie with me as the protagonist!
>>9542058
Let me think this through. How about, no?
Like hell I'd do anything with a perverted idiot like you. Your kind is good for nothing trash that should just drop dead, so how about you do me a favor and die already?
Winning doesn't matter if you're a pervert. It makes anything positive about you invalid.
>>9542105
I don't need to offset anything when I also have both common sense and intelligence, kid! You should take a few tips from the man!
>>9542119
Woooow that's very edgy for a brat like you! Who're you calling a pervert? Dandy knows how to appreciate AND respect women! Special bust and curvy woman!, something you're seriously lacking.
SCORCHED EARTH A.I. ONLINE.
>>9542223
What sort of mobile suit is this?
>>9542214
Weren't you the one who tried to charm me using some magical bow? That's exactly what a desperate pervert would do!
>>9542223
ROBOT! TAKE ME TO THE WINCHESTER!
IV DAMKE
>>9542223
Oh! Is a mecha my price for winning? Excellent!
>>9542246
>sweats externally
...Y-You were too far away to distinguish! Actually, It's a good thing you died or else I'd get in trouble. The arrow thing never happened alright?
>>9542236
Be gone thot
>>9542223
Huh, a robot friend for me?
>>9542320
>Pets
>>9542291
I don't know~
I have a really good memory, so I'm not sure if I ever could forget that! But maybe if you get on your knees and beg for it, the memory will magically disappear!
>>9542328
Ohh... thank you anon!
>>9542236
CLASSIFIED. STATE YOUR LOYALTY.
>>9542262
DENIED, YOU ARE NOT MY PILOT.
>>9542291
WRONG.
>>9542320
SPECTRE CLASS UNKNOWN BUILD. STATE LOYALTY IMMIDIATELY.
>>9542337
...H-How about I take you to the nearest amusement park instead? The latest champion can't simply get on his knees and beg! Everyone would laugh and say things! C'mon kid, be reasonable!
>>9542382
Theeeen...you're the mecha I ordered through mail right? Took you forever to arrive!
>>9542299
I have no idea what you are on about.
>>9542382
I'm loyal to the Principality of Zeon, wait a minute...a mobile suit with an AI? Who was crazy enough to think that up?
>>9542382
Stop posting.
>>9542382
Uh, My build? I'm a cyborg kitty, what about you?
I'm daddy's little fidget spinner when daddy feels horny he lifts me up and puts me on his huge cock and I spin and I spin whirrr I get so dizzy but daddy keeps me spinning until I squirt leaving me all wet with his cummies god I'm such a spinny dizzy little slut for daddy
Post shipping charts.
>>9542382
>>9542462
>>9542410
It's like half the size of a mobile suit too
>December 11th, 2015
>>9542406
NO. YOU ARE NOT.
>>9542410
IT IS COMMON PRACTICE AMONG ALL TITAN CLASS MECHS TO HAVE AN A.I.
>>9542439
ADDING TO DATABASE. PLEASE STATE LOYALTY.
Avafags that used to be your friends?
>>9542406
>Seemingly out of nowhere a mobile appears in the girl's hand and starts dialing on it
I thought that my memory was good, but I can't seem to remember that damn number. Nine, one, and- I'm so close to remembering it, and I must call them to deal with this pervert!
>>9542528
>we're the ones destroying ourselves.
Common knowledge.
>>9542563
myself
>>9542563
none
> yet
>>9542554
I am very loyal to my friends and family! Is that enough?
>>9542563
Hikigaya Hachiman
>>9542509
It looks really outdated too! I dare say that even the RB-79 is more intimidating.
>>9542554
So what are you doing here without a pilot? Have you gone rogue? See that's why adding AI to a mech built for war is a bad idea.
>>9542563
junko
Post old avafags no one remembers.
>>9542565
NO DON'T CALL THE SPACE POLICE!
>Dandy drops his head directly on the floor.
I'M SORRY FOR SHOOTING THAT ARROW DIRECTLY AT YOUR CHEST IT WAS TOTALLY AN ACCIDENT! PLEASE FORGET IT HAPPENED.
>>9542624
Me
>>9542624
I know a pretty obscure one no one talks about anymore.
Vert.
>>9542624
Battlewagon
>>9542634
DUDE WAIT! I got a better one.
Hoshi
>>9542624
Nega Ruby
>>9542624
Lt. Smith
>>9542624
Chiaki
>>9542653
Lt. Smith was /ourguy/, he did what hoshi did 10x better before that hack was even born
>>9542624
Spy
>>9542554
Alright can I pilot you yes or not? Because a deadly machine would be really nice right now.
>>9542624
Gengar
>>9542624
Hunter
>>9542626
Pathetic.
>The girl kicks some dirt in the direction of the pervert
You're not just a perverted idiot, but you're also pathetic weakling. Try to grow a pair, or just give up on this whole living thing.
>>9542668
>implying
>>9542648
you mean Ruby?
>>9542589
MY PILOT IS MISSING. 1ST PROTOCOL STATES COMPLETING THE MISSION IS TOP PRIORITY.
>>9542669
NO. I ONLY REQUIRE A NEW PILOT WHEN THE OLD ONE IS KIA.
>>9542583
WHO ARE THESE FRIENDS LOYAL TO?
Holy shit. Host a game you niggers
Are Heloise and Ruby the same fag?
>>9542693
No, I mean Negafag.
He would play "Nega" version of established avas.
>>9542624
Disgust.
>>9542688
...
...
>And then when she less expected it Dandy quickly stood up and took the phone away from her hands
I was merely pretending to be pathetic! You fell for my trick and now this phone is mine!
>takes out the batteries.
>>9542702
Oh. and where's the guy? I'd want to know where to get this model of mobile suits.
>>9542717
...who was Ruby
>>9542702
I have many different friends but who they're loyal to is conflicting. One side of my friends is loyal to a group called the "Nyan Nyan Army", something like that. The other side of my friends is loyal to protecting the town and fight against the other side.
HE'S GOT A HEAD OF FIERY HAIR AND A TURBOCHARGED BACKPACK
>>9542736
W-Wait! Give that back!
>Before the screen fades to black, the pervert should've been able to catch a glimpse of the girl's wallpaper, which shows a black haired boy with hearts all around him
Give that back in this instant or I'll break you in half!
>>9542789
HIS GENIUS SISTERS USE HIM AS A LAB RAT
>>9542702
And what mission may that be, wait let me guess it's classified. Well, could you at least confirm that you are not an enemy of Zeon?
>>9542804
Ohhh was that your boyfriend? Or some idol little girls like you are obsessed with these days?
>Dandy takes advantage of the height difference between the two and keeps the phone away from her reach.
That's something very dangerous to say, kid. Tell you what, apologize to me and I won't be calling your parents for trying to frame an innocent man.
>Johnny Test is over 10 years old
Where did the time go
>>9542925
It got lost in all the whipcracks
>>9542624
If no one remembers. No one would reply.
>>9542933
Ah yes, the whipcracks...
The sounds of the producers forcing the animators to work until their fingers fell off...
Boop
>>9542736
PILOT YOSHIMITSU IS IN UNKNOWN LOCATION.
>>9542779
N.N.A. UNKNOWN ROGUE FACTION.
>>9542826
ZEON. UNKNOWN ROGUE FACTION.
>>9542900
>The girl's expression can't convey the pure anger that she is feeling at the moment, so it turns into a smile filled with annoyance
You know what?
>She pulls out a card from her skirt
Install!
>Her right arm suddenly starts shining, and a moment later it's replaced with a gigantic arm, covered in armor that clearly doesn't belong to the girl
I'M GOING TO FUCKING PULVERIZE YOU!
>>9542975
Rouge faction? What's that? Don't tell me that's some evil group.
>>9542975
Right, listen no one really has any jurisdiction here, but please don't go around picking fights. Guess I'll wish you luck in your mission.
HOW DO I GET COKE OUT OF CARPET
>>9543098
Invite Scarface over.
>>9543004
....Huh. That's...that's pretty amazing for a little girl. I'm just gonna...place the phone here and...slowly back away.
>Dandy just runs as fast as he can and hides behind a wall.
Can we do this whole conversation thing all over again?!
>>9543098
Ruby walks in on the loud man screaming at the soda in the carpet and suggests he start by getting a towel.
>>9543098
>Dandy yells from behind cover.
The right brand of cleaner, dude!
>>9543111
WHO
>>9543124
I HAVE LIKE FIVE TOWELS THE COKE'S STILL IN THERE IT'S NOT COMING OUT
>>9543126
WHAT BRAND
>holds up a nerf gun
ALRIGHT, NOBODY MOVE
JUST HAND OVER THE MEMES AND NO ONE GETS HURT
>>9543098
I recommend Clorox. But I'm a little bit behind on my cleaning history...
>>9543155
>>9543155
TAKE THE FUCKING MEME JUST DON'T HURT ME
>>9543113
What's that? You can talk smack, but you can't back it up?
>She steps on the phone, which instantly smashes into pieces under her increased weight
Do you think that I give a damn about that piece of junk? No!
>She slowly starts walking in the direction of the pervert's cover
But you've seen something that you shouldn't have!
>>9543158
OK WHERE DO I GET THAT
>>9543185
You did the meme backwards
>>9543211
From a touhou's portal kit.
>>9543185
>takes this anon hostage
I SWEAR TO GOD IF YOU DON'T GIVE ME THE MEMES, THIS CUNTS BRAINS ARE GOING ALL OVER THE FLOOR!
>holds the nerf N-Strike at the anons head
>>9543222
Fuck
>>9543225
OH GOD PLEASE NO! I HAVE A FAMILY I NEED TO MEME FOR!
>>9543155
>>9543211
From lots of stores, I dunno which though...
>>9543149
Uhhhhhh...let me ask my vacuum cleaner
>Does a quick online search and a call
It says here carpet cleaner Meguiars is a good choice, dude! There's also...
>Dandy tosses hi
>>9543155
There's no need to go this far for a couple of cheap memes grandma! Just drop the gun and raise your arms up!
>>9543209
Oh c'mon! At first, you're just a edgy kid and now you're and edgy kid who can use magic! There's nothing to back up against that crap!
>Dandy looks for ways tp try and escape, but his teleporter is still charging.
What's wrong with liking someone? I swear I won't tell anyone just stop this madness!
>>9543225
Fine! Take it!
>>9543234
>holds the N-Strike closer to his head
I'M GONNA DO IT
GIMME YOUR BEST, MOST ORIGINAL MEMES RIGHT MEOW!
>bought a drawing tablet that was a bit expensive
>tfw don't know why or what to do with it
I mean I think I did it to edit memes better... but at the same time I still don't know why.
>>9542641
I member
>>9543224
I DON'T KNOW WHAT THAT IS
>>9543242
FUCK
>Goes running off somewhere
>>9543286
>>9543286
Release him.............................................or else.
>>9543314
I used to post Skyrim memes like you... then a very specific sequence of events resulted in me taking this position as a town guard.
>>9543286
>Uncontroble sobbing as the anon holds him at gun point. Are the memes really worth it?
>>9543339
I used to be a town guard myself, untill I took a cheese cart to the groin.
>>9543320
>shoots the anon with the N-Strike, doing absolutely nothing to him because it's a fucking nerf gun
YOU WANNA GO, PUNK?
I'VE GOT 5 MORE ROUNDS IN THIS GUN, I CAN TAKE YA!
>>9543260
Edgy, edgy, edgy! That's all you can say, you idiot? It's freaking annoying!
>The girl lunges forward and clearly aims to punch through the wall, but she stops right before her gigantic fist would collide with it
What is it now?
>She starts to talk to herself like she is in the middle of a phonecall
Wait, really? But I was in the middle of-
Whatever.
>Her arm returns to its normal state and she turns around
You're lucky, asshole. I have more important things to do than smashing your skull like it's a watermelon.
>>9543359
Then have at thee
>>9543359
>he never put sowing needles in the tips of his nerf darts
>>9543384
What the fuck's a sowing needle
>>9543390
Autocorrect.
>>9543383
>shoots you in the eye with the nerf gun, temporarily blinding you
>as this duel is turn based, it proceeds to your turn to attack me
GIMME YER BEST SHOT!
>>9543384
>That's a bit overkill.
>>9543397
what the fUCK IS AN AUTOCORRECT
>>9543384
fucking genious
>>9543377
>Dandy was about to shot through the wall with his potent laser gun in hopes to save himself, but once the girl stops her footing, dandy keeps from behind.
...W-Well you're lucky I didn't have to use my last option and melt your metallic fist with this gun!
>phew
...That was close, this is why you don't teach kids how to use magic without proper guidance.
>>9543420
HG discord in a nutshell
>>9543467
>shot
Green_meme_man.jpg
>>9543384
goblin darts?
>>9543567
meh
>>9543658
Jesus christ
Yo.