tf2g 3

its a mantine!

you recognized it
im a *um barista

i ran for 20 minutes
i feel tired

i ran for 0 minutes i feel tired

i lied
it was 40

why did you run are you black

im black

*steals*

im not black
i'm fat

post stats

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if you want

im a lonely cock sucker

*holds you for a while*

im a lonely bag of self loathing

what am i a bag of

well i dont know
why dont you try to describe yourself

um

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haha yeah

*lies in bed*

>>9378984
is that an invitation

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i was going to post something but i forgot what it was

^was it your butt

n

i think

https://wiki.teamfortress.com/w/images/4/4b/Engineer_negativevocalization10.wav
https://wiki.teamfortress.com/w/images/f/fc/Engineer_negativevocalization11.wav
https://wiki.teamfortress.com/w/images/2/2c/Engineer_negativevocalization12.wav

https://wiki.teamfortress.com/w/images/1/17/Scout_sf12_badmagic07.wav?t=20121027052858

*penis blushes*

(*˘︶˘*).｡.:*good night

you are not me

who are you
kiriikp? human?
why would i be you
im just a dude that sleeps
is that okay

i want to ***** with kiriikp

same

oh

im opposite of uncucked

nighty night tf2g

*grabs kiriikp fumo*

Eh

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I got a popfur to follow me on Twitter
It's not a good one either

>>9376095
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>>9386926
Noticed this thread was lacking replies so here you guys go.

>>9387260
thanks dude

tfw i want to turn around in bed to lie on my other side but i also dont want to stop spooning kiriikp

i woke up

was anonymous really *****ing kiriikp

o-of course not
that was just a dream

oh

*wipes tears*

is it okay if i c*ck you in my dreams

it's just a dream, right?

Also, it's not the real kiriikp, but rather, kiriikp as perceived by you, which would fall as a transformative work under fair use law

>>9392656
are you her

>>9392656
you are not me

>>9392657
what do you mean

>>9392670
anonymous is not me

>>9392670
anonymous is me

kiriikps are GPL anyway

>>9392678
can i be you

>>9392725
kys

>>9392729
should i kill myself before or after i am you

>>9392733
yes!

>>9392740
should i kill myself before xor after i am you

do software licenses have to be so complicated

im not even sure what i want anymore or why i liked some but not others because i know nothing about them

i might scream

i want to k*ll mys*lf

its just like programming languages, there isnt one that is the best

there is one that is best for the job

for instance if you are an engine developer and put your work under the gpl nobody will buy your engine and your company will go bankrupt
and if you develop for gnu/linux and expect people to run your software but choose a proprietary binary distribution nobody will use your software

>>9393191
you have my bow

as far as I can remember about GPL:

GPLv2: you may distribute the work itself or a derivative all you like, provided you provide source and do so under the same licence, and attribute the original author(s)

GPLv3: similar to GPLv2, but it also requires you to make it possible for the user to replace your binary with their own, for instance in an embedded device, the source has to be in the preferred form for editing (ie: not obfuscated), and a few other things that I forget.

AGPL: Basically the GPL but for SaaS, which became something of a loophole.

None of them place any restrictions on the users, and you can do whatever you like if you don't intend to distribute.

*wags tail*

and my axe!

>>9393219
tl,dr, if you care about freedom, just say with GPLv2+ for easy compatibility with other GPL things

if you're doing cloud™stuff and care about freedom, do AGPL

if you don't care about freedom, use a non-copyleft licence like apache or MIT or something so big companies can take and repackage your product under their own terms

None of the copyleft licences prevent you from charging for the software, they just require you to provide the source and same rights to the users

Stallman says dual licencing with GPL for the public and charging for a proprietary licence when companies do not wish to respect freedom is an acceptable compromise and in some ways better than simply going noncopyleft

>>9393220
decapitation would be weird
for a fraction of a moment before you hit euphoria, you'd be alive with no body
i wonder what that would feel like

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>>9393220

>>9393300
reminded me of https://wiki.teamfortress.com/w/images/3/3f/Medic_sf12_badmagic11.wav?t=20121027205925

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*says something cyberpunk*

*says something l*wd*

i feel cucked

ERROR: Unexpected EOF while searching for matching '*', Line 1

i have zero diseases
17cm
cute body

why arent you ******* me *** right now

you are not me

who

u.u

My gals, i could really go for a kiri buttfuck right now

oh

>>9395100
same
lets go for a double

will anonymous and anonymous really do that

it would be a waste not to

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oh

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is my pal really into the thought of that stuff

arent you baby

(im not her)

what stuff

you mean people DON'T want to put it in kiri's cute butt?

>>9395248
one big dicked and one unknown dicked tf2g double penetrating kiriikp until there is *** dripping out of her cute *****

i am the opposite of into that stuff

i think

being opposite of uncucked is no joke

well if you arent into that stuff who is going to go into your pal

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but you blushed and held your hands to your cheeks while thinking of it

it is not for me to judge what people do with imagined versions of me

im not sure

what if your pal is feeling lonely
who will take care of her needs

she has dotsy

is it okay when dotsy c*cks you

dotsy would NEVER do something like that

i still dont see who is taking care of kiriikps ****** needs *blushes d*ck*

is kiriikp really into the thought of others imagining doing stuff with imagined versions of her

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it is not my concern

and their actions fall under fair use

prove it

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fair_use

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/.um

is it moe to forget to eat

or maybe just have a low appetite

maybe i should force you to eat a duck

are you sure

/talk

I want kiri's HTR'd up seed

oh

whats htr

Hormone replacemenT theRapy

fug

and what is up seed

i got milk

dotsy is NOT cute

for you

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is my soldier cute

is that really a rude question

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>accurate timer
kiriikp would HATE this

that was the most pointless episode with only one thing happening at the end

****** ****

>>9398445
what do you mean

>>9398447
um

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im the

frog

i watched anime

with who :o

i dont want to say

oh

i feel

i want to watch anime with my imaginary kiriikp

but you have

oh

i feel cucked

you may do that

imaginary kiriikps typically enjoy anime

you may imagine their comments on the onscreen events

>>9400000
damn

i want to *ug an imaginary or real kiriikp

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>>9400000
CHECKED

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>>9400119
>>9400175

i put the drive from my x220t in the w520

i put the dick from my pants in the your ass

um

hey i wanted to do that

i echoed 35 to /sys/class/backlight/nv_backlight/brightness as root

does it really not support the fn key shortcut

i echoed *** to /sys/*ss/kiriikp

um

xbacklight returns
No outputs have backlight property
(the fn key shortcut uses xbacklight for me)

it is just nouveau being difficult (the official nvidia drivers seemed worse)

hey i pooped

girls dont poop

well i peed too

>>9400534
why dont you make two key bindings that get the current brightness value and add/subtract n

wouldnt they need to be run as the superuser

maybe i could change write permissions on the file

but anyway it's because this is mostly temporary

i needed to work with spreadsheets and the x220t has a small screen so I moved the drive to the w520

i intend to move it back when done

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i copied over a folder with pictures in it from my t61p

it has good ones like "tf2g 8.jpg" (i edited it myself) and "kiriikp.png" and "its shit.jpg" (i could have used that one when i was on /g/ the other day)

i miss runescape

it was a fun game when i was a young kiriikp

the pic is by redward (the tf2g)

do not cry

i paid £40 for a 170W adapter

then i find i could have got one with the 170W docking station for only slightly more

the docking station alone costs ~£20

i feel like i wasted good money

i suppose i dont need the docking station THAT much

will i ever be good with money

im going to bed and im taking one imaginary kiriikp copy with me

fuck off

fuck dotsy

fuck on dotsy

i will try

im having nasty fantasies again
does anyone want to help me fulfil them?
no females (girls allowed)

why are people so obcessed with sex

people should be killed

did i say sex
i just said nasty fantasies
*wink*

fantasies should be illegal

well i guess we will have to break some rules
*wink*

oh

*blushes*

*licks the blush off your cheeks*
mmm... sweet
*wink*

um

*wink*

i sneezed

can i eat it

>>9402421

i found another cool subgenre

nighty night cock suckers

hey!
dont call me that!
im not just some stinky whore you know
*puffs cheeks*

>>9400000
I came here to check these glorious digits.
Also, I have no idea what is happening in these 'tf2g' threads

>>9407547
>>9400327

>>9409356
>>9402613

>>9409616
>>9392729

and my kiriikp!

oh

and my human!

oh

um

and my um!

>6:30
>still cant fall asleep
send h

you have my good night kiss

*wags human*

i want to ______ a kiriikp

cuddle? friend?

how did you know

:x

:x

:s

Kiri-chan oh kiri-chan
what must i do to hold your hand?

dont be l*wd

pissh i'm not that lbwd

prove it

*b*nds over*

oh god
ass

did k*r**kp really b*nd over

how does thinking about *i*ii** *e**** over make you feel

DON'T THINK ABOUT HOTDOGS

it reminds me of kiriikp for some reason

you are not me

you are not me

and my you are not me!

>my you

am i really yours

this dude comes in your bed and slaps your kiriikp what do you do

i might cry

dont cry i was just joking

oh

*wipes tears*

there there *gives you a glass of milk*

where

here *points there*

https://i.4cdn.org/trash/1495021051002.png

~
qqq

oh

will kiriikps ever win

it may or may not be possible

i HATE going to the barber
my hair is becoming harder to maintain

can i touch it

oh

anonymous only lets dotsy touch her ****

anonymous was not me

i havent gone to the barber in years

oh

how long is your hair

longish

it goes past my collarbones

you are not me

^^nice
^how long is your hair

like in the medium_hair tag

i got milk

l*wd

*drink your milk*
mmmm
a little salty
*wink*

Derp

the two "is a site down" sites that work without scripts both say pcsx2.net is up but it is down for me

it was saying "connection refused" earlier but it just loads a blank page now

found a third one that says it's up

i used viewdns.info to find other sites hosted by the hosting provider they use and many of them are down in the same way

it says the hosting is based (like basedviva) in england

i wonder if it has something to do with THAT

or the other thing

i ate two hamburgers

one was with ketchup and relish and one was with ketchup and relish and mustard

and i also drank a cola

um

do you want some of my cola um-kun?

give it to me

if um-kun doesnt want any ill take it

its okay i have enough for everyone
*give anonymous #9419092 and anonymous #9419098 cola*

*wipes tears*

>>>/g/60490993
>>>/g/60491272
>>>/g/60491274
>>>/g/60491338
>/g/

*cums in um-kuns cola*

i will sleep

im already sleeping

i have slept

i just saw the new alien movie

did you watch me

post yourself twerking

oh

*has lots of thinkpads*

i woke up

think of me

*thinks about kiriikp*

oh

i feel cucked

*thinks about human*

damn now i got a

a what

im >///< to say

i sneezed

*hands you a tissue*

DON'T FAP WITH THAT

um

human would NEVER do such a thing i think

fap for me human

no fap for me human

neither of you are kiriikp

you are not me

*awoos a little*

*gets hard a little*

>get shit team 4 matches in a row
>they keep dying to stupid shit
>guy i get paired with was his absolute first match
>guy shit talks and spams "gg" every match
>finally get the flip
>his team is getting decimated
>he rage quits then starts bitching about his team
god that felt good

note: human is willing to fap for kiriikp

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*accidentally presses taunt*

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b*nk!

i like

oh

/talk

can i be a cute girl

only if your tf2g pals say you're cute

i do not have a tf2g pal

why not

I will always be weird inside
I will always be lame

do not be

I was ten years old

To invoke the hive-mind representing chaos.
Invoking the feeling of chaos.
With out order.
The tf2g hive-mind of chaos. Cheatboy.
He who Waits Behind The Wall.
CHEATBOY!
C͔̬̪͚̘̺̱̖̻͓ͫ͆ͤ͐̿̆͂ͧH̵̡͇͇̞̤͓̰͔̟̜͎̭͈̦̦̹̔̃ͯ͛̈ͅȨ̡̱͙͚͙̥̥ͧ͒ͭ̀͒̎̄ͦ̽ͬ̑̚Ạ̶̭̹̹̜̫̼͖͉̳̳͍ͬ̉ͣ͒͗͒̇ͣ̐̇͜͢͝͡ͅT̷̴̩̘̰̗̯͔̟͍̘̜̳͉̝̺͔̥̥͇͐̒̿̾ͣ̒͛̓͌ͮͤ̐ͣ̓ͧ̇ͯͭ̒̀̀͞B̷͔͇̬̞̖͓͖͕͈̙͉̭͕͚̬ͧ̚̚͘Ó̙̥̖̭̱̖ͬͧ͘͝Y̶̵̜̮̱̥̫̺̬̫͔͇̘̪̠͙͖̿̆̔̓͂̊ͬͩ́͟͢!
̢̼͇̬̗͈͈̼̞̭̠͕̤̬̿̓̐ͮͫ̊̏̏̒͛͋ͮ̒ͩ̌

why

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it reset my achievements and i also have magic equipment for some stupid reason

i took this same screenshot 9 days ago so i think it just hates me and refuses to save the achievements

I actually just recently got terraria
[spoiler]rex[/spoiler]

what do you mean

i am also playing terraria, and i have to restart it soon due to hard drive moving

haha what

you are not me

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haha

are you gonna go to hardmode and then use that bow i use

i would NEVER do something like that

but it looks cool and fucks bosses up

its unladylike to swear

i like to build the houses
i also want to make a real house

destroyer = dotsy
kiriikp with unreal stormbow + holy arrows + all menacing ranged accessories = kiriikp

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>>9432516
>>9432516