Hunger Games Thread / HG Thread: The Gorey Gauntlet LXIII
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In these threads, someone may call for “First24/36/48/unlimited”. When that happens, reply to the post with a name and picture of an avatar you want to use as a tribute in a Hunger Games simulation. You should also put gender in case it isn’t clear. From there, just sit back and watch as the host of the game runs the sim and puts your tribute in a fight to the death with all the rest entered!
During games and during downtime, many people RP as their main avatars (or “avas”). It’s not necessary, but it’s recommended to fully feel like you’re in the game. Don’t be shy to just jump right in!
Now: First 48 for the Gorey Gauntlet LXIII.
No dupes, I reserve the right to ban who I want, blah blah, whatever.
>>9371036
Ridley
>Wakes up
Dwyer
Gascoigne
Finally Making it in time
Katakuri Charlotte
>>9371036
Vino
>>9371036
Draco
Suz
>>9371036
Sterling Archer
>>9371036
Machi Amayadori
>>9371036
Ginshi Shirazu
>>9371016
Nah, yer just a freak. I ain't trying to make it into a competition. Yer that one mistake God made but he had nowhere to put it, so he put it here. If yer not able to die then it just proves my point that God has abandoned ya.
>>9371036
Rika
>>9371036
Chip
Adachi
>>9371038(pussy ass suz)
Maybe you're the pussy.
Haru
Inkling
Worried Egg
Junpei Iori
Rubick
Medea
>>9371036
Ririchiyo
>>9371068
Len
>>9371036
Regidad
>>9371036
Fujiwara no Mokou
Aliera Carstairs
Tanaka-kun
>>9371036
Code Vein-chan
No bully
>entry
>>9371036
The King in Yellow
Shapeless
Junkrat
Viceroy Bubbles von Salamancer
>>9371036
Xayah
Monsieur Le President
Bobby Fulbright
Iso
Simple Plan
>>9371036
Revolver Kino
Emperor Trump
Marie Korbel
Hiyori Sarugaki
Takemi
Lickilicky
Kosaku Kawajiri
Osamu Dazai
Late Grimes
Bump the game pls
this reply is directed to post number nine million three hundred seventy thousand nine hundred ninety three which also happens to be outside of this thread
or maybe
just maybe
you're overthinking this
Deku
Woman in Blue Clothes
Fighter
>>9371153
Why are you doing this?
>>9371152
>48
die
>>9371153
For fuck's sake
Just stop with this shit already
Iyu
>>9371036
Lana's mother
Y'all know the drill, 5-6 minutes for any swaps or corrections.
>>9371152
I literally cannot bump it to 60, Grimes.
odds I sleep
even cardcaptor sakura
>>9371212
I wouldn't mind a Sakura ava
>>9371198
>>9371226
Forgot pic
>>9371223
Sakura Kyoko
>>9371198
Ya may have loaded this game up with fodder, Host. Give some of these bastards weapons so they get a fighting chance against me!
>>9371198
swap >>9371118
for >>9371152
>>9371198
>"And remember, Chip - no dozing off at work."
O-o-of course, miss Flair.
>>9371198
Lets get this game started. I've a dance to win.
>>9371198
My heart is telling me that one will replace the one lone person with themselves so I am ready. Maybe a song should be sung to the victor.
>>9371240
But Grimes is in??????????????????
>>9371198
*Yawn*...Let's get this over with so I can go back to my quarters for some rest...
>>9371198
See ya at the finish line!
>>9371198
Get on with it.
>>9371261
well fuck then
then dont im literally blind
>>9371223
I-I'm probably going to pick her up.
>>9371226
>>9371227
Oh my. Thank you both very much for giving me a chance. Your mothers raised two well mannered gentlemen.
>>9371226
>>9371235
Alright.
>>9371240
Denied, because he's already in.
Starting ASAP.
>>9371153
How do I think at all? Am I just a series of random thoughts condensed into a single vessel? How do I feel?
In any case, there's a game to enjoy now. bully
Is Vino still around?
>>9371302
In justice we trust, madame! Farewell, and take care not to get carried away having fun! Ahahahaha!
>Fulbright runs off at full speed
ok
BLOODBATH!
Can five people simultaneously be president? Sure, why not?
Kid, squid, AND lizard.
He really is always one step ahead.
Those damned rhinos.
Give him his celebratory birthday punches!
>>9371371
Damn, wildlife is scary, huh?
>>9371371
Sweet! I didn't know you were providing gum for us, Host!
>>9371371
TO SPACEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>9371371
Every time I arrive here is quite the same. Nothing seems to change.
>>9371371
It has been proven from time and time again that having multiple beings be leaders is sure to end in disaster. I eagerly await to see how this one unfolds.
>>9371371
The only thing I'm ready to do is sleep... But I should put in some effort I guess...
>>9371371
V-vicepresident? I d-d-didn' expect t-t-that?
>"See, Chip? Hard work always makes people appreciate you.
>>9371371
>Junkrat rises from the ground, a wicket smile formed on his face. He dusts himself off and gives his assailant a thumbs up!
That was good, but not good enough! If ya need to learn how to make a real bomb, come see me later. I might end up killin' ya during the teaching sessions, but it'll be worth it don't ya reckon?
>>9371371
Thankfully that was less explosion and more fire. Fire resistance is great
DAY 1!
All anime looks the same, anyways. I don't blame her.
I see now why the Egg is worried.
I wouldn't trust Kino with clothes after what happened yesterday.
Corrupt politician...but I repeat myself.
Marie getting a headstart with a massive 4K!
Watch out for the rhino dung, Inkling.
>>9371371
At least I pray it is. I haven't really gotten to it yet, have I?
>>9371446
Something's bubbling up inside me...excuse me, I need to borrow that bush...
>Rubick runs into the and occupies it for a while.
>>9371446
Good... Maybe I can get in some rest without being interrupted here...
>>9371446
I don't care dude, you're getting annoying
>>9371446
>Ginshi tries running after the French piece of shit but stops
Can't ever trust those foreigners.
>he goes back to the stand to check up on the kid
Poor kid. He's gonna be terrified of all things French now.
>>9371446
Hello! This is the woman who is currently being irresponsible about her responsibilities. Oh? I see. I shall take twenty of them!
NIGHT 1!
I told them to do that, since that's for still not getting back to me with an event. :^)
I didn't realize we had duplicates of that book. I might want to look into that...
Suz learning from her god.
Corrupt AND stupid politician...but again, I repeat myself.
>go to pixiv for some art
>there's only 4 pages
>only 10 good images because the people who drew most of them are retarded
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>9371446
>Junkrat wipes away the small bit of vomit running down his face and looks up to the Magus as he runs into the bush.
Good one mate, hope you enjoy your reward!
>Junkrat cackles, but quickly stops, his face turning into a scowl.
Stupid drongo.
>>9371511
Mad Max. We're watching Mad Max. I ain't even gonna let you argue with me, pop it in or I'm gonna blow us all up.
>>9371523
what'd you expect
>>9371511
>>9371526
I don't care what sort of movie you all watch. Something with a destroyed world would be interesting though.
>>9371511
>After scaling a few buildings, along with some light rooftop hopping, Dwyer just lays down on the ground.
...I don't know how father possesses the strength to do these things...
>>9371511
Everybody, at the same time. One, two, three, heave!
>>9371511
That one looks awfully familiar...
>She flips back to the section titled under 'A'.
Ah yes, the one who places such high value on repeating numbers. Oooh, he has quite the scandalous record! I should keep reading.
>>9371523
Welcome to Pixiv.
>>9371511
>Rubick cocks his head up towards the clifftop, his dangerous smile hidden by his mask.
I believe you dropped this, friend!
>The bowling ball is suddenly launched towards the man at an alarming velocity, zooming right for his head.
>>9371511
Tch. They should've been walking closer to each other!
DAY 2!
These turkeys are more of a threat than that rhino, somehow.
Dach just really likes anything with wheels this game, even himself.
If it's about skeletons, I'm going to punch you.
>>9371511
>>9371526
>>9371538
>The Inkling stands infront of the projecter, and points at a copy of Finding Nemo. She keeps pointing at it and yelling at the tributes that are discussing what they should watch.
>>9371591
>Dwyer wakes up, thinking someone called for him.
>When he just sees a man making a ruckus, he quietly exits and skulks off elsewhere.
>>9371591
Oh come on, that was my only pair in this place. I hope that fixes itself after the game
>>9371591
This place looks to be a beacon of many interesting things. I am pleased to have found it.
>She looks up to the starry night, a sigh escaping from her.
I would think you would enjoy as well if you were here.
>>9371585
>the ball nearly hits Ginshi's head as it's thrown upwards
Oi! That thing would've killed me, shithead! Watch where and what yer throwing!
>Ginshi retreats away from the ledge to catch his breath
I don't think I should be doing that kinda snipping anymore...
>>9371538
Ya got good taste, birdbrain. Mad Max is 'bout a world that's been nuked to bits, all the oceans turned to sand and the oil supply all dried up. It's an Aussie classic, mate!
>Junkrat accentuates his Australian accent when saying mate, in a self-mocking manner.
>>9371592
The kid's flicks are showing two doors down, kid. We ain't watching this.
>>9371591
>A snowball impacts against Junkrat's face, but he's too mesmerised by the turkey's antics to take notice.
Hahahahahhaah! Mongrel turkey, everyone! Check it ou!
>>9371511
>>9371591
>"Chip, please stop fooling around. We've got work to do."
>Y-yes, m-m-miss Flair.
NIGHT 2!
If I were with that abomination, I'd jump off the building, too.
Might not want to have fucked with someone named "Fighter."
Don't do that to Bubbles, please. He's a good boy.
>>9371591
Kyaha! That's what he gets for throwing that ball at me!
>Ginshi bends down and takes more of his victim's blood to paint on his face
This shit's pretty cool! The intimidation factor increases with the different blood types!
>>9371591
>>9371628
Seems for coming from monkeys you humans can't jump or climb very well now can you?
>She breaks into laughter after making fun of the man.
If you really need a new pair of pants afterwards just steal a pair off another tribute.
>>9371511
It also seems that I've won my bet. Not the most exciting best of three for how drawn out it was, but in the end a bet is a bet isn't it Kosaku?
>>9371639
I'm sure it can't be that bad, besides in those movies you humans fight each other constantly its your normal nature anyways.
>>9371592
>She looks over the copy of the movie and thinks it over
Though this movie couldn't be that bad either. Animals seeking to help each other is a wonderful thing in nature.
>>9371654
Well that was pointless... I think I'll stay here for a while...
>>9371654
That's not a bad attempt. You have talent if I may say so myself.
>>9371654
If it's because of the whole skinning thing you guys can rest knowing I like ya more than those three.
>Ginshi sits for an even longer amount of time, waiting for at least one person to show up
D-Don't tell me yer all afraid of me.
>>9371591
>Rubick is too busy reveling in his antics to realise the bowling ball is falling back down towards him. It lands on his head, snapping his neck and severing his spinal cord, killing him instantly.
>>9371654
>>9371666
>in a comically high-pitched voice
A bit too late there
>>9371654
One. Two. Three!
Weee! I can feel waves of pleasure cascading down my body! Do not fret victim. Though the liquid may be yellow, it is not what you think it may be.
>>9371654
Adachi and Elizabeth get all these events together.
When are they going to ship?
>>9371654
I ain't into rap, but you two girls got talent. Ya reckon I can be your agent?
>>9371666
Fightin' is in everybody's nature, love. All things do it, don't go actin' all high and mighty on me now. You got more human bits on ya than ya do animal, anyways.
>>9371639
>The Inkling glares at the lanky aussie, and throws a very weak punch to his chest. She then runs around the theater area, yelling in her squid language
>>9371709
Never because Door-kun still needs to be woken up.
>>9371692
>In a high pitched cackle she falls over laughing at the mans body.
DAY 3!
Fighter's really gone up the foodchain within 12 hours, hasn't she?
This ain't the faction games, Haru. No one wants in Gals Being Pals, or whatever your faction is. Coincidentally enough, hey everyone, Monochrome's recruiting! Inquire now and turn the world grey!
>>9371709
When it's 2015 again.
>>9371702
Good. For a second I thought it was lemonade, instead of the piss I ordered.
>>9371511
>>9371666
I lost the bet. Goodness me, am I doing this on purpose, or is my luck so shoddy I can't even win a single bet went I want to? Good grief, and to think that I had boasted about being able to win any fight I found myself in.
>Kosaku sighs, casting a glare towards Xayah with a somewhat frustrated stare. "A coin, and a surprise. I hadn't even thought of that surprise yet! Just give her the coin and hope she doesn't notice." With a drawn-out breath, Kosaku softly throws the coin towards Xayah.
Here's the reward for managing to best me, Shaiya. I'm rather embarrassed by the weak display on my part, but at least I didn't lose in a fight. Or get boiled, or a multitude of other unfortunate endings.
>>9371726
>Dwyer doesn't even react
>He just looks straight at Adachi
...Are you actually a child?
>>9371726
No no no! You shouldn't mess with that! It is my offering to the trash spirits and it cannot be taken.
>She jumps into the trash can, glaring at the girl.
You should be filled with shame.
>>9371726
I heard this guy has a billion-yen bounty on him. Why didn't we just sent him to the police instead? We could be filthy rich by now! That sounds a lot better than summoning some shitty demon with the same old lusty personality.
NIGHT 3!
I think you're huffing a bit too much of that petrol.
Some would not hesitant to call her a demon.
What a coincidence: early 2000s radio rock causes me to go insane.
...I take back my "good boy" comment.
>>9371723
>The punch doesn't hurt Junkrat, but he's offended that she'd even try such a thing. As she runs away he calls out to her.
Oi, brat! Haven't your parents taught ya it's rude to hit strangers? Bloody ankle biters nowadays, don't they get any discipline?
>>9371726
This shit don't make no sense, but if killing's involved I don't really care. Don't touch me with your heart-hands though, don't need that filth touching me. Ehe...
>A brilliant idea (to him anyways) then dawns on Junkrat.
Hey, why don't we shove a grenade in there? Be pretty cool, roight?!
>>9371725
It was a more painful death than I was expecting. Oh well, at least it's not like the time I broke my neck trying to-
>in an uncharacteristic moment of clarity, the idiot with a baseball bat decides shutting up is probably a good idea
>>9371785
>dies
>>9371785
I am not shitting you fellas, I just saw a UFO fly by down by the river. I tried to give the 'ol Junkrat welcome and shot a buncha grenades at it, but they all fell short. Killed some fish in the lake though, so that's good right?
me me big boy
>>9371785
I know sometimes I see red eyes and horns when I look at myself in the mirror, but this? This is just stupid.
>>9371785
>he wakes up and checks the time to see he missed his "appointment"
Why does the shitty Simple Plan band gotta be shitty in more ways than one?
>>9371744
That is not what I said. It is... hmm. I never did confirm what type of liquid it was before doing this. What is it's taste?
>>9371785
>For extra measure, she licks her hand as well.
I can taste that you wash your hands very often. You must work a medical profession of some kind.
AHHHHHHHH
WAAAHHHHH
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>9371755
>She catches the coin, rolling it in her hand with a small.
I may have boiled, but at least I didn't die to a leaf.
>She glances back at the man
So what about the other bit?
>>9371711
You'd be more surprised what wasn't human.
>>9371789
>She raises an eyebrow as he drops his sentence
Not going to finish embarrassing yourself? Don't let me stop you now.
>>9371785
Great, what on earth will I have for dinner tonight? There's nothing left and I wouldn't count on the feast being arranged any time soon.
DAY 4!
What a simple plan that was, hardee har.
Bubbles, you silly goose, you can't lift those yet.
...Fighter really is a god, isn't she?
>>9371825
Hey, shut up.
>Throws brick.
I am going to steal your avas and there is nothing you can do about it.
>>9371785
>>9371828
...Looks like I took the last of it...
>Dwyer hands his piece out to Ririchiyo
I already have more than enough bread... Keep it...
>>9371835
>Wanting to steal pure cancer
Go right ahead, my friend.
Alright so I'm somewhat thankful you took my image and renamed it but fuck off stop saving my images
>>9371826
Trust me, it's better off you not know. Besides, it happened like, 2 years ago. Old news
>>9371833
Away you go little Elf. Go entertain those monkeys for me.
>>9371833
Looks like yer not useless after all! I was beginning to think yer some toddler that likes playing pretend with a toy sword.
>>9371840
>she accepts the bread suspiciously
Thank you kind stranger. I trust you would not have been foolish enough to poison it before you gave it to me.
>>9371833
>Leaving with a ton of bread in her arms, she comes across the oddity at the end of the line.
There is much bread to be have once you get there! Oh, may I do this? It will be very swift.
>taking several pieces of bread in her hands, she dips them into his cup.
This will provide an interesting taste.
>>9371826
>Kosaku shudders, not even offering a rebuttal to the leaf comment. "She noticed. What should I say? Should I play the fool and pretend I have no idea? No, no! Come clean and tell the truth. Lying is detestable, and you're no fool, Kosaku."
I must tell the truth, Shaiya. I hadn't thought of a surprise to give you. I do apologize, but what can I give you when you probably have no interest in anything? Just tell me what you wish and I can try to get it. Within reason, of course.
>>9371833
...Again?
>Dwyer once again offers a hand to the less fortunate party
...I probably shouldn't be giving potential enemies supplies... But I don't care...
NIGHT 4!
The old army situation: SNAFU.
He really isn't a good boy after all. Dump more Gatorade on him.
Stop being so listless, then.
You fuckers really want bread, huh?
>>9371835
>Implying I have avas worth stealing.
>>9371892
>Much like this morning, Elizabeth was first in line for some bread once again. What is she planning?
>>9371884
It was impossible for me to... You did see me just get it, didn't you? You were right behind me after all...
>>9371892
...This is getting ridiculous...
>>9371826
Oooh, gettin' a bit ominous are we?
>Junkrat says, speaking in a mocking tone of voice.
Save it beak nose. I came 'ere to have a good time, not get lectured on 'bout how bad us humans are. There's worse out there, trust me darl.
>>9371833
It ain't gonna be me, I already got a Roadhog on me team. Can't be the two us being swine now, can it? Rat and Hog works, Hog and also Hog won't work.
>>9371892
Hold still, this won't hurt a bit!
>Junkrat laughs maniacally throughout the whole process.
>>9371892
Thanks a lot for not fucking me up. I still say it would've been easier if ya called an actual doctor instead.
>>9371788
>The Inkling comes right back around behind the aussie, and latches onto his tire. She starts to poke at it and messes with his hair as well.
DAY 5!
Don't underestimate the egg.
I'd hate to bump into him. Quite literally.
Corrupt, stupid, AND weak politician...department of redundancy department.
>>9371859
Oh, how boring. It would have been fun to have something to make fun of you for.
>>9371886
>She scratched her chin a few times. She figured he was more interesting then that to make a bet and leaving a loose end like that in case she had won.
I guess we'll just have to have another bet once you can think of something.
>Tossing the coin back at him she shrugs
I'll just take the gloating rights.
>>9371930
Of course, it's why I just wanted to watch a movie about you humans being the monsters you all are.
>>9371942
Oh good... It's the power I wanted the least... The power to hop around like a mad fool of a man...
>>9371925
I haven't been watching you the whole time, plus, who knows what kind of schemes people come up with? A well practiced sleight of hand trick would have fooled the common tribute. People here would do anything to gain the upper hand.
>>9371942
>Turning around, she runs into the thing's tongue which coats her whole body in spit.
Oh dear. I will have to take a long shower after this. Though I am curios now. Did I taste good?
>>9371942
>the chicken pecks right through Ginshi's body, leaving a gaping hole where his stomach used to be
NIGHT 5!
Even a god needs to help her people.
Gross...wait, isn't that cannibalism?!
>>9371954
Knowing the anons around here, I'm surprised one of them hasn't blurted it out yet. The short of it is that I died in second place by breaking my own neck on accident while I was on a huge losing streak
>>9371974
Wuv u~
>>9371969
Hey look at the bright side, you're really good at hurdles now!
>>9371974
...You're right... Still, I have no use for this... Take it and do what you will with it, I don't care...
>>9371984
Seeing you spin is... Oddly... *Yawn*... Relaxing...
>>9371984
I'd rather be catching pigs, chickens or cows instead. Ya not gonna fill yer stomach with little tiny fish.
>>9371954
Oh, don't give me that look, Shaiya. I suppose I can give you something else if you really want it, but I doubt you will. It's not quite what you would call a surprise.
>Kosaku throws the coin back with a sigh, reaching into his pocket. "Good grief."
No, no, please, it's all yours. It's what we had agreed on when we began this bet. Unless you want something else, I can take it back if you really don't want it.
>>9371935
>Junkrat shakes his body vigorously, trying to throw the kid off of him. He swats the squid's hand away from his hair, yelling something about "putting out me fires." He turns to face her, glowering at her.
Kid, I'm one more poke 'n prod away from turning you into calamari!
>>9371942
Replace these hammers with bombs and I'll be one happy Junkrat!
>>9371954
You're one daft gal, ain't ya? Keep droning on about this nonsense and I'll show ya how monstrous humanity can be!
>Junkrat shoots her a foul look, the intent of murder showing clearly in his eyes.
>>9371984
>Junkrat vomits as he gets spun rapidly. The vomit is projected in a spiral as he continues to spin, showering the area in it.
Urp...
F E A S T B O Y S
Probably "Wonderwall," like the fuckboy he is.
Egg flambe!
>>9371984
>>9372011
But isn't this enjoyable? To be out here with no one else, all alone and not catching any fish. It will get more enjoyable any second now!
>Five hours later.
Can you believe that we haven't caught anything? We are failures at this. But I think it will change. Any second now!
>>9372006
Hard for anyone to return such an affection to a ghost.
>>9372008
Fine, I'll give you the benefit of the doubt today. You better not make me regret my trust.
>she takes a quick nibble on the bread
dead?
DAY 6!
I'd image that he's giving Shapeless the thumbs-up, because politicians.
>>9372035
Hello miss Ririchiyo
>>9372007
I was just fine at jumping hurdles before... Now I'll look like a freak of nature when I try to jump now...
>>9372026
>Dwyer covers his ears and shuffles away at great speed from the area to drown out that horrible noise the man's instrument was making.
>>9372035
Good... Then we're done here...
>Dwyer turns and slowly walks away
>>9372026
I can feel it, The raw emotion you put into those sounds! It doesn't even matter if many would consider it to be awful! I quite enjoyed it!
>>9372026
>Ginshi puts the money he stole from the king inside a back he found inside the arena
Remember, this was Simple Plan's idea. I only tagged along cuz it's better than being left alone.
>>9372032
What kinda drugs are you on? We haven't caught anything yet, so why the fuck would that change in a few hours?
>Eight hours go by
Remember when I said we wouldn't catch anything no matter how much time goes by?
>>9372064
You're running a fool's errand... Leave me out of your delusions...
>>9372064
>The woman leans down to the solider, a concerned expression on her face.
Oh dear! Are you okay? I have been told that it doesn't hurt if you're a woman! ARE you a woman?
>>9372064
>>9372082
I'm just saying, ya could've done it for the sake of comedy. A doped up looking guy marrying a doped up coffee cup would've brought us tons of awards, but ya both have to be stubborn for no good reason at all!
>>9372065
Good afternoon, invisible stranger.
>>9372026
>Junkrat downs the glass with ease, letting out a satisfied "ahhhh" afterwards. He glances at the burning egg and shows off a small smirk.
All the king's horses and all the king's men ain't putting that one back together again. Nup.
>Junkrat takes another shot, letting out another "ahhhh."
>>9372064
>Junkrat thrashes around wildly in the doctors grip, completely baffled as to how he's unable to overpower her. Each tooth removal sends a sharp pang of pain rupturing throughout his mouth. He wants to scream in agony but chokes them all down, not wanting them to gain any satisfaction for their efforts.
>>9372093
How are you today?
>>9372025
>The Inkling's seems to shape up after the glare she's gotten, and she quickly gets off the man. She starts to twiddle her thumbs and look around the room
NIGHT 6!
Junkrat's gonna die from puking so much this game.
No one wants to listen to your shit music in 2017, alright?
>>9372066
Why's that? I'd imagine you'd be able to control how you jump and also how high, plus it's better than nothing.
http://poal.me/gpsrmn
>>9372073
How could I forget? The sun was still out by then. I would like to believe that the fish are simply resting. They should wake up any second now.
>Another eight hours past.
Oh Ginishi look! The sun has returned!
DAY 7!
I would have figured that event would be the other way around. Apparently not.
Junkrat having a massive change of heart.
Could it be the woman's time to shine?
>>9372103
Good. Is there any such other variation at this place?
>>9372092
I'm not particularly fond of being made into a laughingstock... Go find someone else to play along with you...
>>9372106
...Maybe that was too much...
>>9372116
I suppose you're right... I could use it to escape from father's lectures...
>>9372156
I'm amazed he didn't wake up after I broke the window... I need to learn from him...
>>9372156
Has my offerings reached you?
>She bows to the invisible force, her face turning into one of confidence
Should I win, I shall double what I put into them!
NIGHT 7!
Everyone fucking dies.
...Okay, well, not EVERYONE, but basically half of you. Were you one of the lucky ones?
>>9372106
>>9372145
>Ginshi's blinded by the sunlight. He rubs his eyes and continues fishing
Yeah, maybe now the fish'll be up and ready to get caught.
>and entire day passes, leaving them with nothing to show for the blood sweat and tears they shed
Well Eliza-san, I think it's time for us to get going. This shit ain't working for us. I dunno which one of us it is, but the wish must be afraid of one or the other.
>they pack the fishing gear up and make their trek home. While walking along a dimly lit street they pass by a group of kids with a sign that reads "will perform for food".
Hey Eliz-san, what do you think about that? Should we help 'em out despite them being dirty thieves?
>>9372156
Please crumble that up and throw it away. I don't want anyone seeing that abomination.
>>9372170
I dunno. So what are you up to?
>>9372215
Observing the happenings of this place as usual. Much like yourself.
>>9372207
>AFK never ends well for me.
>>9372105
>Junkrat's anger soon fades and is replaced by a glum feeling. He sees a bit of himself as a kid in her - that is, a complete and utter nuisance.
Have you got anythin' better to do, kid? Botherin' strangers has to be a cry for attention or somethin', why don't you go hang out with your Dad?
>>9372106
>A small bit of puke pushes past Junkrat's lips and dribbles down into the bowl. That's about the best he can offer.
That's all I got mate, I've thrown up breakfast, lunch and dinner already.
>>9372156
Liven up a bit girl, you're lookin' dead as a doornail. Ya manage to tame me for a bit, and not many can boast that.
>As Junkrat speaks his tongue flicks against rows of fake teeth, a memory of the time he was subject to the doctor's torture. A very recent memory, actually. A couple days ago was it?
>>9372207
Oops, did I do that? Jack, you would suppose to make a regular snowball.
>>9372232
Is that all you ever do? Watch others as you sip away on your expensive tea?
DAY 8!
When it's 5v1 from the onset, I'm entirely unsurprised.
>>9372201
Ya not doing a good job of it. I bet the public takes one good look at you and laughs. "How can he be so young and look like he doesn't sleep? It's so ridiculous!" they say, probably.
>>9372207
>Ginshi walks along a grassy path, minding his own business, when all of a sudden three arrows come out of nowhere and impale him
God fucking...!
>he wanders off to find something that might soothe the pain, but dies before he can find anything
NIGHT 8!
A band, a president, a king, a god, and anime girl #8347. Who are you rooting for?
>>9372201
>Kaito suddenly looks very confused, he even breaks his smile.
Why would you want to not listen to your father? From my understanding he's most likely just trying to pass on information to you... And you'll probably be thankful for listening to him when time eventually does what it's always have, steal precious things from us.
DAY 9!
You thought you finally had a girlfriend who looked like you, didn't you? Too bad!
>>9372207
>>9372254
Six guns against one? What a load a piss! This match was fixed against me from the start!
>thw feel like shit because of cold
>>9372207
>>9372250
Tell your beast to never do that again... Or else I'll pour hot tea all over it.
>>9372258
That's only because of idiots like you interrupting my precious well-earned naps every time I try to sleep...
>>9372283
I do listen to him... Hold on to every word he tells me even... Though most of it's berating me, my habits, and my skills as a butler... Even though I've outclassed him at making tea...
>>9372208
>>9372254
>By now, Elizabeth's eyes were bloodshot. Along with her naturally yellow eyes, it was very spooky to see.
It seems as though they are still resting. Even with our lack or success, I still did enjoy this.
>As she follows behind him, they come across the broken group down on their luck.
Ah yes, the homos. I have been told there is a certain type of protocol with them but I cannot think of what it could be.
>As she was thinking, the group of hobos pile on her, taking turns on making blows to her. All the while, she is still talking to Ginishi.
Oh dear it do seem they have regressed into feral animals. I do believe you should run.
>>9372301
A bowl of chicken soup really helps
>>9372301
>tfw your AC is broken and it's hotter than the devil's anus
>>9372301
>gives you some green tea with a slice of lemon and tablespoon of honey
>>9372252
Pretty much, if I'm not joining in on the fun. There is a certain tranquility in observing, isn't there?
>>9372301
Stunning revelation there mate. Ya want me to warm you up? My arms are open to ya at any time, feel free to get nice and snug.
>>9372320
Thanks mom
NIGHT 9!
That warning? "You're next."
Or, maybe not, as it all ends next slide! Place your bets!
Find the value of q.
(q x 50) ÷ 9 ÷ 3 - 33 = 17
>>9372324
I suppose. You should join the next one to show off your skillsets.
>>9372330
Fighter dies
>>9372328
Now get some sleep sweetie, okay?
>>9372247
>The Inkling looks back up at the man, and shakes her head. She keeps looking around the room and avoiding eye contact.
Oh.
>>9372332
>Double division
q = Fuck off
>>9372332
50/27 * q -33 = 17
50/27 * q = 50
q/27 = 1
q = 27
did it in my head
>>9372338
I have been joining quite frequently at recent times. I will probably do so as well next time.
>>9372301
Need someone to talk care of you?
>>9372314
It might seem like that now, but he's being hard on you because he wants you to be the best that you can be. Of course that's all stuff I have read or heard somewhere, this isn't through experience.
>>9372363
CONGRATULATIONS FIGHTER!
You are the newest Gorey Gauntlet Champion!
Your wincard will be out shortly.
>>9372381
Congrats, and thanks for hosting
But first, the Placements, followed by the Summary. I also have a quick question for you all once the wincard comes out, so look out for that.
>>9372381
Congratulations fighter!
Thank you very much for hosting Smol goat!
>>9372381
>>9372398
Congrats, and thanks for the fun!
>>9372381
>I have to keep improving this haki of mine
Congrats to the evil god in little girl disguise and thanks so much to the host
>>9372398
44th place not bad.
>>9372361
Hey kid. Look at me.
>Junkrat places two firm hands on her shoulders and looks right into her eyes.
I really don't wanna hafta deal with this, so how well off do ya think you'll be if I were to just leave ya in the woods or something?
>>9372398
Cheers.
>>9372381
>Thanks
>>9372398
Thanks for the chance.
>>9372418
I suppose it could be worse
>>9372314
You don't need to tell me twice. I was already planning to severely reprimand him for this action of his. You must be very cold at this moment. Do you need me to warm you up?
>>9372398
That was very enjoyable to the end. Congratulations to her. I thank you for this game.
>>9372381
congrats and thanks for hosting
sorry for not being able to rp
>>9372314
Ya didn't earn shit from my perspective. Come talk to me when ya work all day and night trying to catch S-class criminals. Only then are you gonna be allowed to bitch and moan about the lack of sleep.
>>9372316
>he can't help by smack the back of her head when she says "the homos"
They're hobos, Eliz-san! Homo's are men or women that love people from the same gender as them!
>only after Ginshi patches up his own wounds does he go after Elizabeth's head. He brings it back to her and sets it down on her stomach
Yeah, I dunno how to sew or anything. Yer gonna have to put it back on yerself.
>>9372398
Hey, thanks for hosting
>>9372398
>>9372381
>Kosaku breathes a silent congratulations at the winner, not daring to look at her in fear of seeing her hands. "I need to cut my fingernails soon. Maybe it would curb my 'tendencies'?"
Thank you for providing us with this round. Truly, it was a brilliant match.
I want to lick Ririchiyo's thighs
How to ava God?
>>9372381
Congratulations. You seem to live up to your name.
>>9372398
Thanks for hosting
>>9372381
C-c-congrats.
>>9372398
T-thank you very m-m-much for this.
>>9372447
godmod
>>9372374
It'll be good to watch you fight.
>>9372381
Grats on winning. They don't call ya fighter for nothing.
>>9372398
And thanks a bunch for hosting for us.
>>9372423
>The Inkling looks up at the lanky aussie. After he asks the question, she quickly shakes her head and starts to look more panicked.
>>9372398
Thanks for the game
>>9372447
O Lord, please don't tell me you're thinking of doing it.
Nah jk go ahead and do it m8
>>9372398
I-...You know what? There's always next time! I can't be crying over spelt milk! Th-Thanks for hosting by the way.
>>9372379
I already know that... Father may seem like a stubborn, cold, heartless man at times... But I know that's because he wants me to be successful not just as a butler... But as a man... That's why I've decided to come here of my own volition to train... It's been a pain so far...
>>9372381
Congratulations...
>>9372398
Thank you...
>>9372431
No thank you... I'll just have some tea when I get back to my quarters...
>>9372437
I don't have to listen to this...
>Dwyer turns and begins walking away
>>9372468
What are you on about? I'm always here. You must have missed quite a lot if you don't see me fight often.
>>9372447
Ava God from Monty Python and the Holy Grail
>>9372482
>Spelt
>That's not spilt
>I think now's a good time to kms
>>9372447
>avafagging something that doesn't exist
>>9372495
>guess I gotta ava her now huh
>>9372512
I think now's a good time for you to fucking sleep.
Post your ava and what you're listening to
>>9372537
Nah.
>>9372516
That made me chuckle.
>>9372512
don't
>>9372538
B-But it's too early to go to bed.
>>9372472
>Junkrat pulls away from the girl, throwing his arms up in the air in frustration. He turns his back on her and puts his hands back on his hips, taking deep breaths before finally resolving to look back at her.
Can't ya go bug someone else then? Birdbrain over there's some kinda animal-hyrbird-thingy like you are. I reckon you two will bond just swell. She seems to have gone AWOL though, but...I dunno, just hang out with her! Steal her feathers or something.
>>9372493
You'll listen to it when the townsfolk from yer hometown lynch ya for being a useless sack of shit that acts like they do important stuff all day!
>Ginshi picks up a rock to throw a Dwyer
Listen to me when I yell at you! I'm trying to help ya better yer useless life, asshole! Don't ya know how rude it is to ignore sage advice from a stranger!?
>>9372437
I am truly sorry. I am terrible with worse. Whatever you said was what I meant.
>After being giving head, she turns it around, gasping at the sight before her.
Oh my! They sure did do a number on my body. Hmm, this has never happened before. Maybe if I just...
>Turning it back around, she places her head right onto the neck. An audible locking noise being heard when she did it.
Oooooh, my body's in a lot of pain right now!
>>9372493
That sounds wonderful! Could I perhaps join you. I just feel so bad for something I was supposed to control.
>>9372447
Which one?
>>9372559
No it isn't, It's almost 1 AM.
>>9372493
No problem.
As for the question: I don't think anyone would object, but would anyone mind if I started adding an event for every champion of the Gauntlet? I realize it's an idea Raven's done for eons and probably other people, too, but it's a damn fine idea. Gives people a bit more incentive to enter games, and gives me the chance to explore sources and characters I never would have before. I'd still hold the Championships, and the winner would still be able to write his or or her own event about himself or herself. I'd of course go back through the 58ish other champions and retroactively add events about them, too. Thoughts?
>>9372546
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7gH0s2SH30I
>>9372546
https://youtu.be/fJ9rUzIMcZQ
>>9372546
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JsntlJZ9h1U
May I ask what is the reason for this? It is time for critique?
>>9372546
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=onE43h_TUUY
>>9372493
How is a place like this supposed to help train a butler? Then again that's better than my reason for being here so I can't judge. Though, I'd like to taste some of your tea one day, it'll probably taste better than mine.. There's never been any soul to mine.
>>9372579
But bed is gay :^(
>>9372586
What if someone wins twice, or even more than that?
it would be a fucking great idea t.bh
http://poal.me/1o4hca
>>9372546
National anthem of France for the next five years
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=cNUsxoxoAHs
>>9372586
Count me in.
>>9372546
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SXGWqyQ4HMY
>Playing Aria with a shitty PS3 controller fucking sucks.
>>9372586
>You mean for like anyone that has been in the championships? If it is that, it would be a lot of work but I wouldn't mind. It wouldn't hurt either since the code doesn't have a theme.
>>9372633
Why is that?
>>9372546
Oh shit, it's the "post your music" post, i love these things.
https://youtu.be/C90h1pbF1yY
>>9372546
>https://youtu.be/vIPCksc2SXY
>>9372546
https://youtu.be/XUClIslXKZo
>>9372546
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pg0byaqVaXo
>>9372586
>I dunno, I think it's kind of gimmicky and not really necessary. Of course you can do whatever you decide in the end, but I'm not partial to RPing to an event with a random tribute who may or may not even be entering the game. They'll all eventually get out of date as time passes on with people changing mains and dropping avas. Just wouldn't seem fun IMO.
>>9372633
kys loser
>>9372578
I'd agree if it weren't for yer calm and almost giddy approach to having your head taken from ya. Do ya not have any nerves, or are ya one of those girls that like to feel pain?
>>9372586
Sounds good to me. It's a fun award to be given for winning.
>>9372586
Sounds cool. I approve.
>>9372546
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YTPHBVxydnI
>>9372639
are the older puyo games fun?
>>9372546
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=wMv3bLTCMcg
>>9372546
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yK0P1Bk8Cx4