ITT: Pokemon are real - AKA the Pokemon Roleplaying General.

>>9405520
fug all pokes

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>>9405432
>You get a size of the tower
>It will take Seb at least five days to climb it to the top
>There is something you can't get a focus on at the top

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>>9405520
I want to do what I'm doing now. Work an honest job, come home, see my daughter, pray a little.
That, and put my past mistakes behind me as best I can.

>>9405550
>SB is gonna be completely fine in a few days
lel GMs rite

>>9405520
Life is a gift that keeps on giving
It's best gift is death

>>9405568
GM survival rate: 100%
Everyone else: 0%

>>9405537
True.

>>9405568
kys
or become a GM for the op memeage

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>>9405402
okay...
but what do you want with me?

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>>9405550
>Trancing Alolamouse: Try to get a focus on whatever's at the top.
>>9405568
( Pretty sure it's "days until awake and responsive outside of psychic dream-fuckery", not "days until recovered".)

>>9405609
>GM
Funi joek mane

>>9405605
yeah i know i can see into GM chat
>>9405609
kys

>>9405609
(Equal survival chances for everyone? I'm personally ok with SB being fine. But he at very least better be more physically incapable for a while. Maybe permanent, idk and I personally don't care. It just makes sense to have everyone on an equal scale, human or Pokèmon.)

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>>9405537
>>9405593
what........

>>9405666
wat?

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>>9405520
I want to be a good gym leader. Giovanni left rather big shoes, so it looks like I have quite a bit of work to do.

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>>9405605
>You fail to get a focus on the object
>You do see that it is grey and oval shaped

>>9405609
(Fuck off with this pretending to be a GM)

>>9405641
(Seb is very probably ending with some form of lasting condition)

>>9405686
You didn't do great with that one fight. Seriously Gladion did better,

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>>9405520
Settle Sinjoh, and create the biggest Thank You to Arceus and the other Legends I can muster.

>>9405487
I know, which is why I'm against sacrifices, unless it's something like your time, or money, or something. Sacrificing life, it's just... abhorrent to me.

>>9405532
I don't have money, but I can offer you a potential place to stay, same goes to you Cam. Once these things are built, they'll need people living in them, and if they're protected from the elements, they won't be freezing like the rest of Sinjoh.

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>>9405694
>Zap rat: try to 'catch up' to Seb, inasmuch as three-dimensional space means anything in a dreamscape.
>>9405716
( Stop impersonating us, please. )

>>9405686
You almost got Dark'd on, I think you've got even more work than you believe.

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>>9405609
(GM here, with the official GM clothing material sold at very limited amounts, fug u fake gm)

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>>9405703
>>9405734
I don't know who Gladion is, but I'm not denying that the fight with the Dark Type trainer was awful. I know I need a lot of work, I know I'm not the best trainer in existence. I plan on training with Tobias whenever he shows up, maybe seeing if Steven or the Kalos E4 are available for training as well.

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>>9405781
>Frizz up his hair.

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>>9405730
>The interior of the tower is a labyrinthine mess
>At least there are no inhabitants, except Seb
>...
>...
>He begins running faster

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>>9405805
>Zap mouse: call out instead before rushing in.

>>9405520
Pay off my loans. Get a better apartment. Do something with my work that isn't just data gathering for Silph Co. trustfunds. Getting hitched at some point would probably be nice.

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>>9405717
..If you don't have money how are you paying Cammie.
>Suspicious squinting
And I'm not living in some freaky technofort. Especially not in Sinjoh.

not counting current drama this place has gotten too hostile and closed off to be interesting for anyone except those already in it
the giant amounts of straightphobia and vaginaphobia also does not help

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>>9405823
>He can't hear you
>A deeper, more dangerous mindlink would be needed

>>9405520
Get 16 gym badges and help Kanto League stop being a fucking laughing stock.

I found a breeder selling a perfect IV, jolly Beldum for only 20K poke, which is cheaper than Devon, but I'm kinda nervous, for obvious reasons. I don't want to get scammed, or something worse.
Any advice?

>>9405890
>closed off to be interesting for anyone except those already in it
>And everything else you said
(Holy crap, someone finally had the balls to say it.)

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>>9405717
...Wait what do you mean you don't have any money

>>9405860
...What does he mean he doesn't have any money?

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>>9405860
I HAD money, but now all I have is enough to keep me and my team fed for a while.
I might go back to God City and see if I can get the money they had, gold coins and such. It was going to be used to build these things anyways, I think, so hopefully Arceus doesn't mind.

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>>9405964
Taking out the payment to you, I don't have cash to spare afterwards. Sorry for the confusion, you are getting paid.

>>9405520
To actually finish something in life.

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>>9405918
>Ray contemplates it, but doesn't do it.
>It would be selfish to take that risk with Seb.
>He just stays there a little longer, instead.

>>9405890
>Straightphobia
(Holy shit my sides, Quincy is straight, the Bisharp is straight, Tiffany is straight, just because we have a LOT of gay going around doesn't mean straight isn't possible, we joke about straights being cursed, but holy shit Anon, it's a joke)

>>9405520
End it

i seriously just
wow
>rolling for how many shots i take last two numberz

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>>9405966
Ooookay, you got any fun stuff then?

>>9405964
>Shrug
If you need me to cu-

>>9405981
oh, alright.

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>>9406072
...what kind of fun stuff? I've got my Dex for music and stuff, but I've been really focused on training for a long time, so I don't have like, toys or games or anything.

>>9406024
(There's a couple more than that even.)

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>>9406006
>Seb keeps moving
>It seems he knows what needs to do
>Rolling for even dubs

>>9405890
>>9405928
(2/10 too obvious)

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>>9406047
(You alright anon?)
>>9405798
.... well. I don't spend much time on my hair but...
>Alain attempts to pat it down to its normal poof levels
Maybe I should?

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>>9405981
Oh. Thank fuck. You got any idea how many freebies I've tossed out? I've got a pumpkin to feed.

>>9406072
Guess that solved itself

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>>9406108
Goodies, loot, shiny stuff, battle junk, whatcha got spikes.

>>9406143
Ye, thankfully.

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.... so thread, what do you do when a friend shows up drunk? I'm afraid I ah... know little about comforting people.

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>>9406143
>>9406157
>Purple jellybean: Pop out of your ball.
>Attempt to suffocate Mort while he's sleeping.

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>>9406210
>Acerola flops onto the Gengar's back
Hey, watcha doin?

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>>9406157
Better be cool shit.

>>9406210
>hug the demon

>>9406226
Think it's called a "inverted Faustian rebellion".

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>>9406125
(Sure)

>>9406024
the straightphobia part was aimed at certain individuals not the whole place not naming any names this place is too closed off the moment someone starts to even remotely think something might be a problem you fix it without even waiting to see if it is actually a problem or not

>>9406266
Name the names

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>>9406226
Soul.
>Keep tr-
>>9406240
>SCREECH.
>BITE ARM.

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>>9406125
>No dubs
>Nothing in particular happens

>>9406260
(You know that can be edited right?)

>>9406279
I bet my virginity that being aimed at skitts

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>>9406210
>Tilt head
???

>>9406240
Yeah, hope so.

>>9406312
the fug

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>>9406312
>bit by a demonic purple pillow
>Unf~
Aaaace, grab the tags, Jellybean is being a dick

>>9406342
It's fine I do this all the time.

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>>9406240
I don't know what that means Cammie...
>>9406312
Hey, I have a Gengar too, maybe you guys will get along~
>Gengar (Level 90) is sent out

>>9406337
To bad no one wants that.

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>>9406342
>Pap a sneeze.
>Very hard.
>>9406351
>BITE HARDER.
>>9406357
Bitch.
>Use Cam as a shield.

>>9406376
I know anon
That was why i bet it
And i always win when i do

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>>9406379
Really now. Okay. Fine. LAAAAMP.

>>9406357
Ever read Faust? I'll make it a bedtime story for you or somethin'.

>>9406417
Can I bet mine?

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>>9406351
You suuure?

>>9406379
...
>SneasKown

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>>9406143
I understand, Cam, I wouldn't break a promise.

>>9406157
... Actually, I have just the thing, I think
>He pulls a Razor Claw out of his coat
We used this to evolve Alexa, you interested?

>>9406434
yes
i bet my virginity on your virginity
in the end we both lose

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>>9406379
I'm not a bitch, silly! I'd have to be a female dog!
Okay Gengar, if you wanna play like that so can I~
Gengy. Mega Evolve and use Substitute.
>M Gengar's health is at 75%
>>9406427
Okay, sounds fun.

>>9406460
Sounds about right. Let's do it.

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>>9406447
(This is what happens when I look away from thread for too long)
>>9406379
>Quincy seems to realize they're in trouble
Oh, shit hang on, spell tags, on it!
>He pulls a a bundle of them from his coat
So glad I had these made before I went to Sinjoh the first time... Cam what do I do with them!?

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>>9406427
>Smack a Lamp.
>>9406436
>Grab Sneeze.
>>9406467
>Attempt shitlord version of Fling with a Sneasel.
>>9406491
>Flip bird.

>>9406478
okay
let's bet
come here anon
get naked and we will make the bet

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>>9406493
Whoops, you missed~
Gengy, Perish Song.
>Everyone Pokemon's Perish count is set to 3.
>You can't switch out or flee until the turn of Acerola's after M Gengar is returned

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>>9406436
Yeah, yeah. Gengar Handling 101: It's a cunt. Just beat it up then snug it until it stop crying. Or screaming.

>>9406447
Uhuh.

>>9406467
Whooo, big spook. Watch the hair, kid.

>>9406493
Lil shit

>Shadowball the Dickass Jellybean
>252 SpA Lampent Shadow Ball vs. 0 HP / 0 SpD Gengar: 132-156 (66.6 - 78.7%) -- guaranteed 2HKO

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>>9406447
No that's lame.

>>9406493
>Sneeze: run out of patience for jellybean demons
>Throat chop: go.

>>9406520
(Whoops, forgot to edit out the "one" )

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>>9406525
>>9406527
>Miss'd
>How you do dis.
>>9406520
>Attempt to Shadow Ball sassy child.

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>>9406555
>Tripfail.
>You done it now.
>Mura joins the battle.
252+ SpA Aegislash-Blade Shadow Ball vs. 0 HP / 4 SpD Gengar: 234-276 (89.6 - 105.7%) -- 31.3% chance to OHKO

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>>9406525
Ooook, I'll be careful.
>>9406555
>>9406566
Gengar, Protect~.
>Everyone's Perish Count fell to 2.

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>>9406525
Okaaay?

>>9406555
>>9406566
>Mild amounts of confusion
what is even going on anymore.

Soo... is anyone here a plumber that feels like helping me out with advice and/or actual help.
I though I was messing with a water pipe, turns out it was a sewage pipe and I fucked up so now a small section of the sinnoh underground smells like literal shit.
though thank fuck I had the common sense to do it away from my caveshack and closer to a entrance to see if I could do it

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>>9406555
>>9406566
Wat.

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>>9406566
>Hell yes.
>One jelly bean down.
>>9406574
>>9406635
>>9406646
>Sword is really aggro.
>You might want to KO him or put him back in his ball fast.
>Sacred Sword Quincy himself.

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>>9406527
...Yeah this is some shit.

>>9406688
Oooh fuck

>fireblast a sord
>252 SpA Lampent Fire Blast vs. 0 HP / 0 SpD Aegislash-Blade: 240-284 (121.2 - 143.4%) -- guaranteed OHKO

>>9406574
Fun times.

>>9406635
No idea

>>9406646
Still no idea.

>>9406642
You will need to call the local government, sorry

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>>9406688
>Sord used SLASH TEEN!
>IT'S SUPER EFFECTIVE!
>QUINCY LOST A FUCKING LEG AT THE KNEE!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>QUINCY IS KO

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>>9406688
Uh oh.
>The child grabs the Necromancy knife
GENGY! Return!
>Gengar is returned to his ball and switched out for a Mimikyu
>Acerola does the dance
>I can't calc right now, rip
>Never Ending Nightmare (physical) is a go

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>>9406646
>>9406688
(Fuck me. Sorry. Do what you want with that.)
>>9406705
>Miss.
>Sword uses Shadow Ball.
252+ SpA Aegislash-Blade Shadow Ball vs. 4 HP / 252 SpD Lampent: 386-456 (283.8 - 335.2%) -- guaranteed OHKO
>>9406765
(I'll just say it's a KO to avoid anymore PC murder. Hahahaha, fuck me.)

>>9406746
(Dubs sacred sword vs human, human lives!?!? What is this BULLSHIT)

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>>9406746
>Throw balls on the ground
Ooooh, for fucks sake MORT, KISKAE EVAC THE EDGELORD

>>9406765
Kid, you might wanna get behind me

>>9406777
I swear to every god I'm shoving you in a fucking cheesegrater.

>fireblast a sord, again
>252 SpA Lampent Fire Blast vs. 0 HP / 0 SpD Aegislash-Blade: 240-284 (121.2 - 143.4%) -- guaranteed OHKO

>>9406792
>Character is permanently crippled
>But he's not dead so it's BS

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>>9406777
>777
>blah blah
>assorted tag etched coins
>sord
>slap

>>9406792
(suck off a sawed off)

>>9406818
>( Attacker explicitly says "I'm not going for the kill" >>9406777 )
>( Salty that the PC isn't being ruthlessly killed from an angry but explicitly less-than-lethal blow )
>( drink bleach desu )

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>>9406814
>Sord is KOed.
>>9406824
>Also payday'd.
>Mort is awake?
What the f-
>>9406746
Oh my god.
>Go fucking apply a tourniquet.
>Reball the sword and jellybean.

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>>9406792
(Mort's roleplayer wasn't aiming for a kill and honestly wasnt expecting dubs.)
(Him being permanently crippled is interesting too, and there's still an INCREDIBLY high chance of him dying, since the largest artery in the body was just sliced and no one here knows how2emergency medical care.)
>>9406814
Necromancy...?
>>9406874
>Acerola just quietly watches, twiddling the butter knife.

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>>9406746
well fuck that's a thing.

>>9406814
..Should we like, go?

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>>9406792
(Character death is usually only done with a warning and rando dubs isn't that warning. Besides, he's maimed for life and we've got a reason for character conflict now. Also that was hilarious)

>>9406874
Glad you decided to get your ass up after dickass sword chopped the fuck out of my client. And the Gengar you apparently did a shitty job of managing decided to maul me, thanks dickhead.

>>9406899
Ace, you don't need to see thi- oh. Guess she figured it out for herself.

>>9406936
>look at Quincy properly for the first time
>oh shit that's a lot of blood
>roll not to panic
Fucking... like... shit. Just uh... pressure on the fuckin'... shit there's not even... uh... Someone call EMS

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>>9406874
>>9406899
>Quincy is passed the fuck out
>But a quick Google search reveals that amputation bleeds less than partial cuts
>Still needs that tournaquit, but less mess on the floor
>In his unconscious state, he groans
Zeeeem, Piiiiix, Caaaaam

>>9406973
(gdi someone always posts like a second after me when I'm sure they're not going to)
>>9406985
>not panicing roll: Failled
FFFFFUCK FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCKING MOTHER FUCKER WHAT THE FUCKING FUCK OH SHIT WHAT THE FUCK NO WHY FUCKING SHIT OH GOD

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>>9406973
>>9406985
..... Hey Cam?
>Acerola lets out Chandelure
Can you find a big piece of metal?

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>>9406973
Sorry. They're dicks.
>Mort: Regret life internally.
We don't have fucking EMS down here. Fuck.
>>9406985
Fuck.
>Apply pressure.
>>9407022
>>9407027
Please relax, you two.

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>>9406973
..Uh, you might wanna like, torch his stump.

>>9407027
oh you already got it.

>>9407038
yeah no kidding they're fucking dicks.

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>>9407027
Uhh. uhh...
>grab unconscious sord
>not by the handle, that'd how you get the soul succ
This fuckdick gonna work?

>>9407038
Fuck your fucking mother relax ya fucking mother fucker

>>9407045
Fucking no fucking shit fucking fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck

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>>9407038
I am relaxed. I just don't think Quincy would be a happy ghost if I fed him to Kaloa.
>>9407073
Probably? Chandeure, Flamethrower!

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>more groans from the passed out weeb
Zeeeeem... Caaaaaam

>>9407125
>>9407104
>>9407073
>>9407038
>munching on the severed leg

>>9407104
>Using a fire move on a passed out Pokemon weak to fire
>Somehow it won't die

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>>9407140

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>>9407045
I know.
>>9407073
>>9407104
Alright, alright.
>>9407125
>Fuckin'...
>Give him some booze.

>>9407140
(Ignoring this, they're in Mort's house, random Pokemon aren't going to just walk in)

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>>9407146
(We've said before that Ghost types don't die. I don't know how many times this has to be said.)
(His physical body will probably be damaged and need a lot of repairs and maybe an outright replacement, but it won't die.)
>>9407164
What now?

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>>9407073
cammie calm down.
Please.

>>9407164
Good.
As long as you know.

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>>9407164
>Booze: applied
>Quincy is now drunk and stumped
>Someone give him a pirate hat
>He goes quiet

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>>9407104
>put the sord back in the ball as soon as she's done
Fuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuck...

>>9407164
>throw ball at face

>>9407202
>Hex Status: Panicked
>The Cam is built for snuggling ghosts and parlor tricks not watching teenagers get hacked up
>roll to regain composure
Holy shit

>>9407204
...He's still breathing right?

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>>9407191
>>9407202
Alright. Now we drag him off to the Olivine hospital.
For fucks sake.
>>9407233
Thank.
Someone watch Cam.
>>9407204
>Pick up boozed up weeb.
>Let out the jellybean.
>Rolling to shadow sneak to the hospital in Olivine.

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>>9407233
Hey, Cammie?
>Being short as she is, Acerola hugs Cam's abdomen
He'll be okay, calm down.

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>>9407233
everythings gonna be alright. probably.
>Hug the hex

>>9407252
Yeah, you go uh, do that.

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>>9407233
>dubsfail composure
>fuck panicked, she's in full on breakdown mode
>there is now an alcoholic (wo)man child on the floor screaming and hyperventilating

>>9407252
>threw a couple of choaked sobs there's a faint
Fuck your mother

>>9407254
>sob on the sassy child

>>9407268
>grab cat

>roll to regain composure again, gonna say it succeeds on evens or a 1 because hugs

this is the most action weve had since the catalyst breakup
seriously tired of every 13 year old anon cunting it up when something cool happens
let characters get hurt

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>>9407288
>Sneasel sounds
>Snug the hex
Everything's gonna be fine, you're alright, Cam. Everyone's gonna be fiiine.

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>>9407288
Hey Cammie, let's go and make outfits for Ella while we wait, yeah?
>Acerola gets up off the floor, smiling and offering a hand to Cam

I heard that there is going to be a renaissance fair in Accumula next week and apparently they are even going to have fake witch trails and are accepting applications.

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>>9407252
>>9407370
>Well he makes it to the hospital.
>Drop Quincy off in one of the rooms and get a fuckin' nurse on that.
>He'll be fiiiiiine.
>Shadow Sneak out.
>Rolling for if he's going back home.
>Odds are no.

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>>9407393
>Upset Dusknoir sounds
Why would you wish to showcase such a thing?

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>>9407288 (You)
>Deer God, dubs hug assist composure regain
>That cat really does have the best snugs
>She's still physically shaking and her eyes are locked onto the floor in front of her, but at least she's half way breathing normally through the occasional sob

>>9407356
>cling to that cat
Holy shit... holy shit... that.... holy shit... that was... a lot of blood.

>>9407360
>shakily take Sassy Child's hand and pull self off floor
>still not making eye contact with anyone

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>>9407252
>He gets a room in the hospital, and the doctor commends them on their quick response and decent job delivering first aid
>Thankfully healthcare is free in Johto, so he gets to have his leg cleaned up and fitted with a cap for free, which will only take a day, and then it's just monitoring for another day, and finding a prosthetic that suits him
>His life has changed forever, but it's not quite as bad as it could have been, had the sord hit in his chest area, he wouldn't have lived

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>>9407423
>Snuggs intensify
Yyyeah, that was a.. moderate amount.
you gonna be alright there, big gal?

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>>9407435
>Fuck me, sorry that happened.
>Fun chardev times tho.
>>9407423
>>9407489
>>9407360
>Mort is back.
>He grabs some booze, leaves some out for the others and heads into the bathroom.
>Click, goes the lock.
>There's one upstairs.

>>9407418
it is an interesting time period and even the worst parts are cool.
I was thinking of applying just for the fun of it, spend all
day in some stocks and get to practice my acting abilities

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>>9407423
C'mon Cammie, let's go find the stuff!
>Acerola drags Cam behind her on the quest to find red, gold, grey, and black cloth

>>9407324
(Agreed.)

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>>9407489
Yeah.
>nope
Y-yeah, no worries
>That is a very blatant lie, not even gonna bother rolling for it
>roll to force smile
Shit, I'm a professional.N-no prob
>Yeah, no she's clearly still freaking out

>>9407512
>glare
>take bottle

>>9407518
Sure, Yeah. Right.
>visibly shaking

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>>9407515
Cool? The worst parts you describe were excruciating and horrifying. To watch your friends burn and wonder if you are next? I would not describe that as "cool" by any means.

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>>9407512
>The sassy child grabs a bottle of booze and stares it down, her face scrunching in a look of disgust before trying it >>9407609
Hey Cammie? Gotta focus if you wannna find the stuff! We gotta make a nice outfit, I'm think it should look like Kaloa!

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>>9407512
>No problem dude

>Quincy wakes up in the hospital, stripped naked and completely alone
>He looks down at the scars that crisscross his chest, and legs, and everywhere else, mostly from stray attacks and overzealous cuddles
>Now he's got a new one, and it takes everything he has not to scream like a little bitch when he sees it
>His leg has been cleanly cut just below the knee, and the stump still smells like cooked meat
>Rolling to not puke

>>9406899
(I'm an hour late to the party but the largest artery in the human body isn't the femoral artery it's the aorta)

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>>9407512
>Watch him do his thing

>>9407609
>Attention: re-established
..Caaaammie. Buddyyy.
>Nuzzle the hex and purr
>Be the best therapycat you can be damnit
It's all good. Everything's fine now.

>>9407610
I like to think of it as being educational and this will look good on my resume getting acting jobs is a pain of a thing with little experience

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>>9407632
>deep breaths
>try to stop panicking and not think about that...
>holy shit you almost just watched a kid die and you didn't do shit oh fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck
U-uh, yeah, sorry got *big swallow* got d-distracted.

>>9407663
>snug the cat
Yeah. Yeah. Sure. Right. Yeah.

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>>9407636
>Yay he managed to keep down lunch
>A nurse comes in and sets up a morphine drip
>Yay now that pain is gone and woooooo drugs!
>Oh shit his Pokemon are still with the others
>Yup, really alone
>Also high as a kite
>Sleep time

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>>9407663
>>9407720
>Mort pokes out of the bathroom.
Ssssooo...
>He comes out and pats Cam.
Heyyy.
>Roll for drunkness.

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>>9407656
(Yeah I messed that up. Oops. )
>>9407720
>She scrunches her face again as she takes another swig of booze
Hey Cammie? Why does this stuff taste so bad? Kinda smells like the whiskey dad left.

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>>9407740
sup bitch, i am you're dream guardian
don't do drugs, mkay?

>>9407777
(Get on this bones)

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>>9407777
>777
>7
>Sorry freddy the thing is better anyways
>Gold bars: applied with force

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>>9407759
Dude, don't eve-

>>9407764
Oh shit what the hell
>statch booze from sassy child
That's because it is whiskey

>great job Fuckup Maniac
>You let one teenage get maimed and another one get drunk
>You're a whole new level of loser
>fuck mom probably died because she didn't want to be near you anymore

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>>9407777
...too late, dude, last thing I remember a nurse shoved a tube in my arm and pumped me full of... Morphine?

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>>9407720
>Snug the Cam
So uhm, what's all this about costumes or something?

>>9407759
..Hey.

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>>9407876
>Quincy wanders off into other parts of dreamland

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>>9407764
Oh god...
>Mort puts the booze away.
>>9407869
Camamambamamb.
You're stressing too much. Ahahahaha.
>Mort hugs her and promptly passes out on the couch.
>>9407888
Hey- You know. I'm rreally ssorry I'm a HUUUUUUUGE failure.
Ahahahaha~

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>>9407869
Oopsie~
>She tosses some cloth at Cam
C''mom Cammie, we can't let Ella run around nude!
>>9407913
..... NECROMANCY!
>Butter knife: back of the knee.

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>>9407888
>trips snugs
>hella snugs
>holy shit this cat is made for hugging
>you hug so good you actually pull the Hex out of her self loathing for a second
Uh.. yeah. For the uh... yeah. Heh.

>>9407913
...
>grab pokeballs
>lock in cupboard
>not gonna do much but it's a start
Fuckin' prick...

>>9407940
>react after a few seconds
H-heh, right
>follow sassy child

>>9407993
*put in cupboard not locked
rip me can't into phrasing

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>>9407913
I.. have.. no feelings one way or the other about this statement.
you really need to work on your guys attitudes. and everything else.

>>9407993
Yeahhh.
..do you think i'd look good with a scarf? or something.

>>9407913
rip mort

>>9407913
>>9407993
F

>>9408137
F

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Felt like another quick doodle before sleep.

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Snorlax trainer here.
Don't really have anything to do, and snorlax and her... boyfriend? Have fallen asleep.
I'm up for questions again, I suppose.

>>9410313
(Dude It's late, and dead hours. What are you doing?)

>>9410324
(Bumping thread, and just anonposting to pass the time?)

>>9410363
>Sips tea
(Well, alright.)

>>9410313
Is she as high maintenance as it seems?

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>>9410406
Yes.
I wouldn't really say "high maintenance", though. She feeds and grooms herself, when awake.
More, "high cost".
Ridiculous amounts of food, increased home insurance rates due to her size and strength at times, and just, in general, lots of money towards care.
It's worth it, though. She's an absolute sweetheart of a Pokemon.

>>9410430
Well that's cute. Take care of her and she'll take care of you.

>>9410313
Would you fugg her for twenty bucks?

>>9410472
I'd kms for free

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>>9410440
Yeah. We take care of each other.
I do like to cook stuff for her.
It's fun and rewarding, and I've gotten good at it.

>>9410472
She thinks of me as a friend and caretaker, and not as a potential lover and/or sexual partner.
So, no.

>>9410495
Oh man I'd like to talk to you and about that snorlax of yours to bad I'm an awkward, paranoid, fearful dude. So just enjoy yourself with her.

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>Quincy wakes up in the hospital as his morphine drip slowly wears off
>Still high as a kite though

>>9410495
>not sticking it in in one of her post-buffet comas
What are you a faggot?

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>>9410518
I will, thank you.

>>9410884
I'm not a rapist, that's what.

>>9410975
Is it really rape if she's neither willing nor unwilling?

>>9411007
Yes, you sick fuck

>>9411007
Fucking kys you piece of shit
Kill the rapists

>>9411007
She's not able to consent at the moment when sleeping.
So, yes, it's rape, you sicko.
-Snorlaxanon

>>9411017
>>9411024
>>9411033
Prudes, the lot of you.

FINALLY
WE FOUND ONE
THREE DAYS AND TEN ULTRA BALLS LATER DRAX AND I HAVE FOUND A BELDUM!
FUCK YOU BREEDER, I KNEW YOU WERE A SCAM.
Gonna name him once I think of something to call him.
That's one new member down, four more to go.
Now... I guess I'm going to need a Fairy, so... What's a good Fairy type? I also need a Dark Type, so I would like recommendations for that too.
I've seen a Mewtwo posting around here, but he seems to hate humans so... probably not going to convince him to join some random dude, I can hope though.

>>9411295
>mewtwo
>joining a rando
fat chance

>>9411326
I know, but if I want a chance in hell of being as respected as the champs, I need badges and the power to back them up. Drax and I aren't strong enough alone.

>>9411343
Try a different leggo. Marshadow, Deoxys- Not Deo he gives you space cancer.

>>9411385
I've never heard of Marshadow, and Deoxys is... yeah.
Maybe... uh, hmm. I can't think of anything other than Mewtwo that would really work...

>>9411436
Leggos are highly unlikely to join you unless you already command a degree of respect due to your accomplishments.

>>9411510
That's a good point, I guess.
Not sure what I can do other than build my team and take on gyms, there's no teams that need taken down or anything.

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>>9410861
>Snores loudly nearby

>>9411529
There isn't really anything you can do. The legendaries have better things to do than help a guy reform Kanto.

>>9411559
(Who let Sniffers take control of a character with potential, why would you do this, all he does is make them into boring creatures that do nothing because he refuses to take risks)

>>9411583
(Right? He literally didn't do anything and just let Quincy lose his leg, because having a Pokemon toss itself in front of a blow it can take might mean, *gasp* his character gets hurt!)

>>9411583
(Most rpers who don't take risks don't want to make a new character, that's why. But sniffs is characters aren't boring. Repetitive at worst though.)

>>9411529
Complete honesty here. Don't look for legendaries. The less interest you show in them the more likely they'll be to come to you.
t. A guy that owns Lugia, the Johto dogs, has seen the regis and etc

>>9411595
(Also that. I forgot about that.)

>>9411581
You would think improving a region's pokemon-human relationships would be something Pokemon are interested in, but yeah, I guess, unless some team pops up with plans for Kanto, there's not much to do.
In the meantime, I still need a Fairy and a Dark Type, to prove Dragons aren't the end-all be-all of battling.

>>9411595
>>9411605
(he wasn't even online when it happened cockmongling hatrack)

>>9411600
(What has Quincy done since his introduction, can you remember? Pretty easy right?)
(Now try and remember if Zem has done anything)

>>9411581
(Except I had him join in the regigigas fight? And I haven't been able to do things with gooey because batplot is on hiatus. And I'm literally working on throwing fluffles into a risk filled adventure plot)

>>9411595
(I was asleep when it happened)
(If I was actually awake, I would have done something.)

>>9411600
(I do need to work on that, yes)

>>9411604
...Gold?
Neat, I could use some team building advice, right now I've got a Gengar and a Metagross, I'd like a Dark and a Fairy type, plus two more Pokemon, any tips?

>>9411613
(He's on mobile. You have to get out of the app, which hence sets you offline, to post.)

>>9411623

(>>9411581
Meant for >>9411583)

>>9411623
(I stand corrected. Can't believe I forgot this.)
>>9411625(me)
(Ignore this. But it is true though.)

>>9411623
(Oh yeah, your "risk filled" adventure that you totally haven't said is going to be light-hearted and low-risk for all involved)

>>9411610
You're forgetting that they're literal gods dude. Theyve likely seen people try this a billion times, and I don't think they're just gonna ignore their duties just to help a random unknown guy.

>>9411583
>>9411595
>>9411600
>>9411605
>>9411613
>>9411616
>>9411623
>>9411627
>>9411642
(Holy shit it's a fucking 4chan rp thread who the fuck gives a shit quit whining)

>>9411654
(The roleplayers? Hateboner? The list keeps going. Should I continue?)

>>9411654
(I'd like some actual quality and characters that aren't boring and forgettable. Same reason I hate Noodles, but at least Noodles created some funny characters early on)

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>>9411624
Guilty.
Anyway... Sylveon and Tyranitar are pretty good. You could be that guy and toss Garchomp and Blaziken on your team too.
I'll be totally honest I might have kicked Team Rocket into the dirt but I suck at battling. I just use what's fun to use.
Oh, btw, if you want to beat Dave you'd need a speedy ground sweeper. Garchomp would work. The format we use out of E4/Gym battles makes a few other pokes viable.

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>>9411624
>fairies
ahaha
anyway dude obvs im not him but like
azumarill is your best bet for fairies without causing a type double up
for dark type id say zoroark or weavile

>>9411610
Many pokemon are content with a life if slavery, oddly enough.

Ahem, I seek to better impress my trainer. Mayest any of you know... Where I can tune my old english up at?

>>9411676
I don't really intend to become Champion, but thanks for the advice. I guess I'll need to find an Eevee for the next member of my team.
Drax seems to like the Beldum and the Beldum likes Drax, so I don't seem to have issues there.
I think I'm gonna call the Beldum... Tracy!

>>9411675
(I stopped creating trying to make funny characters for the most part because of a combination of people were starting to get tired of them, and at the current point my usual style of funny doesn't fit the thread anymore)
(these days I just resigned to making pointless little stories that don't go anywhere or have any purpose because there is nothing else I am good at)

>>9411726
(Then leave. It will be better for everyone, you won't have e to worry about us, we won't have to deal with you. Same goes for Sniffs, clearly he needs to take a hiatus like Emrys did. That fucker came back and made two characters in a row that I actually like and care about)

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>>9411710
The language of an era old seems not what you seek, 'tis an accent you seek to master, am I correct?

>>9411726
(More like you keep dropping characters because you make characters with a limited range of interactions, then complain they're going nowhere, then you go back to do nothing at all)
(Between your whining and lack of effort in the RP you have annoyed pretty much every other player)

this is why trump won

>>9411686
A Weavile would be cool to have around...

>>9411693
That is weird. Like, Drax has always been my partner, rather than my slave, and though I caught Trace, I'll treat them the same way.

Hopefully I find today a Banette to unzip.

>>9411768
(This, you made GLADION hate you, that should be your signal to leave forever)

>>9411764
Yes, sire. I would be most appreciative.

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Anyone here have any tips for gardening in Fallarbor town?

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>>9411819
I fear the advice of mine own will be of little value. What you seek is the words of actors, an exaggerated tongue. Mine own accent, old English it may be, is simpler than what you seek.
Undella Town is having a Renaissance Fair, mayhaps that be what you seek.
>>9412111
Cacti would flourish best, but provide the shade and water and the fruits of colder lands you may grow.

>>9411750
(I agree. He does need to take a break. Same goes with a few other Rpers I'm not going to name for now. Maybe par itself should take a break, Idk)

>>9412190
(PAR needs to let some of the old blood go and bring some new blood in, but not stop entirely)
(Again, look at Emrys, he came back and he's doing a whole dick of a lot better with his new characters than the old ones)

>>9411750
(Honestly I would have done that Ages ago and taken a decent, lengthy break, but I just enjoy casually talking to sniffs, croags and smeargs too much, they are like 60 percent of the reason I am still here, mainly because they are the closest thing to actual friends I have had in like 13+ years and I suck balls at initiating and maintaining conversations so keeping in touch out of the RP would just end in me not talking to them at all)
>>9411768
(Its more that I hate forcing myself into character interactions or into scenarios because in the past most groups there is often like, 4-6 characters in them who post at a much more frequent rate than me, due to timezone problems and I just ended up feeling like an completely unnecessary 5th wheel)
(so instead I decided to just make do the best I could do by myself, and eventually I run out of new Ideas stuff for a character to do by themselves and drop them to start again)

(though I don't really get why dropped characters would piss people off, when half were pretty much forgetable background characters who's presence affected nothing and the rest never even interacted with anyone else)
(I could get it if it was about my shitty attempt at making plots though, which I stopped attempting to do at all because I just can't into good plots)

>>9411796
Why would you do that?

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>>9412166
Yeah, I have some cacti growing as it is. Maybe I'll see if I can get some succulents or Yucca up. Thanks bud.

>>9412242
(Leave, now, you are a fucking parasite on this RP and you are actively hated by several people here)

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>>9411796
I've made some bad decisions in life, but that's somehow worse than anything I've done.
>>9411686
Sir, I have a question. As far as Ghost-Types go, would you consider a Honedge to be a good companion for a somewhat new Trainer? I got my first knife when I was younger than mi mija is now, and the Honedge seems quite nice, but I'm a father and I worry.

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>>9412166
Aye, thank you.
>>9412313
Any blade is a valorous blade, sire. I suggesteth thee keepeth an eye on it.

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>>9412313
i mean
honedge arent as bad as other ghosts in the soul sucking department
as long as the sword respects and likes her it should be fine
tip tho
dont pick one up without permission
thats a good way to get the soul succ

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>>9412344
You are much welcome. Do tell how things go with your trainer.
>>9412273
A personal favorite of mine is belladonna, but uncertainty is to be had on how it would affect you.

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>Quincy has his stump put into a cap, and is given a selection of prosthetics to be fitted for.
>He keeps it simple, picking a model that has an ankle and weight to it, he won't be able to feel anything from it, and it doesn't really move like normal limbs, but it won't take anything too special to learn to walk again, and he can choose not to do the physical therapy, which means he can be back in the outside world soon.
>He's just lucky it was below the knee
>He probably won't get that lucky again
>He needs to learn to dodge or maybe block blows that come straight for the trainer, even with his new disability

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>>9412640
Psst. Hey kid
You wanna get stronger?
Try some darkness.

>>9412231
(No one has to leave. Just take break for sometime.)

>>9412276
(How about you leave? Noodles has done nothing to you, has he?)

>>9412677
>*Noodles has to leave
ftfy

>>9412689
(No one has to leave. Except you. You've been causing problems since the beginning, just leave.)

>>9412313
My life has been nothing but vad secisions, what is a vad decision more at this point?

>>9412688
(He was HB for a while, he even admitted to it, he needs to fucking leave)

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>>9412344
>>9412366
Joyeuse likes her, and she's learning the basics of taking care of the team. It was her idea to pick up a polishing cloth.
I'll remember the tip about unwanted picking up, though.
I'm proud of her.
>>9412746
It's not too late to turn it around, amigo.
I was in a pretty deep hole not too long ago, and now I'm making amends with my ex, I have an honest job, and I can spend time with family.

>>9412758
(He apologized though.)

>>9412758
(He also admitted afterwards that it was an attempt at self sabotaging his own reputation, and considering that he seems to have low self esteem about his abilities and skills I doubt that he was actually HB at any point)

>>9412803
>He also admitted afterwards that it was an attempt at self sabotaging his own reputation, and considering that he seems to have low self esteem
(Why does this sound familiar?)

>>9412799
>>9412803
(Oh he apologized, this totally makes up for months of shitposting and actively trying to ruin Gladion and Skitt's relationship)

Slateportfag here, I got the Thunder Stone.
Anything I should know about Jolteon before my Eevee and I take the leap?
We're both 100% on this, but I don't want to get blindsided by anything.

>>9412837
(Did he ruin it? No. He didn't. Look there are lots of things I myself could say about their relationship, but I don't because I like them and respect them. Noodles is just an idiot sometimes, but at least he learns from his mistakes.)

>>9412859
Hugs are going to be tingly, maybe zappy

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>>9412859
I don't think it's much different from other electric types? Be careful with electronics, don't go swimming, you know how it is.

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>77: message 33.
>"Hey, message me back when you're free, I think it's time for round 2 with Sun."
>"Let me know what you think."
>77: get to cleaning the rifle.

>>9412859
If Jolteons are anything like Manectrics, they tend to have a lot of energy and like to really run around a lot.
Also the standard electric type advice applies too, as the other two guys have said.

>>9412873
I expect that. Static zaps have always been something I laugh about, so I should be good on that front.
>>9412909
I can be careful with electronics. I work as a dockworker, but if I'm in the drink then something's gone majorly wrong.
>>9412923
High-energy, needs some open space. Got it.
I might take those Catalyst oddballs' advice and keep him out of the Pokeball unless there's a pressing need.

>>9412765
I'm stuck on a dead end job at a pokemart, there isn't really much to turn around.

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>>9411796
>Cam: Recover from self loathing and despair long enough to point out that is a really bat idea
That's how you get the Soul Succ Anon.

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>>9412946
>Rifle: cleaned.
>77: polish the metal bird.
>Comfy music: on.
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-xPIMSlu6Lw&
I keep Skarms out of his ball most of the time and I really think it's made him a lot happier.
I'd have them all out but I don't think walking around with 6 Pokemon following me would be the best idea.

>>9412969
...I might be able to offer you a position with my guys.
I'd have to offer in person though, I'm currently in Kalos, let me know if you're anywhere nearby.

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>>9413023
I think that's what he's going for.
>Totally didn't nab a drunk morts tech or anything for chan snoopage
>Totally did.

>>9413023
Thats what inspired me, yes. I forgot to ask what happens to the soul afterwards.

>>9413057
Nah, Sinnoh.

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>>9413074
Huh. Wonder if he'll let me go Dutch on that...

>>9413093
Uhh.. depends on how you RNG it. Soul vored by an evil doll, shredded and scattered, converted into hate and used as energy, whole lotta fun options.

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>>9412765
aight man
sounds like shes got it down
id wait on evolving it to aegislash tho
fuckers are bigger than the pics imply
and heavy as shit
>>9413057
>not having all six out
dude its like you dont like cuddle piles

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>>9413093
Ah, alright.
Well I'll talk to you about it if I ever bump into you, we could always use new recruits.

>>9413124
Fuck, I meant 7, not 6.
Also maybe if half of them weren't Shadow Pokemon and the other half psychic types that don't like me much.
I guess cuddling the moth might be nice though.

>>9413113
Soul vored, that sounds downright interesting.

Feel free to come to Jubilife and see some heavy shit.

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>>9413113
Maybe, who knows.
..what does that mean, actually?
>Slightly confused sneas sounds

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>>9413185
shadow mons
why the fuck you carrying around those dude
also how the fuck did you raise psychic types that hate you and why the fuck are you keeping psychic types that hate you
thats how you get turned into a vegetable dude

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>rolling for how soon Quincy will be able to hobble out of the hospital in hours

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>>9413250
I've been working towards getting them purified, I work for some people in Orre who try to search for and capture rouge Pokemon.
The kind that goes and attacks people in cities and towns, sometimes that includes Shadow Pokemon.

Also, they don't hate me. I think it's more they don't like the fact that I'm their trainer, they were a gift from a friend, although from the way they act they seem like they would have preferred to stay with her.
I'm uh...not exactly in a position to give them back either, I haven't seen her in a while.

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>>9413288
>Dubs
>Quincy apparently has amazing luck any time he's not in combat
>He's gonna be out of the hospital in an hour

>>9413333
(Or, you know, not)
(I have no idea what to do with those numbers)

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>>9413333
>He trips and falls down the stairs
>Rolling for damage

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>>9413406
>He breaks his neck
>Dies
>RIP Quincy, you had the worst luck of any character I have ever played

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>>9413195
Sweet. I'll head out when I make sure I didn't let a kid die by being retarded.

>>9413198
It's like uhh, when you're on a date and you eat together and you both pick up your half of the bill. But like. With dying.

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>>9413308
uh huh
whats the name of your group dude
also like
i know a shit ton of people
want me to like
drop em off
>>9413406
i warned you about stairs bro
i told you dog
>>9413428
oh shit

>>9413450
(Oooooh that's gonna be bad)

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>>9413450
My head hurts Cam. Can I necromancy myself and make it go away?

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>>9413450
..Alright I get the dinner part, not so much the dying part.
how does that work.
>Headtilt: engaged

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>>9413428
this is because of the drugs bro
always listen to your dream guardian I cant protect you from real life only bad dreams

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>>9413406
>>9413428
>This is what you get for tempting fate by being happy about your good luck.
>Watch me get failtrips now for mocking you.

>>9413454
Uh shit, I can never remember the name...you know Professor Krane?
It's run by some of his friends, apparently. He lets us purify any Shadow Pokemon we find and keep them if we want.

Also uh...I guess?
Where are you right now?

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>>9413496
(Yep. Fun times~)

>>9413505
Sorry kid. That's called a hangover. No amount of necromancy can make that stop.

>remember that it's your fault sassy child got drunk
>you're a horrible role model
>shit you suck
>and you're fat

>>9413517
Uh... I dunno, guess I like... unzip one half, he unzips the other? I'll let you know when I get succ'd.

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>>9413565
..Ohhh.
oh.