Hello and welcome all! Today is Saturday 11pm est and now it's time for Team Battle XXX: Porn Edition! It's time to witness 12 teams of 4 butt heads together and fight to the death with a dash of lewdness tonight! These are the 12 teams for the night! If any of these teams are your, please begin posting:
Niglodyte's
Utensil Warriors
Kazugeta and Krew
Luci's Lords
Blood Sisters
Cool Vibrations
Mexican Space Legion
Team Redemption
Blaze's Big Shots
Capitalism
Knights of the Square Table
Team NSH
Backups: 4 ACES
Jack Frost
s tea,
We’ll be using a oldie, but renovated code. The sexy code! Good luck and have fun with it, you horndogs
Ike
Luci's Lords
>>9321546
Kinda-lewd Hartmann
Mexican Space Legion
Capra Demon
>Cool Vibrations
Megumin - Blood Sisters
Elias Ainsworth
>Cool Vibrations
Zelguis
Luci's Lords
>>9321569
Lewd Nani
Misaki Mei - Blood Sisters
Diavolo
>Team Redemption
Hector
Luci's Lords
Nrvnqsr Chaos
>Cool Vibrations
Rikka Takanashi - Blood Sisters
>>9321596
BOO
GET
OFF
THE
STAGE
Agents J and K
>Team Redemption
Alm
Luci's Lords
>He doesn't have porn yet.
Arashi Nikaidou - Blood Sisters
Len
>Cool Vibrations
Phantom F Harlock
Mexican Space Legion
>>9321580
>>9321592
>>9321608
>>9321623
This is going to be absolutely fantastic. Ready to paint the town Red!
Link
>Team Redemption
Scruffy
Mexican Space Legion
Fork
Utensil Warriors
>>9321546
Shovel Knight
Kosaku Kawajiri
>Team Redemption
>>9321575
>>9321584
>>9321607
>>9321628
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D09yX9C_-MU
Getting rid of my lewd entry images ASAP after this.
Spoon
Utensil Warriors
>>9321546
Plague Knight
Knife
Utensil Warriors
Specter Knight
King Knight
Spork
Utensil Warriors
Laura Bodewig
NSH
>>9321668
>>9321679
>>9321692
>>9321696
as per tradition at this point, no poster
>>9321566
>>9321586
>>9321602
>>9321621
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_R3b5A1SsnI
I've gathered the greatest generals and mercs I could find. They will not falter.
>>9321596
>>9321613
>>9321652
>>9321672
We have gathered in accordance to celebrate TB XXX.
Diavolo, the current head of operation.
The Agents, warriors of TB II.
Link, the first tribute I posted.
Kosaku, the previous head, before he fucked up.
Swear to fuck if we die in the bloodbath this whole thing instantly becomes anticlimactic.
Alice Baskerville
NSH
>>9321663
>>9321678
>>9321691
Ready.
Monopoly Man
>Capitalism
Benjamin Franklin
>Capitalism
Yoshino
NSH
John D. Rockefeller
>Capitalism
Illuminati
>Capitalism
>>9321738
>>9321749
>>9321759
>>9321780
This isn't mine. But let's go.
Reisen Udongein Inaba
NSH
Sinful Kazugeta
Kaz and Krew
Dr. RoDICKnik
Kaz and Krew
>>9321846
And I quickly made a poster.
Pirate King Blackbeard
Trunin
Kaz and Krew
Jack Frost
>Jack Bros
Pyro Jack
>Jack Bros
Jack the Ripper
>Jack Bros
Pixie
>Jack Bros
Alright folks. Give me 5 wild cards. Nigs are a no show
Toxicroak
Crazy Cards
sorry i meant 4
- Kaz
Estark
>Wild Card
Ghost
Bubsy Bobcat
bump
Alrighty then, you lustful lunatic, how are we looking?
>Sorry, technical difficulties
>>9322386
There's only one way that this is going to end; Sex.
>>9322386
We're looking good, Kaz.
>>9322386
lol fuck you guys
>>9322386
No bad touches on my team alright?
Let's go!
>>9322386
time for sex and stuff
>>9322386
I am prepared
LET. US. GO!
>>9322465
>Knife stabs Jack Frost
This is already great.
>>9322465
One down already. No wonder why I stopped using Capra Demon.
Jack's event though.
Pixie believe's its all about the Benjamins
Fork uses his comrades children to make guns
Megu snaps him like a slim jim! Oh yeah!
Arashi, your taste is SHIET
RoDICKnik with his jizzcorn
Jack Ripper got Jack the Raided
Len runs like a little bitch
Is Estark in alien? Damn kek
Another one bites the dust
Diavolo, you nasty
>>9322465
yeah, you...you liberate Zimbabwe. you go girl...woo.
>>9322551
No King rules forever.
>>9322551
Halfway down already. Dammit. At least I didn't get friendly fire.
These chastity cases died virgins. F for Respect
>>9322551
This wasn't how I envisioned my comeback in all honesty
>>9322580
i second this entire sentence
>>9322587
I I die this night I'll watch the entire first season of the nutchack.
>>9322465
Ah Alice, a cigar enthusiast like my uncle I see.
>>9322551
Why can't you guys go a single TB without any infighting? Fucking ridiculous...
Better than infinite deaths
Blackbeard, fuck off!
Would you date a spoon?
Be sure not to hunt yourselves, lol
Should've bought yourself a drink, rich boy
Arashi is being hungry again
Another neck snapped!
I DONT want to imagine that sex scene
But Robots cant bathe
Knife X Link
>>9322658
I ain't noone's bitch
>>9322658
Plague Knight was secretly Smolgore so she killed him to avoid shipping. Not sorry.
>>9322658
Well, You gotta do what you gotta do. Sorry, Dia.
>>9322658
>both main avas are dead
uh
>>9322658
my events are boring
>>9322658
oh god dammit
c'mon shovel knight, you got this
>>9322682
>not using female scruffy as the tribute pic
>>9322658
>robots cant bathe
>>9322735
I fucked up I admit it
Shamefur dispray from me
Well, he IS Jack the Ripper
Rodicknik gets Boned
I guess Elias is actually into Ike, how tsundere
Bubsy's image is so fitting
Son, you can date him i guess
After being teams for so long, Blood Sisters become Blood Lovers
You should've cleaned better
AMBUSH! AMBUSH!
Havent you watched horror movies? Dont have sex when a psycho like me is nearby
>Spork Porn
>>9322637
You brave, dumb man
They are the dead. F for mourning, please
>>9322760
No one wants to do it with an old fossil anyway.
>>9322760
But what is Jack the Ripper without his knife?
>>9322760
>>9322793
oh f u c k
>>9322760
I'm not sure how to commentate on that event, to be honest.
>>9322793
F
>>9322760
that was too goddamn close
>>9322819
>l-lewd
Luci Lords and Blood Sisters are absolutely flawless with only one Wild Card remaining. NSH and Knights are one last legs while everyone is hit once or halfway dead. How delicious
>>9322760
More infighting and death during sex? Fucking...
Can't a naked, demonic version of myself sleep with a spoon in peace!
Zelguis gets grinded on by his teammate AND Spork! Gee
Here's hoping Jack da Rippa doesnt act like himself on thirdbase
Link, please dont kill my son.
I dont know how a knife gets hands, but he's a terrible hero
Ike polishes Shovel Knife's pole
Oh. You too, Trunin?
Now when you mean knife fight...knives or dicks?
Blackbeard is such a prude, ironically
>>9322951
Goddamn dinosaurs...
>>9322951
Well fuck you too
>>9322951
Lewd police! Off the cliff you go.
Can you at least give me the decency of a reacharound?
Alice, you're sick! SICK!
Hector loves kissing bones
Flowers? Cliche
Shovel Knight getting medieval on that ass
Oh Pixie, you're not nice
Don't worry, she'll land on her feet i think
Oh my, Misaki
Poor Spoon. Lost their husbando
>>9323050
I wonder if I'll ever get those flowers...
>>9323050
Well, at least my team's still not out yet.
Three are dead...aww. Press F for mourning please
>>9323050
I'm not sure if I'll like this
>>9323050
more like jack the stripper
ahahahahahahahahah
To be fair, he probably doesnt know anything about this "instrument"
Ike has so much gay porn. It's jarring
Hector fears Megu like i do
Live long and prosper, Spork. Enjoy the probe
Hooray! I'm a granddad. This is canon
Oh the CATastrophe
>>9323170
Coward!
>>9323170
he's not into fat, old guys
not many people are, really
>>9323170
Maybe Spork's hand greeting will actually mean something to the aliens.
Luci's lord are fighting for each other!
Well i know you dont use spoons for your cherry pie, but still
...Son...the fuck is wrong with you? Thank god for Pixie
O-oh my. How naughty
J and K undress each other. Wonder what will happen
Master Blade + Gun = Badass weapon
>>9323245
It's not like I had that much to begin with anyway...
Rest in peace, Spork.
>>9323245
I wonder how much porn does that Jack in particular have anyway.
Luci's Lords are the only flawless team remaining with Cool Vibration and Mexican Space Legion on their last legs!
>>9323329
If Luci's team could just lose a few members real quick, that would be pretty cool.
>>9323329
At least my team actually has kills this time.
...I'm going to disown you, boy
Should've put a cap on your dick
The fuck is a dakimakura
Pixie gets around, it seems
Oh Megu, I feel bad for ya.
I like to think he used his mind to bend them
Fuck guns. Let's trident the bitch
Shovel Knight can stop polishing to an unlikely subject
>>9323358
Dont jinx me megu
I'll promise ya 2nd place for the millionth time.
>>9323393
It'sa body pillow kaz
>>9323393
I wonder how I did that, I guess its better if I don't overthink it
>>9323393
this isn'T CANON
>>9323393
Oh... Um...
Umm, who has the penis here?
Hector X Bubsy
...Somebody used subliminal messages to assault my mind
There's two of you. One of you can buy one fucking pepsi
Why do i hire such degenerates...
>>9323393
STOP LOOKING AT HIM REEEEEEEEE
Kaz's son really wants sex with his dad.
>>9323451
>Red has a dick
Ohhhh myyyy
>>9323451
Half of these events I don't even have words for.
Another three dead. Better luck next time, NSH
One point for Ike! Assisted Suicide
His Blackhole technique makes sex better
Megu, i'm sorry. I-I couldn't help it
Well, Jack wont stab you at least...except with his DICK
And just like that, Elias hit a new low
Aww, they both got the same STI
How rude, Phantom
Knife is life. Knife is love
>>9323553
the illuminati did that
>>9323553
Absolutely everything went wrong.
>>9323553
That's fine, that's fine. We've still got two Tributes in this thing.
The Fall of a Knight
This is what happens when you fuck squirrels
He hides his Cherry Pie porn
No idea my jizz could be a weapon
Pixie shits
Ike has the answer!
>>9323610
Yes! Now use those guns to wreck everything.
>>9323610
oh, you fucking cunt
>>9323610
And so, the last legionary dies
FUKKEN RIP
>>9323610
At least no team is flawless now.
>>9323624
Check yourself, before you wreck yourself Megu.
UNLEASH THE 4CHAN MODS
Let's see who dies...
>>9323643
You shut your mouth. I can't Jinx myself.
>>9323657
NEVER-THE FUCK-MIND
>>9323656
At least my team didn't die off first.
Wow, the leap of deaths on this one. Still, i feel bad. Please Press F to mourn
>>9323679
F's all around.
All that remains is Luci Lord, Legion, Captialism, and yours truly. One in each team. Final war. Let's settle this EVENT
A head has rolled
SUPRISE BUTTSEX
>>9323763
Oh no
>>9323763
Darn, So close to another win.
>>9323763
That status went from "another victory" to "suicide watch" so quickly. No F.
You deserve that bag! Fucking use it
I'm glad you got assraped, fucker
We have two fighter remaining!
We have a winner. Post your bets
>John D. Rockefeller
>Phantom F Harlock
>>9323841
John D.
>>9323841
can't Rock the Feller
>>9323841
HARLOCK YOU MAGNIFICENT CUNT DO NOT FAIL ME NOW
Here is your winner...
>>9323841
Rockefeller
Good gried
>>9323876
FUCKING
Here are the placements. Use this to find out who won.
Anyway, thank you all for playing. Until next time, enjoy your night and enjoy a wonderful Mother's Day/First Father's Day. Good night
>>9323893
nailed it
>>9323916
thanks Kaz
>>9323916
>3/4s of my team is in top 12
feelsbadman
>>9323916
>6th place
Good enough.
>>9323916
Thanks for hosting Kaz
>no capra post-game rant
Darn.
>>9324226
There wasn't anything wrong that objectively ruined the event though.