HG thread.
Not so tough now, are you Vino. Letting insects kill you is shameful. Your children aren't going to be happy either.
goodnghit
>>9356563 (Kaito)
If you were sorry, you'd let me up there! This isn't cool at all, Kaito! At least give a reason besides "no aliens"... Is it because you guys are starting a blue hair people club? I might not be mad if that's the case, but right now it's super unfair!
>>9356583
I would but I don't have a good enough pc and I'm poor as fuck and I also just flat out don't want to buy or build a pc because I'm a lazy fucker.
>>9356584
Lanas mom is behaving like a mom.
>>9356584
Had to rely on a kid for your dirty work, huh Kosaku? Can you even call yourself a man after that? I wouldn't.
>>9356584
Hey, leave my kids outta this, they ain't got nothin' ta do with what just happened. You try fightin' a ton 'a ants at one time, it ain't just some walk in the park. There's lots of 'em. Thousands, millions. Ya smash one 'n ya just piss off the rest of 'em even more, ya can't win, it's impossible. Nobody can. Ants're fuckin' scary.
>>9356584
Yeesh ya jerk what did I ever do to you?!
>>9356584
First I tear a man's arms off and now this. I must've been in a foul mood when entering this game to grant people such horrid deaths.
>Rubick turns his back on the man, leaving him to be consumed by the ants.
How is a grown man getting kidnapped by a little girl and a dog?
>>9356621
They're no bigger than your fingernail. All you had to do was step on them. Maybe you're more suicidal than I thought you were. People with god complexes do seek death, thinking it won't ever come. Happens all the time.
>>9356608
goodnight.
>Really cannot even believe that just fucking happened. She saw it. It was true.
I hate this place
>>9356610
See? I told you letting him in the Good Vibes was a bad idea.
Seriously though I swear to god if I get second place again I'm gonna stab myself.
>>9356650
Okay?
>>9356650
Suz-chuwann~!! You can rest your head on my shoulder if it would make you happy!
>>9356670
S-sanjay?
Sit back and relax.
>>9356657
Who are you? I'll try my best to help you out.
>>9356650
Why
>>9356650
wtf are you talking about
>>9356650
What are you on about
>>9356647
That little girl just happens to be a half demon, thankyou very much.
>>9356647
Easier said than done, brainiac. I'd like ta see you step on a thousand ants before they managed ta swarm ya. Ya can't, it's impossible. Sometimes they slip through tha cracks on your shoes, it just don't work.
>>9356584
>>9356620
>Kosaku spreads the ashes to the wind, looking back towards the woman once he hears her voice. "So she wants a second round? A chance to get back at me for her death? Good grief. If it's a fight she wants, it's a fight she'll get, even if I detest fighting."
You say that like I had intended to use her in the first place. She had seen me with the book, and I couldn't allow anyone to walk away that knowledge.
>>9356687
Hot hot hot hot hot!
>>9356687
Killed with a seizure? I mean you can induce a seizure but I don't see how one could kill another WITH a seizure
>>9356687
I'm dead so I'm safe.
>>9356682
You almost remembered my name again! I brought you an assorted fruit basket, with fresh tangerines, straight from the branch~! When you bite into them, I hope you taste the full radiance of my love and affection!
Do we have a Tsukimi?
>>9356654
Well, it's not like I'm gonna kick him out or anything...we need all the members we can get! Besides, none of us are exactly human but we still act really uncool sometimes, even me! Kaito's good for it in the long run, don't worry.
>>9356727
Looks like bolin's wife lmao
>>9356647
>Rubick stands among the smouldering ruins of the camp, bolts of green arcane energy twisting around his body.
Don't worry, I have nothing against you. Just making the competition a bit easier.
>>9356687
>Rubick stands above the fire, a dull green light burning through his eyes.
Now I'm in the business of throwing animals into bonfires. I imagine all that fur only amplified the burning, too.
>>9356701
She saw you with a book. Oh, the humanity. Guess what? Instead of rememberin' she saw you with a book, she'll remember killin' someone while possessed by the book, all thanks to you, Kosaku. Great improvement, don't you think?
>Snowman takes a drag off her cigarette.
Dazai is a good man. If only we had more people like him around this place.
>>9356695
Doesn't change the fact you're a little girl, little girl.
>>9356697
While you're dead, why don't you gather some little bugs for me to step on? After I'm done here I'll show you how it's done.
>>9356714
You're welcome.
I want to ERP with ______
>>9356568
I-it's not like you money for anything thing else.. Plus I recall you saying you owed me one, but maybe I can get you things for less?
>>9356610
Well I was going to make it "no girls allowed" but that doesn't make any sense any more considering so.. I just went with the first thing I thought of, sorry but you can't come up.
>>9356761
Yeah, yeah, tough guy. Talk big now.
That smile's nothing more than a facade. Haru's a demon, and it seems like his wrangler is Ash. Imagine what would happen if Ash croaked, leaving Haru unchained.
>>9356772
Maria
>>9356761
And beerus is just a cat.
>>9356772
Suz-chuwan.
>>9356772
Vert
>>9356722
>She doesn't say much, but her eyes definitely light up at the neatly gathered assortment of perfect shapes and colors. Suz begins to hum idly to herself while picking through the things she didn't like or want and tossing them haphazardly over her shoulder.
>Finally, she settled on an apple. The bite explodes inside of her mouth with fresh juices , and the merc grins and raises the fruit in thanks as the nectar spills down her lips.
>>9356772
Red.
Oh wait, it's already done.
>>9356784
Don't push it, Kaito. Next you're gonna run off and wreck yourself just to make me fix it.
>>9356804
Good luck with that
>>9356772
Maria.
>>9356787
At least I made it further than the bottom five this time. Now I'm in the top five! That's definitely an improvement.
>Rubick closes his eyes, accepting his death with happiness. Seriously, it's so much better than the bottom five.
>>9356749
>Kosaku sighs, fixing his tie to occupy himself while listening to the woman's lecture. "She's on to talk. If she was the one that had killed the child, she wouldn't have batted a single eyelash. Good grief."
And will it make a difference at all? What difference would one death make to the thousands she's probably done before? It's not like she'd remember she had done it, anyway. Out of sight, out of mind, like countless others that had bit the dust here.
>>9356772
Elizabeth
>>9356772
DDD
>>9356821
I-I don't get hurt on purpose! It just happens, I'm unlucky... Especially that Will Smith thing! That was.. Unexpected.
Scratch that. I think he's already unchained.
>>9356786
You're acting as if it's hard. Perhaps you're afraid of bugs? I understand if that's the case. I don't like sharks very much, but any fish with sharp teeth creep me out.
If only Sharks were as easy to kill as little bugs.
>>9356794
>he looks over at Beerus doing whatever it is Beerus does while waiting
He may know a few tricks most cats don't know.
>>9356728
He's not even pulling his own weight, all he does is kill the vibe with his dorkyness, if we wanna convince people that we are the real deal, we gotta get rid of the extra weight making us look bad.
Congratulations.
>instead of a kissu, Ryoma hands the underaged child a cigarette
You were horrifying out there.
>>9356792
>>9356835
O-oh my anons...
Here are the placements.
>>9356809
>Sanjerino watches with dismay as his heart is ripped in half with each fruit tossed from the basket, but is eventually dragged from Hell and thrown into Heaven as she accepts his gift. To explain the joy gained from his fruit erupting inside of her mouth would be an impossible task.
Mellorine~..!
You.. You're making a mess, my Suz-chuwann! Let me help you, with a.. With a.. A ki-
>A singular nostril on The Sanj's face bursts into a fountain of blood, but is quickly plugged through sheer willpower.
A.... A ki.. A kiss, to my princess, Suz-chuwann~!
>He disgustingly leans forward to plant a big ol' smooch on her lips, his own face-labia protruding much farther than they should be and showing he has no idea what he's doing.
>>9356888
>smacks ass
And the other stats, if you're into that. Thanks.
>>9356873
And I may also know a few tricks most girls don't know. Simple.
>>9356862
Uhuh. Sure. Suuuure. I know how weird you get.
>>9356884
Congrats, girl. Thanks.
>>9356873
>>9356884
Congrats nature killer and danke host.
>>9356891
>12th
I'll take it!
>>9356891
Thanks for the chance.
>>9356884
Congratulations, Haru.
>>9356891
Thanks for hosting
Are faction games kill?
>>9356844
I know death is fleetin' here, hun. I'm speakin' in context. She'd remember bein' controlled for the rest of that game. Maybe it'd carry over, but she'd resent you oh so much. Don't you think? All over a silly, little book.
>>9356884
'Grats. Hey, host. Can you toss one my way?
>>9356891
Oh, yeah, thank you.
>>9356891
Good game, well played. I'm going to go find that beast in the lake and make it into dinner.
>>9356884
>>9356891
Congratulations. It's only right of me to thank you for providing this for us.
>>9356784
>>9356873
Since I've won the game, NOW can I come in? You gotta let me in now that this super cool host that took time out of his day to help us gave me a wincard! I think those things work like money here, so that should be more than enough, right?
>>9356880
But...I really like Kaito! I was friends with him before you and he fits our theme! I can't just kick him out! Besides, I'd want to ask Machi before making some big decision, and I know that she wouldn't approve!
>>9356891
Congratulations, and thanks for hosting
>>9356893
>Normally the sight and smell of blood didn't churn her stomach any. But mixed with mucus and those weird, god awful noises he was making as the blood-snot concoction smeared her nose and lips.
>At first there is nothing. Just a zen-like trance of a stare zoning out into the cosmos in the very face of God.
>this is life
>>9356891
Gratsznthanks bby
>>9356956
Suzumi are you ok
>>9356917
Thanks for hosting uno
>>9356891
The only thing I have to say are my Congratulations to the Winner of this challenge, and of course, thanking the Host for this chance.
>>9356902
I don't doubt you at all. I don't think girls your age have the strength to carry that thing large weapon you have there.
I also don't think they know how to grown horns either. That by itself is a nice trick. That still doesn't mean you're not a little girl. The person you kidnapped should have been able to fend you off, or at least ground you.
>>9356909
I'm pretty sure that's a boy.
>>9356919
>he tosses her one, but it turns out to be nothing more than chocolate candy
>>9356941
I haven't been called super cool in a long time. Thank you.
>>9356913
>>9356914
>>9356916
>>9356925
>>9356930
>>9356942
You're all very welcome.
>>9356956
>Thankfully, she doesn't have to deal with it for very long, as- on the bright side- team rocket blasts off on another rocket of nosebleed, sending the cook flying through the air. Eventually, he lands head-first in the dirt, sending half of his body tunneling underground. On the not-so-bright-side, Suz's face and chest is now covered in sinus blood.
>>9356963
I'm pretty fucking far from okay.
>>9356941
Fine. But this won't sit well with me. Not like it matters anyways, the opportunity rarely presents itself anymore.
>>9356891
Thanks for the game Oompa Lumpa
Post what you're listening to, then music your ava would listen to
>>9356884
Congratulations Haru! Sorry that I couldn't let you into the tree house!
Thank you very much for hosting, it was fun until that squid killed me!
>>9356909
Huh? How weird I get? A-am I really that weird..?
>>9356941
I'm sorry! I just can't, rules are rules and someone like me literally cannot break them! I'm built to follow orders..
>>9356995
Tell me what's bothering you
Happy Birthday!
>>9356975
>Snowman holds the chocolate cigarette in front of her eyes, somewhat shielding her glare towards Hoshi.
This some kinda joke? I'm not laughin' if it is.
>>9357003
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nYcmW1jIM6E
Use your imagination.
>>9357003
>What I'm listening to:
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hsFMzeS_oWg
>What Vino would listen to:
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FkJeg135mfk
>>9356919
>Kosaku smiles, crossing his arms. "How do I tell her that 「Bites The Dust」 had taken effect without cluing in that I have a Stand? Oh, it doesn't matter anyway. It's not like she could hope to understand it."
Is she the type to hold grudges? Is she the type of person to talk o f t e n? I'm afraid not. I'd like to keep my records clean. No one would wish to associate with a salaryman that had control over a magic book.
>>9357003
(https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oDba5-eFQJE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wz_DNrKVrQ8 what kind of question is this)
>>9357003
>myself
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XfR9iY5y94s
>ava
Honestly any of the splatoon multiplayer battle themes.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1J6L2fEJ1XQ
>>9356975
Girl, boy, I don't really care, I'm annoyed after a frustratingly quick defeat, alright?
>>9357007
You don't even wanna know. Ugh, now you've gone and killed the mood I was in...
Ngw?
>>9356992
>She is dead inside. The windows of her soul has been tainted forever. The only thing her mind can do to protect itself against this heinous trauma is shut down completely.
>There is no hatred here, or animosity. All in all she's taking the whole bloody sneeze kiss thing rather well. At least on the outside.
>>9357008
God hates me.
>>9357003
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=beiPP_MGz6I
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9CCo0lOxs7A
>>9357003
>myself
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JLo02AquUCs
>Ava
>I dunno why, but it feels like it fits
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c7tzi8wkYgI
>>9357032
>Snowman smirks.
You seem to know a lot about this girl, hm? You know her from before? Maybe worked with her daddy in a life before this place?
>>9357051
When you host it.
>>9357002
Sorry to disappoint...that's just one thing I'm not gonna do.
Uhh, speaking of things that didn't happen, did I go to the wrong address for your ice cream thing this weekend? Nobody was home. Sorry I couldn't make it if I messed up...
>>9357007
Whose rules? The other girl? No offense, but I don't think she's cool enough to have the know-how on giving you orders. I mean, I don't either, but that's not the point...
>>9357003
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X5hMBxYqq5c
>I don't why but I get the feeling Haru would listen to some really cheesy 80s pop. Feel free to rec if you're an expert on that I guess?????
>>9357003
>Myself
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=tG35R8F2j8k
>Suzumi
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=VirLJjG31kQ
>>9357098
>>I don't why
>that should be I don't know why...
>>9357003
>me
>https://youtu.be/k_lgXlNVkBo
>Gascoigne
>Idk probably ambient noise with a bit of death thrown in there.
>>9357003
https://youtu.be/1QJLTp8587o
>>9357098
Hmm? Oh that. Maybe you did, I don't know. There was a lot of people, I just figured you blended in with the crowd, your loss I suppose.
>>9357133
>good fukken taste my dude
>>9357003
https://youtu.be/1x5a9rn9TSM
I have no clue what music Eric actually listens to so have tgis shit.
https://youtu.be/2bSvdMpPnFA
>>9357037
I did? Am I really that bad? I'm sorry Rika, b-but at least you were in a good mood.
>>9357098
That's a little mean Haru, technically speaking anyone that is flesh and blood is on a higher level than me. I was made to do a task, just like a tool.
>>9357158
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=fN-xq7t6pKw
GOLFWANG
>>9357138
>>9357162
>Sorry but I'm really tired right now so I don't think I can continue giving this my all - was nice while it lasted. Night.
>>9357094
Perhaps. Morioh is a rather close-knit community. I wouldn't be surprised if I had talked with any family member of hers. Although I haven't heard much of her, what I know is that she isn't the type to talk often. Anyone could deduce that.
>Kosaku's stare solidifies, his gaze becoming expressionless and barren. "I need to watch my step. She's going to lead me into a trap, and my quiet life will be compromised if that happens."
Now bost ava wallbabers
>>9357210
Nah
>ask somebody how their day's going
>don't really give a shit how their day's going
>mfw
>>9357210
no thx
>>9356969
You're welcome too. Sorry you died the way you did.
>>9357002
You're welcome.
>>9357023
Not at all.
>Hoshi takes the "cig" out of his mouth and holds it outward towards the cowgirl
What's wrong? Don't you like it?
>>9357037
Take it out on yourself, not the winner. He didn't do anything to you.
>>9357200
Goodnight Haru, have a pleasant rest.
^^vv<><>BA9357236
THE ABSOLUTE MADMAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Hi guys, I'm Sombra
>>9357205
Morioh? Now, there's a place I haven't heard of. That maybe out west?
>>9357240
Of course not. It isn't real. The least you could have done was find a real one. But, what else should I expect from a child, hm?
>Snowman tosses the chocolate cigarette behind her.
>>9357210
I've no need to. You already know who else I am.
>>9357264
Hi Sombra, I'm dad
>>9357264
>>9357210
I LOVE........
>>9357288
MIRAI
>>9357288
The eighties
>>9357210
If ya spelt it right, I would
>>9357288
my significant other very much
>>9357288
The Late Streamer
>>9357240
>>9357162
Yeah, whatever. I'm just gonna wait for the next game.
>>9357288
COCK
>king of knights
>>9357210
(This is a good wallpaper t.bh)
>>9357271
East. It's a quiet town north Tokyo, somewhere on the East Cost. M Prefecture, S City. It wouldn't surprise me if you hadn't heard of it before. It's not like I would expect a stranger to know where my hometown is.
>>9357264
Hello Sombra. I would say I'm Hoshi, but we have another one of them around here.
>>9357271
I'm not sure what you were thinking. Do you think I'm a thief all because of my clothes? That's really shallow of you.
>>9357288
the people that were killed and taken away from me, turning me into a heartless killer.
>>9357340
Nice exposition
>>9357307
Hmm, alright. See you later than Rika.
>>9357348
???
>>9357240
It's fine, Really.
I wouldn't want anyone to receive the same fate though. Even if things happened like that way, there was nothing that I could have done to prevent it.
>>9357332
Hm. Twice in 24 hours someone's mentioned Japan to me. If I didn't know any better, I'd say we're already there. Can't say I've heard of that town, though.
>>9357340
No, but I didn't expect to be handed literal candy in lieu of an actual smoke. How old are you, kid? You got an older brother who lives off the pack? Could steal from him. It'd make me one happy lady.
>>9357358
Do I really need to start explaining my posts to you autists now
How can I help you King DDD
vino
https://youtu.be/-i2NUSNCbhU
>>9357370
Yes
>>9357348
If I wasn't going to do it, then who would? I'm not going to say I love any of these people anyway, as I'm sure they don't love me.
>>9357370
What do you mean "you autists"?
Did you just assume my level of social competency?
>>9357377
>I fuckin love that video, he did another one too
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HzGfI_j3Wyw
vino
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M_azCIe_0Kk
>>9357370
That would be nice. Why would you call us autists and shitpost an avatar anonymously? We would like to know when your father left you and how often your mother was beaten by your stepdad.
>>9357369
It's quiet and not very famous compared to other Japanese cities. It's a rather great place to live if you wish to have a tranquil life. Though, I do have to ask. Why are you interested, if I may inquire?
>Kosaku takes a step forward, locking eye contact with Snowman. "Now, the moment of truth. What does she have in mind, and what is her plan?"
>>9357404
>delet this
>>9357363
Taken the burden like that is admirable, but that last part makes me think you won't try to prevent that from happening the next time.
If you say you will prevent it, then you're making someone else go through what you went through, the same death and everything. Are you sure you're okay with that?
>>9357369
If you ask me, I think you might need some sweetness in you.
My age isn't important, and I don't have any close family members. I don't know why you can't accept the gift I gave you and go buy your own when you need them.
>>9357444
>Snowman takes note of his tense stance and step forward. She responds by merely chuckling at Kosaku.
Oh, I was just curious. Can't a gal ask where someone's from? Is that illegal now, too?
>>9357453
Because I wouldn't have to pay for it. I thought that was obvious. No close family members, though? How tragic. I'll shed a tear when I have the time, alright?
>>9357288
Matoi
>>9357472
No. But something tells me you wish to know for a reason. I never was one for backstories, especially with me giving away my life story for others.
>Kosaku sighs, closing his eyes and fixing his tie once more. "Good grief. I truly must sound like a paranoid person if she's being sincere. I cannot let my guard down, regardless."
Why would you want to know, anyway? A boring salaryman that came from who-knows-where above Tokyo isn't person anyone would want to inquire about.
>>9357472
Maybe you should quit. If doing the right thing is a bother then I don't think you should be smoking.
>Ryoma slips his hand under his hat and itches his head
I would rather you didn't. Crying over it won't bring them or her back. The only thing to do now is move on and find another reason to live.
>>9357472
You plan on hosting tonight?
im gay
please stop saying ">KK"
>>9357506
>Snowman chuckles again. It's a somewhat unnaturally deep laugh, yet one also oddly dripping with sweetness.
It's called "small talk," honey. Nothing's goin' on, so I figure I'd chat someone up. You just happened to be the lucky guy. So, tell me about what a salaryman does. He the guy that gives out the paychecks?
>>9357508
Or her? Lost someone else besides your family, hm? My, you're just a walking tragedy, aren't you? Hah hah!
>>9357511
Sorry, sugar. Bit late for that tonight for me. I'll make it up to you tomorrow, alright? Mhm...
>tfw somethings caught on my fan and its making a roasting fire sound
comfy af
>tfw newfag who doesn't even know who KK is
>still post KK memes
>>9357453
Sure? Who knows. even if we were capable to prevent our fate from happening… I mean if It is possible to change it for the better at the cost of risking someone else's life, I would prefer the way of receiving the fate settled to me than seeing someone who's closer to me perishing the same way.
>>9357288
Matoi.
>>9357585
Are you sure that ain't actual fire?
>>9357586
Shut the fuck up KK
>>9357593
yea
Nighto HG
>>9357584
>Kosaku sighs once more, a small smile appearing once he adjusts to the change in conversation. "Possession to profession? This is more bizarre than the other people I had talks to. No matter. Answer questions, and if things begin to turn sour, flee."
I've never been one for small talk, but I suppose I can readjust. I work in an office. I believe the Westerners call us "white-collar workers"? We tend to just call ourselves salarymen. A boring job for a boring man. I enjoy it regardless. And what about you, miss? You don't look to be an office worker.
>>9357632
See ya,squiddo.
>>9357632
goodnight best squid
>>9357584
I'm sure there are others who have it worse than me. I'm not saying I'm not depressed over it, but...surely you have had something tragic happen to you.
>>9357590
Well, aren't you something. Here I thought I was the only person that thought that way. I'll be honest, I would never have thought that you were a hero type. I could see you being something much, much worse if I were to go by your appearance.
>>9357632
>puts a blanket over
Goodnight.
>>9357632
Have a good sleep, sweet dreams and such.
Post shit that confuses you
>>9357699
>>9357699
>How Durarara ended up being more popular than Baccano
>>9357699
How some people think it's a good idea to play hip hop at 7 AM. Loudly.
>>9357699
Liking 2hu
>>9357699
Been here for a long ass time and I have never spoken to or even know who the fuxk Kosaku is.
>>9357699
Why do people eat this bullshit?
>>9357641
Ah, so just a borin' old office worker, huh? And me?
>Snowman pauses for a moment. The lit end of her cigarette continues to flicker, but doesn't illuminate her blackened visage.
Well, let's just say it ain't anythin' good.
>>9357654
Maybe I have, maybe. I haven't I'm not willin' to tell anything personal to a kid. Even one who makes the story of Job sound happy in comparison.
>>9357699
>Homestuck. But in a good way.
>>9357731
This gentleman: >>9357641
>>9357699
Those dickheads that play the music in their car on full fucking blast.
>>9357759
>Guilty as charged for that.
>>9357750
Because those people have better taste than you
Minecraft or Rimworld?
>>9357773
nobody cares
>>9357699
The seasons
How come it's summer at one place but mid-spring and mid-fall only 5 minutes of flying away?
>>9357797
Memecraft for sure.
>>9357783
Go fuck yourself.
>>9357797
>Rimworld, definitely. Rimworld's fun as fuck.
>>9357699
>>9357797
Dwarf Fortress
>>9357699
the fact that someone actually enjoyed the boring rp I had for a shitty one off ava
>>9357752
Boring, indeed. Had I been anyone else, I surely would have died from doing nothing interesting. But it truly is a good job for me.
>Kosaku nods, knowing that the woman is probably one of t h o s e kind of people. "So she is someone that I shouldn't cross lines with. I see. I'm going to have to start watching my tongue if I want to live."
An assassin. You're an assassin, aren't you?
>>9357773
What do you gain from doing that besides shattered eardrums and looking like a jackass?
>>9357805
I care.
>>9357807
It's not my fault your taste buds don't work
>>9357823
>Rimworld, trust me
>>9357654
Ha… I only thought what could have been the most "just" choice in a scenario like the one mentioned earlier, It's not a coincidence that happened to be that way.
>>9357752
You don't trust me, do you? You've got nothing to lose by telling me. It's the least you can do for someone that showed you kindness despite not deserving it.
>>9357830
Fine, but I'm gonna prepare carefully and add some faggets here to it.
give me names, shit-fucks.
>>9357838
Craig
>>9357838
>Felix Walken
>Claire Stanfield
>Vino
>Whichever sounds cooler
>Put me in coach, make me the tyrant king of the settlement
>>9357838
Dan the Man
>>9357838
Robert Cop
>>9357823
Go fuck around with powder toy or something.
>>9357829
Jelly beans are fucking Disgusting.
>>9357838
Nerd
>>9357838
Hoshi
Mandatory.
>>9357861
That's factually incorrect, your mouth just doesn't work right
>>9357838
Jesus Christ
>>9357836
So you choose what you would have done based on who's asking? Putting on airs like that is wrong. If you wouldn't have given me this glimpse of how horrible you are I would have actually trusted you with my life.
>>9357821
Heh. You caught on fast.
>Snowman takes another drag off her cigarette.
Kill. Assassin. Murderer. It all goes hand in hand, doesn't it? But it's also more than that. You ever been part of a gang?
>>9357825
>Granted, I only ever do it with friends. It's just fucking fun to blast technical death metal while speeding down the highway, y'know?
>>9357837
I've got more to lose than you'd know, kid. And stop whining about me turning down that candy. It's not doing you any favors.
>>9357859
That's alright. Nothing will go wrong when I'm on board.
>>9357838
Eric Andre
>>9357699
That I'm wasting my life watching what's basically a spinner eliminate pictures.
I'm bored
>>9357838
Sterling Archer
Making my grand return after 3 days
>>9357838
Vernon
>>9357893
Hi bored.
>>9357897
Where have you been man, I've been worried sick.
>>9357897
Pls host
>>9357872
Post your fucking ava
>>9357877
I wouldn't know what you have to lose since you won't tell me, but I can imagine it isn't much if you act hostile most of the time. I would understand if someone were doing you wrong, but it seems as though it's unprovoked most of the time.
>>9357903
>slaps
>>9357877
>Sighing, Kosaku stands straight and attempts not to show fear. Not necessarily because he's scared, which he isn't, but to make sure that Snowman doesn't try to jump him. "Safety is my top priority right now."
Outside of here? I haven't, and even then, it was merely for a round. If you mean one that causes trouble, I haven't ever been in one. It's too rowdy for me. I assume you're a part of one.
>>9357919
Post cute Asuka
>>9357919
Are you seriously offended by this? That's sad Hoshi. I never said you have to like jelly beans, all I said was that there's something wrong with your mouth to make it that you can't appreciate them. Nothing you can do about it
>>9357913
long story short, banned for trolling loud house
MY LIFE IS A LIE
>>9357861
>>9357829
Not me but Jelly Beans are objectively good in America. IDK about Korean Jelly Beans
>>9357938
>>9357939
Jelly Beans are rat shit with food coloring.
>>9357966
It's an American thing, isn't it?
>>9357917
can't tonight. I will tomorrow afternoon after my twitch stream. last game before the quarter quell so I want lots of people to have the chance to enter.
>>9357976
No, that's licorice you're thinking of. Jelly beans are great
HOW COULD THIS HAPPEN TO ME
>>9357986
What about them do you even like?
>>9357876
Trusting isn't something that can be obtained easily, It's quite different than reflecting a certain emotion on a canvas.
I just meant that between the different choices given one should choose from, there's a line dividing the ones that would benefit to oneself, to the ones that would benefit to your mates… If only were possible to find the "correct" one, even some situations are limited to only one of said choices, thinking selfish to oneself isn't best result.
>>9357986
>licorice
thank you
>Tfw boss leaves
>Just ordered a shit ton of food and watching anime until work is over.
Fuck yes
>>9357998
Well, a lot of the flavors are decent from what I've had, except for shit like buttered popcorn which is just stupid
>>9358021
Fat fuck
Don't quote me on this
-Anon, 2014
Señor Bones pls host
>>9357952
Well now I'm curious, what did you do to them that was bad enough to get you banned? I just gots to know my man.
>>9357922
And is that a bad attitude to have?
>>9357936
Correct again. You're one smart cookie, you know.
>>9358038
I haven't eaten since yesterday's lunch. I've been working constantly since then. Let me eat the shit out of some food now.
>>9358070
There's shit in your food?
GUYS, HOSHI EATS SHIT!
>>9358066
Thank you. It's something all of the people in Morioh have. Regardless, I suppose you're here in order to make sure you're not getting "rusty". I don't see another reason as to why another assassin would come here.
>>9358094
O.K.
>>9358004
You say that, but I trust everyone here. It's not like I'll lose anything by trusting the people here. So what if they might kill me? That's the price you pay for believing the humanity.
In the end, there aren't any "correct" results. No matter what you choose or do, someone will be hurt. Maybe asking you that question was a mistake on my end? We won't get anywhere if we think like we're certified philosophers.
>>9358021
Way to go, other Hoshi.
>>9358066
For you, it is. There's a reason you're acting out like that. You obviously can't deal with the hand you were given, and so you lash out in anger and rude mannerisms. Either something happened to you when you were younger, or the emotionless pit you're in now is sucking you dry, forcing you to become an irritable person that can only truly feel when they're angry. No matter which one it is, the feeling is slowly eating away your humanity, soon making you an empty husk of your former happy self. You already represent a shadow of your former self with your extremely bizarre blackout skin tone.
>>9358088
Pkor choice of words on my part.
https://youtu.be/abVJLOPBnXU
>>9357699
People who work for less than $23 an hour.
>>9358099
Oh, I wish. Truth is, I've no reason to be here. Just kinda blacked out and then woke up here. It's nice, though. Get to kill who I want, when I want, and they always come back, like that Subaru guy. Killed him twice just yesterday. And it wasn't even in a game.
>>9358106
Someone less forgiving than I would call you out for that last bit.
>Snowman pauses.
You really know a lot about psychology, huh? Assumin' all of that just from one interaction...they teach you all of that in school?
>>9358135
>tfw work for $14 an hour
24 to beta test Craig's Enchanted Forest, please.
>>9358170
Vino
>>9358170
Gascoigne
>>9358170
Dale Cooper
>>9358170
Ichigo Kurosaki
>>9358170
Fujiwara no Mokou
>>9358170
Snowman
>>9358170
Junpei Iori
>>9358170
Sharena
>>9358170
Cirno
>>9358170
Eric Andre
>>9358170
Superboy-Prime
>>9358170
Reuniclus
>>9358170
Maria and Harusame
>>9358170
Kanji Tatsumi
>>9358170
Ririchiyo
>>9358170
Rika
>>9358170
Bounty hunter
>>9358147
Just like me. I had appeared after s o m e t h i n g happened to me, but I'm not entirely sure what. there is a way back home, but it might just be long and tedious should I choose to take it.
>Kosaku crosses his arms, his no-nonsense attitude coming back in full.
Am I among the people you want to kill? I would prefer not to get into a fight while I'm here, I'm afraid.
>>9358170
Kosaku Kawajiri
>>9358170
Pyukumuku
>>9357976
That's a cute Asuka
>Pets
>>9358170
Miguel
>>9358159
Your employee fucks you over.
Bloody Mary full of vodka, blessed are you among cocktails. Pray for me now and at the hour of my death, which I hope is soon. For I am but a sinner in the hands of an angry god. Amen."
>>9358195
>tfw legit Superboy-Prime ava never
just fucking kill me holy shit
>>9358106
>I wish I could keep going, but It's already too late…
>Anyways, Have a good rest.
>>9358170
Expert prostate milker
>>9358170
Lord Beerus
>>9358057
I may have spammed them with pictures of non loud house characters that were maybe 18 in an effort to get their thread 404'd... it worked but I got banned lol. worth it.
>>9358246
based
>>9358221
I work in construction, only about 6 hours every day. It's not bad since I share rent anyway.
>>9358237
I'd say intermediate at best for you.
>>9358170
Figuratively me
>>9358210
You've already been in many fights, haven't you? In fact, you just entered into another one. As for your question...
>Snowman takes yet another drag off her cigarette.
No one is safe. I will leave it at that. However, you've earned my respect. That's worth its weight in gold.
5 minutes for anything and everything
>>9358147
I'll be honest, a lot of that was projection. I feel the same way, but unlike you, I handle it differently. I could have been wrong, but it was worth a shot. There's that slight chance you could be completely psychotic, but I wanted to give you the benefit of the doubt.
>>9358170
Ryoma Hoshi
>>9358229
>have a good night's rest my man
>>9358272
>>9358196
>>9358274
>>9358224
>tfw can't do him the justice he deserves.
>>9358272
Swap me out for this guy, I'm about to pass out
>>9358274
>>9358272
All's well. Begin.
>>9358274
Let's go with "completely psychotic." It's less tedious that way.
>>9358246
I applaud your work good sir.
>>9358272
Get on with it.
>>9358287
>>9358298
You both are too kind to someone like me. Thank you very much.
>>9358306
Is it less tedious that way, or do you not like to sound weak by explaining yourself?
>>9358269
Indeed. Not to brag, but in every fight I've ever had, I've won it. Not ones like these, of course, but any one on one fight. I've won all of them through combinations of luck and opportunities.
>Kosaku smiles, a humble stare casting onto Snowman. "I've gained the respect of an assassin. How did I manage to do that?"
I have? May I ask how I've gained your respect? I'm not a very notable person.
>>9358272
Let's begin. 「Killer Queen」 will ensure that I get through this quickly and efficiently.
>Posing, Kosaku smiles and begins taking a few steps forward, singing a small tune to himself. 「Killer Queen」 follows slowly behind, the gaze resting ahead. "Steve walks wearily down the street, with the brim pulled way down low..."
>>9358272
Welcome to the Enchanted Forest, where tributes are blessed with magical powers. How will they use their newfound strengths, I wonder?
>Checks thread
>Goes right back to eating.
>>9358369
Shouldn't you find someplace else to hide? If others join us it'll get too cramped. I'd rather be stuck in here by myself too.
>>9358369
Great, more magic mumbo jumbo. Gettin' real sick 'a all this dungeons 'n goblins kinda stuff.
>>9358369
Is it genuine love, or just another succubus trick?
That's one way to get an animal companion, I suppose.
Selling your soul don't mean death. Just makes you a little bit more empty.
Skeleton
First she's milking prostates, next she's going to be milking wallets.
>>9358369
Hey, give that back! That teenager just stole my wand!
>>9358406
Yeah, sure, you can have it. Not like I'm doin' anythin' with it. Ain't never helped me out before, 'least, I don't think.
Oh, 'n take hers too. I ain't doin' this deal alone, I gotta have a fallback.
>>9358406
I'm not a magic user. I'm just very good at tennis.
>>9358406
Yeah, sure. Just don't attempt to shove your achievements in my face and I'll consider working along side you.
>>9358406
>>9358369
I'm not sure why I am not just leading the cult... did we not previously establish my hatred of pussy magic users?
>>9358406
What are all these tributes selling their souls for? A soul is a valuable thing mind you, you better be making some money from it.
Skeleton face
The trees just want to give you a good meal is all.
Everyone...everyone's dead...
>>9358440
Ya think we should go see what that guy's screamin' about, or..?
Nahh.. Probably nothin'. You bring any earplugs?
>>9358440
It's the worst thing a human being can experience. Not being able to rest is your punishment for your crimes.
>>9358440
Well, I don't feel any different, so it doesn't matter
>>9358440
>and out.
>thanks for hosting
>see you in the morning,HG.
>>9358440
Not my fault... not like there is anyone who could yell at me about it. They're all dead.
>>9358338
The former. I'm not weak, kid. You don't even want to test that claim.
>>9358358
If you must know, you haven't given me a reason to kill you yet, though...
>Snowman pauses. Her cigarette now burns in between two of her fingers.
...every fight?
>>9358406
The whip works wonders on both humans and animals.
>>9358440
Is the host calling gay people a disease? That's rather edgy, I recommend you don't participate in his games anymore.
The forest takes things from you. In this case, it takes your memories.
The lust for wealth burns stronger now.
>>9358465
Emotionally speaking, I believe you're very weak.
>Hoshi leans in closer
If you were strong emotionally you wouldn't have paused to think about what I had said to you a moment ago. I can tell that hit a nerve somewhere in your body.
>>9358472
Burning yourself to death just so you can feel what it's like to sleep again? That's very hardcore.
>>9358472
..What was I doin' out here again? Where even am I? Hold on, let's think about this one.. I was just.. Hm.
Last thing I remember was bein' at the junkyard with... With.. What were their names again?
>>9358472
At least one tribute's getting a good sleep tonight.
I don't remember this part of How to Tame Your Dragon.
That's no star.
>>9358440
>>9358449
>Kosaku stares at the man, bags already appearing under his eyes. "Is this predicament from old age or from sleep deprivation? Either way, good grief, I dislike it. I don't care about my appearance, but it feels unnatural."
How long does this last for? Please tell me it's for a week at most. I don't want to stay up at night when I have things to do.
>>9358465
>Kosaku grins, taking a small bow towards Snowman. "Now I've captured her attention. Hopefully, this means I'm on her good side, or at least out of trouble."
Every fight. Even if I had "lost" a fight, I still managed to recover to a point where I still "won" in the end. Although I don't recommend testing it, I'm a force to be reckoned when I want to be.
>>9358503
So THAT'S what we needed souls for. Hahah, man, glad I had her take yours too, eh? Ahaha. Ha..
What're ya lookin' at me like that for? It ain't my fault.
>>9358472
I figured that would have been harder to be honest. Well at least I'm rich now.
>>9358503
>Unlike before, Ryoma gets a good nights rest filled with vivid dreams that could easily be seen as a nightmare. He'll be disappointed when he wakes up to notice nothing that he's experiencing right now is reality
>>9358503
I'm not even mad, I'm too tired to deal with this.
>>9358503
...and for another peaceful and productive year.
>>9358503
How much good in there was there left to consume? He seems like a troubled guy.
Insanity takes its toll on the strongest of us all. What hope have we?
You see any familiar faces in there?
>>9358503
Why did you even bother?
Who knows, maybe I was enjoying it up there
>Couldn't even finish half of it
>>9358535
>pets hoshi
>>9358535
>wasting food
why tho
>>9358472
>The tree gets cleaved in half, and Snowman walks away.
Nice try.
>>9358492
>Snowman just snickers.
You assume a lotta things, kid. You know what they say about assuming, right? Makes an ass outta you AND me.
>>9358506
So you're the Average Joe office worker who has somehow never lost a fight at all. You're sounding like quite the threat after all.
>>9358532
A meal fit for a queen, mhmhmmm.
>>9358532
I just killed a Guardian. Time to rename this Legend of Zelda: Breath of the DANGER ZONE!
>>9358532
When you love somebody, it's harder to hurt them. Is that his intention?
Food is limited, tensions are high.
The universe is vast, its potential unknown.
>>9358503
Oh, i died. Great.
>>9358562
Once you've had one, you can't go back. Let it go, and I won't have to do anything drastic.
>>9358506
Until you die, which seems to have already happened. You're lucky you killed yourself when you did. A few more days of no sleep and you would have been stripped of what makes you a human.
>>9358532
There wasn't any good in there from the beginning. It's probably feasting on a lot of other conflicting emotions instead.
>>9358551
You could stop the assumptions if you tell me what's wrong. Until then you're leaving my mind no choice but to wander.
>>9358562
I just wanted to feel loved for once. Is it really that bad?
>>9358562
Drowning in soup. The only way I can see that happening is if you've just gone and given up.
Evil salad fork? Well, if it works it works.
Seems the battle for food continues between these tributes. He does seem to be a bit of a sneak.
If you die in HG you die IRL
>>9358581
Peace. Think the last time we saw that was at the beginning, so let's embrace it while we can.
>>9358551
I do have my drawbacks, don't begin to get antsy. I detest fighting if I don't need to do it. Those fights have been rare and drawn out, and they weren't decided by strength. I had won by outsmarting the opponent. Nothing to get serious about.
>>9358576
>Kosaku wipes his forehead with his sleeve, breathing a thankful sigh. "Thank goodness. It hadn't begun yet, but something tells me it would have been horrible to experience."
I'm glad the curse had worn off, but I must ask a question. Is that curse still active now? I don't wish to have another sleepless night,
>>9358575
>>9358562
>>9358581
Sure, take it. It wont go to waste. HehehehehahahaHAHAHAH
>>9358581
...
I did give up.
>>9358597
I don't believe so. Now that you're dead, the only thing that should be keeping you up is resentment and whatever horrible choices you've made in your life. You know, normal things that usually keep people up at night.
>>9358576
Then stop thinking.
>>9358581
>>9358600
>Snowman merely responds by whipping both of them across their faces.
>>9358596
Do we need a repeat of the Feast? I won't hesitate if we do.
>>9358597
So, a hesitant fighter, but if he must, he's a force to be reckoned with, if by mind rather than by strength. Not my cup of tea, but it seems to work for you.
>>9358596
Night comes and with it so does death. The night continues into the next slide, where the winner will be revealed.
>>9358619
Three against one and we still lost? How pathetic. Next time, just don't get in my way. I'll take care of whoever it is. Don't worry your heads about it.
>>9358619
The night concludes with the moon cracking open. Don't look up.
>>9358616
I think we should go our own ways. Bye.
>>9358619
Unseen. There's blood to the far west. Bounty calls.
>>9358635
Well done.
>>9358616
No can do. I may have lost any and all will to live, but thinking about what makes you the way you are keeps me from remembering why I'm the way I am.
>Ryoma waves to Snowman
Maybe you'll open up someday. I don't think I'll be the one to crack you, but knowing you'll have your day is enough to keep me satisfied.
>>9358645
amazing victory.
>>9358635
LUNA!!
>>9358645
Thanks for playing! Or watching. Or both. Whatever you did.
>>9358648
yuh
>>9358636
Good choice. Leave, unless you wanna get a second mark.
>>9358645
Beaten by a rock with eyes. Grand.
>>9358646
Come back when you stop assuming everything. It'll help you in the long run.
>>9358656
Thanks for this.
>>9358645
Congratulations, whatever you are
>>9358656
Thanks for hosting
>>9358656
What if I only played but didn't watch?
>>9358614
But I don't have anything to resent. I think I will still be able to have my eight hours of sleep if I decide to sleep now, but I doubt it. The curse must have been superficial. I don't feel any different now than I did before. Good grief.
>>9358616
You might not think it, but it truly can work wonders if you apply it in the right situations. All that matters in a fight is predicting your opponent's next step and not overpowering them.
>Kosaku crosses his arms, looking to the sky. "And I had to tell her t try it out. Yoshikage, have you truly fell so well into Kosaku's character that you suggest stupid things like that?"
>>9358645
>>9358656
A partner of mine one. You truly did bring honor to our district. Thank you for providing this for us.
>Kosaku Kawajiri
>>9358680
Shut the fuck up anon I wasn't talking to you
>>9358684
WE ARE TALKING NOW NIGGA