ITT: shit that kills your boner >cum is thick and yellowish

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>cock is overly veiny

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Nipple/Belly Piercings
Milk/Excessive Sweat

>>9404469
I like the nipple piercings that are like a bar through the nipple, they're rather lewd because they force the nipple to always be engorged

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>>9404362
>Positive threads

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>dialogue with emoticons such as the infamous: :3 or ^_^

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>>9404362
>reading greentext lewds / story
>facesitting
Oh my
>cunnilngus
Alright now we're talking
>analingus
I mean, I can work with it I guess
>smelly
Godamnit can you not
>farting
I'm fucking done.

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>Hyper anything

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>incest where they aren't actually related
>incest where they have to repeatedly remind it it's legit incest and how their relationship works
>"it's not cheating if..."

>>9404362
Herm
Hyper
Rape
Incest
Scat
Urine
That eaten alive shit
Blob
Hyper anything

Nothing because I have ascended sexually and everything arouses me.

>perfectly drawn anthro
>scroll down
>human feet

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>>9405492
*Nervous whistling*

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>feet
>there's macro/micro
>and the macro is a sadist/narcissist
>there's also gore added in for good measure

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>>9404362
whts wrong with yllow

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>>9404362
>Prolapse
>Futa

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>>9405867
>Feet
>Smell

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cum
i hate things that are not clean

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>Pokemon porn: master!

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>>9404961
That pic I can not wrap me mind
around how they think that it's a turn to
see some hot girl get sexed up by some
fat molten baby vomit smellin ramen noodle baby fetus eatin squinty eyed gook beard and don't get me started on that hot garbage anime rape porn cringy bad voice acting bullshit

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>anything with this tacked onto it

>right in the middle of fapping to sone really good porn
>Guy says really loud "WHO'S YER DADDY?!"
>i didn't know that boners could die this quickly..

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It's just porn guys. No need to get mad.

>>9407328
this post killed my boner

>The guy talks more or is louder than the girl. Or when it's a close up on the guy face when he cums.
The dick is smelly or gross looking.

>Smegma

Makes my goddamn skin crawl. As a proud owner of a foreskin, I have nothing but complete disgust for smegma, I clean myself every day to avoid that shit

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>>9407328
If it interferes with my orgasm, you're darn right I will get mad.

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>>9405492
>>9405867
>>9406175
>Feet
>At least 50% more detailed than the rest of the image
>Covers more than 20% of the image
>Thread pertaining to such a topic includes all of the above as the OP pic

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>>9407405
Behold, a whole jar or pure smegma. Happy fapping. ;)

>>9406598
Reading that in his voice made my day.

>>9407870
I thought it was mycelium

>>9407870
If you eat that, will you die?

>>9407536
>Covers more than 20% of the image
Wouldn't that be POV?

>>9407405
>>9407870
I may regret asking this, but what in the hell is smegma?

>>9408307
>Smegma (Greek smēgma, "soap") is a combination of shed skin cells, skin oils, and moisture. It occurs in both male and female mammalian genitalia. In female bodies, it collects around the clitoris and in the folds of the labia minora; in males, smegma can collect under the foreskin.

>In males, smegma helps keep the glans moist and facilitates sexual intercourse by acting as a lubricant.

if you have foreskin you should make sure it doesnt build up and you wash yourself on a normal basis and thoroughly

>>9407405
Eh, I'm fine with it in fiction and in small quantities but in real life/too much of the stuff? No thank you.

>>9408579
Sounds good as long as it isn't hyper.

>the guy who's fucking the girl is so ugly it's off-putting

There are guys Brandy could fuck other than Mr. Whiskers, you know.

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>weight gain or transformation sequence
>hyper gets tossed in half way through

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>incest just treated as normal
>hyper proportions in non hyper art
>over detailed feet
>green cloud to show smell
>fat with no weight
>constantly flexed muscles
>cum inflation out of nowhere
>nude but wearing shoes

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>Suffering/Crying
>Fatal stuff
>Gore

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>Literally anything

>Futa is tossed in halfway through

>>9407870
Eat that with crackers

>>9408179
It would be very painful...

>background is a photograph

>>9410509
>background is hyper-detailed compared to the character
>obvious as fuck it's just traced from a photograph and doesn't fit

>Random fucking loose pubes

It just seems to unnecessary and distracting

>>9407870
I physically gagged.

>>9404362

THIS. Also vore and scat and hyper/slob.

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When artists use way too much blush so a character's skin almost looks like it's been rubbed raw.

>>9404524
This.

>>9408307
Dick cheese

>>9410500
YOU'RE A SICK GUY.

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>Meme bullshit thrown into a picture that is easily noticeable
Completely unnecessary and just annoys the person fapping to it
>Intentionally shitty dialogue that tries too hard to be funny
What's even the point if it's not apart of a comic or something? Just put in your usual "unf", "ahh", *gurgle* and *churn*
>Scat that's just a little bit of shit
For some reason this disgusts me even though I like scat, it's like it's just makes it less hot and more "this person has no bowel control so they had a small accident"
>'gore' where there's just a little bit of gore
Especially that cute gore shit, no I want to see their organs and not as fucking gummy worms and certainly not with the character smiling or some stupid shit.
>MILFs that are just regular women that are inexplicably taller than the male
Please stop this, especially Japanese artist, most of them have an aversion towards drawing actual older women and just default on giving
female characters larger bodies and wider faces.

>>9404362
>transformation
>on the very last frame a futa dick becomes visible
>0 futanari/dickgirl tag

This happens somehow.

>>9410366
Fuck that shit so much.

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>>9407870

>netorare
if there where such a thing as "anti-porn"

>>9407405
>this

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>>9410291
>Really good rape or guro scene

> Victim into it.

>>9408610
Fag

>>9412246
I fucking hate this too

>>9412197
>even though I like scat
Rare to see someone besides me bring this up here.

>>9413300
You know it

>misery and torment
>snuff
>gore
>personality death
>scat
>filth
>stink
>ass to mouth
>Sudden tone shifts
>cucking
>overtly skanky girls

And for fetishes that I don't specifically hate, and even like but get pissed that many of the above ruin them
>transformation
>gender bender
>futa
>merging/fusion
>absorption/Unbirth
>incest
>swinging
>casual sex
>openly sexual settings and societies
>tentacles
>anthro/monster girls
>amazons

>gorgeous butt getting fucked from behind
>it's a boy/trap bullshit

>>9408435
>if you have foreskin you should make sure it doesnt build up and you wash yourself on a normal basis and thoroughly
this is what americans believe.

>>9406004
Is it the prolapse or the futa that turns you off because if you enjoy prolapse, please explain the appeal. I'm curious

>castration
>it's either too short or it's voluntary
I just want to read about some subby bitch fox crying and whining as his jewels are crushed or sliced off

>>9410366
this, I like futa myself but it gets fucking annoying how much it gets drawn or lazily slapped onto an existing image.

>>9407248
>porn where the guy isnt completely silent

Completely ruins it.

>>9415059
Or how lazily the futa is utilized

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>>9404362
>""thicc""
>when it's actually chubby or fat

>>9404362

>watching porn
>the man and woman stop having sex and just start screaming directly into the camera

it's fucking shit and every single video I try to watch turns into this

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>overly fat lips

when it regular porn are the girl just eat him

>>9412088
>>9412088
>>9412088
>>9412088

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>futa

>>9410366
why does this keep happening?

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>>9404469
>not liking piercings or milk
you're a fool and you'll die a fool

>>9410264
>nude but wearing shoes
is this really that big of an issue

>>9414341
Sorry, I should have been clearer. Both of them turn me off, and both tend to crop up with my favourite fetish.

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>>9421761

>>9404362
Are you a girl or something? Have you never seen cum before? It's definitely off-white.

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>>9421761
what the fuck!
and why is there a soda can in there too

>>9404362
>>9404432
>>9407248
These are my fetishes.

>>9408435
foreskin boy here, only win smegma if I masturbate and leave semen inside of it, which is really retarded and neglected, you dont even have to wash it that much in the shower, just like the rest of your body.

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>>9421761

test

>muscleshit
>artist doesn't know shit about anatomy and just draws lumps wherever he feels like instead of where the muscles should be

>>9417821
This one's better than the one two posts up two bh

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>>9406275
Holy fucking christ that pisses me off. Fundamental misunderstanding of the setting is the fastest way to kill a boner with fan works.
>>9421761
Eh, dying a fool doesnt seem so bad now.

>>9422741
Mine's always pearly white my dude

>>9404662
This. Only the lowest of the low are into fart or scat porn.

>>9404469
same for me the moment i see a fucking piercing i can't fap at all

>>9428004
Maybe you should explain the setting to them

>>9404362
>Tfw my cumm is thick and yellowish

>>9428308
Get help

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>>9412197
>hating on candy gore
There's almost no fucking porn of it and I barely see it anywhere but the stray post on tumblr. I'm 100% sure it doesn't get in the way of your jerking so there's no warrant for those lines

>>9404362
>scat
>piss
>human face on robots
>human hair on anything that isn't human
>generic furfag deviantart style face (like below)
>>9406220
>vore
>hyper anything
>futa (especially when you can't see it in thumbnail)
>feet
>prolapse
>smell
>weight gain
>large lips
>bimbo
>femdom
>non-whites
>large size difference
>tentacles
>lesbian
>gay
>anything that isn't vanilla
>fat/obese
>BDSM
>excessive muscle (fit girls are fine though)
>group sex
>high heels
>gaping anything
>tiny penis

>>9404362
Bimbo porn where they have balloons for tits, gravity-defying hair (with the dumbest fucking hairstyles), are a million feet tall, and have an 18-pack on their bellies. That one faggot on derpibooru (annon or some shit) draws them all with the same expression - with the eyes half-closed. It's not even flirty and it ain't bedroom eyes; they just look tired and drugged up. Somehow bimbo porn went from "ditzy valley girl with big tits, a nice ass, a tiny bit of a belly, a skimpy outfit, and who really likes sex" to "plastic robot with 8 miles of hair, perfectly round tits that float like they're full of helium, no clothing (except for semi-transparent strips of cloth that they wrap around their waists and call them skirts) and absolutely no character to differentiate them from any other bimbo". They're the same piece of shit doll with different wigs.

>>9428308
Probably a vitamin D deficiency, anon.

>>9406275
>Pokemon porn: anything but pokespeech
FTFY

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>>9410264
>nude but wearing shoes

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>>9431651
Really? Where do I get the D?

>>9431971
The sun or if you're a NEET who never leaves the house, vitamin D pills.
I use the latter.

>>9431942
>he's never seen porn

>>9431987
It's funny because I go to the gym all the time but I never go outside.

>>9404432
Pretty much this. I feel unnerved seeing veins. Dunno why.

>>9428004
>>9431846
But in pokemon mystery dungeon, the pokemon talk just fine.

>>9416048
>""thicc""
>when it's actually rather skinny

>>9417726
this too

I've had too many really nice images ruined by the artist putting massively fat nigger lips on it

>>9433072

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>>9405492
But having human hands, breasts, mouths, eyes etc etc is fine? Furries are abominations, some like them more human than others

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>hair on reptiles

>Overly detailed art
It makes anything sexy look gross

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>>9411074
This is my fetish

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>>9405492
Yes, please, stop doing this people

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>phimosis
>smegma
>smegma EATING
>foreskin in general
>veiny dicks
>stray pubic hair on girl's face
>hairy assholes
>anal ends in prolapse

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>>9404362
Here you go OP

>>9440608
all of these things are a 0 to you? Wow, finding good porn must be brutal for you.

>>9432989
>>9428256
It's not the talking it's the whole Trainer pokemon Dynamic. Master makes it just sound like slavery shit when it's a lot more complicated than that. They aren't animals and they aren't people. They lack certain reasoning abilities and planning that the trainers take care of. They're more or less extensions of each other and are closer to family.
That said it's kinda easy to miss because the games kind of put you in as a special kind of sociopath that exists just to win battles and collect every pokemon without bothering to make any sort of bond with them past what it takes to evolve them.

>>9417939
Top kek.

>>9417939
Holy shit i didn't get it until that guy said top kek

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You guys will love this one

>>9445446
To be fair, many pokemon ARE represented as thinking, sentient beings perfectly capable of formulating their own thoughts, including but not limited to considering their trainer some kind of master, either emotionally or just because they happen to have some kind of kink, because that's what happens when you have a personality.

I'll agree with you that the whole "master!" thing goes a bit far most of the time and I'm getting sick of it, but it's usually not universe breaking. The thing that bothers me more is that the trainer can inexplicably understand them when they're not a pokemon that's been known to have the ability of speech or communication.

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>>9435528
that look like a sex doll

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>>9440121
>foreskin in general

>>9446979
No need to be upset

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>>9446711
i fucking HATE this artist so much

>>9412197
Candy gore is a masterpiece

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>mummification bondage
>furry
>male

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>>9446711

>hearts
>anywhere

Anything filthy.

That includes smoking.

And traps.

>>9451451
Have fun being dead

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>people are roleplaying in the comments
>the artist plays along

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>Feral
>Male furries
>It's a weight gain picture and it teases the viewer on how they're gonna get fattened up
>scat
>piss
>hyper dicks
>Hyper feet
>body hair
>overly plump lips
>anuses
>gore
>popping
>smelly feet
>inflated sex

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>pubic hair on fur

>>9454807
What's the best solution to that? Just give the pubic areas more fur than the rest?

>>9404362
Swearing

Using rude language is very unsexy. The sexiest voice possible is some posh 1890s english.

>glorification of waste materials/general things that can be safely identified as disgusting and offputting to the instinctual mind

>trying way too hard to be cute in the context of overt fetishistic antics

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>random onomaetopoeia on the image/image is a fetish such as incest which only works because of words slapped onto it/any word based fetish
>fucking anything that is based entirely on having words carry the image for the sake of whatever fetish is being shoehorned in

i look at porn to fucking look at it and beat my dick not read a novel and recite the la le lu li lo

>>9412197
>Meme bullshit thrown onto a picture that's easily noticeable

WHAT UP LYSERGIDE

>>9412197
So I see you're a huge fan of the oversexed eeveelutions comic

>fucking amazing r34 with awesome licensed character you love
>ruined by someone's terrible oc

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>anal
>incest that involves cucking the father, especially with dialog like "you're so much better than your dad"
>doughnut anus
>painted on fur
>piercings
>tattoos on fur
>hyper anything
>yellow cum
>lewd comics that have 20 pages of story and 1 page of actual lewd and the story isn't even good
>characters that have their face covered all the time, Tali is a good example, have their mask removed so the artist can shove in their OC idea of what she looks like

>>9412197
and I forgot.
>TF pictures are just furry characters in torn clothes.

>"thicc" image
>the overall shape is borderline lovecraftian

>character has a vacant smile and wide open eyes

>>9456675
>it's the same literal autistic blank stare face because the artist doesn't know how to draw any other face

>>9455407
>Dude's OC is an edgy fuccboi faggot who clashes horribly with the IP of the other character

>Rape

>With any other fucking fetish that's not gore or the rare futa on female pic

I don't need to see piss, or scat, or fucking anything else, just give me rough and raw.

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>>9404432
>cock is overly veiny
>balls are also veiny for some reason

>balls portrayed as hollow things filled with cum
>urethra leads directly into them and nowhere else

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>>9455576
>anal


Fuck right off nigger.

when i realize the proportions are slightly off.

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>picture has gun
>artist shits the bed on drawing it, but leaves the characters and background hyper detailed
>no trigger discipline

Most fat art either being either barely chubby or just disgusting blobs.

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>close up of the dude's asshole during sex

>>9404362
""""""funnny"""""" porn.

>>9458288
Pussies are better.

>Lazily made futa (dicks randomly and lazily slapped on a non-futa image)
This one is straightforward
>Bait-and-switch traps
It might kind of defeat the purpose of traps, but hell, I want to know if I'm actually looking at a femboi or not.
>Scat/Guro
I straightforwardly hate scat, Guro is just a boner killer.
>Farts/Gas clouds
I don't get how or why you fagets manage to wank to bad smells. Honest.
>Out of context lines, such as "fuck me harder than the US fucked bin laden" or something along those lines
I switch from fap mode to kek mode, I don't really hate it, but...

Also, what is prolapse?

>>9410264
>nude but wearing shoes

this caught me off guard so hard I cracked up and woke my house mate up

on topic
>consent
>mutual enjoyment
>talking
>cuckoldry
>analingus
>ay stupid furry fetish like vore, inflation, hyper
>bathroom stuff

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>hyper futa
I don't understand why non-hyper futa is so rare.

>>9458380
Kemono artists seem to be the only ones capable of drawing a middle ground. It's a sad feel.

>>9455407
This feels pony related.

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>>9464723
There are some decent middle ground normal hmanga, like with Mimura. Sadly a lot of them seem to slim down the chub when they start having sex

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>>9406624
So this is basically giving you PTSD?

>>9404362
trannies

>>9467522
This looks like garbage

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>you think it's a girl but you scroll it got balls

>>9470254
But no dick?

>>9470367
Girls can have dicks but only guys have balls

>>9470386
Right

>>9470386
Girls have vaginas only

>>9404432
What's overly veiny and what's acceptably veiny?

>>9470386
hmmmm

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>possession
>some ultra powerful virus monster like THE THING or some shit

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>See doujin with a good artsyle
>Skim over tags
>Male:Gender Bender

My Autism cannot deal with knowing at least one of the women in whatever I was fapping too was at one point a man. Even characters outside of porn like Mai Natsume bother me.

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>>9412197
>MILFs that are just regular women that are inexplicably taller than the male
holy shit i hate this shit so much, barely anyone draws actual older women. it's a lot more common with men.
>>9449247
reminds me, i also hate skintight/latex suits that are so tight you can see individual veins on dicks, inside holes, stuff like that. It's lazy, and makes it look like its just another layer of skin (not talking about cases where that's what its supposed to be, like transformation).

>>9404362
>hot as hell body
>retarded "ahegao" face

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>>9412197
>>MILFs that are just regular women that are inexplicably taller than the male
>Please stop this, especially Japanese artist, most of them have an aversion towards drawing actual older women and just default on giving female characters larger bodies and wider faces.
This so hard

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>>9416048
Ditto. I like some chub, but there's rarely any between like pic related.

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>>9467522
>Post something to my own Deviantart 20 minutes ago
>Get a fave from someone named Earthland-Art
>Oh cool
>Go to /trash/
>Click this thread
>See this
>Earthland-Art
>Look it up, same guy who faved my post
>Entire guy's gallery is like this

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>>9477935
>search the "stripper" tag on FA
>90% of it is that guy's shit

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>>9404362
Anyways, anything with a black dick in it is just...no, at least in 3DPD. Other than that nothing really kills a pic for me, I guess. Except maybe in a watersports pic where the artist doesn't even try to make the pee translucent and it's like they're shooting mustard out of their dicks.
>>9422741
Cum is off-white, but not necessarily yellow. Maybe it should be like 1% yellow, if that, to give it a tint.
>>9404524
I have pierced nips, it's so fucking annoying in the winter because I feel like everyone can see them.

>>9478043
>>9477935
This guy has been spamming FA [and now I know DA] with this garbage for a while now..

Its amazing.

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>>9417700
>watching porn
>close up on the guys balls railing the pussy
>female pornstar is clearly phoning it in
>shitty ass free royalties loud as fuck in through the entire porno
>male pornstar making ANY noise at all beyond the fapping noises

>watch japanese porn
>the male pornstar is overly gross looking or just being gross in general
>something gross happens
>the female pornstar sounds like she's being raped

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>>9478379
I can't even get mad at his art though since I can barely see what it is.
>>9478043
>search for stripper on FA
>You weren't joking
>Look at his Patreon and Deviantart
>He has 1 5$ patron and twice as many watchers as me
>I have zero patrons

I mean I'm not the best at art but I'm a hell of a lot fucking better than this, like I can't even tell what this is, it's an ass, I think, stubby legs, blonde hair, an oversized eye, and that's it, all over saturated as fuck and shaded with the burn tool, probably.

Is this guy a troll?

>>9478685
>I can't even get mad at his art though since I can barely see what it is.
I'm not even mad, I love it

It's fucking amazing.

>Is this guy a troll?
We may never know..

>>9478685
the aspect ratio is the part that bothers me the most. what the hell is wrong with that guy's monitor?

>>9478789
The aspect ratio is what bothers you the most? K.
Maybe he's making it on a dinosaur computer and he's using some kid's art software to make it and therefore it comes out shitty?

>>9470386
Don't be ashamed dude, being gay is fine now.

>full on draw a female, perfectly sculpted curvy but not thicc figure, hourglassy with good sized tits close to the size of one's head, full anatomy pussy, narrow shoulders, weak jawline, the works
>call it a boy anyway because why the fuck not

I guess everyone wants to be as gay as possible in the furry fandom so they simply ignore what female terminology exists as they let their submissiveness consume them.

>>9481253
BIG BREASTED EFFEMINATE CUNTBOY

>>9481253
>Dufels OCs in a nutshell

>>9481281
Cuntboy, shemale, and male-herm are the worst fucking things ever.

IT'S JUST A FLAT GIRL
IT'S JUST A DUDE WITH TITS
IT'S JUST A HERM WITH TITS

TITS AREN'T GENETALIA, THEY DON'T DETERMINE SEX
FUCK
IT'S DICK, VAGINA, BOTH, OR NEITHER
FOUR, AT MAX
FUCK

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>furry
>The fur is shiny and slick like skin

>>9469887
it looks like it's made to mock someone

>>9455213
This is a great way to explain it. I dont want to make myself like it. I dont want to have to gear myself up. Ive gone to far if things that can kill me gets me off now. Liking aholes is one of them. Thats foul and aholes arent a sub for puss.

>>9478685
This looks like web 1.0. I can see people watching simply because its been so long since anyone has done this. Or he stole these images from back then. Ive never seen such bad art until I came on 4chan. The cgl handmade thread almost made me pee.

>I'll just put a black skin human dick on this anthro character

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>>9412197
>Please stop this, especially Japanese artist, most of them have an aversion towards drawing actual older women and just default on giving female characters larger bodies and wider faces.

Fucking this. Fuck japs and weebs for making their older women look like average teenagers. Learn to draw aged faces and different head structures, you hacks.

>>9484474
this drives me up the wall

>well detailed character
>artist got lazy on the genitals or obscured them

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>>9491220
>Cartoony character
>Overly detailed extremities and genitals

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>>9483332
>tags: trap
>has massive tits

>character is called a cuntboy or whatever solely to troll tagging websites

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>cum is just a flat white with no texture

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>>9484474
Zoidberg

i fucking hate this shit too

also balloon tits like this are GARBAGE

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>>9492323
a better example god dam it

>>9492323
He even attempts fur texture elsewhere but the tits are just plastic balloons goddamn

>>9491305
This right the fuck here my nigga
Who overdetails nipples but doesn't bother with the rest of the drawing? I don't want to see bumps and little discolored patches on the nipples of a fucking stick figure

>>9404432
>tfw you got a veiny cock

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>>9492290
>cum is pudding

>>9492776
post it

>>9492965
I'm not gonna show you my dick, that's only for my wife and doctor to see. It's not only veiney tho, it's got pearly penile papules and no curve, making it extra rare level dick.

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I normally find breast expansion pretty hot but when it gets to the point of immobility it just makes me roll my eyes and facepalm.

>>9493166
>won't show it
[] Truth
[X] Full of shit

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>>9492323

I feel like he inherited this from Trinity. Both artists ruined their styles doing stuff like this.

>>9493513
tfw this is some good shit, but then shiny fucking fur garbage

>>9404362
>porn ads in general, stopped going to gelbooru because of this
>censored, if you HAVE to do it at least make it natural, like with hair
>huge focus on feet
>shit and piss
>enormous breasts, like unnaturally huge ones
>anthro
>gore
>piercings

>>9493854
>>anthro
>coming to the furry board to complain about furries

>>9493513
I think the biggest problem is that the edge is smooth as fuck for supposed fur

>>9493948
then it'd just be pink fleshy skin
she should be matte if this is actually supposed to be "smooth fur" because fur isn't doused in 10 vats of baby oil

>>9446711
I actually do
Thanks

badly drawn anuses are a huge turnoff
Usually have to edit them to make them nice again

>>9414264
Yeah, because it can trap bacteria and cause all sorts of infections if not cleaned. This isn't just a 'Murica thing.

>>9498720
Whats a good drawn anus and what a bad one? Provide examples please

>>9473235
This so much, it's how I've managed to keep Ranma 1/2 sacred to me (aside from all the bestiality people throw in there for obvious reasons, and it's never at least cat Shampoo, only Ryoga or Genma) for so long.

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>FAT BASTARD FUCKING THE GIRL
This has ruined like... 90 percent of hentai pics for me.

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>lots of dialogue

>the tits originate from the shoulders

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>tails come out of the butt

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>futa with hair on their balls

>>9407870
Litterally made me gag, the only thing in the last 5 years that has, not gore, not the guy putting maggots down his dick, not the /k/ shit, it was this fucking jar of dick cheese. Good one but go fuck yourself.

>>9503808
>Futa

>>9504540
>not the /k/ shit
Which shit might this be? brownies?