Oficial pony thread! slow edition. see another, direct them here.

i came on my horse wife

DICKS EVERYWHERE

Check them

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>>9387686
Trying, it's difficult with how It feels.

>>9387700
So do I, not suspicious, but... I dunno, I feel they're jumping to conclusions on things maybe.

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>>9387745
I think you clicked on the wrong thread.
here you go. >>9348362

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>>9387783
understandable.
I doubt it'll happen, but if you need anything from me, don't hesitate to ask.

>>9387812
the mad man. he actually did it.

>>9387779
rose threads are no awoo zones.
unless you're a specific poster who has permission. but you are not he.

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>>9387799
No, I tell /b/read I came on my horse wife
This was also the second time ever that I've jacked off with my left hand
the first being yesterday

AWOOO

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>>9387898
I'm going to need some form of identification, sir.

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>>9387898

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>>9387841
Thanks Rosey~

>>9387924
how's it going anyway Interrogator?

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>Lose contact with a friend cause he got his cutie mark
>Understandably upset about this but decides to blame cutie marks anyway because raisins
>Grow up resenting cutie marks in general
>But you got your cutie mark eventually anyway, so this resent is rendered moot
>Still bitter over losing contact with one pony because you have no other story trait
>Decide to go straight up 1984 on some ponies again for no real raisin
>Use magic to take away cutie marks and promote equality
>Still declare yourself town leader and keep your mark making you a massive hypocrite
>When finally stood up to your lose your shit and start fucking around with time travel
>See the literal end of the world due to your fucking about but you STILL consider doing it anyway until talked out of it, once again, for no raisin
>Something, something power of friendship
>Whenever this is brought up it's "lol I was evuls"

Why couldn't she have been working for someone? Or brainwashed, or lied to? Or hell, the "Staff of Sameness" could've just been an actual mystical item that took over her mind or whatever.

I finally catch up to MLP only to be introduced to the shittiest written villain ever.

>>9387921
Probably not the person which he had in mind

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>>9387956
Well four people missed work today and my stomach has felt kind of crudy all day. I got to run the other easy machine though at least and we didn't get hit by any tornadoes so another plus.

>>9388004
Tbh senpai this is why people have stopped watching the show.
Makes me baka.

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>>9388004
>>9388043
FGSFDS

>>9387898
Sir, do you have an idea how fast you were memeing?

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>>9388004
At least they demonstrated that communism is evil
but yeah, worst horse.

>>9388031
Are tornados a threat where you live?

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>>9388014
I'll let you off with a warning.
just don't let me catch you howling again.

>>9388092
It's a shame, cause when I got up to the time travel business, I thought it was going to show like, she was brainwashed or bent on world domination, hell, SOMETHING other than "cutie marks are bad because fuck you"

And then the season she was Twilight's assistant it's like "so we're just gonna ignore that?"

And when they do bring it up it's like "lel remember when you caused the apocalypse?" I get it's a kid show, but fucking hell, this was shoehorned. A lot of people bitch about Discord but at least he had motivation for his evil as in "Fuck you, I'm a Chaos God I can do what I want"

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Will Twist ever be relevant again?

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>>9388092
Yes, you go out on your porch with some beer to watch and see if any drop near by.

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>>9388301
nope.
she won't be tainted any further.

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>>9388323
Sounds like fun :3

Where is Lora

i am return

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>>9388808
You are also welcome

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>>9388808
So hows not masturbating?

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>>9388841
is he no-fap?
does he have supernatural powers yet?

>>9388872
accidentally mixed painkillers and booze
got too drunk and fapped too hard
blisters on dick
it's better now
then i fractured my spine and now i'm physically unable to fap until that heals

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>>9388912
wow.
you're fun. how did you fracture your spine?

>>9388950
fapped too hard

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>>9388912
How much do you weigh and why do you only seem to post at this time?

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>>9388987
holy fuck.
you go hard as a motherfucker.

>>9389009
175 and 5'7" but I was 200 in march, i'm working on it but i still got like 30 more to lose

because i work odd hours and all of the people i talk to in real life go to bed at this point so i have nobody to talk with or play video games with, which is the only thing (outside of work and booze/masturbation/4chan) that my life consists of

i usually post between 8pm and 4am my time, and i'm on oregon

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Rose should meet the crippled lonely only.

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no thanks.

>>9389138
who is rose and why and where are they

oregon is a big place

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>>9389285
Rose lives in Idaho and does like to put their name on.

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>>9389060

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>>9389495
good thing I'm a lucky person.

>>9389333
(checked)
captcha: speed thomas

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Rose is best Idahoan.

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>>9389566
Kek.
What's up Rosey?

>>9389585
No contest

>>9389333
wtf man idaho is so far away
people don't live on that side of the mountains here

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>>9389709

Kek, I'm going to be moving to that side of the mountains in the summer.

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>>9389686
not much. just practicing.

>>9389709
only the dead and their masters live over here.

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>>9389737
Have you met rose next or be willing to?

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>>9389744
sketching?

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>>9389846
nah. bass. you can just shut your brain off and do finger exercises.

I should draw tomorrow though.
what are you up to, babe?

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Good night bread, sorry for not posting that much today

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>>9389871
resisting the urge to sleep for an hour.

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>>9389892
nanas

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>>9389892
Night Pasta

>>9389744
but what are the prices of houses and land like

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>>9389892
It's fin good night

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>>9389911

>Interrogator did not meet his end during the tornado

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>>9389926
As long as you do not mind me moving around too much.

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>>9389912
>>9389920
See ya later

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>>9389768

I'm not moving to Idaho, just really close to Idaho (Pullman, WA). Haven't met Rose IRL. Might be down for chilling with him if he's in the area ever.

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>>9389892
there's always tomorrow.
sleep well, sir.

>>9389906
right.
good luck.
I might duck out soon desu.

>>9389918
too damn high, but it's like that everywhere. up here where I'm at you can get 8 acres for 160k about.

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>decide to have some spaghettios
>open can
>wtf is that shit
>look at can
>realize I bought spaghettios with meatballs
Time to have a new experience

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>>9389939
I tend to move around too..
Okay good night for real

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>>9389975
Rest well.

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>>9389955
you're going to WSU?
my brother goes to school just over the border at UofI.

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>>9389962
have a good one when you do go

>>9390034

Yep! Going there for my PhD. Gonna take like... 3-4 years.

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>>9390132
How old are you ruby and what are you getting your PhD in?

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why did the stadium get hot after the game?

cause all the fans left.

>>9390132
good luck.

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Has anyone else noticed how much longer bread lasts it seems like it can go a month or more with no mold.

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>>9390174

I am 25 years old, and I am going to be pursuing a PhD in Computer Science.

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>>9390207
How are you doing this fine evening darwin?

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>>9390218
I am glad because you survived the PERILOUS tornadoes.

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>>9390226
Yea we ended up not getting any luckily.

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>>9390288
See? I told you that I am not that lucky.

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>>9390297
Why do you wish for me to perish?

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>>9390332
Okay, maybe I do not want that.

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>>9390355

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>>9390374
You are just trying to get me to say it.

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>>9390389
I'm not trying to get you to say anything, except when I ask you questions.

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>>9390399
How disappointing.

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I wish for Interrogator to live a very long life with lots of video games and cuddling with cuties.

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>>9390412
>but I wanted you to be trying to manipulate me into saying things

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>>9390419

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>>9390461
What? No, for you it must be, since I hardly answer anything.

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>>9390475

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>>9390492

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There's only one tumbler Nanachi

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>>9390554
this is good, yes?

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>>9390566
No it was done in tumbler style and looked dumb.

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>>9390589
Well, I mean, the place is named after cancer.
You can't expect much from it

Why not draw your own?

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>>9390623
Why don't you draw me some? I aslo have no idea how to get started drawing.

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>>9390660
Your anomie and discourtesy should not be rewarded.

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>>9390685

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>>9390697
Give me an idea of what you want and I might think about it. This is not a guarantee.

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>>9390703
A bun /b/read//trash/ version of "FRIDAY NIGHT MOTHERFUCKERS"

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>>9390744
Lord, grant me the patience to deal with this.

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>>9390771
I was about to query why you were not already in bed, but your Darwin, not Pasta.
You tricked me!

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>>9390787
Drat. Foiled again.

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>>9390771
>Pasta gets up tomorrow
>why am I getting all these duplicate file errors

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>>9390792
He has far too many images for this to be more than a trifle.

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>>9390791
I'm too sharp for you!

>>9390868
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-_2_cJxYYhM

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>>9390868
>I can read names

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>>9390877
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9uKIeamPi2Y

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watching the Injustice 2 cutscenes movie and it's kind of tripping me out.

What drugs do you take?

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>>9390879
buzzkill

>>9391019
Wine I've been having nightly except tonight cause I'm all out.
Anti nausea pills and ant acids, just over the counter stuff as I've not been prescribed anything yet.

I should be taking some more prescription stuff unrelated to this, but I'm not, cause I'm an idiot.

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>>9391019
It's tripping me out because of some of the voices they got.

i am closed tab on accident

>>9391045
Is it a good idea to be drinking wine?

>>9391048
I look on in amused disbelief at the man of many questions.

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>>9391056
How's it going lonely?

>>9391060
Definitely not if its my liver, but it's the only thing so far that has consistently made the pain go away.
I've only been having a glass a night to help me sleep.... a big glass, but still only 1!

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>>9391060

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>>9391070
Let us hope it is not the liver, then.

>>9391078

>>9391070
eh, everything is just kinda fucked and i need to just get away from it all but to do that i need money and i got no idea how to make money

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>>9391099
Hear hear.

How're you going yourself?

>>9391103
work a jerb, or get that sweet sweet government handout money

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>>9391155
I am decent if a bit drowsy. It was a nice day overall, and now I am watching some games and boring people with my conversational style.

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>>9391215
What in twitch chat or something?

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>>9391232
Why would I ever deign to open that abhorrent repository of emotes?

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>>9391249
>wonders why I don't give him my bun folder

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>>9391272
EXCUSES

>>9391155
but i have no skills and i can't get REAL money with handouts or working a dead end job

i HAVE been working for a while and i've done the math, to make enough to do what I want to do it would take like 20+ years of saving every dollar i can and working a job and a half

i make just under 28,000 a year after taxes, but only like 6000 of that is actually mine after expenses and while i've managed to put most of that in savings, I can't even imagine trying to put a down payment on any kind of serious loan within the next ten years and this is just a whole bunch of fucking bullshit and i am so sick of it all

how the fuck did my parents make less than me and get so much more out of life, this is bullshit

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>>9391314
So what exactly are you trying to save up for?

GIVE ME THE FOLDER

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in a foreshadowing event, my uncle might die of liver failure in the next few days I have just learned

>>9391215
You're not a bore Darwin~
which games are you watching?

>>9391314
What is it exactly that you wanna do?
I know how you feel desu senpai.

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>>9391358
>shouldn't have brought it up
whoops

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>>9391375
Some StarLeague Premier matches from SC2. Eventually I will actually get back to playing instead of learning from these, but man, am I a lazy fuck.

>>9391382
You said you would.

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>>9391402
>wants to play SC@ on some laggy mac

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>>9391426
No, no, no. This is about the folder.

>>9391355
>>9391375
i wanna put a down payment on a house but the only realization i have right now is that even if i do manage to save up enough for that there are two options
>unable to afford mortgage because it's gonna be like 1,400 a month before utilities compared to my ~980 a month with utilities
or i move somewhere else
>unable to afford mortgage because i just moved somewhere that no steady jobs are available

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>>9391464
Why not buy it and rent it?
haev a room mate or two to help pay costs?
Also yeah, don't do that until you have at least minimum 10% and even then I'd get more because fuck that noisey debt

>>9391479
It's 15-20% these days and if it's anywhere remotely desirable (can you be in a major city within an hour) then you're competing with people that are bidding cash and make ten times what you do.

roommates would help but a problem would be relying on roommates for the duration of paying back the loan, and also half the point of moving is not having roommates so doing this would improve my life very little and lock me in to my choices for 30 years, AFTER saving up for the next ten just for the goddamn downpayment

i don't want to be almost 60 by the time i'm finally able to do what i want in life, because then i'll no longer be able to do what i want because i'll be a crippled old man

>>9391618
>I'll be 60 by the time I can do what I want
Stay in shape.

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>>9391618
Your other options man are getting a tertiary education then, either a trade or a degree, otherwise you'll be stuck on the 28k a year.
You could get either in 2-4 years depending what you want to do...
What're your interests? like, in general, your hobbies and stuff?

become a career criminal

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>>9391714
Nah, Skitty will assassinate him if he encroaches on his territory.

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Well I'm going to bed see you guys tomorrow.

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>>9391839
Night Interrogator

>>9391645
If only you knew my parents. There's not a lot I can do about my body shitting the bed in my 50's.

>>9391651
I can't do regular education. I've already tried and it was a waste of money and time that I got nothing out of. I had enough trouble struggling through high school and college was more of the same. I don't really have any interests or hobbies. I watch anime and cartoons, post on 4chan, and play video games and I don't know how to make money off any of that. Outside of that I'm a Janitor. I also drink and masturbate a lot, but for the next few months I'm stuck at home and can't stay upright for more than like a hour at a time and I'm taking meds I can't mix with alcohol. My savings will reset by the time I'm better. Everything in my area for unskilled, unmotivated people like me tops out at what I'm making now.
If only I had an easier time in school. Since I was constantly trying to catch up, I never had time to take optional or do afterschool stuff find something I might like. Now I don't have access to anything of that scale that lets me explore and try new things. I really wish I could have taken classes like metal working, shop class, cooking, robotics, programming, finances, statistics, physics, and other stuff like that.

If you want me to be honest about the accident, I wasn't actually masturbating at the time I fell. I was getting out of the shower and the toilet rug slipped because it was wet, the toilet has been leaking for a couple weeks now and my lease says I'm not allowed to work on the plumbing and have to wait for the landlord to take care of it. It's funnier and also interesting to say I masturbated too hard.

I just don't know what to do, every road I look down ends in failure or more of the same.

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>>9392112
You could look at game design if you wanted, maybe push out an indie game on your own and see if you like it or not.
Or like, a board game or something.
>fix the plumbing
Are you good with your hands? If so you could do something like carpentry, plumbing, mechanic, the apprenticeships pay fuck, all, but at the end it's a decent career.

Did you sue the landlord? I mean, it sounds like that was an issue for a long while and they never did shit about it...

>>9387843
awesome awesome awesome load

post more if you have any

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is this the best way to show your appreciation?

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just wondering

>>9392112
Can't be worse than mine. Mom got Lou Gehrig's and dad got Parkinson's at 40. All the grandparents that were around got Alzheimer's in their 60s.

So I'm gonna lose control of my entire CNS by 40, and then my brain should be gone if I live a few decades after that. Maybe I should contract AIDS.

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>>9392112
Join the service.

>>9392149
I've tried game stuff and programming, I'm not deep enough thinker to do the design part. I can think of a premise that is cool to me, but turning it to something fun to play is something that has yet to be done by me. I've done a whole lot of personal projects with what little programming skills i know. i can plan everything and follow through with it all, but I don't know what makes a game fun and it takes me a really long time to plan all the systems and get them to work together. I had a couple games on steam greenlight but they both got a <10% approval rating because they were ugly and not fun. One was a tetris ripoff, one was a really bad platformer that suffer from my reliance on a bad physics engine and inability to design a level, and the last one was similar to old 10M GET flash game.
Also I have yet to spend any time working on my art skills so it's all crude drawings and geometric shapes.

i've looked into board games. I helped design und test a deck building game back in 2012, it got a lot of attention from some publishers and we were told the game was very good, but nothing came of it and everyone went their own ways. I've tried to revive it but the market is flooded and the only option is kickstarter, and in that case I would need someone to run most of that because 4chan and traditional forum is the extent of my social media experience.

I've tried my hand at music and fun to me, but the results always leave me frustrate, lyrics are beyond my reach, and i never got positive reactions from my time on ocremix and that effort was abandoned. This is also limited to digital stuff, I have tried my hand at actual instruments and my joints are too shit to get down that level of coordination. I can read music and can play a simple melody, but nothing too fast or complicated.

god i hope this is readable words are not good when sober

>>9392149
I could try some of physical labor stuff, but at the end of the day i don't give a fuck about it and can't hide that. If I dedicate the rest of my working life to something that makes me want to kill myself, there's really no point in going on with that bullshit. I see the modern rat race game of life and I choose not to play.

I don't understand anything about law or the courts and I got no money to pay someone to help or do for me. The lease says they have up to a month to fix the problem, and the problem was eventual fixed within that month. I did some googling on the law and what I found is he does have up to a month to fix it, less if it's urgent but I don't think a dripping pipe counts as urgent. If you can help me or know anything about this stuff, I'm all ears.

>>9392437
shit sucks
try to leave a beautiful corpse
most problems on this end is socially retarded

>>9392473
one of the paragraphs up there mentions that i don't wanna kill myself

i split this up into three posts for 4chan being fucker

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>>9392583
It's all readable don't worry.
You should try to kickstart that game.
just post it on whichever relevant forums you can find.

>>9392586
I know nothing on american law.
Or your situation desu

>>9392625
oh fuck are you a swede

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>>9392645
Fuck no.
Fuck that noise.

>>9392593
>I don't wanna kill myself
Join the chair force.

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I'm gunna head to bed now, have a good one /b/read

>>9392664
so you hate swedes
are you a denmark

>>9392673
maybe, i've always thought about it but the thing that drives me away is basic training is and the being squared away thing they like to do
also i don't really like military culture, a lot of family is in the navy and army and i don't like the way they describe everyone around them being and all the culture stuff

>wants above min wage
>got no skills
>isn't willing to get skills
>no to military
>presumably doesn't know anyone of significance

selling yourself or becoming a criminal are the only options

>>9392858
im not against gaining skills, i just don't know how to

where do i go to learn to use a forklift or metal lathe
what about cnc milling
or running an injeciton mold plastic machine
what about programming, i know things about programming but i'm tapped for stuff i can find on my own ability, i don't know how to do memory management or what the common practices and standards and conventions are
i would love to learn things
how do i learn how to learn things

>>9392945
Not sure about where you are, but getting forklift lessons where is pretty easy, a bunch of places offer forklift licenses. You just pay for it, do an extremely easy written test and then you do lessons over a day or two, then they give you your license. I think they're cheap, mine was free with a warehousing course I did.

Idk much about programming, but I assume there are shitloads of resources available, especially considering a lot of Uni courses/lectures/tutorials are accessible online to people who aren't even doing the course. Harvard offers a course for free called CS50, I don't know if that's at/below your level or what you're looking for.

The rest of what you said can generally be done as an apprenticeship, which means you won't be making much at first, but from what I gathered, you seemed to concerned about long term goals so that might not be too much of a big deal. I'm not sure if you can get away with just having knowledge on those things (in which case short courses might be available), that comes down to what kind of regulations/certifications your country needs.

Idk what your issue with learning is, I personally used to have problems of undermotivation, but have somewhat dealt with that.

>>9393312
I like Fringe.

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>>9393333
Checked

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>>9393336
You mean the series? I've never watched it desu
If so, would you recommend it?

also hi!

>>9393360
Hiya Moonie!!!
how's u? :3

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>>9393422
I'm alright, how about you

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>>9393422
The picture I replied to is referencing it.

Yes, I would recommend it highly.

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>>9393437
Doin' good, gonna have me a good pomegranate soon
Weather is really weird here today,suddenly windy and overcast from the last 2 weeks of being sunny most of the time

>>9393450
Yeah, didn't notice the "fringe" tag in the filename actually lol

I'll take a look into it
also, how's u?

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>>9393507
I've been better.
I'm sick and it hurts to swallow.

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>>9393532
Sorry to hear that.
I do hope it's nothing serious and that you recover soon!

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ay bread
I'm alive and sober

Reminder that MF Doom is good

>>9394027
why would you do that to yourslef

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red #40

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>>9394087
what, sobriety?
i got work in an hour, that's why

>>9394110
that doesn't stop me

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>>9394027
Ayy Smug!

how you've been?

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>>9394116
must be a neat job that you can enjoy being high at
im getting pizza now to make up for it
>>9394122
oh good
smokin, workin, vidya gamin
just got into persona 3

>>9394150
i swear officer i don't do drugs only an aolcohoal

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>>9394150
Sounds like you got it good then!
I've got graduation rehearsal tomorrow, gonna go to uni with a friend to attend that, and my actual graduation is next week!

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>>9394174
ah, im not a drinker
>>9394235
good stuff

turns out the pizza order (high me last night) got the pizza wrong and I'm a picky eater so RIP PIZZA BREAKFAST
im sad now

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I haven't seen Urshula in a while, is he doing okay?

>>9394396
who is that

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>>9394396

Haven't seen him sign into Steam at all :(

Sure he's fine though.

>>9394844
He joined bread sometime during the /trash/ migration, he doesn't post that often, though
>>9395005
Lets hope so

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>>9395121

Eh, he'll have to come back sooner or later. I have him a two week due date on his assignment!

>>9395121
ARE THERE OTHER PEOPLE LIKE THAT

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>>9395286
That joined bread during trash migration? I did
Fennik and that one applebloom poster I forgot the name of also did and they've been pretty inactive lately too
>>9395196
I suppose that's true

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So thus, we have three classes of /b/readers. Those who started in the original 4/b/ threads, those who joined in the 8/b/ threads (like myself), and those who joined on the /trash/ threads.

I dunno, I think I like the /trash/men. They're pretty chill.

>>9392808
Chair force is nothing like the navy and army. They get wifi and sit around waiting to fly or fill a plane, or they just guard the checkpoints all day.

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>>9395387

Chair Force

Of all the Services, the Air Force has the most intelligent enlisted people. This is not just theory; it's provable fact.

Take the Army. When the stuff hits the fan, the young Army private wakes up to the bellowing of his First Sergeant. He grabs his BDUs out of his foot locker, dresses, runs to the chow-hall for breakfast on the fly, then jumps in his tank. Pretty soon, the company commander, a captain, arrives, gives him a big salute, and says, "Give 'em Hell, soldier!"

Now take the Navy. When the stuff hits the fan, the young Sailor is eating breakfast in the mess. He hustles the 20 feet to his battle station, stuffing extra pastries in his pocket as he goes. There he sits, in the middle of a big, steel target, with nowhere to run, when the Captain comes on the 1MC and says, "Give 'em Hell, Sailors! I salute you!"

Now take the Marines. When the stuff hits the fan, the young Marine is kicked out of bed by his First Sergeant and puts on the muddy set of BDUs he was wearing on the field exercise he was part of three hours earlier. He gets no breakfast, but is told to feel free to chew on his boots. He runs out and forms up with his rifle. Pretty soon, his company commander, a captain, comes out, gives the Marine a sharp salute, and says, "Give 'em Hell, Marine!"

And then there's the Air Force. When the stuff hits the fan, the Airman receives a phone call at his off-base quarters. He gets up, showers,shaves, and puts on the fresh uniform he picked up from the BX cleaners the day before. He jumps in his car and cruises through the McDonalds drive-thru for an Egg McMuffin and Coca-Cola on his way into work. Once at work, he signs in on the duty roster. He proceeds to his F-15, spends 30 minutes pre-flighting it, and signs off the forms. Pretty soon the pilot, a young captain arrives, straps into the jet, and starts the engines. Our young Airman stands at attention, gives the aviator a sharp salute, and says, "Give 'em Hell, Captain!"

>>9395524
Every Airforce job I've ever heard about sounds great, except for the fellas who have to sit on the nuclear solo bases. Poor guys are nervous wrecks due to being constantly at the ready to destroy the planet.

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I must confess, when blewberry made those retarded golden loaves polls trying to pit people against each other, I thought it was very petty and ridiculous, so I manipulated them with banbuster and I thoguth people would catch on at the time but the only person who did was rose in questioning their accuracy due to one of the polls having more votes than what the community seemed to have members. iirc it was a poll blew made asking people how much they disliked a certain person so i spammed my name on it and blew had a fucking perpetual orgasm pver it for about 5 months.

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Hello?

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It's finally happened. I'm the last bread poster.

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Oh no

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>>9394396
>>9395005
A friend invited me over to his house to play games and drink, so I've been lurking again.

>>9395321
>applebloom poster I forgot the name of
CMEnoX

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>>9395701

>Poor guys are nervous wrecks due to being constantly at the ready to destroy the planet
Every day, we hope to never do any work. Sit in a chair with a gameboy, hoping to hell you don't get tapped on the shoulder. That could mean one of four things: lunch break, practice exercise, shift's over, or global thermonuclear war.

>>9395856

No, I'm still here. We may need to repopulate /b/read.

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>>9395829
Oh Skitty. I didn't make that poll. Someone else did as a joke which gave me the idea to make a nice poll. I DID however still slip in the "most repulsive poster" category which Smuglord won.

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>>9395886
>the archives don't exist

yeah they do and you made those retarded polls trying to pit others against each other on cringe subjects like who was the most cuddly and shit

only you could do something that fucking cringe

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>>9395878
Yeah, him
Sounds like you had fun

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>>9395881
hEYA ruBLEZ!

>We may need to repopulate /b/read.
You better get to breeding.

>>9395878
Heya Urshula, long time no see!

>>9395321
Good mornin!

>i've been up for 34 hours already and i have an exam today

Please god just end me now

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>>9395881
Oh, neato.

I see.

People just like to avoid my posts.

Why do you think that is Ruby?

Do my posts powerlevel too high?

Or do people just not like me?

The people loathe you, sire.

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>>9395909
How's it going?
>>9395913
That sucks

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>>9395905
I made the golden loaf awards polls, yes, but someone else made the most hated breader poll, I cant recall who though. I think it was one of the Skittyhole club offshoot's members.

And the golden loaf awards were fun. I'm going to do them again. Thanks for reminding me Skitters!

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>>9395925
Good morning Darwin

>>9395928
purdy good here!

>>9395925
>The people hold you in great esteem, my liege!

HOLY SHIT DO YOU PLAY STRONGHOLD CRUSADER?

>>9395941
Pretty sure everyone ever played stronghold
>>9395928
Yeah, it's fucked

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>>9395925
>people dislike you and think you're disgusting

Fucking what?

Why? I like to think I am NOT disgusting.

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>>9395929
this was before that retarded meme.

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>>9395948
I still play that shit. One of the best strategy games evar.

>>9395953
I dont dislike you, friend skitty!

>>9395964
I'm telling you, that wasnt me.

>>9395937
Nice to see you. What is shaking?

>>9395941
I must have at some point.

>>9395953
Show pictures of yourself so that we can ascertain that claim.

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>>9396009
after you.

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actually not really, even if you did I wouldn't because I don't really like any of yall.

WOW

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>>9396009
It was a really fun strategy/castle building game. I try to make Skitty play it but hes very wary of my suggestions ever since that whole date rape thing.

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>>9396009
Not much
I put some coconut oil in my hair and left it on overnight and now my hair feels silky smooth

>>9396031
None of us? Like, anyone at all?

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>>9396034
i mean like, if i did do that i bet there's a few people that'd just try to be all salty at me and would use it as fuel for hating on me more

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>>9396049
yep

i hate everyone, some more than others.

>>9396065
Even Nick?

>>9396036
I imagine he needs to be able to walk properly in his daily routine.

>>9396039
I have been made to understand that the smell of coconut oil is not pleasant. Then again, the guy who bemoans its fragrance has shit taste in Pokémon.

>>9396052
Yet you claim to like pissing people off.

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>>9396090
I hate them the least. It's more of an inverse hatred.

why do you ask?

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>>9396091
Note sure what that has to do with this but OK.

>>9396108
You said you hated everyone, yet you polish Nick's sword every night at least once

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>>9396126
It's time you stop talking.

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>>9396091
well he doesnt need to use his arm, maybe he can do ok without walking too.

>>9396108
when you dont love yourself you cannot love others.

>>9396120
If that is true, then why are you forgoing the opportunity to cause this ire?

dude I want a Jake suit

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>>9396141
why is my name kill

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>>9396091
Coconut oil smells good though, at least I think so

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>>9396139
can yee cease speaking like we're stuck in the fucking 1500's m'lady?

so that I can fucking understand what your austistic hunchback is trying to fucking tell me?

>>9396132
But i just started talking.

Plus, my mouth isn't occupied with NickDick, so i can talk all i want

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Okay, back from typing another 2 paragraphs of what is probably garbage.

>>9395878
Good man, you're okay. Which is for the best, since I haven't given you permission to die.

>>9395909
Breeding is my specialty!

>>9395922
Your power level is high, but not super high. You could pass for a normie if need be.

>>9396173
The result sure seems good enough. I have never had long hair. Using coconut oil at all is somewhat lost on me.

>>9396175
The diction resembles, if anything, Victorian English, which was not from the 1500s, and you are being disingenuous to avoid explaining your inconsistencies.

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>>9396173

>Coconut oil smells
Hrm...

WALNUTS
PEANUTS
PINEAPPLE SMELLS
GRAPES
MELONS
ORANGES
AND COCONUT SHELLS!

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>>9396175
When willl i be ur autistic hunchback again, Skitty?

>>9396209
I think of all the funposters here youre the most likely to reproduce to create the next generation of pony shitposters who will carry our banner into the next century with pride.

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>>9396231
hipsters believe coconut oil is the perfect superfood and will cure AIDs. Thats why all hipsters have AIDs.

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>>9396234
Nice
>>9396231
If you like coconut or coconut flavored stuff, you'll probably like the smell at least a little
It helps hair grow and helps with dry scalp, which is a pretty big problem for me
>>9396285
Oh no

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>>9396325
Maybe it is time for a haircut.

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>>9396231
What do you get out of using this particular language to communicate with others? Does it turn you on talking like some old English castle dwelling Victorian vampire?

Also wtf am I forgoing? mlady

I bet you like whipping out your long thick rockhard vocabulary in front of others because growing up you used particular obscure rare words and it makes people think "omg what does that means he's so smart" so you made a hobby to habitually brandish it everywhere the opportunity arises.

>>9396373
I EXPLAINED WHAT YOU WERE FORGOING IN THE POST

Get it the fuck together.

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>>9396373
>skity complaining about someones vocabulary using fancy words
>talks about mental gymnastics literally every day

skitty for most cuddly bread poster 2017

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>>9396382
You (((inconsistency))) doesn't fucking EXIST mlady

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>>9396370
Maybe you're right..
But I don't want to make it too short.

>>9396397
Take pics first and post it. Don't waste the good hair

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>>9396392
you keep replying to all of my posts despite none of them being for you or even remotely related to you in any way

so why do you keep doing this?

do you just want attention?

are you attention starved m8?

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>>9396424
I'm not gonna post my face here, but I may take pictures

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>not cutting your hair with the 0 on the clipper

that'ss what I do

and if I don't do that I just have hjair that looks like vegetas

>>9396394
You are LYING to me again, SKITTY.

>>9396397
Short enough to be manageable.

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>>9396394
>>9396432
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>>9396432
>>9396432
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>>9396463
No am not sure.
never made the claim that I like to piss of "everyone", just certain people in particular.

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>>9396465

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>>9396463
I suppose I can
Maybe.

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>>9396498
is this your fur suit?

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>>9396488
Nick is the exception, of course. :3

>>9396500
If you keep it long, you can always use the troll hair style.

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>>9396518

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>>9396531
That would look so ridiculous

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stop touching my posts with you dirty unclean links

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>>9396567
>>9396576
shhhh just let it happen.

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>WHEN I WAS
>A CHICKUN
>MY FATHER
>TOOK ME IN TO SLASH B
>TO SEE IF I COULD GET BANNED
>HE SAID SON WHEN
>YOU ARISE UP
>WOULD YOU BE
>THE SHITPOSTER OF THE BROKEN
>THE BEATEN AND THE VANNED?
>HE SAID WILL YOU
>DEFEAT THEM
>THE NEWFAGS
>AND ALL THE MODERATORS
>THE CHANS THAT THEY HAVE MADE?
>BECAUSE ONE DAY
>THEY'LL BAN ME
>A FAGGOT
>REPORTED BY THE SUMMER
>TO JOIN THE BAN PARADE!

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>>9396574
Might as well do something with it.

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dude. some fucking asshole eagle decided to stand on my chimney and scream inside and it echoed inside the house so fucking horrible

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>>9396627
I take it you're not a fan of long hair on guys?

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>>9396626

Give me nostalgia for old /b/ memes will ya...

>>9396667
brohoof! i kno dem feels

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in other news I have the biggest Boner

>>9396666
I am not, though I think it does look good on some. It is more of a bother than anything.

>>9396694
Pics or put it on ice.

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>>9396714
I wonder if you'd think it looks good on me or not

>>9396694

Jizz into a shot glass, mix with an equal part whiskey, post a video of you slurping that up.

>>9396722
you want me to put my dick in the ice what the fuck man

>>9396780
dude know what the fuck is the matter with you

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>>9396740
I accept the mystery.

>>9396740
Are you Darwins new sugar mama?

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>>9396855
How can I be a sugar mama if I'm poor

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>>9396819

If you're gonna come onto 4chan talking about how hard your dick is, you should expect we're going to give you odd requests for your attention whoring. Now all I'm suggesting is that you make yourself a whiskey cumrise and drink it... and also film it and post the video.

>>9396917
no Ruby what the fuck man I thought you were my friend
but now I realize you are my worst fucking enemy on this entire fucking website

>>9396917
this is a perfectly reasonable suggestion.

I suggest you stick your dick in a taco and write Skitty's IRL name on the taco

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back

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>>9396936

If you were my friend, you would have known that I'm a lewd bastard, and would be prone to making these sorts of comments.

>>9396977

Also, make it a real taco, not just a tortilla. Put some carnitas in there, along with some salsa maybe. Furthermore, don't write it on with a marker like Blew does. Use food coloring or something similar. Fuck the taco until completion and then eat the cum filled taco.