Haha I hate myself. My feet are cold edition.

first for gays are gay

>>9391189
I reject that. Me and my boyfriend are not gays. Just really good friends who enjoy males touching.

>>9391205
well fair enough then. i never saw it that way.

>tfw your first pack of smokes in six months is wonderful by the third cigarette

And here I was thinking I could self improve.

>>9391297
I smoke sometimes but I'm positive I've never been hooked. Once I went 6 months without one and I didn't even really feel it, it was just a light "Huh a smoke could be good now" after going off a pack every two days.

Maybe I'm just lucky with them. I will tell you that all those stop-smoking patches and shit don't work though, a fair few of my friends tried them.

>>9391374
Oh I only ever would stop outright, never even smoked heavily just a few a day rather than full packs daily. It's been like five years now though and I guess that adds up. Each time I end up actually missing the terrible habit eventually.

Is there a cut-off age for running away from home?

>>9392749
Technically 18 in the states, since that's the age you're legally declared an adult and your parents have no legal responsibility to take care of you

>>9392839
That means if I leave home it's just me moving out then? ;__;

I got out of bed without waking my wide and schlepped myself to a coffee shop. A bit hungry from not eating anything yesterday, but the coffee is helping.

A bunch of clients meetings today. Gotta put on that happy face.

>>9392926
Sorry, that should say "wife". She's not wide at all.

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>>9392937
>>9392926
How do you get a job, oh wise one of marriage and employment?

>>9392962
Job wise, I'm good at what I do (took me a long time to admit that to myself) and I can do alright in social settings for small bursts.

Wife wise, I met her in art school seven years ago, and we were both kinda awkward. We've gotten better over time, but frankly I'm amazed she puts up with me.

If you're looking for work, I'd recommend finding something you're good at, and power through the awkward parts.

>>9393029
>I'd recommend finding something you're good at, and power through the awkward parts.
>Something you're good at

Well gee, there goes all my hopes for a job. I didn't even go to school.

Anyone here trans? i think i might be and it's kinda freaking me out.

>>9392893
Well, sort of. Your parents can still file a missing persons report for you, but there are different levels of importance that are dependent on age, mental health and a bunch of other categories which will determine how long the police spend searching for you. Generally speaking, if you're 18 and don't have any major mental illnesses you'll get maybe three days of police looking for you, and even if they find you if you say you don't want to go home they'll just close the case.

>>9393063
Minneapolis transit is hiring according to the bus I just got on.

>>9393130
I don't even live in burgerland sadly. I live in a little country town where you can only get a job from friends and I have no friends because I don't have a job.

>>9393138
I'd suggest moving. I did it every four years or so until I settled here two ago.

How do I stop caring about people who don't care about me?

>>9393370
Cut them out of your life.

>>9393455
But that's really difficult senpai

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUC KFUCK UFKCU KFUCKC UF KCU KF U GK

>>9393491
Calm down anon. What's wrong?

>>9393491
Please tell me you didn't do the same thing I did last time I freaked out in these threads.

>>9393475
There are things in life that will be challenging. It's part of being human.

>>9393503
>>9393517
Work fucking sucks. If I don't raze the whole thing to the ground I'll have to go back
Worst of all the manager won't let me leave

>>9393520
I know
I wasn't really fully me when I did what I did
Now they see me as a monster

>>9393583
It's probably worse in your head than what it really is in reality.

Well I just cut for the first time in over a month. All down my arms as well.

Good thing it's winter weather for long sleeves.

Called my wife to apologize for yesterday. She didn't pick up.

>>9393726
I doubt that. Then again I wouldn't know.
Dammit.
>>9393917
Anon don't do that. I know it's bad but don't do that. Please. You remind me of myself a while ago, and that's the last thing I want to think about. Don't cut. It'll get better.

Thread sure is slow today. Guess people have to work to sustain their trashy selves.

>>9396015
You can be succesful and still feel like trash

>>9396015
Heck, I just got out of a meeting with a huge client, everybody was happy, and I still feel like garbage.

Wife still hasn't picked up.

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Today is a bad day
Please just don't cry

>>9398304
Can do since I can't cry

>>9398304
No promises. I don't normally cry, for months and months at a time, but when I do it's often triggered for no fucking reason and I can't even adequately explain why I'm crying.

Only about an hour left of work.

Then a bus ride.

Then maybe food.

But sleep, certainly sleep.

Anyone se got hit badly by chris cornells death?
I'm kinda sad

Also the liquido album zoomlevel is pretty comfy

Also got new seeds

Should i plant lime, oranges or lemons again?

>>9398518
Lime.

Learned about it shortly after waking up, It's too nice a day for such terrible news.

>>9398437
Day in, day out
Nothing to worry about,
Ended by sleep, restful sleep.

But it wont always be fine,
Soon you`ll be the one to whine.
Still sleep, forgiving sleep.

The days will get heavy,
Didnt ya savvy?
Need sleep, please save me sleep.

Where is my drive?
Where is my strive?
Sleep, but is it still deep?

I lost my way,
Get my out of this day
Sleep, merciful sleep.

Got no hand to lend.
Is this the end?
Sleep, finally sleep.

>>9398718
Insomnia, please release me and let me dream of making mad love to my girl on the heath. Tearing off tights with my teeth, but there's no release, no peace. I toss and turn without cease.

Like a curse, open my eyes and rise like yeast.

>>9393917
I remember the first time I cut, I cut once and was like fuck this hurts why do people do this stupid shit. 2ND time I was really really sad and distraught, so I made 1 kinda deep cut and was like fuck this hurts not doing this anymore. Was like 2.5 years ago, haven't cut since. Life still sucks thou

>>9399716
I don't understand self harm either, either kill yourself or go on with life.

>>9399759
>not cutting for shits and giggles
only reason i do it desu

>>9399809
Why not harm yourself in another way like narcotics or something?

>>9399830
i enjoy the feeling

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>>9399875
I know exactly how that possum feels.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NdjHppaX1Zs

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>>9400084
I feel like I might not want to watch this.

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>>9400124
You should it's pretty good.

Hey Par how do I kms in the most painful way possible?

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>>9400318
still hesitant

>>9394639
>Don't cut. It'll get better.
It's the first time I've cut in a long time and I'm not planning to again. Ever since I got my boyfriend I've felt much better with life in general.

>>9394170
>>9397448
Shit man, that's rough. Are you and your wife fighting right now?

>>9401962
Do I know you anon?

>>9402526
Do you? I doubt it, I only have like 5 people I talk to. Though 2 of them do come here.

[spoiler]Goldilocks?[/spoiler]

>>9402575
Spoilers don't work, and no. I don't know you. Sorry anon. Thought you were someone else I could help. But still, don't cut.

>>9402631
I'll try anon. I won't lie I like the feeling but I do hate the scars which is what stops me from doing it most of the time.

How's your day?

>>9402663
Could be better. I'm one of those fags who actually listen to the shittymemehoroscope and it basically said don't talk to anyone with bad blood relationships until it cools over on the weekend, and I'd be tempted to do the exact opposite. I was tempted. Now I'm just waiting for the weekend.

>>9401882
What a adorable creature. How are these things so cute.

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>>9402838
Cute? M-me?

>>9402729
I've never really looked at horoscopes, they seem kinda cool though. What do you use to find your one?

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a box of bright smiles

>>9403220
Horoscope.com

>>9403395
Well fuck, I got a bad one I think.

You and a current or potential partner may disagree on whether to spend some time together alone or go out with friends, Pisces. If you've both had a rough day, you're likely to be rather tense and apt to snap at each other. A compromise may be the best answer. Spend an hour or two with your friends and then come home and relax. That way, everyone's happy.

>>9403451
I wouldn't call that bad. More of an opportunity to fix any wrongs or avoid them in general.

Mine on the other hand

Whether or not you should make a specific expenditure could cause some tension between you and a partner, Gemini. You may think that it isn't feasible now, while your friend is determined to go for it. This isn't the day to try to reach an agreement in this matter. Neither of you is likely to give in. Wait a couple days until you're both a bit less tense.

>>9403485
So do these update everyday? If so I might as well check it even though I don't really believe in these things.

>>9403517
They stay relatively the same for [X] amount of days. Usually a week cause its basically telling you how your week will be like for that time.

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>>9402979
So cute I read a entire Wikipedia article and must say the opossum is a cute and interesting animal, and from now I think whenever I can use a call sign in games I will be now known as Possum.

>>9401962
Nah, we've never actually been in a fight in our seven plus years.

I was just a dick for not talking through why I was so depressed yesterday. I probably shouldn't have come home and gotten straight into bed at 7pm without saying anything.

We got dinner, things are better now.

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>>9404666
That's good to hear.

>>9405552
There are still some... Sexual issues we're working on, but things are okay for the time being.

>>9405552
Is its toe broken? That shit looks like it would hurt.

>>9406095
>There are still some... Sexual issues we're working on, but things are okay for the time being.
Hey man, speaking from personal experience, don't let that shit fester. I nearly killed my own marriage by not opening up to my wife about sexual shit.

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Been trying to work out some. Just at home. Pic related.

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>>9406095
I wish you well in working through those. It just makes me happy to hear of situations getting better. And yeah, >>9406200 is right. Communication is to relationships what water is to plants. You need lots of it, and for everything. I also speak from experience.

>>9406121
I'm... not sure. Something's broken, but I guess it might just be the claw? Still probably painful, but he/she looks to be a good sport about it.

>>9406095
Is there just no sexual stuff happening naturally or is it something weirder?

>>9393106
A transgender guy here, wanna describe how you're feeling? The experience is different for everyone, but I can at least try and help you sort through what you're feeling and maybe explain shit.

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Two more to go.

>>9407305
The thing thinks I'm spamming when I try to post the URL. Fuckin' 4chan, how does it work?

drop-out.webcomic.ws

>>9406963
Well, I don't really know how to describe it. I got through periods where I just don't feel right, I don't know if I wish I was a woman but I do wish I was at the same time. Like I wish I was but I think about me thinking about that like I can't really tell, or something.

It's fucking confusing.

>>9393106
I don't identify as trans, but I've just not given much thought to what term I ought to use.

I'm male, but ever since I was really little it felt weird to be called a 'boy'. It seemed to serve no other purpose than to define how I ought to act and dress and be treated, and I really hated that. I got along with girls better, I think because there seemed to be a less narrow definition of what being a girl was, and because it was different. I don't want to be female, but I often resent being male--facial hair, jawline, brow, hip structure, it frequently feels forced on me in a way that just pisses me off. My personality seems to be pretty androgynous and I get mistaken for being female a lot online. It all seems to vary a lot, too, with my moods and so on.

My head's not really straight right now so it's not a definitive description, but reading back I guess I can't really claim to be cisgendered if I'm saying things like that.

>>9407305
Both to 100 pages and an empty bag.

This comic really did capture the interesting aesthetic of an emotionally heavy car trip.

>>9407889
Huh, I guess thinking about it I personally would be about the same. I never thought of myself as not cis but I do shy away from being regarded as a male.

Shaved body, long hair, the type of clothes I wear, the way I act and even my friends. They all kinda cement that idea...

Great now I'm actually thinking about this.

>>9407462
Well... trans, at the core, is a sense of disconnect from the gender you were assigned, a sense of discomfort. It may or may not be physical discomfort, but most people have it.
From what I can tell it sounds like you aren't cisgendered. Can't say for sure if you're a trans-female or agender or what - that's your journey, not something I decide.
>>9408019
Suppose you can alter yourself, no restrictions. Plastic surgery, HRT, whatever. What would you want the ideal you to be?

>>9408111
>What would you want the ideal you to be?
The ideal me, that's an odd one.

I guess it wouldn't be female but it wouldn't be male. I'm not sure really. You seem like you know what you're talking about, do you know any websites for this kind of stuff?

>>9407326
I don't have anything to add but man this is a ride

hey possums. any of your parents split up? mine have been having a rough patch and I just found out that their marriage is done for. how long after knowing that its truely over does it stop being more than a fact of life?

>>9409072
Well my dad ran away when I was one, it still hurts.

>>9398693
Lime it is then

I'll make some mojitos when they're grown

Where is strayabro

>>9409285
>strayabro
That's me I believe. How are you doing?

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>>9409072
My Dad fucked off with another woman a week before he was supposed to get married to my Mum.
Apparantley he's cheated on 3 other women and left 5 kids behind (myself included).
My Mum had a nervous breakdown and tried to off herself when she found out about the affairs, rendering her unfit to look after me. I was about 3 at the time and had to live with my Grandma for 2 years until Mum got better.
She still has nightmares about him and the cow he ran away with. I've tried to convince her that the past is in the past, but her messed up mind refuses to let go.

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>>9409301
Pretty okay i guess
Arm is healing fine for now, i'll be scarred forever though

How about you?

I didn't used to be like this, but ever since she raped me it wont. fucking. stop.

I'm shit. I'm worthless. I'm stupid and ugly. I'm disgustingly fat and dangerously skinny at the same goddamn time. Every fucking possible negative thing someone could say about me is fucking true, all the time, and every fucking day it gets worse. When people try to tell me any of it's not true, I lash out at them.

What the fuck do I have to do to fix myself?

>>9409742
Can't complain, basically the same as always except less cutting.

I've got a fair few scars but I bet yours is gnarly. Try to say it was something cool to people.

Fucking hell, I shouldn't be this high. I haven't smoked in like a month, and I don't hate myself for once.

this fucking town is so boring yall

>>9410211
Same here guy.

>>9409072
My dad's an used to be an abusive fuck because his dad died when he was barely 8 years old. Luckily things are slowly getting better in our situation so he's not only toned it down. (He's still a piece of shit.) But he still does shit to piss me off.

>>9409762
Nuh don't cut yourself

My go to story is bear attack and that i killed and skinned it
With my bear hands

>>9409759
I'd hug you if i could because i know that exact feeling

Start getting fit, it helps

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Roadtripping, saw 4 dead possums yesterday.
Got a flat tire, I'd fix it myself, but it's damaged in a way I can't fix.
Currently stuck in a podunk southern town, wew.

>>9411109
I hope the opposums and your tire get better.

>>9408330
Not that I remember off the top of my head, but I'll go look and see if I can find some good websites for you. Tumblr does talk about that stuff a lot, but it's Tumblr so I would suggest just completely disregarding them until you already know what you're talking about, since a fair amount of what they say is bullshit.
Anon, you sound agender to me, honestly. Maybe look into that and see if that sounds like you.

Ha ha

>>9406474
My drive is a lot higher, but it's kind of tapered off in the last two years. Her drive is non-existent. Tried an open relationship for a bit, but we both agreed it was too weird.

Lots of weird stuff I want to try, but I don't really want to push it on her.

Morning my friendos.

>>9410941
Before that I'd gone a month without cutting, which is like my best record ever.

>>9412602
Shit, that sounds pretty bad. I'm in a long distance thing and we both seem to have really over the top sexual things. Hopefully you guys can work it out.

>>9412879
Honestly it's kind of just fizzled at this point. Neither of us really care enough about it to push it.

It's been so many years that it's just become normal.

>>9412602
Has her sex drive always been that low?

>>9414658
Why are you so afraid of death anon? Everything dies, it's natural. Why make it such a big deal? Why be afraid of something everybody has to do? Just put on a smile and let time pass.

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I'm going to bed now, love you all.

>>9413786
Yep, for all seven years I've known her.

http://www.strawpoll.me/13001112

A new one.

let it die get real friends

>>9417523
no u

>>9417219
>8 Vigins
>0 Non-Virgins

I guess we should all be gentle at the group orgy.

>>9417593
When and where my friend, *Sigh* when and where...

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>>9417593
no i'm saving my stiffness for only the most worthy

>>9417593
An orgy of depressed manchildren would be a theraputic and vigorous experience for us as a family.
On the real, where in the world is the most likely location for any kind of /opossum/ meetup? Not saying it's a necessity, but if we get a large enough following and/or the internet breaks, we should organise a designated location to continue our discussions of whinery and implied butt-stuff.

>>9418228
I'm going to bring my gun so I can put all of us out of our misery

>>9418530
B-but I don't want to die

>>9418576
It's better this way.

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>>9418530
Are we planning an beta breakdown? Count me in.

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>>9418625
yes lets

>>9418585
i just wanted to drink, chat, and play vidya. why does every meetup have to turn into a suicide pact with you people

>>9418674
Because the gift of life is a curse that pains me every single day.

>>9418530
That doesn't answer my question, jeez.

>>9418228
Australia because I don't have plane money.

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>>9418674
Dying is scary. You just end up alone, shrouded in darkness. We've already been alone for so long. If there's one opportunity to fall into the void together, hand in hand with people that love you, why deny it?

>>9418674
I am literally unable to feel pleasure of any kind.

>>9418674
I would like those same things, just after I want to go a suicide pact.

>>9418786
that's because you haven't met me yet ;)

>>9418738
this
come here please guys

>>9419053
I'm serious though, it sucks.

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I just lurk but I'm gonna bump because lurking these threads makes me less alone.
I love you guys and I wish you all the best or some shit.

>>9422137
Thanks for the bump, I would've but whenever I decide to touch my laptop my puppy decides it's a good time to sit on the keyboard. I think she's asleep now though.

>>9417593
For the record, y'all aren't really missing much as far as sex goes. I mean, I'm married and I still fap because fantasy is still awesome and sex is just another way to get off, I wouldn't be worse for wear without it.

>>9422727
What if my main fetish involves other people beating me up?

>>9422782
Idk go get in fights then shit man

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I don't know what it is, but I love sleeping in the same room as people. Hostels, shared hotel rooms, sleeping on couches after parties, whatever. Like I sleep so well that I can't even describe it.

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How is everyone doing this lovely friday night?

>>9425810
I got a 2 hours nap in before being woken up for dinner. I just want to sleep ;__;

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>>9425827
Sleep is good, but waking up to some dinner is always pretty nice. Always good to maintain a good eating routine. Sleep can always come a little later. Hope you get some great restful sleep soon, anon.

>>9425942
True. At least it's a nice dinner and I've got some beer. Plus it's raining which is comfy.

How's your night going?

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>>9426021
Eh, boyfriend wanted to break up, mostly due to oncoming work and such things. And I went with it. So a bit bummed, but oh well. Can't force people to stay with you.

Guess all I can do is get drunk n look at porn.

>>9426125
Fuck man, ouch. I've never been through a break up and I'm still with my boyfriend but I can only imagine it's pretty shitty.

Sounds like the right way to deal with a breakup though, enjoy the porn.

someone give me a link to the discord please

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>>9426195
Yeah, definitly the best break up I've had, as odd as that sounds. And he did help me confirm my bisexuality, so there's that at least.

Oh well.

>>9425810
Spent an entire day drinking, smoking, and being trash. Was actually pretty comfy.

give me a fugging link to the discord

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>>9426637
Nice, sounds like a good relaxing day, friend-o
>>9426275
>>9426664
Sorry friend, I don't have any of the discord info.

i'm ANGRY
ANGRY about the lack of DISCORD LINKS

>>9427001
No one here has is in it, just wait a few hours and someone will post it for you.

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>>9426275
>>9426664
>>9427001
https://discord.gg/58J73kD

>>9427013
thank you friend
also i'm sorry about shitting up the thread

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>>9427033
No problem, comrade

All my friends aren't online, my boyfriend's not responding to me and any family I like is out of town. I think I'm freaking the fuck out and I've got no one to go cry on.

>>9427071
We can cry together

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>>9427095
What are you crying about anon? Is it whaling? Whaling sometimes makes me sad.

>>9427116
Nah, I'm crying about being an asocial asshole who ruins things. Whaling sucks too though.

>>9427152
Yeah, hopefully one day when we're all finally dead we'll be able to have healthy human contact and live in harmony with whales. Both of those would be pretty great.

>>9427161
When we're dead, like in whale heaven?

>>9427181
Yeah. Except real whales and no landwhales.

I wish I was religious.

>>9427192
Eh, I can't really imagine myself as a religious person, but sometimes I like to pretend that I am and pray even though I don't believe in anything.

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>>9427216
>>9427192

Personally I've never been able to muster up the feeling to be devout. Like if I were religious, I feel like I should really BELIEVE something, you know? But I've always been pretty meh about it my whole life.
It's kindof a shame, because you get a real sense of community even if you pay lip service, and churches are pretty.

At best I can manage "well I sortof hope something's going on out there, that'd be nice, but I'm not going to change my behavior for it"

Notice me daddy

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>>9427666
Yes, son?

>>9427505
Churches are alright. Free coffee, rolling paper and a complimentary flock of stone dead eyes reminding you that you're going to burn for eternity for liking men and getting high is a somewhat fulfilling experience if you've nothing better to do on a sunday.

>>9427834
True dat. I could just never muster up the energy to fake it for longer than a few minutes at a time.
I remember I used to go to Sunday School as a kid, and then to the sermon. There was a bus that came around and picked all the kids up, and then it would take us home after the sermon. The bigger churches, the ones with a Sunday School, often tend to have a library, and that was always fun. That's how I read all the Narnia books. I'd check them out of the library and then read them during the sermon. Good times.

But I was never really devout or able to hold interest in the sermons or anything, and eventually I decided I liked to sleep in more, so I stopped going. I just stopped answering the door when the bus would come over and they'd knock.

And one day they just stopped coming.

>>9427927
Sounds pretty chill, Narnia was a good series.
I only started going to church when I found out they handed out free bibles. I took one, stayed for a drink, then went home and used the paper to roll a joint. Never sat through a service in my life.
I used about half the book in a year, and lost it when I moved house. Already read the bible online so it had no practical use to me.
I've declared myself drug free, so there's no need to seek out my old one or go to church and ask for a new one.

heh

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>Haha

>tfw you just want to be lazy trash but the day requires you to give effort anyways

>>9429315
Did I just violate the NAP?

hoho

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>>9430383
I haven't had any fo those in a long time.

>>9431150
Me neither

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>>9400318
This is just gore

>>9435487
And it's the fate of every single one of you.

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>>9435701
Not with a skunk stomping device, silly anon.

I rewatched Cat Soup yesterday, probably the best movie I know.

>>9434948
Kek

Sad married anon here. Things are okay. Been drinking more today that usual.

Horny and sad. Maybe I'll get dairy queen.

>>9438139
Never heard of Dairy Queen but from what I can tell it's Ice Cream? Do they make mint flavor? Because if so mint's always the best.

>>9438690
Yeah, it's cheap low quality ice cream with stuff mixed in.

I've often wondered what it would be like to get super fat.

>>9438910
its not fun

>>9438978
Yeah, it wouldn't be a good thing. It's just weird to think that I could physically be twice or thrice as wide as I am now.

i got my first ever job but i still hate myself wtf

>>9440632
Doing what?

>>9440760
just doing stock and shit at a liquor store a few days a week

>>9440782
Better than nothing I suppose.

What would you like to be doing?

>>9441219
sleeping

>>9441243
You can come sleep in my bed. :(

>>9441342
does it have lots of blankets and an extra pillow i can hold

>>9441484
Several! And lots of cozy blankets, including a nice knit one my great grandmother made.

>>9440632
Trust me, you hate the job but as soon as you lose it you'll miss it. Speaking of which time for me to apply to every bushiness in town and not get a single interview again. Haha.

I just want money to visit my bf.

1.c4

How is everyone's Saturday night?
>>9441617
I hope you get that money anon. And I hope that your relationship goes very well

>>9441959
It's okay. Lying here in bed by myself. Had a few beers. Wife is downstairs playing Playstation. I'm kinda lonely.

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Does anyone else start sweating a lot when they drink, even if they only have a few sips?

>>9442041
I know that lonely feeling. Man, I really need to stop long distance relationships. Also wish I could drink, but I gotta catch a flight to go back home and work.

>>9441959
I've been kicked out of the local Woolworths for accidentally calling a downy a retard. I didn't even notice he was but when he rammed a trolley into me it's the first thing I said.

Fucker's an employee it turns out.

>>9442103
Out of curiosity how long have your LDR's lasted? I've been in one since January with someone who was a friend first and it's going great... Even if he does live literally on the complete other side of the world.

>>9443243
Damn, that must have been awkward. Gotta watch dem words anon. Just bottle it up, and let the salt leak out online.
>>9443287
Well, first one was friend and then date, but that one lasted maybe a year-ish. That ended when I found out she was just stringing me along, for no gain at all, just, kept the dead thing going on.

The one I just got out of was a lot more, well, assured, comforting, and real. It lasted a good seven or eight months I guess, First we were friends. Just got done visiting him, but he opted to break it off, For, well, no real reason, but I can say it was probably work and career related. He wanted me to keep some of the stuff I got for us for well, kinky times.

But short answer I'd say 6-ish time frame, and he was across country. Sorry to take your simple question and make it in to an expository answer.

Man I wish I had some vodka.

>>9443516
I don't have any vodka, but I've got some shitty energy drinks I'd share.

Hopefully you find someone man, I've personally got a fair bit of hope for my relationship because we're both in the same situations and get along so well. He's my first real boyfriend as well, I kinda dated a guy in highschool but it was weird and he was never actually a fag.

>>9443662
Eh, guess I'll drown my sorrows in a TV dinner and some easy mac and lots of green tea.

At least this one was good, and well, healthy. Just gotta get over the initial hurdle and probably go back to my routine of work, exercise, drink, game and repeat.

>>9443849
>easy mac and lots of green tea.
Ew, at least my "Mr. Bootleg's Sour Tonic Energy Drink by V" isn't green tea. Wish it was a Hot Chocolate though.

Also I've never been able to stand things that are too cheesy, I might make some microwave meat pies for dinner.

>>9443888
I'm one of those fags that loves brewed teas and coffee and other bitter things.
And eh, easy mac is easy mac. Learned to love it on deployment.

>>9443943
I like coffee, just hate teas. Also those hipsters who go on about how tea is the only acceptable hot drink need a good punch.

I know nothing about deployment though, what was it like?

>>9441959
Smoking, drinking, D&D, currently laying on a bed with no sheets or pillowcases getting comfy.

8/10 day feels alright wish I had a reason to be up later though.

>>9443994
8 months in a metal block and floating around the ocean, not touching land for 45 days at a time, non stop, work, eat, watch, and sleeping most times for only 4 or 5 hours a day, sometimes less. Sometimes you miss the one hour of meal time due to well, whatever have you, or you'll just get sick and tired of seeing the same tasteless piece of crap the cooks didn't bother to do properly.

Also get to see A LOT of relationships fall apart and get wrecked. Divorces, break ups, Goodbye John letters/emails or people finding out their spouse is cheating or vice versa.

It is well... Quite an experience.

>>9444074
Sounds like a good day. Well, there is always smut and jerking off.

Fucking shit i can sleep

Haha

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>>9443243
Did he ram the trolley into you on purpose?
What a retard.

>>9446832
I think he just lost control, as soon as it hit me I just said "Watch we're you're going retard" instinctively. He ran off and then the manage asked me to buy the items I had with me now and leave the store.

I considered shoplifting but I'm not that petty.

>>9446957
What a cuck. Swipe the closest thing to the front door next time you walk by.

Nighty night my babies.

>>9442077
Alcohol is more or less a poison to our bodies, it takes a lot to kill us with it but if we drink it and don't die we get cool side effects like felling drunk. Some people can't process alcohol as well and have side effects from trying to process a poison, it can be genetically related too as seen in Asian populations called "Asian glow."

>>9444171

>Also get to see A LOT of relationships fall apart and get wrecked. Divorces, break ups, Goodbye John letters/emails or people finding out their spouse is cheating or vice versa.


That was probably the only thing that kept my brother going he said. I was watching his pets for him during his deployment so that was the only thing he had to worry about. So he just watch from the sidelines while people who got married 2 days before deployment to some base rat that everyone told him not to marry ruined his money.

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i want to fuck a cat

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why are you people here instead of /r9k/?

>>9450503
furry porn

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>>9450503
who would ever want to post on /r9k/

>>9450655
I would.

>>9450503
Because we aren't here to complain about tfw no gf. it's barely even about whining about non r9k problems.

>>9450503

/r9k/ is for "boohoo sally won't like me cause I have a neckbeard and like mlp"

/trash/ is for "well I have been picking up parking lot butts again to smoke, should I find a phone book or bible to rip the pages from to make homemade cigs?"

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>>9450503
Because /r9k/ is a screeching hellhole filled with children who don't know what real problems are.

Meanwhile we are cool and chill, and keep each other chill, and so it's nice, like a support group you don't have to leave the house for.
This is like fucking therapy for me. Possums make me feel better about my own shitty life, like I can go out in the real world that's not 4chan and face the day.

I love you guys.

>>9450767
qt drawing

how do i kms

>>9450841
i heard if you lead a healthy lifestyle and enjoy life it'll kill you relatively painlessly in about 50-60 years

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>>9450503
/trash/ is comfier. /r9k/ is full of whiners and easily triggered babbies. They complain about fembots and attention whores, and then turn 180 and give those same people overwhelming amounts of attention for posts that took comparatively little effort.

This place also tends to put a more positive spin on its sense of nihilism. /r9k/ gave up a long time ago.

>>9450928
fine ill borrow my neighbors gun

>>9450238
please don't fuck a cat

Man, I'm sleepy this morning. After my D&D game I think I'll spend the day sleeping. What about other people?

>>9450928
The few months leading up to a natural death are far from painless.

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>>9451356
well duh

but look at this qt

>>9450718
But both of those are equally stupid, and the second one sounds unnecessarily edgy.

>>9450767
This sounds exactly like something someone from /r9k/ would say when asked about not being on another board.

>>9451006
Only acceptable answer.

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>>9451715
> This sounds exactly like something someone from /r9k/ would say
I said exactly what >>9451006 said, just in a more bipolar manner.
Actually, so did >>9450718, just in a more flippant and personal way.
But you can think whatever you want, dude.

>>9451381
It's rainy out so I'm flipping between twitch screams and nodding off in my chair. It's a good day for sleeping here, too.

I hope everyone's having a nice day today, and if you're not, I hope it gets better.

>>9452444
You and the other were talking as if you were "above" /r9k/ posters, which a majority of posters there also act, as opposed to 006 saying he prefers the setting.

I started smoking a year ago.

It escalated really quickly, from one pack a week to one pack a day.

How do I stop? I really enjoy it and I don't really want to stop, all my friends smoke too so it's going to be really hard to stop. I just don't want to die or get erectile dysfunction.

>>9452912
If you don't want to then there's really no way to stop it. A lot of it's about willpower.

The good news is it'll probably be a long time before you start to get failing health for it.
The bad news is cigs can be pretty expensive at the rate you're going.

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Fuck anxiety

>>9452912
Have solace that in your lifetime the negative effects of smoking will likely be reversible
But note you smell like shit to anybody who doesn't smoke and kissing you is like kissing an ashtray.

>>9452912
Vape? All memery aside it is a lot better for you than smoking

>>9454202

Amen. Hope you are doing ok besides that.

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I have everything I want yet still I feel cold and empty.

Sad married anon from earlier.

Too rainy to do any outside work today. Wife is upstairs doing something. Thinking I might have some more coffee or a strong bloody mary or something.

Stressing out about work this week.

>>9456263
I'll have a bloody mary if you're offering. Rain's nice though at least, looks pretty.

>>9458950
Yeah, but it keeps me from getting anything done outside.

I've had a few bloody marys, you could certainly have one and then cuddle on the couch.

>>9459283
Cuddles are the best thing in the world, I'd chop off my left limbs and kill a kitten if it meant I could cuddle someone everyday.

For now I've got nothing but cheap rum, milk, pineapple juice and lemonade. Anyone know something I can make out of that?

>>9459361
Mix the rum and pineapple and lemonade and drink it.

Cuddling is pretty amazing.

>>9459716
I ended up doing that, I drank half and had to throw it away. I'm now violently throwing up, so good times. I ate a bit too much today anyway.

>>9459716

Next time ditch the lemonade. Wayy too sweet.

Rim and pineapple juice is the tits tho.

Fingers crossed possums. After being out of work since Feb a recruiter called me on Friday to schedule an interview for tomorrow.

>>9459985
Ha, I've been out of week since November and failed all my interviews. Beat that faggot. Haha.

;__;

>>9460084

I am sorry bro. I got hope for you tho

WElp, one too many.

I should probably go to sleep, gotta client meeting tomorrow bright and early.

Although I'm in the creative field, so they half expect weird people to talk to them.

>>9456263
Rain and coffee go together really well. Once I just went on an aimless walk for three miles in the rain with an umbrella in one hand and a cup of coffee in the other.

>>9460506
That's always a good time.

I kinda just wonder where life goes from here. I've got all the basic stuff taken care of, but life still feels a bit hollow.

im slowly but inevitably losing enjoyment in all of my hobbies and i cant muster up the motivation to do anything meaningful with my life, if such a thing is even possible. what do?

also its not a good sign that im seeking therapy from 4chan of all places

>>9461047
Not a psychiatrist, but sounds like depression. I don't know your situation but here's a few questions you could ask yourself:
-Am I getting enough sleep?
-Am I eating healthy?
-Am I getting enough exercise?
-Am I socializing enough?
-Is there anything that's really stressing me out (e.g. money or relationship issues)?
You may want to seek counseling if that is an option.

guys did you know theres whipped cream vodka and it tastes GOOD with EVERYTHING

>>9462187
What? Really? Holy shit what's it called?

>>9462187
Sugary flavored alcohol tastes like hangovers and binge drinking. Be wary around them.

>>9462223
its just smirnoff
>>9462247
ok MOM

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>looks to the left
>looks to the right
>Sighs, looks down and kicks dirt
So uh any you guys like anime? My computers down so I watched this movie called pandemic. It was fucking garbage. Happy Victoria day. I thought Zootopia was a great movie I guess.

>>9462574
Anime sucks, pandemic isn't great and I like Zootopia. What the hell's with the roleplay shit though?

>>9462187
WHAT

SCIENCE HAS GONE TOO FAR

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someone cheer me up i'm unhappy and drinking

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>>9463274
I took my puppy for a walk and then gave her a bath. She didn't like the bath but enjoyed rolling in the dirt after it.

Pic related is my old and young puppers.

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>>9463410

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>>9463687
Heh, I once made a sparkler bomb and set a kids backyard on fire because he kicked me at school.

God damn, was I a little shit.

>>9459361
Don't kill a kitten. Cuddle the kitten.

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>>9459361
Cuddling is best with two arms. If you chop your left arm off youre not as good at cuddling.

>>9467048
I wouldn't know. I've never had cuddles.

id cuddle a dick

>>9467081
How about we cuddle and let the dick go somewhere else bby?

Hehe

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>>9463720
Somehow I went this far in life without knowing about sparkler bombs, and now I feel compelled to make one.

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I'ma bump again
Sorry I just bump with shitty pictures and don't say anything I try to respond to people with advice or opinions and I just sit with the post box open for like 20 minutes.
I'm fucking retarded or something haha

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>>9472313

>>9472688
I keep forgetting that like half of 4chan browses from a mobile device now.

>>9472731
This way i dont have to get out of bed

I keep hearing this sound in my head where my mom is screaming and crying over 911 about how I'm dead and it won't stop playing over and over again. I want to scream to the top of my lungs.

i want to cry because no one is sincere or cares. and i want to drink because i don't know what to do. i'm too exhausted or unable to do either of these things.

the unhappiness just got replaced by rage i want to buy a gun and shoot everyone i know. fucking kill me.

im going to a furry convention this week
what do

>>9474946
Have fun, buy merch, make friends?
>>9473513
>>9473814
>>9474133
You guys (or is it just one guy?) wanna talk about it?

What's the best way to cut myself off from a group without hurting everyone

>>9475040
There isn't really one. No matter what you do people will feel horrible and guilty. The best possible thing to do is talk to them and explain why you're leaving that group and then do it. At least that way they won't guilt and wonder over what they did wrong and why you left.

Where do you get the courage to enter a sex shop

>>9475122
The liquor store.

>>9475096
but i made the group me leaving would either break it apart or double the workload for the other people
>>9475122
you dont you either have to do it yourself or get a friend you trust to

>>9475137
And that will happen no matter how you cut yourself off. You either leave for your own happiness or stick it out for theirs.

>>9475122
Just buy stuff online.

>>9474946
Step 1: Get possum fursuit
Step 2: Hide in dumpster to avoid interaction with other people
Step 3: If anyone finds you, play dead
Step 4: Wait until convention ends and go home
Step 5: ???
Should end up with profit sooner or later

New
>>9477198
>>9477198
>>9477198