ITT: Pokemon are real (An RP thread.)
Do you evolve your pokemon?
Rules and Info available upon request.
Previous thread: >>9479905
First for Ollie
>>9487557
Yep, I don't think very many Pokemon get stronger by staying unevolved!
>>9487519
who are you intruder?
say your name and i won't hurt you
much
>>9487557
im legit tired of this thread
>>9487590
(Then take a break dude)
>>9487584
Bless you familiar spirit!
>>9487590
(If you need to take a break or leave permanently we'll understand. Can you tell us your characters?)
>>9487557
Um, Tiff Evolved, and Joyeuse might! I dunno yet!
>>9487587
Joyeuse? Is something wrong?
>>9487602
aww
sorry i couldn't help you roth
>>9487546
>Whoops I meant like the front door.
>Fug.
...Are you alright?
>>9487587
I do not have one. I see the hostility of your kind still preservers.
>Psycat uses Reflect.
>>9487611
Hello. I feel very attacked right now.
Your Torracat invited me over.
>>9487602
Yep, y'welcome buddy.
>let go of that sord grabbity bit
>>9487625
Oh! Okay?
>Anna: now somewhat confused by Joyeuse's hostility
>>9487625
WHY WOULD YOU OPEN THE BATHROOM THEN, THE HECK IS WRONG WITH YOU!?
>oh hey something to focus on that isn't lewd
>Silent thanks to the psycatte for the distraction
>Olivar: get to fucking work.
>Dude's been being unproductive.
>Silently look up Flying-types native to Alola as well.
>>9487611
of course, you are trying to hurt mademoiselle tiff
i doubt she wants to even get close to you ruffian
>>9487684
(Wench! Fetch the ale!)
>>9487650
Could you call him off? Your pokemon are very rude.
>>9487659
...I sensed you were in there?
>>9487681
...Are you just going to continue to insult me?
>>9487709
>Firecat: facepaw
Do you just not get privacy or something?
Yes, I invited you since you said you wanted to join the team but like, dude, rude.
>Wait
>Psychic could be reading your thoughts
>Roll to not panic!
>>9487684
..Roth I don't have those.
>poke a sord
Only nectar makin I got's down lower.
>>9487709
Umm...
>>9487681
J-Joyeuse? Let's not be mean to him?
>Kiddo: now fairly confus.
Hello again PAR. Any if you know where to get a Shuppet in Johto?
>>9487709
>sord tries to calm down
hunf, i just don't trust you, you came out of nowhere
>>9487738
Le félin seems to be harmless, but if he tries something funny with the mademoiselle i won't hold back
>>9487736
>violently blushing sord
That... that be lewd.
>>9487761
You don't. Shuppet are a Hoenn native Pokémon.
>>9487727
No? There were no locked doors where I came from, mon cher.
>>9487738
>>9487763
...If you two don't mind I am going to stay away from that sword...
>>9487738
>Cling to trainer leg.
Is he going to hurt me?
>>9487804
>Firecat panicked!
>Barely contained breathing
Does that include doors in the mind!?
>>9487761
I'm not sure, amigo. Maybe-
>>9487801
Well, there's the boss-man with the answers.
By the way, the places over here are ready for move-in, sir.
>>9487791
Exactly.
>catte: feeline handsy today I guess
>poke poke that sord
So whatcha been up to? Gut any dragons lately?
>>9487522
Yeah...
It's sad.
>Gooey sighs, looking out at the ocean
I have no idea where to go, or what to do.
>>9487590
good
fuck off
>>9487804
No?
>Kiddo gets between catte and sord.
>>9487829
Tiff? Are you okay?
>Very confus kiddo
>>9487804
i wont hurt you if you don't hurt anyone here, okay félin
(This thread feels like its more about a few characters than everyone.)
>>9487872
(That happens sometimes, one group takes the spotlight when others are away, it cycles and no one group has hogged things since Farsail afaik)
>>9487829
Most psychics merit a modicum of respect by not peering into every mind they walk by.
...Do you think I am a Malamar or something?
>>9487863
>Catte: Shiver and shake.
A-as you say.
>>9487865
Oui.
>>9487872
(I guess? Get in some groups.)
>>9487872
(It's become a circlejerk of mostly 5 GMs with 10+ characters so you aren't wrong)
>>9487839
>sord status: poke'd
>patte catte
Alas, I had two within my sights but they escaped. Damnable portals closed on me.
How hath thou been? Be thy humors balanced?
>>9487872
(Focus from one character to another bounces around a bit. One day almost an entire thread was dedicated to a bird and lobster building a hot tub. A few days ago two or three threads were focused heavily on Quincy, before he fell down a staircase.)
>>9487801
It appears I spoke too quickly. The Safari Zone will stock Shuppets if you ask.
>>9487838
Ah, thank you. Don't be alarmed when seemingly random people move in - they're relocated from Kalos.
>>9487872
(Focus shifts from group to group depending on what's going on, but I can see what you mean.)
>Psych mouse: get up, feel like garbage
>Time to ask for bad advice.
What do 'chu guys do when 'chu, like, feel worthless?
Like 'chu can't not fuck everything up?
>>9487801
>>9487838
Bloody hell, my research associate better have one at the ready.
>Travel brochure flapping in the wind towards the anon
What is this about a Safari Area?
>>9487914
Well thats real nice. Time to book a trip from Goldenrod.
>>9487872
(Depends mostly on who is on and how many are just watching a group do their thing)
(Personally it helps with keeping track of what is happening)
>>9487890
so we have an agreement, thank you for understanding félin, maybe in the future i might see you as trustworthy, but i won't hurt you i promise with my currtent body's existance
>>9487890
>Firecat: roll to try and suppress paranoia and anxiety
I don't like Psychics as a rule and the only reason I invited you is because I know it's a problem I need to get over.
>>9487949
Realize that there is always someone more worthless, and that someone is probably me.
>>9487949
Make a orbital space cannon out of toasters that fires poptarts, that makes me feel better
>>9487967
A-as you say. I did not get y-your name?
>Catte: Still kind of trying to hold off freaking out at the sudden threat of violence.
>>9487983
>Squint.
>Roll to suppress curiosity and not poke around in the cat brain.
I see. Well if you ever have anything to discuss, mon cher. I am a book of secrets. I will be willing to talk if you are.
>Catte: Take a bow.
>>9487911
Ah yeah those portals'll get ya.
>internal what-ing
>followed by purring
Gooood, pretty good. Got some catnip growing out back. Could just synth it up but natural's always better.
And uh, humors?
>>9487886
(Frankies group was in the spotlight for quite a while)
>>9487994
So worthless 'chu can't even help a friend, and, like, make shit worse by trying?
Wow...
>>9488027
Nah. I'd just, like, blow myself up. I'm a fuck-up...
>>9488039
inb4 em ganks you over a single roll
>>9488039
>Assuming you decided to peek, you can very clearly see that this Torracat had a bad time with a Malamar, as in "she got mind controlled into killing her shitbag Trainer" bad time
>Rolling to see if Tiffany even notices
>>9488039
i am joyeuse
it seems that i scared you, i am truly sorry, it's because you surprised the mademoiselle in such a worrisome time, where she needed a moment of privacy
>>9488066
If you feel like such a fuck up confront the problem
Unlike most people here you actually have the balls to do it
(Same thing applies ooc)
>>9487949
I turn to drugs
>>9488096
>She didn't notice, lucky you
>>9488096
>Note added to memories.
>Bow.
I did not get your name, my friend.
>>9488107
A fitting name I suppose. I have never had a name, my apologies. Hopefully I will find a fitting one. A-and I apologize for my prior rudeness. I am a gentleman before an aggressor.
>>9488058
Indeed!
>sord doesn't know what a synth is
>or what catnip is
Indeed! Do thou have a great degree of sanguine fluids? Thy coloration tis bright as thy temper!
>>9488066
You miss all the shots you don't take. Well, that's something someone told me before, motivation has been low ever since I failed atvthe one thing I was not going to fail.
>>9488162
thank goodness,
>whispers
and since she has a fear of psychics i was extra cautious, she didn't tell anyone this, but i noticed that, and decided to help
>goes back to talking normally
well it seems we have a new ally in our adventures
>>9488162
>Anon is actually kinda right, Tiffany would have flipped the fuck out
>But she didn't so it's all good
I'm uh, Tiffany.
>>9488233
I guess so.
>>9488233
>The sudden changes in the catte's fear is very much intentional.
>Nod.
I see, I will be happy to join you two.
>>9488253
Tiffany.
>Catte takes a bow yet again.
I will take some time to rest. If you two have need of me I will be here.
>Psyflop self into nearest bed/couch.
>Snooze.
>>9488170
Yyyyes? I think?
That's blood, right?
>mildly confus catte sounds
>>9488303
okay, it's good to have a new companion
>joyeuse trying to make the mood more cheerful and welcome
>>9488404
Kind of, yes!
>snug that catte
'Tis the humor of the winds!
>>9488404
>>9488460
>clint is there look at the both, confused and curious at the same time
>>9488303
...okay then
>Firecat: try not to think lewd things now that the craziness has passed
>Think about lewd things a lot
>Gdi Jirachi
Right, I guess I'll go actually take that bath now...
>>9488495
oui, bye ,mademoiselle
>jirachi hoards a bunch of characters for his groups
>never rps with them
great GM guys
>>9488460
Oh, then yeah.
>snug a sord
Humor of the winds?..
>catte: have no idea what this ancient piece of hardware is talking about
>>9488491
Hi clint.
>>9488532
(Fuck off.)
>>9488549
what are you two doing?
it seems fun
>>9488491
Hello!
>pat
>>9488549
Indeed! The learned men said that each humor represented an element! I learned such things while in training.
>>9488113
I tried. People got hurt, bro.
If I try again, like... it might do permanent damage.
>>9488118
I went there before, bro. It was, like, a bad time for me.
>>9488196
I... I guess I'll try again. It's do or die, like, so no pressure, right?
>Psy mouse: "eave note for John, Drilbe and Violet, and fug bck off to the hospital.
>>9488639
hello roth
>Affectionate bite the sord
how are you doing?
>>9488574
Snuuuggin.
>>9488639
Huh, that's kinda neat.
What's fire?
>>9488700
cant wait to see you script around this
>>9488700
Do or die? Bloody hell you seem to have one real conundrum on your hands.
>>9488725
Particularly sharp today.
>>9488756
Choleric! Yellow bile!
>>9488775
I thought I could do it before, but, like...
I couldn't. I nearly fucked up permanently.
So much for me, like, getting certification shit. Like, ever.
>>9488549
>legitimate criticism
>is ignored
I love what skitts and bones have done to everyone
>>9488814
where the script bro? come on get the 8s for fixing seb
>>9488794
..That doesn't sound good. Like, at all.
>>9488817
>waah someone doesn't want to rp then and there every single time a character posts
>legit criticism
(Yeah no fuck off.)
>>9488817
(I talked to Jiji over DMs about it instead of bringing it into thread. What the fuck more do you want? The characters in those groups are completely free to strike out on their own at any time, it's not like Jiji is holding them at gun point or some shit.)
>roll to fix SB
This is why you always spay and neuter your pets.
>>9488814
Shit, man. You failed, but you can keep trying I guess?
Unlike me.
>>9488756
can i join?
>>9488794
that is good, right?
>>9488894
(Inb4 someone says this is me, it isn't.)
>Ray shows up at the hospital.
>Time to talk with Panoptes, probably.
F-fuck... I'm scared.
>>9488914
Yeah. Not like I'm not used to, like, high stakes bullshit.
(I don't understand is the Ray person using a script to get evens?)
>>9488930
(No. I am not, despite one shitposter's repeated angry screaming that everything that doesn't kill characters is "le scriptfag". )
>>9488930
(Anon thinks it be like it is, but it don't)
>>9488848
It'll be fiiiiine.
>>9488923
Probably! I think! Maybe. Not actually sure. For some reason most of mine old life hat been restricted to the bits about fighting and chivalry. Odd tis it not?
>Tiffany comes out of the bathroom visibly less tense
Hey, Anna, you feeling better?
>>9488930
(I honestly don't fucking know anymore.)
>>9489075
did you wipe?
>>9489075
are feelng better yourself, mademoselle?
>>9489075
>Anna's got full-on gauze wrapping on her lower arms, and lots of band-aids elsewhere.
Y-Yeah, Tiff. I'm feeling better. That was really, really scary, but I'm okay...
>>9489060
Bile is 100% never a good thing though.
>poke a sordguard
>>9488923
I guess, sure.
>>9489108
thank goodness dame anna
my heart ached to see you hurt
-joyeuse
>>9489103
For now? Yeah, a bit.
>>9489108
Well, that's what matters in the end right? We won, we got stronger... by the way, what was the reward for clearing the trial?
>>9488929
>Mind channel open
The Administrator's self is not yet ready, and I sense your self is not either.
Overexertion leads to useless pain
>>9488930
(No one is scripting here, its just one cunt that hates when chars get through high risk situations alive)
>>9489121
great
>clint snugs with claus and roth
>hugs claus
>>9489125
T-Thanks, Joyeuse.
>>9489160
"Um, it's called a Z-Crystal, but we need a special ring to use it."
"And, um... the ring needs another trial... I dunno if I'm ready for another one..."
>Anna tries to put on a brave face.
"W-we can do it, right?"
>>9489216
We should train more first, and not just us, you need to get stronger too, and heal up!
>>9489121
Hmm... mayhaps? Mine memory is a bit spotty after 1106.
>>9489196
>pat
>>9489174
"I-I'm just scared, and unsure. Is this even, like, the right thing to do?"
"If I fuck this up, and Seb... like... I'd never forgive myself. But at the same time, like, it's selfish to just do nothing so I don't feel guilty about a maybe-I'll-fuck-up."
>>9489216
>Ding.
>Text for you.
>"I am Zinzolin."
>If you bother to message back you'll get a text saying "this number has been deactivated."
>>9489235
I mean, it's like, puke.
Puke only happens when you're sick. Or you eat some really shady kebabs.
>>9489196
>pat a minicroc
>>9489284
>>9489235
Petted
>still hugging claus
>he starts smiling
You two are great
>>9489263
"The Administrator self is unable to proceed without assistance, your self may have noticed"
"My self observed the events unfold, the Administrator self time is limited, and cried out for help"
"Your self help"
>>9489174
>No one is scripting here
(That's where you're wrong friendo)
>>9489227
>>9489264
"Y-yeah. we might need help, though."
"And thanks, Joyeuse. I don't know what I'd do without you two."
>>9489274
>Confused and slightly scared kid.
"Um... wrong number?"
>>9489369
(I know I have a script.)
>>9489408
(Prove it by getting 444)
>>9489382
Well, we have help now.
>Looks at psycatte
(Gtg NPC me if needed)
>>9489445
>445
(This is a slow board so your script should have worked. I bet you tried doing it manually)
>>9489445
Succ
Does anyone know where I can get a shotgun? Asking for a friend.
>>9489445
>Claiming to have a script
>Fuck up a manual snipe
>Delete post to cover ass
shit how do you end up more pathetic than the people youre trolling
>>9489506
I'd reconsider your decisions, amigo, but if you're hellbent on getting one?
Orre. You won't be able to get one easily inside the Big 7.
>>9489520
...bork?
Stop replying to the trolls my dude
>>9489506
Get some pipes with an inner diameter matching the size of your shells with moderately thick walls and you can make your own easily.
>Shelldon slips into the hot tub
>Sighs, and relaxes, thinking about things again
>>9489520
>word
>not openoffice
What the fuck
>>9489506
I got mine from some homos in Orre, try there. You better bet I'm fining your ass if you steal my idea!
>>9489506
I could get you one, depending on a couple of things.
>33: Go do some training at the Battle Tree.
>Rollan for success.
>>9489382
geez, you make me blush dame anna
i will protect you with all my might
>>9489653
"Thank you."
"Um, is there still blood on your tassels?"
"Or did Dad help with that?"
>Anna: Relax and probably take a nap
>( RPer has RL things to do, back in an hour or two )
>>9489721
>Anna: DRINK some Oran juice first though, image forgot
>>9489445
You are like little baby. Watch this
>>9489721
no, no
i have cleaned it myself
so it's all fine, worry not
>>9489778
Ya fucked yourself
>>9489778
S U C C
>>9489572
Well shit, looks like that guy isn't gonna reply.
>77: cross out ambush plans and go back to polishing the metal bird.
>77: also put on some music because fuck it.
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5_32BWRlGaU&
Also if anyone has any idea where Sun went off to, let me know, I've got a friend who wants to meet him.
>>9489781
>touch the sord
>knifewife work in shop and be lonely like usual
>>9489956
...What.
>>9489830
>"77 I just got a message about some place in Black City. West and 6th, you want to check it out?"
>33: Get on over there anyway.
>Travel time with last number.
>>9489956
Hmm.
>77: stop polishing the bird and message 33.
>>9490036
>"Yeah, same. I was just about to message you about it."
>"There's no way this isn't a trap, it's way too obvious."
>"Think we should try and scout it out to find the guy who thinks he can ambush us?"
Hello again!
I went north!
But I don't see the sea anywhere.
I'm in this tiny little town.
Verdan town or something.
Did I go the wrong way?
>>9490069
>"Hell yeah. You think I should walk in and play dumb? You get whoever it is when they come out?"
>33: Carve some extra bolts while you head there.
>>9490092
Verdanturf? They have a contest hall there. You might be able to start there.
If not you can go through the cave they have there.
>>9490116
There's a contest here?
Yes!
I can just walk in and enter, right!?
>>9490155
>pet a bugge
>>9490116
>"Sounds good, I'll make my way there and find a nice overwatch position."
>"If it is somehow legit we can tranq the guy and steal all of his powerful Pokemon anyway."
>77: armour up, tighten scarf and grab rifle.
>77: hop on the steel bird and start flying towards Black City.
>Music change: happen.
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XmZw_zvjWh0&
>Rollin' for travel time.
>>9490155
You're probably going to need a trainer. Can't hurt to ask though?
>>9490196
>"Awesome. Just arrived. Let's hope this isn't the thing that kills us."
>33: Go find the place.
>>9490232
I'll ask!
I'm sure they'll let me in.
I'm cute!
>Rolling
>>9490299
>this roll
>my sides
>trainer said "nu uh, you ugly"
>>9490232
>77 arrives in Black City and lands on top of a building and gets off Skarms, looking out with his binoculars.
>"Alright, I'm in position."
>"I'll cover you if shit hits the fan, good luck."
>77: get out rifle and load a tranq round.
>Aim down, looking around for anyone that might be the guy that sent the message.
>>9490299
More power to you, little buggo.
>>9490380
>"Thanks 77. Please don't shoot me in the ass."
>33 lets out his Forretress and walks inside.
Hello? I'm looking to get a level 70 Hydreigon?
>>9490184
Thank you.
You are nice.
>>9490299
>Forgets to use dex to communicate
>Ends up excitedly squeaking at the registration clerk, which is accidentally seen as aggressive squeaking instead
>Literally thrown out of the building
Ow...
What did I do...?
>>9490426
>>9490435
I don't think they like me...
>Sniffle a little
W-where's slateport...?
I wanna try there instead.
>>9490467
You'll have to go west to Mauville and then south to Slateport. It'll be a bit of a walk.
...Crawl? Whatever, you understand.
>33: Get bored.
>Rifle through cabinets.
>Rolling for anything cool.
>"77, I'm not seeing anyone down here."
>>9490426
>"No promises."
>>9489956
>77: reply to message.
>"I'm here now, where are you?"
>"Look for the guy with a Forretress."
>>9490510
>"Patience, 33."
>"If nothing happens soon we can leave, I guess."
>>9490510
>Wipe off a few tears
Y-yeah!
I'm gonna win a contest there.
>Buggo attempts to follow the directions
>>9490426
>>9490510
>A guy in a trenchcoat that looks way too big for him emerges from under one of the tables.
Welcome to Bert's Bethroal of Based Pokemon! We've got IVs up the ass EVs down the dick.
>A LV50 Gothitelle is sent out.
>The door locks.
>The blinds come down.
>Shadow Tag activates.
And you're gonna give em to me.
Note to self: Drax still likes possessing things to spook me.
Scared the shit out of me when he just suddenly disappeared and knife started floating next to me trying to help me cut up onions for lunch.
Hmm... any ghost type trainers know if ghosts like having a special object to possess?
>>9490522
>"Anyway I th oh fuck"
>>9490598
Get the gold, buggo.
>>9490672
>Tyranitar LV60 is sent out.
Not today, dude.
>Crunch.
252+ Atk Choice Band Tyranitar Crunch vs. 252 HP / 0 Def Gothitelle: 338-402 (190.9 - 227.1%) -- guaranteed OHKO
>>9490713
(Just so everyone is aware, we did revamp combat to use in-game accuracy, it was used when Anna was doing her first trial but I'm not sure if it was explained so yeah, Crunch hits 100% of the time)
>>9490672
>77 notices the blinds closing.
Wait what.
>>9490713
>"33, what's happening?"
>>9490713
>Hit.
>Krookodile is sent out.
>Intimidate activates.
Ahahaha, good one!
252 Atk Krookodile Stone Edge vs. 4 HP / 0 Def Tyranitar: 41-49 (19.6 - 23.4%) -- possible 5HKO
>80% so anything above 8 is a miss.
>>9490753
(Yeah. I might forget and say I missed or he did. Make sure you remind me if I fuck up.)
>>9490814
(Level 50. Fuck.)
>>9490753
(Yeah I almost forgot honestly.)
>>9490768
>"Fucker locked the building up with a Psychic type. Give me a minute I can cover this."
>>9490814
>Hit.
Yeah, yeah.
>Tyranitar uses Crunch.
-1 252+ Atk Choice Band Tyranitar Crunch vs. 0 HP / 4 Def Krookodile: 64-76 (37.6 - 44.7%) -- guaranteed 3HKO
>>9490692
I know my Mimikyu only really likes having one special costume that he improves whenever he gets the chance
>>9490862
What's wrong? Getting stressed out?
>Stone Edge again!
252 Atk Krookodile Stone Edge vs. 4 HP / 0 Def Tyranitar: 41-49 (19.6 - 23.4%) -- possible 5HKO
>>9490862
>"If you say so."
>"Let me know if you need help, I can create a distraction or even come down if it's really bad."
>77: stay put and aim at the window.
>Wait patiently.
>>9490814
(8 and above would be the miss, as 0 is counted as a zero and not a ten. )
(Just a heads up so there's not confusion when someone rolls a 0.)
>>9490901
>Hit.
Not really.
>Tyranitar wastes a turn, aiming for one of the windows instead of the other pokemon.
>CRUNCH!
>>9490906
>"Just made an opening for you."
>>9490939
>"Alright, thanks."
>"I'll swoop in and save you if necessary."
>77: continue aiming at the window.
>Music change: happen again.
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ckYXt_BjAe0&
>>9490969
(Basically just divide the accuracy by 10 and everything equal to and above that number is a miss. Round down if it's something like Fire Fang with 95% accuracy.)
(Couldn't really think of something closer to the in game accuracy system without making things super complex.)
>>9490969
>Miss thankfully.
Not for me.
>Tyranitar uses Crunch.
-1 252+ Atk Choice Band Tyranitar Crunch vs. 0 HP / 4 Def Krookodile: 64-76 (37.6 - 44.7%) -- guaranteed 3HKO
>>9491008
>"My herooo~"
>>9491031
>"It wouldn't be the first time you've said that."
>"How haven't you beat this guy yet?"
>>9491097
>Hit.
Watch this.
>33 boots up his snag machine.
>He tosses an Ultra Ball at the Krookodile.
>>9491167
>"He's got one more hit, relax."
>>9491173
>3.
>Well in the game the Ultra Balls have a higher catch chance.
>I add 1s and 3s in soooo.
>Croc status: Snagged.
>Shifty man: Panicked.
>He bolts out a door in the office he's in.
>Rolling to make a hasty escape.
>>9491173
>"Is that so?"
>"Come on 33 I'm falling asleep here."
>>9491201
>Roll to see if 77 stops staring at the window and notices this.
>>9491201
Fuck!
>33 hops over the desk and chases the dude.
>>9491237
>"77 he's fucking running. Can you move your ass around back?"
>>9491273
"Fucking hell 33, I thought you said you could deal with this guy."
>>9491293
>77: lower rifle and hop on the screeching steelbird.
>77 and Skarms fly up high to try and spot the guy from above.
>>9491293
>33 approaches the truck.
>Rolling to see if Forretress can drop some spikes in front of the truck.
>>9491336
>"Quit it. He's stalled out in a truck."
>>9490868
Huh, that's kinda nice in a general way I guess.
Anyone have Gengar-line pokemon that can offer a more specific answer?
>>9491379
>Odd.
>Nope.
>He gets stalled out on the road.
>Extra Action: He jumps out of the truck and bolts down an alleyway.
>>9491356
>"Yeah, I see him."
>>9491379
>>9491398
Come on Skarms lets fuck this guy up.
We'll teach him not to try and ambush us.
>Skarms: attempt to swoop into the alleyway after him, screeching loudly.
>>9491379
>>9491398
Fucker!
>33 chases after him on foot.
>>9491431
>"Man I feel like a real beat cop right now."
>>9491453
>"Yeah, I'm your air support with a sniper rifle and you're the guy that has to do all the running, it's great."
>>9491473
>It's cool, no worries.
>Especially since you seemed to have found a dead end.
>Increasingly loud Skarmory screeches from above.
>>9491473
>33 arrives.
Nice corner. You ready to end this?
>33 sends out Garchomp LV60.
>>9491522
>"Hell, I ran track in high school. This shit is nothing."
>"Better get ready."
>Tiffany wakes up from apparently going full narco
>She's on the back of the couch, on the verge of falling onto their new member
>She quickly rights herself, and pulls her phone out of her scarf
When does Jirachi's wish end does anyone know?
>>9491611
>CRITFAILED
>THAT'S ANOTHER DAY
>>9491603
>"I'm always ready."
>"Except you know, when I'm not."
>77 and Skarms: land next to 33.
>>9491603
Ha, that's cute.
Put your fucking hands up.
>77: aim at the guy's head.
>Skarms: screech at the guy.
>Roll for intimidation.
>>9491611
For better or for worse these wishes last until your next orgasm.
>>9491603
Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck me.
>Reuniclus is sent out.
>70% so anything under 7 hits.
>Pray for me.
252+ SpA Reuniclus Focus Blast vs. 0 HP / 0 SpD Sharpedo-Mega: 212-250 (106.5 - 125.6%) -- guaranteed OHKO
>>9491668
Yo, this is intense. Heh.
>>9491673
But... but then...
>Very confused firecat
I got off though...