HG thread
The night be no excuse to rest during battle! One must be ready at all times lest ye get stricken down with wood.
test
selling soul
Touch me
>>9525009
>Wait, wait. Why? He started, not me.
>>9525016
>Kumin grabs a pillow and lays down in front of a cozy light. Peaceful night. Just what she wanted yesterday.
>>9525016
Is this meant to scare me?
I see bloodshed almost every day. In fact, I'm the one who causes most of it.
>>9525016
A monster? And what the hell are YOU supposed to be? Some sort of yellow freak?
>>9525049
Why does everyone have to make this about race?
>>9525016
If thou hast followed mine teachings, ye wouldst know to walk on water or survive a slit throat. Sixteen hast descended to Hades!
>>9525016
First, how can a glass of juice run away, and second, why would I wield my carving knife instead of my actual weapons?
>Someone just rolls along with the rp
>Gets shitposted
lmao
>>9525061
You're clearly not human, so what gives you the right to call me a monster?
>>9525062
Eh, nothing here will help me find my sister or Soul Edge. Moving on!
>>9525062
Some portal that was. I was expecting some kind of fight, but the only thing they did on the other side was flee.
Is anything interesting going to happen in this place?
>>9525062
That bed didn't seem very comfy. I can always sleep anywhere on the floor. Sleep doesn't know boundaries.
>>9525062
Surprise, motherfucker.
>>9525082
For the sake of argument, what separates me from someone like you?
>>9525075
It's Kamina samefagging.
Pure cancer.
>>9525043
That doesn't matter at all, you went along with it
>>9525062
The dead fear no man. Ye all shouldst do the same.
>>9524912
>Shimakaze (Male) continues to hotdog her (his) now fully-erect cock in between Kumin's asscheeks, grabbing them and squeezing the pale mounds on the smooth skin of her (his) member for further stimulation, all of the boat's weight shifted down on Kumin's rear as she (he) leans in.
>>9525075
(only because they know I won't give the time of day desu, so they hop to the next best thing.)
>>9525115
Turning your back while in a death game. Most unwise, young one.
I pray you find a speck of intelligence in your next life.
>>9525115
I don't know nothin' about no skellingtons!
>>9525114
>Ignoring isn't very nice. I don't see why should I ignore him.
>>9525115
>In one hearty swipe, Kumin slaps Ash with her pillow which was conviently stuffied with bricks.
Ouchies maybe I used too much strenght during our little plaything with the pillows...
>>9525128
Why are you ERPing with yourself?
>>9525106
You're flat and yellow. You just look like an alien to me.
>>9525115
Can you quit that with the lights!? Some people need those to see!
>>9525115
What's wrong with that woman? How can I just see through her like that?
>>9525141
Being nice won't help your survive
>>9525141
conveniently*
stuffed*
>>9525115
One hast managed to escape thine fate. Willst she be the only one? The underworld hath accepted 22 souls.
>>9525160
>>9525160
Clearly, I won't find either of what I search for here. Goodbye old castle, have fun devouring the souls of everyone else!
>>9525144
You don't like flat things? So be it!
And, again with the race jokes, c'mon man.
>>9525160
You could really do with a shave next time.
>>9525160
I'm not going to fight you, miss. I refuse to do so
>>9525160
Hoh, I see humans still use these contraptions for whatever reason. They sure know how to hide their things and themselves, I'll give them that.
I wonder what they might be hiding in this room?
>kamina doesn't get attention anymore so he has to samefag erp for attention
the absolute state of kamina
>>9525151
>won't help you survive
Nigga what? HG isn't serious business.
>>9525160
The air of battle hast gone still. This does not please Yoshimitsu. Neither the blade or man.
>>9525143
(Dw, if I allow myself, I'll regular RP by myself too afterwards)
>>9525175
Erk... just go back to being flat...
>>9525190
Heh....
You kids never learn...
Once you RP, you can never go back...
>shoots
>>9525190
It is now, cracka.
>pulls out a gun
this shit is the real deal
>>9525199
That's incredibly rude of you to say, miss. And completely not rooted in reality, I hunt monsters, I'm not one myself
>>9525199
Does this human really think she poses any thread to me? Hahhah, I haven't seen anything so funny in quite a while.
Oh well, might as well have a little bit of fun. I'll pretend that I take her seriously for a bit.
>the demon starts running like the wind, holding back laughter
>>9525199
>Dear Carl,
>I'm trapped in a spooky castle. Please send pea soup.
>Your friend, Lenny
>>9525128
>The warmth of his hard-on is transfering to Kumin's soft buttcheeks. As the boat shifts her wight to lean in and squeezes her rump to get a better gap to thrust in, the sleepy girl moves her head to a side and dives deeper into her dreams. Although she's deeply dreaming, and someone is molesting her butt with a fat rod, her dreams are pure and innocent. The comfy air of the fan washing over them, preventing her rear from sweating or to feel uncomfortable due to the assault. Kumin grips the pillow with her fingers and nuzzles against its fabric, letting out a sigh.
>>9525151
>Being aggressive and constantly attacking others will help you survive with a giant burden. I am nice or I try to. This has been working my whole life and I'll keep doing it.
>>9525199
So ye were waiting for the prime moment? Pleased, the blade of Yoshimitsu is! Twenty six has received fatal blows!
>>9525190
Ah...the remarks of a passerby always give me laugh.
Don't you see,once you enter HG,there's no going back...
Now,
>unsheathes Kahana
TAKE THIS!
>>9525234
I am going to shitpost you so hard for going along with Kamina's shit.
>>9525250
>Aniki is impaled
>>9525268
you seem upset
>>9525250
Wait,wha-
>the stranger smashes Estarossa over and over again
Y-you aren't human...what are you?
>>9525250
Why would you say such a horrible thing?
>>9525250
Hahahahaha! Thine own foolishness be thy great obstacle!
>>9525289
A monster? Damn straight he is. I've never seen someone as strong so far.
Finally, an actual challenge. I've longed for this feeling.
I look forward to our next meeting.
>>9525160
>>9525176
Likewise, scary man. Instead we can sleep together!
>>9525199
.....
>Kumin stares at a wall after a giant wolf attacked her. She's now Punished Kumin.
>>9525280
You're a sleepy monster and you don't belong to this word, Lenny. You belong to our dreams and your own!
>Tosses pillow at.
Sleepu.
>>9525289
WHAT IS THIS
WHAT IS THAT
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH
>Runs like a madwoman, hugging her own plushie.
>>9525268
>I'm not doing any harm. And let me tell you, even if you shitpost me hard, I won't think you're a bad person. You're feeling like I am attacking your safe place and I understand. But I'm only having fun.
>>9525289
I, The Second Yoshimitsu, hast deiced to give ye all a test. The consequences be dire if ye fail.
>>9525318
OH SNICKERs SNICKERS!
>Kumin stuffs her mouth with a great amount of chocolates. So much that her body becomes a snicker and she's not longer a human.
>>9525318
My way of giving back to the folks I've interacted with here that haven't been killed off yet.
So just Carl then.
>>9525338
>snickers
>niggers
what the fuck
>>9525250
It seems like you believe that those muscles of use in an actual fight, so you resorted to sneaking
>>9525311
I'm too awake to fall asleep right now, so I'll have to decline
>the hunter downs an entire energy drink quickly like it's nothing
>kamina indirectly makes everyone shitpost an ava by raping her
>>9525347
>sniggers
>nickers
Coincidence?
>>9525318
Another hast changed fate! What lies before the final three, I wonder. Thirty one! Thirty one hath met with death. Hahaha!
>>9525234
>Shimakaze (Male)'s fingers dig into Kumin's white moons as she (he) releases a torrent of semen between her asscheeks, shooting thick seed in between the sleeping victim of her moleststion's butt. After wiping the residual cum off his stiff dick and onto Kumin's body, she (he) pulls out from the wedge. The boat then rolls onto her (his) back, panting while soon getting dressed, pulling her (his) wallet out afterwards and sitting up, fiddling through it.
>>9525358
>snickers
>nickers
>niggers
HG confirmed white supremacy thread. I'm triggered.
>>9525311
>I'm not doing any harm. And let me tell you, even if you shitpost me hard, I won't think you're a bad person. You're feeling like I am attacking your safe place and I understand. But I'm only having fun.
You're too pure...
F-Fuck....................
>>9525347
No, no. I'm talking about the chocolate snickers. Don't be rude.
>>9525350
>Her eyes open wide, glistening at the sight of the hunter drinking the glass completely with a quick sip.
Wooaaaaahhhhhhhh. You must have slept very well last night!
>>9525360
>>9525360
Lenny must've seen all of the alternate universes he's in.
No doubt he saw some fucked up shit.
>>9525398
'Fucked up shit' is putting it lightly.
>>9525360
Not one but two fall to foolishness! The winner be..
>>9525415
Lady Emi! Thine victory is deserved.
>Does anyone know where she's from?
>>9525415
Foolishness? I h-
>lenny becomes dead lenny
>unfortunately he's promised everyone the money!
>>9525431
(She's from porn. Search Kemono I think.)
>>9525431
>Emi
>deserving anything except shitposting
>>9525431
>It's an OC
>Thanks for hosting
>You can use this picture
>>9525431
Whether ye praise or condemn her, that shant not change the outcome.
>>9525376
I wish that was true. The fact is I'm only able to stay awake because I have a large amount of energy drinks
>>9525431
Congratulations to the winner, and thank you for hosting
>>9525450
I think you're just making words up as you go, now.
Regardless, thanks for hosting.
>>9525431
Not the winner I expected...but congratulations to this fox...creature? Luck was on your side this time.
>>9525450
I give you my thanks.
>>9525450
Thanks for the chance.
>>9525456
>>9525465
>Thank you
>>9525450
>Cthulhu in last place
>Emi in first
There is some kind of symbolism going on here,but I don't know what.
>rides into thread
Howdy ya'll, it's your old pal Andy here an-
What in tarnation...
>>9525366
>unholsters Colt Single Action Army from it's leather case at his side at speeds bordering the unperceivable, and pulls the trigger activating the firing pin which ignites the primer (male) which in turn ignites the propellant (female) which sends the bullet speeding out of the gun at speeds nearing that of the speed which it was drawn, and it pierces deep into your chest
>>9525431
her artist's name is kishibe i think
>>9525491
He just wanted his wife to win.
>>9525491
He sacrified himself and lend her his powers so she could win duh
>>9525444
A winner, no matter what methods thine hath used or what thine looks like, be always deserving.
>>9525449
Thine trophy shalt be here soon.
>>9525443
>>9525503
>Looks like it won't be needed. Thanks anyway.
>>9525465
>>9525464
>>9525456
Ye thanks arst appreciated. May the gods of luck shine upon thee the next battle.
>>9525366
>The peaceful angel shifts her legs a bit, bending one of her knees to a side as the boat girl unloads her content all over her butt, splattering on her smooth skin. It goes at far as staining and soiling her white pajama on the top of her body. Now a mess on her butt, without panties and without pants. When Shimakaze rolls onto her back and manages to look over to her, she notices how Kumin has a smile drawn on her face. A gentle innocent smile. While in reality her butt and almost her whole back was drenched with sperm.
>>9525375
>I don't think I'm pure at all. I only try to be a good person. Everyone needs a chance.
>>9525456
That's bad, young hunter. You shouldn't push yourself like that. Sleep is in order for you.
>Sets up a sleeping trap and a pillow somewhere in the room.
>>9525366
>>9525537
>Not sticking it inside
I got scammed.
>>9525565
Kill yourself Kuga
>>9525450
Oh right...thanks for hosting...ev-even though I ran the first chance I git.
Alright cancer kids, it's time for another ultimate thrill ride.
Give me whatever amount of tributes.
>>9525590
Gascoigne
>>9525590
Me in this thread
>>9525590
Kumin Tsuyuri!!!!!
>>9525590
Emi the leech
>>9525590
Pekoyama
>>9525570
No.
>>9525590
Kotarou
>>9525590
Shimakaze
(Male)
>>9525526
(np, thanks for hosting)
>>9525537
>Shimakaze (Male) holds her (his) injured chest in pain, coughing up copious amounts of blood as she (he) lays dying in post-coital euphoria.
>>9525590
Yoshimitsu the Second
>>9525590
Reigen Arataka
>>9525590
Pe-Oh
>>9525590
SCORCH
REQUESTING PILOT
>>9525590
Lindybeige
>>9525590
Hakuno Kishinami
>>9525590
Fluffy Owl Booty
>>9525590
Aron.
>>9525590
Kindred Hunter
>>9525590
Beatrice Flowerchild
>>9525590
Andy Von De Oniyate
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OaKH9bywzgQ
>>9525590
Flamin' Yawn
>>9525590
a man
>>9525590
Devendra Banhart
>>9525590
Furdachi
>>9525590
Jetstream Sam
>>9525590
God
>>9525590
Tropius
>>9525590
Sakura
>>9525590
Mikun
>>9525590
Izumo Kamiki
>>9525666
>God
>666
Nice try you fucking antechrist
>>9525590
Shauna
>>9525537
>Being the hypocrite she (he) is, Shimakaze (Male) looks at Kumin with disgust when she (he) sees her smile. The boat opts to lean back over and pull up the girl's pantsu and pajama bottoms before attempting to nudge her awake, her (his) hand on her head.
Hey, you can quit sleeping now...pretty sure it's harmful to do it so much at once...
>>9525565
(Did you want that?)
>>9525584
>>9525624
Ye arst welcome. I thankth thee for participating.
>>9525620
The proof of thine victory. Hast been complete!
>>9525709
>Thank you very much!
>>9525590
Hanbei
>>9525590
Len
>>9525590
Sergeants Feels
>>9525590
Inkling
test
>>9525739
(Forgot my pic, I'm fucking stupid)
>>9525701
Yeah, oh well.
>>9525732
I'll swap you in if dachi takes swaps.
Review the reaping.
>>9525783
>encourages kamina's autism
>and spams tributes
>still doesn't host
Literally why are you a part of hg
>>9525590
Cthulhu
>>9525791
I, Reigen Arataka, accept this challenge.
>>9525721
>glomps
>>9525783
(I'll do it next time then for sure.)
>>9525791
Shimakaze, fastest destroyer, ready to begin!
>>9525791
Ikki tousen!
>>9525791
>Skipping tributes
>>9525807
Whoahoho, there! What's this about, huh?
>>9525791
Huh...this looks a little different...Oh well, I-I guess it doesn't really matter. Le-Let's get going.
>>9525791
Ready.
>>9525791
On with the hunt!
>>9525791
>Shitpost sim
>>9525791
Could you make my icon a bit bigger so I can stand out more? Aesthetics are everything to a gunslinger like myself you know.
>>9525791
All ready for battle, sir!
>>9525864
>forgot image
>>9525826
Sup
>>9525791
Yeah.....let's do
>He yawns
The fighting....
>>9525811
If ya want.
>>9525796
Because I can be.
Here's a slide.
>>9525877
Oh, not much. Just getting off my lazy bum for once, you know? Sometimes you just get pushed in to things.
I miss asteroth.
>>9525894
I didn't give you permission to use my code you fucking piece of shit I will fucking end you.
>>9525906
She's still around ;)
>>9525894
aaaaaand that's how the news goes~
>>9525894
Uraaaaagh!
>The Ninja tries to reach for his sword, only to see that it has dropped on the ground.
Damn demon! This is not the last time ye shall see I, The Second Yoshimitsu!
>>9525916
Which fucking ava are you using,DDD
>>9525894
You two ladies settle down in this here cell while I take care of the mean old bad guys outside.
I'll be back soon you hear?
>>9525932
what happened to the first one
>>9525918
Pffft, you wish.
>>9525894
Hey, can't blame me for asking, right? Guess I'll just have to go buy some Ponigiri or something.
My commentary is severely lacking.
I wonder why.
>>9525897
Yeah, we all gotta do stuff we don't like every once in a while
>>9525918
lmao
>>9525950
he od'd and lost his house
>>9525955
Cthulhu and Emi tag team agaist A man.
A man have drown chtulhu once, but can he win against the power of LOVE?
>>9525916
he's trying to act tough that's adorable
>>9525955
AAAAAAH! MOSS MONSTER! BACK TO THE UNDERSIDE OF THE ROCK WITH YOU!
>>9525590
Lady Bow
>>9525894
Of course I'd lose right at the start again
>niggering codes is now a thing
>>9525950
Mine master was not long for this world. As his successor, I had to replace him to take up his duties.
>>9525955
Hanbei has a canon event
>>9525986
oh hey asgore
>>9525989
THE ULTIMATE THRILL RIDE
>>9525986
Hi Asvore.
>praying my code isn't in this
>>9526010
Voregore rolls off the tongue better
>>9525986
>Clap.
>Clap.
>Clap.
>>9525956
Bah. I'm just one of those people that don't wanna get up in the morning, and such. Who the heck's asking, now? Seems awful weird to just single me out here.
>>9525955
Use Seismic Toss!
...Huh, I didn't actually think that'd work. You alright down there?
>>9526020
>>Clap.
>>Clap.
>>Clap.
EXCELLENT SHOW AUSSA
YOUR RP IS ALMOST AS GOOD AS BOW'S
>>9526017
Did they just look at the games and write down the events or did they actually take the codes?
>>9526040
Probably the first.
>>9526020
What? Did you expect me to just waltz in without an entrance of any sort?
>>9525894
This is not gay
>>9525955
This is going w-Oh shit.
>Feels witnesses Gas shank the furry to death.
Fuck this shit.
>Feels flees the scene, not wanting to feel the wrath of Gas's knife.
>>9526020
Just someone bored and talking to random people.
>>9526043
That is some advanced autism, hacking Brantsteele's servers to nigger every code on it would have been less work
>>9526033
Wait.....Batman and Bruce Wayne are never in the same room. Bruce is also strangely fit for a reclusive billionaire. You would also need billions for all the gadgets Batman has. OH MY GOD BATMAN IS BR-
>>9526056
Batman is snape kills dumbedore?
>>9526055
cringe
>>9526033
Looks like I'll have to open the text document and fix Endo's fuck up with that event.
Also
>people not understanding the concept of THE ULTIMATE THRILL RIDE
Besides, I asked most of the people for their code before I put them in here. :^)
>>9526056
Batman is Confused Clark Kent dressed up as Superman for Lois Lane's Halloween Party drinking coffee in the Batmobile with Batman?
>>9526064
>>9526082
N-no.....you fools.....the identity of batman is....
>>9526090
Wally West?
>>9526090
John Cena?
>>9526090
A man?
>>9526033
Sheesh random anime girl, your mood isn't good and isn't having a good effect on those around.
>As Feels talks, he slowly equips his flamethrower. Full equipping it once he finishes talking.
So you know what? You really need to LIGHTEN your mood up.
>Feels pulls the trigger as he says lighten, burning the girl to death.
>>9526079
Missy you're in for quite a treat, I happen to be able to make a mean steamed armadillo soup.
>>9526094
>>9526098
>>9526101
>>9526033
Hey, there's a good Ditto, I owe you one. Food's on me after we get back, alright?
>>9526049
Naah, it's just- Oooh, nothing, nothing, don't worry about it. You just be late like that.
>>9526054
Aaaah, I getcha, I getcha. Well, I make for some pretty poor conversation, but if you just wanna relax, I got Mareep room enough to spare.
>>9526079
Ah well...god further than last time, at least, so it's no big deal.
>>9526120
Batman is..... Bruce Wayne?
No, that's too silly, that sissy partyboy can't be the bat
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RrkzIN2eP0U
>>9526120
Is it Yoshikage Kira?
>>9525701
Uhh...?
>With now wearing her whole pants agani and her pantsu, Kumin opens her eyes very slowly, rubbing the back of her wrist on one of them.
Waaahhh? Noo... Sleeping isn't harmfuuu....
>She closes her eyes again as Shimakaze keeps shaking her head to wake her up. Eventually she turns around and sits on the bed, turning her head over to her.
I waass having a sweet dreeaaam. How about you?
>Her soft voice left her mouth with a tired emotion.
>>9526079
>Kumin skips all of the other events and then returns to Andy Von De Oniyate with a handful of dead rabbits to eat.
I teach them how to sleep...
>How scary.
>>9526124
The hell is Mareep?
Anyone who agreed to have their code put into this is a fucking cuck lmao.
>>9526135
Even nukes need to rest
>Grabs her nuclear plutonium pillow.
>>9526124
Oh, of course I am! I am ALWAYS late! It's just maddening! I've been late more times than I can count on my two hands!
>>9526131
>>9526147
I'm just being tormented now.
>>9526079
>Feels approaches Gas, with Cthulhu following behind.
Sorry gas, but me and my buddy here are about to fuck you up severely, isn't that right Cthu-.
>Feels sports the eldritch being far from the scene, running away.
Ummm..........Okay this is awkward. But I don't need friends to fight.
>Feels is beat to death.
>>9526131
I know right?
It's just as absurd as the idea that Snape could ACTUALLY kill Dumbledore.
Next they'll be saying how Peter Parker is Spiderman!
it's the end
>>9526200
...I should've gone to sleep.
>>9526151
It's alright, we understand. You're upset because Adachi didn't ask for your shitty code. No need to make a fuse about it.
congratulations
>>9526210
Cancer wins cancer games.
>>9526150
>The oversized sheep underneath him baas.
That's Mareep.
>>9526163
So more than twice~? I'm not seeing many fingers here...
>>9526210
'Grats, squid. THanks.
>>9526218
HILARIOUS AND ORIGINAL
>>9526210
Congrats and thanks for hosting.
>>9526214
W-well I haven't actually seen him but there's all those news reports!
>>9526210
This be the squid girl mine master was speaking of? Congratulations to it. I thankth thee for providing this battle.
>>9526231
>trusting fake news
kek
Placements.
Thanks for the (You)s
Thanks for trying to shitpost.
Thanks for the laughs.
>>9526223
Aww, it's so fluffy.
>>9526200
I feel fine
>>9526210
Congrats squiddy.
>>9526241
Thank you too, Adachi-kun. The Goddess will be proud.
>>9526210
Congratulations
>>9526241
Thanks for hosting
>>9526241
>Thanks for hosting!
>>9526245
It's just like a living pillow, huh? Talk about perfect.
>>9526256
I hope Kami-sama is proud of me.
>>9526227
oh this is a winscreen
>>9526210
Congratulations to the winner, and thank you for hosting
>>9526271
>Kami-Sama
>not God-kun
>>9526237
What are you even talking about?! It was recorded footage! I...what?!
>>9526227
Nope.
>>9526295
CGI. The only real superhero that exists is Nightwing
>>9526271
Maybe if you change the expression you have in that image, maybe then she'll be more proud.
>>9526307
>>9526276
>linked wrong post
fml
>>9526267
You're sure that doesn't hurt it? Or is it just so fluffy it doesn't register in it's head?
What should I fap to tonight, Hg?
>niggers your code
>sells it on the black market for that sweet, sweet cheddah.
>>9526330
The Emoji Movie.
>>9526210
Oh, congratulations, dear!
>>9526241
Thank you ever so much for this, even if I wasn't a part of it.
>>9526223
>Lady Bow slaps both hands to the side of her forehead and grumbles under her breath.
...Yes. More than twice. But even more than that! It's just appalling how no one waits for me.
>>9526330
>>9526308
That makes a lot of sense actually. Ok, I guess I can accept that as my new reality.
>>9526360
Yep this is Gorey alright.
>>9526328
Haha! You think I'd be doing this if I was hurting my friend here? This big ol' puffball can barely even feel it, isn't that right Mareep?
>There's another, seemingly-approving baaa in responcse.
>>9526360
Heh, you walked right in to that one.
They got a schedule, lady. You know how unreasonable it is to wait for half an hour extra or something just for someone past the requested number to show their face?
>>9526374
Great work, detective.
What do we do now?
>>9526330
This
>>9526387
Do what we always do.
Whine about it then go take a shit then whine some more.
>>9526387
We yell at him to host like the usual.
>>9526374
No shit
>>9526389
>fit
Good taste
>>9526385
Yeah, that was kind of a stupid question. I doubt he understands you there, but if he hasn't snapped by now, I don't think he ever will.
>>9526401
Does it involve jerking off
>>9526401
What is it, Einstein?
>yfw adachi changed the game
>>9526402
Thanks.
>>9526424
Can we donate semen
>>9526385
It's not unreasonable when it's me! They should set aside this "schedule" so they can make sure I've got the chance I deserve! It's completely impolite to start a party when you've still got a guest en route, don't you know?
Oh are we being detectives again
This squid holds information >>9526320
>>9526441
Yes
YEEEEES
We need a fit waifu already, I could ship with her soooooo hard.
>>9526466
yo dawg, how many times are you gonna bring this up?
>>9526456
>>9526471
Here you go my dudes
>>9526489
>>9526471
Is this fucking Bolin or something? Nigga god some damn shit fucking taste.
>>9526404
>And from that statement comes and almost offended-sounding noise from the sheep.
Hey, now, Mareep understands just fine. But thankfully, the big fella's just as lazy as I am.
>>9526449
Lady-and that's assuming you're a lady like you sound- how many people do you think actually know who you are?
I'm guessinnnnnng...about nobody that you haven't met here yourself. The world doesn't revolve around just one person, you know?
>>9526485
You're the one who started it desu
Post your discord logs with asgore :^)
>People complain about ava wallpapers ruining immersion due to people knowing which avas are which
>But then they go on a witch-hunt to prove Lady Bow is Asgore
POTTERY
>>9526485
Show us the proof that Asgore is Bow
>>9526471
I can play one. Suggestions?
>>9526521
literally who
>>9526502
>not liking /fit/ girls
I hope you are merely jesting, anon
>>9526511
haven't DM'd asgore since 5/10.
>>9526515
That's what I thought as well.
Who cares who she is.
>>9526527
That is not fit. That is built. Fit is slim. Not packed.
>>9526502
Nyeeeeees.
>>9526502
>Not liking athletic girls
Off yourself nigger.
>>9526521
Who be you
>>9526148
U-Uh, yeah me too! Flowers and daisies!
>Shimakaze pulls the blanket up to hide her spent erection, the last dribbles of cum staining her skirt slightly from inside.
But now it's time to wake up! So...could you tell me about this club now that you're conscious?
>>9526541
>Sanae
Fuck off faglord.
>>9526554
I wouldn't mind if Sanae was niggered away from Cirno if it meant I could ERP with Sanae
>>9526505
Less than I'd like. Did you know there were people here who DIDN'T know about me? Why, I was so stunned I could not even feel insulted! How could they not know about the most beautiful Boo in existence?
>>9526603
>erping in hg
For what purpose?
>>9526536
Your point being
>>9526616
nutting
>>9526505
Hey whatever you say, man. There's weirder shit out there than intelligent ship.
>>9526616
We must assimilate HG in ERP, so that they too can experience the joy of having someone say that they'll shove their 50 foot long dong into your tight loli pussy.
>>9526620
I haven't DM'd asgore about RP'ing as Lady Bow at all.
>>9526670
Then show us the message in discord saying asgore was going to pick up lady bow.
You know, the one you said we could do see for ourselves
>>9526623
It's fucking cancer. You erp in the erp thread. If the purpose of the ava is for shipping, then it would be here, but if it's just for erping, then it would be in erp, and he wouldn't have been niggering the ava in the first place. God you are fucking thirsty.
>Soviet/Ramsay
>>9526631
I refuse.
>>9526673
check the discord.
>>9526688
I'm not in the discord you fucking shit.
>>9526681
You have no say in this matter
>shoves 50 foot long dong into your asshole
>>9526681
>being upset about niggering avatars
Bizarro Kamina is that you?
need any more proof that discord is cancer?
What you see here >>9526670 is a classic example of a Discordfaggot.
Discordfaggot: An individual that joins the community, roleplays actively for a week, and then, once acknowledged as part of the community, adds as many people on Discord as possible and becomes an OOC blogposter in thread, favoring sucking cock on Discord over actually contributing to anything in the thread.
>>9526605
Lady...I dunno how to break this to you.
We're not from where you're.
You're not where you're from.
>He shrugs dramatically from where he reclines.
I don't even know what a Boo is. I'm a pretty big deal where I live but you don't see me boasting about it, do you?
>>9526628
And how. We just gotta take it all easy.
>>9526688
I ain't heading into that cancer shithole for you being a lazing fucking cuck.
>>9526670
So show us the logs,they are the proof
For all we know Asgore could've easily planned this 2 weeks prior.
Unless,you're hiding something? :^)
>>9526719
I said Bizarro Kamina, something doesn't add up here
>assgore is letting his buddy take the bullets for him
Lmao
Just reveal it.
>People actually trying to RP
>Inkling OOC posting, causing shitstorms, making false accusations, shilling the Discord
Why do people defend this guy again?
>>9526706
Preach.
>>9526552
I call it the Nap Club! Where everyone is free to sleep wherever in the room and our main hobby is taking a nap during a long cozy day. As a member of Nap Club you would need to carry a pillow everywhere, or something luffy you can use as a pillow.
>Kumin goes into detail about her oh so beloved group that no one was joining, yet she's trying to recruit new members. She cannot see what's under the blanket but a sticky feeling makes her feel a bit uncomfortbale down on her rear.
>>9526727
Im not really sure Asgore likes him.
At least Bow makes it easy to filter her.
>>9526733
>Inkling
>Implying it's not as much the fault of the legions of faggot trying to uncover Lady bow
Literally who cares.
>>9526707
>58,905 results for messages from Mindcrime (Gorey)
>>9526709
>>9526733
>causing
see >>9526466
>false accusations
how?
>shilling
how?
>>9526750
Search Lady Bow you fucking mongoloid
>>9526750
>"join the discord"
>"join this shitty out-of-thread group that discourages actual thread contribution"
>not cancerous
So what meaningless thing are we complaining about today?
You troglodytes willl use any pretexts to cause shit I swear.
Fucking embarrassing.
>>9526764
I said check the discord, not join it.
>>9526757
>
>>9526768
I don't even know anymore.
>>9526783
If you're so certain the message exists find it before you start flinging shit in thread
Honestly anybody in the Discord is complete cancer and I have filtered every filterable person that I know is in the Discord. If you're in the Discord and I haven't filtered you yet please reply to this post and easily label your filenames so that I can filter you.
>>9526706
Oh, that is just preposterous. Surely...surely you've heard of Lady Bow. Right?
>>9526768
ERP in the HG thread
>>9526792
>flinging shit
lmao
>Asgore is a mod in discord these days
>>9526802
I'm only in the discord to see people's true faces come to light.
Who's to bet asgore deleted the message
Inkling might be the new Yin honestly, this OOC shitposting is almost exactly how Yin started
>>9526805
Lady...didn't you just hear the part where I said I never even heard of your species before?
Otherwise, oh, surely-
>The laid-back man strikes an over-the-top, arrogant tone to his voice.
You've heard of the great Warlord and tactician, Hanbei Takenaka?
>Tfw only on discord to talk to a few friends
>Tfw in no group
oh my god I'm ripping off the dead skin from my feet it feels so gooooood
IF Y'ALL DON'T CALM THE FUCK DOWN I'MMA GONNA PRESS THIS FUCKIN' BUTTON AND NUKE THIS THREAD
>>9526850
Anon don't do it.
>tfw was the one who suggested we make a Discord way back when
>tfw if I could take back any one sentence in my life it would be "why don't we have a Discord guys"
>Discord was a mistake 2017
>>9526811
Oh, okay, that's neat. Now why do we care? I gotta have a reason for bitching about something that doesn't matter.
>>9526833
>Lady Bow appears physically uncomfortable at someone else personally saying that they've never heard of her before.
I've not, but the more pressing matter is how there's a part of the Mushroom Kingdom that has not heard of me. I did not think that was possible!
>>9526850
If you're going to nuke this thread at least post tbof.
>>9526858
I'M GONNA DO IT
>>9526859
This is all your fucking fault, DDD.
We warned you.
Useless faggot.
>>9526850
> Presses the button
>>9526850
Khajiit is curious. What would happen if you pressed it?
>>9526850
Nuke the discord instead.
>>9526865
Because this is not the ERP thread. This is the shipping thread not the sex thread.
>>9526879
>implying DDD had anything to do with the conception of the Discord and doesn't just use it as constant shitposting grounds
>>9526670
>>9526907
It was missing the thrill.
And the ride.
Also the ultimate.
>>9526907
This avafag ruined Splatoon for me
>>9526896
Who the fuck was it then?
>>9526874
What in the heck is the Mushroom Kingdom? I come from the kingdom of Ignis, and this? This isn't any mushroom whatever, and it's sure not Ignis.
Just how lost are you, lady?
>>9526907
Huh,
>>9526739
I see, I see...
>Shimakaze (Male) decides not to pay Kumin for the use of her rear, and puts the wallet away. The boat instead pulls a phone out and writes down everything the girl says about the club.
Well...uh...my main issue is why do you need a club to sleep? You can do this just at home. U-Unless it's an innuendo then I don't get it...
>>9526885
Hey, you can't do that! THAT'S MY JOB!
>>9526887
EVERYTHING EXPLODES AND WE ALL DIE
>>9526890
>Nah. It'll kill itself eventually.
>Pus, I really don't wanna expose myself to such horrors
>>9526907
This is the kind of quality winscreens I enter games for.
>>9526927
>>9526922
>Now Lady Bow looks entirely distressed. She opens her mouth to speak, closes it again, and then finally finds her words.
What do you mean? This...this is obviously just a region of the Kingdom I haven't heard of yet...right? There is no way I've gone to an entirely new kingdom. I would have remembered that.