Hunger Games Thread / HG Thread: The Gorey Gauntlet LXVII cont.
[What is the Hunger Games?]
In these threads, someone may call for “First24/36/48/unlimited”. When that happens, reply to the post with a name and picture of an avatar you want to use as a tribute in a Hunger Games simulation. You should also put gender in case it isn’t clear. From there, just sit back and watch as the host of the game runs the sim and puts your tribute in a fight to the death with all the rest entered!
During games and during downtime, many people RP as their main avatars (or “avas”). It’s not necessary, but it’s recommended to fully feel like you’re in the game. Don’t be shy to just jump right in!
DAY 6!
Tastes like failure.
You're all gonna summon a hurricane at this point.
First, bitches
>enters thread
>>9437725
>Jam disappears into a run-down shack for a moment. The sounds of high speed cooking come from inside.
>It isn't long before Jam returns with a piping hot plate of rice for him.
Here! You eat this!
Very good for you!
>>9437755
What a mess! Very fun, but this take ages to get out now!
I have a lot of regret!
>>9437755
No seriously. What's with the rain Danes?
>>9437718
i did not waste five years of my life looking at this just to be denied that
crop out reimi right fucking now
>tfw you're comfily playing DF and HG while listening to nostalgic music
Life is perfect.
GRANDPA'S GONNA SUE THE PANTS OFF SANTA
>>9437755
Good to see my skills in combat are much greater than my skills at cooking or table sports.
NIGHT 6!
Night is most definitely Night Dog's time to shine.
Sorry about your clothes, Lenny.
>>9437794
I REFUSE
>>9437724
You must look at all of the possibilities. They may just be under your nose! That is, if you had one. Wellllllllll..
I do produce the most welcoming sounds whenever I do sing. It has been this way since my youth. However, I only do so out of entertainment and it would be very entertaining to sing with others despite how bad they may be.
>>9437808
>This brings back the worst kinds of memories.
>>9437794
not his fault you spent five years searching for a shit image
>>9437816
JUST DO HIS FUCKING SMUG ASS FACE VINO YOU DON'T EVEN HAVE TO DO THE DIALOGUE
>>9437815
Well, I've had worse. What could possibly go wr-
>>9437788
Oh.
>>9437812
You robot? Maybe you have cleaning tool to get paint off?
I would appreciate very much!
>>9437815
I thought tan was good before, but now I make even better!
>>9437788
>Fucking shoots
>>9437828
actually yes it is because he gave me the inspiration to look for it
>>9437836
YOU THINK I WOULD STOOP TO THE LEVEL OF CROPPING FAT FETISHES FOR ART
I, THE GLORIOUS SHITPOSTER, CLAIRE "VINO" STANFIELD, REFUSE TO DROP TO SUCH A LEVEL
>>9437808
I fucking love this movie.
>>9437790
>"Yeeesh, she works fast with food."
Well, better try this out. Though, it just looks like rice to me.
>Not wasting any time, he scoops up a large amount of rice in his hands, throwing inside his mouth. He then begins to chew slowly, but immediately his eyes widen and he stops.
F E A S T B O Y S
Banned from my games, Night Dog.
>>9437808
OH MY GOD I CAN HEAR IT.
I'M LISTENING TO VEKTOR ON FULL VOLUME AND I CAN STILL HEAR THE FAUX SPANISH ACCENT.
HELP.
GRANDMA GOT RUN OVER BY A JOHN DEERE
>>9437873
Aw shit. I'm toast.
Well goodnight everybody, I had a blast with you all tonight.
>>9437858
VINO I SWEAR TO JESUS
YOU DON'T KNOW WHEN YOU'RE GOING TO NEED THAT IMAGE WHICH IS WHY YOU SHOULD DO IT NOW
plus you've already played 2hu so what's the harm lmao
>>9437866
Well? Cooking is good, yes?
Better for you than junk and candy! Make sure you leave no bites left!
>>9437873
Maybe next time you no come in kitchen when cook is at work!
>>9437873
Truth be told I deserved that. Pineapple pizza is disgusting.
>>9437815
>Susie has managed to burn away her towel, her metal body now red hot
Oh dear...I think I stayed out much too long.
>>9437842
I have a high pressure hose in my mech suit, I think it might be a bit strong for primitive skin though...
>>9437873
Even though I'm from another planet I can tell your taste in food is deserving of death.
>>9437827
How interesting. I wish to hear your singing for myself if it's that good. I think I'm a fairly good singer myself.
>>9437891
....I played half of two of the games..
>>9437808
HE KNOWS THE LAW IS ON HIS SIDE
(ON HIS SIDE)
DAY 7!
It's always entertaining when the post-Feast deaths are out of pure stupidity.
>>9437890
Seeya, Lenny!
>>9437900
two halves make one whole vino, this is basic math
no dignity
>>9437904
Here I am with the President conquering a planet for its resources, and here is a different photo from the same trip of me at the beach, and this photo is from-
NIGHT 7!
Too MILF-y for her own good.
>>9437899
No worry! I very confident in my ability!
>Jam stands with her arms and legs spread out like a starfish.
Water far better than messy paint any day!
>>9437904
>Jam unknowingly leaves the bounds of the gauntlet without any way back up.
D'oh...! Too reckless!
Next time I keep eyes open. Need all the prizes I can get!
>>9437918
Yeah
And one screencap of a fat fetish drawing in my ava folder equals degeneracy
Besides I don't even have my Rohan folder anymore after moving computers that's why I just use the one meme image it's the only one I have saved
>>9437897
>He swallows the rice, giving the woman victory sign with his fingers.
This rice is pretty dang good! Uh, oh yeah. Thanks lady!
Oh, shit, alright, it all ends next slide! Place your bets now!
>>9437937
Oh...
>>9437959
A U B R E Y
U
B
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E
Y
>>9437945
>Jam laughs happily in response.
"Lady"? Please, you call me Jam!
>>9437937
>>9437959
I have good feeling that robot wins!
>>9437959
>I can't vote for anyone else but Susie or else it would be blasphemy.
>>9437937
What on earth!? This is destruction of private property! I'm calling security!
>>9437939
>Pulls out a very cannon shaped hose from the robot
I hope you're prepared, like I said it's used for washing down machines and spaceships.
>Blasts Jam with a torrent of water with enough force to put a hole through a brick wall
>>9437959
Susie
>>9437943
It's not degeneracy if no one knows what it is
and you can make that two images instead because your favorite anon just happens to have another meme image
>>9437890
Tata for now! I shall watch the world speed up without you.
>>9437899
You care a for a demonstration?
>Grabbing the robot once more, she sits Susie in front of her.
I do hope you enjoy this brief showing! I shall sing a favorite of mine from my youth.
>Clearing her throat with a cough, she reaches her hand into the sky with her eyes closed. Belting out in t loud voice.
Velllllllllvet, oh velvet room..
Myyyyyyyy master has a big nose!
>She punctuates her perforce with a bow and a smile to her guest.
Hmm, I remember that seeming much larger when I was young.
>>9438000
>2hu wins again lol
>>9438000
Shit winner
Shit game
Fuck you too
>>9438000
>>9438003
Who said you were my favorite anon
I'm my favorite anon
>>9437982
>Jam is sent flying by the powerful blast of water, but at least she's no longer covered in paint! The force knocks the wind out of her, so she can't even yell a "Thank you!" as she arcs into the sky.
>>9438000
Aww! Lost in battle and in gambling!
CONGRATULATIONS KOGASA TATARA!
You are the newest Gorey Gauntlet Champion!
Your wincard will be out shortly.
But first, the Placements, followed by the Summary.
>>9438012
Reminder that the 2nd Gorey Gauntlet Championship's top three was all 2hu.
>>9438026
thanks for hosting
>>9438022
I-I did
Are you fucking cheating on me vino? Depending on what you say next, I may or may not have to kick your ass
I fucking hate 2who
>>9438042
Yes, and you love it, you slut
>>9437971
Heh, strawberry Jam. Hnmmm... I like that.
>He looks at the plate of rice and back at Jam.
The name is Ichiya Amakaze! A guy who is always wanting to do cool things... despite the blowback I might get.
>>9438026
Thanks for the match dude. It was pretty good... until a dumbass tried to save me.
>>9438026
Congratulations, and thank you for hosting
>>9438039
Thanks for the chance.
>>9438000
>>9438026
Oh I guess all those rain dances did do something. Grats winner and thanks gote.
>>9438000
Does anyone else feel that odd tingling sensa-
>>9438010
Oh my, that was certainly interesting! Are most of the songs you sing this compact?
>>9438023
I hope I didn't hurt her too much, I had it set much higher than I thought...
>>9438039
Congratulations to the winner. Thank you for hosting.
>>9438039
I should've tried harder if one was to receive this much jeering. Congratulations to her. I thank you for this game.
>>9438052
Motherfucker you're good
This doesn't make me gay tho btw
>>9438039
Thanks for hosting anyways
>>9437808
GRANDMA'S HANGING OUT WITH ALL THOSE LATE, GREAT, STARS FOR THE HEAVENLYEST CHRISTMAS OF HER LIFE
>>9438026
>It's a Touhou wins again episode.
>>9438054
Oooh! "Cool things"! Very radical!
>Jam offers her friendliest smile.
Cool is very good but remember healthy too! Proper diet is very important for living happily!
>>9438039
31st place isn't that bad...
>>9438026
Congrats, umbrella lady! Thank you
>Eats girl scout cookies loudly
>Thin mints, specifically, which are objectively the best kind of girlscout cookie
>>9438039
I almost forget!
Thank you host! I offer you discount at my restaurant. All very good food!
Bring friends!
>>9438111
I see you've picked your side.
>a gal
>a pal
>>9438114
Thanks for playing.
>>9438111
I'm gonna say this right now: Thanks-A-Lots are almost as good, if not slightly better. Especially with milk.
>>9438086
Gotcha ya m- I mean Jam. But don't worry about it, I go to gym to get some kind of workout. And in the end, I think i'm pretty fit for your average high schooler.
>>9438088
At least it isn't 2nd place. Absolutely soul crushing.
>>9438104
Uweh...
yuno please host
>>9438111
>not samoas
kys vino, again
>>9438063
I am pleased you enjoyed my talent. Indeed they are! However the only one I can mostly recall was the one I just sang. All the others are just distant memories. I remember the one I had sang about my brother. Oh, he was so upset whenever I did! Now are you willing to share your skills with me. I promise to not be harsh.
>>9438111
>A woman comes into view looking all over the place. As she gets closer, she stops in front of the man. Then she smells his breath.
Ah! So that wonderful smell was coming from you! Mystery solved!
>>9438111
Samoans are equally good.
>>9438150
Someone else said they were going to.
I'll go tomorrow.
>>9438143
That junk no good for you! Eat good food and you get better results from workout, I guarantee!
>Jam leans forwards over the table and flexes one of her arms for him.
See? My workout pay off very good!
>>9438174
>Samoans
Fucking cannibal
>>9438165
>samoas
Die.
>>9438176
Please? I'm sure Okane would gladly wait one for game if you're willing to host.
>>9438176
what if they dont tho
>>9438176
Night/afternoon?
>>9438183
Autocorrecting nanomachines, son!
>>9438176
pls ;-;
>>9438123
I ain't picked nothin', besides the fact that the only good thing 'bout the future is these cookies.
>>9438141
>Shut the fuck up
>>9438165
>Shut the fuck up
>>9438174
>Shut the fuck up
>>9438169
>The assassin, his cookie-eating free time interrupted by this odd woman, is stuck doing nothing but awkwardly retracting his head as she invades his personal space and smells his breath. He groans uncomfortably, scooting back a bit in his chair.
Lady, ain't anybody ever taught you about not sniffin' strangers right off the bat? Ya do that around here too often 'n you'll get shot, I'm tellin' ya.
Why do people want Yuno's shit game?
>>9438196
Watch it be dead hours again. With just Hoshi n Yukine spamming entries.
>>9438191
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>>9438209
*grumble grumble*
Thread in 10 minutes.
>>9438214
Because it's not shit, you ungrateful fuck.
>>9438169
I-I suppose it won't hurt to sing just one song.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BYgRzVnRGRk
>>9438218
Ily Yuno
>kissu
>>9438211
Banned from my games desu.
>>9438218
thanks yuno senpai
>>9438239
>Good I don't want to be part of your shit games anyway
What faction am I supposed to join?
>>9438239
>Using my meme
>>9438211
I said just as good, not better. calm yer tits, lad.
>>9438104
(This isn't gonna get me senpai but thanks anyway)
>>9438247
G A L S
Which faction will Hoshi and Yukine back this time?
>>9438182
Whooooa... Alrighty then!
>He thrust a fist into the air with excitement brimming from his very being.
I'll eat more good stuff and I will be even more awesome!
>>9438247
Gal pals is the only correct answer.
>>9438247
Murica's
>>9438247
The diseased one.
>>9438247
Pandemonium.
You're a desease that hates humans after all
>>9438247
Whichever one you like.
One more blink and I would have been in the arms of Morpheus right about now..
>>9438104
Gonna end up entering as Touhou Remover if you keep rigging it for these damned fairies.
>>9438169
H-Hey, the frog legs are gonna be cold at this rate.
And I hate cold food.
>>9438247
Take your pick.
>>9438256
You mean DMG?
>>9438286
(No)
>>9438247
'Murica
>>9438261
Very nice!
>Jam puts both her hands down on the table and leans in even closer.
You also tell your friends to come to my restaurant! Food is very good and prices affordable!
>>9438289
Who then?
>>9438228
It's default/typo shit
>>9438303
good job proving you haven't even read any of the events
none of it's default
>>9438256
Thanks for playing.
>>9438278
But you don't have to, since you can be deemed "Official Cancer Remover" like Reigen.
>>9438314
Lol k
>>9438318
Pandemonium, the monster faction.
>>9438259
I'm going to be neutral, thanks.
>>9438300
(Ruby)
>>9438299
>Ichiya leans back a bit from Jam.
Easy up on with the leaning, alright? But sure, i'll ask my friends to come over to your restaurant. Heck, they might enjoy it more than me.
>>9438330
NO1 when?
>>9438303
This. Let's hope based Seth hosts Rigginsmania instead. It's the only good code anyway.
>>9438337
Meh
Alright folks, I've got a proposition for ya. I'm gettin' a bit interested in these faction things, so I'm gonna raise ya all a little bit of an ultimatum. I ain't never gonna join any 'a you. I'm always gonna be loyal ta my family, first 'n foremost. But, that don't mean I can't raise a bit 'a money on the sidelines. So, here's the deal.
Ya want an extra set 'a hands for your faction? I'm for hire. Highest bid gets me for one- count it, one- game. Another game is another bid. Got it? Start bettin'. Startin' bets at one grand.
>>9438317
>Like Reigen
>Reigen fagged a 2who
Seth fags a 2who when?
>>9438247
>>9438318
Gals Bein' Pals is the best, Tricky.
>>9438211
That is quite the specific lesson to teach. I don't think anyone would have the thought process to think of teaching someone of that.
>Still looking around, her yellow eyes lock with the box he's holding. She once again gets really close to look at it.
Despite my delicate appearance, I am not afraid of violence if it were to happen. This box. Could it be the source of this delectable scent?
>>9438231
>Once finished, the woman claps with extreme speed. She then takes the robot's hands, kneeling to her eye level.
That was just divine! Even if I could barely hear you at points, I greatly admire your passion. This is what I love about the art of song.
>>9438278
There you are! I had began to thought you were avoiding me. What a silly thought I had. So where are they?
>>9438282
I'll take the yga faction.
>>9438334
>Jam stands up straight and jumps for joy.
Nice!
You tell them if I no here, that means I fighting here for extra money, okay?
>>9438348
Reigen FAGS a 2hu. Sukuna.
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>>9438356
Th-Thank you. I appreciate your honesty as well, I'm not going to pretend I'm the best singer by any means but I feel fairly confident that I'm at least "decent". With this I must bid farewell for now though, I hope to see you again next time I decide to play.