ITT: Pokemon are real - an RP thread Fuck the haters edition

Stop bumping threads made by snakes ffs

>>9452932
Wat

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>>9454335

>>9454335
Suck a fucking dick

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>>9454438
Sage with an image bumps the thread bones.

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>>9454471
i dont even understand what saging is man

Dave ruined these threads

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>>9454541
For the japs it means to lower or something

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This is now a gay pokephilia thread

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>>9454921
You had one job
One
Job

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>>9454975
Shit how did that end up in my gay folder

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str8 lel
time for some (you)s

>>9455102
It has a cloaca, and thus it could be a guy.

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>>9455138
okay, no cloaca then
:^)

>>9455170
How do you know the biology of a Pokemon? That's totally a guy too, it's just not erect.
;^)

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>>9455215
>liking futa

>>9455321
>clint showing to theta where his penis is

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>tfw i didn't fug the knife wife

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>>9455355
kek

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>tfw auto post canceled for some reason

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I have too much lucario stuff

So how the fuck is there even RP in these threads if you spam pokeporn whenever you don't like the OP?

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>>9455777
>payday but lewd

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>>9455890
This is only happening because an ausfag is being a cunt. Go figure.

Image cap on /trash/ is 251? Surprising considering the post cap isn't higher.

i have no images and i must lewd2 post

So... What's the best type?

>>9456453
you're my type anon

>>9456453
Ghost, duh.

i wish i was dead

Ghost type best type

>>9456513
no

I wish I were less dead

>>9456513
Don't we all, anon.
>>9456483
This is true. How do you feel about Poison types, anon?
>>9456482
B-but anon, that's gay.

R O C K H A R D

>>9456550
i wish i was happy
and my friends to stop trying to make me hate the other one who they are against

>>9456565
Poison types are also nice.

>>9456586
Wat

>>9456597
sooner or later everyone will know

>>9456617
I say again
Wat

>>9456586
Croags?

>>9456565
the numbers say that there's nothing wrong with liking dicks

>>9456639
Cocks are the true path to enlightenment.

>>9456637
...
yes

>>9456639
What if I already like dick tho
>>9456597
Nice.
What're your top 5 types?

Poll for you all
http://www.strawpoll.me/13016610

>>9456677
Ghost, Ice, Dark, Grass, Fire.

>>9456699
before par of before today?

>>9456705
>Grass
I mean Poison.

>>9456658
>>9456677
What do you think about dickgirls
I mean I'm a filthy bi

>>9456748
Yes.
Very yes.

>>9456748
Depends. If the dick is of normal proportions of and the tits are small or non existent I don't mind.
>>9456705
Nice taste, anon.

>>9456723
Before today I guess?

>>9456669
i feel awful
everytime they keeps insulting while i just watch quietly like a kid who sees their divorcing parents welling at each other
but not like how i feel matters anyway

>>9456784
Thank.

>>9456771
>>9456784
I like dicks but I also like tits and hips what do

>>9456872
Same.
Dickgirls, my guy.
Big tall dickgirls with thicc powerful thighs for squeezing your head while you suck them off.

>>9456784
Where'd that of come from? Fucking hell, how do always manage to add or skip words.
>>9456872
Get a /fit/fag and grope his pecs, I guess? Fuck, some of those guys have hips from hell, too.
Trans-girls typically hate their dicks so unless you got a chick to use a strap on on you that's a no go.

>>9456834
How any of us feels doesn't matter to anybody else unless they're emotionally vested in you.

>>9456834
Nobody gives a shit

>>9456988
>>9457015
maybe everyone is right and i'm always wrong like usual, but the need for overagressiveness is necesary?

>>9448700
cock

>>9457113
good

>>9457058
cock

>>9456872
Another option: Find a girly-ish dude with/the ability to get the figure you're looking for, crossdressing, stuffing, bam. Dickgirl(male).

>>9457113
thick, meaty, throbbing cock, dripping with precum and begging to be sucked dry

new
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>>9457192
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>>9457171
Please shove it down my throat.

>>9457058
Nobody is right, Noodles is a fuckass for bitching about PAR on /vp/ and the discord is a fuckass for getting mad at Noodles not leaving fast enough