ITT: Pokemon are real - AKA the Pokemon Roleplaying General.
Everything said in here is an artistic work of fiction, not a representation of the posters - or else we actually would be Pokemon.
What is your opinion on snake pokemon?
Rules/Info: http://pastebin.com/dy3GD8Me (embed)
Characters: http://pastebin.com/wVFqcLZh (embed)
Recap: http://pastebin.com/smet7PBJ (embed)
Previous thread: >>9434864
>character that has immortality due to legendary blessing
>one of his characters whole team has immunity to psychic abilities because of another legend blessing
>gave a character a minor legendary pokemon(heatran) and justified it with "its in their backstory why they have it and a level 100 team"
>necrozma is a invincible legend that faints for like 2 minutes tops
>has a shiny L100 metagross that has padding to make it even more powerful
>It uses power moves! And they have the same accuracy as normal moves because he wants it to
>is massively heterophobic, every time the subject of vaginas or straight relationships came up he points out how much he hates and dislikes them
>self inserts that into his characters, he had one of his characters use magic to curse all straight relationships to fail and had another of his characters bleach his brain after seeing a female
>decided that pokemon can mega evolve through gay thoughts, but not straight
>turned legendary pokemon into literal Gods and he plays the three most 'powerful' legendary pokemon (dialga, palkia and Arceus) and has them just apear in front of people just by saying their names out loud
>in fact he plays like half of the most powerful characters, he has like 10+ maybe even close to 20 characters and almost all of them are among the most powerful characters in the whole RP with the less powerful ones being basically nonexistent in the RP and only being kept around so that he can say "no, I don't only use power fantasy characters"
>decided to rename an entire pokemon species in the RP to fit his headcanon (sylvally into type: full)
>Nerfs everything and everyone down to the L60 and less range, and proceeds to bump up his own characters to L100 at the same time
>made it impossible for people to reasonably get close to the levels that his characters are at under the reasoning that "it would take months and months of training to get to that"
>>9442932
Thanks for ruining shit for everyone Dave
>>9442932
holy shit that's a wall of salt, someone call Gengy, he's got a son.
HOSHI WAS RIGHT
>Ignore the facts by calling someone "salty"
*farts*
>Pulls down pants
>lays down a wet, steamy shit
>>9443362
hi jinx
>>9443410
hi paul
>>9443432
hi mecha
You motherfuckers got room for a mutated autistic Star(you)?
>>9443437
hi lupin
>>9443437
hi lupin
>>9443450
hi chat
Is this actually the 2nd ERP general in disguise?
>>9443469
Maybe I'll find more lolis here!
>>9443469
>gibs the succ
>>9443508
I doubt it, friend.
>>9443561
We mustn't give up hope, chum. I'm sure with whoever this "Pokedave" person gone, there will be many a young, naive trainers about!
>>9443508
will.. you.. shut... the.. fuck.. up..
i dont get pissed at people but jeasus christ
back off please its the internet and porn in a thread called /trash/ were people talk about shiting there pants and fucking dogs. and i get a little exited about some fun ass sonic RP i had and you sound like im the weirdest one here.
so chill ok? jeasus
>no one to even shitpost here
man im out
>>9442932
>Decide to rejoin these threads
>See this.
>Spend a good 5 minutes giggling
Holy shit, when I was 10 years old I rped better than this guy.
>>9443595
>tfw nobody plays this eeveelution in the threads
I'll never get the pink succ
>>9443586
>will.. you.. shut... the.. fuck.. up..
Please tell me this is pasta
>>9443614
they do tho
Is this the shitpost general
>>9443622
I don't want anthro
>>9443631
I want anthro
>>9443652
I want feral
Just that one
and maybe a few others
I'm sick, I know.
>>9443652
Do you
Do you really
>>9443615
Its Chat from erp.
>>9443677
BATEMAN
WE ARE BLESSED
>>9443692
>from erp
Fuck that, he came from the JOI threads
NOBODY wants his ass in our thread.
>>9443659
Disgusting
>>9443678
...Y-yes, just like that.
>>9443715
Y-You know what I meant.
ERP Thread
Alternative Furfag Edition
Previous thread >>9440891
>>9442932
So what's up with this guy? Did everyone get mad at him and leave, or what the fuck?
*brrrrrrap*
>>9443732
fuck off this isnt the thread you rabid cunt
>>9443776
It is now
>"Dave" Hyacinthus Gropius
How fucking unoriginal can you get?
I have just the ava for this
man leave the retards alone
>>9443809
>Making yourself related to Ghetsis
for what purpose
>>9443758
Noodles or the guy being talked about in that post?
>Autistic aura Anubis noises
>>9443852
PokeDave
Also man that's fucking awful. It reminds me of this one furry who used to attentionwhore in this pokemon rp chatzy room called "Poketrainertiger"
>>9443758
It's one or two faggots getting salty about problems that were solved a long time ago.
>>9443875
L U C Y
bug a cute
cool bug is for cool hug
>>9443875
LUCARIO IS
BANND
READ THE RULES U FUCKER
>>9443941
would fuck
>>9443936
>tiff
???
I found the aborted child of /ERP/ and /HG/
>>9443936
nice OC, u draw her???
>>9443985
>>9443990
>Kills all pokemon in thread
>Becomes tru master
>You like this
>>9443968
But /vp/ is the one who crashed this place.
>>9443995
bugge
>>9444006
>>9444014
>>9444021
>>9443894
Well, that might possibly be the case, but I'm pretty it might be someone linked here from the /vp/ thread
>>9444028
>>9444045
>>9444050
>>9444056
>>9444037
we sordpostan now
>>9444061
image limit here we come
>>9444063
>>9444082
>>9444089
>>9444096
>>9444109
>>9444088
>>9444113
>>9444120
>>9444125
>>9444132
>>9444134
>>9443877
PokeDave guy is part of a problem but not quite that bad.
The true problem is passive aggressiveness, everyone here will just smile at you and wave when they actually.
This whole current Drama as a whole just smells of two sides trying to convince themselves that they did nothing wrong when in fact both sides were most likely in the wrong
>>9444114
>>9444126
sup
>>9444126
( Thank goodness. )
( This version of thread is forsaken, get in on next I guess )
Guys we could make a community out of this, I'll start writing up the rules.
>>9444137
>>9444138
PokeDave, Speedy, Hoshi, Paul.
Whos the worst out of all of them?
>>9444149
Image dumping won't save you from the pain
>>9444161
>>9444146
you could make a religion out of this
>>9444157
Chat.
>>9444126
good to see you're still with us.
>>9444140
yo
>>9444126
Soon, my friend.
>>9444157
chat, duh
>>9444138
>BOOKER
WAS
>RIGHT
ALL
>ALONG
>>9444175
where the sord yiff at
>>9444157
Speedy.
>>9444157
Gonna need a redpill on speedy but so far Paul
>>9444157
Chat > PokeDave > Hoshi > Paul > Speedy
>>9444185
i wish i knew man
>>9444192
Actually it's "famalasada"
>>9444203
what do i pay you for
>>9444206
>>9444217
but you dont pay me
>>9444138
Not surprising for a community based on pokemon. There's always a massive amount of autists, and taking the bitch way out of any altercation by being passive-aggressive sounds right up y'alls alley.
>>9444230
hows 5 an hour sound
Objectmons?
>>9444247
5 what
thanks for hosting
>>9444263
5 sord
Real talk somebody mistook full aggro for passive aggression because there wasn't gorespam attached to it
ERP vs HG vs PAR who win?
>>9444278
you got a deal man
>>9444294
noic
magnets
>>9444287
HG for numbers
ERP for autism
PAR for creative lewd
>>9444304
have some plush since i have like no sord
>>9444311
knives
>>9444320
nice
>>9444313
HG and ERP duke it out. I bet on HG winning slightly because of the greater quantity of avas. PAR is a literally who and the bitch of both.
HG and ERP are both currently shitposting here and PAR can't do anything, while HG and ERP's threads are both having normal, pleasant nights.
>>9444323
a cute
>>9444284
You must be a priest player, full aggro is the only way to climb the ladder this meta.
>>9444313
Hey hey, ERP has its autism but we don't have an entire pastebin of autistic rules
>>9444344
BUT YOU GOT DUBZZZZZZZZZ FADAER
>>9444338
steel type best type
>>9444349
>>9444351
hella
>>9444344
I don't know what to give ERP then, because your lewds are kinda boring
>>9444358
*slips my penis into your penis*
hi owain
>>9444368
>>9444358
Sorry we can't all have hyper inflation and dicknipples in our sessions anon
>>9444234
From what I understand there is definitely some resentment that is hidden behind smiles here.
Looking through the archives it does seem that people here are quick to dismiss potentially valid complaints and other things that they don't like
>>9444371
>>9444367
Me, come back when you have a literal prism Pokemon with chocolate flavored saliva giving you a blowjob
>>9444386
>>9444393
a thing I never get to post and is in this folder for some reason
>>9444397
>>9444406
yes
>>9444414
cutest plush
all years
>>9444420
yes
>>9444432
oui
>>9444444
ASDAKTHGLKJLKQ CUKC CUKC CUKC
>>9444444
pshhh
>>9444444
Congratulations
>>9444444
At least /hg/ cancer didn't get the get. Victory for us.
>>9444444
nice
>>9444445
nice
>>9444481
You literally fuck babbys.
>>9444481
Shut up, Ranma.
>>9444444
i hate you so much right now
>>9444485
hold me
>>9444444
Grats on the get. At least it wasn't the actual pedophiles that didn't get the get. That's a win for literally everyone
>>9444444
At least /tlhg/ cancer didn't get the get. Victory for us.
>>9444492
>hold a bone
>>9444444
ERP ALWAYS WINS BAYBEE
>>9444513
Nah that was a homebrew PAR get.
>>9444444
PAR STRONG
>>9444444
HOW DO THOSE SOUR GRAPES TASTE?
>>9444522
This has been an ERP thread for a while.
>>9444385
just like when turts tried to legit apologize and no one bothered with it lol
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bUFWXpYJKaI
>Thread actively being killed
>Quintsget
what evven is this anymore
G A Y L I E N
>>9444481
>pedophiles think they have the right to call anyone else cancer
Kek
>>9444444
>Sassy cat gets the get.
I'm totally okay with this. You go Sassy cat.
You earned this.
>>9444481
>pedofags have to justify themselves like this
embarassing
>>9444531
Maybe so, but it's labeled PAR and PAR was the group spamming art. Also I'm the one who fucking got it and I say it was for PAR
>>9444542
M A G N E T S
>>9444556
P S Y C H I C S
Even in death, PAR steals one last get.
Eat your heart out, cunts.
>>9444481
>A moronic rping community
>Literal pedophiles
HMM
WHICH IS THE REAL CANCER
Good thing my original oc isn't on the ban list!
>>9444555
trips confirm
Gay aliens, huh?
This may be insensitive:
Can they give you ayyds?
>>9444575
The actual pedophiles are in /hg/.
>>9444620
yes
>>9444509
>hold a gay
>>9444534
he also got himself banned to prove he didn't shit post the place to begin with
real dedication
but we'll still shit post him anyways cause he
>"hurt my feewings"
choke on my seven inch cock noodles
>>9444564
S T E E L
But P S Y C H I C acool too
tfw you left your metagross line pics in another computer
>>9444639
u a best
>>9444651
plz
F U C K S N A K E S
>>9444669
nah u
L
A
M
P
>>9444682
u
>>9444625
>THLG general tries to defend itself
One pedo is better than a community of them, kiddyfuckers.
>>9444684
u
>>9444687
>One pedo
All of /hg/ are pedos.
>>9444695
u tho
>>9444700
alright but consider this
u
Anabel a best
Alas, she returns to this
Snake-stirred shitstorm salt
>>9444704
Where is your proof
>>9444710
>>9444700
you are both a cool
Unlike most mewtwo stuff tho
Psicatte needs to chill
>>9444710
u tho
srsly
>>9444722
Give me a minute to search Desuarchive, the screencap s there somewhere
>>9444699
>All of /hg/ are pedos
Litearlly the only pedo there is Kamina.
Go back to jerking off to your little girls.
>>9444731
but like u tho
>>9444729
mewtwo a cool
>>9444729
a cute
>>9444747
u tho
>>9444744
Jokes on you we all gay af
>>9444744
There is only one.
Who's explicitly not lewd.
Please project harder.
L
A
M
P
>>9444762
do i need to come over there and gay you up
>>9444775
gay me the fuck up
>>9444775
yes plz
>>9444766
this is very true.
most of us are at least bi.
Dicks-cord, amirite?
>>9444784
one at a time my guy
>>9444786
hella hella
alright go get me a ticket and an aircon suit
LAMP
>>9444775
Dude the power of dick has converted pretty much everyone
It's to the point I'm playing girls and fully expect to get dicked at some point.
>>9444766
>>9444768
AIn't referring to yall, referring to TLHG
>>9444811
yes finally
>>9444824
yisss
>>9444791
Fill your mind of dick and churn out a 4700+ character long gay lewdfic of questionable quality
Such is the PAR experience
this Greninja's name is odd.
Kanabos are clubs.
Really fucking heavy ones.
>>9444815
OK bro we cool
Just checking it wasn't us
We dont lewd kids here
>>9444829
lamp
>>9444838
L A M P
A
M
P
>>9444851
LAMP
>>9444838
L A M P
>>9444861
lamp a BES
>>9444880
INDISPUTABLY SO
imma keep dumping banettes jic yall dont have any
lamp
>>9445022
is cute and gets dubs
You guys are all cool people
>>9445028
yes
>>9445036
thanks magnerd
>>9445036
u 2
>>9445045
qt
oh heres some junk i found from
a place
>dab
wellp
thats the end of that
hope you/whoever got some new junk out of that