JOI/JOE Thread #37! (Jerk Off Instructions, Encouragement, A

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>>9496432
Finally found some summer work, so I'll be less distracted now if you can believe that. I spent too much time worrying and browsing for jobs that it cut into my casual writing time.

So, yeah, I'm pretty ecstatic. Captions are already flowing in too (many from the writer formally known as editor-chan).

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>>9496551

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>>9496561

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>>9496575

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>>9496608

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>>9496619

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>>9496636

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>>9496651

Anyone got some female perspective/lesbian ones?

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>>9496575
we definitely need more like these

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Something with this pls

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you walk in on a futa trying to get a lesbian into cock for a bet. futa figures you could help her out by working the girls mouth or waiting until futa is finished and take your turn. do a good job and help futa win bet, futa will be your girlfriend

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Requesting the Orc's and young man's interaction at the pitstop. The young man being bashful and amazed at the orcs body, and the orc enticing the young man to feel him up or more. a bit of musk mention and pec/gut worship would be great too.

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I'll request something with this
Racemixing, bathing in the cum of heathens, there's a bunch of possibilities.
Or whatever you guys want, this pic just stirred something in me

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repost from last thread:

Simple request, she sees you peeking at her big girl dick and notice you getting hard, encourages you to whip it out and jerk off to her hot almost-naked body, especially her big tits and include some naughty talk about her cute feet too

>>9497716
Seconding this!

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Requesting Jinx ordering the viewer to sound himself while he jerks off for her.

>>9497530
Got a source on the original image?

>>9497753
2nd

>>9497690
Those 2 are Panty and Stocking and they are sisters, moron

>>9500301
So?

>>9497753
Tempting... Maybe something to do with her "rewarding" you for your hospitality? Refugees welcome, indeed! Hah, maybe in a better dimension.

Great interracial (intercultural, interreligious?) potential, and it demands something heavy and naughty too. Though I'll probably think up a scenario to go with it so it isn't just "white cock breeds muslima."

Definitely stirs something in me too. D-D-Deus Vult?

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Requesting Nazi Marian telling the filthy human viewer to cum on her superior boobs please

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I'm not sure if anyone of the people saw this, since the thread was closed shortly after. But i was wondering if anyone doing captions could do this Jenny picture here, where she is showing off her new upgrades and wants the viewer to molest her breasts and cum on her.

>>9500802
Don't worry, I often go through the older threads, especially the previous ones, when I comb through ideas. I imagine many others do too.

And unf, love me some robot tiddies.

>>9500749
I do like my uniformed tiddies

>>9500749
>Oh, come on; no need to act shy. I seen you watching in awe the second you stepped in.
>You like my body? My nice, soft, black clothed body? Oh, do you like my perky, plump breasts?
>Ah, good; admit your desire for me, and we shall welcome you with open arms...
>Oh, already allowing me to titfuck your big, tasty cock? What a good boy you are~!
>Mmmhm...Now anon, seeing how we managed to get so far with the takeover of Europe, I figured you will much prefer being alive than dead now...
>Ah, that's it; allow me to arouse your cock...
>Thinking about it, you are all alone here, just begging for someone to help you survive...and here we are; Nazis, ready to adopt you and doctrine you to the superior race...
>Oh, am I doing a goob job titfucking you? I take it by your silly grin that I am~
>Ah...Just think about it, no Muslims trying to bomb us, no black people trying to chuck people, no gays ruining society...
>Just Adolph Hitler and his master race...
>Mmmhm...and me, pleasuring your cock.
>Surrender to Hitler; free yourself of the boring shackles of morality! Cum all over my beautiful tits! I don't care if you mess my uniform up, I want to service you and our glorious Futher!
>C-cum! Cum for me, peasant! Give in to the superior group!
>H-HEIL HITLER! HEIL HITLER!

(Sorry if it's shit; just wanted to try it...)

>>9501141
That's amazing exactly what I was hoping for someone please use this

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You have been adopted by a dark elf woman and she intends on spoiling you and lavishing you with affection. She does have a particular "itch" and would be very happy with you if you help her

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Requesting a caption based on this pic. Wonder how a girl would feel being trapped in a full Nelson position, her undies out to the world and delicious legs open for fun caressing.

Perhaps a few watchers can come and touch her as she struggles, particularly her leg, midriff, thighs and panties, making her squirm and struggle...

Girl's name is Blizzaria if I remember

>>9497530
>implying some chubby cunt with an arm's length peasant tool is gonna get the drop on me
YOU'RE HUGE, THAT MEANS YOU HAVE HUGE GUTS

>>9497753
if it isn't anti islamic motivated than i ain't interested

>>9500534
Deus Vult!

>>9497753
I just find the whole concept with the crusader one funny to read. I hope this one will turn out as good

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I really like the impregnation stuff

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Any chance I could get something for Susan?

>>9504003
God I love Outta Sync's stuff

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>>9502036
>beastiality
Absolutely abhorrent.

>>9504455
Jamie you sisterfucking cunt.

>>9503984
This so much.

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Ruby rose ass stuff? work your magic

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Re-requesting from the previous thread
Some /SS/ with incest

Your Big sister cosplays as Satsuki for a convention
She's showing it off for you before going and notices that you really like it..a little bit too much in fact as she sees the swelling in your pants.
There's still some time before the convention so she decides to have some fun with you.
She sits down on the bed and removes her panties and wants you to take out your virgin shota cock and fuck her anal only.
Also while fucking her tight asshole she instructs you to finger her wet pussy.
And she calls you a very lewd boy for getting so aroused by your own sister.

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>>9506355
FUCKING THIS.

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can you do one with maru from stardew valley with the theme being that the protagonist has reached a full friendship and gave her all her favourite gifts so now shes going to let you jerk off to her tits and teases by saying how good it will feel to fuck her breasts?

this goes back to when these threads were on /d/, but does anyone have the one with a blindfolded Chie?

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I'm gonna keep posting this until someone does something with it.

>>9506489
>Joibooru

>>9506746
bumping for shota stuff.

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Req.
Aquamarine being a smug/sassy bitch while riding/rapeing Steven
On orders from blue Diamond to get knocked up because she wants more Gem/human hybrids
to dick around with
>she quotes how steven face looks distraught a mix of fear,disgust and pleasure she loves every minute of it

>>9506904
it's not on there smartass

>>9507695
Well shit yeah it isnt, my bad.

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>>9496651
Posting the request for gay anon from last thread. Sorry it took a while busy with work stuff then got distracted by the vidya. Let me know if this one is better or what I can improve on for next time.

>>9503984
While I like that I don't think the writer understood anything about who and what Garnet is.

>>9507845
No worries on it taking so long. It's good.

Only real issue was it got confusing at the part where the lion mentions sitting in his lap but it goes to anon fucking his ass from there. Other than that it seems fine!

>>9509156
Thanks i'm still trying to improve. I'm down for another if you have a suggestion.

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>>9509478
I wouldn't mind giving another suggestion. Kind of interested in another sauna one.

Bashful tiger hunk joins you in the sauna. He's super friendly and enjoys your company, oblivious to the erection under his towel sitting with you in the heat. Once he notices what you're eyeing he gets really apologetic but quick to ask if you want to fool around seeing as you're interested in what he's got.

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>>9510082
Nice suggestion ill start working on it after this Overwatch game. I'm starting to notice a trend with you and hunky lions/tigers. Luckily big cats are top tier in my opinion. Also were you thinking oral or anal here, and would it be giving or receiving from the anon POV.

>>9511073
Yeah, I do really like big cats a lot... they're my favorite. Glad you like them too.

As for the scenario I suppose having anon receiving would be good for a change, perhaps starting with giving the tiger some oral and then moving on to anal, straddled on the tiger's lap.

>>9511299
Nice, your set-ups are always really hot.
One last question though, length wise should I be writing more on these or shorten it down a little.

>>9511495
That makes me happy to hear!

For the length I think you're fine, unless you feel making them a little longer would help (usually the longer ones have more room to pad things out or fit more in if you like adding details).

As long as things don't feel rushed or out of place you're good. So far you're improving well!

>tfw made so many requests last thread just can't be bothered to copy paste them all
>no deliveries in weeks

>>9506355
Seconded. Great taste, anon!

>>9506377
Agreed!

>>9507660
I'll second

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re-post

>>9514717
Working on this now.

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>>9514717
Had to make a tiny edit, but here it is.
Let me know what you think.

>>9497793
do want

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Last one for me for tonight.

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Would anyone be up to captions for this? Prostitution but it turns to desire?

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>>9516663
I'm a fucking liar, hiss and boo at me.

Feedback, as always, is highly encouraged and appreciated.

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>>9516663
>Shorks

Thank you

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Request. Doesnt matter what it says as long as it's sexy.

>>9506355
THIS! Someone please...

>>9518176
too dumb to give critique but i found it hot
thanks anon

>>9515721
Fuckin' hot. Good job on the dialogue and pacing.

>>9500749
>>9501141

Oh man I haven't laughed this hard in ages. Someone needs to make this so it can be spammed on /pol/

>>9502036
Resending request

>>9514717
>>9515721
Welp, that was a fast request...

i remember when these threads were on /aco/, and they had the named captions, but the captioners said there would be the generic ones on the booru.

what happened to those?

>>9496432
I really love this one.

>>9497716
No, that's disgusting, why would you want this?

>>9497921
Stop encouraging artists to draw gross shit like this.

>>9525833
>Stop liking things I don't like!

The peanut gallery is that way >>>/b/

>>9515721
<3 <3 <3

>>9525833
>that's disgusting
Further explanation required.

Let me guess, its objectively disgusting because you dont like it?

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>>9510082
Hey sorry for the delay on this one.
I've been busy again and I want to spend a little more time on this one. I should have it done tonight now that I actually have some time now.
In the mean time I quick made some fixes to the earlier request.

>>9528240
Wow I can hardly even type atm.
Ill finish up the req after some vidya.
Too much work shit frying my brain today.

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>Lt. M'Ress, reassigned after her first tour of duty on the Enterprise, now believes that it is the solemn duty of the communications officer to regularly fuck the captain's brains out.

>>9528240
>>9528385
Once again no worries man. Take your time.

Nice to see you touched up the last one too. Always good to go back and revise things if you feel they need fixing.

One note though: I'd double check some spelling and maybe change some periods to exclamation points or question marks to make some of the dialogue feel less flat in some areas. Hope that didn't come off as rude, just giving you a heads up for improvements (you're getting better with these by the way).

>>9528747
No all good man.
I wouldn't get any better if I didn't have your feedback.
I'm gonna try to actually have some polish on the one i'm finishing up now for once.
I will also have way more free time this weekend for any other new requests.

>>9529008
Sounds good! I'm glad to help out and see what you come up with.

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>>9496575
post captions where you cuck your dad

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>>9530456

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>>9530699

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>>9530849

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Holy shit stop

3DPD shit

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>>9530908
>>9530863
>>9530849
>>9530699
>>9530634
>>9530456
Nasty

Mods

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birthday present to a birthday boy on the discord

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Requesting something for this. Bonus points if you make her adorably bashful.

>>9534686
Oh god, this need a hotdogging caption cause of the GRIND!

I'll show myself out...

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Does anyone have the JOE version of this pic?

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Requesting Undyne and her shark sister getting super competitive about their sexual prowess and challenge each other to make the most boys cum.

>>9535518
It's on the booru

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>>9535518

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Splatoon!

Let me know what you think. Feedback is always nice. I think it's longer than it needs to be, but I'm not exactly sure either.

>>9535527
do this one, they have been posting for a few threads now.

>>9536261
And imma keep posting until my dream is realized>>9535677

>>9535677
The length feels right to me, but I can't stop thinking like the tongue is going over the textboxes.

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>>9535677
just came to this now, it's fucking awesome

>>9535677
more splatoon

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Your anthro stepsister wants to ride your dick so that the two of you can be 'just like Mom and Dad!'.

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>>9535677
Damn, fixed a small error "image" > "imagine".

>>9496432
"full disclosure"
Yo my dude i scream when i shoot

>>9539380
seconding

>>9539380
Do want.

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going to see the new alien movie with some friends later today, so in a mood for some xenomorph shit.

thinking that you get jumped and you get held down, forced to take in that puss. the reader receiving lots of scratching and violent shit would be nice, too.

More paragraphs

>>9541043
Disappointment

>>9534542
UNF! Anything Gems related is getting my load! Fantastic caption!

>>9535677
Normally I find animations distract from text but this was really awesome.

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Please for the love of god anything with this image!

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Can you do a shy teasing one for this, with wanting to be covered in cum

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>>9544841
Or this.... you come up with your idea.

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>>9534542
muh dick

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Anything with this picture would be fantastic

>>9539380
Yessss
>>9541043
Hooooot, dick is ready to breed

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DO WITH IT WHAT YOU WILL!

>>9534686
Look at that booty!

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>>9529256
Sorry that took forever. I had a headache so I didn't work on it for a while. Hope you like it! It might still need a little polish though.

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>>9534542
>>9534561

>>9546940
No problem man. As always take your time.

Not bad at all! It's nice seeing you do a longer one of these. Lots more to get into.

Wouldn't hurt to do some polish... some parts could trade the periods for question marks, like the last sentence in paragraph three and the sixth sentence in paragraph seven where the tiger suggests humping his chest.

Overall though I don't really see any other problems off the top of my head. You made the tiger guy's dialogue really cute! Once again thanks for doing these requests. You've been improving well since you started, plus seeing more gay stuff is always appreciated.

>>9548587
>>9546940
Glad you liked it!
I should have way more time to mess around with these now that it is a holiday weekend.
Should I fix this one up with some edits and fixes?
Or did you have another request you would like?

>>9548860
If you're comfortable doing some edits I wouldn't mind. Trying to think up something for the next request.

>>9548960
Sounds good ill make some fixes.
Just send the request over whenever you thought of a good one.

>>9549417
Alright. I'll try to find something good.

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>>9500749
>>9501141
Put this together because it's A+ material. added in a few details in the dialog as well

>>9551140
>oh your already allowing
>your

Among other things...

>>9551140
Thanks man you're amazing

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Requesting this vixen getting knocked up (preferably by someone w/ a large endowment) and describing both the changes from pregnancy and the huge family they'll have, if that's possible. Thanks in advance

>>9551463
Addendum: Mother/Son incest after the father leaves the picture. Add that onto the list.

>>9551463
>>9551503
Fuuuck, that's a good one. I think I'll take a look at that soon, prolly after putting out one or two more older requests like that Splatoon one.

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>>9551695
I've got a couple more that folks could make JOEs out of, like pic-related. Maybe something related to the gym? I'll post a few more for folks to use as they please.

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>>9551795
MILF-bird

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>>9551813
Someone could toy around with this. Perhaps a handjob from a chick with a new, deluxe prosthetic hand? Just suggestions, mind you

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>>9551831
Last one, orc MILF wanting to settle down with a cute human boy (of course, he'd need to be a pretty BIG boy to satisfy her)

>>9513749
it must suck my dude, same boat here

>>9551503
sigh

>>9551831
oh wow this is great. who is the artist?

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>>9551140
>mfw more nazi posting finally

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Some Ms. Fortune dicksucking please!

:3

>>9497753
bump for this gold waiting to happen

>>9554377
No clue, found it on one of the discords I frequent.

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>>9554377
>>9556194
anyways, have another thing to use- someone could make it be a JOE of a warrior woman using her assets when her swords fail

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Requesting a caption for this picture please

>>9556194
>>9556342
>>9554377
the artist is cakewasgood

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>>9557629
Thanks senpai

Have another from my folder

>>9554913
>you will never be dominated by a Nazi doberman.

Cut my life into pieces

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>>9497122
Thissssss. Make it so they're disgusted but are willing to cooperate to get you to cum faster. Work up from a handjob to them finally offering up their asses for your use to be rid of you.

>>9556685
Fucking seconding this.
Teemo is a sexy beast.

>>9558245
nice
do this shit

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>>9551813
This lit a fire in me, so I hope you like it as much as I liked writing it.

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>>9560252
Thanks man, I'll post a few more pictures to get people as inspired as you

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>>9560422

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>>9560434

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>>9560458

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>>9560473

>>9560458
Definitely gonna do something with this. Might be a little while though, I think I want to tackle around 4? 5? other images today.

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>>9560546
kinda wanna see this one end in the reader overpowering and hypnotizing the haughty sorceress and impregnating them in a show of dominance.

>>9560575
Aight, sounds good to me.

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>>9560604

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>>9560622
Last one for now- a witch testing her brew on someone, with unexpected(ly sexual) side effects?

>>9552028
yes! This Please!!

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Would love anything for Sidon showing off for the male MC as thanks for saving zora's domain (Maybe with a bit of fucking/blowjob action) Thank you~

>>9560252
fuck damn
thats hot
i need some more milf/ mature writting

>>9566294
Thank ya kindly.
I'm working on a little dump for later. Hopefully there'll be something you like it in.

there was a nidorina and mom/son one last thread
can someone post them?
mom/son one was the one where mom is found in the kitchen naked by her son

>>9568331
They're both on the booru...

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One request before I go to bed- you've just defeated this girl in combat in an arena, and the laws dictate that the two champions of the arena, male and female, must conceive offspring. Initially she's hesitant to accept but realizes that it can continue her legacy by making a strong bloodline.

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Since I'll probably be getting a 3 day ban on /co/ once toonami finishes, I'd like to request you "taking advantage" of a raccoon you found wondering your property.

>>9568359
Link?

>>9554913
>Nngh...good evening, new recruit. Ah...I can tell by that look of disbelief that you didn't expect this, right?
>Gah, fuck...Well, this is your goal; you need to get your cock to be as big as this dildo...
>Nnnngh...as you may be aware, we are about to go in heat soon, and you know what that means? Ah...
>It means, you going to have to impregnate us to give our Futher more troops to train...but believe me; we are a strong, proud race, and we only take big, thick cocks to fuck us!
>F-fucking hell...n-no! I'm not cumming already, you disgusting maggot!
>J-just go; special growth pills will be provided daily to help your penis grow...
>Hnnngh...If you succeed in getting a big enough cock and fucking us senseless, you will become our personal breeder...Ah, do you like that, you pervert?
>Should you fail, well, you will become, MY pet; ah...you like that to, don't you~? Fucking bastard...
>Well, the choice is yours; breed as many bitches as you want for Hitler's army...or give up to me, and be my pet...
>Oh, fuck...I know it fills you with so much pride to do the women of the Nazi Regime proud and breed them, but I have a better plan; giving every female there own personal male pet...no matter if the men want to surrender, or not...
>Oh, but if your cock is this hard, I think we'll fill up quickly, my pet~
>So, what will it be...good choice. Close the door my pet and take this used dildo out of me and lick it clean; I'm gonna be using your mouth from now on, and if your lucky, your hands to pleasure my breasts...
>Oh, good puppy, strip for your Nazi mistress and worship my heels, and if it all goes well, I'll be bearing your child by tonight for Hitler's greater good...
>...Well; enough gawking around! Get to work mutt! Lick my heels and clean my dildo off with your mouth! Show me how devoted you are to me!
>SIEG HAIL! May Hitler reign forever...and you serve me forever~

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>>9571223
>>9568331
Well, here's the Nidorina one. Might as well post it again since there's always newcomers to the thread. I remember that mom one, but I don't think I wrote it so it's not on hand.

>>9571223
The booru is up on the thread, or you can google Joi Booru and it's the first result

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>>9551140
anyone able to do something that's not pure comedy? laughing and trying to fap is a bad mix.

Think we're long overdue for some dog cunt superiority. Maybe erase the text and have her go on about cream filling a fortune cookie.

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still the best one

Give it a good old bump

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Didn't manage to hit my stretch goal, so you guys are gonna have to settle for just 6 captions from me today, counting this one: >>9560252
Also, one of the Pandas is rather experimental, so feedback is appreciated as always.

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This is a short but "tame" one I guess, compared to the previous...

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Here comes the gay...

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Maybe "normal" was a better descriptor for this: >>9574139
More "traditional"?

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Struggled at first, wondering if this properly matched the image...

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>Catching Up Edition 3: Return of the Captions
The captioners are alive as promised.

Lemme know what you think of these.

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tell me how much you love titanic tiger tits

Anyone got a captioned picture with nipple-penetration in it?

>>9574261
fuck, we need more skullgirls

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Could I request something milfy with this?

Are these really becoming that big of a deal? A whopping 1% of them read in-character at all.

>>9502036
Resending request again.

>>9574173
Came to this

Fuckin' nice job on this one

>>9574261
Dirty talk like this drives me crazy, good job whoever made this

Amy similar images anyone woukd reccomend? The lack of tags on the booru make searching difficult

Ones with a lot of instructions are great too.

>>9571245
Nice...

>>9574181
>>9574264
so fuckin A
awesome work man

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Trying again with this reverse-JOI idea. Though it would help to know the webcomic Sequential Art for the character.

>Scarlet's alone with anon on the sofa.
>Anon asks if she'd do some things for him.
>She's asked to lay back and spread her legs towards him. She's not sure why but is cool with it.
>Then she's asked to spread herself like in the pic. It's at that point she's notices him pulling his dick out to wank.
>The instructions go into her masturbating herself for him. Rubbing herself, inserting fingers in and she's struggling to concentrate as her pleasure builds. They cum together.
>Maybe some afterglow as she's catching her breath and seeing the mess they both made.

>>9571245
Nothing worse than hearing another mans name during sex

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>>9574264
>>9574261
>>9574249
>>9574181
>>9574173
>>9574154
>>9574139
>>9574124
Dear god, the mother of all dumps.

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>>9580813
Yep, thank you very much to the captioners!

Especially this >>9574154

>>9581031
>>9578579
>>9576710
Thank you very much, you humble me with your praise. I'll continue to write captions in future, so I'll be in your care.

I honestly don't have any ideas that haven't already been reposted to hell and back, so I'll just bump.

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How avant-garde/surrealistic can these requests get?

>>9584398
There's no real harm in re-posting requests. Me personally, I never know when something tickles my fancy. If you're worried, maybe just post links to the archive or something like that so we aren't burning image posts?

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sexy eyepatch kitty

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In honor of Splatoon 2 coming out in less than 2 months, I request this one

>>9584479
i mean no matter what you post on 4chan there will always be someone who will legit be into it, so i'd say pretty wild

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>>9589613
Also, how specific/broad is it usually better to request? Or does it not matter?

I don't have an exact idea of what I would want out of one, just that Nala was my furry awakening as a boy and the idea of some kind of trippy cathartic dream sex with her would be potentially amazing. Like where she's aware of the influence she's had on me and uses that in her dirty talk for example.

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>>9589504
Waiting for the part 2 of this

>>9590760
Oh shit, thanks for reminding me about that. Been so distracted with these new dumps that I forgot about some of these older ones I want to do.

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>>9590760
>It begins

I fucking love you captioners.
Have blown many a load to your works.

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Another 3DPD cap. I eat ass edition.

>>9508402
>I don't think the writer understood anything about who and what Garnet is.
I think that's the case for most of these.

I'm gonna start writing these things now. I didn't realize how big they really were.

I'll just need to learn how to put them on the pics.

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Motherfucker, two of my captions from tonight are too big to post. Gotta learn to downsize... Here's booru links instead I guess.

http://joi.booru.org/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=930

http://joi.booru.org/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=929

night bump

>>9590760
bruh the pre is dribbling just thinking about this one

>>9571245
Really hot concept but
>ass to mouth
Ew. Great apart from that.

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>>9597576
alternative

>>9597576
>>9597591
Christ I can hear the ludicrous amounts of brit bong speak in my head already

>>9598151
YOU WOT M8

too much reading

>>9556685
bump

>>9597576
maybe some ss with the kid from the first trailer as a reward for helping out fighting reaper and widowmaker
and give her a stupid brit bong voice too

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I think the eyes are just begging for a caption

>>9574277
I love them so much that my dick is aching for a JOE from them!

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Does /trash/ like foreplay?

>>9602064
I do, and this is good.

>>9602064
I suppose, but I LOVE smooching!

>>9575887
Rimming mommy?

>>9602064
This was really sweet, and I like how you managed to incorporate the sound effects, but the very last line confuses me. It's sort of squished, and all by itself like it doesn't belong... What gives?

>>9603590
I had to go to work and I wanted that last line to be smaller and also I had one hand on my junk so I just shrank it the lazy way

>>9602319
I thought joi threads were a little lacking in smooching for my taste

>>9606290
seconded.
voluptuous bear ladies are soon hot!

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>>9606527
*sooo hot

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Reposting Ventuswill anal, please

>>9602319 #
>>9603704 #
Speaking of smooching...

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something a little different, can you do something tit based for this, it's cassie from paladins btw so something cheerful and cocky for her. like a cheerleader.

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>>9608936

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>>9574264

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I'm thinking that you're on a date and Mei is texting you dirty pictures and encouraging to ditch your date/gf so you can come have some fun with her

Bumparooni before bed

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>>9608946

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Collabs with doggo coming right up!

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Yet another "collab."

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Solo work this time, a more dominant version of the dino caption from last night, upon request.

>>9581031
>tfw people saved your reaction image

>>9496432
https://discord.gg/7gZGk4F yiff discord

someone please write something to this pic
>>9606546
>momma bear seduces you
or something like that

>>9496432
itt people actually get off to cringe

>>9617399
And your post has me ROCK HARD

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>>9617399
>still using the word 'Cringe'

>>9614967
Unf~

>>9618172
Yes, it's still relevant, even if you pretend it isn't to justify jerking it to some of the worst written smut ever.

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I'd like to request some foot fetish incest stuff.

It's breakfast in the kitchen and your Japanese mom comes in wearing that sleazy dress.
She's very proud of you because you finished school with such good grades.
And thinks that you should be rewarded for all your hard work.
*starts to unbutton her dress revealing her plump breasts*
She says since you are more grown up now it's time she rewards you in more sexual ways
*Sits on the table takes of her socks and stars rubbing her feet on your crotch*
She informs you that she found the magazines in your room and that she saw that you only jerked off to the pictures of women's feet.
*she slides your pants down with her feet and starts giving you a footjob*
She specifically painted her nails and got a pedicure so you can enjoy her feet more.
She starts off slow but gets faster and faster.
She talks about how much she wants to make you feel good and that you should cum for mommies feet and cover them in semen.

morning bump

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After an absolutely fantastic victory over the enemy team with you putting in the most work, your teammate wants to give you the best "thank you" she can: Anal sex. Your "tank" will be empty

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>>9618500
>still using the word 'Relevant'

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>>9619337
>>9618500
>>9618172
>still using "words"

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>>9496432
could you please write something about a huge, voluptuous momma bear like >>9606546
or this pic seducing you. story idea might be found here: >>9564919 continue that story or write your own?
please?

>>9619616
>having opinions on things

>>9622088
>having thoughts

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This has caption potential beyond what's already there.

>>9622098
>existing

>>9614967
Futa is shit, where is the good version?

>>9619268
Unf

>>9622276
>Futa is shit

Why don't you take your shit taste and kill yourself with it

>>9622696
He is right you know.
I suggest you employ your own advice.

>>9622723
Nice samefag, try being less obvious next time, shit taste faggot

>>9622735
Suit yourself.
I don't have to further judge you since life itself has done more than enough already and will probably continue to do so.

>>9622769
KYS shit taste fag

Thread is basically doomed by now but in the future please

Don't respond to the shitposting

>>9622887
Yes, futafags should be ignored.

>>9622935
100%

>>9622887
Blame the guy trying to start shit, Agreed.

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>>9619268
>>9622291
better version <3

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>>9624012
more inkling

>>9606546
Maybe something with her inviting you over to her cave to hibernate with her, saying how by spring she will most likely get pregnant with your kid.

>>9625163
bump for this

>>9624650
>Didn't think this would hit the bump limit so fast. If we don't have a second thread, I'll put the other greentexts over in the writers thread.

>And if we do have a second bear thread, for the love of God don't call it general!

please write something related to >>9620750
>>9617320
>>9606546
>>9606290

thank you

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This is begging for more of a caption.

honk homk

new thread when

>>9622935
what are you, gay?

>>9627862
Soon, I'll set it up.

>>9628319
>>9628319
>>9628319
New thread, now directed by J. J. Abrams