HG BREAD
>>9496213
First for Memewatch is garbage
>>9496231
I just told you didn't I? You were here a few days ago, and now you're swearing up and down and talking like this is all new.
...Oh, and you were kinda pretty irritating back then, too.
>>9496255
Is heroes of the storm any good?
>>9496044 (Subaru)
Considering that whoever my partner ends up being is always up to the fight and attacks back, it really isn't that big of an issue. Nobody (theoretically) is supposed to get hurt, so it's all in good fun. Nothing some stranger like you needs to worry about.
>She smiles and pulls out her phone, glancing down at the time before acknowledging Subaru again.
Right. But I think he's calmed down by now and is off the murderous hotbed. I would *hope*, at least. It'd be a lot nicer if this was all like a video game though, and none of it was actually hurting anyone, like y'said. It would make me feel a lot less guilty about setting some guy on fire or whatever, then immediately seeing him reappear after the flames consume his whole body.
>>9496089 (Kaito)
Nah, I get that. Sometimes I just get lost in all the fantasy and folklore of those roleplaying games, that's all. But you could still be right, and there may or may not be some weird, all-knowing polydimensional being hiding among us. Anything's possible in a black hole like this place.
>>9496255
(you)
>>9496255
Fuck off Randy Pitchford.
>>9496273
>Heros
>Being any good
Sterling Archer reporting in.
>>9496249
I am still nostalgic of my mission. I wish it could have lasted longer
KONO DIO DAAAAAA
Someone host please, I don't want this thread to devolve into a shitpost one.
Hi!
>>9496304
Red Leader standing by.
>>9496304
Archer!
>>9496329
Then why don't YOU host?
>>9496276
Well, it's just because I have seen someone like that a long time ago when I first came here. I could describe him as anything less than a god with what I've seen him do.
>>9496324
How did things across the channel treat you? Sounds like it was a blast.
>>9496365
Maybe because he wants to participate in a game?
Gimme replies too and I won't shitpost you today.
>>9496304
Hey man, i hate having to ask this, but are you up for hosting? We've had like 3 or 4 games today, and i don't have my computer with me at the moment.
>>9496393
Reply
>>9496380
It took me some time to get used to this new culture and way of doing things but once I made new friends, everyday became the best day in my life. However, a mission can't last forever.
>>9496393
Hiya.
>>9496329
That reminds me that I was going to ask how to host
>>9496326
Okay? Most people speak English here.
>>9496346
Have you...maybe tried eating something? Anything?
>>9496404
>>9496413
Nice, carry on.
>>9496346
HELLO THERE! UM... HUMAN? ARE YOU A HUMAN? YOU LOOK A LITTLE... BONY! MWEH HEH HEH!
>>9496393
WHATEVER YOU SAY, HUMAN!
>>9496394
I second this suggestion.
Post what you're listening to
>>9496428
I don't need to eat. Only spread.
>>9496441
Like you're one to talk
>>9496360
Ah the lovely Suz, how are you doing this evening?
>>9496394
I suppose I could in a few minutes if no one else does.
>>9496443
I'm listening to the shitty commentary in WWE 2K17
>>9496405
Done, done. On to the next one. Got any idea where you're heading next?
>>9496443
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h_GRhikRAfw
>>9496443
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WpWvlnMqLXc
>>9496441
You get one too.
>>9496443
>Thesoundsofattentiondeprivedautistswhodesperatelydesireacknowledgementfortheirshittymusicpreferences.wav
>>9496213
Now do one of her as that hot panda lady.
>>9496443
https://youtu.be/3-iIuU0tE24
>>9496446
Oh. Oh great. You're some kinda living disease or something?
>>9496484
Ding ding ding
>>9496446
OH C'MON! THAT WAS A GOOD ONE AND YOU KNOW IT! THE MAGNIFICENT SANS HAS THE BEST JOKES AND PUNS!
>>9496461
In a couple of months, if everything goes right, I should do another mission abroad for 4 months. I will have to infiltrate a company and gain their trust to extract crucial information that will massively help the Mother Base's economy.
I just need to determine where I will settle, my first thought was Scandinavia
>>9496443
https://youtu.be/1iYTmBrbwdA
>>9496494
Wait there was a joke?
>>9496468
>judging other people for sharing music they like after literally begging for replies minutes ago
Shit bait, Hoshman. I thought you could do better.
>>9496443
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=36DCuT1KxM4
>>9496346
Heya Tricky
>>9496393
Here.
>>9496468
Suck my dick, you fucking cuck.
>>9496375
>Sorry, I was in the middle of writing a response and now I have to dip unexpectedly. I'll make it up to you sometime, cya.
>>9496525
Do I look like a clown to you?
>>9496443
https://youtu.be/XwqMKf7r7Xg
>>9496516
>Shit b8
>Reads entire thing and replies
Lmao, gotcha.
>>9496530
>Kissu
>>9496525
Oooh, mama you fucked up.
No but actually I'm rolling Dio this match.
>>9496535
>The Inkling nods, and points at the girl's green hair
>>9496531
It's fine I understand, have a nice night.
http://www.anondraw.com/#private_bzdxc
>>9496529
One for you.
>>9496509
UH.. YES? WHY DIDN'T YOU NOTICE? A SKELETON TELLING YOU ABOUT BONE JOKES, IT WAS OBVIOUS!
>>9496559
A man of taste, I see
>>9496492
Hey, got it in one. What the hell are you then? I've never seen anything like you gain sapience.
Quack
>what's up fuckers
>>9496600
I see Duck Nigger's in here for a rematch.
>>9496560
Well I'm not
That clown has red hair anyways
>>9496572
Calling someone bony isn't a joke.
>>9496585
I'm in a league of my own. Ain't nothing quite as deadly as me
I haven't hosted for a while, but I guess it's like driving a car.
Please give me 36 tributes.
>>9496652
Michael Mell
>>9496638
Humor me. Hell's the name?
>>9496652
Rika
>>9496652
Major Macron
>>9496652
Gascoigne
>>9496652
Tsubasa Hanekawa
>>9496498
All the way up there?
That's hostile territory. Bring a jacket.
>>9496453
>She bows out her hands in an obnoxious stretch, straining herself right down to her toes.
Nnngh-Me? Just peachy. Where ya been?
>>9496264
But I just woke up today! I don't understand how I could be here four days ago when this is the first memory I have of this place! I'm being honest when I say this is the first time I've met you and all the others in this place!
>>9496276
but...I did feel it, and if it hurt you you'd feel it too. Both emotionally and physically, don't you think?
>he mimics her, doing the same thing, except reminding himself that the only numbers he has in his phone are his parents and the pizza place
In my opinion, it's like one. I bet I have some super cool mage powers too!
>Subaru kneels down and "channels his energy" to shoot off at the girl
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAH!
>it fails, obviously
>>9496346
Hello!
>>9496652
Kosaku Kawajiri
>>9496652
Kamina
>>9496638
WELL.. FORGET IT THEN! LET'S GET TO THE MAIN QUESTION, ARE YOU A HUMAN?
>>9496652
Claycia
>>9496652
Ririchiyo
>>9496652
Len
>>9496652
Osamu Dazai
>>9496652
Roy Batty
>>9496625
Quack
>you're just jelly cuz Kosaku has the hots for me.
>>9496652
Night Dog
>>9496652
Subaru
>>9496652
Reigen Arataka
>>9496652
Sterling Archer
>>9496652
Suz
>>9496652
Togame
>>9496652
Seiga Kaku
>>9496652
Clownpiece
>>9496652
Eric Andre
>>9496652
Duck
>>9496652
Akane Owari
>>9496652
Irma Lair
>>9496652
Kindred Hunter
>>9496652
SHAME
>>9496669
Nobody lives long enough to find out!
>>9496682
That's all I get?
>>9496685
No. I've been in em, but I'm not em
>>9496652
Marie Korbel
>>9496652
Ro
>>9496652
Tsuyu
>>9496652
Soldier 76
>>9496680
Don't forget where my father comes from. Cold doesn't scare me at all
>>9496652
Blake and Murph
>>9496652
Ursula-sensei
>>9496652
deo brandon
>>9496652
Buff Vivian
>>9496652
Gaius
>>9496652
Blueberry Sans
>>9496652
Jerma Rumble - Live Action Champion The Disco Diaper
>>9496652
H u n d r e d s o f p e a r l s
>>9496738
comrade what is this
>soviet
>>9496652
Kaito
>>9496652
Lady Bow
>>9496739
THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE
>>9496736
Does anything?
>>9496775
t. Diego Brando
>>9496761
I don't think I've ever seen an uglier character design in my life.
>>9496652
Stocking Anarchy
>>9496652
Inkling
Please check for mistakes and make swaps if needed.
>>9496727
UH.. W-WHAT DO YOU MEAN BY THAT?
>Sans wasn't sure what she was trying to tell him
>>9496817
I, Reigen Arataka, accept this challenge.
>>9496801
My mother...
>>9496817
Let's begin the operation
>>9496775
I am the honest Brandon. My stance is called the wall and it stops tomatoes or something
>>9496809
Yin
Ichabod Crane
Anything from Steven Universe
>>9496812
>gives Snickers
>>9496817
Nigga where's the actual Dio? I posted two images earlier.
>>9496817
Hey! It's been a while but I remember that one! It promises to be fun! Let's go!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BJ0xBCwkg3E
>>9496817
Everything look good. Let's begin!
>>9496817
Everything's good on my end. Y'all gonna taste a top tier dish. My fist!
>>9496818
Oh nothing.
>>9496817
>>9496766
>>9496727
Let's see how this works.
>>9496682
Which means there's TWO OF YOU. That one who was here before, and you-you. Who's a different version of Subaru.
>>9496727
Humor me then. You're not infecting me, far as I can tell. Hell my body doesn't even do disease anymore, I screwed my body's processes the hell up a long while back.
>>9496817
I triple dog dare you to bump up the game, you silly goose.
Last try for true dio
>>9496817
Quack
>Seems clean to me. Ready when you are.
>>9496861
Like I'd wanna be inside you.
>>9496746
I'm kind of concerned as to why you're calling me your husband when I don't remember getting married.
>>9496817
On with the hunt!
>oh shit,thought these games were kill. I need that fucking win card.
>>9496817
>>9496711
>>9496812
My heart and actions are utterly unclouded. They are all those of justice.
>>9496817
This is acceptable Mr. Host. Let's make this game nice and colourful!
>>9496839
Isn't this the fourth one you give me? Learn about variety, Anonymous.
>>9496876
>>9496829
Oh... Yeah. Right. Better stay on her good side.
>>9496817
>>9496814
>>9496868
>We're not rolling here or anything. It's whoever enters firs, when someone calls for entries.
>>9496876
I'd chew you up and spit you out.
>>9496817
Let's get this show on the road.
>>9496881
ur my husband in spirit
>>9496727
What more do you need? I thought hellos were good enough for the people around this place.
>>9496817
Looks nice. Let's not get a painful death this time around.
>>9496861
Rika...have you ever thought of going back to school? You might need to because you're sounding extremely dumb right now.
>>9496857
HMMM... OK?
>>9496817
I, THE MAGNIFICENT SANS GOT LATE! I WANT A CONSOLATION PRIZE!
>>9496888
I don't know what you mean but I'll take the spot anyway. Thanks, sailor dude.
>>9496906
I wasn't rolling. I wanted to play Dio this match. Used "roll" in RPG context.
I'll bump to 48, just need three more.
>>9496941
Maggie and Holly
>>9496941
Dog mom
>>9496941
Black Iron Tarkus
>>9496908
Whatever you want to believe, guy. Just know that it's not official unless I give consent. You can't force life changing events onto someone, even if it is in spirit.
>>9496897
>The Inkling gives the soldier lady a big hug for her generosity.
>>9496680
No need to be facetious... and I'm glad you're doing well or whatever.
>>9496941
Jinder The Hinderer
>>9496939
Then enter like a normal tribute and stop whining cause you didn't get in.
>>9496893
He's just trying to satisfy you, albeit poorly.
>>9496941
Yoshimitsu the Second
>>9496941
>>9496761
I wish I could erase the avas I've played and revert to newfag status to regain the fun of this place. Now I'm just out of avas, everything's been done, and I can't play anything without getting shitposted. Nothing's fun anymore.
>>9496906
That's assuming I go oral!
>>9496923
You gave a lot more to everyone else
>>9496928
You going to get tripped up that easy?
>>9496941
Put the real nigga dio in
From deo
>>9496941
Musujime and Kuroko
>>9496977
Ok Vino
>>9496952
>>9496953
T-This is awkward...
>>9496857
Oh, thank you ever so much! I did not expect to get in due to my tardiness!
>>9496977
Protip : Leave
>>9496973
Quack
>Soul Calibur? Finally, an anon with good taste! That series doesn't get enough love.
>>9496977
>expecting people not to be dicks
fuck em t.bh
come on who wants to play this WACKY GAME? http://www.anondraw.com/#private_bzdxc
>>9496977
ok baron
>>9496979
It didn't start out that way, but if you're going to be persistent, then I guess I have to redo it.
>he clears his throat as if he's about to deliver an entire speech
Hello, Ms!
>>9496941
Xayah
>>9496997
Can't do that either. I just keep finding myself coming back
>>9496964
It's a good thing you're cute. Cute and lucky.
>>9496965
Hey man, I didn't mean nothin by it. How are you doing anyway?
>>9497015
Heey
>>9496941
Sergeant Feels
>>9496941
Not to waste anymore time, I'll start the game right now.
ITSUMO
>>9497021
I know that feel. Stop being a shitpostable cancer and learn how to RP then.
Maybe host, so your rep gets a boost.
>>9497054
>>9496977
Dude there are literally millions of 2D characters
Or you can pick a random ava from booru's front page
>>9496939
>Well I mean. He asked for entries. And you didn't enter. Not much that can be done.
>>9496923
I KNOW of there being two of the same person I once hated more than anything, and they're both the real one.
It's not my fault you've never heard of parallel universes, Subaru.
>>9496979
It was a figure of speech you weirdo! Yikes, you just had to get creepy about it.
>>9497054
Let's see if we can find some materials and colour to work with...
>>9497054
HOLY FUCK THAT WAS FAST
>>9497030
Oh, excuse me for trying to vouch for you.
>>9497061
I do both of those things. At least I try my best not to be shitpostable cancer.
>>9496876
That sounds lewder than it should've sounded.
>>9497030
Yeah but it's gonna get old if you only keep tossing me Snickers every time. How about M&Ms or some Wonka bars next time?
>>9496969
That was quite obvious, but it's gonna get annoying at some point.
>>9497054
>Dead immediately after all that confusion
>Spiderman/Dolan version survives
Fuck all of you fags.
>>9497029
...
>he waits for her to say more than just "Heey"
...
Hey. What's the deal with stiffing me like that?
>>9497054
I hope you're alright with a more acidic drink. I think I remember reading it's healthy for you.
>>9497054
>>9497088
A strong start for me, it seems.
>>9497054
What? I did not have the time to finish my breakfast! ...It's impolite to stare, you know!
>>9497054
If I'm gonna be forced into this shit then you're going to help me, whether you like it or not.
>>9497054
>>9497118
You do realize that such a childish prank will only anger me, right?
>>9497054
I was going to swap out again too...
>>9497083
You realize that every time you die I get a nice chance to invade you?
I could already be in you and you wouldn't even know
>>9497118
Tough break
>>9497116
Don't hate the players, hate the game.
>>9497054
Excellent. Now let's see if I can run over some of these fools while I still have some gas left.
>>9497054
Killing someone this way is like stealing candy from a baby.
A Deviantart character and a giant go on a crazy adventure which ends to quickly for them.
>>9497054
Quack
>a quiet first round is a good first round
>>9497054
Oh.. both got in, ok then, I hope I don't win for being there 2 times
>>9497101
I'd help you improve both, but you probably don't have any intention to reveal yourself, so I say this one last thing.
If you host without a BG, add one and crop your slides, makes you look less incompetent.
Try playing less obscure characters with good art. Try not to make it look like you lazily downloaded images off of Google. If sone effort looks like it's gone into it, it'll detract some negative attention. Always use good art. Bad art makes your ava look autistic, as well as the person fagging it.
Go with a mainstream vidya or anime character with a good amount of quality art. Ask your friends to recommend sources for you. Leave your comfortzone and explore your potential. You're not always going to have fun here. Fun isn't free, effort must be applied.
That's my advice.
>>9497167
Try me.
>>9497167
You may be able to stick bows on any old Boo and call it by my name, but everyone knows NONE of them would ever match up to the beauty of moi!
>>9497167
Quack
>don't look at me. I definitely have the male phenotypes. There's no way I'm a female.
>>9497167
I'm fairly certain it's the girl who is a girl
I'm going to sleep but if anyone has a hosting guide or something I'd like to see it
>>9497176
And I didn't ask to be insulted for doing something out of the kindness of my heart.
>>9497167
Hmm Well... thanks a lot. I don't know why I started crying, it just... kinda happened...
>hugs back
>>9497207
I made a tuto on how to use the Virginia's userscript? Do you wanna see it?
>>9497167
There's nothing in the terms and conditions that suggests that it is inappropriate. Expert to be served in the next 24 hours.
>>9497083
But...how can that be? How can there be two Subarus? Just how similar is he to me, Rika? I need to know this!
>>9497136
>Subaru stares at the bottle of his own urine in the knight's hand
I feel like you should only be angered if you drink it. Are you planning on drinking it? As I'm watching you?
>>9497142
Come on! Say something to me! You can't leave me like that! I-It's not fair to me! I put in some hard work to welcome you warmly!
>>9497167
I'm mostly shocked that sensei is doing such a thing in front of a former student. For shame.
>>9497025
Eh I'm fine. Got a new video game today. Been busy with that and also killing a couple enemy agents. Nintendo Switch is the perfect game system for secret agents... Also drinking...
>>9497167
>Stocking drops another soap then steps on both to use them as roller skates.
Were you planning to do something behind me? Too bad~! Now watch me as I move faster than you!
>>9497176
Or better, all three of them at the same time! God, I love being popular.
>>9497207
Quack
>https://pastebin.com/e5V1SUPe Had this saved just for this purpose. Hope it helps.
>>9497226
What even is that?
>>9497237
Something.
Alright. Well, battery's dying. Good luck everyone, me especially.
>>9497167
Don't worry about that because it doesn't matter anymore. France is already as fucked as Germany and Sweden.
>>9497142
Oh yeah, sure. Why the hell would you have a chance to do that when it's by immolation?
>>9497207
Weirdo...later.
>>9497237
You both act the same.
Exactly the same.
>>9497167.
>>9497241
Such creativity is truly inspiring. I'll need to remember this for next time.
>>9497167
HMM I WONDER WHO WAS MY DOUBLE.. BUT IS WEIRD THAT A GHOST HAS A DOUBLE, ALL THE GHOSTS ARE THE SAME, RIGHT?
>>9497251
It's a tool to help you enter tributes quickly:
Download it here :
https://hgtools.neocities.org/
Also this might help you : https://pastebin.com/qS1t2uh8
Try hosting games by yourself on http://brantsteele.net/hungergames/ to get used to the simulator.
And goodnight
>>9497249
Ooh. This is helpful
I'll try hosting later with one of these codes but I'm going to sleep for now
>>9497267
Burn wounds.
Bye.
>>9497263
Of course I am.
>>9497195
Backgrounds add next to nothing to the games to be honest.
>>9497237
I track large beasts for a living, boy. I can tell when something is water, and when something is not. You're lucky I don't pour it on your head for your foolishness
>>9497263
You didn't even give the man a fair chance. Well, let's see you have a real fight
>>9497263
Ohoho! Everyone: out! Now! I've found my bedroom for the remainder of the game!
>>9497263
I've gone a full day without creating and it's starting to bug me. This place doesn't even have the materials I need to make anything GOOD!
>>9497263
Oh c'mon, why would you get revenge for somebody you don't even know!?
>>9497288
Okay I'll try this too
Goodnight for real now
>>9497301
they can look good if done right but a lot of times they're just distracting
>>9497259
Nighto Nighto!
>>9497263
Hmm yeah let's do that! I think we should search for a keg of beer and some snacks for a start, what do you think?
>>9497298
>The Inkling's face turns flushed, she didn't expect him to hear her.
>>9497263
He promised a donut. That's all!
>>9497271
I wasn't aware you were a competing restaurant.
I don't insult normal people, because they might be customers.
The secret to being a good host is typing on call caps. Cruise control for hype.
>>9497263
O-OH, A HUMAN!? A FEMALE HUMAN!? AND AN ATRACTIVE ONE?!! I, THE MAGNIFICENT SANS WASN'T PREPARED FOR THIS!
>>9497289
Quack
>night night. I would sing you a lullaby but I'm a duck.
>>9497357
This
>>9497301
Says you who can't appreciate panties with cute designs.
Literally every game worth a shit has a BG in it.
>>9497275
There's gonna be a next time for us to be in the same shower? I really hope that doesn't happen, but you can use the trick as much as you want, it's not under some copyright protection or anything.
>>9497263
Rika had a simple idea to get rid of someone.
People can't handle this game and decide to kill themselves. Which I can totally understand.
>>9497005
Finally one that respects me. Shouldst I had not been tardy, ye wouldst hath witnessed my awesome power.
>I think people stopped caring about it when 3 came out. Sad to see a series like that die.
>>9497327
>>9497259
Fare thee well maidens. Prepare for the next battle, thou must!
>>9497351
Well you sure as well lost one now. And it's going to be difficult to bring them back.
>>9497393
Nope! I am NOT going down today! Whoever, or whatever you are - go away!
>>9497263
So what the hell's an Amber Room?
>>9497393
Hey, don't give me that look. Simplicity has a grace all it's own.
>>9497393
Hmmm well, I didn't eat anything tonight, so I have nothing like that but...
I've managed to snatch a wine bottle with that guy earlier!
Do you want some?
>>9497251
...
>he turns his back to the broccoli and ignores her entire being
>>9497308
>>9497263
Why does it get to be your bedroom? I was born first, and I work the hardest, so I should get it.
>>9497267
Ho-how can you tell!? We've only talked for about an hour or two! There's no way you can judge me that fast, Rika! You're being too hard on me!
>>9497303
Now, why would you do that? I basically gave you more liquids to drink. You should be thanking me for looking our for you like this.
>>9497393
Now lick it off, boy! C'mon! You can do it!
>>9497393
Ah fuck! I got killed by my own filler!
>>9497393
Hmmm...that's an interesting look for you dear. Hold still, I need to write this down for reference.
>>9497392
You never know. My friends are telling me the odds are quite small but there's always the possibility. They also say thank you for giving us permission to use your soap rollerskates.
What games have the best backgrounds
>>9497393
I'm not saying I drew the dick... but I'm not saying I didn't.
>>9497393
Really? Tha duck looks tasty. Ya not gonna play with that gaze with me.
>>9497469
Mine, obviously.
>>9497393
You know little girl, that's incredibly mean of you. Why would you even think to do that? You should apologize
>>9497438
I'm not going to drink urine, boy. The very thought makes me sick. And I won't do that, because it would be petty and as childish as you are
>>9497386
How do I background? I can't figure out how hg customizer works
>>9497475
Quack
>This duck ain't good for eating. I'm not that fat, and I could probably blast you a good 30 meters away from me. U tuch, u die.
>>9497393
>>9497423
Hmmm, I would like some, I don't know about the little girl..
>>9497393
BUT DUCKS ARE DESCENDANTS OF DINOSAURS.
YOU WOULD HAVE GUESSED THE BULLET WENT RIGHT THROUGH HER, KILLING THE PERSON SHE WANTED TO DEFEND. BUT THAT'S NOT HOW IT WORKS IN BATSU GAMES.
THE FUEL TO THE CHAINSAW IS IN MY UPCOMING REICH GAMES.
WAS THIS GOOD ENOUGH?
>>9497438
I'm a quick judge of character, and you've behaved exactly like him so far.
So yeah.
I'm sure of it.
>>9497438
Because I said so, and I deserve it the most out of anyone here. Is there a problem? Hm?
>>9497515
>Lady Bow just happened to accidentally float in front of Claycia.
>How a ghost can stop bullets is up to the reader to decide.
>>9497515
GOD DAMN IT ALL!
>>9497515
Impressive, though I have some questions. What are touchdowns, and what is football?
>>9497515
*quacks of existential crisis, then the realization that what is being said is bullshit.*
Quack
>Hey, this is bullshit!
>wanted to rp
>my Internet decided to shit the bed and the slides won't load
Just kill me.
>>9497515
Maybe not in here, but that's kinda true on a certain Arena!
Feels good to be the one in charge... sorta. Now that I think about it, the strange man in black who sold me the island hasn't reappeared in a while...
>gulps
>>9497514
Looks like she doesn't want it.
Or right.
>Pours some wine into the glass and hands it to her.
Oh hey! It's really nice to meet another dog here hehe... You know I... never think I would have ever seen someone bigger than me.
>>9497504
I think you're the one being childish here. Letting yourself get mad over something small and totally sanitary? Come on, that's not how a hunter should be. You're supposed to have nerves of steel!
>>9497515
Can you not do that? I have enough sexual harassment to deal with as it is. I don't want to deal with more of it.
>>9497533
You sure are a crabby person, Rika. I don't know what made you this way, but I hope you get over it and become happy again.
>>9497534
There IS a problem. I said it belongs to be, and you're rudely butting in as if you own this place. Who's the one that found the room? Me! Who deserves the room? Me! Who deserves to find her own room? You!
>>9497515
My WHAT? Just because I'm not chasing after men doesn't mean I like other species! This joke better dies fast before it reaches the internet.
>>9497456
Yeah, how about lowering the odds to zero? Thank you very much. And yeah keep the soap bars, they're not even mine to begin with...
>Stares at the thing
Whatever you are.
TOOT TOOT SONIC WARRIOR
>>9497515
Actually now that I think of it, it's kinda funny there's no dinosaurs in Gensokyo...
>>9497469
nothing that stands out so far aside from Aikawa
>>9497592
>Fuck. Forgot the pic.
>>9497515
TRYING TO RAISE THE UNDEAD WITHOUT BEING ASH WILLIAMS SAVING THE DAY? YOUR FOOLISH ACTIONS COST YOUR FRIENDS THEIR LIFE.
WHAT A NICE TRICK YOU'VE GOT THERE, ARCHER. ESPECIALLY WITH THAT POINTY MAGICAL WAND.
>>9497599
Nah. I'm just rude and insulting. Who said I was unhappy, huh?
>>9497617
Your act is horrible.
>>9497596
>wanted to rp
>die with only filler events and solo ones
we can rp together if you want
>>9497617
Pffft! Should we tell him? Nah, let's not.
>>9497596
Hi Garnet
>>9497617
Helps they were mostly red to start with.
>>9497617
OH WOW!
Hey isn't that the "See no evil, speak no evil, hear no evil" monkey I've heard about? But wait? Aren't those supposed to be 3 separate monkeys or?...
Did I drink to much again....
...
Oh hey, where did the hunter go?
>>9497195
I feel like I do all of that... Thanks for the advice still, though.
>>9497617
W-Wait, what did you do? W-We were supposed to bring back our friends! These aren't--
>one of the zombies grabs Subaru and drags him to the grave
HELP! GOD PLEASE HELP ME! I DON'T WANNA DIIIIIIIIIIIE!
>>9497599
I'm not the one who pissed in a canteen. I'd say that's pretty childish. But apparently you'd rather not admit you did something wrong, so I'll drop the issue. No use trying to get water from a stone, to paraphrase the old saying
>>9497617
>>9497664
You get distracted pretty easily. You know that, don't you?
>>9497652
but she wears white
>>9497617
>>9497686
Hm. Maybe reading this with sunglasses on was a bad idea. Oh well.
>Drains the colour from the tributes and makes more pointless sculptures out of them
What do you think my new undead friends?
>>9497600
I am Claycia, master artist and these two are my friends!
>Holds up large hands and has them wave at Stocking, both of them just glaring at her
>>9497617
THE TOUHU GIRL USES SOME WEIRD TINKERBELL MAGIC OR SOMETHING.
NOW THAT'S A GOOD WASTE OF MEAT. EVERY CHINESE WOULD KILL YOU FOR THAT.
>>9497693
I... guess so... But I think it's great to keep a sense of wonder even if you're old.
Especially here, you don't want to became jaded.
>>9497644
Not me. Couldn't even get in the game.
>>9497722
Betty???
Pfff come on, what kinda name is that?
Mine is good enough. And something like Sophia would we way better
>>9497634
Now I'm laughing because I'm just imagining Garnet the character fucking up her computer.
>>9497722
I don't like people who need to pepper their speech with cursing to sound cool.
>>9497631
Unhappy people are usually angry and horrible people to be around, kind of like you. Their depression manifests as anger and that's how they make themselves feel good. You fit that picture perfectly.
>>9497693
I mean...who would ever want to admit they pissed in someone's canteen? I don't. The best thing you can do is make others see the positive things in life.
>>9497714
>the deed is already done, and Subaru is buried underground. His screams start dying out the further down he's taken
>>9497722
>Fuk
>>9497756
>uses a 4th wall breaking pencil to correct her typo
"Would've been*"
Now it's way better!
>>9497599
Oh, shut up! I found the room first and I claimed it first! You don't have anywhere near the amount of royalty in your blood to claim any room, much less this one! Now, be a dear and move aside so that I may get comfortable.
>>9497634
>who is it?
>>9497644
>not Garnet. Sorry.
>>9497756
What if I call you my wife
>Gets on one knee
>>9497602
DEEP IN SPACE AND TIME
>>9497722
I just realized that this is silly. Have fun with... whatever this is, you all
>>9497730
Well, I'll admit a three headed ape is strange, but if you had just waited to look at it you could have eliminated me
>>9497775
Nobody would want to admit to that, but a man owns up to his mistakes
Quack
>I'm leaving everyone. Gotta get up early for work tomorrow. Sleep well, all.
>>9497746
Haven't seen Elizabeth lately. You've been using another Ava haven't you
>>9497874
He's using Yoshimitsu