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Reigen Mommataka
Suz
>>9327621
Emi the leech
>>9327621
Chie
>>9327601
I don't have anyone else to share it with. So why not? I might as well.
Maria and Harusame
>>9327621
Yukine's lover
The Skeleton That Will Kill All Things
Pyromancer Laurentius
katakuri Charlotte
>>9327621
Draco
>>9327621
Ririchiyo
Grora
>>9327621
Phil Elverum
Siegmeyer of Catarina!
Lord Beerus
>>9327643
>>9327621
Please rename to Lizzo
New King
>>9327621
an outdated meme
Black Iron Tarkus
>>9327621
Volga
Monsieur Le President
>>9327621
The United Kingdom
>>9327643
>puyos your tetris
Iida Tenya
Hayase Kinue
>>9327621
>>9327653
Stop that. Do not do this.
>>9327670
iiya
Anyone past this point is LATE
Starting immediately.
>>9327638
>Whoops, didn't mean to quote you.
>I wanted to post >>9327616
The Rock n Roll truth Skelly
Begin!
>>9327674
Wh-why am I suddenly being brought into this...?
>>9327679
Looks good I think!
>>9327621
Captain Luna
>>9327668
>Screams on the trash gets on her side of the screen as she desperately attempts to clean it all up
>>9327687
Hey don't be so rough with me and that tiny th-
>>9327687
>>9327691
>laughs as i 12-chain into an all clear
>>9327685
If I see you hitting a woman, I will be calling the police.
>>9327687
Once I was the Skeleton That Will Kill All Things. Now I'm just another bone in the wind..
>>9327687
Stop trying to be Tarzan and get down from there! You're only acting like a foo-
>>9327701
>Fucking dies except not really and just loses the match
>>9327687
>>9327672
ohoho
>>9327605 (Maria)
>outgravitates
>>9327611 (Anon)
Of course there is. Raven.
>>9327610 (Wendy)
What an amateur forgery. Your plotting is easily discernable.
>>9327614 (Skelly)
Are you swayed that easily, fool?
>>9327637
Sometimes it is wiser to be silent, lest one says too much.
>tfw you reply to so many posts you miss the new game
>>9327687
Ridge gran
>>9327715
Well, sometimes, you just. Uhm. You're just desperate or lonely enough to want to share it with anyone. Even if it's scary.
>>9327720
>>9327715
Yes. Yes I am!
>bones rattle
>evil cackling
>>9327715
>Goes and pets Sunbutt instead cause she'll allow i-OH GOD NO THIS AIN'T CELESTIA IT'S FUCKING MOLESTIAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
GOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAL STURRIDGE
>>9327735
HISSSSSSSSSS
>>9327744
Go home Maria, you're drunk.
I want to Draco Draco's Dracos
>>9327724
That much is true. A difficult choice to make.
I would ask that you be sure with whom to share either way, but I can hardly order you to.
>>9327728
You truly are a spineless individual.
>>9327744
Oh hush you, you'll like it.
>>9327754
ARE YOU SURE I'M DRUNK ANON? BECAUSE I THINK I AM.
>>9327760
I NORMALLY DO BUT THIS IS NO GOODY, SEND HELP PLEASE!
>>9327759
I want to Junko Junko's Junko
>>9327751
You people cheat a lot.
>>9327760
I wouldn't mind sharing one bit. I'd love some company sometimes. Uhm...I should probably go. Sorry for bugging you, miss.
>>9327760
Get off your high horse, horse! I'll take no disrespect from this disgrace of nature! En garde! En garde!
>>9327808
>drops tail
>>9327767
You brought this on yourself.
>>9327785
Not at all. Take care.
>>9327788
Why so thin skinned, skeleton? Did I rattle your bones?
>>9327830
>Is dragged off into a room by the rapist and comes out half an hour later with the bitch passed out
I think I did abit too much.
>>9327830
Choose your words carefully, or I will be forced to rein you in. You're going to be in a world of herd real soon if you don't wise up soon. I'm the stuff night mares are made out of, you'll see.
>>9327864
That second sentence could flow better, but what do I care? I'm a skeleton. I'm just pointing this out to let you all know that I'm able to string a sentence together more better if I so choose. I am a master of literature and also words and stuff.
>>9327849
A lady never loves and tells.
>>9327864
Yes you are, since I too have a skeleton. Just for that I am more than you will ever be.
>>9327872
Uhhh..you're lame!
>>9327880
You're really desperate aren't you?
>>9327872
I suggest not lookin in there though, it's quite the mess that was made within the room.
>>9327880
>Phil Elverum manages to make everyone else laugh while Phil Elverum's story had everyone falling asleep.
It isn't confusing because of the next sentence but you might want to get that fixed.
>>9327880
>Thank you for hosting
>Congratulations to whoever wins.
>>9327885
Eloquent.
>>9327893
I would never do so willingly either way.
>>9327898
Kek, I bet you thought you really found something too.
>>9327904
I think you're replying to the wrong guy.
Congrats to the winner!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5LitDGyxFh4
Congrats to the winner, here's your winscreen!
>>9327918
>thanks for hosting
>>9327930
can't even read the last and 3rd last words
>>9327903
You're pasture prime now, foal. You've got a lot of growing up to do before you can best my superior rhetoric. Now it's time for you to pony up and give me my victory shekels.
>>9327930
I hate losing, so I won't say congratulations NOR will I thank you. It might sound like I'm being a little baby right now but that's simply how it is, I'm sorry. Have a complaint? Tell HR, because I'm sure as heck not going to listen to it.
>>9327936
Learn how to read, get some glasses, or zoom in on your phone.
>>9327946
the font is too hard to read when the letters blend all over each other
how about using some lower-case letters
>>9327930
Thanks.
I'm going to go away now.
>>9327930
Congratulations
>>9327918
Thanks for hosting again
>>9327918
Thanks for hosting.
>>9327930
Okay I'm sorry, thanks for hosting and good job to the winner.
>>9327950
It's the stylistic Gravity Games font, it's all capital letters. I'll think about changing it, but not really.
If any of you could, would you abort Hitler?
>>9327960
>>9327955
>>9327954
>>9327952
>>9327943
>>9327931
Thanks for playing, see you next time.
>>9327961
Have you thought about killing yourself?
>>9327965
Who knows how much that'll fuck up the timeline? I'd rather just leave things the way they are. It might get better, it might get worse. We have no way of knowing and I'm not one to take risks.
>>9327968
What's with all this anonymous shitposting?
>>9327968
Frequently
>>9327930
Congrats, thanks for the hosting thingy.
>>9327965
Why? If he kept going he would have killed his own race desu.
>>9327965
buttterfly effect son, time travel back in time to too dangerous
>>9327943
You are contradicting yourself, bonehead!
Why are my filters exploding right now? Is it irrelevantfag hours?
>>9327898
Can you fix the fact that the Recreation Event sucks
>>9328014
Hoshi just hosted if that means anything.
>>9328015
Recreation Night is supposed to suck. Haven't you ever been to summer camp?
>>9328022
I mean it just sucks. You lose some sport and then you're out of the game? Sucks to rp to.
>>9328006
That's because my puns work on so many levels that it confuses lesser minds. I am no numbskull! I'm just really, really, really smart.
>>9328030
>Implying you RP
Like I haven't heard that one before.
GOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLLL QTINHO
>>9328036
I was just putting in my two cents, you don't need to get so aggressive.
>>9328030
>t. reigen, suz, beerus, grora
>>9328033
Your skeleton jokes smart indeed.
>>9328044
Ahem! CORRECTION!
PASSIVE agressive.
Like you.
>>9328014
Is it the pony?
>Starts calling a random avas phone.>>9328036
>>9328055
moshi moshi?
>Sucks dick of
>>9328058
>>9328048
Has something flown over my head here? What's this curious eyebrow wiggle about?
>>9328055
>>9328058
Looks like I still got it. Autofellatio yeah!
GOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLL QTINHO AGAIN
>>9328060
Yes, I have.
I'd also recommned to look up the verb "to smart" in the dictionary.
>>9328056
>He tries to put his best imitation voice of a kpop idol
Moshi Moshi, Sentry desu!! You speak Engrish right?
>>9328095
hai hai.
I speakku engurishu
>>9328110
who is this faggot that links random posts for no reason every single day
>>9328120
The way to measure the autism of someone in HG is to see how obsessed they are with the other communities and how their social retardedness gives them the misunderstanding that we actually give a shit about the things they find fun there.
>>9328094
>The skeleton sits down at a computer with the intention of looking up the verb "to smart," but ends up watching porn instead.
>>9328133
But your boner away.
>>9328115
Herro. I was hoping to move to america but I need someone to stay with. Yu dont mind if I crash over yoooors?
>he plays a soundboard of said idols giggling to keep up this rediculous facade.
>>9328145
I havvu reportad yu to the See Eye ayy.
you pedovial
>>9328139
>The skeleton obliges, quickly Googling the verb "to smart."
It says here "to hurt or sting." Ah, this means that I still win. Give me money!
>>9328152
Y-YAMERO!!
>The caller suddenly hangs up
>>9328169
No, it means your jokes are so bad they hurt.
>>9328177
My jokes are not meant to humour you, they are meant to sting! To scathe your psyche and drag you towards the brink of insanity!
On this front, I have succeeded. Give me money
>>9328197
All you have succeeded in is not being humerus.
Test
>>9328208
:fire:
>>9327982
>pets
>>9328215
Was Touhou always DBZ levels of crazy?
>>9328215
woa tuhu is so cool
>>9328208
>The skeleton pulls out a gun, clearly frustrated that he's losing this battle of supreme wits.
I'm not joking around anymore. Give me money or I'll pop a cap in your ass.
>>9328218
>fucking shoots
>>9328223
Just the SRPG fangame
>>9328218
Whereupon?
>>9328231
Would you care to rephrase that?
>>9328132
Is this why faggots like Lenny, Mokou, and Feels are so obsessed with TLHG?
>>9328245
Sometimes people overcompensate on their hatred of a certain kind of evil by excessively denouncing it because it's their way of desperately denying that they themselves might secretly enjoy pedophilia.
>>9328240
A cap in your flank? I don't know horse anatomy. Unless you're talking about that really big gun you have there, in which case I stand by my words still.
>>9327984
>kissu
>>9328266
Your goofy dance won't make me miss, be sure of that.
>>9328245
probably. i'm half tempted to pick up a serious loud house ava just to see those autists flip shit
>>9328286
fucking kek. Do it
>>9328286
which one
>>9328294
don't know yet, but i'll start looking
>>9328283
Yes it will. You underestimate my dexterity, foal. It's 99.
>>9328305
you have to keep in mind that the main character of the show is already being fagged
>>9328269
Wait, who did that!?!
>>9328332
>raises hand
>>9328312
It won't help against magic course-correction!
>>9328350
You underestimate my power as an OC, foal. I have unlimited potential! Unlimited strength!
>drinks milk
yum
>>9328332
It was for good luck!
>>9328372
But no skin.
>>9328391
That just means nothing can get under it as there is nothing to get under! As a result I am always calm, always in a battle-ready state, able to dispatch any potential foes with extreme skill and ease...
>>9328402
>draws two lines on top of your eye holes, making them look like you are mad
There, you are not calm
>>9328402
>>9328411
Indeed, you strike me as quite rattled.
>>9328411
>>9328411
DON'T TOUCH MY FUCKING SKULL ANON YOU STUPID FAGGOT
>throws skull at you
>it explodes
>>9328419
>reassembles
>angry lines are still there
SHUT UP WITH THESE STUPID JOKES, WE'VE BEEN WASTING OUR TIME!
>>9328424
>nowlistenhereyoulittleshit.jpg
>>9328428
Speaking of waists, yours seems rather thin. You should get some meat on your bones.
>>9328428
Honestly, you're just too marrow-minded.
>>9328450
BONE MARRROW MINDED HAHAHAHAHAHHA
>>9328455
I thought it was very humerus.
>>9328455
Come now. It wasn't that rib-tickling, was it?
>>9328477
Stop, or I'll crack a rib instead!
>>9328424
I HATE THIS, I HATE YOU
>RATTLES
>>9328449
YOU SHOULD GET SOME SHUT UP IN YOUR MOUTH, YOU DENSE HORSE FUCK
>>9328450
I SPENT THREE MINUTES TRYING TO COME UP WITH A COMEBACK BUT I FAILED, YOU'VE MADE ME WASTE MY TIME YOU LITTLE WITCH MORE LIKE BITCH HAHA GOTTEM ARE YOU A WITCH?
>>9328455
>>9328476
>>9328477
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Please get rid of these anger lines, it's bad for the soul
>>9328492
You'd think a skeleton would appreciate my pearly white teeth.
Somebody
For the love of God
Host
>>9328492
It's going tibia ok Mr Bones.
>The pun ride never ends Mr Bones.
Rate
>>9328510
I have a headache.
>>9328519
Staring at a computer screen probably doesn't help
>>9328518
0/10
>>9328492
Were they too hard? Too biting?
Well..
Bone appetit.
>>9328491
Those were my best ones. I always have enjoyed wordplay.
>>9328534
suika?
>>9328509
TEETH ARE NOT BONES I DON'T CARE AT ALL
>>9328515
>>9328534
I DON'T HAVE THE STOMACH FOR THIS SHIT, UNANGER ME NOW!!!!
>dies of an aneurysm
>>9328549
That's Patchouli dumbass
>>9328549
>is there anyone else here that would give enough of a fuck to play patchouli?
>of course it's me. :v
>>9328560
Yeah but Suikafag also fags Patchouli
He usually doesn't post around these hours
>>9328556
Looks like someone got boned.
>>9328525
I know, but I don't want it to hurt MORE.
>>9328566
Okay, that clears things up
>>9328566
ily
>>9328556
Admit it, you are envious of my gums.
>>9328534
You, Raven and I should have a conversation some day.
>>9328556
Ahh... Alas, poor skeleton. I knew him, anons, a fellow of infinite frustration, of most excellent anger.
>>9328585
>you're too kind. <3
>>9328581
>Yup. Why, did you need something?
>>9328604
Nope, I've never see you around these hours
>>9328604
I'm not even a touhou fan but patchy is bae
guess who i am lelelelel
>>9328640
Osama bin Laden
>>9328601
Raven? I wouldn't necessarily be opposed to that if the offer arose. As for you, I have very little interaction with... but your speechcraft is decent enough at first glance.
>>9328640
>you better not be anonposting again, guts. >:v
>>9328612
>i live strange hours, anon.
>>9328655
I was a fan of patchy before any of these fags. Guess who I am, should be easy.
>Don't want to hist cuz tired and cooking something.
>Remember that everyone lurks until a game comes out.
>Fuck.
>>9328655
Your eyesight must be impeccable, for you to see my spoken words.
>>9328655
Wrong.
>>9328604
>>9328601
>>9328576
Alas, poor me indeed. When I was at my most vulnerable I found myself the victim of a relentless verbal assault. Sticks and stones may break my bones...but words hurt something deeper.
Use this time! Reflect upon your misdeeds and become better people! For that was my purpose here the entire time, to facilitate your growth and let you become stronger people! And horses! Go now, reflect! Reflect on how you're all dicks! It is funny because although I am the one lacking a heart, you are all more heartless than I. Dicks! Buncha dicks!
>>9328688
There is nothing beneath your bones.
>>9328671
>I honestly have very little clue. Um, is that you sol?
>>9328680
You know exactly what I meant, don't feign ignorance. It doesn't suit you.
>>9328684
>wait, im guessing for two now? I'm terrible at guessing games, anons!
>>9328715
Quite the contrary, observe.
>>9328715
>SoL
>>9328688
A bunch of dicks?
With balls or without balls? Plastic or paper bag? Or are they tied up with a rubber band? Help me visualize this slur you've just used against me.
>>9328715
Can't guess? Alright... I'm in the thread...
Breathing down your neck...
>>9328751
A bunch of sticks is a faggot.
Is a bunch of dicks also a faggot?
>>9328746
>oh wait, the trap? Whatever their name is? I'm really sorry, i am terrible at sussing out who's who around here. It's kind of the point.
>>9328759
>gary? Aussa? :v
>>9328703
I'm evil now because you hurt my feelings. This is character development.
>>9328751
It appears that in my outrage I tagged the wrong person. However, I'm evil now so I'm standing by that statement. To help you visualise: a bunch of dicks refers to you and the company I tagged you with, as you are all literal walking dicks. You may not have had anything to do with my rage aneurysm-induced death, but it is as I said: I am now evil.
>>9328776
Wrong...
>>9328780
But how can you feel without nerves?
>>9328780
How about, a bag...
>Asuka pulls out a leather bag
>It seems to be full of soft things
OF DICKS!
>Tosses it at you like a grenade
>The bag begins to open in midair
>>9328784
>murica? Kaito? An anon?
>>9328776
>trap
Wow, how can you mistake me for that cossdressing whimp?
>>9328799
Baka... baka, baka, baka, baka!
>>9328776
I'm pretty sure that that's Fumi/Kuga/Tenyruu. If I felt like breathing down your neck I'd probably do it on Steam
>>9328795
>The dicks flop around as they soar, almost majestically through the air.
>When they connect with their target, the action is in slow motion so everyone can behold it's glory.
>>9328805
>>9328808
>Yeah, I'm a dumdum, I know.
>>9328788
How can you talk without a life, foal?
>shoots wildly
>>9328795
>With his godlike proficiency the skeleton's stray bullets shoot all the objects out of the air before they have a chance to touch them. He then cracks off a spare rib and hurls it at his assailant.
I am all-powerful! Fear the mighty bone!
>>9328816
>The rib flies straight at Asuka and hits her good eye
AWW SHIT, FUCK FUCK FUCK, MY OTHER EYE!
>She falls to the ground, writhing in agony
I'M BLIND!!
>>9328805
She probably mistook you for me.
>>9328816
>turns into mist for a moment
With my vocal chords. Something you are lacking as well.
male tenryuu is the best
>>9328809
>I don't know how you people figure this out. I must not be very perceptive or something.
>>9328837
>who?
>>9328811
>The skeleton missed one! Oh shit!
>He puts his bony arms up to defend himself from the flying dick. It grazes his arm only slightly, but it's still enough to infect him with gayness.
>He plunges his hand into the Earth and pulls out a male skeleton and begins to bone him.
>>9328825
I'm gay now, so that means I'm a good guy again. I'd offer you an arm but I've become flandarized, and can now only think about the bone.
>continues boning
>gets AIDS
>dies and has to go to bed as a result
This was truly an unexpected end, but good night.
>>9328839
>gets a vacuum
>to be continued
>>9328848
Posting images tends to help. And the purple-haired genderfluid chuuni-looking thing there is Baron
>>9328837
who be you
>>9328848
Anon's right, though I normaly just bother people with a face, like now. How you doing patchy?
>>9328849
>has long since reformed
Ah yes, a splendid idea. You are rather dusty.
>>9328848
Hop on one foot, make a silly face, and say-
"Kono Kono Kono!"
Three times!
If you do that I'll reveal myself!
>>9328861
r63 tenryuu when?
>>9328848
>>9328861
Kuroyuri. Some idiots think i'm a "trap". Like I'd tell them the truth.
>>9328856
>Why does just reading the word genderfluid give me cancer?
Hello from the other sideeeeeeeee
>>9328877
Mion pls.
>>9328884
Dunno, we just met and I' already confused. I'll just say you're a girl and that's it.
>>9328861
>Well, nothing's really wrong per se, I'm just worried about a lot of stuff at once and it's overwhelming. Even if i'm having a good day, a bad thought will run through my mind and I'll worry for the rest of the day.
>>9328869
>hops on one foot and says "Kono Kono Kono!" x 3
>what do i win?
>>9328901
Why did you say it nine times?
>>9328897
Don't call me that!! Just call me by my name iyou horned idiot!!
>>9328901
KONO BAKAYARO!!!!
>>9328904
That's a good question.
Maybe she just wanted to make sure it worked?
>>9328904
>"hop on one foot and say 'Kono Kono Kono' three times"
>those were the instructions
So the guy that was streaking at Eurovision, didn't he carry an Aussie flag?
....anyone seen Izaya lately?
This is your local nurse telling you that while we have reached the end of nurse's appreciation week, one should always appreciate the ones that help you. Don't limit yourself to one week.
The nurse also believes it is good to be active during this time. I would like to see at least 24 of you be active at this moment. 24 or maybe some more will do.
>>9328923
What does Kono even mean?
These are the mysteries...
>>9328931
So nine times or just the three?
I'm hella confused
>>9328936
Thinking Suz
>>9328936
Dwyer
>>9328933
>Eurovision
>Australia
That doesn't make fucking sense
And don't bullshit me with ''but they're part of the British Commonwealth'' , Canada is also part of the Commonwealth and they didn't participate
>>9328936
Emi
>>9328936
Osamu Dazai
>>9328936
a man
>>9328936
Arashi
>>9328936
Tired Patchouli
>>9328936
Lana's mom
>>9328936
Tsubasa Hanekawa
>>9328936
Literally yukine
>>9328936
Ririchiyo
>>9328936
Ahri
>>9328936
Chie
>>9328901
That sucks, hope you can find a moment to clear your head aside of bedtime, patchy. Nice to see you're alive.
I've been good, will probably go out later because mother's day, or not. depends.
>>9328905
Fine fine, gee, chill out Kuroyuri. Ain't my fault you look so convincing. At least you've got taste with the eyepatch.
>>9328936
NEET Cat
>>9328936
Yusuke Kitagawa
>>9328936
Miku's ass
>>9328936
Etanity larva
>>9328936
dasharez0ne
>>9328936
Machi Amayadori
>>9328936
Patchouli Lover Tenryuu
>>9328936
Admiral
>>9328936
Starlord
>>9328936
Togame
>>9328936
Tanuki-chan
>>9328936
Draco
>>9328936
Reimu Hakurei
>>9328936
Alexander Jones
>>9328936
Leoric
>>9328936
Sucy Manbavaran
>>9328936
Sleeping anime girl
>>9328942
Literally the best thing that came out of that shitfest that was FE14 2nd gen.
>>9328936
Captain Luna
>>9328936
Etain
>>9329000
This
>>9328941
>i assumed the latter. Never hurts to be sure!
>>9328967
>yeah, me too. I don't want much else at the moment. Just to be a peace for a little. Good to know you're okay too. Have a good Mother's Day.
>I'm gonna have a nap. See you all later! And happy Mother's Day.
>>9328936
Maria and Harusame
>>9328936
Avenger
>>9329007
Take it easy.
>>9329007
Happy Mother's Day...goodbye, purple lady.
>>9328936
Kuroyuri
>>9329007
N-No reaction to my clever and funny reveal!
>>9328941
Kono? Idunno. Usually I just hear it along with the words "Dio da" so.. Maybe it's "It's me!"?
>>9329007
Good bed patchy, have a nice rest!
>>9329000
The others are pretty loud... And annoying, but they aren't too bad... Well, most of them anyway.
>>9329026
So.... It was Dio all along?
>>9329007
Have fun spending time with your Mother. Be sure to tell her just how much you love her.
>>9328967
...Thank you.
>>9329007
Sleep tight
>>9329025
>later, loser. ;v
>>9329025
>>9328936
Yukine
>>9328963
jej
I laffed
>>9329039
>WRRRRYYYYYYYYY in the distance
...Maybe.
>>9329007
>Sleep tight
>>9328884
Because I picked that word specifically because peoples' panties get in a twist because of it
>>9328936
Punished Anime Girl
>>9329033
>A girly voice can be heard from the distance
I heard that, you lazy slug!
I do hope this stimulates all of you until something more interesting arrives. Until then, lease overlook the list I composed.
>>9329007
Take care now.
>>9329021
>>9329052
So......
Let me get all this straight......
You're saying to me...
That it was all just.....
a jojo reference?
>>9329075
Who the fuck draws all those retarded faces
>>9329039
>kissu
>>9329070
>He lazily turns toward the source of the noise
...Midori?
>>9329073
Well, I'm up... Guess doing this is better than doing nothing at all.
>>9329084
Various artists. It's a pretty simple meme to draw.
>>9329073
>A man drifts into the Arena from a nearby river
>>9329080
>>9329091
Awwh-
Thanks Mom.
>>9329084
dunno but they're pretty cancerous
>>9329100
they look like a bootleg version of those Ohayou faces
>>9329093
Hah. Not even close. Now be a good boy and stand near someone that's actually handsome for...reasons.
>>9329073
I should not waste any more of your short lives. It begins now.
>>9329113
I think Yukkuris came long before Ohayou was a thing.
>>9329123
>sleeping girl x tired patchy
Canon ship confirmed
>>9329058
>Well played. Whilst its never confirmed, Im pretty sure Kuroyuri's a girl trying to hide it. There's a lot of hints.
>>9329123
Even the academy was never this confusing!
>>9329073
Let's have some -real- fun!
>>9329123
[Thinking intensifies]
>>9329123
>Dazai nearly dodges the car, almost having been hit
>He begins to reflect on the fragility of life itself and wonders the quality of death being hit by a car is
>He comes to the conclusion that although it could be painless, chance of death is not high enough and dying alone would be lonely
Close call! I'll have to remember to look both ways before crossing the street next time!
yukkuris are for smashing and abusing
>>9329123
So what do you do in your spare time when out in sea? There doesn't seem to be too much to do especially for entertainment.
>>9329123
I haven't been in nurse's school for long to treat those kinds of burns. I shall contact an ultra nurse for that.
>>9329147
>Gives good luck scritch
>>9329123
How did I ever end up in a correction facility...?
I'll make it up with this game, I'm sure of it!
>>9329163
>Suz punched a cat
Now that's just heartless.
What the fuck
>>9329163
GET A FUCKING JOB YOU PARASITE
>Animal abuse ensu(z)es
>>9329171
Sometimes the things we care about need some tough love.
>>9329163
>Dazai whispers to his buddies watching anime
Guys, guys... I know it's fun to watch anime and stuff, but all of you are watching serious animes or dramatic animes... You see? I'm watching a comedy, and I tend to laugh often so if you can allow me to... watch this someplace where I can laugh my sides off without the beautiful librarian glaring at me...?
>>9329163
B-Braces! Are my teeth really that bad? I have to get mine checked out to see if this is true!
>>9329122
...I don't think so...
>>9329123
I'd rather not walk anywhere... Too much work for almost no reward.
>>9329163
...Ow.
>>9329123
>Ahri seems to be too busy playing with her phone.
>She's standing right outside the school!!
>Somehow she's STILL late!
>>9329164
>Happily accepts good luck scritch, looking up from her phone.
Thank you!
>>9329163
What did I tell you?!
>With a swift, impressive kick, her heel cracks his nose.
If I said it once I-- OH GOD! I'm so sorry!
>>9329123
>>9329163
>Becomes sexually adventurous
>Then makes out with a succubus and a bote in a closet
>Well then