/TLHG/ - The Loud House General
Worst Sister Edition
>Booru:
http://tlb.booru.org/
>Fanfics:
http://tlb.booru.org/index.php?page=forum&s=view&id=2
>Discord:
https://discord.gg/gvs7Xx7
>Thread Archive:
http://pastebin.com/h2ZBJ3GS
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>Episodes:
http://pastebin.com/KM6yNJpe
>Extras:
http://pastebin.com/59KNQH3Z
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News:
>Paramount making The Loud House Movie due 2020
deadline.com/2017/03/spongebob-loud-house-sherlock-gnomes-1202054433
>The Loud House: "There Will Be Chaos", New Books & DVD Announced
http://nickalive.blogspot.com/2017/03/new-loud-house-books-and-dvd-announced.html
>The Loud House to introduce the Casagrande family and a character with Down Syndrome
http://variety.com/2017/tv/spotlight/nickelodeon-disney-loud-house-1202407637/
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This Week's Episodes:
Pets Peeved
>When Lana brings home a new pet, who the children adore, the four original Loud pets scheme to get rid of him
DL: https://drive.google.com/file/d/0B8WZHGEPmx21ejlrVUFXb3FvMDQ
Out of the Picture
>Afraid they will be forgotten, Lincoln and Clyde want to make a splash in the yearbook and crash group photos
DL: https://drive.google.com/open?id=0B8WZHGEPmx21YkYyUkU4T2pwRzg jh
Room With a Feud
>Seeing his sisters fight with their roommates, Lincoln suggests a room shuffle based on a compatibility test.
DL: https://mega.nz/#!3FxxjIRL!ykiBC0rBrSgJSmM3QhNQuSbf1G3Z5SPzAr1DnzbtndY
Spell It Out
>Tired of her siblings walking all over her, Lucy turns to a spell book to teach her siblings a lesson
DL: https://drive.google.com/file/d/0BzoqlqTNMXr5a0dHdWE3V0xaUWs/
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Upcoming Episode:
Relative Chaos (Monday/Memorial Day: 5/29)
>Ronnie Anne and Bobby visit their crazy, chaotic extended family. Bobby fits in great but Ronnie Anne struggles with the smothering nature of their relatives
Promo: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sAI5-GaBTjs
She's a treasure
She's a nice wonderful slow person.
>>9428812
>>9428832
Too bad she has an awful laugh.
Reminder that Savino is trash like the rest of us.
An older Lily is a cute Lily!
Dubsh
Dubs.
>>9428879
Reminder that that comic ended with putting incest down.
>>9428903
>it's a two active threads episode
>>9428909
>>9428917
>>9428916
*ahem*
I've seen your future anon, and it's all downhill from here.
>>9428916
Not our fault people are stubborn and haven't moved yet.
http://tlb.booru.org/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=38144
http://tlb.booru.org/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=38143
>>9428927
I think we all know where this is going.
>9428889
>First thing teofag does is try and derail the thread with dubs
>shows up early on a non-school day
Really makes you think doesn't it?
>>9428956
This character is just a generic three dimensional smiley face with with limbs. I used to have standards, goddammit. fap fap fap...
Guess what!
>>9428769
delete this
>>9429138
Yes what?
>>9429138
You had your period and you used the blood for some sort of ritual?
>>9429148
Don't most require Virgin blood though?
>>9429159
I dunno. Maybe there's some sort of demon or something that has a thing for period blood.
>>9429147
I'm a girl. Best girl.
>>9429167
I'm not sure about best girl, but yes, you are a girl.
>>9429167
Of course, as usual.
>>9428892
>make comic of several pages of incest just for fun
>last one feeling guilt, as a joke and a small jab "catholic guilt"
>INCEST DEAD
So if someone draws a comic, no matter how many pages, everything in it becomes invalidated by the last page, even if it's a gag?
You're just as bad as those shipfags that go crazy over two characters that never interacted but just appeared on the screen at the same time
>>9429195
Best understated dancer?
It would be Lucy that kills the thread, huh?
Lucy brings thread back to life.
Would you still love your Loudfu if she went a bit mental
>>9429420
Depends, how crazy would Lincoln be?
With how Room with a Feud gave us new crack pairings I'm surprised we've yet to jump on those hot new ships.
LucyxLuan anyone?
>>9429426
Something in the lines of that one friend in school who is following you a bit too much I guess
Post some Cute Lucy pics.
>>9429444
Hmm, I think I would, if it was Lincoln.
>>9429444
Would you just let it happen or would you confront him about it eventually?
>>9429446
Does this count?
>>9429446
>>9429438
Honestly that pairing was so forced. Lucy would never like to be around someone cracking jokes and trying to make things bright all the time.
>>9429446
>>9429229
...Yeah, I guess I can give you that one.
>>9429446
>>9429486
It's not like she isn't used to it.
She had been sharing a room with Lynn after all.
>>9429465
I'd confront him saying that we can still chill out but he gotta give me some space
>>9429503
Lynn's more energetic and "WHOO SPORTS!" though. Luan's about trying to make people laugh and be happy.
Not to mention Lucy's never liked Luan's jokes before. Neither has Leni.
>>9429507
What if he wanted to be more than just friends with you tho?
>Lisa making the machine for Pop Pop for helping him meet someone
>He isn't ready to love again
Fuck, that just really got to me. Anyone else feel kind of depressed after that?
>>9429528
Then I'll reject his proposal. Ain't planning on cooking my spaghetti stick.
>>9429446
>>9429446
Does Lisa understand love?
>>9429715
I doubt it. Lust on the other hand
>>9429715
No, because she's never been loved herself.
>>9425663
another elaborate delivery
>>9429761
nice
>>9429761
Fuckin nice
Luan is love.
>>9429715
Lisa feels two emotions
Anger and Lust
>>9429932
Same.
>>9429927
Luan is life.
>>9428889
Way to go, you stupid trapshit.
>>9430024
Don't reply to the shitposter you literal retard.
>>9430053
Learn from your own advice, shithead.
>9430070
(You)
>>9429446
Lucy
>"GOD LEFT ME UNFINISHED!"
>>9429225
>make comic of several pages of incest just for fun
>INCEST IS ENDORSED
>>9429927
Luan is worst sister
>>9430257
Whori is shit.
>>9430297
Lori's shit?
>>9430322
>>9429761
OR, thanks dude
love the added christina
>>9430246
>mlpfag trying to keep his thread alive
>>9430139
wtf I love Lucy now?!
>>9429446
>>9430359
why not?
>>9430464
rayfag, actually.
>>9430498
That's what he wants you to think
>>9430555
I AM "HE".
>>9430464
Eh, who cares? It's more entertaining than this thread. I thought the weekends were usually livelier than this.
>>9430636
It was, when we had creative content.
d
>>9430660
If only there was a way to spark some creativity in this thread.
>Polly and Haiku return
>Tabby forever dead
can Giggles return now?
>>9430783
Let's draw
>>9430783
There is!
Drew this last night when I couldn't sleep. Because of the size and continual connection errors, I have to post the booru link here.
http://tlb.booru.org/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=38158
>>9430816
Do tell, Anon!
>>9430816
Let's hear it then.
>It had finally dawned on Lynn that her plan was terrible.
>Perhaps it was the multiple warnings from Lincoln and Lucy catching up with her.
>Maybe it was Lynn finally stopping to think.
>More than likely though, the light bulb above her head lit up because it had all come crashing down around her.
>She shook her head.
>No, it hadn't come crashing down yet.
>That was quitter talk. If she could somehow-
>"Ooh, that one had to hurt!"
>"Goddamn! That one hurt my hand!"
>Lynn blinked away the stars that had just smothered her vision.
>She stumbled backwards, nearly meeting the school pavement in a bad way.
>Blood dribbled from her lip as she recovered from the blow and resumed her fighting stance.
>"Did you hit me? I didn't notice," she declared with false confidence.
>The three boys simply laughed at the pitiful sight. With her bloodied face, dirty clothes, and obvious size disadvantage Lynn was far from intimidating.
>"Listen, Luan, right?" Said the boy who had just punched her.
>"The names, Lynn Loud. Remember that, because I'm gonna-"
>"Right, Lynn. This fight isn't gonna work out for you. I'd love to keep going, but I kind of wanted to go fuck around with your sister some more."
>"Giving up already? Ha!" Lynn paused to spit out some blood. "Can't take one me so you're gonna-"
>"Christ, does she ever stop?" The black-haired one interrupted. "You're getting your ass kicked. We're telling you to stop before you get hurt."
Lynn touches Dana's Breasts.
>>9429446
All Lucy pics are cute.
>>9430855
Oh...
>>9430874
More.
RUSTY IS GONNA MAKE COLUMBINE...
.... YOU KNOW
http://themanwithnobats.tumblr.com/post/160879020742/loud-background-qt-in-the-morning-routinee
>>9430893
>>9430898
I'm just phone gagging right now maybe I'll try and update a story later in the process of moving
>>9430785
>Tabby dead
>Chunk is MIA
>Mick Swagger and SMOOCH rarely mentioned
>>9430913
>"Yeah, this is between us and Luna," the final one chimed in. "Really none of your business anyway."
>"Uh, I dunno, Dan. Her sister kind of makes it her business."
>"Well no, becaus-"
>"Bro, yeah it does. This is like a- a mafia kind of thing. All big families are like that."
>The boy who threw the punch rolled his eyes at the other two. "Guys, stop being shitheads," he snapped. "I'll handle this, you go on ahead."
>"You sure?" The black-haired one asked, raising his eyebrow. "I thought we were gonna check-"
>"Yeah yeah," he said with a wave of his hand. "I'll be there. First I gotta fuckin' deal with her."
>"Nuh-uh, you two aren't getting out of it that easy!" Lynn threatened.
>She stepped forward and jabbed her fist with impressive speed, but not enough.
>Her target slammed his own fist into her side, sending her to the ground in a gasping heap.
>"It won't take long."
Eh, I don't like the way this is shaping up to be honest. Maybe I'll try something else.
>>9430824
Can I ask one of you anons upload this image for me, please? I'd do it myself, but my connection is shit and I keep getting connection errors.
I want to cum inside Luan.
>>9430936
Who are you?
>>9431010
>>9430824
>lynn
kek
>>9431010
The link is fine.
>>9431010
That ugly shit is unworthy of the booru.
>>9431034
Thank you. Is there anything I can do to repay you for this?
>>9431049
Like I care about what you think of my art. I don't draw to placate people like you - I draw simply for the fun of it.
>>9431067
cringe
>>9431050
I just uploaded your picture, lol. It's not like I did something that took more than three clicks.
>>9431050
Weirdo.
>>9431067
Oooh, you sure told me.
>>9431067
maybe if you didnt suck youd care about what you crap out
>>9431102
>>9431049
>>9431067
Whew, fun thread, right?
All of you should just give up, You're all terrible!
>>9431171
I know. Must be real shitposting hours again.
>>9431180
Better than dead silence.
>>9431189
Fair enough.
What's the best ship?
>>9431180
You suck, get over it.
CC's who need to give up
>>9431211
Lynncoln
>>9431211
Lunacoln
>>9431220
Any writefag. No one here cares about fics anymore.
CCs who are a real human being (and a real hero)
>>9431220
Any drawfag. No one here cares about pics anymore.
>>9431211
Lynnka
>>9431272
SB99
>>9431285
-t. sb99
>>9431272
We don't have human CCs. We have Cows, Cats, Dogs, Squids, skulls, and a frenchman.
>>9431049
>>9431136
CCs who are real human beans
CC's who only draw cringeworthy shit and pander to attentionwhores and the lowest common denominator
CC's who only write cringeworthy shit and pander to attentionwhores and the lowest common denominator
>>9431312
What.
Was Luna justified in siding with Leni?
>>9431335
Dawnfiend?
CC's who had a hand in planning the 04/19/95 bombing of the Alfred P. Murrah Federal Building in Oklahoma City
>>9431412
not me since i wasn't born yet
>>9431412
Ballio
>>9429476
Trippy.
Where's SB99?
CCs who haven't improved
>>9431490
Ultra
>>9431487
Dead.
CCs who hate other CCs
>>9431481
>Page 6
>>9431519
I hate DrawFriend.
>>9431519
I hate that CC, you know the one
What would you think if Leni and Luan's roles were reversed?
>Lincoln's heart thumped loudly in his ears as he steeled himself for what he was about to do.
>"A-are you sure?"
>Lola stopped herself from covering her face and nodded stiffly as she held up the hem of her dress.
>"I have to do this," She squeaked. "If I don't I'm handing first place to Tiffany Miller."
>"Yeah, but..." Lincoln's voice cracked. "Did you have to do it with me first?"
>Lola glanced down at his erection before blurting her answer.
>"I can't do something like this without practicing first! You promised to help me practice!"
>"I know! I know!"
>Lincoln had no idea how he managed to maintain his erection with all of the stress.
>He didn't know where he should even be looking. His dick? Lola's exposed cunt? Her blushing face?
>"I just don't know what to do!" Lincoln admitted.
>Lola stared at him in despair.
>"How am I supposed to know! I'm just six! You're the teenager with a... a uh..."
>If had been under any other circumstances, Lincoln would have loved to see her so flustered.
>Right now, though? He felt exactly the same way.
>"Maybe we could just skip this one," the boy suggested, tucking his penis back into his pants. "It's just a rumor anyway, right? This pageant probably doesn't involve-"
>Lola's gloved hand shot forward and grabbed his member.
>"I can't risk that, Lincoln," she stated.
>A shudder traveled through his body as Lincoln focused on the only thing his brain cared about: that silky smooth tiny grip.
>Lola's eyes widened as she realized what she had just done, but she didn't let go.
>Shutting his own eyes, Lincoln grabbed her arm.
>An eternity passed in the following two seconds.
>Lincoln started to move Lola's arm up and down.
>He let out a moan and started to speed up his pace, using his little sister to jack himself off.
>"I'm gonna... I'm..."
>"Wait, no! Stop!"
>Lola released her grip and wrenched her arm out of his grasp.
>"You can't finish yet," she chastised. "I still have to... you know..."
>>9431536
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pvik4wpy9u4
>>9431536
M-More?
CC's who still kiss their dads on the lips
I believe in Savino, we'll get hair down Luan sometime
>>9431022
>>9431024
I'm just some guy.
Lynn touches Dana's Breasts.
>>9431759
Stop
>>9431536
>Once again, Lola grabbed the front of her dress and lifted it to her stomach.
>"Are you sure you can't just... I don't know, use your mouth?"
>Lincoln's judgment was quickly becoming clouded by his hormones, but he put some effort into resisting.
>"I'm not going to lose this," Lola firmly stated. "Not to that... that... jerk!"
>With her spare hand, she pushed him back until he was sitting on the edge of his bed and climbed onto his lap.
>She hovered over him, placing his tip right at her entrance.
>"...well?"
>"Shut up!" Muttered Lola, her face somehow still turning redder.
>She froze in place, staring down at her brother's moistened cock.
>"You reall don't have to-"
>Lola cut him off by slamming down and taking his entire length in at once.
>The two simultaneously gripped each other in a firm embrace.
>Tears welled up in the girl's eyes as she buried her face in his shirt.
>Lincoln couldn't speak anymore.
>Between the pain, the pleasure, and the absurdity of the situation, his mind was a blank canvass.
>He started to push his hips into her, still maintaining his vice grip.
>The girl squeaked in his arms, but whether it was in agony and protest or ecstasy and lust he had no idea.
>Nor did he care.
>His hands rubbed her back, one travelling up to run through her hair and the other down to her surprisingly well rounded butt.
>As he grabbed a handful, Lola finally spoke up.
>"Now that's-" she gasped. "-more like it."
ANON - Update and New Chapters List (MO4444R!)
>http://pastebin.com/DMPFQ29u
HIGHLIGHTED FIC OF THE DAY
>>Dog Day Afternoon<<
Author: themaninthecouch
WIP - https://pastebin.com/t2AC9fE1
Last Update: 21-08-2016
>Lynn petplay fic
NEWS & Q/A
>Update at line 316
https://pastebin.com/HhbV4AaQ
Bad Luck Lincoln (A Loud House x Teen Titans crossover)
Mike-the-mic
>I redid the beginning part, so re-reading the whole thing is a must.
https://pastebin.com/4reuvFVc
DeLINQuent (WIP)
Yaridovich23
>updates
https://www.fanfiction.net/s/12491630/1/Colossal-Encounters
Dalek Prime
https://www.fanfiction.net/s/12153129/180/One-shot-collection
nightmareking
>New shit started at line 305.
https://pastebin.com/2LKv6vpE
Going Away Present: Chapter Two- Leni
Ultrahand
>New Fic
https://www.fanfiction.net/s/12492812/1/
The Texas Chain Saw Loud House
Flagg1991
>Greetings, I finished my sixth fic→(CONGRATZ!)
https://pastebin.com/9bmxEg5x
Ms. Hands
Eospag
>New stuff starts on line 223:
http://pastebin.com/V9wCGxhP
Lucy's Idol
Yaridovich23
>An anon wanted the pastebin of my greentext of Leni asking anon for a date.
https://pastebin.com/Qshg5i7k
Asking for a date
TheParzibal
>Piled up updates
https://www.fanfiction.net/s/12375900/9/Babysitter-From-Heaven
Weavillain (COMPLETED)
https://www.fanfiction.net/s/12201839/30/Stories-And-Tales-From-Dimension-63
Omega Ultra
https://www.fanfiction.net/s/12468002/5/Lincoln-Addiction
TormentedRaven2000
https://www.fanfiction.net/s/12153129/182/One-shot-collection
nightmareking
https://www.fanfiction.net/s/12464961/9/Psychopath
Synth Red
https://www.fanfiction.net/s/12429877/13/The-Legend-of-Dragon-Domain
https://www.fanfiction.net/s/12399806/15/Earth-Loudest-Heroes
jedssm
https://www.fanfiction.net/s/12454018/6/Loud-Pack
zachlor16
https://www.fanfiction.net/s/12415899/11/Shattered-Innocence
AustinDR (ANNOUNCEMENT)
CC's you genuinely like.
>>9431902
adullperson
>>9431902
Dawnfiend.
https://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=medium&illust_id=62995005
http://img.booru.org/tlb//images/36/a8fcacc08e3a69df71c17082d765fc4065109276.png
>>9431902
Abuseguy, SB, Dull.
>>9431902
Nelauk, Captain Darko, Skeluigi, GraciousDegenerate, Gabostak, and some others.
>>9431902
Dawnfiend.
>>9431902
AP,WF,AG,TMITC.
>>9429825
>666x666
>>9431902
Alchyholic, Abuseguy, Feebop, Hotdog, Nelauk, Patanu102, Wrightfag.
lynn abuse hours?
“Loud House” June 2017 premieres!
June 12: “Back Out There”
June 13: “Fool’s Paradise”
June 14: “Potty Mouth”
June 15: “L Is for Love”
>>9428769
And I guess the full title is "The Loudest Mission: Relative Chaos"
>>9432151
>>9431902
Hotdog, Lars, Gabo, Jump, Geeny, Lordsquid
>>9432215
>>9431902
How about we switch things up?
CCs you genuinely dislike
>>9432287
That's not switching things up. That's the status quo.
>>9432297
Drawfriend. that's it.
>>9432287
>Switching things up
>"CC's you hate"
>>9432297
Not really. Rarely do people actually talk about whomever they personally dislike, just whatever's the current meme, and barely counting that. If you take that seriously, then that's on you.
Post cute Luna?
>"Cmon in."
>Lynn said behind her as she walked through her front door
>What followed her was her rival of the week, the blond haired girl who beat her in the boat race
>She had invited her over to discuss a possible rematch now that her voice is back
>The girl stood in the living room while Lynn went into the kitchen to grab some drinks
>"Who's that?"
>Lynn slammed the fridge door shut at the voice
>She turned to face the last person she wanted to see right now, her brother Lincoln
>He sat at the table, eating a sandwich
>"Just a friend, no one important. Don't leave the kitchen for a bit, okay?"
>She had to get the girl to her room before she talks to Lincoln
>"What's taking so long, Lynn?"
>Oh no
>Lynn turned around, the blond stood at the doorway, bored look on her face
>"Sorry, let's go."
>Before Lynn could drag her away, the girl looked over at the boy
>"Is that your brother?"
>Lincoln waves at the girl, mouth full of food
>"It's no one, let's go."
>Lynn attempts to push the girl out of the room, but it was too late
>The bored look on her face slowly turned into a smile as she looked at Lincoln
>The girl stepped to the side, letting Lynn fall on the ground
>She took a seat next to Lincoln
>"Hi, I'm Madaline, I like boats."
>"Hi, I'm Lincoln, I kinda like boats."
>"Wanna see my boat?"
>"Uhh, sure?"
>Madaline grabbed Lincoln by the arm and dragged him out of the house
>Lynn could only stare as the two leave
>That's another one lost to the curse
>Lynn sighs and heads down into the basement
>On the wall was a giant blackboard with various names on it.
>She picks up the chalk
>A tear rolls down her cheek
>She writes Madaline's name down
>Seems like every month they lose someone to the Lincoln Log Curse
https://pastebin.com/7CC5Wk18
>>9432151
>L is for love
WHO COULD IT BE?!
>>9432383
Hopefully Luna.
>>9432365
I love this kind of shit. Good job, man.
>>9432335
That's impossible
>>9432416
Speak again?
>>9432440
That's impossible. Luna is not cute
>>9432454
>Luna isnt cute
>>9432474
I assume you watch the show. You know it to be true.
>>9431902
Namanon and Corvus.
>>9432335
>>9432488
I do watch the show and I know she's God's gift to the world
Just look at that smile and tell me that it's not cute
>>9432509
She's not cute
>>9432530
Well that's a lie
>>9432335
Taking draw requests (Need moar practice)
preferably with gay stuff for now
>>9432558
Luna and luan on a date
>>9432335
>>9432542
It's the truth.
>>9432558
Lincoln and Clyde reading comics in their undies together
>>9432383
Lynn
>>9432558
Lincoln giving a footjob
>>9432383
Lynn
Luna posting hours?
Yeah it's Luna posting hours.
Post Luna
>>9432383
Lynncolin is going to be canon.
>>9432574
Nah. She's a adorable ball of rock n roll
>Not Enough Lynn x Shy QT arts.
>>9432630
Well, she certainly is a ball of Rock and/or Roll but she is not adorable
>>9432558
Fuck off
>>9432671
But look at that smile
>>9432558
Lincoln in his victory undies straddling a flustered Bobby and kissing his neck and shoulders.
>>9432558
Liam x Lincoln as gay cowboys, or something.
>>9432702
I see it nothing special.
>>9432717
This but with Lincoln and Liam and in a barn.
>>9432558
I request something not faggoty, anything at all.
>>9432702
>Not that guy
Truly an adorable smile
>>9432739
its very important that this takes place in a barn, apparently
>>9432733
How can you not see how adorable it is!
>>9428927
Post more
>>9432773
Sure, It's a smile but Luna isn't adorable and neither are her smiles.
>>9432839
There is no more.
so fucking ded
>>9432846
They are too adorable!
Which Loud sister deserves abuse the most?
>>9433131
Lynn or Luan.
>>9433131
Luan for the shit she pulls or Luna for being a waste of resources that could be used on better sisters.
>>9431892
kys spammer
>>9432567
Get that girl a blanket.
>>9433280
You got it.
>>9433290
get that girl a dicking
>>9433290
cringe
>>9433131
Leni
>pedozilla is so autistic and jaded he spams then runs away to discord to suck off some cc's
pathetic
>>9432365
>Lori looked down at her phone
>A steady string of text messages from Becky all ask the same question
>"Is Lincoln available?"
>She sighs, it's always painful to see a friend get afflicted by the curse
>The doorbell rings
>Lori opens the door for her friend Dana
>"Hey, Lori, ready to go to the mall?"
>Lori is about to answer, when she sees her brother walking home with Clyde behind Dana
>She immediately grabs her and drags her inside
>She slams the door shut and locks it
>They will need another way out
>"Lori, what are you doing?"
>"Avoiding my brother...'s friend."
>"That creepy black kid who you said stole your underwear?"
>"Yes, follow me."
>With a firm grasp on Dana's shoulder, the two make their way to the back door.
>Leni is in the kitchen, on the phone
>"I think he already has a girlfriend, Brad. A boyfriend? No, I don't think he has one of those."
>Lori stops to shake her head, no one is safe from the curse
>Lori and Dana exit out the back door
>They go around the side, Lori peeks around the corner
>"HI Lori."
>Lori screams
>Lincoln stood right around the corner
>"Do you know why the front door is locked?"
>Dana pops her head from around the corner
>Lori turns in time to see the curse hit her friend
>Dana pushes Lori out of the way
>"Hi, I'm Dana, want to go to the mall?"
>"Sorry, I got homework to do."
>"Oh, I can help you with that."
>Dana grabs the boy's hand and brings him inside
>Leaving Lori and Clyde behind
>"Hey Lori, want to help me with my homework?"
>Lori screams and elongated "No!"
>Leni pops out of the back door
>"Lori, if I'm Brad's girlfriend and he's Lincoln's boyfriend does that mean I'm dating Lincoln?"
https://pastebin.com/7CC5Wk18
>>9433385
Yes
>>9433379
He doesn't even talk in the chat. Unless he's in the CC chat too.
>>9433384
More, please.
>>9433385
DO YOU FEEL BETTER NOW
AS SHE FALLS, TO THE GROUND
>>9433446
WELL I'LL TRY YOU MY FRIEND ONE DAY THIS WORLD'S GONNA END
>>9433415
He is.
>>9433218
Luna is for snuggling with and listening to music with
>>9433477
AS YOUR LIES CRUMBLE DOWN
A NEW LIFE SHE HAS FOUND!!!!!!!
>>9433478
What, why? He doesn't even write or draw, does he?
>>9433527
He wrote a fic once, but he was invited right after DF left.
>>9433579
There's only one.
>>9433579
Don't you mean antiabusefags? That song is all about being a white knight.
>>9430893
Is that Lucy on the far right dressed as Peg Bundy?
>>9433778
The song is about a woman in an abusive relationship who finally leaves at the end
>>9433778
It just always seems to come up the moment anyone criticizes abusefags, so I assosciate it with autistic slapfights.
>>9432383
>>9432151
>Back Out There is about Linc and Ronnie Anne breaking up
>L is for Love is about them getting back together
>>9433830
That's what makes it a white knight song. That guy is pretty much like "Look at her go. She doesn't need you. Yeah, listen to me defeat this fictional girl. I'm such a nice guy."
What does Luna smell like? This is an important medical question.
>>9433943
Booze, sweat and Lincoln's semen
A-anon, did you understand that the "go suck a fuck" was a reference to a line from Donnie Darko? right?
>>9434002
>ywn perform accidental sodomy with Luan after misinterpreting one of her jokes.
>>9433858
The love letter in "L is for Love" will end up being from Rita to Lynn, Sr. It's one way they keep the spice in their relationship.
>>9433943
Smoke, sweat and beers.
>>9432151
>Fool’s Paradise
Oh yeah, an episode about the ginger! (Rusty?)
>The thread has been up for about 7 hours and we haven't even reached bump limit
Jesus Christ, this is kinda depressing.
>>9434209
Your mother is kinda depressing.
>>9434209
Weekends tend to be pretty slow.
Describe Lori with 3 words.
>>9433384
>Tabby and Luna were having a jam session in Luna's room
>The rhythmic shrieks of a guitar duet filled the upstairs
>It was going smoothly until Tabby put a stop to it
>"What's up Tabs? That was an awesome sesh."
>"Oi, Luna, is your bruva Lincoln here?"
>Luna rolls her eyes, this us the fourth time she's asked that today
>"No."
>"Are you sure?"
>"Yes, I am sure."
>"I'm ganna have a look anyway."
>Tabby sat her guitar down and left the room
>"Oh come on!"
>Inside of Lynn and Lucy's room, Haiku and Lucy were exchanging their latest poems
>"Okay, Haiku, your turn."
>"In the darkest depths of the night
>I dream of being held by the white
>To be warmly embraced by his light
>In his arms would feel right
>Until the end of this cold night."
>A moment of silence went by
>"That's not what you usually write about."
>"Yes, I feel like black has gotten too adopted by the cheery people of today's society."
>"So, white is the new black?"
>"Yes."
>Another moment of silence
>"Is Lincoln here?"
>"No."
>"I'm going to go check, anyway."
>"Sigh."
>In the living room, Lynn and Polly were watching some wrestling
>Don Chena has just come out of nowhere and piledrove Rock Hot Sam Houston
>Polly was going ballistic, as Don was her favorite
>"This is the best match ever!"
>"I know, right? Houston might actually lose his belt."
>"Aww man, where is Lincoln? I bet he'd love to see this."
>And just like that, the mood was ruined
>"Lincoln doesn't care about wrestling."
>"You sure?"
>"Yes, besides, he's not here."
>Polly thought to herself for a bit, then hopped off the couch
>"I bet he's here somewhere."
>Polly leaves to go find Lincoln
>Lynn starts to furiously punch the couch
>>9434248
Best Scat Queen
>>9434209
>>9434248
anal prolapse sucker
how many kids will Ronnie and Lincoln have
>>9432151
>L is for love
>the letter is for Lily
>your visage when
>>9434313
11 - one boy, ten girls.
>>9434337
the letter is from pedozilla
>>9434271
I love the idea that Lincoln literally puts out an honest-to-God magical curse on non-relative females that make them instantly crave his dick.
Lynn secretly reading a playboy magazine.
>>9434356
>that episode pedozilla stated spamming the loud's with letters asking about lily
when will this be finished
>>9434360
Really? Seems no different from how things usually are.
>>9434360
The curse affects males too, check leni's boyfriend
>>9434384
To see what kind of stuff Lincoln's into so she can put it to use herself.
>>9434313
By the time Lincoln reaches last year in highschool Ronnie will just be one of his ex's.
They may still be friends though
>>9434397
as soon as you finish it and stop samefagging about it
>>9434384
She reads it for the articles and poems
>>9434399
But it's never been maaagic before.
>>9434397
it will end with an old man lincoln standing alone looking sad
Write a good Lincoln and Clyde episode.
>>9434502
A rivalry starts between the two during a video game competition.
>>9434502
Does it have to have Lincoln be the main character of the two, shared custody of main focus, or can it focus more on Clyde?
>>9434502
Lincoln thinks RA and Clyde are dating secretly only to find out that they were planning a surprise party for Lincoln
>>9434449
>half deflated football falling to the ground as lincoln no longer has the strength to hold onto objects anymore
>>9434529
Any of those.
>>9434271
>Luna, Lucy and Lynn were all in the kitchen, complaining about the curse
>"This is bulldog, man, I can't have a single jam session with Tabby without her bringing up Lincoln!"
>"Haiku is the same. Her dark literature has been replaced by Lincoln."
>"There has got to be a way to stop this curse."
>Just then, Luan and Giggles came home from their clown gig
>"Wait here a sec, I need to drop this gear off in my room."
>"Okay, Luan."
>Luan went upstairs
>Giggles finally noticed the three sisters standing in the kitchen
>"Hey guys!"
>"Hey."
>Their annoyed mood rang deep in their monotone greeting
>"Oh, uhh, can you guys tell me where-"
>"Lincoln's not here!"
>Their sudden outburst took Giggles by surprise
>"Huh, Lincoln?"
>Luan came down the stairs
>"What's with all the yelling?"
>Lynn crosses her arms
>"Notging, just telling her that Lincoln isn't here."
>"Why would I care where Lincoln is?"
>The three sisters look up at Luan, confused
>Luan responds by having her hands scissor into each other
>"Hey, luan, can you tell me where the bathroom is?"
>"Yep, up the stairs and down the hall passed my room."
>"Thanks."
>Giggles sprints up the stairs
>Luan turns back to her sisters
>"This getting out of hand, we need to find a way to stop this curse."
That's it for now, will try to make a decent conclusion to this later
https://pastebin.com/7CC5Wk18
>>9434502
Lincoln gets sick of Clyde being a creep about Lori and stops being his friend.
>>9434536
It's only good if Lincoln doesn't apologize.
>>9434573
>Turns out Clyde doesn't even like Lori anymore and thought he would hurt Lincoln's feelings if he didn't keep up the act.
Reminder Lynncoln is basically canon at this point.
>>9434502
Milkshaken
>>9433877
No, if it was a white knight song, it would be about the guy beating up the abuser and saving the girl himself. This is about a vouyer watching his neighbors break up
>>9434595
>Clyde apologizes
>>9434595
That doesn't even make sense.
>>9434573
Kind of wanna see a fic of this
>>9434502
Clyde pressuring Lincoln into stealing Lori's used underwear for him
>>9434502
>>9434571
Clyde's therapist questions if his and Lincoln's friendship, more specifically his "relationship" with Lori, is the healthiest thing, which makes Clyde think she's going to suggest keeping them away. This leads into Clyde and Lincoln working together to show her how much the Loud family has helped him out.
Introduces the therapist, could go into Clyde's past before meeting Lincoln, and could have some fun moments either for fans of the duo or even some sisters.
>>9434572
Good shit, dude
>>9434611
dubs for truth
>>9434670
Yarid at least had Lincoln punch him in the nose for it recently in one of his stories.
>>9434710
Literally who?
>>9434679
That's actually a pretty good idea for a two parter.
>>9434736
The homestuck guy who dislikes Clyde and insists on using "Lincy".
>>9434768
Gross.
>>9434502
Lincoln and Clyde compare dicks
>the bois want to prove who's the manliest man than ever manned.
Lincoln and Clyde switch lives
>linc gets homesick and wants out, clyde is glad he got to see all louds naked.
Lincoln and Clyde's search for Clyde's mom
>the sister' maternal instincts are put to the test when they must find who's the best mommy for Clyde.
>>9434816
Those all sound awful.
>>9434768
Not my fault Clyde is awful. And I really do need to go and change them all to "Linky" I suppose. Thanks for reminding me.
>>9434502
Clyde begins to question Lola and Lincoln's relationship when Lola starts acting more and more possessive of Lincoln
>>9434860
kys
>>9434816
>the sister' maternal instincts are put to the test when they must find who's the best mommy for Clyde.
I'm pretty sure that was an episode of PPGZ
>>9434877
Edgy.
>>9434888
Angry.
>>9434816
Those ideas are about as good as Emerald Splash.
>>9434502
Expand this to 11 minutes.
>>9434502
the sisters go nuclear and linc has clyde play the rapist for them. we discover all the sisters secrets and clyde finds out more about lori.
Did you work out today, Anon?
>>9434964
Not him, but do you have a problem with Emeral Splash?
>>9434999
trips demand it.
>>9435035
I rearranged some furniture if that counts.
>>9434999
so Clyde gets the younger sisters while Lincoln gets the older ones?
>>9435051
>Jo-Jo bronies are this defensive.
>>9435051
It's useless, just like Kakyoin.
>>9435072
Did someone say JoJo?
>>9435072
reminder that Part 8 is the best Jojo part
>>9435121
>No girl will ever be that happy to see you
>>9435086
Are you Edwing?
>>9435163
>Pigslut Edwin
>>9435163
D-DELETE THIS. WRRRRRRYYYYY!!!
>>9435163
DUDE IS THAT A JOJO REFERENCE?!?
>>9435121
Cuckqueaning Ronnie is hot as hell.
One Piece>Jo-Jo's Bizarre Memeventure
>>9435238
>One Piece
How many episodes has that show.
I had lost many friends watching that crap
>>9435275
1200+
>>9435238
No. One Piece fucking sucks.
>>9435307
Do you have a single fact to back that up?
http://tlb.booru.org/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=38164
http://tlb.booru.org/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=38163
She didn't deserve it
Seinfeld>One Piece of shit>Jo-Jo's Bicurious adventure
>>9435233
what about Lynn cuckqueaning
>>9435496
Nah, that's just funny.
>Lynn and Ronnie Anne's made up rivalry by lynncolnfags
>in canon Lynn supports ronniecoln
Lynncolnfags are disgusting.
>>9435616
>>9435616
M8, in canon, all the sisters support it. In canon, there's no incestry for people to be arguing over who gets the "log", and there's no immense hate or lingering despisement towards Clyde.
Canon gets shot out the window.
Requesting Leni and Lynn standing on their knees on the bed at Lincoln's sides, Lynn on the left and Leni on the right, in the nude. Lincoln's POV, while he's lying on the bed
>>9435844
Every time you post this it gains more artifacts.
This thread fucking sucks
>>9435882
You fucking sucks.
>>9435920
Read this in Skwisgaar Skwigelf's voice
Yay Lynn!
>>9435937
Ams read it in tokis voice
>>9435844
commission someone for it
>>9436027
SB99 already stated on it.
>>9436052
New thread?
>>9435399
Nice Lana bum