You are a kobold, one of the most radical and cool race to be.
You are not bound to any "Great Prophecy" or "Epic Destiny".
What this means is that you can explore this land to your own whim...
>explore this land to your own whim
Let's go find the Kobold Princess then!
how bold is kobold?
If you're so cool you should leave the sewer and walk around town in broad daylight
>>9419814
With that you arrive in an unfamiliar land.
you yourself are an unfamiliar face in this land.
The sea blows a cold, but soft wind as you stand on the docks that you arrived on.
Further away you see a customs building nestled on the edge of the shore.
You also see two boats unloading cargo.
What do you do:
>Check into customs
>inspect the boat unloading produce
>inspect the boat unloading weapons
>>9419996
Check into customs. There's no need to get thrown into prison for theft right at the opening of the story. This isn't an Elder Scrolls game.
>>9419814
fulfill your obligation of pleasing your dragon master and get eaten by it
>>9420018
You enter the customs building.
The building is made of wood and is possible colder in here than outside.
There are two doors to the side and a man behind a booth in front of you.
>Approach the man
>Check left door
>Check right door
>>9421490
Approach.
>>9421490
Take a piss in his face
>>9421490
Ask the man if he knows where the nearest dragon is
>>9421490
Hold the man hostage with your swagger. Demand hard candies as ransom.
To me, kobolds will always be dogs. Thanks Suikoden!
>>9421490
Ask for a map, local currency exchange and directions to the nearest who're house/tavern.
Wear a diaper. Diapers make you cool.
>>9421490
Approach the man
can you speak human language?
>>9422555
>>9426413
>>9421516
You Approach the customs person.
Luckily you know a fair amount of Common to have a conversation.
"Where is near dragon?"
>"Excuse me?"
The Customs worker is confused as he doesn't see the creature that just spoke.
"Down here."
the worker looks down at you.
>"Oh, didn't see you there."
>"now what was it you said?"
"where near dragon?"
>"Dragon? Dragon's don't exist."
Whelp, now what?
>>9423120
While he's not keen on giving you directions to a brothel nor giving you money for nothing, the customs worker does give you a map of the area.
>>9428066
Let's go to Mulgrug. It's more likely we'll find resources about dragons (mythical or otherwise) if we make our way to a city.
Go to spooky woods!
proceed
OP here,
I haven't forgotten about the quest guys, I have to do some small errands then I'll start updating again. Shouldn't be too long
>>9434203
Whatever, not a huge deal. Take whatever time you need.
>>9429519
You proceed through the right door.
You're greeted by a female elf with an abnormally larger-than-usual head.
>"Hello! do you want to change your look?"
"Uuuhhhhh."
>"Oh, if you're worried about money, first make over is on the house."
What do you say?
>Change you look
>proceed through
>>9428153
This will be added to the quest log that I'll have to make.
>>9435476
Sure, why not. What look change options do we have?
>>9435602
You can change:
>Hair (for your case horns)
>Snout
>Gender (M/F)*
*Changing your gender affects your Stats
>>9435933
And what impact would a shift from male to female have on our stats? I presume we are genetically male currently.
>>9435933
Cute little horn nubs
>>9435933
How can you change gender? You are already female, right.
>>9436386
Then yeah, let's let our womanly charms out. Also cute horn nubs does sound good like that other Anon said.
>>9435933
We want to be the kobold girl
>>9436420
>>9436821
>>9437586
Perfect. And off we go into Customs-town or whatever the hell is right outside the Customs building.
>>9437586
it's pretty fucking cute
>>9437586
>those nubs
you do not disappoint, anon
>>9437594
>>9437611
>>9437636
Alright you go through customs,
Blah blah blah...
You see a town as soon as you leave the shore.
Further ahead -past the town- you see a large chain of mountains with a city built into the mountain.
You enter the village which seems fairly quiet at the moment.
>>9437962
I recognize that god damned sun
OP here,
I do have a discord set up for discussion if anyone is interested
https://discord.gg/8wUCeSP
>>9437962
what's uh
what's the haps in the town
CMON OP
another dead quest thread
nothing special, move on
>>9437962
It's hot outside. Let's take off clothes and go around naked. I mean you are wearing some old rugs anyway so it's not like others will look at you worse.
Forgive me It's 1 AM here.
Updates are gonna be bit.
>>9438316
There isn't really anything happening in the town.
The air is cold and it is very quiet, except for a faint noise coming from the large building.
>Activate Kobold Sleuthing Mode
>Continue on to Mulgrug
>>9441906
>>9442693
Sleuthing!
>>9442693
Fuck this shanty town. Mulgrug is in a mountain, dragons are in mountains, what could possibly be more RAD than meeting a dragon maybe. Go to mulgrug
>>9442693
Investigate the faint sound to determine if there is anything particularly RADICAL going on in there. If not, screw that noise and move along.
>>9442721
No, but they are funny
Live
>>9442721
4u
SLEUTH MODE ACTIVATE
>>9442693
let's take the grapefruits out of our top first
that is a silly place to store them, and people may think we have boobies
>>9443609
>>9443313
The sound was just people arguing you believe.
People argue all the time, plus our dragon hunting is more important.
(You are now Chaotic Neutral)
>>9446407
There are no grapefruits in your top. You just have very supple B R E A S T S
>>9447705
Explore!
>>9419814
i am? since when?
>>9447705
>There are no grapefruits in your top. You just have very supple B R E A S T S
Are you sure? You better check it.
>>9448143
Yeah, check just to be sure
>>9448143
>>9448176
Well, they're big for kobolds.
they're nowhere near as big as a human's or dwarf's.
>>9449078
I am sorry, but you don't look like a boobs expert. You better go find someone that know something about tits and show him your bare chest. Let see what he will tell.
>>9449111
Supporting
I tried to spare you from having this happen.
You could have prevented this, drawfriend.
You could have listened.
>>9449078
Well, on down the road to mount Mclargehuge.
I want to fuck the kobold
>>9449078
We should show them off if our rack si so rare among kobolds
Take the top off then head out to Mc LargeHuge
Can I fuck this kobold?
Come on op, how long can you take you drawing one picture?
>>9450094
>>9449314
You continue your journey to Molgrug.
By the time you reach the walled city the sun is starting to go down.
You walk along the giant wall and find no noticeable entrance. You do, however, see a large building sitting near the base of the wall.
>>9452189
Knock on the door and listen in for a anything inside
>>9452189
By the time it took you you probably need to pee. Take a piss on the city wall.
>>9449266
Well, what did he expected? That /trash/ won't go lewd with kobold?
>>9453618
Oh no I knew full well on what I was getting into.
What I didn't expect was how quick it would happen.
>>9452189
Continue sleuth mode
Sneak against the wall and listen
Check windows if there are any
Time to sleuth the shit out of this area for a way into the city
curl up and sleep against the building. its getting late.
I guess a good course of action would be
Once in the city, try and find a library and use that to find the most recent location where dragons may be/might have been
Maybe you can ask around for scholars or sagely types
Who even lives in Molgrug
>>9457233
>Who even lives in Molgrug
Giant dwarves.
>>9457295
Giant dwarfs.... isnt that just human?
>>9460914
No, scots don't count as humans
[spoiler]t. Scotsman[/spoiler]
>>9457295
Giant Dwarves?
Jackpot. Maybe you'll be able to steal a drink from their massive ale caches.
continue
I have to for work in like 5 minutes,
The thread will probably 404 by the time I get back sooo, Post kobolds?
>>9465978
As you wish
bump
Kobold bitches yo.
Why have you forsaken us OP!?
>>9478791
I haven't forgotten about you guys. I'm just busy on weekdays.
>>9478952
Next thread on weekend then?
Bump before sleep
dead threat
>>9484565
I have a couple
>>9488703
snuff the kobold
Fuck quest, this is kobold thread now.
Post more kobolds.
>>9490498
Can do.
>>9502071
Welp since the thread is still up I'm gonna update the quest.
>>9453891
>>9452240
Due to you not giving a single fuck you sleuth your way into the building, seeing that it's probably the only way into Mulgrug.
>>9460914
>>9462279
What are humans?
>>9507304
Drop to the floor and finger blast your cloaca then lick up the fluids
>>9507304
You continue through the building, which does indeed have guards in it. the guard before you is asleep, not doing his job.
>>9505450
Does the artist say shyguy9 or what? I left my reading glasses at home and I can't quite read it.
>>9507500
Try to steal his sword and shield.
>>9507528
That is indeed shyguys work
>>9507528
It is, but don't bother with the rest of his stuff
It's all cringy vore, turned me off to anything he puts his name on because you can tell it's still in the back of his retard brain
>>9490900
whats the source on this again?
>>9510541
Been looking the last hour I can't find it ether
>>9511727
shit hang on
something fucked up and they're not all there
>>9511751
okay they're all there and in the right order
crisis averted
>>9511751
they're in a weird order but i just wanted the one page I missed XD
>>9511862
fuck, is it still...
UGH
whatever, I guess I helped you out anyway so that's good enough for me
Free Bumps Galore!!!
>>9513047
woo
>>9512171
thanks
>
>>9507500
Holy shit you can climb ceilings
See if you can sleuth that guard's sword and shield away without getting caught
>>9518822
Kobolds are good at climbing, yo.
I wanna hug the kobold
Kobold
>>9521120
That's an Argonian nigga
>>9521120
Too tall, crapy type western drawing, bimbo proportions, not even a kobold. -3/10
Rip this thread.
was fun while it lasted.
We need to sleuth the guards defenses away from him. If he catches us, let's use that +3 int to make a convincing statement as to why we aren't doing anything suspicious.
Saving Bump
Proceed
OP abandoned thread like the nigger he is
guess this is just a kobold thread now
>>9541471
Sweet
>>9531308
>>9518822
It's literally too easy.
You manage to steal
>Big Sword
>big Shield
>big clank hat
>20GP
with the loot we got, find some way past the remaining guards, maybe take their stuff too if they are incapacitated like mister sandman there
>>9543038
The spoils are grand indeed.
>>9521120
>western art
Leave this board and never return.
>>9545292
Did you get lost and think you were on /d/?
>>9543038
Continue forth, slinking along under the box with an ear and eye making sure we are not being observed.
We gotta find a Princess to rescue!
[spoiler]And some pantries to infiltrate.[/spoiler]
>>9552008
Cute!!
>>9543038
Have sex with the guard
>>9543038
take a strip of cloth from the hem of our shirt and make a badass bandanna, and continue on our sneaky sleuthing way
>>9552008
More kitprin
Why are kobolds so sexy?
who told you that you can DIE
eh what's another bump. have a wip
Gonna do some dark mojo.
>>9560193
Thanks
We need to study hard. Learn to talk good so we can regale people about he virtues of kobolds and how great they are.
>>9574296
practice talking about them here
Rise
>>9572452
moar trap kobolds
Proceed
>>9453618
Sauce?
>>9583215
Whhhhhhhhy?
>>9554293
You make a pretty good bandanna from a tiny piece of cloth.
Also you have to get rid of two things because you can't carry them due to how heavy they are.
>Sword
>Shield
>Helmet
>>9552472
What's Sex?
>>9586249
>Keep the helmet.
>Cut off his beard.
>Disguise self as Dorf.
... Also Because the sword is just too obvious of an option.
>>9586366
>Two things
Read Nigger
>>9586421
>Anon tells you to read when he obviously didn't himself.
>>9586249
touch the guard's peepee.
Going up
>>9586566
>posting a thumbnail
>>9586249
Toss the helmet metaphorically.
Keep on solid sleuthing deeper into the buildings, boss.
>>9589554
Ahh so you can click. Very good.
Maybe you'll be able to read as well soon.
>Is assuming your the same reading comprehension deprived anon. My apologies if I was mistaken in this assumption.
>>9592583
I am not the illiterate you speak of. As you can tell by the IP count increase.
Continue
Cool
>>9584319
Some anon draw it for one kobold thread. I don't know his artist nickname or if he even have one.
wake up
>>9598297
Neat
>>9541471
Welcome to 98% of the board's threads.
>>9586249
Wait a sec
Do we have two swords?
Or is it already equipped?
Old kobold