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ab0rtion

you kill me /ztg/

Hey thread guess what!!

Marty belongs with _______

>>9529246
What?

>>9529246
new things just happen page?

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>>9529255

>>9529280
I hope so.
Need swirlyeen

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>>9529275
>>9529280
https://tjhcomic.tumblr.com/post/161074623360/page-5-gotta-keep-this-pace-going-also-try

YEP

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>>9529252

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TT thread seems like a good place to dump my submissions. First up is the original (kinda shitty) sketch version.

>>9529303
all preds getting evicted

I'm really liking where this is going.

>>9529303
Hell yeah
Colors are off the hook

>>9529362
Nah, Henrietta's just always behind on her rent and the landlord said enough was enough. He tried to tell her earlier in the comic [that morning], but she ran off.

anyone got that picture of Charlie with nightmare eyes?

Thank you to the other Op who delete the thrwad

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>>9529361
And the color version. I don't usually do colors so the lighting didn't turn out great, but I'm pretty happy with the look overall.

>>9529379
Thanks!! I mean, Im finally giving Henriettas [current?] apartment a solid look so had fun with how it was set up.

>>9529397
you're welcome, now find me >>9529395

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>>9529427
Not that guy but do you mean this one?

>>9529482
yes; do you have the original name?

>>9529361
>>9529402
This is pretty neat, I like the color version. Well done!

I feel like Marty/Ozzy/Charlie are the core of Pack Street
They have the most characterization and screentime out of all the cast, and aren't held back by being in gimmicky positions among the pack

>>9529510
Sorry I do not, just the 4chan numbers 1486205294065

>>9529252
>>9529346
I've got to go, but I know I've translated this before

If this thread's still up roughly five hours from now I can translate it again

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>>9529482

>>9529577
FIRST

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>>9529577

>>9529577
>Nick Wilde, disillusioned hustler, former member of the mob, and former criminal
>A fucking Christian

this shit dont add up

>>9529361
>>9529402
Amazing!

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>>9529539
I agree with Marty and Ozzy but Charlie I don't really like her even without all the alpha beta omega stuff. Not even Sheepdog.

I think the whole thing where Ozzy is kind of everyone's little brother kind of make him have a position in the pack, too. In a way.

>>9529577
>>9529634
Nick never said anything about his religious beliefs, therefore strict Catholicism is entirely in-character.

>>9529539
I'll agree with you on Ozzy and Charlie but I never really considered Marty to be a central character

>>9529402
>>9529361
Colored version is really cool. Great job platonic.

>>9529689
nick never said anything about his sexual identity, therfore he is now an attack helicopter and it's entirey in-charcacter

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>It's a "Noir TT" rerun episode.

>>9529680
Its more about their presence within the story rather than their actual character
I consider all of them, including Charlie, to be key players

>>9529697
really? He's the one that's constantly on Remmy's ass for being racist
BRE was a huge turning point for him as well

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>there are actual striped bun species
>but Jack isn't one of them
Who wants to make the first Legitimate Zootopia Lore Friendly™ striped bun OC?

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Hey, zoopals! Fanart here!

Thought I'd drop a quick blast for TT. Sorry it's not up to par with what I'd prefer but I'm still figuring out moving and stuff. Just an inspector Judy looking over her notes while drinking in a dive bar.

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Can someone give me some lewd fics?

>>9529689
Uhhh he said hallelujah once, that's as good as hard evidence

>AU where everything is the same, except its just the set up to a Disney cinematic universe.

>>9529754
Holy hell her paws are HUGE! Cute pic though man. Hope your moving goes well, that shit is always exhausting.

>>9529794
>AU where everything is the same, but Nick is wearing an outrageous sombrero at all times.

>>9529761
Judy urges Nick to indulge in his predator side

https://archiveofourown.org/works/6958984/chapters/16702747

>>9529510
>I have special eyes.png

>>9529754
Nicely done, FA! I love your colours. Her hands seem a bit proportionally big though.

>>9529801
>>9529754
God I want her to wrap those paws around my entire body

>>9529753
I always assumed Jack was just really, really tryhard. I mean in my mind Jack isn't Rem's Jack or other Tumblr iterations where he really is all that jazz, he's something like Jack Clover real name, changed to Savage later. Stripes are tatoos or whatever that they could use to make permanent markers, he regrets to this day.

I have a hard time with stuff like you posted, their stripes don't translate that well when drawing. Wild cats are especially annoying for me due to that.

>>9529754
Fuck man, you're making me feel bad for not working on stuff. I never thought getting back into working would make it this hard to work on my personal projects. Kudos to you for sticking to it even now.

I know you probably get this a lot but I love the way you do the lighting.

>>9529361
>Sad boy lighting up
>>9529402
>Another damn day of giving everything I have to this godforsaken city. And for what? No recognition. No security. Just to keep the status quo.

>>9529802
>AU where everything is the same, but Nick is Pauly Shore
>"Hey, BU-DDY."

>If Finnick found out he was a father
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iW4QDHzxusA

>>9529794
>Zootopia Hearts

>>9529802
>Metal Mammal Rising: Revegeance

>>9529861
He's probably tied.

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>>9529804
Thanks buddy! I'll give it a read. Getting addicted to reading these fics despite hating reading, binged heat of the moment yesterday.

>>9529361
>>9529402
This is good. I kind of like the color version, but the top right kind of brings me out of it a little with the white light compared to the rest of the picture. Still great! Also, is he wearing glasses in the colored version?

>>9529634
>former member of the mob
>When the Big family gave undertones of being catholic

But I otherwise agree of this not adding up, especially of it being almost extreme.

>>9529754
Absolutely love the lighting in this, kind of gives off this odd bar with a neon sign type of feel. As others have said, the hands seem just a tad bit big, but otherwise this is great.

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>>9529577
>Discussions

>>9529922
tiny penis, he has a tiny penis!

>>9529563
I know, it's just "CARROTS" "NICK" "Ca-carrots..." "Nick..." "CARROTS!" "Ni-nick?" "I did something horrible yesterday" or something. I only post it because I find it funny how it fits most fanfics.

>>9529794
>AU where everything is the same, except Danny DeVito is voices Finnick.

>>9529986
>Your mother was a WHOOORE, Nick!

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>>9529577
Why is Judy such a bitch.

>>9529577
>she's not breaking down crying at the prospect of Nick leaving
>when the waterworks came on back when she barely even knew him, and thought he wouldn't be her friend

I know saying this comic is seriously OOC is like beating a dead horse, and I'm at the point of just not giving a shit anymore, but you have to wonder if that "they didn't do it in the movie" bit was just a stone-faced fucking lie to rationalize his utter contempt for these characters.

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>>9529986
>AU where everything is the same, except Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson voices Nick
>He also breaks into a song when ripping Judy's dream apart, explaining his sobby backstory, forgiving Judy and when getting savage'd by Bellwether (yes, savage singing)
>Just him alone, everyone else just waits like it's normal.

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Here's a better comic for discussions

>AU where everything is the same except Remmy is a random bystander who gets swept up in the Bellwether conspiracy for no reason

>AU where the threads were the same except we didn't talk about IWS

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Root beer then ice cream or ice cream then root beer?

AU WHERE PACK STREET FUCKING UPDATES WHEN

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>>9530079
>>9530044
fucking kill yourselves

>The sun shone brightly in the sky,its reflection still blinding, even as it wavered and shifted on the gently rippling surface of the pond. Judy half-watched it, noting how the reflections of the clouds above onto the dark water looked like milk poured into coffee. It wasn't the town's main reservoir; just a small, somewhat permanent puddle on the outer edge of it. Technically the class were there to see how the town turned silty pondwater into something everyone could drink, but Judy had found this far more engrossing.

>"Hey bunny butt! Everyone's movin! Whaddya doin, waitin' for a prince t' hop by?"


>The taunting voice behind her belonged to Gideon Grey, fulltime fox, part time bully and general nuisance. Judy ignored him and continued to examine the lilies floating in the water, not even looking up as a large, dark shadow blotted out the reflected sun, falling over her in a wave of coolness as the larger vulpine loomed over her.

>"'cause I'm not sure even a frog'd kiss ya, ya know."

>"For your information I'm looking at the water lilies."

>"Pfff! Yeah? What's so special 'bout 'em?"

>"Everything. They grow on the bottom of the pond, in the mud and the dirt and the slime. Yet they always send up shoots above all of that, leaves that float on the surface and soak up the sun. And they're flowering now too, see? Each petal is thinner than tissue paper, so delicate a single touch will bruise them. Don't you think that's neat? That something can be so tough to survive all that and at the same time so fragile? Huh?"

>AU where the threads are the same except we don't talk about anything

AU where everything is the same but Nick is straight.

>>9530084
Hmmm probably ice cream first.

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>Au where I don't want to fuck the bunny.

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>>9529577
It's like a pileup on the highway on an icy day. The casualties keep piling up but you can't tear your eyes away

>AU where everything is the same except, during the bridge scene, Judy grabs Nick right in the dick.

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>>9530112
>AU where everything is the same except Byron was given permission to insert his gay romance subplot in the story

>>9530094
>There was no reply, only a long silence. Some distance away their teacher, Mrs. Flockheart, was trying to herd the class in the same general direction; a futile effort given that there was water to splash in and bugs to chase. For a moment Judy wondered if he'd wandered off, but then a large, heavy paw came down on her shoulder and a pointed, rusty-colored face peered past her, looking over the water at the flowers, each like a delicately folder origami boat, only more intricate, tethered in place by hidden stems. For a moment she was going to tell him to quit leaning on her, but he was staring so intently at them, as if seeing them for the first time, that she stayed quiet. Still he was leaning forward rather insistently; one arm was wrapped rather closely around her, while the other reached out and down, as if to touch the white flowers in the water. Judy could hear every sound; neither of them was breathing.

>And then suddenly they overbalanced and fell into the cold water, breaking the spell of the moment.

>Gideon blinked, shook his head and sneezed, the splashes having got up his nose. Judy quietly thanked her lucky stars that the water was shallow, only a few inches deep. Her clothes were a little wet but she wasn't going to drown. She was looking up now, at the blue sky, Gideon's paw still around her, tucked beneath her chin. She waited for him to get up as he quietened down, but there was no need. Rufus Lupine, a somewhat scruffy wolf, grabbed him by his shift color and dragged him to his feet, while he muttered angrily.

>"Hey Gid! Swimming lessons aren't till may! Or is this the pond your princess kissed ya in? Doesn't seem to have made much difference!"

>"Hey shaddup! I already said that!"

>"Oh? So y're a toad then? Thought so!"

>>9530044
It always weirds me out how Nick and his mom in these renditions are always like an age gap of 16~ years.

I mean at least when I look at it I can't see Ms. Wilde over her 50.

>>9530142
maybe he will in the sequel.

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>>9529964
Thanks for the heads-up, I didn't notice those weird bits in his eye area. I'd tried to draw the reflection of the fire in his eyes, but couldn't make it look right so I just covered it up with black. Guess I missed a few spots, but hopefully this looks better

>>9530151
>The arguing and banter drifted off to join the general hullabaloo of the rest of the class as Judy picked herself up and did her best to wipe herself down.It was a hot day, she'd dry quickly, but it had given her something to think about, perhaps.

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>>9530167
I hope so, he's a good little doggo

>>9530084
Wait you put more sweet shit on that? I only had it once and I felt like I was going to end up with cavities.

>>9530107
It's shitposting hour, how is it an AU?

I want more of the "AU where everything is the same except Nick is replaced by Remmy"

>AU where everything is the same except there are no AUs

>>9529761

All WildeHopps stuff by https://www.fanfiction.net/u/7806888/PredAndPrey (check his other stuff on Ao3, it's none smut but still fun)

Kulkum (Both Ao3 and FF) has some fantastic smut under his belt.

http://archiveofourown.org/works/6893947/chapters/15728932 Has a far amount of character to it, ending with some solid smut.

http://archiveofourown.org/works/7087750/ (Nick's in heat and Judy helps him.)

There's a number of really nice smut works, along with what I already said. (at least on AO3) Just search "explicit" and look through everything on it.

No Idea what you can do for FF, though.

>>9530094
>>9530151
>>9530180
watchu want it called senpai

>>9530225
I think I recall seeing a picture like that before. Don't have it saved though.

>>9530238
fragile? thanks in advance!

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>>9530142

AU where Bug Burga's firefly sauce was never discontinued.

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>>9530094
>>9530151
>>9530180

>>9530267
god the composition of this is so fucking frustrating
its almost as if these assholes dont know the first thing about comics

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>>9530267

>>9529216
Can someone get me some context to the original picture and quote? I can't tell what the author was going for there.

>>9530030
>AU where everything is subtlety different.

>>9530286
It's also pretty obvious that most (or all) of those poses are traced from stills of the movie

>>9530318
>Every time Judy name is called it's slightly higher pitch than the one before.
>Every time Nick says Carrots the contrast of the movie increases slightly
>Ms. Otterton enters the room and closes the door.
>Nick shoves the red end into Judy hand.

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>>9530159
>I mean at least when I look at it I can't see Ms. Wilde over her 50.
I'm sure she'd be happy to hear you say that

>>9529539
It's funny, I don't think we've ever really had a close examination of a single character save Remmy. We don't really know the inner workings of any other character.

>>9529577
...BWAHAHAHAHAHA

Holy. Fucking. Shit.

This is amazing.

I mean, this is straight out of The Producers. It's attempt to be so straight faced makes it come off as a awesome satire.

>>9529361
>>9529402
Sly private investigator, "Nicholas". Thanks for submitting, the second one is less detailed, but more filled.

>>9529754
where's the pink fire? Really hot Judy, dude.

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>>9529577
>premeditated sin
>said the hustler who desecrated a funeral
>to his girlfriend he fucks outside marriage
>said girlfriend is of a complete different species

>>9530364
I can't understand people who find cougars attractive
saggy tits + disgusting body, no thanks

>>9530370
we have, but most anons dont care and only want to fuck their waifus

>>9530370
They're pretty much all full of gross organs and crap.

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>>9529201
>That Bellwether
10/10

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>>9529255
>>9529301
OTP

>>9530399
>Desecrated a funeral
He didn't do that, unless I'm misremembering.

>>9530432
Yeah. Your correct on that one. Nick sold them the rug. Mr Big (for some reason) was the one who decided to bury it with his grandmama. Nick didn't play a role in that, he just conned him for an expensive rug.

>>9530267
>Nick can't see Fininck's face
>"Do not give me that face!"
Whut

>>9530423
So, who's the REAL person in the skin? Is Martina the dominant personality, aching to be free, or is she a way for Marty to de-stress? An outlet for his feelings for men?

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>>9530377
You just don't get it because the theme is too mature and all yiu can do is nitpick. This is a realistic interpretation of Nick and Judy having a realistic argument.

>>9530496
Marty's so far gone they've forgotten which one was the original personality
I mean, the evidence is right down there, but they choose to ignore it anyway

>>9530496
Marty has no unresolved feelings around for men. Grape soda is his one and only true love. She makes his tongue fizz like no stoat, male or female, can hope to match.

>>9530508
(Ewe)

It is May 25th, 2017, and we still have never seen Ozzy's penis

>>9529761
https://www.fanfiction.net/s/11884715/1/Shower-Thoughts-on-Rude-Neighbors-and-How-to-Deal-with-Them

>Nick and Judy are woken up in the middle of the night by her obnoxiously loud neighbors. Following her on her way to the shower, the fox decides to pay her a little surprise visit.

A personal favorite of mine; it has sex without being... smutty or vulgar about it. There isn't any "HARDER" or "FUCK ME", it is more about loving touches and sweet words. Also Nick singing Unchained Melody.

https://www.fanfiction.net/s/11875562/1/Mating-Season

>It's Mating Season in Zootopia, and love is in the air as animals seek out their partners. It's also the first Mating Season Nick and Judy get to spend together. After some awkward moments and some advice from the Ottertons, Judy and Nick learn that making love can be both strange and wonderful.

Same as the previous link, more romance than smut. Not much else to say.

https://www.fanfiction.net/s/12010797/1/Hopping-Into-the-Back-Seat

Sequel to the previous link, Mating Season.

https://www.fanfiction.net/s/12264530/1/Three-Wheeled-Joke-Mobile

>Ever wondered how Nick and Judy fit into that little three-wheeled-joke-mobile on the way to the Mystic Springs Oasis? This is my take on what happened during that tightly squeezed ride over, and between the scenes we know and enjoy.

Basically adding in smut situations through out the movie.

https://www.fanfiction.net/s/12058627/19/Welcome-to-the-Urban-Jungle

Chapter 19 - Starting college students Nick and Judy share a hotel room during a group trip.

https://www.fanfiction.net/s/12058627/31/Welcome-to-the-Urban-Jungle

https://www.fanfiction.net/s/12058627/34/Welcome-to-the-Urban-Jungle

Two-part, with the second one having sex between them. College AU.

How much evidence is there actually that Marty and Martina are the same person? I know they have similar names and are the same species but I can't really think of anything else.

>>9530528
>she

Please.

The grape soda is clearly the one wearing the pants in the relationship. I bet marty takes it missionary position then gets a refreshing Splash™ across his face.

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>>9530496
I know it's unlikely I still kinda hope that they're different people, just siblings to some parents with very very poor naming skills.

Marty, Martina, Martimor, Martette...

>>9530579
Weaver's probably had sexual thoughts about her at some point, so he'd make her real just so he wouldn't feel weird about it

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>>9530508

ever notice how Rex and Al have never been in the same room together?

>>9529634
Actually adds up plenty. It's a fairly common theme that latin / slavic gangsters have a devotion to god.and will fall back on it when they have a conscience.

A decent amount of the time, they'll think or act like their good Christians & etc.

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>>9530707

>>9530496
It's his sister.

>>9530728
"I've dealt drugs, gangbanged hoes, murdered, but I know god loves me"

>>9530730
what is he hiding behind his gorgeous eyes?

>>9530579
honestly i think they're either the same person or completely unrelated, because the only people who would name two kids "marty" and "martina" are crackheads

on the other hand that's entirely possible

>>9530779
It's a little more complicated than that. Suffice to say most of them know it's a really strained relationship and that they're not water walking material.

It's like with anyone else that doesn't have the strength to rise above circumstance and knows they're bad people.

I guess it's kind of like an odd glimmer of hope that what they've done can be taken back.


I don't know, God's a hell of a drug. Leave it that I guess.

>>9530836
that fits in line with my headcanon that Marty dedicated himself to getting educated for the sole purpose of escaping his shitty home

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>>9530813
Contentment

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Hey guys, so as per a recommendation I will be uploading in 3 places.

I will still post to the threads don't worry.

https://tjhcomic.tumblr.com/ the tumblr, which WILL be re-done visually!! Someday.

And http://www.smackjeeves.com/comicprofile.php?id=167692 smackjeeves!! I had to set it to mature just to be safe.

It'd mean a lot for you guys to check out the other spots I upload in~

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>>9530871
One day there'll be a source of upset in his life that'll never go away and then his coping mechanism won't be a able to save him.

>>9530889
>smackjeeves

I can't get over this name because I remember what askjeeves was.

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>>9530918
When that happens I hope that he has someone to help him, no badger is an island...

>>9530889
Nice to hear dude
You kickin it now that schools over? Shit good?

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No TT submission from me today... and for the next days, I try to do something on sunday I hope.

>>9530967
Its good and bad. Got a week until I SHOULD be working, but I haven't been able to contact my job!!

I'm also trying to get another job soooo :y

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>>9529577

>>9530990
You do right by you man.
Everything ok?

>>9530952
I hope Rex is happy being with his unnamed boyfriend...

what species is that anyway

>>9531045
I have no idea, asked Weaver once but he was pretty evasive. My bets on wolverine but there are tons of possibilities.

>>9531033
Yeah, just that work has been pretty tiring lately and considering that I have no much free during the week, I'll use that time for rest or I'll try haha. Sorry for worrying you.

>>9530918
he'll just have to use his backup coping mechanism and head down to the rope store

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>>9529577
>Premeditated sin

This comic is premeditated shit.

>>9529634
Also

>A fucking Christian
>Calling this a sin
>While having sex outside of marriage

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>>9529577
EXTRA S H I T T ! ! !

>>9529577
>door can only be unlocked from inside via key

fucking what

isn't that against fire code or something? If you have to get out in a hurry you're fucked

>>9531232
Wedlock is wedlock, but murder is murder.

Don't lynch me for that, I'm paraphrasing what they believe, not how I feel.

>>9531274
Fuck off Aku SJ5 was shit too

>>9529577
Their fucking motivations are all over the god damn place

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>>9531336
>season 5 sucked
>now everyone hates that foolish samurai's show

>Just according to Keik-Aku

>>9531314
I don't know, maybe it's a brazilian thing.

I mean do you know how paranoid middle class / rich brazilians are about stuff like abduction?

They're more ass clinchy than south africans.

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It's weird that Byron only breaks his Twitter silence for rare things like this. Someone please try to talk to him, he's too precious to leave alone.

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>>9531370
>Keik-Aku

>>9531379
Maybe he lives in one of those favela buildings and locks are some kinda mysterious luxury that he dreams of when he falls asleep under a sheet metal roof?

>>9531396
I talked to him but he not replies :C

>>9531379
No, i mean...

a creep looking to get into your apartment is going to get in one way or another if he really wants to. But there should be some way to operate the deadbolt from the inside WITHOUT needing a key. A key should only be needed to get IN, never out.

>>9531408
I'm sure he has a NSFW furry account somewhere.

>>9529577
>I'm offended that you don't try to sneakily kill our baby but instead be honest about it and open up to me

How is marriage supposed to work at all?

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>>9529577
It's impossible for this comic to have been written seriously, the fact so much asshurt has been had to this points prove how much of a master troll this was. Shame he went too hard now, most people will probably realize it. Still I'm glad this is a three parter.

>>9531439
What did you ask?

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>>9531314
>murican doesn't know about dead bolts
>pic related
that's just judy's door, the voicebox and lightswitches are added things

>>9531467
he's mad that she isn't taking his feelings into account
but... he's also not taking her's, so they're both bastards

>>9531467
>If you're going to make up your mind without me and ignore everything I have to say you might as well just not say anything at all

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>>9530918
>>9531131
Rex is not for pain. I'd sooner choke on a million dicks than let that lazy smile of his falter.

>>9531481
things about Nick mostly, like if he's is jealous (as fans usually portrait him) can't remember what else, and shared him fan arts and he only faved one of my twits.

>>9531491
>those clothes
he's the type to lay around all day in just a t-shirt though

>>9531482
Do not speak down to me, filthy non-American. If you'd seen my previous post, I know what a deadbolt is. All the doors to my house have one, and on the inside there's a simple knob you turn to unlock it, while on the outside there's an actual keyhole.

which pack street would be most likely to start a rebellion to overthrow an oppressive regime?

>uploading comic on Smackjeeves
>comics are allowed to have explicit content

I could literally pull some pseudo sucking out of fucking nowhere and none of you will expect it coming.

>>9531549
your deadbolt sucks then, you can't lock it from both sides

>>9531584
is there anywhere sexual content isnt allowed even?

>>9531584
Don't threaten me with a good time

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>>9531584
that's because no one follows your comic, whoever you are.

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>>9531575

>>9531614
I think Deviantart doesn't allow OUTRIGHT PORN.

>>9531620
Swirlyeen Comic.

>>9531608
>lock on outside via key
>lock on inside via knob

That's how deadbolts normally work, which is exactly what >>9531549 said.

>>9531608
bruh, what

there's only a single set of tumblrs. Using the key from the outside either unlocks it or locks it. Turning the knob on the inside locks it or unlocks it. No matter which way you engage the lock from, it still is locked. You make zero sense. Are you a leaf? I swear to God if you're a leaf.

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[Pack Street][P.I. AU][TT][reshill]

The Black Casino

Summary: In the city of Zootopia, an animal can disappear without a trace in a moment. These days, the cops won’t even try to find your loved ones - not since the mobs started paying them off. Only citizens can protect each other now, and that means turning to the private sector. In the hellhole that is Zootopia, where can you go when you’re out of luck, but you’ve got just enough money and desperation to bet it all on a pair of twos? Only one place: Anneke and Wolter Aardwolf Investigations. It was this promise of one last final fling that brought a certain hornless ram to their door.

Read here: http://archiveofourown.org/works/10998273

The cover does things! click it!

Also, hi! It's zorotokon. Why is the animated cover a webm instead of a gif? Because the gif was artifacting hard. Like, the image was jumping around randomly hard. It looked like shit. Now it doesn't.

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>>9531673
>Swirlyeen Comic
>that's because no one follows your comic
>pic

>>9531534
Jealous about what?

>>9531714
I'm pretty sure a few people here read it. I mean, comic does so thats something?

>>9530044
Bit late, but this;
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6xZ8YF_jlSA

>>9531686
>>9531678
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dead_bolt

>Double cylinder locks will accept a key on both sides and therefore do not require (and often do not have) any twist knob.

There is more than one type of dead bolt, you muricans

>>9531751
All I can think is what if you literally lose the key inside.

Do you get locked inside.

Are you trapped.

DID NICK TAKE THE LAST KEY

IS JUDY TRAPPED FOREVER?

I am fond of Zooooooooooootopia

>>9531751
>muricans

Nice try but no cigar, Captain Assumption.

>>9530124
What's that, I suddenly lost interest...

Why are we even arguing about deadbolts when Nick is clearly unlocking the doorknob's lock and not the deadbolt located further above it?

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>>9531765
I too am fond of Zootopia

>>9531760
yes, she is.

nick is gonna starve judy until she changes her mind and will kill the kit in the process, then he will eat a gun since he's going to fox hell anyway

>>9531725
Romantically, I'm sure I specified it when I twitted, you know how Nick's usually portrait in as jealous (and even possessive) for Judy. I know this is usual and a common theme on fanfictions of any fandom but I just wanted to have a confirmation that he is or he is not a jealous type.

>>9531699
I like that animated cover. I'll be sure to read this!

>>9531789
because dead bolts make more sense and are more important than the comic they are in.

>>9531792
I would legitimately fucking enjoy this ending, if it was actually meant to be entirely fucked up for the whole time.

pack street

>>9531877
pancake stroodle

>>9531877
dead bolts

>>9531877
More like Whack Street, am I right?

This is the slowest TT I have seen in a while... do some of you CCs still have finals going on or something?

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>>9531892
did you just say pancakes

>>9531877
never again...

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>>9531915
Sleep tight bunner!

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>>9531893
What?

>>9531877
Is a lot of fun and I can't wait till it escapes hiatus hell.

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>>9531900
Yea that's my case

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>>9531930
*double =p*

>>9531900
Yup. I'll probably finish my entry tomorrow.

>>9531796
That sounds oddly specific and kind of too deep in the side of the fandom he doesn't want to interfere with. That question seems kind of tangential.

>>9530401
>I can't understand people who find cougars attractive
saggy tits + disgusting body, no thanks
Ah, young people, always struggling with their emotions and expectations, never sure if the boy/girl they're talking to is going to come across or suddenly yell rape.
Cougars, they know what they want, they know what to do, they can even give you a bit of advice without putting you down, and don't expect to be treated like a princess.

>>9531877
listen here buddy you probably think you're being funny huh? maybe you thought this would be a witty little quip, I'll bet you anticipated a chuckle or giggle of some sort from it didn't you?
well you were dead wrong buster, next time maybe think twice before you decide to leave your putrid post in my thread, dipshit!

>>9531974
yeah, i knew the most probably he wasn't going to answer but I thought "Oh well, It doesn't hurt to try"

>>9531981
Cougars know what they want and how to get it, and that makes them sexy.

>>9531760
Exactly. What if there is a fire? Are you going to scramble around trying to find the keys to your front door because you effing locked yourself inside?

The American (I.e. sane) version has a key lock from the OUTSIDE, but the inside you can just turn a knob to unlock it. That way you can lock/unlock to your hearts content from indoors, but can't access from outside without a key.

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>>9531900
Just lazy and busy, gonna take my time to finish this TT. Still, we got a plenty of cool submissions

>>9531974
Honestly, if I could ask Byron or Moore a single question, I would ask "Why did Nick sell Mr. Big the skunk butt rug?"

>>9532073
Where did he GET a skunk butt rug? I imagine there are not many skunks willing to make the contribution.

>>9532111
dumpster diving
foxes are good at that

>>9532111
Or probably a lot. Hair (and probably fur) traps smell, so get rid of it to be less stinky.

>>9532073
If I could ask them one question it would be if Clawhauser is gay.

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>>9532111
Could have been part of a scam or maybe some skunk owed Nick and Fin a hefty favor... they were out of options for presents and had no idea what the rug was being used for?

>>9532150
Inky's anons make me happy, im so sick of bunnies

>>9532150
Donate butt fur to a shady character for kwik bux? Hugh would do such a thing?!

>>9532057
maybe cause american homes use wood on their houses ?
central and south america prefer cinder block houses

>>9532111
Assuming the rug was mouse sized, he wouldn't need that much fur

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>>9532170
I like buns but it is really nice to have some variety.

>>9532172
You know exactly Hugh would...

>>9532176
...does this make it less able to escape in the event of an emergency? Can you punch a hole in the wall through the cinderblock and not the wooden walls? Because your not getting through that locked door without the key.

>>9531900
Pretty busy. I wish I had done something for it but I had no time.

>>9532203
what i mean is that american houses will burn easily, while cinberblock houses don't and most of the times the fire is contained to a section.

fire is not as much of a concer for those.

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>>9529577
> premeditated sin
What even is this anymore

>>9532309
A Jack Chick tract without the ability to be taken as an ironic joke?

>>9532336
The original sign says "This sign covers my nipples."

>>9532336
Remmy deserves to get bullied though

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>>9529577

>>9532356
numbersanon?

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>>9532356
lol nice

>>9532373
Yeh

>>9529630
what did he mean by this

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>>9532336

>>9532356
>>9532383
u savage af; i love it

>>9532388
I hope you realize I'm going to steal that meme.

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>>9531900
late entries always even out the numbers, as I remember Military, Winter and Illness TT were slow too!
how's everyone doing today, seen any clues, shifty people?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CtNUwdvhHCg

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>>9532388

>>9532388
Wo-oah black Betty, slam the ram

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>>9532413

>>9532356
I love it if a serious comic ends like that.

>>9532354
You're a mean bully.

>>9532432
Oh thanks anon. Now I can improve my stolen meme.

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>>9532432

>>9532356
He recruits Beavis and Butthead to infiltrate the clinic, and ends up getting tazed by McHorn during his side job.

>>9532356
SO glad this was made.

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>>9532336

>>9532432
Someone write "9 1/2 inches" on it. I can't cause Im on my phone. Also "I am a predophile" if you can.

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>>9528998
Who are you?

>>9532479
Al looming over Betty and growling "I AM the one who knots!"

>>9529577
>>9532356
Thread theme:

https://youtu.be/k3MKSqUTr-A

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>>9532415
I'm doing good today Neo TT, just chilling and painting. I have seen a few shifty fellows though... Some antlered hoofer hanging up movie posters, a pantsless guy smoking in the dark and some weirdo handing out pamphlets advertising a new ebon casino.

How about you?

Oh and hey, anyone out there have the pic of Clawhouser Noir? Zhan did it but I can't seem to find it, lotsa donuts.

>>9532518
Can't help, I'm too colorblind

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>>9532480

Any other Cormo-Sign requests?

>>9532567
put boobs on it

>>9532540
"Here Mrs Otterton...you should know this coffee has been in the pot for five days, but the bourbon should balance it out."

If you give me $100 I'll

>>9532567
"Have you heard the word of Moomba?"
"I'm knot a predophile!"
"This sign is really heavy."

>>9532540
>filename

what

>>9532587
Shit it's the Weavlars

>>9532587
INVENT THOSE BLUEPRINTS

>>9532593
you dont need justification to spread the truth

>>9532587
Show weaver's face.

>>9532356
Nice work Numbers, this pretty much needed to be made.

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>>9532592

>>9531900
haven't drawn in a while, kind of lost confidence in my abilities

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>>9532593
Well, I think they're cute.

>>9532356
THE NUMBERS, WHAT DO THEY MEAN, MASON ?

>>9532649
Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola
I don't need to try to explain
I just hold on tight and If it happens again
I may move so slightly to the arms
And the lips and the face
Of The Human Cannonball that
I need to I want to

when is disney finally going to make the live action zootopia

>>9532696
when will Disney make furries real so I can fuck Nick

>>9532683
That's a Naruto reference right?

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>>9532683
Well that was a blast from the past, thanks Anon I haven't listened to that in years.

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I tried to make a shitty meme but it became the wrong kind of shitty. I'm sure I could fix it if I spent like more than five minutes on it but eh.

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>>9532719
>wanting to fuck jason bateman in a fursuit

>>9532696
In 26 years

>>9532747
Yeah, the one where Goku has to find the pirate's treasure.

>>9532766
are you implying thats not exactly what I wanted?

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Pack Street: The Musical when?

>>9532794
An anon posted a part one to that a while ago.

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Reposting for the new thread!

Its Thematic Thursday!

Private Detective and Freelance Investigator Edition!

The minute she walked into my office, I knew. She was distraught, had something on her mind, weighing on her heart, and nowhere else to go, and that's why she came to me. The police couldn't help her: maybe its too trivial, maybe its too complicated, or maybe she can't give them the full story... but what is the full story? I might be getting my full rate, but I'm not getting everything I need to know! How deep do you want to look into this, darling?

Welcome to the world of Private Detectives and Freelance Investigators! From Sherlock Holmes to Sam Spade to Scooby Doo and the gang, inquirers-for-hire have been an intriguing way to tell and uncover a mysterious story! Will we see stories where Nick and/or Judy go the detective route? Will we see other characters become professional snoops? What OCs might become PIs in this AU? All questions I'm seeking answers to!

>>9529201
Holy moley that's amazing art from Oak! Love the old style film poster, love the colors, love how imposing Bellwether looks!

>>9529361
>>9529402
>>9530178
Great job, TPF! The lighting makes it look super cool, and I love how revealing the cigarette light is!

>>9530889
Always love seeing more Henrietta! Glad you're pumping out more pages, buddy!

>>9530990
You take care of yourself, G! Looking forward to your bedroom-eyes submission later!

>>9531699
The webm came out great! Would you like a read through? If not, I'll just read it for pleasure!

>>9532356
Well you just made a lot of people's day! Too funny, numbers!

>>9532415
I'm doing great, NeoTT! Glad you were holding down the fort while I was away!

>>9532558
Thanks

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>>9532794
Ozzy's in every scene but always in the background, does ALL the music. https://soundcloud.com/user-594411020/pack-it-up-a-song-by-ozzy-fixed

>>9532834
what the fuck is a burger?

>>9532859
Some kinda french pastry or something

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Remmy/Dora version when?

>>9532892
Non-ants version when?

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>>9532783
well

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http://archiveofourown.org/works/11001375

>ZOOTOPIA: THE SHITPOSTENING

When someone decides to write at least 50% of Zootopia fics in a nutshell. Nick and Judy tip toe around their feelings while doing detective work even though they are patrol officers.

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>>9532824
Good to see you survived your flight little bun bun.

>>9532940
>doing detective work even though they are patrol officers.
This is what irks me the most.

Hi, /ztg/! Falke here with some TT goodness - yet another unfinished thing.

Like scifi TT, this is probably going to become the springboard for a longer yarn once I make the time to work on it. I'm shooting for a fun procedural heist story. Until then, this is subject to change and hiatuses and stuff. Characterization still needs some work, I think.

(Also worth noting it's tangential to the TT theme. I wanted to make it fit with the larger story, so this isn't a full AU or anything.)

>There were four flats here, each fixed in the center of an otherwise blank grey wall that felt too large to Judy, like there wasn't enough there. She could hear Nick's claws echoing. Sharp spotlights aimed at each wall. Judy saw the network of cameras, too, blinking their red lights along the ceiling.

>All of the pieces were variations on the same theme. There was an info placard at the center that showed the guide lines Korlinkoff had apparently followed a different way each time, to come up with swirls, or brown polygons, or straight lines in an eye-hurting shade of blue.

>The multi-species consideration here was a set of graceful ramps, fixed to the tile foor. Nick leaned against one of them to study the art.

>"If this Moretti guy had two of these, he was loaded," Nick said.

>"Do you think our thief knew that?" Judy asked. "I thought it was because it was easy to get out for a small mammal."

>"That's true," Nick said. He was tilting his head at the swirly variation on the left.

>He'd be able to carry it out of here, if the staff let him. She could do it just as easily. A mustelid or two could manage, or a team of mice. Maybe they ought to check for loose bricks again.

https://falke-scribblings.tumblr.com/post/161081598164/not-dead

>>9532981
oh god my heart

>>9532981
I NEED IT

>>9529577
Either Borba's an huge troll, attention whore, or a moron. I can't come up with any other reason this comic would be this bad. This is Jack Chick level of shit we're talking about.

>>9532968
A lot of these fics bother my law enforcement autism. Just something to deal with.

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>>9532947
I'm glad I survived it too! Its way better than the alternative!

>>9532986
Always look forward to your writing, Falke! Your stories are always so fun to read; I can't wait to dive into this one as well!

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>>9532981
>shoulder

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>>9532940
I examined it too closely in blatant violation of the direction in the tags, and now I see all the stuff I'm guilty of.

Shit.

>>9533040
After playing Police Quest games, I can feel your pain.

>>9529577
does anyone have that green that was posted a few threads back? the one where they both act like actual reasonable people about this whole thing? Too lazy to look on desuachive for it.

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>>9532940
More like 90% of Zootopia fics.

>>9533085
I'm actually planning on becoming a police officer after college, and have already had a bit of training courtesy of my hometown PD. You can imagine how much worse it is for me. Can't rightly expect fic writers to have a working knowledge of police procedures though I suppose. Now that would be some legitimate autism.

>>9533140
As a writer who takes autistic pains to be well-researched if not entirely plausible, I'm interested in hearing some of the worst offenders. Do you mind sharing a couple things you notice that would or wouldn't be done?

>>9533140
I only have the idea of police work from those games, police officers who visited my high school once and talked about their work, and leaked police dashboard videos. My conclusion is that being Police Officer is fucking terrifying because you can get randomly killed pretty much at any time. Also, procedures and paperwork up the ass.

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>>9529303
Fresh from the shower.

*UNF*

>>9533183
Same.

I wrote a sub-3k word thing for TT a ways back and I spent an hour or two looking up proper police terminology.

>>9533183
There are far too many to give specific examples, but I can give a few general no-nos. Biggest one has already been mentioned. Nick and Judy doing detective work as patrol officers. Working patrol, they should be answering radio calls, taking reports, doing traffic stops, and when nothing else is going on they would be catching up on paperwork or cruising through bad neighborhoods looking for observational felonies or misdemeanors.

Becoming a detective usually requires several years of patrol service, and you have to take and pass a civil service exam of some time. If you become a detective, it usually means a rank increase, and you no longer do patrol work. Instead you handle your case load, sometimes dozens at a time. This generally involves working crime scenes, collaborating with forensics techs, interviewing witnesses and suspects, etcetera. But too often Nick and Judy are doing these things as beat cops.

That's my biggest pet peeve, but I'll think of more and add to this.

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>>9533096
Do you mean this?

I want to fuck Remmy's eyehole

>>9533207
It's not a job for the faint of heart, but once you get past the constant exposure to society's less desirable elements, it's actually pretty boring.

And the way I see it, we run the risk of getting killed in some unforeseen fashion just by walking outside in the morning, no matter who we are. A little extra risk is worth it so long as I'm doing something meaningful with my life.