/nitwg/ - Night in the Woods General
Beautiful Buttholes Edition
Trust only this MEGA for the OST: https://mega.nz/#F!RQhxBZJA!u5Y781s6xWM3uSBPeFBxTQ
>Write Bin
http://pastebin.com/HA6UL2FW
>Art Booru
http://nitw.booru.org/
You really going to pull that shit? I was just about to make the thread asshole.
>>9472282
You had 15 minutes to make it and failed.
>>9472292
You just had to wait another five fucking seconds you impatient autist.
>>9472317
Well that's too bad isn't it.
>>9472341
Yeah, it's also too bad that your mother could have had a child that isn't a pathetic waste of space that gets off to making threads just to spite people on the internet. Do you ever think about how pathetic of a creature you are? I sure everyone in your family does.
>>9472377
Hm. You sound like virusanon.
Yet there's something missing? Some level of unadulterated hatred that's missing.
How much autism can exist in one image?
>>9472412
At least it's drawn well. Also would Bea succ dicc 4 colleg?
>>9472412
How the fuck do these people not know how to orient speech bubbles?
>>9472412
I was enjoying bea and, admittedly, temmie, and then the entire rest of the image came flooding in
>>9472412
Will this be added to the happy bea collage?
>>9472412
The thing that bothers me the most about this image is the speech bubbles.
Does that make me really autistic or less autistic?
>>9472412
>oh hey it's just bea and te-
>vin diesel, jackpepticeye, inky bend machine pins
>markiplier and my little pony pin
>i heart math
>no mae
truly awful
isn't this the guy that made the image with mae and his murrsona and a wall of text
>>9472571
It means you have more sense of how to compose a panel than whoever drew this travesty.
>>9472571
nothing wrong with wanting something that's actually fucking comprehensible
>>9472618
Eeyup, I'm surprised he hasn't done his usual fetish shit with the characters yet
>>9472618
But there's a Mae phone number on the locker
>>9472654
>>9472618
Better?
>>9472654
>giving people that dislike the game with passion fuel to their bias fire
stooopid
>>9472237
>wake up
>new Lori ass
>that public exposure
>those juicy butts
Oh lawdy YES
>>9472930
I always like a bit of butthole focus without ridiculous donuts.
>>9473032
Yup, buttholes are the best, I'm honestly just glad Lori got some lewd attention for once, thank you based artist. She needs some saucyness.
Too many bitch pussies whining about "waaah waaah she's only 14 though I can't lewd her" to draw lewd when it's a FUCKING fake, not real, non existent fantasy pixel creature on your PC screen in an indie game and there's thousands of lewd pics of loli anthro characters. I mean don't even look up all the goats from Undertale if you get that triggered by fake underage characters. Like 80% of Asriel porn is all shota and there's hundreds of them.
>>9473111
These threads have always been full of pussies. If this were /co/, and Lori were from a cartoon, she'd have had more porn than any other character.
>>9473111
you're the one whining right now though
i mean, i'm a cubfag but you're just being triggered by people not liking things
>>9473176
haha yes well memed, cheers!
>>9473227
>gets btfo
>I..I'll just post scat
Get wrekt pussy, I won
>>9473259
what are you a pussy? not liking something i like?
"waaaah waaaah she's pooping i can't lewd her" when it's a FUCKING FAKE poop, not real, non existant poopie
>>9473270
But I like scat, I even have SL eRP screenshots saved of when I do it with a friend so I can go back and jack off to my sessions.
Stay mad pussy :^)
>>9473301
and i like cubs, i even have inkbunny premium account for 60 dollars per month
stay mad pucci :)
>>9473310
Good then enjoy all the Lori porn, glad I was proven right, pussy
>>9473322
Fuck off, Virus Anon
>>9473335
then enjoy all of my scat???
glad i was proven right, poop hater
Guys I just wanna talk about mouse butts
Did Onzeno ever get back to that one guy?
>>9473363
Then do that you fucking Loli Hater. I bet you're the guy that pretends to like scat, pussy
I unironically would like some Lori scat.
It could be like, a horror movie scene when the psycho killer makers her shit in her own mouth when she's lying against a wall upside down.
>>9473397
Well there's one anon that draws NITW scat, bless his heart. He may do some eventually.
>>9473397
>Why are autistic girls so cute while autistic boys are so garbage?
yes well memed friend
>>9473429
shut up virusanon
>>9473482
Almost wonder if you should look for another artist at this point. Kind of a drag.
>>9473482
check that shit nigggga, more Lori!
>>9473535
I've been considering haiku. He's got real good prices.
I'm learning to draw the characters
or at least trying to
>>9473890
>>9473890
qt.
>>9473890
Aren't we all?
>>9474023
MAE NO SMOKES
>>9474023
im not because their style is basic as fuck and only a step above stick figures lol
>>9474082
So, one step above what you're capable of, you mean.
>>9474091
More like 3 stories below you fucking plebian.
>>9473890
I can't help but feel like Eide hadn't thought this all the way through first. I mean, like, what was step 2 after capturing Mae?
-take her back down to the hole where all the other dads (and probably aunt molly) had just told him to let it go?
-somehow overpower four dudes, one of which has a crossbow and, like, kill them?
-drag her off into a side tunnel and into my creepiest sex fantasies?
none of these seem like viable plans
>>9474160
>and probably aunt molly
can you people stop pushing this fucking meme
>>9474160
Eide didn't care about Eide. Eide cared about the Black Goat. Eide told the cult they didn't know what they were doing or what the cosmic being even wanted. It's clear that Eide was just following orders at that point.
It wasn't just "I'm mad that you shot me". He'd have gone after Gregg in that case.
>>9474177
it'll survive as long as it keeps getting (you)s
>>9474160
Patch coming for PSN shortly.
>>9474240
shut up virusanon
>>9474182
Huh, that's interesting, I hadn't thought about it.
Is it stated that Eide has a deeper understanding of the Black Goat, and that's why he has his supernatural powers? I don't remember if that was made explicit or not.
>>9474212
i'll die before i let the government take away my crack ships
>>9473398
That seems to be Apis. I recognize him cause he made porn of Edna from Futurama.
Yes, that's the first thing I remembered when I recognized his style.
>>9474302
Fucking legendary
>>9474266
If he's the one Mae keeps seeing, he got through the fence at Food Donkey, he teleported up the elevator and he can run incredibly fast. Maybe he chucked more than a few people down the hole and got all juiced up with powers for it?
>>9472412
>funny guy the youtuber
>miniature horse show
>funny guy the youtuber 2
>the guy who plays the Iron Giant(that's not so bad)
>scary the game
>>9474408
that's possible, but it also leads me to worry that, like, if all the remaining cultists are in the cave, knowing they'll die, what's to stop them from chucking a few people in to get likewise juiced up and then escape with wallhacks?
>>9474510
The cult all had guns. None of them are going to willingly jump in. Chances are, they all shot one another in an attempt to save themselves from being thrown in.
Maybe they'd have stayed loyal to one another for a bit, to hunt for a way out, but fear and desperation would drive them to act at some point.
>>9474539
Eh that's just pure speculation.
Of what we do know about them, which is little, we know at least some of them had rifles and they were all Good ol boys. Had all known each other for at least a decade and then some, they might not be so quick to jump at each other, some might even be willing to sacrifice themselves first.
I do imagine more than one or two would object to being tossed in however.
fuck you!!!!
-danny
>Friend gets me into NITW
>actually enjoys the game
>hey last time I was here I noticed a general for it but I ignored it because I didn't want spoilers, let's check it out now that I beat it
>reads the thread
Jesus Christ
>>9474510
We don't even know if the elevator was the only way in, they said the bootleggers in the 90s were the first in a long time to find the cave after getting the elevator to work, but there may have been other ways in and out, like the gang climbing out of the well behind Jeremy's house. It's a lot to assume that they're all dead, even Eide if he had some additional powers and lost his arm. At least one cultist knows Mae by name, but the only people missing from town after the mine that I can think of are Bruce, the alligator outside the bar and Aunt Mallcop. The chamber of commerce guys might have been in on it too but they only show up now and then. Unfortunately the game just ends before we can really put things together, or even get a sense of what Mae and the Gand will do next with their lives. Maybe a sequel will help matters?
>>9474681
>>9474710
What
>>9474667
Danny is best character
>>9474681
in all fairness this is probably one of the worst threads we've ever had
>>9474753
Okay but Jesus what the fuck is even the topic I can't even tell
>>9474681
Yeah sorry, we're actually usually better than this. We've had a resident shitposter since week 1, he comes and goes. Today he's quite active I'm afraid.
>>9474776
the topic is...night in the woods?
>>9474712
>the sequel opens up with a bunch of cultists jumping through mae's window and kidnapping her
>>9474807
I'd like to spend a night in Angus's wood.
>>9474776
Topic? You're two months late for us to have something specific to talk about I'm afraid. Nowadays we chill and post new fanart that we find.
Either to laugh at how bad it is or because it's actually good. You a porn guy? Because Signirsol took a liking to this game and drew us a fuckload of porn. And a few SFW images but so much thicc porn.
If you're not we're always down to discuss the game. We've done it more than a few times and basically gone through all the theories but you can put yours forth if you want.
its me, the guy who constantly grouses how there isn't enough art of [character] in [fetish scenario]
>>9474906
I just want more Lori, Bombshell and Selmers. SFW or lewd I hardly care.
>>9474712
Yeah I was wondering who that person could have been to recognize maes voice because after based germ blows the only known two exits no one Mae actually talks to is missing.
>>9474847
Not really a porn guy. I just came to talk about the characters and speculate I guess. I love bea though so if you have any gators stached feel free to post
>>9474906
same, dude
same
>>9474620
Them being friends didn't stop them from killing that one guy.
>>9474964
Bea has the second most art of anyone in the game, you are in luck my friend.
I uh. Kinda saved almost all the fanart actually, if I posted it all the thread would autosage. I should really make a mega.
>>9474906
Ivan how did it feel when you killed that puppy. How did it REALLY feel?
>>9474943
>bombshell
>taller than Mae
I'm pretty sure they're both short stuff.
>>9474943
This but not bombshell.
>>9475015
She's slightly taller than Mae.
Slightly.
We made a bunch of MS Paint drawings of Bea at one point and a guy pretended to be an art critic for all of them. It was fun. I don't have the imgur link for that though.
>>9475010
Niiiiice. Goth girls are my weakness and I felt bad for bea since she was pretty much suffering the entire game. I liked seeing her old self come out the more you hang out with her
>>9474964
>gators stached
>>9475060
You should check the booru. Just search Bea and you'll get all her stuff, a lot of it is lewd but there's plenty of SFW too.
I didn't exactly tag it well so you won't be able to filter your preferences very specifically.
In fact she has far more SFW than lewd and it's a little annoying.
Able are you done with school yet
>>9475056
Hold on I'll dredge through my filthy browsing history.
>>9475160
>>9475072
Fucking kek okay you got me
>>9475079
Thanks!
I'm assuming you run the booru
>>9475098
>annoying
Eh, to each their own. I'm not really into lewds of this games art style but it's not fair you don't get as much lewds. I hope you get some nice drawfags in on it
>>9475160
>>9475188
I really like these
>>9475056
>>9475152
Got it. Also yeah it was fun, we should do this again some time.
http://imgur.com/a/3Aotq
>>9475194
I kind of took it upon myself to upload most of the art.
I dunno if the guy who actually "runs" the booru even still posts here, if he does he hardly makes a big deal about it.
>>9475211
Neat.
Also, newguy, do you ship MaeBea or do you just like them as friends?
I like them as friends, but I'd be lying if I said I didn't think their shipping art wasn't cute as hell.
>>9475257
Both.
>>9475257
I prefer them as sisters but yeah if be lying if I said I didn't think they're cute together
>>9475280
This one's really good too
>>9475290
Yeah most people seem to adore this stylization of Bea.
>only three the guy made
>>9475314
Or two. I could believe the guy made the third one, but we don't know who made them in the first place.
I actually made this myself back when the threads were new.
Newfag here, Im gonna attempt to draw bea hold on
>>9475409
Go for it
THINGS WENT WRONG
>>9475522
Ey man better than my attempts.
>>9475522
at least you tried.
>>9475360
10/10
This thread could use some appropriate music.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1rKB7Pu9mho
>>9475360
Fun times. I did the 'no way mae', the bea IRL and the 'eide, get the pit' among other things, whilst we're blowing our own horns.
>>9475632
>admitting to actually producing worthwhile content in /trash/
>>9475632
Oh nice. Those are all top tier MS paint creations.
Also I think I'm done dumping for now. Lotsa art posted and all.
>>9475616
How did this silly game with talking animals delve into self identity issues and the great fear of unspeakable unknowable things better than any of its contemporaries? Life is Strange looks like burning garbage by comparison.
>>9475704
made by actual millennials instead of an older generation trying to figure out how to write them
>>9475704
Because that was just the surface, literally.
The meat of the game was that fear of the unknown, that fear of change and growing up. And I almost wished they'd only done that, and not thrown in the cult stuff, even if it was a metaphor for the fear of change.
Either that or if they'd just done the cult stuff better.
>>9475750
Cult stuff had two purposes; give the gang something to do in the second half of the game and let Mae (and the player) see the dangers of desperately clinging onto an old way of life that doesn't work anymore. I honestly can't see how it could have been done any better.
I'll fucking say it. I got a shameful boner when it looked like the cult was going to capture Mae. I yelled at my dick but it refused to budge on this issue.
>>9475868
Oh boy do I have a fanfic for you anon. Punishment for your sins.
Hmmmm
>>9475750
They really could have handled the supernatural shit a hell of a lot better. I mean yeah it would have changed the tone of the game a little if it had taken a more prominent role alongside the whole `coming to terms with being an adult' bag but it would definitely have been doable without detracting anything from what the game ended up as. From the sales pitch I was definitely expecting more in the way of sinister mystery-solving elements.
>>9475960
That is a Bea.
>>9475996
https://pastebin.com/4gdnrms1
>>9475985
It is!
>>9476014
Motherfucker beat me to it.
>>9475826
Not have their god be real, so they're more blatantly off their rocker? Tone down the 2spooky teleporting cultist stuff to be smoke and mirrors meant to prey on the superstitious? Preserve an element of levity that the rest of the game had, in order to show a juxtaposition between careless millennials that quip at danger and too-serious older folk? Cut out the cult altogether, since the local yokels you talk to throughout the game already illustrate the dangers of "old life", and a plot resolution can still be gathered through the mundane life of Sadcat and her group of sad friends coming to their own conclusions after a couple days of reuniting and sharing their experiences?
You don't need overused Eldritch influence to drive a point home. Walking through an old familiar town and seeing it decay slowly and inevitably before your eyes is more poignant to me than tacking on "also there's a death cult, watch your homeless".
man, I'm not particularly wild about the op image but the idea behind it is fucking killing me
>>9474736
Is this the only picture with Danny? You'd think there would at least be porn of him by now.
oh wow death grips just droped a new megamix?
you aren't a real fan unless you accept that thicc mae is canon
>>9473890
Your art style seems familiar, but I won't know until you do a Tumblr art dump (or not). Nice of you to pop by!
>>9477804
looks like... weaver?
>the comic autist hasn't updated in two days
Did he give up?
>>9478215
I could pick up where he left off if you want me to.
>>9478264
No I mean the guy drawing the comic, not the guy posting it here.
>>9478295
Yeah, I could pick up where he left of if you want me to.
>>9478355
>>9478355
I'm fine with the retarded comics, but I'm sure the majority of people don't like them/don't care for them.
>>9478403
Just post the last scene and I'll see if I can mimic his artistic skill.
>>9478355
No.
who made this
can they make more
>>9478761
Dunno
Dunno
>>9479068
What the fuck happened to chocolate, did he die or something?
>>9479068
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=emsBn80en8c
>>9479243
I dunno. He has been struggling with fair use problems since forever. But, I don't think that's it. I'm to lazy to check his social media too.
Which one of their asses makes the best pillow?
>>9480432
Selmers and Bombshell's, duh
>>9480446
Only one ass is superior, pick one.
>>9480432
Selmers if you like squish
Bombshell if you like plush but firm
>>9480463
Firm pillows are shit. Selma wins!
>>9472778
Autism down from an 8/10 to a 3/10.
Nice job anon, here is some autism to cover the difference.
>>9475967
ok, i can see where you're coming from
if they added in more a mystery-solving angle it would've been badass. i enjoyed it anyway, but i definitely thought i would be doing more detective work, like the tattoo on the arm. it never came back up again right?
>>9480512
Oh fuck, Gregg, the Acid's hitting!
>>9480526
I would say that the diamond was an indicator that the arm belonged to someone that nobody would care about or had no future. Just what the black goat cult wanted, to be honest.
Kinda more of a foreshadowing tool though.
Lots of that in the game.
>>9480477
Jokes on you, I prefer my thicc to be /fit/ anyways
>>9480589
I kinda wonder if the cult members getting sloppy was like a sign that they were approaching the end of their "tenure" as the ones feeding the Black Goat. Even Eide managed to get spotted by Mae on Harfest and they were basically ready to turn over abomination feeding duties to the kids when they were confronted. Even if Mae and her friends didn't find the arm someone would have and things would start falling apart, albeit more slowly than what actually happened in the game.
>>9481002
Or that they were just old and tired.
Vision starts to go.
Hearing too.
You get the idea.
>>9480684
Sig draw more Bea
>>9480684
Sig draw more Doe
>>9480684
Sig draw more Anon
>three zootopia threads
why
>>9481576
Fuck off
"that's a whoppa"
what did he mean by this
>>9481655
WHOPPAH
"Porn" by Selma Ann Forrester
I once seemed to believe that most magazines
Were the quick antidote to my high self-esteem
Making me think if you want to be adored
You need to be roughly as flat as an ironing board
Which was great news for a girl with a not-so-small rump
Stuffed like a foam pillow and pleasantly plump
All round and all soft and thick and bubbly
With a whole lot of squish, which is really what troubled me
Anyway, he was waiting on the site for my picture to load
And now he's typing a comment like his heart
(And something else)
Is about to explode
>>9482088
I appreciate you
Dear sweet lord this background hurts my eyes.
Decent enough picture otherwise but I think I might paste the Mae on like a grey background or something sweet Jesus.
>>9482786
baka
Oh yeah I forgot about this. Someone in the drawthread made a lewd of the racoon mom NPC that walks around town
>mae will never scratch you with her claws
>sexually
>>9482967
daww. Cute, I always liked that NPC. I wonder how many people noticed that she's preggo the first few chapters and later on is walking around town with a baby raccoon in a stroller. It was a cute touch. Though she kinda looks nothing like her. Well sorta
post germs
>>9483117
>>9483117
It's weird that they made him 18, he feels like he should have been Lori's age.
>>9483205
He's just really short
>>9483369
And he's got dynamite.
>>9483373
DYNOMITE
IM A PARKING LOT CHILLING BIRD AND A HALF
I just found Ivan Borowski's tumblr. It's a whole fucking webcomic.
>>9484411
Forgot the image like a dip.
>>9484411
Yup. Definitely one of the worst things to come from NitW.
>>9484420
Mae's autistic gay hermaphrodite son/daughter.
It's the worst.
But it's so good at the same time.
>>9484430
It's just bad man. Like I'm laughing, sure, but just to hide my existential horror.
Good morning Possum Springs!
>>9485659
But who's finger will she suck on without Mae?
>>9486078
Good morning, Anon!
>>9486109
Fuck off, Maebeafag!
>>9486226
Never!
>>9486240
Leave!
>>9486103
Why are you such an insufferable faggot?
>>9486694
I'm not insufferable, you're just a homophobe.
>>9483117
is he the door fixer's son
>>9486832
>>9486868
I don't think they're related. Germ has his own family.
>>9487796
Mae is fucking cute
>>9487796
>loose fitting clothes
fuck off with this fat shaming shit.
>>9487805
Fucking Mae is cute
>>9488277
*upvote*
>>9488277
Fucking Mae is a fuckup
>>9488531
Great thing about being a girl is that even if you're a piece of shit, as long as you are a fuckable piece of shit, guys will still lineup to fight over you. I mean as long as you don't say, commit attempted manslaughter, or something extreme like that.
>>9488747
even then dudes still wanted Nevada-tan
>>9488747
Mae literally almost killed somebody over a baseball game and you still want to fuck her though.
I want to give Mae a foot massage with my tongue
>>9488795
I want Mae to give me an prostate massage with her toes.
does a nitw art pack exists so far?
>>9488795
Me too
>>9489152
WHat do you mean?
i want lori to sit on my face
>>9490767
I-I can sit on y-your face Anon...
>>9490767
Same. I want to lick her mousehole
>>9490864
london
>>9490879
Kurwaland
>>9490879
>mfw thinking about you hurting
>>9483109
>Bea will never bite you with her teeth while giving a blowjob
>>9491421
How about no
>>9491452
I want to stain her pussy red anon.
Thats my fetish.
>>9491525
Then get a better fetish, faggot
>>9491544
>Better Fetish
time to save this garbage general with some quality game discussion
What porn was she lookin' at?
>>9491739
A L L
>>9491739
>quality game discussion
>porn
choose 1 (one)
>>9491807
haha yes good goim
C) none of the above please
E) gas the jyuus x3333
omg did u notice there's no D?????
>>9491863
(you)
>>9491881
aww thanks master, have one in return
BRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPP
no! stop shitposting! we can still right this ship!
>>9491773
man, pansexuals have all the luck
>>9492252
brb omw to mousehole to find Lori
the best ship is actually MaeXEide
>>9492316
>Not saying Maeide
Git gud
>>9492457
>MAYDAY MAYDAY CODE RED
alright, it's been fun guys. im officially closing the /nitwg/. have a good night see you all back at /r6g/.
>>9493397
Nah I'm keeping it open, you don't get to decide when it closes :)
>>9493420
shut the fuck up retard these threads are over
>>9493431
new
>>9493436
Nope :^)