Official Pony Thread
>>9526222
Trips of alpha dominance.
>>9526222
Thanks for baking!
>>9526244
I don't consider myself an alpha
>>9526251
No problem
>>9526244
So what do you do for a living?
>>9526274
I lift things up and put them down. Sometimes I attach things to other things.
>>9526292
What's your favorite pop?
>>9526352
Water.
>>9526378
What are you a fatty trying to lose weight or is it because of your job?
>>9526113
i see
what am i to make of this?
Pop is overrated.
>>9526391
>What are you a fatty
Water is my favorite drink too, and i'm 120lbs, 5'11
>>9526378
sans chlorine
>>9526391
No, I'm a spooky skelington.
Water improves endurance, concentration and reaction speed without negative effects.
It's also cheap.
>>9526405
I dunno
>>9526406
It really is, I prefer juice
Drinking water is a healthy habit.
>>9526425
What is your sexual preference?
>>9526439
pasta pls
>>9526425
What do you like about Rarity?
>>9526439
Now that is a superior drink.
>>9526480
Staying hydrated everyday isn't just a meme.
>>9526498
Pure, aryan women.
Unfortunately I'm a degenerate who has yet to purge his fetishes.
>>9526529
She's portrayed as intelligent as well as emotional. Her antics on screen are amusing and she is organized and financially responsible.
>>9526535
Milk is the superior drink since it weeds out the inferior humans.
>>9526630
Lactose intolerants?
>>9526609
Are you pure aryan youself though?
>The dog outside is freaking out again
>>9526630
I have a bit of lactose intolerance
EHE
>>9526638
Mostly. My great, great, grandfather was injun so I can't be accused of racism.
>>9526652
You don't plan on reproducing anyway so it's all good.
>>9526669
you're tall, blond hair and blue eyes?
>>9526711
There are many things my potential children would inherit that are much worse than lactose intolerance
They would not deserve it
>>9526669
>wants to dilute the aryan gene pool with his shit stained genes
>>9526656
Are you allergic to anything darwin?
I'm allergic to pollen and codeine
>>9526717
Do relatives with blue eyes and dirty-blond hair count? When I was young it was very blond.
>>9526740
Better me than tyrone.
>>9526758
I am allergic to nothing, thank you for asking.
Even poison ivy fails to affect my brilliant build body.
>>9526758
No.
>>9526789
You're not fucking aryan at all mate, sorry to inform you
What's your ancestry?
>>9526815
Probably Slavic.
>>9526815
Mostly pure ultermesch. A wee bit of buffalo nigger and a fair bit of potato nigger, but other than that, I am a stunning saxon.
>>9526853
Do you have any siblings?
come back lonely only/Twilighthaze
I think I'll try and get some Subway for lunch today.
>>9527015
Since you're obviously not getting laid with any chicks soon, describe your ideal trap
>>9527015
How old are you and your siblings and what are the specs of the computer your posting from?
I usually get jalapenos and pickles instead.
>>9527061
I will have you know that a female friend of mine often gives me ambiguous indications of something more than friendship. I am too much of an unsure beta feget to do anything, but it's something.
>>9527090
First one is too personal. I don't like giving too much information online, even away from imageboards. I am young but capable of legally posting.
>what are the specs of the computer whence you're posting?
In complete honesty, I don't know entirely. I bought a mother board and cpu from my friend and for some reason he needed the box back. They were really cheap and my computer runs well so I don't question it.
I don't want to open my case, but it has an intel processor, nvidia gpu 16 gb of RAM.
Fun story.
The first time I booted up Skyrim it said that it was loading low settings after checking my hardware. After loading Counterstrike it informed my that DVR was enabled and often caused issues with game performance, most often with nvidia gpu's and intel processors.
After disabling DVR Skyrim runs on Ultra High settings.
>Playing Binding of Isaac Rebirth
>First treasure room item is Mom's Knife
>First boss item is mega mushroom
>This is gonna be a good run, I know it
>Become Guppy
>Get decent amount of hearts, but not full
>Every boss goes down really fast because of the knife
>Every item I get legitimately helpful
>Kill Mom's Heart, use Joker card to get into Angel's room and Cathedral
>Defeat Isaac without much difficulty
Great way to end a 9 deaths streak.
>>9527378
is she at least hot?
>>9527406
I had a devil room with mom's knive, guppy's head, and abaddon once
>>9527378
Download speccy and take snip of it and post it.
My alright looking neighbor was giving me hints too but she already has a kid.
Why does it take you forever to post back?
>>9527438
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dDVKYKX-eLM
>>9527466
Forgot to proof read
>>9527583
Were you excited?
>>9527436
Ask her out.
Or if you won't, then ask me out
Finally!
Eric Clanton is sitting in a fucking jail cell on $200K bail.
https://heatst.com/culture-wars/police-arrest-professor-eric-clanton-for-bike-lock-assaults-at-berkeley/
>>9527658
But I have self-esteem issues and difficulty understanding social cues. For all that I know, she may have a boyfriend and simply never speak of him.
>>9527718
>Or if you won't, then ask me out
>>9527728
Do you have a dickor any STD's or suffer from substance abuse?
>>9527583
>doesn't know archives exists
>>9527762
I just didn't want any thing immediately displayed for a skimming /b/tard.
Also, check 'em.
>>9527754
I am in possession of a penis, yes
>>9527786
Is it a feminine penis?
>>9527806
... the hell is a feminine penis? What kind of an oxymoron is that?
>>9527822
Penis so small it might as well be a clit.
>>9527822
Do you have a womanly cock?
It's a simple question.
>>9527783
>I just didn't want any thing immediately displayed for a skimming /b/tard.
You could try uploading a pic to imgur and putting the link in the subject field to avoid skimmers. Then you can delete the pic later.
>>9527679
Hey Rubydoo, I may have something going on tonight. I might be occupied with my friend again.
>>9527872
Okay, well, I might be occupied with my dick, so...
>>9527866
A "feminine penis" is a term used to mock men who like traps but deny liking men. They want to suck cock, but believe cock to be detached from masculinity.
>>9527988
Oh. If that's the selling point for you, then sure, i have a feminine penis
>>9528003
Where do you live collector anon?
>>9528003
Excellent.
Now how is your gag reflex?
>>9528074
You avoided the question on if you have any STDs and I'll ask again where do you reside anon?
>>9527872
I'm sorry, do you need me to post specifications again, or are you advising me for a future time?
>>9528193
Oh, of course i don't have STDs. You need to be pretty darn careless to get those
>I'll ask again where do you reside anon
Why is this of any relevance?
>this thread
>>9528214
It is now relevant because you keep avoiding it.
>>9528214
Well, I can't throatfuck you if I don't know where you are.
I speak hypothetically, of course.
>>9528256
It's not any worse than usual.
>>9528256
You should have seen last thread.
>>9528211
No, it's just some advice I thought might help. Probably how I would share potentially sensitive stuff.
>>9528340
>It's actually babs bf
>>9528382
>>9528395
How're you?
>>9528395
What's on the agenda today raptor?
>>9528395
Heya rap
>>9528415
Mostly ok, only woke up once and didn't vomit, so that was nice.
>>9528416
I'm calling my doctors and setting up appointments, after that I'm going to do a lesson in something then game :3
>>9528484
How's it going Pasta?
heil scootahitler
>>9528296
It's filled with whores!
>>9528494
I'm alright, how about you?
>>9528504
Hey blew, whats new
>>9528504
heil
>>9528504
Hey blew, how has your day been so far?
>>9528519
You're a fucking shit pile Mr linguiniman!
>>9528486
>5,807 unsorted Rarities
>>9528504
Hey Blew!
>>9528550
Rude
How are you, aku
>>9528519
hiya Pasta! not a lot just done mowing. you?
>>9528524
hows it goin?
>>9528547
damn fine gatorfirend, you?
>>9528569
I'm fantabulous!
>>9528577
well enough. how's it going with you?
>>9528565
I only have 1414
>>9528519
I'm mostly ok.
Got plans for today?
>>9528577
Just the usual, nothing new
>>9528594
Good to hear
>>9528607
Nothing in particular, no
>>9528577
I was doing good until I remembered that I'm going to have to smell tasty meat all night
>>9528629
There's a world of things to do!
>>9528643
>smell meat all night
Got a lover coming over?
>>9528705
No there's an event going on near by with a lot of grilling going on.
>>9528565
Heya Ursula!
>>9528602
goin good, its a damn pretty day here.
>>9528615
have you made any headway on getting glasses or anything?
>>9528643
that doesnt sound like a problem if you can get some tasty meat
>>9528788
I'm afraid not, money's appearantly been tight the past few months
>>9528749
I'm suuuure that's the case~
So how's work going?
With that person having been suspended it can't be going all that well being a person down right?
>>9528876
well shit. still,its your money and if money's so tight your folks can get jobs.
>>9528972
My mom is the only one willing to get one and every time my dad tries to talk her out of it because he's afraid she'll cheat on him or some stupid bullshit like that
Dad couldn't keep a job to save his life, which is a damn shame cause he's a plumber and an electician, wasting his time doing under the table shit for people he knows on occasion
>>9529049
He sounds very insecure.
>>9529049
damn... well I suggest murder then
>>9529087
She used to have a job but he constantly tried to call her and visit her to the point to where the manager thought it would be best to lay her off, iirc, that was years ago though
>>9529094
The worst part is he's a smoker so he drains a pretty significant portion of our money
>>9528918
Yea it won't be noticeable until next week when I don't have very many parts to choice from to do.
>>9529138
And needy to boot.
>>9529138
>He drains a significant portion of my money
>>9529170
Yeah, he's also got quite a temper problem
>>9529195
He smokes an entire pack of cigs a day, you can probably guess how much that adds up to every month
Well I managed to get some Subway.
>>9529261
Try to get him to start rolling his own it's way cheaper. You basicall buy a box of empty fulter cig tubes, than buy a big bag of pipe tobacco since it's usually cheaper, then get tube filler, and then maybe a plastic box to put them in.
>>9529140
True, fair enough.
Someone like that would be unwilling to trade convenience in favor of cost-effectiveness.
>>9529359
Filter*
>>9529274
I would love a foot-long in my mouth right now.
>>9529383
Is true
>>9529383
It would be worth bring it up to him though.
>>9529414
Punch the wall and it might crack?
I maek post
>>9529468
>>9529460
Yea, I can already see some forming.
>>9529414
I think he used to do what you suggested once, but now he buys malboros
>>9529460
Talking to him really is like talking to a brick wall, only sometimes the brick wall is irrationally angry and yells at people
>>9529493
>>9529591
>>9529574
Hey Canon, how're you?
>>9529574
How goes it today canon?
>>9529642
GOOD!
Dirty Commie Bastard that it is!
SHE DESERVES NONE OF THE BOOPS!
I"M DRUNK
>>9529533
Supposed as much based on how you talk about him.
>>9529703
How're you?
>>9529703
Hey there drunk skitty
>>9529732
drunk lmao
not really, more like buzzed off 3 millar lights or whatever, just came home to get my phone
have to go
>>9529735
lol hi
>>9529724
It really sucks living here
>>9529745
Have fun Skittles
>>9529751
>It really sucks living
>ftfy
:3
>>9529779
That's true too
http://kxan.com/2017/05/25/texas-approves-feral-hog-hunting-by-hot-air-balloon/?preview_id=477896
Texas pls!
>>9529624
Hiya Rap!!!
I'm doin' good, just chillin atm, was out with friends earlier, might head to bed soon-ish given I feel a bit more tired than I expected I would be now
also it seems Ramadan starts on Saturday here so it seems my family is gonna meet for the first day of breakfast at one of my uncle's house which will be nice
how bout u?
>>9529649
Hello!
It goes well, just relaxing a bit, was out with a few friends, had dinner, then we ate icecream lol
was fun...also we were thinking of watching the new Pirates of the Caribbean movie but it seems it's been delayed till 22 June for some reason here
how bout u?
>>9529138
awwww
>>9529703
yay drunk skitty is a good friend! whatcha drinking?
>>9529876
I guess that we know what skitty will be doing now.
>>9529905
Sounds nice, I assume your father hasn't gone back yet and so everyone will be there?
I'm going.
contacted all but one of my doctors so far today, I'm struggling to contact the last, they're not answering their phone.
I'm booking in again and going back on my medication starting next week probably Tuesday.
I'm at a point where I can't live as I am anymore, so I have to do something about it.
>>9529920
Maybe that's why he's buzzed now :P
>>9529751
Nice in some ways. No work is all right.
>>9529966
Oh yep, he'll be here for about another week
Well I'm just really sorry to hear that :/
I do hope you'll get some answers and find a way to get back at 100%!!!
Also, I got a longer-term plan on my mind, it's a bit of a low possibility of it working, but I really wanna try to get an opportunity non the less, but I'll discuss it later
Also!
>chekt
>>9530134
I suppose that's true, but is the trade off worth it?
NO BRAKES ON THIS TRAIN!!!!!!!!!!
>>9530170
AWesome
I'll come good.
True, CAn't wait to hear it :3
>>9530171
Years from now, you might find the answer to that question, and it could surprise you.
>>9530200
Cool.
But will it be shit?
>>9529905
Doing good, it looks like the event making the good meat smells is going to get rained on.
>>9530256
That's assuming I don't go homeless or something after the parents croak, since they never taught me basic things like driving and probably never will
My social anxiety basically means I'll never make it in any job that my education will allow
social anxiety is a self perpetuating meme, it's not real :^)
>>9530330
You have some nice change coming your way. There could be opportunities for you to learn those things. Only you can push yourself out of that cycle, though.
>>9530421
I hope you're right
>>9530239
yea it will be!
Do hope so!
I've got a few obstacles before I can initiate the first step, but I got this suggestion from a friend of my dad who's a professional engineer abroad and I think it might be a good time to think about it
>>9530262
That is the question!
>>9530275
good to hear...not so good to hear? lol
>>9530475
I wish you luck in the process :3
>>9530450
You are overthinking stuff and falling to pieces for no good reason. Relax.
>>9530504
I guess you're right, things can't be all that bad, can it?
>>9529703
Need sleeps, nighty all!
>>9530498
Thx! :3
>>9530537
You said as much earlier.
>>9530583
I suppose that's true, sorry about that, I'm just being an idiot
Thanks for trying to make me feel better
I'm hoping skitty comes back and drunk posts at us.
he will, soon
>>9530787
Are you going to join him in drunk posting??
>>9530847
No, I'm at work.
Penis.
>>9531143
benis confirm
>>9530913
Not even a hidden hip flask?!
T-That lady is displaying her shame. >////<
>>9531260
>>9531186
No, I only drink pop, water, juice, coffee or green tea at work.
>>9531310
she is indeed
>>9531328
Where is her husband to admonish her and restrain such concupiscence?
>>9531315
>dat ass
>>9531380
Perhaps He's a bit of a voyeur?
Or maybe she's trying to lure Pasta into being her new husband
>>9531380
Have you ever had sex with a women darwin?
>>9531390
Ruby pls
>>9531421
Wretched vixen. That is no way to gain a gentleman's favor.
>>9531430
Yes.
>>9531432
Your ass!
someone left this on the urinal at the animal control office. i hope jesus at least lets me shake the last few drops out.
>>9531454
What about it
>>9531471
I don't understand why they think leaving this stuff everywhere is a good idea.
>>9531508
It is squishy~
>>9531438
Have you ever taken another mans cherry?
>>9531539
Yes it is
>>9531556
I have.
>>9531585
How experienced were you by then?
>>9531640
How do you quantify that?
>>9531471
hes coming back to shake your weiner
sounds like Catholics to me
>>9531515
i'm surprised it wasn't black jesus.
for some reason it startled me and i missed the toilet a bit. but it's a dog pound, it already stinks to high hell in there.
>>9531438
Perhaps all other attemps have failed to gain his attentions!
So now she needs to be more direct
>>9531674
I'd say by what other partners had said about your technique, prowess, and their satisfaction level up to that point.
>>9531695
did they let you shoot a few strays in return for your services?
>>9531689
jesus wants you to turn his stigmata into a glory hole.
>>9531577
*squeezes the squishy butt*
>>9531708
She must not come from a family of means.
>>9531717
I did well, I guess? It is not like there was a checklist and at the end of it we tallied up a score. It was just fucking.
>>9531718
i actually hate going to places like that. it's sad to see all the caged animals and not be able to help them. this is the same reason i never go to petco, they always have that heartbreaking adoption section.
>>9531739
Hey, not so hard, I bruise like a banana
>>9531752
Has anyone ever got all up on you for being a shitty fuck?
Have you had a chance to play some sc2 matches yet?
>>9531812
No, just for being shitty.
I have been too tired to play.
FUCK it smells like cotton candy and funnel cake now.
Did you fuck a clown?
>>9531752
Perhaps its all her father showed her in how to get male attentions?
>>9531937
>funnel cake
It's been so long since I've had that, I cuold go for some right about now
>>9531950
No
>>9532017
Looks lik I'll need to resnip that one.
>>9531794
yeah its kinda depressing I suppose.
>>9532051
>I suppose
What's your standard for depressing?
>>9532077
life.
>>9531808
Who says it was hard? I squeeze gentle~
>>9532086
>>9531875
What was your favorite childhood toy?
>>9532051
i regret petting one of the cats because now i know his life story and feel bad about not being able to adopt him. but i already have a tenuous situation with my own cat and dog, they fucking hate each other. if i got another cat, it would have to be a kitten so it could grow up around the dog and not be scared, like my cat who died. the kitty i've had since before the dog will just never get used to a dog, and i can't risk bringing another one like that into the mix.
>>9531972
I blame the mother.
>>9532108
It was always the new one I got.
>>9532094
say nothing to no one, man.
>>9532114
Im a fan of cats. dogs are acceptable, was just out petting my own waggly doofus. Im sorry the dog/cat politics are so tempestuous. Need some kind of israeli palestinian peace deal for them.
just here for a moment but wanted to say went to my friends crap shooting rang and i felt weird but didn't say shit because their range was stupid and boom, friends gf is retarded and braggadocios and shoots the neighbors hous wtf
>>9532182
occasionally i do catch them sitting suspiciously close to each other.
>>9532213
At least no one has shot you yet. Stay safe Skitteroo!
>>9532274
Probably the cat getting ready to do a suicide bombing.
>>9532213
Looks like skitty will be laying low for awhile.
If I ever get my own house I want to get a tegu as a pet
Just set it next to your ladyboys.
>>9532324
she will attack the dog, even though it's 5x bigger than her. i try not to leave them around each other too much.
>>9532353
This the first time I've been genuinely confused by one of your posts.
>>9532441
SURE
>>9532160
It's true, she probably killed the father leaving no male infliuence in her life.
Women are terribly violent like that.
>>9532451
Are you saying I should have gotten confused by more of your posts?
>>9532372
heh brave cat. im guessing the dog just wants to be bros?
>>9532572
yeah, the dog was actually very close with my cat who died. but that one knew her since he was a kitten. there's not much chance my surviving kitty will ever share that kind of bond.
>>9532474
That is why Norman Bates went insane.
>>9532568
Maybe?
>>9532611
aw that sucks, sorry to hear that. guess theyre never going to be pals
>>9532635
i'm just looking for peaceful coexistence at this point.
>>9532692
thats about the best that can be hoped for. also thanks for mentioning River Monsters, Im catching up now. Though in the later seasons they really started to go nuts with the b movie dramatizations of attacks. thats like 80 percent of the show now.
>>9532710
that's standard for a show, the longer it goes on the more fanservice. people want to see jeremy play fish detective.
>>9532744
eh its starting to resemble a syfy show now with all the fake blood going around. its not really very suspensful since theres only one main character on the show and hes narrating the damn thing, so when you see him go into the water and then they do that scary jump cut to the water full of blood while hes narrating, theyre really not fooling anyone
>>9532633
>>9532633
Who's that?
>>9532770
it's not a 100% realistic show. i mean he did try to find the loch ness monster. it's a show, just entertainment.
i would like to see a fish cops show where they find the offending fish and lock him up in fish jail.
Need to go get ready for my doctors. have a good one you lot.
>>9532895
Bye, I hope you get everything sorted out.
>>9532895
bye
>>9532781
>>9532868
>>9532895
Damn, good luck.
>>9532895
Best of luck
>>9532881
its a damn fishing show. I want more fishing and less assholes pretending to get raped by eels.
I'd totally watch fish-cops tho.
>>9532895
have fun, Rap!
>>9532943
>>9533066
First it was my hand, now you want this too.
The Bureau's handwriting examination unit waits with bated breath
>>9533103
i also encoruage camwhoring of any sort. if youre cute.
>>9533103
My handwriting is fucking abysmal
rip
>>9533316
mine isnt great either, dont feel bad pastapal
>>9533371
Who even needs to write anymore with computers, tablets, smartphones, printers, and fax machines, anyway
>>9533407
its handy for shopping lists and such.
>>9533433
>open notepad
>make shopping list
>import .txt to tablet or smartphone
>tablet/smartphone is now a digital shopping list
Or print, but ink isn''t cheap
>>9533482
laaazybutt
post your shoppnig list
>>9533552
I don't make the shopping lists in the family
>>9533407
Got your check in the mail thanks pasta
>>9533614
Did you scratch out my name? my handwriting looks slightly better than that
>>9533666
Your suppose to use cursive for yor signature.
>>9533694
I used to know how to write cursive, but I used it so little, I forgot how
>>9533709
That's why it looks like crap I tried writing something other than my own signature and that's what the result is.
>>9533730
Who even invented cursive anyway, its too situational and is a waste of time to learn, you could be learning something actually useful instead
>>9533694
I just write my name super fast so it looks like garbage, with only the first and last letters of my first and last name truly being legible.
>>9533810
It use to be the standard form of writing.
>>9533836
Well it doesn't have much purpose now that we write and read the way we do now, so maybe its high time it was phased out
Same for roman numerals, they look neat at times but it just takes longer to read
Well technically they kind of are phased out..
>>9533222
Nope.
>>9534254
Was it me who killed it?
I'm sorry
Reminder: It is always Interrogator's fault.
>>9534265
Are you on any medication?
>>9534371
gator friend is a good poster
Its getting late, I should consider sleeping sometime soon, probably
>>9534551
Here's a song for you
https://youtu.be/F4ncrgeBASk