NEW HG THREAD Check it out with your host, Natsuki Subaru.

>>9518665
>check it

I would if you weren't one off.

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>>9518665
Everything looks good. Let's begin

>>9518665
NIGGER DICK

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>>9518665
Good name i got there.

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>>9518665
We are ready to roll, Mister.

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>>9518665
Get on with it.

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Okay, I think we've waited long enough. Commence sleepy time hosting!

>>9518685
Don't do that to me.

OCEAN MAN

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>>9518665
See ya at the finish line!

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>>9518750
>trouble always seems to follow around Kaiji

Canon.

>>9518756
What about land man? Or air man?

>>9518778
I CAN'T DEFEAT
AIR MAN

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>>9518722
Dontu worry. I'll fix it if you win.

Speaking of survival, please don't eat the yellow snow.

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>>9518750
That couldn't be closer to the truth.

Let's go team! I'll have your backs.

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>>9518665
>You are especially READY after just reading/watching page 1939 of your own webcomic. What an intense part that was, even if you had no part in it.
>You start freaking out a bit at the whole "meta" thing once again, so you shake the thoughts out of your head.

>>9518750
>You proceed to tell the bowling ball about all the power of camaraderie and being there for his fellow man (bowling ball).
>No matter what you say, though, it still has the same stupid "shocked" expression.
>This is probably the same expression of anyone watching you converse with a chunk of ceramic.

>>9518794
>You get the eerie sensation that more than just your impending death is creeping up on you.

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>>9518794
It isn't worth the trouble or guilt of killing the pack. If they want the camp, they can have it

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>>9518794
Well this is a fine pickle I've gotten myself into.

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Uguu..

>tfw sick af
Who else /contemplatingdeath/ here?

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>>9518821
>You think this may be karma for just not referring to that specific page as "the end of Act 4."
>Even more mental metaphysical discussion is a great thing to think about as you die.

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>>9518794
I suppose it was high time I left for now anyways.
Thank you sir.

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>>9518836
Always.

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>>9518836
>comes back to France
>32°C
>catches a cold
Here I am

>>9518836
see
>>9518857
for my answer

>>9518836
Just seems like a normal summer.

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O-Only half? But that's...only half!

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>>9518750
I may have recorded a few hobo fights out here. I mean, what?

>>9518794
Human testing of my latest drug is a go.
>Krieger settles in and watches from afar to watch how they react to the drugged food.

>>9518821
Ow- hey, stop! Let me go! It was... Just a joke.

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>>9518877
>the hunter ignores the spirits of the dead, cursing under his breath

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>>9518877
Whaaatt? Is tha aa... aa.... zzzzzz

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Sonicfox and Kindred Knight need to die.

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>>9518857
Jesus christ, this has to be the third worst date I've ever been on!

>>9518877
I don't like the look of this situation of got myself into.

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>>9518905
Taking his life wouldn't accomplish anything. A warning would suffice

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>>9518905
Let's go out of here, Mr.Krieger. I don't think we can sleep here with those wolves around. They don't look pretty happy either.

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Sorry about what happened Ash. Sure does BITE, doesn't it?

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>>9518950
Comfy. Sleeping during the night with a cozy light... All I want is peace and quiet.

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But...you're as hard as a rock...

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>>9518950
That's not funny Suby.

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>>9518877
Please. My porn has scarier things than your stories. That reminds me.

>>9518905
>>9518939
But I need one for my experiments! Do you have any idea how awesome an augmented wolf would be?!

>>9518950
That's not good. I better find some more firewood before I start to freeze.

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>>9518976
I wonder why she's always sending me outside. Is it because she wants me to die first? Uhmm... Maybe I should find another cave to sleep in.

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That's kind of rude. All she wanted to do was sleep.

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>>9518976
I can kinda play YYZ.

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>>9519012
This is terrible. I can't believe I allowed this to happen

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>>9519012
Hello guys, what are you doing here? W-w-why are you walking solwly with knifes in your hands? U-uhh...
>She's slaughtered after returning with some firewood to sleep with a cozy light.

>>9519004
But do you see their teeth, Krieger? They must have a pretty good dentist. And their saliva! Woooo. They don't look happy. Life is more valuable than augmented wolves.

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Have a recreation day. You guys deserve it.

>>9518836
like a week ago

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I feel like most of you guys have been screwed out of a victory. Oh well! One day you'll get one, Frog.

>>9519065
A program cooks better than Lana's mom lol.

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>>9519101
I used to be better at this... maybe the mistake was a fluke

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>>9519045
The only thing that matters is scirnce! And... Selling cyborg wolves to fund my private experiments involving questionable things.

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I didn't realize XP was THAT good.

But who cares about that! We're down to our final two! Don't you feel happy about that?

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>>9519101
I recall this being the second time I've been thrown down a pit and killed by ants.

>>9519118
Well yeah, it's XP. What did you expect? Windows 98?

>>9519118
Kindred Hunter's got this shit!

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>>9519118
I never realized how beautiful the night sky can be

>>9519129
>not Windows ME

>>9519137
It hasn't bluescreened yet, so it can't be ME.

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>>9519122
I'll get someone in HR to look into that. In the mean time you should build up an immunity.

>>9519129
OBVIOUSLY SHE ISN'T AS STRONG AS WE THINK SHE IS

>>9519133
HE DOES!

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>>9519199
FUCK I MESSED UP

>>9519204
IMMERSION FUCKING SHATTERED

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>>9519204

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I-I can't believe I messed up like that...I feel like a failure.

H-Here's your placements...

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>>9519199
That's it? What happened to the XP girl?

>congrats, and thanks for the game.

>>9519204
RIGGED

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>>9519199
>>9519217
Well, thank you for hosting. But try to actually kiss me and I'll punch you square in the face

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>>9519199
>>9519217
>Despite the host's rather embarrassing blunder, you still thank him, and congratulate the winner.

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>>9519206
>>9519211
>>9519218
>>9519227
Yo-you guys have to finish me off. I can't stand this embarrassment. It's hurting too much.

>>9519219
I-I would never in my life do that!

>>9519226
Be glad I was caught off guard by my mistake, or else I would have.

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>>9519217
Terrible performance Suby.

Thanks anyways

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>>9519199
>>9519204
>>9519217
How unfortunate. Right when I was so close, thank you for the game.
Make sure to turn off all devices before going to bed.

>>9519261
>leaves his desktop on for months at a time.

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>>9519260
I'm not sure who you are, but thanks, I guess.

>>9519261
>turns her off
I'll make it up to you somehow.

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>>9519218
>>9519227
Thank you for your congratulations

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>>9519204
Blah blah, congratulations, blah blah.

>>9519217
Oof, 17th place. Not to fun back here.
Thanks for hosting regardless.

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>>9519278
Really? We talked yesterday!

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>>9519275
>his legs are like a lizards body

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>>9519271
>>9519278
>Windows powering down....

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>>9519295
Blah blah blah I'm sorry.

>>9519310
I wasn't in this place yesterday. I was at home playing games all night long. You don't even look like the person I was dreaming about either, so that's a double strike against you.

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>>9519340
I know what you're trying to do and it's not working!

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>>9519358
I have no idea what you're talking about. Why would I not want to remember a certain someone unless they were horrible? I'm not that cruel of a person. I haven't seen you or any of these people here before in my life.

>>9519390
Subaru where is that hand of yours going?

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>tfw you want to make a faction game but you aren't sure if people would be interested but you also don't want to reveal it

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>>9519417
Oh hey, look at the time. I must get going. The thing I needed to do needs to get done! Bye!

>>9519427
You had posted this before, but I might as well reply since I thought it over
What kind of factions are there? Hero, villain, neutral?

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So should i just start up a game, or do we want to be a happy little conversation thread for a bit?

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>>9519455
If you'd rather be a failure as the host of your show and let the audience do the talking, then I guess you don't really have to anything in particular.

If you are willing to, then that would be nice.

>>9519453
Basically yeah. Though there'd be more than one hero and villain faction. And more than one neutral faction. There would also be specific classes, though, I'm not sure how that would work other than cosmetic. Hopefully that doesn't reveal anything.

>>9519466
>kissu

>>9519429
UNBLOCK ME RIGHT NOW SO I CAN SO I CAN APPRICIATE YOUR FRUENDSHIP YOU FUCKER

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>>9519466
Well now i have to since you insulted my show.

Gimme 24 guests for another Eric game.

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>>9519505
This Guy

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>>9519505
TETSUTETSU TETSUTETSU

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>>9519505
C.C.

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>>9519505
Kosaku Kawajiri

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>>9519505
Mayor of Cantown

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>>9519505
Senshougahara

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>>9519505
Admiral Ackbar

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>>9519505
Azrael

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>>9519505
Ryoma Hoshi

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>>9519505
Maria and Harusame

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>>9519505
Meemaw

>>9519495
You're giving us too much credit, we won't be able to deduce the theme from like two pieces of information
How would a faction "win"? Some people will be interested overtime, but rushing in without thinking is very risky

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>>9519505
Windows XP-tan

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>>9519505
Acerola

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>>9519497
>C.C. presses the back of her hand against it

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>>9519505
Miku's ass

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>>9519505
Tohru

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>>9519505
Cream

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>>9519505
Dr. Krieger

>>9519543
I guess in this case; death cont?
Not ultimately sure what the Factions would win, possibly sets of "land" like Yukine's games. Each game ultimately being a war for the ownership of that "land."

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>>9519505
Sad Breadstick

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>>9519505
Furry porn

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>>9519505
Priscilla

>>9519572
>Fills her full of eggs

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>>9519505
John Matrix

>>9519564
I see, so it would be somewhat like a Risk-type game depending on how many kills you get. It could be original depending on how you spin it
What is the "goal" for your faction games? Do you just get as much land as you can?

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>>9519581
Did someone ask for an egg?!

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>>9519505
Solaire of Astora

>>9519592
Total domination. Though, I could set up another way of winning, in which kills would give a set amount of points, and getting a lot of them would win the game by total destruction. Though, in case that number goes up, there could be a battle where a faction could destroy that item if need be

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>>9519505
Elizabeth Bathory

>>9519614
In case a faction gets to that number too quickly, I mean.
I'm tired.

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>>9519505
Suicide Baby

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>>9519505
Nigga Moon

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Holy shit did you guys know Vin Diesel was the voice of the iron giant?

Oh also i could bump it if you fine fella's want

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>>9519650
I'M READY TO WIN.

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>>9519650
Looks just fine, host!
May the Force be with you all.

>>9519614
>>9519624
It sounds like a good plan to me. You should consider going through with it, but set some rules so no one accuses you of being a rigger
Shit man I'm too tired to be giving you advice, I'm really sorry but I wish you the best with your concept

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>>9519650
Hurry up, I'd like to eat breakfast as soon as possible.

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>>9519581
D-damn it anon, look what you did...

>>9519662
Of course, this is very much still in concept. I'm sure to set up some rules as time goes on..Thanks, anon.

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Alright, alright, i'm going.
I hope you guy's like hotel's.


>>9519673
Stop it, we can't show that on this network

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>>9519683
HEY, THIS REMINDS ME OF THAT ONE SONG ABOUT THE GUY WHO FINDS THE HOTEL ON THE DARK DESERT HIGHWAY. HOW'D THAT GO AGAIN?

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>>9519683
Holy shit it's 4 am already.

>>9519509
>this cocksucker

FTFY

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>>9519650
>You are READY. Third time's the charm, perhaps?

>>9519702
>You urge the two succubi to go investigate. Maybe it's friends of theirs?
>Oh Jesus Christ if you get any more succubi around here it's gonna turn into a harem.

>>9519709
Generic Harem anime but the Can Mayor is the protagonist

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>>9519702
My D button is starting to break, ah fuck.

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>>9519708
Get lost in a forest with me

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>>9519702
MY STRONGEST OPPONENT YET.. I DON'T THINK ANYONE I KNOW HAS THE STRENGTH TO TAKE DOWN THIS MONSTER. THIS IS WHERE I'M GONNA DIE.. HAHAH.. WHO WOULD'VE EXPECTED THIS FROM AN OLD LADY..? GRANDMA, YOU HAVE MY RESPECT, BUT I'M GOING DOWN FIGHTING!
SEE YOU IN HELL!

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>>9519505
THECRIMSON DEMON

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>>9519683
I must stay vigilant! Who knows what this arena may have in store?
>>9519702
Hmm.... So very peculiar.
I have a bad feeling about this...

>>9519726
Too slow.

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>>9519726
>>9519722
GIVE HER MY SPOT, SINCE I'M ALREADY DEAD.

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>>9519722
Oh jeez it's night 1 in haunted hotel land

>>9519726
You're a bit late there pal

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>>9519702
Well that's not good.

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>>9519683
>Azrael goes to open the door to his room, as he does his strength causes it to fly off it's hinges.
>>9519702
>He throws himself down onto the mattress, the force causing the entire bed frame to break.
This isn't as comfortable as that man said it would be.
>>9519744
.... I've been in this room for so long already! When can I leave and consume some of these morsels?!

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>>9519744
This must be the work of a sith! I'm sure of it! But I will not be frightened by their trickery!

im gay

>KK

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>>9519744
>Third time is NEVER the charm. Who are you trying to fool?

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>>9519744
Damn it! Someone help hold her down!

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>>9519744
Day 2

What kind of hotel just let's people walk up into the attic like that?


I'm sure there's a joke to be made about that last event.

>>9519761
Cool

>>9519738
>>9519743
>>9519744
I-I'll just go back to sleep

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>>9519709

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>>9519786
WHAT'D I DO?

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>>9519784
Death, death, a healthy breakfast, and more death.

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>>9519784
I'm not crazy, I assure you! I know I heard someone crying in the other room!

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>>9519784
>Azrael is just staring out of a window at this point, his eyes locking onto anybody that walks past, like a predator watching it's prey.

>>9519793
Star Wars memes are always nice

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>>9519683
Sorry Mister Host, I'll keep it PG from here on out!
...
Okay, maybe 14+ if we sneak in some fog to cover the private bits...
>>9519784
I hope you know what this means, right~?
...It means I call dibs on the foot of the bed! A dogs dream!

>>9519812
I will try to make more

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>>9519804
Shoop dee boop it's night 2.

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>>9519826
That could have gone better. But I tried by hardest, and now I will be certain to avoid any crazy children.

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>>9519826
>Azrael stares down at the sink for a moment before slamming a fist down on it completely shattering the sink, a section of wall, and a part of the floor.
This arena fighting better start soon.

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>>9519826
Day 3

I don't like the fact that a child is stuck in a room with a naked animal person, seems a bit fucked up.

What did i say about going in the attic? I told you people you shouldn't just wander around this place, it's filled with raccoons.

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>>9519867
Blrgh

>>9519819
I want you to fuck me FP. FUCK ME!

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>>9519867
She didn't even want to fight? I came all the way here for nothing?! This is really getting to me now.

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>>9519877
Remember when people could say "what the hell" in a kids movie and it still would be a PG film? When did movie people start being a bunch of pussies? Also night 3.

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>>9519908
Hey look a feast.

>>9519825
assgore as anakin killing the newfags as younglings

>>9519908
You can do that. You're allowed up to 3 "hell"s or "damn"s in a PG movie

>>9519908
Hell, I remember watching a pg rated movie that had a two minute scene with a hot indian woman topless on a boat.

>>9519935
Peter Pan?

>>9519825
Something with either Hoshi or DDD

>>9519941
No. Colonial times. Can't remember the name of it.

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>>9519880
Woah, hold on there anon...
We can't do that type of thing in HG. Do you know what would happen if we did that here?
...
Well, I dont, but still I'd rather not find out the consequences!

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>>9519908
>>9519926
If I get to the end of this without being able to consume at least one person I'm going to bring this hotel down.

>>9519927
I think that's actually already been done before, but I don't have the pic on me

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>>9519935
This will be the only time that I can correctly use this gif.

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>>9519926
Day 4 an such.

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>>9520009
Fuck, i had money on the breadstick.

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>>9520009
>Azrael tosses the cigarette away, but give the staff member a 'tap' on the back.
Yeah, sure thing.

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>>9520034
Oh wait a minute!

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>>9520062
And we have our winner of the tenth not at all annual Eric Andre games, Azrael!

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>>9520062
...
You goddamned snatcher! That was MY prey!
>Azrael punches at the door as hard as he can but nothing works.
I'd say this were hell if I believed I could die.

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I have brought pizza!

Free just eat pizza!

Just don't eat my piece!

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>>9520093
Congratulations to the mad dog, thank you for hosting for these miscreants during this hour as well.

>>9519952
dances with wolves?

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>>9520107

lemme smash

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>>9520093
I'm watching that episode of courage the cowardly dog with the space squids and it's making me cry.
Oh yeah, the placements.

>>9520112
Oh wait i know you, you're mellow mike! And you brought some energy pizza!

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>>9520140
Is the tournament guy still dead?

>>9519953
>Don't rape please
It's not even possible to rape you, horny big titties furry.

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>>9520093
>>9520140
>You congratulate the winner and thank the host.

Good night, HG. Have a great day tomorrow!

>>9519926
>>9520140
From the kills, you can tell that the one who killed Cream was Solaire. Interesting.

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>>9520093
I'd be excited about winning if I had to at least kill someone to get the victory. But no, I sat in a hotel room through most of it. Still.. Thank you, I'm not ungrateful.
>>9520119
That nickname spreads to even here. Good, let it.
>>9520131
>Azrael flicks the man's sentry.
>"Your sentry has been destroyed."

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>>9520093
>>9520140
Congratulations to the victor. You're an excellent fighter Azrael.
And thank you for allowing us to participate in your games, host

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>>9520170
How can you say I'm an excellent fighter? I didn't even get to fight!

HG, I need help. My fetish is lesbian ducks. I love watching ducks scissoring each other, but the issue is that they have to be real, 3D ducks. I've only been able to find two videos of this, and have masturbated to both of the videos countless times. I was wondering if any of you know of another, third or potentially even fourth video, or if you know of any duck owners in the Colorado area that I could go to and film my own amateur duck porn video. Thank you for any responses.

>>9520196
>3D
fucking dropped

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>>9520182
A great fighter needs to know how to survive in the most dangerous of situations as well as being a good fighter.

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Alright, thanks for participating in this game, i swear I'll make a code at some point. I'm gonna go take a shit and watch the iron giant now.

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>>9520166
Oh, It's a nickname of yours? I only saw you starting to foam at the mouth for not getting a chance to fight, and you happen to be a mutt.

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>>9520209
Dangerous situations? We were just in a hotel. If that's really what passes for dangerous around here then I don't think I'll find any fun here.
>>9520230
Even knowing that you choose to insult me? Maybe this won't have been a waste of my time if you think you can satisfy this hunger of mine.

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Ah fuck there's a skunk on the front porch

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>>9520163
She did not praise the sun.

>>9520271
You found dinner!

>>9520271
It's just someone smoking weed.

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>>9520260
Appearances can be deceiving, Mr. Azrael.
A great fighter should also stay on their guard at all times. Being unprepared, or even ambushed, can happen even to the best of us.

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>>9520292
Ambushes don't work to well against me, especially since that makes the people doing the ambush think they've already won. The looks on their faces as I turn around and kill them is priceless.

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>>9520260
Maybe you should get your eyes checked, or cut back on those tree trunks you call legs so you can actually catch someone.

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>>9520313
I wouldn't suggest getting too cocky. That leads to a disastrous defeat.
Like my father used to say to me; "There will always be a better man than you. You're job is to overcome that man against all odds."
That's how I became the man I am today. Crawling my up the ranks till I became one of the sole Admirals of the Republic's Star fleet.

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>>9519927
>>9519961

>>9520279
Have you actually tried skunk meat anon?

>>9520353
No.

>>9520350
Not that good imo.

>>9520359
It can be pretty delicious

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>>9520325
So you'd just run if I tried to fight you? I didn't realize foxes were such pussies.
If you're not going to fight I don't want to waste anymore of my time with you, I still need to eat.
>>9520346
I've searched all my life for this "better man." I haven't found him. Though, that saying isn't really for people who are at the top of the food chain.

>>9520364
Nice. Is it tender?

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>>9520196
I made something

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9when your dragon loli is grown up and completed college in San Fransisco

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>>9520367
I'm not a fox, Mr. Mutt. Besides if you chased me you'd only fall into my own trap. If you were going to eat, shouldn't you have actually fought someone during that game to steal their food?

>>9520372
Fuckin kek

>>9520383
Was my first edit tb.h.

>>9520393
Not bad. Not bad at all.

>>9520362
I know
I will make more , suggest me scenes and I'll make them when I wake up

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lmao

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>>9520367
I wish some of us where that fortune.
Well, I must be off, I have important duties to attend to.
Farewell, and may the Force be with you.

>>9520406
The fuck did I just watch?

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No games and I can barely stay awakeee....
...Time to sleep, HG. See you tomorrow.
>Says the girl as she lays down on the cold floor, tugging a blanket and resting her head on a pillow. She closes her eyes and instantly falls into a deep sleep. The dreams are not very good. They involve the golems from the last game, how hard she was working to have a cozy flame and then how she got backstabbed. More like nightmares.

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>>9520382
>Azrael just leans down and instead of picking up a rock he just scoops out a handful of ground from the earth. He brings his other hand to the earth filled one and presses them together, crushing the lump of earth into a dense ball.
I won't need to chase you if I can throw far enough.
>>9520412
Yeah whatever, have a good life.
... What the hell's the force?

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>>9520404
Danke

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>>9520415
Signs doing sign things

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>>9520424
That's implying that little ball of dirt there can even catch me.
>She holds her feathers up smiling
Besides, I'm sure these will hurt you just as much if that did hit me.

who's the oldest with Ultron gone?

Test

>>9520442
Ramsay

>>9520442
We don't know many peoples' IRL ages here

>>9520451
isn't he like, 37?

>>9520462
Yeah, he's basically on his death bed

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>>9520440
You're talking with so much confidence that it's almost going to make me sad when you disappoint me.
>Azrael rears his arm back, clearly getting ready to throw the earth ball, it seems he's not going to throw it yet.
So what do you say to a fight?

>tfw sick

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>>9520481
Outside the arena? No.
>She straightens her back, shooting him a glare
Is the mutt scared that he can't actually fight inside?

Who was Ocelot insulting when he made his copypasta?

>>9520493
I think it was one of Vino's secret avas IIRC

>>9520493
Anime girls

>>9520487
me too, tried 3 different types of medication and shit hasn't worked

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>>9520487
me too

>>9520493
Post it, I don't even remember what it was

>>9520496
Which one, if I may ask?

>>9520500
He was supporting anime girls

>>9520503
>>9520502
>>9520487
Same.

>>9520507
Lorem I think, but I don't remember exactly what the copypasta was, I just remember it was targetted towards Vino or Ocelot was arguing with Vino when he made that post

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>>9520505
I'm sorry but who the fuck are you? Are you aware that literally whos don't have the right to open their fucking mouth? If you want any (You)s or attention play a anime girl and shut the fuck up.

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>>9520488
>Azrael let's out a disappointed sigh and throws the chunk of earth right back into the ground, it buries itself deep into the earth and from where she's standing she can't see just how deep it goes.
I'm not telling someone like you why, that would be like playing with one's food.

>>9520517
Oh it might've been when he was playing Dharc and CJing with Aussa then. Not sure. I just remember it was targetted at Vino

>>9520487
>tfw almost got over it
Last week was so shitty

>>9520524
>>9520516
I'll just use a picture of Vino, thank you

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>>9520519
So the little dog is going to throw a fit. That'll only make beating you in the arena more fun. Besides, you've already shown you've got a crazy amount of strength, and confidence that you could have thrown that chunk of dirt like a solid rock. I know what to look out for.

>>9520529
Kek you're making something with it? Nice, we could use more Ocelot shitposts

>>9520519
Gee Azrael, you get two belts?

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>>9520487
>tfw got bacne

>>9520535
Yeah, I'm busy but I'll have something in an hour

>>9520535
Why? Asking out of curiosity.

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>>9520534
You call me the mutt but you don't even take the time to think about why I asked instead of taking the first shot. It's not because I'm a gentleman and you're definitely not a lady.

>>9520543
If you've been here for anywhere more than a year you'd know why people dislike Ocelot, he's like Yukine but worse and less often

Kuga is Kaneki, right?

>>9520558
Yes

>>9520550
Oh, I thought maybe he did something recent to warrent more shitposting.

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>>9520548
>Her eyes light up with determination
A man of your stature with a blood lust in your eyes like that. No your far from a gentleman. I wouldn't let someone like you stop me though. So, your fine to try and take a blow at me during the arena.

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Hey anon, any fire types around lately?

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>>9520570
NOTHING BUT STEEL TYPE HERE.

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>>9520538
Is there a limit on belts? Will a police force try to take me out? I'll wear more belts.
>>9520567
Don't cry later when you're in a heap on the floor with all your limbs broken, that tends to happen to people who spit their worthless confidence at me.

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>>9520570
Yeah ur really hot

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>>9520581
Fire melts steel you know
>>9520590
B-besides me trappy.

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>>9520587
Don't come crying to me then when I force feed you your hands in the arena before returning you to this pitiful state.

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>>9520570
Does my guest count?

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>>9520599
YOU CAN'T KILL A LEVEL 100 STEEL TYPE WITH A LEVEL 10 FIRE TYPE, DUH.

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>>9520570
Not that I'm aware of.

>>9520613
You can kill almost everything with FEAR Rattata

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>>9520601
Cry?
>Azrael looks a tad bit amused by that.
If anything if I found someone who could actually put up a fight they'd be tears of joy! But that would be getting my hopes up.

>>9520613
>spam evasion boosts
>inflict a burn
>pray to RNG and wait

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>>9520599
Well there's this hot... other girl, but she's more of an electric type.

>>9520503
I've got one for you

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>>9520626
Then I hope your ready to cry the next time we're in the arena and face each other. I wonder, starting with the Achilles would it be more fun to severe the jugular first, then try and shove your palms through the opening, or dislocating the hinges in your jaw and then forcing them down through your throat.
>She laughs before returning to her scowl
All for another time I suppose.

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>>9520621
>>9520631
OKAY, BUT YOU CAN DO ANYTHING IN A VIDEO GAME, THAT DOESN'T COUNT.

>>9520658
This guy would be cute if it wasn't for those damn eyelashes.

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>>9520606
Sort of.. I meant monsters but thanks for the warmth!
>>9520613
I'm not level 10!
>>9520616
Ugh. I swear Aussa gets all the lucky ones.

>>9520613
Actually.....
Focus Band
Endeavor
Quick Attack

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>>9520656
All this talk is boring me, I don't think things are going anywhere else tonight. I'm going, stay alive long enough for me to beat that life out of you. Till next time.

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>>9520687
Tough words for a mutt who couldn't get a kill of his own. Until next time, and I'll make you drink your own tears.

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>>9520664
WHAT'S THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN?

>>9520666
YEAH, YOU ARE, I CAN TELL. YOU'VE GOT NO MUSCLE. IT'S LIKE YOU HAVEN'T LIFTED A FINGER FOR A DAY IN YOUR LIFE.

>>9520676
NERD.

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>>9520503

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>>9520710
NO DON'T
>>9520694
Muscle isn't everything!
>>9520640
Awww.

>>9520722
Fuck off Baron

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>>9520722
OF COURSE IT IS. IF YOU DON'T HAVE ANY MUSCLE ON YOU, HOW'RE YOU SUPPOSED TO OPEN JARS AND THINGS? YOU COULD BURN OFF THE LID, BUT THEN YOU'D HAVE TO KEEP BUYING NEW LIDS, AND THAT'S STUPID. YOU'RE STUPID.

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>>9520722
Here!
>gives a burning sparkler

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>>9520722
What? You said you wanted to see some monsters didn't you?

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Who are the confirmed Eurofags of HG?