HG Thread
Link to art?
you tried
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Link it.
Kys
Good thread
here's a little lesson in trickery
>cums on the carpet
>>9543808
>shits in your shoes
>>9543808
>shoves your nose in it
>>9543830
>pisses on your waifu
>>9543834
What the fuck bro!
>takes off Tapout hat and under armor shirt
Dude, I'm gonna fuck your face with my fist, bro!
>>9543832
>is sad
>plots to rebel against your tyranny
>>9543867
>>>/memeddit/
>>9543861
>pisses on your armour, rusting it
>pisses on your fists
GUYS
I'M GAY
>>9543914
>KK
>>9543923
FUCK HOW DID YOU KNOW
>>9543914
Shut the fuck up,Yukine.
Is this the real thread or is there another one?
>>9543972
This is the current one
Seems the ava's has disappeared for whatever reason
>>9543990
>I'm here just lurking
>>9543874
hahahaha thanks 4 teh upboats my friend :)
>>9543990
Because it looks like a shitposting thread.
>>9544049
Also it's 13 hours old
>>9544063
Still works fine
>>9544067
>(All we can do is wait for a game now don't we?)
>comes in
>places a smol anime gril on the floor
>leaves
>>9544106
I don't see it.
Somebody host
>>9544067
>greets you
>>9544102
Oh shit though you lost your house and OD'd
>>9544067
I'd do a greeting post, but it'd be extremely out of character.
>>9544106
Clannad is so cancerous
>oto san uguu
>>9544131
>(Was busy doing IRL stuff. But I might come back tomorrow. Still busy with work.)
>>9544102
It sucks, but what can you do? At least you can take solace in the fact that it will happen eventually.
>>9544124
>says hello
>asks how you're doing
>>9544134
Exactly the same for my one. Unless it turns into a bizarro thread or something, my character wouldn't even consider standing out. Kinda makes you wonder if all the greeting posts we see are IC...
Post it.
>>9544169
ok
>>9544169
>>9544157
Doesn't have to be a greeting post. You could fabricate something to give the ava an excuse to show up n start talking.
>>9544181
>no penis
Phew, I was scared for a second then.
>>9544181
>expecting a dick
>no dick
One Ram for Ram. Double Valentine Edition.
Quack
>Thread is very slow today, eh? How are you guys doing?
>>9544215
Are you scared of Tunnel Snakes, anon?
>>9535995
Reverse doesn't bring up shit. What's the source?
>>9544226
>>9544226
Ram's Rockin' Rump
>>9544169
Crack
Siluriform
LF
KK
Spicy Italian
PAFCon
Boipucci
Engrish
Dodge
DoD
Chechnya
Diet
Pyrope
Stu
Also
Mayate
Cobblepot
Hidden Valley
Basic Economics
Nevada
ASMR
$3
Freedom Fry
C*ck
Megan
Megamind
Rule 2
Ang Lee
Retard
Duke
Comma
Canteen
Stereotype
Ya Guey
>>9539421
>>9543724
>>9544242
I DON'T KNOW I GOT IT FROM A THREAD ON /VP/
>>9544192
Still essentially a greeting post. Combine that with the fact that he absolutely despises attention in any way, shape, or form, and it's why I can't do a greeting posts.
I mean, let's be real here. Who would want to approach a person just walking warily down the street?
>>9544250
What the fuck
>>9544250
Quack
>whut
>>9544250
what the fuck is this?
>>9544278
autism
you guys want a shitty drawing with my new tablet?
>>9544250
Is this supposed to be a play on names?
>>9544268
Because sometimes you have to think outside the box to initiate RP. Sadly, that may require breaking the characters traits slightly.
>>9544169
>>9544290
Yes.
>>9544290
Quack
>Oh! Do a portrait of me!
>>9544290
Draw any anime girl
>>9544250
> spicy italian
hmmm...
>>9544290
Lets see what you've got in store for us
>>9544290
Sure.
>>9544303
>Hoshi
>>9544303
Quack
>>Traps
>>being this disgusting
>neck yourself.
>>9544301
I've been told that before. I initiate RP whenever someone wants to do it with me so they don't feel obligated to talk to me - if they want it, they'll do it.
>>9544334
Hopefully something better drawn than Sanae's legs in that image.
>>9544250
...Uh... What?
>>9544354
>I never noticed that
>looks like chicken
>>9544290
Go for it!
>>9544380
>not going over each image meticulously
It's like you're not even a tuhu fan.
triyng to calculate the precise amount of gunpowder needed to blow up my dick, and only my dick
>>9544444
>>9544419
>You figured me out, I was merely pretending for the last 2 years
if i find the mother fucker who ruined my daughters lives by changing his wifi name to "the poop bathroom" i`ll have his balls on my mantel
i finally learned how to photoshop the bitter fbeer face onto women after spending 15 years jacking off to the keystone bitter beer face ads
weve toiled to bring you the greatest specifically tailored user experience of all time. PLease uncheck the box that says "Shut the fuck up"
im the guy at mcdonalds who decides which states the offers are not valid in, an d i get more death threats than god
my main issue with "master chief fucks cortana" is if you read the halo novels youd know the space suit automatically jacks master chief off
>>9544476
The only thing I learned is how to make white text with black outline
>>9544480
>>9544476
>>9544462
Quack
>is this some kind of code, anon?
>>9544422
You need blackpowder, not gunpowder. Get a small cardboard tube that will fit in your urethrea. Fill1/4 with fine powder. Insert fuse. Then 1/2 fine black powder. Last quarter fine powder. Use hot glue to seal ends.
reading a 900 page book on Dry Rubs and immediately forgetting all of it and just dumping a shit load of cocoa pebbles on my ribs
>>9544462
>>9544476
>>9544480
>>9544487
>>9544489
>>9544497
>>9544513
>my brain when decrypting the code
>>9544497
inventing the Vertical Sandwich, that you can eat hands free, like a ffucking dog
>>9544519
>>9544517
Quack
>why do you hurt me in this way
>>9544487
Kill yourself! You're literally worse than Hitler!
yes trolls. unlike you, i have a brain. its called a " JOB "
Jsut arranged an 8-count box of pop tarts to be sent to a girls house. Looking forward to explaining to her how to prepare them
>>9544169
Watch this
>>9544559
JOB
J: respect
O: towards
B: woman
>>9544544
consider the cornerstone of my beloved acct..the "Follow Back Guarantee." i will follow you back always... no matter how much you suck shit,
>>9544567
Delete this right now
dr oz tells me on his show that you can just pour a shit load of mouthwash into your laundry instead of wasting money on various detergent's
i rescind my 2009 tweet "bat man fucks joker", as i now understand, through the wisdom of age, that bat man adheres to a noble moral code
First 24
theres a magic number of times you can reply to me before a police man automatically destroys you. nobody has ever reached it, but its there
>>9544588
>>9544588
Duck
Im the guy who exclusively wipes his ass with the disposable seat covers
>>9544610
I've actually done that when there was no tp left.
>>9544588
Devendra Banhart
>>9544588
Cream
>>9544588
Gascoigne
>>9544615
>that artwork
Is that you, Yin?
>>9544588
phil
>>9544588
Mikun
>>9544588
Sanae Kochiya
when i see people putting up foul language on to the feed, all i can do is laugh, knowing that they will never get their posts read on Ellen
>>9544588
dawn
>>9544588
The Big Kill
>>9544588
Joseph Joestar
>>9544588
Beruka
>>9544588
Kharjo
>>9544588
The Minecraft Joke Book
>>9544588
IIda getting barfed on
>>9544588
Leni Loud
>>9544588
Bert
>>9544588
Clownpiece
>>9544588
Deo Brandon
>>9544588
Jon Cage
>>9544674
Gudbee Jewjew
>>9544660
That's one oddly shaped dick.
>>9544588
Tsuyu
>>9544588
Garnig
"booty" is code word for "ass" . this is known
>>9544588
Reigen Arataka
>>9544588
Killer Queen
>>9544697
i thought it was code word for "treasure".
(everyone in dm notices ive been trying to type something for 10min straight) sorry all. iwas just writing down a girls phone number in here
>>9544588
Ruby
>>9544697
No wonder my ass always hurts after going out to plunder booty with drunk pirates...
>>9544314
Like I said, I have zero idea how to draw
>>9544694
Delet this >:^(
anyone else snort cum
be warned america. 1st they get us fired from amtrak for saying jacking off in the control car is good, next they start poisoning our wendys
>>9544729
me!
>Yukine
the famous time-tested classic, the philly cheesesteak, has become Sexualized by greed
(someone chastises my secret underground gym b/c poor ventilation, medical access etc) if my gym kills any one it will be you mother fucker.
>>9544726
Quack
>I'm gonna keep this. Thanks!
>>9544726
Why did you buy a drawing tablet if you can't draw according to yourself
and that's how you kick-start a thread :^)
>>9544730
>all this Wendy's talk lately
Fuck you guys, especially Kaito. First time in 8 years I have craved that garbage.
pushing one of those home depot mobile staircases onto its side., getting that shit wedged between the aisles, because they dont sell Geodes
>>9544749
I don't know why mate.
authorities forced to destroy entire 35,000-ton chernobyl sarcophagus after misunderstood online entrepreneur gets his dick stuck beneath it
ah.. the perfect Souffle! cant wait to dig in to t(*EVERY PIPE IN MY HOUSE EXPLODES AT THE SAME TIME, COVERING ME IN SHIT AND BOILING WATER*
in the year 3000 historians examine the preserved contents of an ancient time capsule: a piece of cardboard that says "Game cube sucks dick"
Please stop spam
when you're sitting on the toilet theres a tiny opening between the seat and your dick/nut area. this is known as "The Daredevil's Spittoon"
massive, hulking gorilla of a man, compeltely covered in hair, lying on a mattress and jacking off to his one immaculate shaved leg
>>9544789
Report it.
>>9544789
Okay, I will
>>9544756
>Craving Wendy's is a bad thing.
I bet you eat at Quiznos.
>>9544772
That beef doesn't look fresh.
Wendy's killed my family and raped me while I was young.
It mus be stopped at all costs.
I assume it was bait. Do you want me to pick up or make a new one?
>>9544888
>trips
new one, pls
>>9544888
New one
>>9544888
Just pick up
>>9544888
do not encourage bait, new
>>9544888
Quack
>if it's new, then
>>9544606
>>9544881
That was the surprise that came with your kids meal, you're welcome.
>>9544894
>>9544895
>>9544900
>>9544906
Three says new, gotcha.
First 24.
>>9544922
Duck Guy
>>9544922
Kaho
>>9544922
Mikun
>>9544922
Dale Cooper
>>9544922
Kosaku Kawajiri
>>9544922
Reigen Arataka
>>9544922
Wendy
>>9544922
Alexander Jones
>>9544922
Len
>>9544922
Ryougi Shiki
>>9544922
Cream
>>9544922
Emi
>>9544922
Gabriel
>>9544922
Devendra Banhart
>>9544226
El. She can be a handful. You have my appreciations for this gift.
>>9544922
Goblin Princess
>>9544922
Furry porn
>>9544922
>>9544606
The real duck^
>>9544929
Quack
>fuck off you dern impasta
>>9544922
Beruka
>>9544922
Aron.
>>9544922
Shitposting cat.
>>9544922
Bob Ross
>>9544922
Hermes Costello
>>9544984
WORST
GIRL
MONKEY
STUPID
Heard niggas be missing me and shit.
>>9544922
Tsuyu
>>9544991
well i picked a good time to leave
later hg
>>9544922
Ruby
>>9544990
>worst girl
excuse you you're referring to Suzie Q
>>9544991
I heard niggas think you a mark-ass bitch
>>9544922
Peacock
>>9544922
Nigga Rape Train
>>9544922
Shimakaze (Male)
>>9545010
Test me, nigga. i'm gonna white pearly gate any nigga that step up.
>>9545032
And here's the roster. Any swap requests?
Post what vidya you're playing
>>9545048
I think Nas is better, and he's boring as shit
>>9544922
TETSUTETSU TETSUTETSU
>>9545056
>Swap me with
>>9545028
>>9544693
>>9545056
>>9545057
Swap
>>9545056
Quack
>Seems ok to me. Ready when you are.
>>9545056
>>9544985
>>9545004
You know what? Fuck it, I'm bumping.
Seven more.
>>9545057
>>9544922
Me n' Jolyne got shit to take of care, give the kid my spot.
>>9544922
BB Hood
>>9545083
Delirium
>>9545083
Maggie and Holly
>>9545083
Young Kanye
>>9545058
>tfw terrible at character customization
>>9545071>>9545079
Ruby thanks the strange animal girl and the reaction image for offering to swap even if the game is now bumped.
>>9545083
Altera
>>9545056
Fuck i missed it again
>>9545076
>>9545085
Th-Thanks to the both of you...buuut the host is bumping it, s-so you guys don't need to worry.
>>9545074
Thanks, ma nigga
>>9545083
Gascoigne
>>9545058
Dorf Fort
>>9545058
Easy Pete is the new world champion oh shit
There we go. All ready now?
>>9545121
>Why have two quacks when you can have Tupac?
>>9545058
Dragon Quest VIII on the 3DS. Damn good game, desu.
>>9545151
I'm ready!
>Talk about a cat amongst the pigeons.
>>9545153
>Stocking?
>>9545151
All will be eliminated.
>>9545151
I, Reigen Arataka, accept this challenge.
>>9545151
Lo-Looks good...I-I'm gonna do the best I can!
>>9545152
That's a bar!
>>9545151
Devendra got the best district.
>>9544652
>>9545151
>>9544971
I'd like you to use this.
>>9545169
B-but, Regien-kun?
Do you accept the challenge of love?
>>9545163
Helo it is i stucan
>>9545151
Know what? I'm feeling nice for once. Give gramps his spot.
>>9545132
>>9545092
>>9545188
>>9545151
Ruby is prepared.
>>9545151
Let's begin sir!
Swaps and everything else has been done.
Lets begin!
>>9545058
Crusader Kings II
>>9545153
Which bit are you up to
>>9545151
Let's paint this town red!
>>9545222
you fucked your sis yet?
>>9545224
Just started the game. For a 3DS game it almost looks as good as the PS2 version.
>>9545219
>Oh no, if only the duck could swim somehow.
I summon Hoshi!!!
>>9545219
Ruby does her best pirate impression.
>>9545219
Quack
>fuck. Am I rip already?
>>9545219
Day one.
>>9545219
Redheads stick together I guess, just don't open a restaurant or I'll hate you.
>>9545269
Sorry, but you join my crew, not the other way around.
>>9545192
>thanks m8.
>>9545236
Both of them. Go Valyrian or go home.
>>9545269
Damn, Kayne already has his own Harem?
>>9545269
I don't want to be creative any more!
>>9545258
>pours one out
>>9545058
>>9545269
Ruby doesn't understand why she's being imprisoned. Was her pirate impersonation really that offensive?
>>9545274
She corrects the girl, explaining that she must be thinking of the OTHER Ruby.
I summon ____
>>9545285
Quack
>the OG has fallen
>>9545269
Night one.
>>9545258
It would seem so. Rest in peace man.
>>9545308
Hosi
>>9545308
ELEMENTAL HERO BUBBLEMAN
>>9545318
Thnak ya, Grizzly Adams
>>9545058
Stellaris
>>9545316
>I'll avenge you.
>>9545318
Tonight is so beautiful!
>cucked out of a game because 3 late fags wanted a new roster after missing the first bait game while i was taking a shower
>>9545318
These people actually sing pretty well, even if they're probably drunk.
>>9545318
Day two.
>>9545352
Can't you just share with the other Wendy?
>>9545343
Quack
>I grant you the honorary title of blood-kin. You now have free access to any Duck Stronghold in the province.
>>9545375
kek
great timing
>>9545375
Hopefully she doesn't notice before Ruby can get far enough away.
>>9545305
>The red in the picture makes it look like hair not.. Whatever that is, blood I guess?
Huh.. I could have sworn I saw red somewhere.
>>9545318
Let's see if they have anything good here.
>>9545352
That's weird, I thought I was in this game.
>>9545375
You'd think I'd see a lifeboat in the water, but that's to realistic.
>>9545375
O-Ohooo wow! I can't believe that worked...
>>9545375
Night two.
>>9545396
Indeed. I kek'd.
Why do lips instantly kill my dick, HG?
>>9545431
This could probably come in handy.
>>9545418
>Ah I see it now. Yeah it's blood.
>>9545431
>Goblin princess
>his
>>9545458
>red
>>9545458
>>9545490
And I forgot the pic too. Wonderful!
>>9545490
Double whoops!
>>9545492
>>9545431
Sorry, it's more like you have the pleasure of having me on your ship.
>>9545459
>I'm just blind.
>>9545503
And this is also another reason I don't serve squid or octopus..
>>9545503
>Furry Porn summons the kraken
So this...
This is the power of hentai...
Woah...
>>9545503
They weren't that serious but Ruby thanks her anyways.
>>9545503
Quack
>my duck brother has fallen. Rip, bro
>>9545525
She's being fucked by tentacles on the uncropped pic in fact, kek.
BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN
>>9545503
Night three.
>>9545506
Shhh...
>>9545525
>>9545543
So thats how she was able to summon the Kraken!
>>9545550
BREAK(THEWALLS)DOWN
>>9545529
>Kraken, my ass
>>9545557
You should be embarrassed.
>>9545465
>No, im watching anime
>>9545581
Which anime?
>>9545557
Day four.
>>9545572
Duck Guy you don't have to go into details on how it felt.
>>9545571
This guy gets it.
>>9545589
Prolly an incest doujin
guys
kaito erps
>>9545612
So?
>>9545557
>>9545612
Thanks, Captain Obvious. You saved the day.
I HEARD
>>9545589
>genshiken, I wanted to watched because there was a girl that looked pretty good for an ava, but is actually shit
guys
lenny erps
>>9545595
Heads up guys. You're now approaching a storm!
>>9545642
I don't see a good girl there
>>9545646
>tfw lenny will never scream out YEHEAH as he fills you with his love
It feels pretty good knowing the fag that shitposts as me got banned.
>>9545642
>Genshiken
>Shit
>He says while watching Seven deadly sins, gabriel shit and FoTm anime
>>9545656
>the black hair girl
>>9545997
>which seven deadly sins? there are 2 different ones
Quack
>guys, Duck erps
guys
deku erps
>>9546017
The shit one with Levianthan
>>9545650
Night four.
>>9546033
>Goblin Princess plundered Emi's booty
guys
anon erps
>>9545646
I'm pretty sure I don't.
>>9545988
Made me kek, good job anon
>>9545997
>Opinions exist
wow
>>9546052
NO I DON'T STOP THAT
>>9546068
yes i do
i suck BIG WRINKLY AVA DICKS
>anon
>>9546033
Its time for the feast!
>>9546049
Unfortunately the goblin princess gets punished for it.
>>9546092
Considering the gender identity mishap with GP, Shimikaze prolly wanted to prove he's the only trap worth a damn around here.
Spoilers: He ain't.
guys
reigen erps
>>9546112
>ywn fuck the psychic
i would like to apply for the nearest suicide booth please
>>9546112
>tfw Reigen will never accept the challenge of actually having sex with you
>>9546092
Day five.
>>9546092
>Kaho continues sailing, ignoring the island bloodbath known as the feast.
>>9546141
>>9546141
If Kamina wins I'll cut you
Does that Sensougahara fag have a discord?
I want to ask that cuck why he was shitposting as me.
>>9546141
Looks like this train has been derailed
>>9546141
Skipped some peace so we are now at night six.
We have a winner in the next slide.
>>9546182
>tfw Kamina wins and we all have to ERP with him
I got the Revolver ready when we need it.
>>9546206
And we commence a short intermission where Cage is dressed up as Miley Cyrus while singing Wrecking Ball.
>>9546187
>I want to ask that cuck why he was shitposting as me.
>Getting bent out of shape over someone using a picture of Adachi
I didn't realize pretending to be an anime character online meant you claimed ownership of the character itself.
>>9546187
John Yatolile (Yukrain js ded)#5054
>>9546206
>>9546187
i killed a furfaggot
>>9546206
I CAME IN LIKE A WREEEECKING BAAAAALL.
>>9546297
>>9546297
Yeah congratulations Shimakaze.
>>9546324
Placements.
>>9546297
Well fuck.
...
I guess this means we have to ERP with him, right?
>>9546331
Thanks for hosting!
>>9546297
I'm going to make Kumin walk my plank next.
>>9546331
Thanks for hosting.
>>9546331
>Thanks for hosting
>Congratulations
do not host im going to take a shower
>when you watch anime and it's so fucking cringy you feel like something is bursting out of your chest any second now
>>9546353
>sucks dick
>>9546265
He used my files with the exact filenames, but you're not interested in that at all.
You're just trying to get a rise out of me, which I'm going to shut down right now by telling you "It's not going to work"
It's not going to work.
Here's a (You) for your attempt.
>>9546272
Yukine may be retarded, but he's not that retarded.
>>9546283
You won too, congrats faggot.
>>9546297
Just great. Wonderful.....DALE!! HOW COULD YOU LOSE YOU PIECE OF TRASH!!
Ay, when was the previous tourney update?
>I fuck myself in the ass with a small child
>Kamina
>>9546331
Hm, I have done worse before. Thanks for the chance.
>>9546331
Quack
>literally the first death. I hate myself
>>9546348
>>9546353
>>9546358
>>9546364
No problem guys. Winscreen coming up soon.
>>9546306
Ow, please don't do that.
>>9546339
Maybe one day.
>>9546368
Depends on what you're watching
>>9546377
Eh, I never was the greatest of detectives nor the greatest of men
>>9546353
Congrats, you...ambiguously gendered person.
>>9546408
Gabbu
>>9546415
Well then that's why.
>>9546331
I-I didn't do the greatest...bu-but I still did alright. Thanks for the game.
>>9546415
i didnt get any of that from gabbu
>>9546381
Didn't tournament guy say he broke his computer by spilling water on it or something?
>>9546373
Thanks
>>9546369
>punches
Don't
>>9546411
Thanks loser
>>9546434
I'd rather get caught watching porn again than this
>>9546415
The only thing good from that show is Satanchia and that other girl that looks like Aikawa
>>9546411
Mess up on such a critically important mission again and we will have WORDS! YOU GOT THAT DALE?
>>9546441
>Licks cock
>>9546458
who
>>9546456
If you're cringing to gabbu then you should just quit while you're ahead.
>>9546466
please lover mine
>>9546472
It had its good moments. Trying not to laugh in class and taking the train home after the beach party. If I don't finish it, I'll miss any other good parts.
>>9546470
>>9546491
>not tapris
ahhhhhhh
>>9546358
Just drew a new Emu image
my cock is literally bursting from my skirt
>>9546517
Good for you
>>9546324
Ruby congratulates the winner and thanks Mr. Cage for hosting.
>>9546461
Fine, fine. I'll be here enjoying my damn good coffee.
>>9546458
I still don't get why people likes satanya