Pony Bread
benis
>>9398335
thanks for baking
Pony is for cuddles.
>>9398335
So pasta what's on the agenda today?
>>9398432
Yes they are
>>9398458
Well my friends wanted me to play some games with them today, but both of them are sltill asleep
>>9398461
Pasta is for brushie brushie brushie.
>>9398506
That I am
>>9398261
http://vocaroo.com/i/s09kWHjzAOg4
>>9398472
Wow
>>9398521
I'll brush your hair out nice and gentle, like a doll~
>>9398574
That sounds very relaxing
>>9398531
I feel so special thank you skitty.
>>9398574
that's like a whole new level of fucking Homo
[microphone shaking intensifies]
I can't shake mine and talk without sounding kinda like I'm jacking someone off
It's been a while since I have posted or lurked on these pony threads on this board. I usually post and lurk on furry threads now.
>>9398531
YAY Skitty is screeching on Vocaroo again! SKITTY HERE IS MY WEENIS AS A REWARD!
>>9398724
>>9398724
For people who don't know , it's me ,this faggot.
>>9398735
How was work today, anything interesting?
>>9398716
Why not talk while jacking off?
>>9398781
not much really. Just scootin along.
Going to start getting ready for dinner here soon
>>9398790
>>9398806
What do you have planned for din-din?
>>9398850
chicken, possibly beef. the world is rife with possibilities! Howabout you?
>>9398716
Haven't seen you post this one by this artist, so here, in case you don't have it
>>9398892
I have it, but haven't posted it often, I should probably find more excuses to though cause I really like it
>>9398874
I'm working and plan on having some greek yogurt with some added granola for lunch.
>>9398938
nice healthy lunch, good plan!
>almost everyone ignored that one guy that just showed up
>>9398822
You're doing it right now, aren't you?
Proud moment for us all.
>>9399085
I'm afraid not
I don't even feel like jacking off right now
Has anyone here ever played Endless Online ?
>>9398922
Oh, it seems it was the same filenumber, but with a few extra tags, so that's why it didn't show up as a duplicate when saving it
>>9399123
When a derpi user edits a tag, it changes the filename when saved
>>9399086
So how's your day been? And do you have any plans?
>>9399127
No idea but I'm still waiting for war pig to come back and give us an update on how his new job is going.
>>9399155
Yea I've noticed, I'm guessing you pretty much having every md pic from derpi then lol
>>9399218
The day has been idle for the most part. I am reading a bit, and I am not certain about any plans. Keeping the schedule open for now, and if nothing comes up irl, I may play SC 2. This season's map pool does not incentivize me to play; that is the problem.
>>9399332
I track her tag, if I don't have it, inevitably I will
>>9399307
i didnt even know he got a new jerb, thats good though!
>>9399361
Been mostly idle for me too
I'm sure my friends have plans to drag me into heros of the storm today
>>9399370
Yea he came back the week or two before he started and then hasn't been back since.
>>9399396
I am sure that will be fun. I was asked to play League a few days ago. My friend wants to get gold so he earns the season rewards later in the year. I said I would later that day and then forgot about it, terrible person that I am.
>>9399530
My friends wanted me to play yesterday, but I didn't feel like it so I made up an excuse and did something else
>>9399367
Is Moondancer your waifu?
>>9399530
He didn't try contacting you again, sounds like partially his own fault.
>>9399587
Sort of yes sort of no
I really like her, she's really cute, but I also relate to her a fair bit too
I dunno
>>9399621
How do you feel you relate to Moondancer, curious?
>>9399574
Sometimes we need a respite from those activities. Did you manage to do something fun?
>>9399588
He did but not about the game. Surely he forgot too.
Pizzas are like people
White is best
>>9399634
The neet life, reading a lot of things, things like that
>>9399654
Yeah, it's nice to do something else every once in a while, and I did have fun
>>9399655
Look at all the white mixed with a little black and brown.
>>9399711
That is good to hear. Now you have more ways to occupy your time with.
>>9399679
>NEET life
Wouldn't Moondancer be considered in education, and thus not a NEET?
>>9399846
Is she actually learning somewhere or is she teaching herself, is the question
>>9399713
shut your whore mouth
>>9399846
I suppose, but she has all the stereotypes of one, dirty room, unkempt hair, no friends(which was fixed by the end of her episode)
Mind you my room is actually in livable conditions, if not a bit disorganized
>>9399905
Don't worry I won't tell anyone you subconsciously want that bbc.
>>9399984
no u
>>9399906
My room is a semi-organized mess.
I'm pretty sure the term "semi-organized mess" actually means something in abstract math, but I'm not sure.
>>9400034
>>9400143
70 hours of uninterrupted consciousness!
>>9398735
I will give you some screeching, gimme a moment faggot
>>9398095
You will see in a few short months.
I make the post
>>9400345
https://soundcloud.com/cold-busted/axion-117-son-of-the-sun-one-thousand-horizon
>>9400618
That is how I felt after trying brown brown
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3ZaThNL-jKI
>>9400618
me too
>>9400774
How big is your place that it costs 980?
>>9400834
after utilities, and its not big thats just how much things cost here
so now that the archie sonic comic is cancelled, do you think boxer hockey is gonna resume again?
>>9400750
I don't like coke
>>9400774
Good jewb
>>9400463
YAY! Skitty screeching! Dont forget to call me an autistic hunchback!
anyone want to do some
CRIMES
with me?
wrong picture.
What are these flowers called
>>9401178
bleeding hearts.
I believe.
>>9401225
I guess I have bleeding hearts in my front yard
>>9401178
Google it
>>9401247
not forget me nots?
bye
>>9401322
see ya.
>>9401141
How are you doing today rose?
>>9401038
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0haMw7Tj5WL
>>9401346
not amazing. just doodling on my fuckin pad here. how are you?
>>9401484
I'm doing good, thinking about doing some exercising during work. Just realized I worked 6mins into lunch break.
>>9400527
NOOOOO
>>9401470
We need more vocaroos skitty
>>9401470
>screeches at me about how he's not going to screech at me
nevar change, Skitteroo!
>>9401554
nice moves boyo.
before you know it you'll be a full-on fuck up~
>>9401726
So what kind of stuff do you draw?
>He is not already
>>9401986
trash.
I really need to actually practice. desu.
>>9402049
Do you post your stuff any where?
>>9402118
nope.
used to.
Do you no longer stream your drawing sessions?
>>9402170
I do not.
sorry.
>Darwin is a New York best selling author
>That's why he doesn't say anything about himself
>why he has such a robust vocabulary
>owns a mac
>home almost all the time
>works his own hours writing his next best seller
Someone should definitely hit you.
>>9402730
he goes by the pseudonym "tom clancy"
>>9402823
awwww i thought i was the only published author in bread
>>9402730
He writes for hollywood
>>9402809
>someone found out
>I guess I'll be nice and let them know they'll be "hit" soon
>>9402845
no shit?
who tf are you? martha stewart?
But he's probably just mac based tech support that can choose when he's available for support work.
>>9402895
>not using the botnet
>>9402865
Get back to work.
>>9402968
Sure but you need to start writing or help hipters unfuck their macs.
>>9403018
But I have you as my sugar daddy.
>bought one thing
>is now considered a suger dady
>>9403064
And I will always be grateful to you for it.
>>9403039
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1EOvQDCAuSw
>>9402920
the botnet saves lives
i deleted chrome and lost all my bookmarks and passwords, was about to fucking blow my brains out when the botnet swooped in and gave them all back to me
there is an inundation of degenerates itt.
it may be time for a purging.
>>9403254
that example is only showing it to be beneficial to complete retards
I write all the links I wish to save down on sticky notes. I haven't lost a single one. get on my level, scrub.
>>9403373
everything i want to remember is written on post-it notes on my wall around my room in a coded language that only i understand
>>9403389
well, we can't all afford post-it notes, man.
what kind of links are you so paranoid about saving?
>>9403412
you'll make it some day with your fanfic. you know 50 shades? that was originally a diaper pony clopfic.
>>9403213
What even?
>>9403435
>not everyone can afford $5 stacks of 10,000 post-it notes
>>9403435
huh I had heard that before but didnt know if it was true. That explains all the references to rainbow dash peeing herself
>>9403373
I save everything in a .txt file.
>>9403412
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1TMPxOqeVT3
>>9403435
i can't disclose that information
Everyone is faggot. All are aids. No one is safe. All /b/read ships are null if this post is 7.
Darwin has AIDS if this post is 4
Pasta will be raped by trees if post is 1
Skitty's balls drop if 5
If 3 Blew is now a Muslim
Dubs and this becomes an /a/ thread
If 8 your mother will die in her sleep tonight
9 and everybody goes to church next Sunday.
>>9403588
>>9403588
I hope you use lynux.
cause the fuckin FBI is watching.
>>9403588
why are you listening to russian music? lmao.
>>9403616
almost had you.
>>9403619
i'm not going to church.
it's all black ones where i live. and weird asian ones.
>>9403588
>Skitty doesnt want to kill me
YAY! I made a friend!
>>9403648
Go to church.
>>9403660
isnt that the church from November Rain?
>>9403648
you are not a church, but you are the rock that the church of bread is built upon. SIEG HEIL!
>>9403588
>that shitty music in the background
I hope you left it on ironically.
SAYS INTERROGATOR
>>9403674
i'm an ordained minister. church is everywhere i go. even the bathroom is church for me.
especially the bathroom.
>>9403692
hey there.
>>9403588
What is this techno bullshit skitty?
why don't you guys listen to feminist scream singing?
it's redefining music.
oh, wait. you actually have to have TASTE to enjoy feminist music.
>>9403714
You're old and have a narrow taste in music.
>>9403761
I'm listening to mlp fan music right now. Probably better than feminist screamo.
DAE wish they were in Tijuana, eating barbecued iguana?
>>9403765
I just realized. that bunny has the largest crotch tits I've ever witnessed.
>>9403784
bullshit.
unless it's summer. that song was pretty fuckin cash.
>>9403213
If this is serious, thanks for standing up to me but I don't think we're dating
>>9403619
>raped by trees
Where did this come from
As if you have any taste.
>>9403811
>If this is serious
Lol desu
>>9403834
I figured it wasn't so I added that part
>>9403831
listen to this and tell me I don't have taste.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o0Xx3RXyGRE
>>9403808
Let your mane down by Replacer
>>9403808
It's her clothes you sicko.
>you sicko
>Most of his images are cropped porn
>>9403883
well, yeah. I don't go out with my titties hanging out either.
>>9403870
never heard of it.
must be new.
>>9403811
Pasta roll
1 pasta is a breadbowl
2 pasta is lasagna
3 pasta is sphegetti
4 pasta is linguini
5 pasta is ravioli
6 pasta is in the meatball
7 pasta is angel hair
8 pasta does not come with sauce
9 pasta is vegetable pasta vegan shit
>>9403859
It's hard to tell when it comes to skitty
>>9403900
>doesn't post 0 or dubs
>gets 0 dubs
>>9403729
its true, thats where hte miracle of the toilet loaves occurred
>>9403898
Not really new. You just don't explore pony music enough.
>>9403867
What the fuck is this garbage?
>>9403704
I'd rather keep my shit taste in music if it means I won't have to listen to your top rated jigaboo jams about some black guys cock and how much other primal simians want it
>>9403892
A minority of my images are cropped porn.
>>9403922
>>9403924
I used to listen to celestia radio a lot back in the day.
before it started playing dubstep non-stop all fucking day.
>>9403926
iirc some people went to an insane asylum and audio recorded some manic patients having episodes. at some point during the beginning you can hear one of the recorders being strangled by one of the patients.
>>9403971
dat crooked eye
>>9403955
>implying all blacky music isnt produced by jews anyhow.
>>9404008
>>9404018
>>9404028
>>9404045
>>9404018
>Skitty waved to me
>>9404066
>>9404061
stop talking
>>9404061
I suppose so
>>9404045
>>9403955
>calls me out on my joke songs
https://youtu.be/SxmfLj_x9A4
>>9404074
>>9404074
Sorry. I did not mean to disrupt your arthouse, Russian porn.
>>9404077
See ya later.
>>9404092
Are you leaving?
>>9404074
>>9404092
Um, didbn't you you just read what i said?
WHERES YOUR LICENSE TO MAKE A NOISE? You don't have that right so stop
u all listen to trash
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ufBYaYJAERc
>>9403975
This is the kind of music one should only listen to around Halloween, the rest of the year this is nails on a chalkboard.
new zealand 70's wave rock is the way of the future
>check steam
>Darwin is offline
I guess he is
>>9404085
still garbage
this is 10x better https://youtu.be/7aDygjretwc?t=1m10s
>>9404148
some call it artistic.
wow, mittsies
>>9404337
I remember that porn game
>>9404160
He just leaves like that :c
>>9404441
I don't because I found the sound through someone that linked it over steam.
>>9404337
>posts pony porn music
https://youtu.be/GqkCvndX7iU
>>9404450
>>9404468
song*
>>9404468
well then you're deprived
>>9404477
Are you a black guy?
to be fair. it was a really well done porn game.
>>9404412
They call trash under a fan art too, but does it look good? No it does not.
>>9404468
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JPNXPNYAXnY&feature=youtu.be
>>9404477
I like this one.
>>9404504
one man's trash is another man's treasure. as the saying goes.
>>9404495
What would make you think I'm black?
https://youtu.be/YdpAfRUSjkw
>>9404540
No. I'm not doing this. No. Fuck you.
>>9404622
sorry...
speaking of trash passing as art, wanna see what I'm working on shading?
>>9404675
Of course I do.
>>9404564
just asking, idunno. your taste in music seems like something a rebellious black city dwelling youth would like more
https://soundcloud.com/foxkieran/owl-city-speed-of-love-fox-kieran-remix
i prefer stuff like this desu
>>9404723
over steam. I don't want the peanut gallery to have a gander.
no bully though pls.
>>9404481
But at least he said bye to you
>>9404786
I suppose that's true
>>9404745
>judging me by the handful of songs I've posted out of 6000+
https://youtu.be/9xWGZu-CKeM
>>9404842
this is why people think you have a bad taste in music, maybe there are like 10 or so good songs in those 6000, but don't discriminate and accept too many bad songs as being good songs.
https://youtu.be/1EvQDPFxABo?t=2m18s
>>9404756
https://youtu.be/0nRURQEtj7A
post it here
>>9405007
none of this heah music has any south-awn country flavah ah do declay-uh
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hDF28pYOWU4
>>9405006
You both have bad taste.
im home
time to smoke
or sleep
whichever is nice
>>9405076
Enlighten us oh kind sir.
>>9405090
Is that snek ded yet?
>>9405157
nope, stayin alive
>>9405076
Bullshit! :(
Sometimes people ask me to play music from my truck cause people think I have a more interesting taste in music than what most people listen to in this area.
and also raptor likes that one song i made
>>9405202
well you DO like MCR at least, thats something.
>>9405181
Is it eating and as it shed yet, if it has are the sheds coming off clean?
>>9405218
stop linking me it hurts, i literally get zapped every time someone links me
>>9405007
it's not good enough.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QftcWXObrOc
>>9405226
Eating yes, shedding no.
We found out it won't eat frozen mice, so we're just gonna buy it a live mouse each week
WATCHING IT FEED IS SO COOL
It just fuckin sinks its teeth into the thing
And then it just
Om
Nom
Nom
so cool
>>9405202
Lucky people in my area are like "if it doesn't have lyrics it's not music"
>>9405243
>>9405278
>Lucky people in my area are like
what did he mean by this
>>9405243
HAHAHAHAHAHA!
>>9405119
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NeGDS3zIsxU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=umopTKfas5g
>>9405202
The songs you've made that I've listened to have been nice.
The Youtube and Soundcloud links you frequently post are mediocre.
>>9405284
OUCH
>>9405243
>>9405297
>>9405282
sir.
>>9405292
>>9405269
>we didn't have enough time, money or patience to get it on frozen/thaw
I feel sorry for that snek.
probably didn't try even try prekill either.
>>9405302
Awww I'm sorry @Skitty I'll just link you like this from now on to get around the whole force lightning thing. We can pretend we're on twitter!
>>9405243
I read a story once somewhere, where a guy who wore these faulty headphones and the headphones would short out and zap him, and he refused to get a new pair
>>9405316
Hey Rosey, how's it going?
>>9404829
Who r u tho?
@Blewberry just lmfao
>>9405406
Dried Pasta
I've been posting here for a while, do you not have namesync?
>>9405294
>Nigger and Lefty music
opinion discarded
Point proven.
>>9405392
not terrible.
need a bit of water though.
how is it going for you, babe?
>>9405376
I hooked up a pair of jumper cabled my dad used to beat me with to my computer so now every time I get linked by blewberry they short out and zap me
>>9405376
Well I mean there isnt really that much current going through them...
@Skitty
Why did you put jumper cables on your nipples?
would you let someone clamp a pair of jumper cables to each one of your nuts for a million dollars each?
im bored help
>>9405446
About the same.
Still sick as shit, but whatchya going to do?
>>9405485
I suppose so, but it's gonna zap you really close to your brain, that can't be good for you
>>9405527
Post your face
>>9405434
I'm not here often enough to install it. I just know of some people through dar
>>9405573
Pfft
>>9405594
Ah, alright
>>9405545
remind you to hail hydrate!
>>9405565
Why do you keep asking me to do that? Fuck you. You do it.
>>9405573
>>9405644
its not hard, look heres me
I agree. Post face, Interrogator.
>>9405644
You'll get to defend your face solving you boredom problem
Skitty's face is not in need of defending.
>>9405347
wut
Frozen IS prekill????
When gf got it from the breeder, he was on live mice. We tried frozen mice for 3 weeks and he never ate them. Once we put the live one in there, he ate it right up.
>>9405573
Thanks
>>9405627
*drinks soft drink instead*
Does anyone know what's going on with that 'anon's pie adventure' comic?
Gonna get some rest, see ya later bread
>>9405678
watching you be narcissistic and act like you're perfect and superior is not an entertaining thing to do though.
>>9405709
I heard that shit has electrolites or some shit at least.
>>9405755
sleep tight pasta friend
I don't understand that rabbit posting faggots obsession with my face.
why do they want to know what I look like so often and then also kind of imply that they're better looking than me?
like what's the actual objective behind this faggy competition he tries to throw at me?
>>9405692
Frozen is a type od prekill, sorry I meant prekill the live mouse you buy from the pwtstore for the close heat signature and if it needs movement make it dance with tongs.
Going with always runs the risk of the snake getting attacked and then they can become to afriad to eat.
>>9405757
just sugar and salt I think.
whatever the fuck coke has in it, cause that's what I'm having.
not vanilla unfortunately.
>>9405755
Goodnight
He is attempting to bait you into posting your face by insulting you.
>>9405756
I wouldn't be posting, I'd be watching the fallout.
>>9405785
>not nilla
oh the humanity.
>>9405777
Sorry skitty I didn't mean to come off as sounding like I think I look better than you.
You already post your voice might as well take the next step.
>>9405825
Oh no the fallout..
there wasn't much fallout the last few times I posted myself probably because faggots like you and discordio weren't around to act like snobby highschool girls
>>9405946
>>9405809
it's a really faggy thing to do desu
>>9406025
That's why I only ask nicely.
>>9406025
>>9406211
I don't even know where to begin to be angry about this.
>>9405855
I know D:
>>9406050
next time im interested in what someone looks like i'll be sure to ask them in a condescending way and suggest they're going to have to deal with the fallout when they post their pictures anywhere, that will surely get them to do it
>>9406267
pickles smell disgusting
>>9406354
dill pickles are the best
>>9406354
but they taste so good.
>>9405779
Ah these feeder mice are no match for the boy.
Still, I'll throw that idea around to her soon then. She'll probs say no cause she's really squeamish about that stuff
>>9401565
Yes. I just went to see it again actually.
>>9406343
I just wanted to know what /b/reads impulsive little brother looked like.
>>9406388
they're gross
>>9406399
Well best of luck to sneko, I was really happy how fast my snake took to prekill when I started. He just likes to stare at it for a half a hour though.
>>9406407
Really?
You double watched it?
wtf dude
I think the only movie I have ever seen twice was.. I can't think of one actually.
>>9406396
I have never tasted a pickle in my life so idunno about thta. if they taste anything like they smell than they are absolutely gross.
I think if pickles were theo nly thing i could ever eat for the rest of my life, I would starve to death promptly.
>>9406479
I told my pal I wouldn't see it until I could go with him but I have gone twice with his brother, it's an epic ruse you see. And it's my favourite marvel movie and I am in love with Rocket so I will probably see it again. Tbh I left a third of the way in to meet the guy I said I wait to see it with for dinner so i have not seen the whole thing twice.
>>9406514
wow making false promises, how could you. Mean af
>>9406542
It is merely a harmless jest. I have done things like play the dope ass song from the intro (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DVx8L7a3MuE) in the car so when we see it he will know I already have.
>>9406542
dont read the comments if you open the link btw
spoilers
>>9406579
I want to watch it already... I saw like the first 3 minutes in gomovies of the cam version because i was just really impatient already...
i would have watched it all if the sound wasn't so muffled and nearly indistinguishable
>>9406606
wow too late might as well just watch the gomovies cam video now
>>9406684
Sucks to suck, my dude. I wish I could take you to the theatre. I hate watching chitty cams, it's totally not worth it imo.
>>9406684
Really? I'm sorry..
didn't realise until it was too late
Oh god
the sound is terrible in that cam
>audible sucking noises
>>9406849
kinda wana go read the comments now because of you...
I think I'll watch some more adventure time in a moment, I hope it's soon when a good leak comes out... at least in 1080p HD and everything
>whats up
not much.. been bored for a bit playing around with this site called shadertoy and dealing with this >>9406833 faggots attention, it's basically like discordio 2.0
>>9406930
Thank you for taking the time to mention me.
>>9406930
I cannot stop you, do what you must.
Are you nearly finished? Must be catching up to recent seasons. Then you will be struck by post binge depression while you seek to fill the hole left by the absence of your favoured content.
It will be good. They will start making the blu rays soon and someone in the factory will always leak it.
That's pretty neat, make anything cool yet?
They are similar but different. As far as I can tell this one lacks disordio's madness.
>>9407031
i'm not tho
I'm more than half way through season 5 the box prince episode i think.
no i was just playing with existing ones, i don't know the language or math used to make the things on that site...
>>9407031
I kind of wana watch ET for some reason.
>>9407179
>a bit out of left field
my dad used to tell me this a lot when he'd react to me
idunno, started thinking about how ET is the only alien movie I have ever seen where the alien is friendly and isn't just a preditorial monster that wants to kill people
>>9407221
That does not surprise me.
I'm not entirely convinced by his good guy act. There is something nefarious about ET that I can't quite put my finger on. There are other friendly alien movies to watch though. I am going to one in theatres tomorrow or the next day called Alien: Covenant. Xenomorphs are misunderstood. I have to rise early so I must away, pleasant posting to you. sleep well and dream sweetly when you go to bed.
>>9407317
Same to you, Goodby, goodnight. <3
>>9407366
aw so cute~