[Boards: 3 / a / aco / adv / an / asp / b / bant / biz / c / can / cgl / ck / cm / co / cock / d / diy / e / fa / fap / fit / fitlit / g / gd / gif / h / hc / his / hm / hr / i / ic / int / jp / k / lgbt / lit / m / mlp / mlpol / mo / mtv / mu / n / news / o / out / outsoc / p / po / pol / qa / qst / r / r9k / s / s4s / sci / soc / sp / spa / t / tg / toy / trash / trv / tv / u / v / vg / vint / vip / vp / vr / w / wg / wsg / wsr / x / y ] [Search | Free Show | Home]

ITT: Pokemon are real - AKA the Pokemon Roleplaying General.

This is a red board which means that it's strictly for adults (Not Safe For Work content only). If you see any illegal content, please report it.

Thread replies: 306
Thread images: 202

File: wurmple_blog.gif (305KB, 750x606px) Image search: [Google]
wurmple_blog.gif
305KB, 750x606px
ITT: Pokemon are real - AKA the Pokemon Roleplaying General.
Everything said in here is an artistic work of fiction, not a representation of the posters - or else we actually would be Pokemon.

What do you think of bug types?

Rules/Info: http://pastebin.com/dy3GD8Me
Characters: http://pastebin.com/wVFqcLZh
Recap: http://pastebin.com/smet7PBJ

Previous thread: >>9405520
>>
File: IMG_1513.png (336KB, 800x629px) Image search: [Google]
IMG_1513.png
336KB, 800x629px
>>9414755
I don't use bug types, but I think they're alright.
>>
File: tumblr_o37rcqCcMv1r3qo1bo1_500.jpg (44KB, 500x540px) Image search: [Google]
tumblr_o37rcqCcMv1r3qo1bo1_500.jpg
44KB, 500x540px
>>9414755
80% of them are awful disgusting creatures.
>>
File: Anna1.png (58KB, 400x240px) Image search: [Google]
Anna1.png
58KB, 400x240px
>>9414755
Um, some of them are pretty neat, but there's none on my team.
>>
>>9414861
>roll to throw blood on
>>
>>9414755
Next to ghost types, they have the most interesting biology
>>
How can I get my Steelix to crawl in my asshole?
>>
File: tumblr_oiv8e8j4FM1vdxp46o1_500.png (21KB, 500x500px) Image search: [Google]
tumblr_oiv8e8j4FM1vdxp46o1_500.png
21KB, 500x500px
>>9414847
Am i in the 20%, friend?
>>
>>9414861
>roll to kill
>>
File: tumblr_o37rcqCcMv1r3qo1bo1_5002.png (111KB, 280x262px) Image search: [Google]
tumblr_o37rcqCcMv1r3qo1bo1_5002.png
111KB, 280x262px
>>9414907
No.
>>
>>9414931
>sad
b-but...
>>
File: Anna2.png (48KB, 400x240px) Image search: [Google]
Anna2.png
48KB, 400x240px
>>9414900
M-Mister, why would you do that?
You'd get hurt, and it's mean to the Steelix!
>>
File: IMG_1147.png (166KB, 500x610px) Image search: [Google]
IMG_1147.png
166KB, 500x610px
>>9414755
Anomalesia is the best bug type!!!
Azoth is close, but am still best bug!!
>>
>>9415008
>roll to pee on
>>
File: Anna3.png (59KB, 400x240px) Image search: [Google]
Anna3.png
59KB, 400x240px
>>9415014
Oh my gosh!
I've never seen a Pokemon like you before!
You're sooo cool!
How are you? Are you Amonalisa? Am I saying that right?
>>
File: IMG_1148.png (170KB, 500x375px) Image search: [Google]
IMG_1148.png
170KB, 500x375px
>>9415127
Hello!!!
Yes!!!
Am Anomalesia!!
The second Type: Full!!
I am... okay!!
Hope robot man isn't okay!!
Pronounced Anomalesia!!
Is Latin!!!
A kind of Gladiolus flower!!!
>>
>>9412923
>33: Stop fucking around in the snow.
>"Yo, 77, I'm ready when you are."
>Post on the chanz while waiting for 77.
Anything happening today?
>>
File: 265Wurmple.png (134KB, 431x431px) Image search: [Google]
265Wurmple.png
134KB, 431x431px
>>9415293
Yes.
I'm training to win a contest!
>>
>>9415273
(Oh fuck, that was mean to be " I hope robot man is okay")
>>
>>9415127
>roll to poop on
>>
>>9415014
>>9415273
>Anon from Jubilife's interest: piqued
What else can you tell me about yourself?
>>
File: Anna4.png (59KB, 400x240px) Image search: [Google]
Anna4.png
59KB, 400x240px
>>9415306
A Contest? I've heard about those!
Do you have a friend who's helping you?
I bet you could win for sure, you seem really sweet!

Um, can anyone tell me how hard the Alolan Island Challenge is? My team and I wanna do it, but I don't know if we're tough enough...
>>
File: IMG_1264.png (103KB, 640x640px) Image search: [Google]
IMG_1264.png
103KB, 640x640px
>>9415357
Hello!!!
Yes!!!
Anomalesia is biggest doggo!!
Friend N says 7'08 at the shoulder?
Tank most hits!!
Am also prettiest doggo!!!
Draw attention of UBs!!
Protect friends!!!
Like food!!!
Spicy food best food!!!!
>>
>>9415306
Hey you're still around, nice. Keep training, alright?
Gotta see the cutest bug around.
>>9415422
I hear the Alola league is pretty easy. Some of the challenges are physically dangerous though. Heard people died during the Dragon one.
>>
File: sungetsalotofpussy.jpg (117KB, 516x700px) Image search: [Google]
sungetsalotofpussy.jpg
117KB, 516x700px
>>9415422
It's not too bad? Mostly it's a bunch of tasks and then a Totem Pokémon, but it can be kinda dangerous!
>>9414755
Volcarona is awesome!
>>
File: The meme dots.png (299KB, 844x798px) Image search: [Google]
The meme dots.png
299KB, 844x798px
>Mort: Awaken.
>Check phone.
>Welp.
>Take Quincy's pokes.
>Get out of the house.
>Roll.
>>
File: wurmple(3).gif (15KB, 38x46px) Image search: [Google]
wurmple(3).gif
15KB, 38x46px
>>9415422
Thank you.
I'm doing it alone.
It's no problem, though!
I know I can win!
Just need to keep training!
>Practice dancing
>Rolling for improvement

>>9415445
I will.
Thank you!
How are you doing?
>>
>>9415436
Damn big doggo indeed.
Why do you say you are the prettiest?
>>
File: sneasel_by_noneness-d4hqk63.jpg (186KB, 600x693px) Image search: [Google]
sneasel_by_noneness-d4hqk63.jpg
186KB, 600x693px
>>9415486
>Watch the dork knight go about his biz and leave
Wonder what he's up to..
>>
>>9415476
Agreed, kid. Joule has been a great assistant.

That said, I have a question. How do you tell your pokemon that you are not interested in battling?
>>
File: IMG_1257.jpg (100KB, 640x640px) Image search: [Google]
IMG_1257.jpg
100KB, 640x640px
>>9415567
Gold fur!!!
Gold crest!!
Blue ears!!
Silvally and Azoth look different!!
White fur!!
Silver crest!!
Red ears!!
>>
>Cultanon: get fucking cocky.
>Try to recruit some more people, preferably someone with legal connections.
>Clef the Grumpig's his wingman for this.
>>
File: 9fb1bdb4c88ddd410808597bc1b1f47d.png (146KB, 1912x2524px) Image search: [Google]
9fb1bdb4c88ddd410808597bc1b1f47d.png
146KB, 1912x2524px
>>9415648
>>
File: 71V6ImMEJcL._SL1500_.jpg (115KB, 1500x1164px) Image search: [Google]
71V6ImMEJcL._SL1500_.jpg
115KB, 1500x1164px
>>9414755
They're cute, I guess.
Steel types are better though.

>>9415293
>"Sorry about the wait, my PDA lost connection for a while."
>"Where are you right now? I'll come meet up with you and we can go beat up this kid and steal his Pokemon."
>>
File: TPK incoming..png (229KB, 1000x804px) Image search: [Google]
TPK incoming..png
229KB, 1000x804px
>>9415486
>6.
>Mort drops Quincy's pokemon off at the hospital so they can either give them to next of kin or whatever.
>Off to Ecruteak.
>>
File: IMG_1518.jpg (594KB, 883x1400px) Image search: [Google]
IMG_1518.jpg
594KB, 883x1400px
>>9415590
Basically like that. "I'm not interested in battling".
They still need exercise of some kind, but I'm guessing you already have that planned out.
>>
File: 71422_Cavalry_7X50_front.jpg (65KB, 800x533px) Image search: [Google]
71422_Cavalry_7X50_front.jpg
65KB, 800x533px
>>9415531
Good work.
Pretty good, waiting on my partner.
>>9415691
>"Up in Snowbelle. I can meet you over in Alola?"
>>
>>9415697
>>
>>9415648
>Members yes, legal connections no.
>Cultanon's sect is now sixteen people strong, including himself.
>The few Trainers among them are scrubs, though.
>Time to post on the 4chins after giving himself a sore throat preaching.

Hey there. Can I get advice on getting my mitts on hidden info? I can't get it by talking to the local cops, they're fucking covering something up.
>>
>>9415664
(Welp now I've seen something worse than that dog faced serperior)
>>
>>9415743
Have you considered not?
>>
>Anon takes Drax and Trace out into the routes of Sinnoh and works on training the Beldum up
>Rollin
>>
File: tumblr_mwugh1NkI31qcp4aro3_500.jpg (80KB, 500x600px) Image search: [Google]
tumblr_mwugh1NkI31qcp4aro3_500.jpg
80KB, 500x600px
>>9415743
Depends on the info, mon Cher.
>>
File: 81g917Lu-GL._SL1500_.jpg (176KB, 1500x1116px) Image search: [Google]
81g917Lu-GL._SL1500_.jpg
176KB, 1500x1116px
>>9415717
>"Uh, if you want, sure. Where do you want to meet?"

>>9415743
I'm pretty good at getting hidden info, you might have to wait until I'm done with something though.
>>
>>9415762
Oh come on now that's not even that bad. I kind of like it, mainly because I could hardly tell it was even supposed to be an unown, but still.
>>
>>9415640
And there are three if you. Guess you don't feel alone.
>>
>>9415771
I've come too far and done too much to turn back now. If anything, I should be concerned with next steps after I find what I need.
>>9415784
The motive and suspects in a murder. From what I've pieced together, it wasn't a burglary gone wrong and it wasn't a random attack.
>>9415792
Me and mine can cut a deal. We've got the resources now to hire you.
>>
>>9415743
I'm sure my partner and I could help you out. What are you looking for?
>>9415792
>"Melemele Island? Hau'Oli City or whatever?"
>33 finishes sketching out a building blueprint and puts a few flags in the ground.
>33: Teleport over there.
>Rolling for accuracy.
>>
File: 81tmu9heu-L._SL1500_.jpg (136KB, 1500x1221px) Image search: [Google]
81tmu9heu-L._SL1500_.jpg
136KB, 1500x1221px
>>9415811
Wait hold up, hire? Sorry I'm already employed, but I'm sure my employer wouldn't mind me doing a side job if the pay is nice.
Maybe we could even bring you in, who knows.

>>9415815
>"Sounds good."
>77: bring out Hypno.
Alright, remember that place in Alola you teleported me to last time? Take me there again.
>Roll for teleport accuracy.
>>
File: IMG_1265.png (141KB, 640x614px) Image search: [Google]
IMG_1265.png
141KB, 640x614px
>>9415800
Hello!!!
Yes!!
Never lonely!!
Have friend N!!
And friend Gladion!!
And friends Azoth and Silvally!!
And the Grunts!!
>>
File: 41cbXE9UcwL.jpg (24KB, 500x316px) Image search: [Google]
41cbXE9UcwL.jpg
24KB, 500x316px
>>9415875
>Guess they're on opposite sides of town, rip.
>"Goo baby took me over to the Pokemon Center. I'll meet you over by Sun's house in Route 1?"
>33 pulls his scarf up and starts walking.
>>
>>9415697
Hard work is our excersize. Thanks for the help, anon.
>>
File: WF_Red_Wild_Force_Ranger.jpg (48KB, 768x576px) Image search: [Google]
WF_Red_Wild_Force_Ranger.jpg
48KB, 768x576px
>>9414755
They are pretty cool
Never has one though
>>
>>9415891
How friendly are you with them? It seems like a lot, given how cheery you are.
>>
File: Ollie4.png (67KB, 221x260px) Image search: [Google]
Ollie4.png
67KB, 221x260px
>Ollie: finish with some basic plumbing fixes and paint patch-ups
>Call the bossmen.
>"One building's ready to go. I've been sleeping there to make sure nobody breaks in, just a heads-up. If it smells like dried chilies and citrus, that's probably why. "
>"Oh, one more thing: I have a suggestion if you're willing to hear it on Admin stuff."
>>
File: 810xNZJieaL._SL1500_.jpg (150KB, 1500x1500px) Image search: [Google]
810xNZJieaL._SL1500_.jpg
150KB, 1500x1500px
>>9415953
>"Alright, see you there."
>77: hop on the metal bird and fly to Route 1.
>Loud metal bird screeching.
>>
File: IMG_1271.png (187KB, 439x960px) Image search: [Google]
IMG_1271.png
187KB, 439x960px
>>9416038
Hello?
Yes??
Friendly???
Think so!!!
Talk to Grunts sometimes!!
Don't like grunt pets though!!!
Grunts have hats!!
>>
File: tumblr_nmbk6zJEC71rjnjmxo1_500.jpg (117KB, 500x717px) Image search: [Google]
tumblr_nmbk6zJEC71rjnjmxo1_500.jpg
117KB, 500x717px
>>9416086
>"I am willing to listen to your suggestions on the matter, Ollie."
>>
File: 310033.jpg (21KB, 396x396px) Image search: [Google]
310033.jpg
21KB, 396x396px
>>9416148
>3 vs 8.
>33 is already there, ha.
>Rolling to pick the lock to the front door.
>>
>>9416213
>Sneaky music: on.
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bC3bbnACO8I&
>Tap 33 on the shoulder.
Hey.
The door's unlocked, by the way. Not because you can pick locks though, this guy apparently just leaves his door unlocked.
>77: let out Volcarona.
Volcarona, boost yourself up a bit, just in case.
>Volcarona uses Quiver Dance.
>>
>>9414847
99.99%*

>>9414755
Bugs are pretty gross! They eat like Mamoswines.

Also, how is my favorite thread doing today?
>>
File: 71Ka2cbbXzL._SX522_.jpg (28KB, 522x337px) Image search: [Google]
71Ka2cbbXzL._SX522_.jpg
28KB, 522x337px
>>9416301
...It is? Why?
>33: Groan.
Alright.
>33 pushes the door open and takes a few steps inside.
Man room looks clear.
>>
>>9416347
(*Main. Fuck. Moodkiller much.)
>>
File: tumblr_ogn83bIMy11tue0c9o1_1280.jpg (175KB, 600x764px) Image search: [Google]
tumblr_ogn83bIMy11tue0c9o1_1280.jpg
175KB, 600x764px
>>9416338
I'm okay, I've been hanging around Johto! It reminds me a bit of the time we used to live in Kanto, but these guys are a bit more um... closed off...
>>
>>9415781
>Failure, Trace KO'd himself before leveling up
>Anon scoops up the hunk of metal and carries it to the pokecenter in Jubilife, getting the Beldum healed up
Hey guys, is there anything I can do to help Beldum level up? He's ah, having some trouble, only knowing Take Down makes it difficult for him.
>>
File: IMG_1511.jpg (432KB, 531x787px) Image search: [Google]
IMG_1511.jpg
432KB, 531x787px
>>9416418
I had the same problem training my Beldum up to a Metagross. Either use an EXP share or send him out first in battle and then switch him out.
>>
File: 5047563_R_SET.jpg (27KB, 620x620px) Image search: [Google]
5047563_R_SET.jpg
27KB, 620x620px
>>9416347
I dunno, why are you asking me?
>77: follow 33 inside.
Uh...this is his house...maybe he went out somewhere?
>77: go check upstairs for the traumatised child.
>>
What is this place? Why does /tlhg/ share a shitposter with here?
>>
>>9416487
Because he's a psycho cunt who doesn't understand the phrases "fuck off" or "we don't want you here" apparently.
>>
>>9416468
They gain experience from just seeing an opponent? Wow, I'll keep that in mind.
Probably won't help Drax much though, the level difference is too big around here for him to get anything from it.
>>
File: Scaled_Houndour_512296_JJ0WE.png (578KB, 622x800px) Image search: [Google]
Scaled_Houndour_512296_JJ0WE.png
578KB, 622x800px
>>9416398
I love johto! never been anywhere else really...
Yeah the people here mind their own business. >>9416487
Welcome to hell friendo.
>>
File: 162-large.jpg (192KB, 1200x1268px) Image search: [Google]
162-large.jpg
192KB, 1200x1268px
>>9416469
Scream if you need help.
>33: Fish sticky note out of the trash.
>Rolling to find anything else interesting.
...77?
>>
what is thinking emoji thinking about
>>
>>9416562
>>
>>9416179
You dislike hats? How odd.
What do you do in a normal day?
>>
>>9416487
Who is the shitposter
>>9416562
Thinking about thos beans
>>
File: 1460393052000_1149461.jpg (8KB, 250x250px) Image search: [Google]
1460393052000_1149461.jpg
8KB, 250x250px
>>9416541
The same to you.
>77: find nothing useful upstairs.
...What? Is it something I'm going to need to save you from?
>>
File: IMG_1357.png (322KB, 634x650px) Image search: [Google]
IMG_1357.png
322KB, 634x650px
>>9416649
Hats are bad!!!
Hats hurt!!!
Normal day??
Get pets!!!
Play with Azoth!!
Help friends fix castle!!
Am a good doggo!!
>>
File: IMG_1516.jpg (62KB, 480x480px) Image search: [Google]
IMG_1516.jpg
62KB, 480x480px
>>9416529
No, I mean switch him out but have him watch the battle. You don't always have to be in a battle to learn from it.
>>
>>9416674
Found a note. Says, "Mom I went to Johto, call me if you need anything."
...Welp.
Anything good up there? Z Crystals or anything?
>>
>>9416676
>"How does he even wear a hat with that crest"
Lots and lots of pets, right? You are a good doggo.
>>
File: 1493520776900.jpg (36KB, 500x480px) Image search: [Google]
1493520776900.jpg
36KB, 500x480px
>>9416702
Nope, couldn't find anything even remotely useful.
Also, fuck.
Do you think we should wait here for him to come back or should we try and track him down in Johto?
>>
File: 677151-500x500.jpg (92KB, 500x500px) Image search: [Google]
677151-500x500.jpg
92KB, 500x500px
>>9416843
>33: Groan.
Tracking him down in Johto is a decent plan. Someone as famous as him can't be hard to miss.
Fuck... Let's get going then.
>33: Roll to pick up any more clues.
>>
>>9416888
>Travel brochure for Ecruteak.
77, looks like we're going to Ecruteak.
>>
File: y.jpg (609KB, 1024x1024px) Image search: [Google]
y.jpg
609KB, 1024x1024px
>>9416861
Why are you doing this to me
>>
File: 90c021c0fe33f273f82685684952de15.jpg (102KB, 1389x1070px) Image search: [Google]
90c021c0fe33f273f82685684952de15.jpg
102KB, 1389x1070px
>>9416699
>>
File: tumblr_od8g2hUg5l1tr5rjzo1_400.png (212KB, 372x452px) Image search: [Google]
tumblr_od8g2hUg5l1tr5rjzo1_400.png
212KB, 372x452px
>>9417006
What the fuck?
>>
>Mort finally arrives in Ecruteak.
>He pulls a p-
>...
What the fuck?
>Mort paces around the building, thinking.
>>
>>9416888
>>9416930
Nice, 33.
I knew I kept you around for a reason.
>77: pat 33 on the back.
Seriously though that's fucking great, lets get going before the kid wanders off somewhere else.
>77: pull up a map of Ecruteak on PDA.
>Throw out Hypno.
We need to go there, think you can teleport us there?
>Roll for how accurate the teleport is.
>>
>>9417042
>33 elbows 77.
Fuck off, you keep me around because I'm the smart one.
>Right outside the pokemon center.
Well... Damn that works. Let's get looking.


>33: Try a smart.
>Post on the chans.
Hey, anyone that posts here in Ecruteak today?
>>
>>9416664
Naming him summons him, he said he spammed you today though
>>
>>9417141
put his name in a pastebin then link it
>>
>>9416699
That's... kinda what I meant, whups. Anyways, off to train again!
>Rollan
>>
>>9417161
His name here is Turts, dunno what you guys call him but he does shit like spam the word nigger and song lyrics and shit
>>
File: tumblr_lzf2dhyACh1r9q5jvo1_1280.png (173KB, 450x540px) Image search: [Google]
tumblr_lzf2dhyACh1r9q5jvo1_1280.png
173KB, 450x540px
>>9417124
I live here, do you need something?
>>
File: tumblr_inline_mh9gaqrpLR1rezkqw.png (169KB, 388x455px) Image search: [Google]
tumblr_inline_mh9gaqrpLR1rezkqw.png
169KB, 388x455px
>>9417124
Yo.
Are you looking for eggs or something? Hey is Sun hanging around? I found a thing you might liiiiiiiike.
>>
File: binoculars_p.png (3MB, 2485x1853px) Image search: [Google]
binoculars_p.png
3MB, 2485x1853px
>>9417124
What, so does that make me the pretty one?
>Hypno: returned to Pokeball.
>Skarms: out and screeching.
>77: mount the metal bird.
Hop on, we can fly around on Skarms to try and scout out the area for Sun.
>>
File: [s] (54).jpg (41KB, 600x600px) Image search: [Google]
[s] (54).jpg
41KB, 600x600px
>>9417302
Hey Gold! Ooo, what's the thing? Wait, wait, is it a surpise?
>>
File: rBVaHFaHyr6ALfbUAAFF_utjA0E717.jpg (36KB, 800x800px) Image search: [Google]
rBVaHFaHyr6ALfbUAAFF_utjA0E717.jpg
36KB, 800x800px
>>9417262
Uh... What are the good date spots here?
Is there any way I could see that rainbow bird?
>>9417302
Nah not in the neighborhood for eggs, sorry. Thanks, dude.
>>9417339
Alright.
>33: Hop on.
>>
File: Ollie6.png (64KB, 221x260px) Image search: [Google]
Ollie6.png
64KB, 221x260px
>>9416195
>"Sir, I'm sure you've pulled my personnel file before. About the time I turned informant for you and Catalyst, the people I was, er... entangled with suggested that grunts avoid engaging you personally for intel reasons. Namely, Zekrom."
>"I may not be a smart man, but having a psych poke at any would-be replacement Admins is a possibility, as invasive as it is."
>"I've done things I'm not proud of. I'm sure you know that. That part of my life's over, and I'll even volunteer for a brain-screw to prove it if I need to."
>"Thank you for your time, sir."
>>
File: tumblr_mxkch1WuHO1siq9u0o1_1280.png (209KB, 600x670px) Image search: [Google]
tumblr_mxkch1WuHO1siq9u0o1_1280.png
209KB, 600x670px
>>9417423
I love the Burned Tower, but that's just me. The Dance Theater is really popular for that sort of thing.
Wait... You want to see Ho-Oh? Fat chance, the monks won't even let you in unless they think you're worthy, and then you need to do some sort of ceremony.
>>
>>9417384
Yep! Where you at?
>>9417423
It's good dude, have fun with your date.
>>9417509
Hey Eus, how much would you pay if I could get Suicune to visit you?
>>
File: tumblr_mqaqjzoAlb1rlvca1o1_1280.png (220KB, 562x1200px) Image search: [Google]
tumblr_mqaqjzoAlb1rlvca1o1_1280.png
220KB, 562x1200px
>>9417547
I would sacrifice my very soul to bask in the presence of dear Suicune! Tell me Gold, have you seen Suicune?
>>
File: bonics.jpg (39KB, 900x444px) Image search: [Google]
bonics.jpg
39KB, 900x444px
>>9417423
Alright, so where are we going?
>77 and Skarms: look back at 33.
>>
File: [s] (48).jpg (67KB, 360x600px) Image search: [Google]
[s] (48).jpg
67KB, 360x600px
>>9417547
Just kinda wandering around the Burned Tower right now, but I can head somewhere else if you want?
>>
File: 1432552402_12.03.png (50KB, 800x522px) Image search: [Google]
1432552402_12.03.png
50KB, 800x522px
>>9417509
Thank you, dude. Hm. Damn.
Thanks.
>>9417547
I will!
>>9417648
Don't have any leads. You want to just take a quick flight over the city?
>>
File: 51061168_p1_master1200.jpg (197KB, 430x650px) Image search: [Google]
51061168_p1_master1200.jpg
197KB, 430x650px
>>9417501
>"I understand. I do not think having Zekrom search your head would be necessary, but I am inclined to agree with your idea. I will bring the matter up with Colress at some point to see his opinion on the matter."
>"Thank you, Ollie."
>>
>>9417631
Man Eusine, you're weird. I think I can hook you two up...
How much?
>>9417689
Dude, the tower is coooooool. I'll meet you there.
>Rolling for travel time, last number.
>>
>>9417720
Alright, no problem.
>Skarms: fly around above Ecruteak, screeching occasionally.
>77: look down below for Sun.
Let me know if you get any leads, or if you spot him.
>>
File: null_29894.jpg (113KB, 1000x1000px) Image search: [Google]
null_29894.jpg
113KB, 1000x1000px
>>9417751
>>9417772
...Is that Gold? 77, take us that way.
>>
File: tumblr_mzag4qyLjq1rreqako1_1280.jpg (189KB, 500x609px) Image search: [Google]
tumblr_mzag4qyLjq1rreqako1_1280.jpg
189KB, 500x609px
>>9417751
Name your price Gold! There is no amount too high to show my devotion to Suicune!
>>
File: [s] (68).jpg (173KB, 650x710px) Image search: [Google]
[s] (68).jpg
173KB, 650x710px
>>9417751
Yeah, it's pretty cool! In both ways, is it normally this cold in here?
>>
>>9417836
Uh... How's 18,000P sound?
>Let Suicune out.
>Doggo runs off down to the Dance Hall.
Eusine! He's down by the Dance Hall!
>>9417854
Pretty warm to me.
>Poke him.
Man you're short. Did moving to Alola sap your height away?
>>
>>9417751
>Zoooom in on.

>>9417828
Looks like it, yeah.
Skarms, drop us off nearby, quietly.
>Skarms: attempt to resist the urge to screech.
>>
File: s7_713985_imageset_04.jpg (12KB, 300x230px) Image search: [Google]
s7_713985_imageset_04.jpg
12KB, 300x230px
>>9417893
Is that... Suicune?
>>9417906
>33: Hop off.
Why the hell is Gold in there?
>>
>>9417187
>Trace just can't get much out of training, apparently
Hmm...
>Anon decides to call it a day for training the new guy, and goes back to searching for Pokemon
>The team is hopefully going to get an Eevee or Marill, a Sneasel or Zorua, and a Torchic
>Rollan to see what Anon finds, if anything
>>
File: tumblr_m844fhVepV1qinda0.jpg (68KB, 360x195px) Image search: [Google]
tumblr_m844fhVepV1qinda0.jpg
68KB, 360x195px
>>9417893
Thank you Gold!
>18k P is transferred to Gold digitally
SUICUNE MY LOVE, WAIT FOR ME
>Eusine dashes off towards the Dance Hall, rollin'
>>
File: [s] (67).jpg (686KB, 900x588px) Image search: [Google]
[s] (67).jpg
686KB, 900x588px
>>9417893
Hey! 5'6 isn't that short! You guys are all just super tall!
>Sun pokes him back and mumbles something about Johto and frost giants
>>
File: f2232a7377b71adb4acbd8ce4ad513b9.jpg (138KB, 1000x1000px) Image search: [Google]
f2232a7377b71adb4acbd8ce4ad513b9.jpg
138KB, 1000x1000px
>>9417947
I...don't know.
I guess we just watch for now?
>77: put Skarms back in his ball and head inside after them.
>>
>>9417999
>Oh fuck me
>Rest in piece Eusine, destined never to meet Suicune
>I have no idea what to do for this tripsfail
>>
>>9417999
>How you fuck up thta bvadly
>I'm going to suffocate
>>9418055
>By the time Eusine gets there Suicune is fucking gone and back with Gold.
>He took literal hours to get there for some reason.
>Holy shit my sides
>if yous ee any goddamn sides in NYC please get them tome
>>9418040
Frost whats? Come on I only spent a few days up on Mt. Silver!
Anyway... Kris and Lyra had a lot of money left over. Figured it'd put a dent in your thingy. Then we can do something cool?
>Post number x999
>>
File: medscalePulsar_Recon_X870_fr.jpg (47KB, 580x580px) Image search: [Google]
medscalePulsar_Recon_X870_fr.jpg
47KB, 580x580px
>>9418041
>33 follows after him.
>Sneaky time.
>Take notes.
>>
File: tumblr_n3zkx9YJqh1t6i1duo1_1280.jpg (52KB, 622x520px) Image search: [Google]
tumblr_n3zkx9YJqh1t6i1duo1_1280.jpg
52KB, 622x520px
>>9418129
>I can't breathe, why do dice hate Eusine so much
>When he arrives and finds no Suicune he drops down to his knees and screams "SUICUNE" at the top of his lungs
>I gotta go and collect all these damn sides
>Cross continental quest for missing the sides
>>
File: [s] (8).png (69KB, 237x252px) Image search: [Google]
[s] (8).png
69KB, 237x252px
>>9418129
Holy heck Gold, that's a lot of money! What'd they do, sell drugs??
>Sun stares at the numbers in his account for a moment, attempting to do the math
>After thirty seconds of staring he gives up and uses his phone for the math
Um...
Now I only need 15588310695 P! Almost there!
>>
Cock
>>
>>9418377
kcoC
>>
File: tumblr_lbh2otnyyZ1qciyvgo1_500.gif (132KB, 500x500px) Image search: [Google]
tumblr_lbh2otnyyZ1qciyvgo1_500.gif
132KB, 500x500px
>>9418356
I dunno Lyra talked about making people disappear. I got my job idea from Kris though.
Aaaaaaaaanyway... You wanna go bug the monks?
>>
(Had to fix a few errors, my bad)
>>9417956
>Huzza! Someone's selling perfect IV Azurill for 400K Poke!
>Apparently it's Naughty, but that's okay
>One wire transfer later and anon is now 400K poke poorer and up one pokemon on the team
>that's unfortunately 400K out of the 1M pokemon budget
>might need to work soon to get some more cash
>stupid bred pokemon being expensive
>anon pulls out a laptop and gets to work
>thank god cyber security firms still need humans to work with the porygon
>>
>>9418581
>>9418566
did you really delete a post to change 'his' to 'a'?
>>
>Mort gets back home.
>Rolling to figure out where the hell he left his pokeballs.
>>
>>9418641
Right, while I'm working, might as well ask.
A Gengar, Metagross, and Azumarill are what I've got right now -well, Gengar, Beldum, and Azurill- I think I'm gonna go for a Sneasel/Weavile, but what other pokemon should I get for my fifth and sixth slots, assuming I can't convince a legendary to join me?
>>
File: Memes.jpg (350KB, 1280x1280px) Image search: [Google]
Memes.jpg
350KB, 1280x1280px
>>9418804
The cupboard? Weird.
>Mort heads back to Ecruteak.
>>9418928
Aegislash are cool. Buuuut... Garchomp?
Are you looking for a certain legendary? Maybe I can talk to one of them about hanging around you?
>>
File: [d] (1).png (197KB, 500x500px) Image search: [Google]
[d] (1).png
197KB, 500x500px
>>9418928
uhh fucking
id suggest like
protein greninja and a fuckin
palossand maybe?
your last slot is kinda fucked cause you really need a ground type but like
putting another physical attacker on there would be a bad idea
>>
>>9418997
I'm hoping to avoid dragons entirely if I can help it, because if I beat Kanto with a dragon anywhere near the team they'll assume it's dragons being superior as usual.
I'd like to have Mewtwo on my side, but that seems unlikely.

>>9419043
Why do I need a ground type?
>>
>>9419153
>I'd like to have Mewtwo on my side, but that seems unlikely.
No.
>>
File: [d] (14).gif (23KB, 500x500px) Image search: [Google]
[d] (14).gif
23KB, 500x500px
>>9419153
for fucking team balance?
ground is one of the best offensive types
tell me dude
how else is your team gonna deal with steel types
you dont have a damn fighting or fire type
also yeah no mewtwo isnt joining your team
i can almost guarantee that shit
>>
File: houndour_12_19_09_by_kheisa.png (131KB, 457x596px) Image search: [Google]
houndour_12_19_09_by_kheisa.png
131KB, 457x596px
>>9419153
Mewtwo won't. that's literally a death wish. Also use dragons on your team. because they are Op.
>>
File: 1.png (178KB, 330x334px) Image search: [Google]
1.png
178KB, 330x334px
>>9419153
Not happening, dude. I want a legendary bird though.
Or Yveltal. Won't happen though.
>>
>>9419255
>dubfail
dont speak so soon
>>
>>9419214
Oh.
What if instead of a Sneasel, I picked up a Sandile?
As for a fire type and fighting type... what about uh... hang on
>A google later
Salazzle and Conkeldurr?

As for Mewtwo... yeah, I'm not planning on it happening in my lifetime.

>>9419235
>>9419255
Aye, I get it. Mewtwo isn't happening.
>>
File: 61989067_p0.jpg (386KB, 1000x1000px) Image search: [Google]
61989067_p0.jpg
386KB, 1000x1000px
>>9419043
I observed yourself has a problem the kind of my self could solve.
>>
File: tumblr_oq2rm0ExPy1rwtpjco2_1280.png (207KB, 1024x891px) Image search: [Google]
tumblr_oq2rm0ExPy1rwtpjco2_1280.png
207KB, 1024x891px
>>9419282
>Getfag.
Please. Not happening.
>>9419352
3/6 of your team is weak to ground with that, dude.
>>
>>9419407
Well... what would you recommend then?
>>
File: [d] (4).png (360KB, 700x836px) Image search: [Google]
[d] (4).png
360KB, 700x836px
>>9419352
ye no dude
you get fucked in the ass by ground pokemon
go for like
a special dark sweeper and fucking
gliscor or something
>>9419378
what
>>
>>9419352
I'd join ya as your fire type but i already have a trainer.
>>
File: [d] (17).png (219KB, 500x600px) Image search: [Google]
[d] (17).png
219KB, 500x600px
>>9419545
wait i fucked up
pick up a gliscor greninja and a fucking charizard or any other fire type sweeper
>>
File: 863.png (179KB, 400x300px) Image search: [Google]
863.png
179KB, 400x300px
So...I have a question.
Where are the contests, anyways?
I want to win one, but I realized I don't actually know where they are.
>>
File: 51321047_p0.jpg (441KB, 880x880px) Image search: [Google]
51321047_p0.jpg
441KB, 880x880px
>>9419545
Even as the self describes as a pacifist my self acknowledges my kind's strenght in the earthern elements, defense against the earth and mystical attacks
>>
>>9419545
>>9419578
I'm fine with two of those, but uh, I really don't want Greninja, frogs creep me out and that tongue is just... eew. Any other ideas?
Thank you for doing this by the way, I feel like an idiot when it comes to competitive battling and stuff.

>>9419552
Thanks for the offer, dark doggo.
>>
File: tumblr_lvz61mKw9U1r3l0z1o1_500.gif (475KB, 500x342px) Image search: [Google]
tumblr_lvz61mKw9U1r3l0z1o1_500.gif
475KB, 500x342px
>>9419596
ooh contests are super great. I know of one in slateport that is always fun to go to!

>>9419636
Yeah dude. please be a good example for humans lest they be destroyed!
>>
>>9419612
Literally what are you even saying
>>
File: [d] (66).png (81KB, 400x400px) Image search: [Google]
[d] (66).png
81KB, 400x400px
>>9419636
uhhh greninja covers both your dark and water sweeper but fucking maybe like
wishiwashi could work out
>>9419612
ye no dude sorry i still dont get wtf youre saying
>>
File: shinyslash3_by_astrosan-d6tutti.png (123KB, 463x500px) Image search: [Google]
shinyslash3_by_astrosan-d6tutti.png
123KB, 463x500px
>>9419706
I thinketh the doll wants to join us.
>>
File: 265Wurmple_AG_anime_2.png (130KB, 838x920px) Image search: [Google]
265Wurmple_AG_anime_2.png
130KB, 838x920px
>>9419670
I want to win one, and be the cutest bug there! It sounds like fun!
Is slateport near petalburg town?
>>
File: 41303225_p0.jpg (113KB, 1150x1000px) Image search: [Google]
41303225_p0.jpg
113KB, 1150x1000px
>>9419682
>>9419706
Preposterous!

>>9419727
My self does not, as it is loyal to the Administrator.
>>
>>9419706
wishiwashi?
Huh. I haven't had the opportunity to look into Alola much. Might need to take a trip there.
Excuse me, work is calling.
>>
>>9419801
god
>>
File: 803039_p0.png (34KB, 250x250px) Image search: [Google]
803039_p0.png
34KB, 250x250px
>>9419682
>>9419706
If you allow me to interject for a moment, my partner here mentions that Claydol like him have the desired property of being Ground types, Levitate and favoring special attacks.
>>
Heyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy. Human here.
I've been wanting to get into pokemon battling! I have an ID and all that cool stuff. Do I need to register?
>>
File: [d] (3).png (118KB, 800x800px) Image search: [Google]
[d] (3).png
118KB, 800x800px
>>9419727
aight
thanks so-
>>9419801
nvm thats not it i guess
oh well
we tried
there goes our ancient pottery translating degree
>>9419876
ohhhh alright
thanks cyber duck
>>9419829
aight
bye
>>
>>9419905
If you have an ID then you're already registered, mister "human".
>>
File: 676085_1301417390314_full.jpg (39KB, 720x480px) Image search: [Google]
676085_1301417390314_full.jpg
39KB, 720x480px
>>9419769
Yeah contests are the best. No violence and such. also.... Yes! slateport is pretty close. It's even closer if you have a boat.
>>
File: tumblr_oo5lqgWSt51w34rqeo1_1280.png (307KB, 1000x1414px) Image search: [Google]
tumblr_oo5lqgWSt51w34rqeo1_1280.png
307KB, 1000x1414px
>>9419801
>>9419876
...ok.
>>9419913
>Sord: Break the stupid renfair character.
The doll is fucking annoying, can we go somewhere else?
>>
>>9419905
Battling is over rated. It's kind of fun i guess. My trainer has an ID so i guess you're registered. go catch a slave a friend!
>>
>>9419924
Alright so...
You just need the ID? What else do I have to do?
>>9419999
Rude!!
>>
File: wurmple.png (909B, 80x80px) Image search: [Google]
wurmple.png
909B, 80x80px
>>9419943
Really?
Which way do I go from petalburg to reach it? And how long?
>>
File: 7725667_p0.jpg (23KB, 401x401px) Image search: [Google]
7725667_p0.jpg
23KB, 401x401px
>>9419913
No problem, sir.
You are welcome to visit us at the radio station, things have been too quiet.
I fear for the health of my partners, Jay has not recharged his batteries since the incident.
>>
File: [d] (46).png (485KB, 500x662px) Image search: [Google]
[d] (46).png
485KB, 500x662px
>>9419949
ye sure dude
where do you wanna go man
i was planning on like
just wandering around kanto until either some fucker challenged the league or until we found a rando to battle
or we could go to hoenn
>>9420086
aaand what are you guys even still doing at the radio station
shouldnt you be hanging out in the hospital waiting for sb
>>
File: 59511504_p0.jpg (130KB, 768x768px) Image search: [Google]
59511504_p0.jpg
130KB, 768x768px
>>9419913
Other selves of my kin are in dire need of having their shells enhanced for higher functions of the self, and as such, their selves are almost mute.

>>9419949
>Multiple eyed squinting
>>
>>9420016
what?!
>>9420071
southeast-ish
Hope you can swim. and also have a human friend.
>>
>>9420173
I can't swim. Why do I need to?
I also need a nice human? Why?
>>
>>9420118
Why not Hoenn, sir?
>>9420168
>Cloth middle finger.
>>
>>9419829
Right, I'm back now, work was being dumb.
So...

>Gengar
>Metagross
>Azumarill
>Wishiwashi
>Gliscor
>Charizard

Is this a good team?
>>
File: Cute_as_a_button.png (8KB, 390x292px) Image search: [Google]
Cute_as_a_button.png
8KB, 390x292px
>>9420118
Me and Zeta are still allowed to host our programs, due to the current content problems.
Jay anchored himself to the antenna and has not gone down in days.
Panoptes is in the hospital, maybe.
Agger is on a trip.
>>
File: [d] (36).png (350KB, 500x436px) Image search: [Google]
[d] (36).png
350KB, 500x436px
>>9420238
alright
to hoenn
lets go sord
>Dave starts packing up stuff
watcha wanna do there dude
inb4 contests
>>9420292
well
considering i fuckin told you to use it
>>9420334
what like
chasing the purple dragon
>>
>>9420173
Dumb doggo.
>>9420349
Hey!
Does a trainer have to pay taxes or whatever?
>>
File: 55724002_p1.png (37KB, 1010x1074px) Image search: [Google]
55724002_p1.png
37KB, 1010x1074px
>>9420238
Your shell glistens but your self is rotten. Begone.
>>
File: tumblr_oo5lqgWSt51w34rqeo2_1280.png (419KB, 1000x1190px) Image search: [Google]
tumblr_oo5lqgWSt51w34rqeo2_1280.png
419KB, 1000x1190px
>>9420380
ok.
>>9420349
Do you not think I am cut out for contests?
>Sord poses.
>>
>>9420226
Because it's across a lot of water. unless you take the scenic route around.
>>9420377
What? You're a dumb human then.
>>
>>9420417
I've never left the forest, or petalburg so...I don't know much about what's outside it.
What do you mean, lots of water?
Like a really big pond?
How can I get across?
>>
>>9420349
I know, I was just like, making sure I got it right and stuff.
I've got half the team now... I guess the next step is to see if I can get a Gliscor, since I think those are native to Sinnoh.
>>
File: [d] (49).png (187KB, 426x705px) Image search: [Google]
[d] (49).png
187KB, 426x705px
>>9420377
oh fucking
trainers taxes man
absolute shit
gotta pay like
fuck tons of insurance
life insurance on your mons
medical insurance on your mons
then theres trainers license fees and the god damn battle tax
theres tons of shit you gotta pay
>>9420380
the fuck did you just say about sord
fite me fucker
poke out all of those beady ass eyes of yours
>>9420410
pfft ye sord youre pretty enough for contests
kawaii desu sord-chan
we can get like
a bow or something if you wanna be the cutest sword in existence or something
>>
>>9420417
Ha.
>>9420554
Fucking hell.
Alright, I'll go figure that stuff out.
What happens if I don't pay?
>>
File: 53529985_p0.jpg (204KB, 700x800px) Image search: [Google]
53529985_p0.jpg
204KB, 700x800px
>>9420554
I will be the cutest sword, sir. I would appreciate the gift.
>>
LUCY
>>
>>9420728
LUCYHEAD
>>
File: 61304466_p11.jpg (81KB, 757x778px) Image search: [Google]
61304466_p11.jpg
81KB, 757x778px
>>9420349
Error slang not understood.
Agger is on an adventures with his friend Ruffles and a travelling salesmon.
>>
File: 14642670_p0.jpg (131KB, 375x600px) Image search: [Google]
14642670_p0.jpg
131KB, 375x600px
today was really quiet
no one came to the shop
and i'm really bored
>>
>>9420813
Quiet day?
Have you ever tried dating sites, by the way?
>>
>>9420410
>All eyes squinting

>>9420554
Neither the Administrator nor the medical selves would appreciate a fight in the healing grounds

-Panoptes, out of images on phone
>>
File: a6b.png (252KB, 600x502px) Image search: [Google]
a6b.png
252KB, 600x502px
>>9420813
>Attempt to kidnap the knife
>>
File: 200px-Bryony_Bisharp_Adventures.png (50KB, 200x368px) Image search: [Google]
200px-Bryony_Bisharp_Adventures.png
50KB, 200x368px
>>9420841
i didn't try that, maybe i should, but i don't want to look desperate
>>9420851
>fail the attemp
what are you doing?
and why are do you keep showing up?
>>
File: PCP376.png (7KB, 128x128px) Image search: [Google]
PCP376.png
7KB, 128x128px
>>9420888
>Point at back room.
>Grab knife.
>Attempt to drag outside.
>>
>>9420888
I wouldn't really say "desperate."
It helps you quickly meet a lot of people, and hopefully hook up with one.
>>
File: [d] (75).png (90KB, 562x1000px) Image search: [Google]
[d] (75).png
90KB, 562x1000px
>>9420631
you lose your trainers license
which i think means you lose your right to own or battle pokemon
theres like
a difference between a standard license and a battlers license btw
battlers license is the one that lets you legally battle and has all the fucking fees
>>9420699
but bro
dude
sord
youre already the cutest sword
anyway like
what color bow you want dude
>>9420783
oh
pffft
dino adventure i guess
>>9420850
well fuckin
too bad
you said the fightin words
>>
>>9420938
I can see why that's a problem. Thanks, dude.
>Anon goes off to get some pokes.
>And a faceclaim.
>>
File: 14984302_p0.jpg (125KB, 1000x1000px) Image search: [Google]
14984302_p0.jpg
125KB, 1000x1000px
>>9420916
>sqint
alright, i i'll follow you a bit, geez no need to be this pushy
>>9420937
yeah sounds like a good idea, when i'll go to a dating site later today
>>
File: tumblr_ooglhuSd6n1w34rqeo1_1280.png (84KB, 828x1010px) Image search: [Google]
tumblr_ooglhuSd6n1w34rqeo1_1280.png
84KB, 828x1010px
>>9420938
Pray, would purple look good on me?
>>
>>9420999
Best of luck.
I'm sure you'll find someone.
>>
File: What_the_hell.jpg (775KB, 1907x1072px) Image search: [Google]
What_the_hell.jpg
775KB, 1907x1072px
Does anyone know where I can get some motherfucking candles?
>>
>>9421156
in hell
>>
>>9420507
>Anon goes looking for a Gligar
>rollan
>>
>>9420938
My self has not called your or any self to the act of battle, especially not in a placeof healing.
-Panoptes
>>
File: [d] (20).gif (21KB, 230x392px) Image search: [Google]
[d] (20).gif
21KB, 230x392px
>>9421048
yeah dude
i think so anyway
its not like we dont have enough money for a bow rainbow or some shit
>>9421193
motherfucker
fine
ill let you off this time just because fucking
giving me a headache decoding your wack ass way of talking
>>
File: 51191586_p5.png (67KB, 560x480px) Image search: [Google]
51191586_p5.png
67KB, 560x480px
>>9421156
Like Litwick or?
>>
File: 19283409_p6_master1200.jpg (108KB, 450x565px) Image search: [Google]
19283409_p6_master1200.jpg
108KB, 450x565px
>>9421054
thank you for the help
when i finish talking with this guy, i wonder what he wants?
>>
>>9421156
The dollar store.
>>
>>9421187
>no luck
>probably pushing luck today as it was
>back to work helping porygon defend the internet
>>
>>9421350
Possibly some other day the Administor will call for battle, but not today.

-Panoptes
>>
holy shit this thread is dying
>>
>>9421627
ok
>>
>>9421627
it's just late at night is all
>>
File: 49036757_p2.png (71KB, 560x400px) Image search: [Google]
49036757_p2.png
71KB, 560x400px
>Roll to kidnap a wak.
>>
>>9421627
>27 unique ips
>2-3 threads a day
Yeah it's dying alright.
>>
File: 1413064492713.jpg (391KB, 1200x1200px) Image search: [Google]
1413064492713.jpg
391KB, 1200x1200px
>>9414755
Sylvie!
>>
File: [mx2-mb-c]confusion intensifies.png (113KB, 544x478px) Image search: [Google]
[mx2-mb-c]confusion intensifies.png
113KB, 544x478px
>>9421674
>Bonehead status: waknapped
????
>>
File: [e] (1).jpg (252KB, 760x797px) Image search: [Google]
[e] (1).jpg
252KB, 760x797px
How much alcohol can I drink before I get kicked out of the bar?
>>
File: 47921054_p0.png (103KB, 490x490px) Image search: [Google]
47921054_p0.png
103KB, 490x490px
>>9421729
>Drag him out to the pool.
...
It's a pool party episode.
>>
>>9421717
>Vapey and Frankie: be asleep
>( Vapey and Frankie's player: be stuck in Family Fun Purgatory and unable to RP for the evening. Still, welcome back )
>>
File: [mx2-mb-c]que.png (111KB, 544x478px) Image search: [Google]
[mx2-mb-c]que.png
111KB, 544x478px
>>9421807
..It's a.. what?
Are we being filmed?
>Mildly confused wak sounds
>>
File: 754-Lurantis.png (260KB, 643x800px) Image search: [Google]
754-Lurantis.png
260KB, 643x800px
>>9421807
>clover is stitting on a pool chair to get some sun
>>
File: 48498662_p6.png (216KB, 700x630px) Image search: [Google]
48498662_p6.png
216KB, 700x630px
>>9421857
Yes.
>>9421859
See? She's in on it too.
>>
File: Seafood.jpg (62KB, 540x487px) Image search: [Google]
Seafood.jpg
62KB, 540x487px
>>9421857
...
>Lurk in pool
>>
File: 1471324767.cou_alolamarrowak.png (333KB, 800x1046px) Image search: [Google]
1471324767.cou_alolamarrowak.png
333KB, 800x1046px
>>9421887
..But why?
Well, uh, alright.
>Poke the plush tum
>>
File: 60174598_p0.jpg (340KB, 800x541px) Image search: [Google]
60174598_p0.jpg
340KB, 800x541px
>>9421859
>Watching
>Rather, admiring
>>
File: 53144637_p0.png (102KB, 560x560px) Image search: [Google]
53144637_p0.png
102KB, 560x560px
>>9421899
>Not well.
>Poke a lobster.
>>9421966
>Dang good pokes.
Yesssss?
>Pet a wakk.
>>
>>9422087
>Wag the scaletail
You wanna hop in or.. are we hanging out out here?
>>
>>9421887
hey stiches, how are you doing?
>>9422018
hey honey do you want sit here with me
>>
>>9421401
>anon falls into bed, having closed the laptop
>Drax crawls into anon's arms, and they cuddle, watching netflix together
>gee I hope no one tries to ruin this person's night
>>
File: 61858600_p0.jpg (117KB, 1500x1100px) Image search: [Google]
61858600_p0.jpg
117KB, 1500x1100px
>>9422161
YES
>Birb flapping at very hihg speeds
>>
File: 45184999_p0.jpg (430KB, 1633x1548px) Image search: [Google]
45184999_p0.jpg
430KB, 1633x1548px
>>9422149
I had a bad enough time with the tea bags tree put me through. Naaaaah.
You can go if you want.
>Poke the wak.
Do iiit.
>>9422161
Pretty good, you?
Wanna help me toss a wak in a pool?
>>
File: klefki_by_combo89-dagt0wx.png (364KB, 812x812px) Image search: [Google]
klefki_by_combo89-dagt0wx.png
364KB, 812x812px
>>9422236
>OBNOXIOUS FUCKING JINGLING
>>
>>9414755
Every time I'm out on a work excursion Weedles keep getting into my sleeping bag.

I have never hated anything more in my entire life. And of course Michel REFUSES to keep an eye on the bloody things.
>>
>>9422273
Aww.. come onnn, it wouldn't be fun without you.
Even if I know you'll try to dunk me.
>Poke the plush back
C'mooon. I'll help you dry off afterwards.
>>
>>9422320
Repels
>>
File: 99d.jpg (188KB, 650x650px) Image search: [Google]
99d.jpg
188KB, 650x650px
>>9422246
hehe,
>hugs the angry birb
>>9422273
maybe, i'm not that strong really
>>
File: 54880113_p0.jpg (168KB, 948x1024px) Image search: [Google]
54880113_p0.jpg
168KB, 948x1024px
>>9422342
Fiiiiiiiiiine. You're going first.
>Shove the wak in and go in after him.
>>9422385
Oh well!
Hey you wanna try?
>>
>>9422426
alright
i'll try
>tries to push the wak
>roll for success
>>
File: [mx2-mb-c]blerp.png (110KB, 544x478px) Image search: [Google]
[mx2-mb-c]blerp.png
110KB, 544x478px
>>9422426
Yessss-
>Sploosh goes the wak.
>Pop head just above the surface
why.
>>
File: 60758920_p9.jpg (83KB, 477x445px) Image search: [Google]
60758920_p9.jpg
83KB, 477x445px
>>9422385
>Angry birb: become not-angry birb
Yeeeeeeesss

>>9422463
>Follow after
>Also roll to push
>>
File: 60854590_p3.png (153KB, 500x500px) Image search: [Google]
60854590_p3.png
153KB, 500x500px
>>9422463
>>9422517
Pff. Good try.
You guys wanna swim?
>>9422505
>Sit on his head.
Water's nice, huh?
>>
File: [mx2-mb-c]bep.png (110KB, 544x478px) Image search: [Google]
[mx2-mb-c]bep.png
110KB, 544x478px
>>9422548
..I don't knooow, you tell me, hun.
>Wak: submerge.
>Become the submarowak.
>>
>>9422517
>kiss the not-so angry birb
you are so nice, honey
>>9422548
i think i can go for a swim
>clover slowly dips in the water
>>
File: tumblr_n9wvu0Mjtj1ttdkobo1_400.gif (577KB, 320x240px) Image search: [Google]
tumblr_n9wvu0Mjtj1ttdkobo1_400.gif
577KB, 320x240px
>>9422582
>Bloop.
Why do you betray me this way.
>>9422627
Help.
>>
File: [mx2-mb-c]blushu2.png (87KB, 544x478px) Image search: [Google]
[mx2-mb-c]blushu2.png
87KB, 544x478px
>>9422749
>Surface
Because I love you.
>Smooch a wet plush
So how's the water?~
>>
File: Vi1.jpg (131KB, 1024x640px) Image search: [Google]
Vi1.jpg
131KB, 1024x640px
>>9422299
>critfail jingling
>The girl on the bed glances over at the window, where the klefki is being a dick
(Note: face claim not indicative of actual age)
>She sighs
...Drax, take this and shadow ball the shit out of that thing
>She hands Drax a Ghost Gem
>Drax used Shadow Ball!
>252+ SpA Ghost Gem Gengar Shadow Ball vs. 252 HP / 252+ SpD Klefki: 97-115 (111.4 - 132.1%) -- guaranteed OHKO
>>
>>9422803
>All that work for a fuckin' miss.
>Disappoint.
>Keys r gone.
>>
>>9422749
How can i help you?
>clover eagerly asks
>>
File: Vi2.png (716KB, 1912x1072px) Image search: [Google]
Vi2.png
716KB, 1912x1072px
>>9422829
>she rolls back as the gem gets absorbed into her Gengar
Thanks Drax, even if you missed the stupid keys.
>>
I want to see the angry bird deflower the flower maid
>>
File: crona_by_girtawns-d5hf24t.png (460KB, 900x900px) Image search: [Google]
crona_by_girtawns-d5hf24t.png
460KB, 900x900px
Why do so many people leave their windows open.
>>9422803
>>9422898
Do you want me to close the window?
>>
File: tumblr_ogugu9C3381v00hnio5_500.png (103KB, 494x520px) Image search: [Google]
tumblr_ogugu9C3381v00hnio5_500.png
103KB, 494x520px
>>9422781
Wet, very wet.
Save me.
>>9422856
A wak is torturing me.
>>
File: Vi3.jpg (1MB, 2853x4900px) Image search: [Google]
Vi3.jpg
1MB, 2853x4900px
>>9422971
WHERE DID YOU COME FROM!?
>>
File: tumblr_oko1piOjda1uz4s4ko1_1280.png (2MB, 1280x1512px) Image search: [Google]
tumblr_oko1piOjda1uz4s4ko1_1280.png
2MB, 1280x1512px
>>9423031
Ohhh, you'll be fine.
>Splash him a bit
Goofball.

>>9422856
He's just being dramatic, don't worry.
>>
I finally managed to get some actual half decent plumbing set up in the sinnoh underground
next step, attempting to tap into some underground power lines without turning myself into fried potatobrains

-the underground hermit
>>
File: tumblr_omkpex52tA1uti1rro2_400.png (103KB, 300x300px) Image search: [Google]
tumblr_omkpex52tA1uti1rro2_400.png
103KB, 300x300px
>>9423050
The window. I didn't get your door unlocked.
Which is funny. That's why I have a klefki.
>>
ITT: Pokemon are real - AKA the Pokemon Roleplaying General.
Everything said in here is an artistic work of fiction, not a representation of the posters - or else we actually would be Pokemon.

What do you think of bug types?

Rules/Info: http://pastebin.com/dy3GD8Me
Characters: http://pastebin.com/wVFqcLZh
Recap: http://pastebin.com/smet7PBJ

Previous thread: >>9405520
>>
>>9423079
go away noodle
everyone hates your characters and you're characters
>>
File: Vi20.jpg (70KB, 1192x671px) Image search: [Google]
Vi20.jpg
70KB, 1192x671px
>>9423080
...You have ten seconds to explain why you're here before I have Drax Sludge Bomb you and Shadow Ball your key ring.
>>
File: lurantis_by_rupoor-dacbb6o.png (35KB, 159x200px) Image search: [Google]
lurantis_by_rupoor-dacbb6o.png
35KB, 159x200px
>>9423031
but why are your husband doing that?
>clover is a bit naive
>>9423069
Wait,really?
So does that meab stiches hates water?
>>
File: crona_by_tamashii_no_kyoumei.jpg (119KB, 534x857px) Image search: [Google]
crona_by_tamashii_no_kyoumei.jpg
119KB, 534x857px
>>9423128
No one brings one pokemon.
...I noticed you've been having trouble with your training. And... From your posts you're having trouble getting more pokemon.
>>
File: Vi5.jpg (92KB, 1280x720px) Image search: [Google]
Vi5.jpg
92KB, 1280x720px
>>9423191
You are by far the creepiest person that has tried to offer me help, but you explained yourself, so I'll let you leave.
Now.
(OOC I don't mind if he sticks around but he did kinda just crawl into her room and that's creepy as fug)
>>
File: tumblr_oj4kprfSz81vfbk7fo1_1280.png (283KB, 1280x1280px) Image search: [Google]
tumblr_oj4kprfSz81vfbk7fo1_1280.png
283KB, 1280x1280px
>>9423069
I'm dyiiiiiiiiiing.
>>9423158
He's killiiiiiiing me.
>>
>>9423279
Alright. I'll be waiting.
>They leave through the window, shutting it this time.
(I figured you'd tell me to fuck off if it wasn't kosher. Still time to tell me to fuck off btw.)
>>
>>9423312
(Nah it's good, I find it funny every time I use a faceclaim it just fucking magnetizes other people to use faceclaims from the same anime/game/whatever)
>>
>>9423293
Okay i'll help
>clover tries to get stiches out of the pool
>>
File: uh.png (119KB, 375x401px) Image search: [Google]
uh.png
119KB, 375x401px
>>9423158
Yeah, and.. I dunno.

>>9423293
Honey, please. You're fine.
>Splet the husband
>>
File: Loving-Banette-79955.gif (23KB, 193x193px) Image search: [Google]
Loving-Banette-79955.gif
23KB, 193x193px
>>9423347
>The plush splooshes into the pool.
>Bug arms are not suited for help.
>>9423354
Help I'm drooooowniiiiiiiiiiiing.
>>
File: 60185557_p0[1].png (924KB, 1100x800px) Image search: [Google]
60185557_p0[1].png
924KB, 1100x800px
>>9422627
And you're the sweetest flower around

>>9422548
>Think
>Idea
>Fly up
>Divebomb the pool
>>
File: Vi21.gif (264KB, 200x200px) Image search: [Google]
Vi21.gif
264KB, 200x200px
>>9423312
...That was fucking creepy.
>She makes sure that window is locked tight and goes back to her bed, cuddling her ghost
Drax, if someone tries to attack us while I'm asleep, the Ghost Gems are in my bag, okay? Just phase through me if you need to, I'd rather not get robbed or something.
>>
File: tumblr_ogkc62VZL91uic5f7o1_500.png (86KB, 500x404px) Image search: [Google]
tumblr_ogkc62VZL91uic5f7o1_500.png
86KB, 500x404px
>>9423411
Honey..
Alriiight.
>Wak: float on your back
>Pat tum
Climb on, goofbutt.
>>
>>9422355
Can't. Messes with air readings. Also most of them smell like ass.
>>
File: 51061168_p2_master1200.jpg (125KB, 426x616px) Image search: [Google]
51061168_p2_master1200.jpg
125KB, 426x616px
>>9423464
I would suggest keeping the companionship of a bird such as Pidgey. Most Weedle will steer clear if they see it.
>>
Can I get some advice?
Are there any Pokemon you'd recommend not letting into the house if there's a kid there? Salazzle's a dead obvious one, so's Drifloon, but I'm wondering if there are any others I'd need to keep out for.
>>
>>9423507
Slugma/Magcargo, your kid might accidentally touch it and those are a lot hotter than stoves
>>
>>9423507
>Salazzle's a dead obvious one
...
what?
>>
>>9423545
The poison lizard that pours out pheromones that make other people into sex slaves.
>>
>>9423477
Obviously Natu aren't threatening enough.

The fact I explicitly told him to be threatening helping even less. Damn you.
>>
>>9423556
oh. now i get it.
>>
File: 55824324_p0.png (276KB, 340x500px) Image search: [Google]
55824324_p0.png
276KB, 340x500px
>>9423507
A majority of fire, ghost, and poison types should be kept out of your home in such a situation.
>>9423568
Either your Natu is very non threatening or those are incredibly determined Weedles. Weedles are attracted to smells, perhaps your scent is of something they want, such as the plants young Weedles feed on.
>>
>>9423541
My kid's past the 'touching hot stoves' stage, thank the gods. Nine years old. I'll keep that in mind, though.
>>9423556
I used to have one on my team for a little while.
Not any longer, I hope she found a decent home.
>>9423605
Poison-types are a huge no-go here, sir. Health reasons.
Would you recommend sending my Jellicent to go live with a co-worker, given that my daughter's nine?
>>
>>9423728
Frillish and Jellicent, despite not being Poison Types, still have strong paralytic toxins in their "arms". I would suggest asking and training your Jellicent to refrain from either touching people with its tentacles or to hold back its toxins when it does.
>>
hey par how do i stop wanting to kill myself
>>
>>9423844
hug a lizard
>>
>>9423844
copious amounts of masturbation and roleplay
>>
>>9423844
Have an incredibly strong fear of death and people to cling to.
>>
>>9423844
Purchase racemic ketamine and insufflate 50mg once every 3 days
>>
>>9423887
Not this >>9423887
>>
File: Ollie12.png (86KB, 221x260px) Image search: [Google]
Ollie12.png
86KB, 221x260px
>>9423827
Already had that chat with Rainmaiden, before I got my diagnosis.
Thank you, sir.
>>9423844
You could see a psych, vent about your issues here, find religion, or try to find a good cause worth furthering.
>>
>>9423897
Why not?
>>
>>9423906
Ket is for horses you dumb motherfucker
>>
Hey PAR? Kantofag here, my younger brother made up some story about hitting our dad and saying he had claws.
He's really freaked out right now so, uh, should I get him to a psych?
>>
>>9423923
Probably dude, that sounds weird as fuck
>>
ITT: Pokemon are real - AKA the Pokemon Roleplaying General.
Everything said in here is an artistic work of fiction, not a representation of the posters - or else we actually would be Pokemon.

What do you think of bug types?

Rules/Info: http://pastebin.com/dy3GD8Me
Characters: http://pastebin.com/wVFqcLZh
Recap: http://pastebin.com/smet7PBJ

Previous thread: >>9405520
>>
>>9423918
https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC4185009/
https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC3677048/#S10title
>>
File: b8d032f4c21c7d75c7e46aaaf974d6fd.jpg (671KB, 1400x1435px) Image search: [Google]
b8d032f4c21c7d75c7e46aaaf974d6fd.jpg
671KB, 1400x1435px
>>9423923
That sounds... strange. Did he say anything else on the matter?
>>9423904
I see. I hope you two come to an arrangement.
>>
File: a25.png (82KB, 653x454px) Image search: [Google]
a25.png
82KB, 653x454px
>>9423605
Given a chunk of the day's spent digging through the grass, most likely. And the damn thing's about as threatening as a damp mop.
>>
>>9423972
Ok bork we get it you like killing yourself with drugs
>>
>>9423947
Alright.
>>9423996
Uh, red claws? Dad snapped at him. Uh, fuck I have to go in two minutes anyone know about that?
He's been acting weird uh. Can someone give me an answer on this quick?
>>
>>9424025
Red claws? The... The only possible answer I can think to that is "Zoroark", but that is a cheap and unreliable answer. I would suggest taking him to a Psychic Type to get a better understanding of what he means.
>>9423997
Leave food out somewhere away further away from where you sleep. They should flock to that instead of you.
>>
>>9424025
Ask him to say moshi moshi.
>>
>>9424025
get him to a psych, pronto, i've got no clue what it is but it sounds bad
>>
File: 220px-Shu_Weedle.png (103KB, 220x191px) Image search: [Google]
220px-Shu_Weedle.png
103KB, 220x191px
>>9424063
An attempt will be made. Your advice is appreciated.
>>
new
>>9424123
>>9424123
>>9424123
>>9424123
>>
File: canvas.png (243KB, 416x416px) Image search: [Google]
canvas.png
243KB, 416x416px
>>9424129
>>
File: canvas2.png (169KB, 416x416px) Image search: [Google]
canvas2.png
169KB, 416x416px
>>9426472
Thread posts: 306
Thread images: 202


[Boards: 3 / a / aco / adv / an / asp / b / bant / biz / c / can / cgl / ck / cm / co / cock / d / diy / e / fa / fap / fit / fitlit / g / gd / gif / h / hc / his / hm / hr / i / ic / int / jp / k / lgbt / lit / m / mlp / mlpol / mo / mtv / mu / n / news / o / out / outsoc / p / po / pol / qa / qst / r / r9k / s / s4s / sci / soc / sp / spa / t / tg / toy / trash / trv / tv / u / v / vg / vint / vip / vp / vr / w / wg / wsg / wsr / x / y] [Search | Top | Home]

I'm aware that Imgur.com will stop allowing adult images since 15th of May. I'm taking actions to backup as much data as possible.
Read more on this topic here - https://archived.moe/talk/thread/1694/


If you need a post removed click on it's [Report] button and follow the instruction.
DMCA Content Takedown via dmca.com
All images are hosted on imgur.com.
If you like this website please support us by donating with Bitcoins at 16mKtbZiwW52BLkibtCr8jUg2KVUMTxVQ5
All trademarks and copyrights on this page are owned by their respective parties.
Images uploaded are the responsibility of the Poster. Comments are owned by the Poster.
This is a 4chan archive - all of the content originated from that site.
This means that RandomArchive shows their content, archived.
If you need information for a Poster - contact them.