The Official Pony /b/read

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>>9342590
Did a friend or date bail on you again today?

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mixing anime with pony is like interracial cuck porn

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>>9342629
No, it was boring. Some happenings killed the mood. I got to clean the house, though.

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>>9342630
Hope tomorrow's better for you.

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I hope it is worse.

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I hope it remains about the same

change is bad

>>9342651
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HgzGwKwLmgM

>>9342657
This guy knows.

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>>9342653
>>9342657

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>make more buns
>have to relearn where everything is again

GIVE THEM TO ME

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>>9342647
Ah, fair enough

Did he buy you a pass yet?

He DID.

My word.

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>>9342713
I don't want to ship an unfinished product, I'm not EA.

>>9342729
This has the makings of a good joke; however, I am not much of a gamer, so the reference only elicited a chuckle.

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>>9342662
oh I know everything
as you may recall

since nothing changes I don't have to learn any more either

>>9342690

I forgot 4chan passes were a thing

it'd be nice not to have to click on so many street signs

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>>9342765

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UOg_8hCC4u4

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>>9342765
you can set your 4chan x to use regular captchas if you want. its much easier

>>9342774
awww shit thats a good one!

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fellowes has introduced their line of 100% jam-proof paper shredders using the patented intelli-shred system.

i have to go unjam one in the morning.

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>>9342770

>>9342782
thanks, that is better

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>>9342790
They said it was jam proof but I knew my gramma's raspberry preserves would get it in the end. TAKE THAT, FELLOWES!

>>9342796
Youre welcome!

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>>9342790
It would make for a fun tweet at them.

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>>9342813
now I can post fillies more efficiently

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>>9342824
post diaper fillies

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>>9342829
no, gross

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>>9342813
life, uh, finds a way.

>>9342821
i don't know if i want to start a whole twitter war with some company. but yeah they're full of shit.

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>>9342837
You don't have to hide your true self babs

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>>9342837
gay

>>9342847
ah good old Jeff Goldblum!

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>>9342861
his character dies in the book, but the lawyer lives. that always threw me.

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>>9342719

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>>9342850
this is the best I can do

>>9342861
degenerate

>>9342875
you cant kill Jeff Goldblum. I think the only time he died was in pic related and he came back in the end

oh shjit I cant find my chickun of buckaroo banzai. do you have it?

>>9342906
the fuck is going on here?

>>9342919
it looks like she peed

He dies in The Fly.

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>>9342919
>>9342919
ah there it is, it was under S for socks, rather than B for Buckaroo.

>>9342925
ponies pissing all over everything Babs doesnt bat an eye, but put a diaper on them and everypony loses their mind

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https://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=medium&illust_id=51261749

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>>9342950
when you frequently fuck kids, you get used to the pee

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>>9342919
it's in there somewhere, but i must not have named it correctly. this is all that shows up.
wait what was the filename you used?


>>9342936
i think he also died of rectal cancer in the epilogue to earth girls are easy.

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>>9342961

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>>9342971
idgaf

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>>9342890
Hey az, ho'ws it going?
I had to leave for doctor earlier.

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>>9342961
I have nothing to say to this. Well played, you disgusting garbage

>>9342966
>>9342966
>>9342950
it was under Socks, I used it as a pic for him

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>>9342973

skitty give bedtime suck

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>>9342989
call the cops

actually don't though

>>9342994
meh
I don't get these pictures

>>9342966
Who can blame him after spending all that time with Geena Davis?

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>>9343006
Are you reading the file names or are you just dense?

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>>9343006
If I legit believed you posed a threat to children or baby horses I would make efforts to get your dox and have you arrested. I mean if youre going to fuck a horse at least make sure its of age, at least do that much.

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>>9342989
i dunno. i'll have to look for it.
wasn't it a gif?

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>>9343025
no I'm reading them

>>9343027
doxxing me would be pretty easy I think
but it's not like I behave differently irl anyway. I think if I was going to get arrested for this it would have happened already

kids are gross and horses are gross, but somehow when you put them together, it becomes a fusion of boner inspiring magnificence

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>>9342950
i posted it here, thats why it took me a bit to find it.,

>>9343053
so youve actually unironically... like..... what the fuck... youve touched underage horses?

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>>9343073
no
no, man

I'm just talking about cutie mark crusaders here, come on.

Of course, if CMCs just happened to find their way into my apartment, it'd be challenging to maintain my innocence here

but it'd be worth it

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strictly speaking though, real fillies are probably more fuckable than adult mares and real children separately, now that I'm thinking about it

like, the underlying rationale seems robust at least. Scientifically. This is for science.

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>>9343107

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>>9343135
>>9343107
youre still an awful person, but not as awful as you could be at least

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>>9343107
>>9343135

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>>9343141

>>9343147
I wonder what the emotional experience of animals is like. Like, is it more traumatizing to abuse an animal when it's young? Should animal abuse laws actually take age into account?

>>9343149
science

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i grew up around horses. the idea of fucking one never occurred to me. horses are huge scary creatures that stamp around. and those back legs will fuck your shit up. they always taught us to never walk behind the horse if we could avoid it. all it takes is one kick and you're riding the short bus for the rest of your life.

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>>9343163
I didn't really grow up around them, but I lived in rural areas and I've seen enough horse to know a losing battle when I see one

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also when people talk about horses being beautiful animals, they're usually talking about like, packs of wild mustangs

not really the ass and the face, "horses ass" and "horse face" not really being flattering descriptors of people, so....

I'm also a tooth snob, and animals have disgusting teeth.

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>>9343158
I assume you approve :3

>>9343163
If you survive.

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>>9343169
i stopped riding when i was a kid, after the farm i went to sold the little horse i would always ride. then they only had the big scary tall horses, and there was no way i was going to deal with that shit.

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I lump cat and horse ladys into the same group.
crazy

Bun people are the worst.

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>>9343201
Good thing I'm a snek person then.

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>>9343226
I do not qualify those as people.

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>>9343187
she looks into it so, sure

>>9343192
yeah fair enough
I wouldn't either

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>>9343229

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>>9343193
lol

>>9343201
What about bum people?

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>>9343244
Hug me.

>>9343267
I think Sir Mix-a-Lot sang everything that needed to be expressed about them.

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>>9343311
What kind of slut do you take me for?

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>>9343325
The type who fails at GETs.

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>>9343331
well I tried

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>>9343311
Hahaha, did you see that cartoon clip about it?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cKHUgJ5suIA

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>>9343359
>CARTOON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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>>9343359
It reminded me of that scene from The Office Christmas special where David Brent tries explaining to his date that women use necklaces to bring attention to their breasts and that it is a subconscious desire for ass.

>>9343372
OH MY GOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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>>9343438

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>>9343372
Yes, cartoon~

>>9343438
Kek, true

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>>9342765
>not having a pass

OY VEY!!

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>>9343458
What is your favorite Mongolian Mickey Mouse?

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>>9343462

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>>9343471
It's like a captcha Shoa

>>9343479
You don't like cartoons :S ?
I mean, I just assumed cause you're posting a comic book character.

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>>9343490

EHE

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>>9343471
am I gonna post often enough to be worthwhile? idk

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>>9343511
>checked

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>>9343547
I do.

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>>9343575
at any rate I couldn't get one right now if I wanted to since my credit card number was stolen last week, somehow

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>>9343587
>using a credit card

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>>9343597
well I could use gaypal but I'd need to link it to my credit card

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>>9343601
>using a credit card to pay for things

>>9343610
actually I could use bitcoin apparently

Oh, man, I still have the information from my first pass.

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>>9343674
Noice

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Time for bed

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>>9343815
Have a good one Intergen

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>>9344119
this will cheer you up!

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>>9344132
Hey rap, I've seen that I think
How've you been doing

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>>9344141
I'm ok.
Wine makes everything better.

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>>9344199
I could probably go for some right now, and I've never drunk alcohol before

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>>9344208
Why's that?
What's got you down/curious/up?
I prefer wines to other alchohols, but my favourite is jamesons whiskey.

I've never been drunk mind.

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>>9344242
Just depression active up again, nothing in specific is different from the usual though

>>9344262
acting up again*

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>>9344262
uh, yeah, don't... don't drink alcohol for that reason.
Even what I'm doing is stupid, it's how dependance starts.... I just can't keep going with the pain desu which is why I'm having it, again, which is stupid.

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>>9344296
I don't see myself getting ahold of alcohol anytime soon, so don't worry about that
It's not like I can drive out to get any, anyway

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>>9344320
You could get it easy enough if you wanted

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>>9344378
I suppose so
It'd probably be better and easier to distract myself from my problems, like i usually do

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>>9344404
Don't turn to alcolulz for your problems man.
Don't be like me kids.

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>>9344570
How's it going Az?

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>>9344584

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>>9344768

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>>9344780
one shot

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hello

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>>9344803

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>>9344829
*raises a rolled up newspaper*

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>>9344847

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>>9344857

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>>9345272
How's your day going canon?

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>>9345294
Yay Rap!!! <3

I'm doing well, woke up a bit late as usual lol, having Lunch atm, might head out with friends at night... how's u? :3

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>>9345319
Feeling kinda shitty honestly.
Doctors testing me for liver disease/failure

>>9345339
Too much alcohol

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>>9345339
Damn, sorry to hear that
Hope it's nothing serious like that :/

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>>9345363
>

>>9345339
what would give them what idea?

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>>9345393

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>>9345446

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>>9345478

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>>9345486

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>>9345498

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>>9345514
u r strange canospam :3

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>>9345550

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>>9345575

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>>9345595

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>>9345632

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>>9345638

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>>9345652

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>>9345661

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>>9345699

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>>9345704
>well...technically that's just a recolor

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>>9345738

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>>9345745
>>9345755
pls

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>>9345767
pls pls

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pls pls i am going to bed. enjoy your day ´･ᴗ･`

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here, have a REEEEEEEEEEEEEpost, freshly printed
----

there are too many individual value judgements connoted by all parts of the question so let's ask about what I think we really mean instead.

Seems to me that traps are most often an uncanny mashup of features that leave a thin veneer of femininity on the surface, with all the trappings of maleness poking through underneath. That's just me and I think it's fairly gay liking irl traps, but lets explore further.

I suppose you could be a straight guy who likes girls with more masculine or at least androgynous features, like short hair or small breasts. In these sorts of instances though it's generally a reverse scenario of what I described, where there's definite femininity underneath in the whole body structure, with a thin veneer of maleness on top. I think people definitely make that distinction whether they're aware of it or not.

Some traps may start with a frame that's close enough to female that there's potential to pull off the transformation convincingly. Some anthropologists might still suss them out, but let's suppose for argument's sake that art can come to life and what you have is a person indistinguishable from a cis woman until they untuck that package they have stashed.

I'm gonna go ahead and just say there's no such thing as a feminine penis. A sissy penis maybe, but a dick's a dick. What percentage of gayness depends on liking dick? Gayness as a state of being is probably some part attraction to the whole body, some part sexual fantasy (a sub-percentage of which is dick-related), and then some part emotional, ie. male personality.

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If you find yourself the "perfect" trap, that's all woman except for the dick, you might be able to get up to ....... between 90-95% straightness, lets say, depending on the weight you give to the dick variable. So already, you're a little gay no matter what.

Now as far as the fantasy parts go, it depends a little on what you're doing. Are you fucking the trap or vice versa? If you're fucking the trap, are you focusing on the dick at all? Does she cum on you? Let's weigh this bundle of questions in at around another 10% and suppose that you are now at 85-95% straightness, tops. Being generous.

Could be though that you like a trap with a male personality. Again, the math here is debatable, but I'm thinking this should count for 15-20%. If you like a trap that thinks and acts like a guy, you're in between 65-95%, depending on your other answers

Factor in body, which gets a big 35% let's say. If your trap has a boyish frame, you could clock in as low as 30% straightness.

I'm not bothering to make sure this adds up to 100%, just illustrating the concept with rough estimates. It really depends both on the trap and who likes the trap and why. Worst case scenario, it could get pretty gay. Best case scenario.....it's gonna be at least a little gay. Depending on your threshold of straightness purity, that may answer your question already.

Otherwise, I think there's no one size fits all answer. Every pairing should be analyzed for it's gayness content according to some formula which has yet to be fully considered, at least to my knowledge.

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>>9345835
Sweet dreams~

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>>9345345
I very rarely drink

>>9345393
Dunno honestly

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I require more pony pony

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>>9345838
>>9345843
It's literally two guys fucking.
The kink is one of them's in a dress.
That's all

>paypal
>credit card
>shitcoin
>not bank transfer master race

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>>9346356
hey I'm on your side
it's the worst of both worlds

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>>9346363
I know, I'm just simplifying it :P

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>>9346358
I'm trying to foster an active dialog

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>>9346398
>>9346388
mislink

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>>9346398
>>9346411
i see

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>>9346458
I think we can all agree that liking fillies is not gay

>>9346358

Wire transfers cost quite a bit of money. Only worth it on large purchases.

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>>9346514
As long as they're not foals.
I'm heading to bed, have a good one babs

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>>9346514
https://youtu.be/O7DrtcdkBRc

>>9347016
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a0Hi-ZKAKMo

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>>9347094
Thanks, I needed that

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>>9347094
https://soundcloud.com/kakuyon/troubled-water-feat-sabang-seph-pierre-prod-liftoff

>>9347126
You will be okay. :3

>>9347176
NO

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I was hoping to ask google if it was ok to do something I was curious about but then I started typing and thsi showed up and made me forget what i was going to ask it :(

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>>9347256
I suppose so
Good morning, by the way

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>>9347264

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>>9347264
I want to go swimming in Jeff Goldblum.

>>9347285
Do I want cereal of tuna sammich for breakfast?

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>>9347333
Nice trips
I'm not a fan of tuna, so I'd personally say cereal

>>9347333
he looks like a Hollywood Jew
>>9347325
<insert conversation here>

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>>9347347
Don't worry son you don't have to say anything.

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>>9347344
You chose well because I do not have any tuna. Got any plans for today?

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>>9347347

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>>9347451
Nah, I don't have any plans, do you?
Also, what kind of cereal are you going to eat?

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>>9347451
Looks like darwin's going to go out and grab some tuna.

Moonie, post butt already

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>>9347464
I am thinking of doing some work, unless I get distracted, and maybe going out later. There are some things that occurred to me that I want to size before I forget.

Berry Cheerios.

>>9347485
Too lazy for that.

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>>9347498
Sounds like you've got a busy day ahead of you
Berry cheerios sounds good

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>>9347498
What are you sizing?

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>>9347522
>Darwin
>Busy

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>>9347522
It should be as busy as I make it. If I do work, it should be for a couple of hours. I do not think I have the impetus for more, and I would still tab here every so often.

>>9347525
That should have been seize*

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>>9347548
Sounds like you've got quite a comfy job

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>>9347548
>seize

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>>9347555
It can be very stressful at times, like any other.

>>9347557
WHAT INTERROGATOR? WHAAAAAAAAAAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!?

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>>9347569
I see, don't push yourself too hard, then

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>>9347569
>You can't misspell things
>if you don't type.

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>>9347582
You need to just to start. After that, it is more or less autopilot, thankfully.

>>9347584
Do you want me to SPEAK?

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>>9347604
Ah alright
>Do you want me to SPEAK?
I don't think I've ever heard your voice

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>>9347604
Yes, only post using vocaroo.

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>>9347618
This is my design. I have a very soft, GAY voice, or so I am told. Some say cute.

>>9347626
HA HA

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>>9347635
That only makes me want to hear it more

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>>9347635
Stop teasing us.

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kill people burn shit fuck school

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>>9347660

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>>9347647
I am not ruling out the possibility entirely, but I prefer typing to speaking. I mostly talked during League matches.

>>9347654
YOU BROUGHT IT UP

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>>9347691
Very well then
I won't pressure you

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>>9347635
i've been told i sound like eggman, sonic, ghost radio guy, lester from gta v, someone they'd hear on a radio and a generic jew.

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>>9347792
Here's skitty making every about him again.

What do I sound like

>>9347860
Post voice and we'll tell you

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>>9347860
Your cadence reminds me of Dyrus, but your voice is not deep like his.

>>9347973
Right, I forgot I didn't vocaroo nearly as often as skitty so some people probably haven't heard it
>>9347978
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0f5LvCcBv42

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>>9347813
Did you just imply that I'm an animal with an uncontrollable deep seeded instinct to turn the conversation around them into the subject of their life?

You fucking cunt that's not true

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>>9348075
You probably got it from your mother.

>>9348075
Yes it is

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>>9348194
she never talks about herself

>>9348010
I agree with >>9347978

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https://www.liveleak.com/view?i=7c1_1494792685

best video on liveleak

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>>9348010
It is a pleasant voice. Not all of us can sound cartoonish like Skitty.

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>>9348606
Thank you
I think skitty's voice is cute though

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>>9348627
It is, but he also sounds like a cartoon.

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>>9348635
He should consider a job in voice acting

>>9348646
Gay Porn voice-overs?

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>>9348646
I think he would get fired immediately for shaking the microphone around.

>>9348687
How much did he send?

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>>9348690
I honestly can't imagine his voice in porn
>>9348720
Nice

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I have no idea what skitty sounds like

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>>9348720
$30.

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ur all fgts

>>9348762
What will you get me with it?

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>>9348788
Something AMAZING.

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OH GOD I LOVE GITHUB WTF

https://github.com/karikera/vscode-nwjs-debug/issues/7

Posted about this stupid bug that kept me up all night the other day and this guy fixed it ASAP and now everything works flawlessly on ubuntu :)

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>>9348787
Ya so?

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>>9348828

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>>9348787
How is life with the crips?

>>9348881
that pic tho

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This happened:

http://gulfnews.com/opinion/thinkers/phd-thesis-the-earth-is-flat-1.2009202

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>>9348950
whoop de shit?

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>>9348923
I know