Official pony thread.
If you see another one, redirect them here.
>>9406484
thanks for baking.
why continue?
>>9406695
someone's gotta.
>>9406695
why ask why?
>>9406776
well you know what they say.
curiosity told the cat exactly what it needed to know.
>>9406776
to strive on the misfortune of others.
it can be a lot of fun, if you do it right.
>>9406484
This /b/read looks delicious, thank you.
>>9406810
How did aku like your drawning?
>>9406928
he said it had weight and depth, but the shading needed some touching up.
>>9406972
aren't you going to thank me for all the other times i mentioned you?
A guy I know brother is posting on facebook that he's open for NSFW commissions.
>>9407021
what are his rates?
>>9407017
He is an ingrate.
>>9406893
i dunno, cats have 9 lives or whatever, so i guess let 'er rip.
>>9407017
i like when you mention me
>>9407021
your brother is taking nsfw commissions?
>>9407049
Cell shaded 15, smooth shaded 20, base color 10, line art 5, pencil sketch 3.
>>9407123
is he any good?
>>9407058
thanks
>>9407168
No it looks like art out of those old manga how to draw books
>>9407123
How's it going interrogator
>>9407058
How's it going Smokey?
>>9407168
*boop*
>>9407199
when i first arrived in these threads, i had tons of questions, and i was refreshingly surprised no one told me to fuck off back then. hard to think of it, but that was 6 years ago.
>>9407239
i'm alright. just getting ready for work in the morning. it's the first time i'll be putting some serious miles on the car i've been working on, so hopefully it holds together.
how's it going with you?
>>9407226
oh. damn.
>>9407239
'sup?
>>9407253
I'm terribly sick but otherwise ok.
Uncle might die from liver failure as well in the coming days, but I'm kinda numb about it honestly.
He lives pretty far away from my perspective and I guess never having interacted with him all that much has numbed me towards his familial connection I guess, I dunno how I'll feel if he dies though, and I know my Nana won't take it well at all... a parent burying their child is supposed to be the worst possible thing a person can do, and really I can't imagine much worse.
>>9407272
moar cat grills because moar
>>9407292
that sucks. hope you feel better soon, and sorry to hear about your uncle. even if you didn't know him it's still sad to see those family members who did get upset. don't you aussies get free government liver transplants? get him an abbo liver so he can drink gasoline.
>>9407292
you got it?
>>9407357
Lol it's actually in reverse, the abbo's don't have the enzyme in their livers that we do in ours that breaks down alcohol, that's why they get so addicted to getting high and shit.
but yeah, he's already had a transplant, as for a free one, we do have a public health system but you wait for years on it I think, he was in the military so he gets some kind of service cover which I think is pretty good, but yeah, I dunno what's going to happen.
As for myself, I'm waiting to get test results back to see if I'm also suffering liver disease / failure so it's all kinda foreshadowing.
>>9407375
Excellent :3
>>9407239
Almost done with work and everyone showed up today, so overall a pretty good day.
>>9407292
>a parent burying their child is supposed to be the worst possible thing a person can do, and really I can't imagine much worse.
what if their kids still alive and got involved with some pretty bad people who want them dead and they know so they go into hiding and only you have contact with them and the guys know so they go and tell you that if you don't kill him within a week that they will just kill your whole family and leave you like that. isn't that worse?
I think I can think of worse things to do. I mean that can happen
>>9407425
jesus christ, i hope that's not the case.
>>9407461
fair point, but most people's lives are not the plot of a liam neeson movie. and i doubt his nana is mobbed up.
>>9407520
there's a movie that did that?
not surprised, seems like quite a plot for something. What movie is it?
>>9407534
i've never seen any of the taken movies, but it sounds like you're describing the plot of either taken 2 or possibly taken 3. just from the various memes i'm familiar with.
seeing your family killed wouldn't be so bad if it turned you into a merciless vigilante like batman or the punisher. i think probably the worst pain you could experience would be if someone strapped an open jar of rats to your face and blowtorched the end of the jar so the rats have to eat their way out through your face.
>>9407432
Nice, they actually had enough staff on today at my work too, so for a change, for the first time in fucking months, we weren't completely over burdened when the PR campaign hit Tv.
It got noticeably busier but it was definitely not fucking nuts or overly strenuous on everyone.
Glad it was the same for you :3
>>9407520
I dunno if that's what is wrong with me honestly, doctor just said that is what he was going to test for after listening to my ailment and so yeah, just found out I have to wait for the results until Monday though which is a little frustrating to say the least.
>>9407461
Jesus Skit, we're not all Cartel mob bosses like yourself D:
>>9407581
you certainly have been ill a lot lately. i've noticed and it's definitely given me concern. so i hope whatever it is, they figure out and get to it before any real damage is done.
>>9407615
Yeah, it's become unlivable lately desu which is why I finally forked out for the doctors appointment.
>>9406484
Chin up!
>>9407640
definitely the right move. they're professionals, they're bound to figure it out.
Bord
>>9407731
bork
>>9407702
I hope so, Canon had an illness once that lasted him over 2 years... don't reckon I could live like this for that long honestly.
>>9407731
post cat grills!
>>9407731
hit the streets. break some things.
>>9407992
>>9407998
This is the art that guy wants some dosh for.
>>9408009
>dosh for
uh, wut?
I'd drop $5 on that.
>>9408028
cash scratch money mullah dough
>>9408028
https://youtu.be/ULeDlxa3gyc
>>9408028
>acting surprised when you also like to use Australian specific slang itt as often as possible
wtf m8
>>9408051
yeah but like... for what?
>>9408051
>>9408093
OH
i get it now, he wants money for those pictures.
gotchya.
Or that level of pictures.
im kind of bored
>>9408108
I posted the price postings earlier but
>>9408152
Lol fair enough.
I wonder how well business is going for them.
Reminds me of a dead beat tryuing to make a living selling shitty clay models
>>9408152
why does he draw the line for 3 dollars extra at NSFW lol?
>>9408152
also the 5 dollar one is shit
don't give him the extra 2 dollar to fuck up the picture like retard
>>9408152
what the fuck the more attention i give this picture the more angry it makes me
>from 5 follars you get literal trash
>but if you gave him 5 dollars more he gives you the best cartoon style picture
>BUT if you gave them 5 dollar more he will ad some decent cartooney shading that's kind of cool
>but if you gave him one more 5 fdollars too much he'll fuck your picture up with shitty shadings and crap
wtf
There's even a spelling mistake.
>>9408263
and he also copied my file naming convention REEEe
also >caring about spelling
>>9408271
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Not caring about spelling
It would be best if this was your last reply to me.
he's not a bad artist though but i always find the way they charge to be funny, they tend to charge on what's easier to more difficult than what looks better and imo the cell shading cartoon style is the best you can go for, everything else is garbage
imittation is the sincerest form of flattery.
u don't have to ask me twice
¬_¬
eBay is so useless. I tried to look up lighters and all they had was 13,749 matches
>>9408310
>>9408287
>>9408253
>>9408224
From what I saw when I looked at his twitter, it looks like he was surrounded by yes men who probably bloated his ego into thinking his stuff was good enough to charge for. Even though he had stated he only recently started working with digital art.
That was good.
>>9408347
>>9408354
>Not "come with me if you want to live bun.png"
>>9408345
http://kickasshumor.com/funny-joke/42711/ebay-is-so-useless-i-tried-to-look-up-lighters-an
https://www.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/5wveao/i_tried_to_look_up_lighters_in_amazon/
https://www.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/5o9i9z/ebay_is_so_useless/
https://twitter.com/jokeauthority/status/821555229686636545?lang=en
>>9408345
fuck!
>>9408363
Why would I want them to come with me though?
Be proud of your achievements.
>>9408387
You disappoint me yet again.
>Darwin upset pasta by his sudden departure
>>9408379
you got me skitty. I am getting these from a source.
well detectived, friend. most people I know can't even use google.
I did what?
>>9408354
but they do seem good enough to charge for
wonders if they draw ponies
>>9408393
Hey Darwin, how's it going?
>>9408411
>He was so upset he only posted sad moondancers the rest of the night
>>9408426
Just one of those slow nights. I am looking to instigate, so that might lead to some fun shortly. Yourself?
>>9408438
I do not even need to scroll up to know you are lying.
>>9408406
lets hang out so i can call you out on your joke plagiarizing in front of your friends and family
>>9408456
he's not lying though
woop
>>9408457
how about I just mail you the book I'm using. can you drop me your address?
>>9408456
I already did that it's to late, skitty knows all about it.
>>9408477
what the heck is wring with that things dick
>>9408462
Yeah, I read that too. Were you gonna plagiarize the whole thing for us? Do you have any thoughts of your own on this matter? Or do you...is that your thing? You come into a thread, you read some obscure passage and then pretend—you pawn it off as your own idea just to impress some posters, embarrass my friend? See the sad thing about a guy like you is in 50 years you are gonna start doing some thinking on your own and you are gonna come up with the fact that there are two certainties in life: One: don't do that, and two: you dropped a hundred and fifty grand on a fucking education you could have got for free on google.
>>9408481
You did what?
>>9408494
that's a dick? I thought it was just holding something.
>>9408456
Just playing some mech warrior.
I'm glad that I don't ahve anything going tomorrow or what not.
>>9408501
Skitty and I were entertaining each other all night while you were gone. I kept expecting you to butt in.
>>9408523
What about the liver?
>>9408501
what edition copypasta is that
>>9408527
I mean, if you are with him, I doubt there is any need for more butts.
>>9408538
https://youtu.be/azM6xSTT2I0?t=126
>>9408540
Stop talking about me. Especially like that.
>>9408530
I'm now told I won't find out till Monday
>>9408552
Do you take turns?
>>9408559
It is like an episode of Better Call Saul with this shit.
>>9408570
Yea, nick showed up after I was done with him.
>>9408570
I know.
I'm pretty pissed off.
>>9408570
what
>>9408590
>after I was done with him.
you mean done acting like a highschool girl talking about how you think i'm ugly and why it's why i wont post my pictures in this thread?
you need a better job
>>9408628
>implying I was implying anything
Lovers quarrel.
>>9408656
Everything was fine until erisdiscord showed up and put ideas in his head
>>9408671
You clearly could not get the job done by putting things in his ass. Be grateful Discord showed up.
it's a difficult ASSignment.
a very tight shift.
most give up running with their tails between their legs.
>>9408698
I meant all the praise that blew would be showering on it
>>9408653
dude the toddler tier social engineering you were throwing at me wasn't even obscured in anyway, your motive is very obvious, I didn't need discord to get the general idea behind what you're doing..
He definitely needs you.
>>9408702
back to r/e/d/d/it
>>9408730
>>9408742
lmao shut up
ice kind is one of my favorite characters
>>9408744
you wound me, good sir.
first my puns aren't original enough for you, and now they're too plain.
what can I do to please you?
>>9408633
It can suck it up then
king*
>>9408770
just bee urself
>>9408771
But Skitty is here.
>>9408765
Have you watched any of the Graybles episodes?
>>9408790
Skitty can suck it for me?
>>9408791
get your filthy questions off me
>>9408808
But why?
>>9408787
buzz off then. :^)
>>9408822
These puns really sting desu.
>>9408730
hey skitty, want to see my dick?
>>9408806
I am tempted to make another bee pun here, but I am not gonna.
Post it regardless.
>>9408832
yeah, they bug some people.
>>9408848
pwease?
FIEHDFLYUID
Unsettling trends I don't like in 2017
-interrogator is posting more
-darwin is going back to his old usual cunt self
-rose is stealing jokes from thei nternet
-nick is posting less
-raptor is fucking dying
>>9408841
Kek, I can imagine it~
>>9408860
HOW COME YOU GET TO GIVE ME SHIT BUT I CANNOT CALL YOU GAY?
>>9408860
I've only told ONE plagiarized joke today.
I haven't done anything to displease him yet, good.
>>9408860
its ok im still here bby *holds u*
>>9408891
>posts every other week
>>9408877
because it's not fun when you bully others, it's just fun when i do it
You can still manage to fool him for us.
>>9408905
I yield to the scintillating logic of this post.
>>9408907
>>9408891
when I get naked in the bathroom, the shower usually gets turned on.
Do you think he is onto us?
>>9408899
pls stop
He has no idea. The plan is still on.
>>9408900
My interest wanes.
>>9408952
what are you doing this time...
>>9408961
>>9408965
There is no social engineering going on here. You are mistaken.
>>9408959
please scoot
>>9408949
>>9408969
ass
>>9408965
This is your punishment for not giving in to me, even when I was asking nicely.
You know what you must do skitty.
>>9408971
I did nazi that picture coming.
>>9408983
I only have an interest in yours, bb.
>>9408984
well you know i probably would have if you didn't first approach with this superior attitude and suggest that complying with your requests was going to have nuclear fallout and shit
I never want Skitty to post himself.
>>9409039
>i probably would have
LOL
>>9409047
It would be like when the sitcom couple finally get together.
>>9409056
Exactly. It killed Moonlighting. We are not having this happen again.
>>9409047
good cause i try really hard to keep the illusion that im a squeaky cartoon horse and if i posted myself the illusion would be ruined
>>9409048
w-what...
>>9409061
It's funny.
>>9409056
or seeing Wilson's face on Home Improvement
>>9408993
s-stop making fun of me desu
>>9409085
woops mislinked
>>9409067
... awkward...
It is beginning to work.
>>9409074
> made me check to see if it was included with Prime
>it's not
>>9409088
I am making fun of you.
>>9409107
i know
>>9409125
Oh. I meant to say "not".
I am not fully paying attention.
In what way did you think I was making fun of you?
holy shit there's a lot of art of this character.
>>9409151
that i wouldn't or something idunno
i have darwin and that rabbit being generally uncool at me as of late so idunno what to expect
I DID NOT EVEN DO ANYTHING
>>9409179
I assumed that the comment I pointed out was a joke, since you have told me on more than one occasion that you will never post you face in the threads again.
Unless you were referring to something else when you said that you may have done it. If that is the case, I will apologize for the misunderstanding.
>>9409179
https://youtu.be/BBQ7ukwK56Q
Click the CC for subs
>>9409097
that show kicked ass. who'd have thought the kid from it would grow up to be king of all lions?
That is more than Tim Allen accomplished.
>>9409243
That does not count. You said "as of late."
>>9409243
Like when you "just said" that I am "suspicious"?
>>9409240
https://youtu.be/Ji9qSuQapFY
>>9409252
lol idunno why i remembered that
>>9409260
Just when I thought you couldn't possibly be any dumber, you go and do something like this... and totally redeem yourself!
>>9409259
that was part of the 5%.
>>9409265
You only have a memory for the bad things.
>>9409260
wtf lol
>>9409278
>>9409292
>>9409305
>>9409312
>>9409286
yeah so
>>9409321
>>9409335
Do you remember any nice moments we shared together?
>>9409340
It is so difficult to get any affection out of you.
>>9409345
That first post was my reaction to reading your post(from right to left)
>>9409388
>(from right to left)
Slow down. I'm having trouble following this.
>>9409388
>>9409345
>>9409388
>>9409409
>>9409341
well i guess we watched that one movie over VLC and you pretended to be watching it and said you figured i looked like some murderer based off my rapost forhead
>>9409422
rapist*
>>9409415
Holy... that's a terrible lulu
>>9409422
I said you looked like a rapist, not a murderer.
>>9409422
These both sound like bad times, from your retelling.
>>9409430
Neru is not a discerning collector.
>>9409431
i know but wasn't that newspaper guy a murderer? i liked that movie
>>9409435
lol
Goodnight pony friends.
>>9409464
sleep well blew.
>>9409460
He was an entrepreneur, first and foremost. The murders were necessary.
>>9409464
I hope you don't wake up... and decide to come here tomorrow and do something productive instead.
How can he make these decisions if he is not awake?
>>9409481
because you wake up and then decide to do something else duh
>>9409489
>I hope you don't wake up...
I got reported and investigated by the FBI twice in middle school.
>>9409415
reported to*
>>9409492
uhh.. ok
it's not my fault you don't know basic english math
>>9409496
I do not get it.
>>9409501
I am mocking your lack of commas and abuse of conjunctions.
>>9409518
>>9409517
WAIT HE IS STILL NOT IN BED AFTER HIS FAREWELL POST
Reprehensible.
LITERALLY ETHANOL
>>9409503
Just saying G'day.
how's the teasing going?
I thought the only pertained to names.
>>9409518
i know he gets it but he's just more inclined to be bothersome in his darwin way because he's not very fond of me
sooner or later the rabbit fagggot and darwin will have their own imageboard smugly circlejerking about how dumb i am, just give it time
>>9409544
that*
She is versatile that way.
>>9409543
The opportunity escaped my grasp because the person left. Maybe next time. Skitty is just as fun, though.
>>9409545
OH MY GOD
>>9409545
>doesn't go with bun, Interrogator or even BOLO
On the bright side, at least Skitty doesn't think I'm a dick.
Things could be much worse.
We could also use your real name.
Mine?
No, the rabbit guy.
Interrogator, what's your real name?
>>9409566
i like rabbit faggot better
I am already circlejerking with him about how dumb Skitty is, and Skitty suspects nothing.
I like your real name better, but you do not see me using that, now do you?
Did he ask you to stop?
>>9409589
Yes. He got mad at me for using it.
Would an asshole have stopped using his name?
Let the jury decide.
>>9409589
FUKC YOU ASSHOLE
>>9409624
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=inTRblYTevk
>>9409584
It starts with the letter T
>>9409555
Skitty is always fun~
Tina.
>>9409633
I knew this from your Steam profile.
It did not occur to me to check there.
>>9409634
He loathes us.
We haven't even done ANYTHING wrong.
>>9409651
I know.
I guess that's the cost of being a cartel mob boss though.
No close friends allowed.
>>9409643
:^) My first name was on there like Brandon's but I removed it when I started adding you guys.
And yet he asks us for all of our intimate details.
>>9409665
If we are his enemies, he will keep us closer.
>>9409665
Except FBI agent Nick.
>>9409666
I'll tell you my first and last name for your first name.
>>9409686
>the person who says he's losing interest in /b/read
Excellent trade.
>>9409706
You think I will leave forever, making the information worthless?
>snukums
Unironically who are you quoting.
>>9409675
me? no i dont
>>9409728
>>9409725
HIM
>>9409675
The dream
>>9409681
The ultimate goal for Skitty~
Why is this guy always ignoring me.
>>9409741
Raptor is very picky
>When Interrogator makes jokes
Oh shit I'm glad I decided to check the weather before going to bed, a big storm system is moving in. Time to close the windows.
I have the biggest Boner right now
>>9409815
Well nothing you can do about since you're at work aku.
Unless this is skitty phone posting.
>>9409808
Have a good one interrogator
>>9409829
that killed my Boner what the fuck
>>9409857
Glad to help akuskitty
>>9409847
Here you go Raptor
https://www.msi.com/Graphics-card/GeForce-GT-1030-2GH-LP-OC.html#hero-overview
I'm going to bed now bye guys
Tell me your name first.
>>9409930
I don't understand why you linked this :s
Night
>MILITARY CLASS 4 COMPONENTS
>One of the deciding factors in performance is the quality of the components used. That is why MSI only uses MIL-STD-810G certified components for graphics cards. These components have proven durable enough to withstand the torturous circumstances of extreme gaming and overclocking for extended usage.
fuking wat
>>9408294
....that mediocrity can pay to greatness
Hi, pnoy bred
>>9410739
How're you finnikfox?
>>9410751
doing good, finished my semester a few days ago, now i'm chillaxing. you?
>>9410764
I'm terribly sick and wine helps!
but nothing else seems to.
I'm being tested for liver disease and failure :3
>>9410773
I'm sorry to hear that, I hope whatever the outcome is, it's something you're pleased with