HG Hunger Games Thread RIP Extra Thicc man. 2001-2017

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When the dead hours are just right

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Hey ladies, my names Tom Jones! Leader of the Tom Jones cult! My names Tom Jones!

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>>9485101
No, that's just the Lupus.

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"My greatest dream is a world without samurai"

-Aku, 2017

>>9485087
>>9485115
>Jack and Aku don't fight 1 on 1 in the entirety of the new season
ok

>>9485106
You're cult sucks

>>9485125
At least we get closure I guess.

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>>9485098
Don't get mad at me, get mad at the guy who leaked it. Better yet, get mad at the guy holding out on leaking the chats that prove otherwise. He's the true jerk here.

>>9485125
The ending really is dogshit
>Jack never fights aku in the entire season until coming back to the past
>ashi does everything for him
>ashi suddenly knows how to use all of aku's powers
>jack kills aku in under 2 minutes
>no satisfying final battle
>that fucking gurren lagann ending
>"hey it's ok, here's a tree and some emotional music. Haha, kino you know? See you never again

I enjoyed season 5,I really did. But that was a disappointing way to end it all.

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>>9485138
I've had my time to deal with it. So it's all good.

>>9485145
Ashi shouldn't have been in it. With only 10 episodes they really should've gone for a simpler plotline.

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>>9485146
Then what's the problem? Aside from your choice in porn, obviously.

>>9485145
I think the worst part about the ending is that the scottsman probably won't exist anymore.

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>>9485155
My choice in porn is just fine. What's wrong with it in the first place?

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>>9485145
At least the part where she got erased from time was fucking hilarious.

>>9485162
I don't think that scene was supposed to be funny

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>>9485153
All of it is really fucking weird.
The first three episodes were undeniable 10/10's,but then it just started to fall and fall down in quality.

It's almost like Genndy was taking his sweet time the first three episodes, but then he was like "oh shit, we only have 7 left! " and then he just started to rush it all to hell.
I don't have a problem with Ashi that much, but the focus on her and her romance with jack did feel forced at times. Not to mention that weird fucking jaw of hers.

And Jack didn't even end up smashing in the end. Aku cucked him beyond the grave.

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>>9485159
Nothing, according to people with standards. I, particularly, enjoy missionary. But don't tell anyone, they might think I'm a freak too. Wouldn't want that now, would we?

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What's good lads?

Hmmmm

>>9485186
I bet you like handholding too, you fucking degenerate.

>>9485192
Nothing, not much good here.

>>9485192
Shittin on a star. Same old, same old.

>>9485192
Currently mourning the death of the dark lord and thicc master Aku.
Otherwise,it's pretty dead here for now.

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>>9485192

>>9485192
Nothing much. Chilling, relaxing, just finished jacking off so I'm good. How's shit going in Shitney?

>>9485192
Bolin disguised himself as your sister

Go say hi
>>9484485

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>>9485194
Only when I'm feeling frisky on porn night. That reminds me, I need to borrow Wilson's computer. Wouldn't want my search history tied back to me.

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>>9485192
Not much. I'm about to head off to work though.

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Who's the Roman Reigns of hg?

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>>9485194
Handholding is cute dude.
>>9485197
Alright, what's bad?
>>9485199
What'd Hoshi do this time?
>>9485203
I feel you brother. That ending was fucking rushed shit.
>>9485204
God I wish that was me.
I just wish I was fancy enough for a tie...
>>9485205
Next question. I'm sitting on the Circular Quay watching all these boats doing shit.
>>9485207
Bolin can do that. He'll never disguise himself as a functioning member of society...
>>9485213
Have fun, hope it's more productive than mine.
>>9485215
Roman Reigns

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Who's your favorite loli, HG?

@9485225
Kill yourself pedophile.

>>9485222
Follow the link by House to the previous thread, then look at all the screencaps of Hoshi's private chats on Discord.

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>>9485225
What's your favorite code, /erp/? I'd like to host for you lot in your thread.

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>>9485233
Can you just discord me the good shit? I kinda gotta pretend I'm interested in this.

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>>9485225
Henrietta from Gunslinger Girl.

>>9485222
Everything, pull up a chair, son.

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I keep forgetting you're no fun in the morning.

>>9485241
I don't hand out my discord in threads, so let me sum it up:
Pics of Hoshi shit talking about people who consider him a friend, like Seth. Bitching about his failed relationship with KK. Possibly a vore whore. Etfuckingcetera.

>>9485258
And he's into loli. And squirting, Possibly squirting lolis.

And visible anal contractions. And cock.

>>9485268
Shit, he's a lolicon as well?

>>9485258
What did hoshi do to you to make you hate him this bad, anon?

>>9485258
>KK

>>9485222
How badly do you want to kill yourself right now?

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>>9485274
Don't take it personally. I just hate everyone.

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>>9485225
Tsih from Sora

Just kidding I actually fucking hate Tsih and just wanted to post something Orange Juice related

>>9485289
So why are you hating on the most obvious person?

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>>9485296
Because the nail that sticks out, gets hammered.

>>9485300
That's a cute excuse. So who else do you have?

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>>9485305
>flips through a folder, pretending to look.

None at the moment. Why? Got someone in mind? Or are you just hoping for star shaped brownie points?

>>9485316
No, I was just confirming to see if your obsessive hatred was limited to one person. Looks like it is.

>>9485322
>confirming to see
Hoshi, go to bed.

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Gotta go, chronic masturbater in the burn ward. Might be fatal. For his sex life, that is. His normal life should be fine. Please direct any more questions to someone who cares, like wilson.

>>9485331
>Implying implications
You can't dismiss the fact that he's obsessed with hosh by slapping an identity on me, anon.

>>9485343
Actually, I think he's legit RPing House. House is a giant ass who targets people for reasons from their smugness to killing his boredom inbetween cases.

>>9485370
With leaked chats,

Okay.

>>9485393
He wasn't the one postibg them, Hoshi.

Fuck, I miss Baron.

>>9485343
>implying it isn't you
You're continuing your argument from the last thread with him, you aren't fooling anybody Hoshi.

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>Suddenly, chronically-injured canine flops in a chair.

>>9485417
>gives the dag a milkbone

>>9485417
>feeds grapes and chocolates

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>>9485417
Oh, poor thing! You are so injured you cannot even function properly!
>the sickly woman unsheathes her blade and holds it upside down over the dog
I will end your misery!

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>>9485417
Its just like Butlins. Thomas had a headache.

@9485417
kill yourself

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>9485439
Why are you hatin on Lucky? He never did anything to deserve it.

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>>9485424
>Lucky quite enjoys the pastry. Because yes, to a canine, a milkbone is pretty much a pastry.
>>9485433
>Lucky similarly enjoys the grapes, but saves the chocolates for later. Because to a dog they're poison.
>>9485434
...I can still function well enough, and I would prefer it if you didn't "end my suffering", thank you very much. Especially when we're not on the battlefield.
>Lucky pushes the blade aside, then gets out of the chair and puts some distance between him and the crazy woman.
>>9485437
...What?

>>9485471
>eating the grapes and not the chocolate
>laughs evily

>>9485414
>>9485400
Personality does not override principle.

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>>9485471
Tuesday

>>9485494
Have you even watched House?

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>>9485486
>I'm going to have to draw the line on fruits because in Animal Crossing, dogs and cats eat cherries all the time, yet they're deadly irl. Same with citrus fruits, although irl they just cause upset stomachs. Lucky's an Animal Crossing character, so he's fine with fruit.
>>9485498
...I have absolutely no idea what you're talking about. ...Start from the top?

>>9485517
>making up bullshit as to why you're not dying right now
kys lucky

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>>9485517

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>>9485471
Oi!
>she closes the distance, and holds the sword above her head
You are sick! I must send you to the pasture in the heavens! Sit still so that I may make this as least painful as it need to be!

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>>9485522
>Even if I let the grapes slide under the same umbrella as chocolate, with chocolate I typically just go "He just gets his stomach pumped and then he's fine". He wouldn't be dead.
>...Besides, the reason chocolate is deadly to dogs and cats is because of dosage, and I'm pretty sure the same is true for things like grapes. They're smaller, so what they're eating is technically in greater quantity, so it's deadly. Thus, since Lucky's bigger (he's the same size as the Villager), he should be fine anyways.
>In short: Lucky can walk on two legs and talk, shut up.

>>9485529
...I give up.
>>9485534
I would rather prefer the orchard on Planet Earth to the pasture in the heavens, thank you very much!
>Lucky channels his inner greyhound and books it.

>>9485570
Let me add to ththisWhile they are poisonous, it is only in high amounts. A candybar, or a couple grapes will not harm them. A pound of chocolate? Now you can worry.

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>>9485570
>she tries to run after the dog, and does, but after a short while she falls to her knees and begins vomiting blood
ughh....

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>>9485607
...Are you all right? ...Wait. If you're sick enough to vomit blood, why were you trying to euthanize me?

>>9485598
>Well, that's handy information. ...I suppose Lucky's coffee preference being mocha ingame really isn't that much of a stretch then.

furfags like lucky need to be culled

>>9485635
this

>>9485634
Make sure you don't give @9485635 any (you)s.

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>>9485634
>>9485607
Halt villain scum stand away from the maiden at once!

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>>9485634
>having been thoroughly outran by the dog, the woman lays a distance away from him, continuing to regurgitate volumes of blood

>>9485661
By mentioning my post number, your post counts as a (You) to me
thank you <3

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>>9485667
>>9485673
>also for you

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>>9485667
>Lucky: be a male
>Lucky: be not a maiden
...Wait, what? ...I didn't do anything to her.

>>9485673
>Lucky is indeed several feet away from the woman, having stopped running once she collapsed.

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>tfw you absolutely wreck your anus with a fat dildo
Christ, I'm gonna need a diaper. I'll be farting up KY all day.

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Think that all you want. Doesn't make it true. Otherwise Santa would be real.

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Did yousa ever hear da bombad tragedy of Darth Plagueis "the Wise"? Meessa thought no. Isa no a taleo da Jedi would spake to yousa. Isa a Sith legend. Darth Plagueis was a bombad Dark Lord of da Sith, so powerful and so wise heesa can use da Force to influence da Midichlorians to creata life. Heesa has sucha knowing of da doo-doo side dat heesa could even keep da ones heesa cared about from dyin. Da dark side of da Force isa pathway to many abilities some spakin to be unnatural. Heesa became so bombad, da the only thing heesa bein scared of wassa be losin his power, which eventually, of course, heesa did. Unfortunately, heesa taught his bombad apprentice everything heesa knew, then his apprentice kill him when his sleepin. Ironic, heesa can save others from doo-doo, but no himself.

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>>9485673
>Slaps that rear as it's shaking in the air.

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>>9485673
>>9485682
What do we have here? A ruffian messing around with someone with leukemia?

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>>9485704
Someone with what? ...Look, all I know is that she was standing over me with a sword, about to kill me because I was injured. I did the only sensible thing to do in such a context and ran.
>>9485697
>Lucky: somehow be able to parse a good portion of that
Wait, so... you're saying that he had the power to keep people from dying... but he was a bad guy? ...I don't get it.

>>9485689
Same to you

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>>9485682
>>9485704
oi, I am not a maiden! Just somebody with Consumption! I was trying to put that suffering animal and he ran!
>saber sits up and grabs the glasses girl's coat and wipes her mouth off on it

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>>9485742
>suffering animal to my blade

>Roger Moore passed away
First Manchester and now this. God hates the Brits.

>>9485755
manchester is a shit hole anyways
the bombs were an improvement

>>9485755
F Bond

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>>9485730
>>9485742
Leukemia makes peo-....
>The Mysterious Heroine immediately stops talking to grab ahold of the women's hand.
First of all, you don't ruin a hero's closthes, secondly that animal must of been playings possum.

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Make a wish, HG
I might be able to make it come true

>>9485793
I want leukemia Saber to give me a bloody blowjob.

>>9485781
>Throws a vegan burger in your face

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>>9485742
...I'm not suffering. It's just that Lady Luck keeps treating me as her punching bag, and I would prefer to not have assault with a sword added to my long list of injuries and scars.

...That and consumption means you cough up blood, not vomit it.

>>9485781
>Lucky groans.
I was just sitting in a chair, minding my own business. I'm not dying, and I don't plan on dying anytime soon.

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>>9485797
>catches it in a timely fashion.
Thank you for your contribution.

>>9485801
>pets
Don't worry miss dog it must of been a misunderstanding

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>a little doll walks into the thread and climbs a chair to take a seat on it, looking bored and peeved about something
Stupid place needs a schedule so that I can make it to the arena without the waiting, damn it...

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>>9485781
>saber looks up, pouting while she reaches for the coat with her other hand. she speaks while blood continues to drip out of her mouth and onto her clothes and the floor
oi, he wasnt playing possum, just look at him! One false step and he will shatter his bones! He has the constitution of a tulip! It would be unbecoming of me not to end his miserable life!

>>9485801
See?! You are living a horrid existence! Allow me to end you! You cannot even recognize the white plague when you see it!

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>>9485823
>>9485682
>Yet another falls into Lucky's inexplicable trap.
...I'm a guy... but thanks.
>He's calmed by the pets.

>>9485841
>Canine waves to the royal doll.
Hey there, been a while. ...Yeah, it seems the hosts are pretty much just doing games when they feel like it.

Aqua is Astolfo

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>>9485853
>she looks at the canine with hateful eyes
Do I know you? Oh whatever, I need to find their mailboxes so that I could stuff it with complaints. And maybe beat with a bat while I'm at it.

>>9485858
HOSHI STOP TERRORIZING MEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!11
>Astolfo/Aqua

>>9485858
wtf i don't want to fuck astolfo anymore

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>>9485850
...
>The Hero coughs and slowly unhands her then promptly unbuttons her seifuku revealing her second pair of clothes.
If you need me to wash it up, we'll do that later. You were doing your civic duty while it ran away? Sounds like an animal.

>>9485853
Yes you are a good boy!
>completely oblivious to what Lucky is saying to her.

>>9485858
somebody get astolfo into the thread so i can ship with him RIGHT NOW

>>9485903
He's in the thread

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I hate waking up, my nose n throat feel dry. Anybody else have that happen to them?

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>>9485850
...On the contrary, I do hold myself to be rather durable after all I've lived through. It's just that the world won't stop stress-testing me.

And again, I'm still going to have to say no to that offer.

>>9485874
Eh, we were in the same games a while back. Guess I'm not as noteable as I thought.

>>9485902
>Lucky sighs softly.

>>9485913
You're going to die, Tricky.

>>9485913
does anybody here have the pic of you listed as missing in Manchester

>>9485913
Did booce give you a good night facial perhaps?

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>>9485923
Of pnemonia when I'm elderly? Yes, I am.

>>9485926
T-That pic is really ugly, I took that pic back when I didn't know how to take selfies
Pls no look

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>>9485913
THANK GOD WE FOUND YOU

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>>9485919
There's like...
>she begins counting on her hand, tracing her hand on the palm of the other hand, before just looking back at the dog
22, 34, and... uh... 46 other people in those games, you think I'm gonna remember them too? I might be smart, but I'm not gonna waste my mind on memorizing peasants.

>>9485933
don't be fooled, a terrorist has seized trickys 4chan account

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>>9485933
Thanks for finding me! I thought I was lost!

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>>9485919
A cute doggy, is everything okay boy?

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>>9485919
>You are suddenly enveloped in a shadow
>When you check to see what it is, you see a tall man standing behind you

A dog walking on two legs, but covered in bandages. You're a walking contradiction! Say, where do you get your gauze? Somewhere cheap, that sells them in bundles for half off!

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>>9485902
>>9485919
>saber finishes wiping off on the coat of MHX alter before looking up
all the more reason to kill him! he is running around! you have to help me er...hero you called yourself?
>she turns to the dog
oh, oh and you speak! you must be a mystical animal from folklore!
>saber prostrates herself, trickling more blood from her mouth when her head faces the ground and apologizes to the dog
sumimasen!

>places a packet of Cherry/Cola Tic-Tacs in the middle of the thread

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>>9485996
>Cherry Cola
Sign me up-
>Tic tacs

>>9486004
>destroys your reality manipulator

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>>9485963
...At the moment? Yeah, I'm fine, relatively speaking. Why do you ask?
>Lucky just lays down on a nearby seat and gets comfy.
>>9485934
...Yeah, good point.
>He shrugs, and sighs in defeat.
>>9485989
T&T Mart, and you're right on the sale bit. Why do you ask?
>>9485994
...Only now you realize that I've been speaking? ...Naw, I'm no mystical animal. ...I know a few tanukis though. ...And possibly a kitsune, though he might just be a fox.
>>9485996
>Lucky doesn't seem too interested in the flavored mints.

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>>9486008
YOU CANNOT DO THIS, DO NOT ATTEMPT SUCH ACTIONS AGAIN.

>>9486017
>you cannot do this
As in I shouldn't, or you manipulated reality so I physically couldn't?

Someone host please

>>9486025
Maybe tomorrow

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>>9486014
I go through a ridiculous amount of bandages myself. It's always good to exchange information with people you meet outside, yes? It brings about a sense of community, an awareness of your next door neighbor, although this is the first time we've met nor do we actually live next to each other, but you know what I mean.

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>>9485994
Heros do not kill unless provoke, I'll seal someone away rather then have to resort to death.
>The hero takes back her coat and folds it with a sigh.
The life of a hero.

>>9486014
You weren't wagging your tail.

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>>9486014
Exactly, you peasants are always dumb, but you are a dog, so I suppose you are an exemption, dogs being dumb is a given isn't it.

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>>9486024
I WOULD NOT HAVE TO ALTER REALITY TO MAKE YOU WEAK. YOU NATURALLY ARE, ALREADY. I MEANT AS IN YOU SHOULDN'T, THIS IS YOUR FINAL WARNING.

>>9486047
Who is this small, sassy child?

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>>9486036
Yeah, good point. ...The name's Lucky, and yes, I've heard all the unlucky dog named Lucky jokes before, they get old quickly. And you are?

>>9486045
...I just came away from someone about to euthanize me. I'm not going to be happy enough to wag my tail.
...Speaking of which, I never got your name, either.

>>9486047
...And there's the speciesism, and there goes my opinion of you, right down the drain.
>Lucky groans. (Don't worry, it's IC not OOC.)

NGW?

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>>9486045
>>9486014
ahhh...well...if that is the case then i shall not engage in attempting to kill you, for your true power has been revealed to me!
>saber sits up on her knees and waddles behind MHX alter
thank you for your coat, hero! if it werent for you, i would be...
>she looks down at her bloody garments
Slightly...less bloody...

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>>9486064
I am queen Emilia, peasant.

>>9486080
Do I look like I care for your opinions? You are a dog wrapped with toilet tissue, oh haven't even made the effort to remove it.

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>>9486080
Whether people would consider me lucky or unlucky is quite the debate. I personally believe myself to be slightly unlucky. After all the attempted suicides, I find myself still breathing and walking! Ah, well. Perhaps one day. Luck is only based on perspective, after all.

I don't have a collar around my neck, sorry to say, as that's how all dogs learn each others' names, is it not? I'll have to tell you myself. Osamu Dazai, Dazai for short. I'll let you call me by my first name. How about that?

>Dazai extends his hand before you.

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>>9486080
Mysterious Heroine X is how you'll know me by! You'll be fine now.

>>9486088
No need to thank me, we'll just have to wash all these clothes in a super washer!
>pets

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>>9486098
GAUZE AND BANDAGES. God, you people are thick. Do it LOOK like toilet paper? Do you see how thick it is? Do you see how narrow it is? Do you see the lack of perforations allowing one to tear off neat little squares? Do you see how it's made of fabric and not paper? THEN IT'S NOT TOILET PAPER.
>>9486104
Eh... where I'm from, collars mean you're married to someone, and... well, the one who owns my heart hasn't yet collared me, so... Well, either way.
>Lucky shakes Dazai's hand with a bandaged paw.
Pleased to meet you, Dazai.
>>9486117
Ah, that's a shame. Well, it's nice to meet you anyways... X.

Real circlejerk hours nigga

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>>9486131
Waiting for the moment, I take it. I wouldn't judge, I just hope you're not wasting the hours of your love life talking to a man like me. We can either drink away our pains of romance or face it head on and seize the chance that may slip from our hands, or in your case, paws.

>He gives yours a light squeeze before letting go

So, what do you fancy for a snack?

>>9486146
Very nice taste anon, I'm building a folder for him as we speak

>>9486146
>>9486148
God I fucking hate fantasy settings in manga/anime.

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What's up faggots?

>>9486153
>him
The guy with the bandaids on his face?

>>9486171
Is that really you, cocksucker?

>>9486174
You'll see he who I mean in a bit.

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>>9486170
>A goblin appeared!
Rooting for the goblins.

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>>9486178
Who the fuck could be this awesome besides me?

>>9486183
Another French faggot who happens to fag a faggot. I mean there's plenty of faggots in France.

>>9486181
Goblin-chan a cute! And strong!

>>9486179
Please don't tell me the protag is a trap.
She's got tits, is referred to as a priestess and "her"...

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>>9486204
> Goblin gained Flattered.
Oh please, I'm just your ordinary goblin. You don't need to oversell me.

>>9486199
Is this a hentai or what?

>>9486212
That's not what the rumors tell me. The coffins there are even more proof.

>>9486207
The protag's face hasn't been shown to the viewers yet, but he's described as handsome.

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>>9486194
B-but, I thought I was the only faggot

>>9486223
You are the only French faggot that matters to me.

>kissu

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>>9486131
I see it looks like toilet paper, then it is toilet paper, stupid dog.

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>>9486152
>Lucky merely nods.
...Hm. Well, I suppose I wouldn't mind a biscuit, or perhaps a nice milkbone... although, less-canine-specific treats aren't off my radar, of course...
>>9486223
The fact that there's an entire word for "faggot" instead of just your name says otherwise.

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>>9486117
ooooi, don't pet me, i am not a child!
>she swats the hand away
But I would like to be helped up still...

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>>9486221
Oh. So people are already talking about me even though I've been away for so long.
> Goblin lost Flattered.
I guess that's okay.

>>9486230
Go Goblins go!

>>9486222
Oh, I thought the priestess was the protag. Nvm then.

>>9486214
Not hentai, but there is some nudity during goblin rape.

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>>9486229
I-I love you too
>>9486236
The word faggot was created because my name can't be pronounced

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>>9486236
>Dazai drags you off to a nearby cafe
>He places you down in one of the booths and sits across from you
>He orders a coffee and a roll of bread

I don't know if the owner has a pet dog herself, but I guess this is the closest to what I can get you to a biscuit. You don't drink and alcohol, do you?

>>9486241
Here ya go Goblin. In exchange that you don't kill me.
>Gives Goblin-chan some food

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>>9486260
Hey, don't worry about me. I'm on break right now.
> Goblin equipped Food.
I won't say no to free stuff though.
> Goblin used Food.

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>>9486131
You'd rather have an issue then be fine?

>>9486239
Still too weak to get up?
>holds out hand.
If you so ask you shall receive.

Can't you just link the source to the manga?

>>9486270
Is this Goblin Slayer or something?

>>9486277
Not just yet. We haven't gotten to the best part.

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>>9486279
Come on, just two more.

>>9486283
yep

what kind of moe shit berserk ripoff is this?

I was hoping them to get raped, not just killed desu

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>>9486234
...Except it looks nothing like toilet paper! Nothing! Toilet paper is thin, it rips easily, it's specifically designed to be torn off in pieces so you can wipe your ass with it and then flush it down a toilet without clogging it. Bandages are thick, durable, and specifically designed to hold someone together when you wrap it around them.
>>9486273
I meant it was a shame that I don't have the privilege of learning your name. ...Oh well.
>>9486258
>Lucky shrugs and orders some sort of nondescript pastry (probably some sort of brownie) and a coffee for himself.
No, alcohol doesn't play nice with my painkillers.

>Looks around to see if nobody is watching
>Starts jacking off to an image of Hoshi
>Hot glue ensues

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>>9486316

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>When you let an autist post his manga and you don't even get to fap to it cause it skipped out on the graphic goblin rape

Fuck off.

Wew led

>>9486326
>Rin

>>9486334
Kill yourself Hoshi. I'm sure you have plenty of goblin rape hentai in your porn collection, go use that.

>>9486334
>let
>Implying you have any control over whether or not they keep posting

>>9486339
swiggety swooty for the booty -the goblins

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>>9486315
Then why the heck does it look so thin on you? Are you fat or something? If you are so angry that many people are mistaking your thin bandages for toilet paper, maybe it's your fault, peasant!

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>>9486315
Are you sure? They say alcohol is the best painkiller of them all. It'll put you right to sleep.

...Are you sure you should be eating chocolate?

I'd rather fap to berserk tbqh
it has more rape than it has females

>>9486343
I have plenty of orc rape, I don't see why I couldn't have had a good reason to fap to this other than being some edgy snuff manga and not a fantasy rape hentai.

Fuck your shit.

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>>9486273
>saber slowly rises up and steadies herself by planting her sword in the ground when she does so
Thank you! May I know the name of my assistant?

This is bolin tier manga posting, go fuck yourself anon.

>>9486382
please let this faggot get raped by the big goblin

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
WHERE IS MY PUSSY AND TITS DDDDDDD:::
FUCK YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>9486389
>Implying anon is posting anything worth reading at this point

>>9486374
>only sees the value in jacking off to it
At least take the tie off before you jerk it, hoshi.

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/beta/ hours in here

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>>9486349
Yeah, but I'm already on something else, and... well, I don't really want to be 'put to sleep' by something, if you catch my drift.

...Eh, it should be fine. Haven't eaten any chocolate in a few days, small amount, yadda yadda. Moderation is key.

>>9486349
>Lucky just growls under his breath at this... mainly because he can't think of a good enough counterarguement.

reeee muh hentai
what the fug >:CCC

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>>9486387
We need nice guys

>>9486405
>Wow, lost track of my quotes, first one should be >>9486354

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>>9486384
Mysterious Heroine X is my title! I am no assistant I am your saviour. but you are most welcome.
>I can't stay up much longer sorry about.

FIRST 24 FOR FUCK MANGA GAMES

>>9486400
Did you know astolfo is aqua?

What do you prefer?
Someone who gets right down to the point with their greentext or someone who describes it in great detail?

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>>9486405
>she knocks her chair over and falls with it, before just hiding behind it
St-stupid dog, speak with words!

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>>9486432
Yukine
>>9486436
>to the point, if even using greentext

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>>9486405
What kind of work do you do to make your money? If you have marriage in mind, a house, a job, and a way to support more than one person or dog, is an important thing to consider, no?

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>>9486432
Aliera Carstairs

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>>9486432
Maria and Harusame

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>>9486432
Osamu Dazai

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>>9486432
Tsubasa Hanekawa

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>>9486432
Gascoigne

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>>9486432
Sumireko Usami

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>>9486432
Reigen Arataka

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>>9486432
Lord Beerus

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>>9486432
Grora

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>>9486432
Akiyama Mio

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>>9486432
Lucky
>>9486448
Eh... odd jobs, but mostly fishing, believe it or not. I'm not going to let the "hook and two bass" incident stop me.

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>>9486432
Ririchiyo

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>>9486420
I see, I see.
>saber puts an arm around MHX and leads her to her Kotatsu
Sleep under my table! I will make sure nobody comes to desecrate your body!

>>9486465
Shit

>>9486436
Somewhere inbetween is always the best option. You don't want to insult the other person by giving them a low effort response, but you don't want to bore them to death with unnecessary verbiage either.

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>>9486432
Sliver Queen

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>>9486432
Sharena

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>>9486432
Aron.

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>>9486432
Takeshita

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>>9486432
Neoanarchist Warmaster of Allah

FUCK YOU MANGAFAG I HOST GAME TO INTERRUPT IT :PPP

oh wait it just ended lol this is bait

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>>9486468
Very well...If I must, do your best in protecting.

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>>9486432
Walnut

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>>9486485

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>>9486485
Darn

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>>9486466
A fisherman, I see. Very nice, an honest living. Say, you wouldn't have fished out anything out of the ordinary during your line of work, have you? Something like expensive jewelry, or corpses floating in the waters?

>>9486503
kys KK

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>Buy new charger
>$40 because buying a type-c charger here is autism
>have it three days
>some cunt from security steal it
I fucking hate this city

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>>9486470
What is? Certainly not me, you didn't mean to say that at me, did you? I should've scooted aside when you said that, so it would hit the wall instead and make it feel bad instead of me!

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>>9486489
>helps under the table and wishes goodnight

>wake up
>dead hours
Should I go back to sleep?

>>9486514
You're lucky azuna and mugi is a thing otherwise you're worst k-on

>>9486510

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>>9486495
PRANKED

>>9486513
You should go and beat him up. Then rape him.

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>>9486503
Other than the coelecanth I managed to stumble upon last week, and the occasional boot or tin can from some litterbug who thought they were having a laugh? Not really. And definitely not anything on the scale of what you're suggesting.

>>9486522
>Yeah, fuck you too. ...Then again, I was going to post anyways, all you did was change the image I was going to post and coax a (you) out of me.

>>9486521
nice false flag ;^)

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>>9486520
Well, you didn't have to say it like that. You should be nicer and say "third best". I'm in the middle then. That's fine, I don't like being at either end of a line. In the middle is just fine for me.