/ERP/
Still wanting a Mallow edition
Precum: >>9309703
>>9314757
I still want both a Lana and her mother.
Kill all jews.
>>9314757
Still want a cock
>>9314735
Oh yeah?
>AWOOO
>>9314745
Later? Nigga I'm right here
>>9314792
Sieg Heil!
>>9314774
The porn for her has been exploding and I love it
>>9314820
Curse you awoo! I never know when you're actually available for some fun!
>Returns to the awoo and gives her rear a firm squeeze.
How about you take a little break and play with me a bit?~
The weather is nice, isn't it~?
>>9314741
Mnh~That does sound rather nice, hm?
>she kisses his finger as she pushes her thigh against his throbbing cock
>>9314863
Not as nice as your breasts.
>>9314820
Can we forget about the things I said when I was drunk...
*touches you're butt*
>>9314863
Hi Waggysaggy!
>>9314863
The view is nice too, miss
>>9314840
Okay that looks hot
That and a Lana riding the face. That would be perfect
>>9314792
Ebin :DD
>Heilings :DDD
>>9314854
I'm not really sure, I'm in a quite shitposty mood...
>>9314873
Oooh, that thing, yeah I remember, why should we forget that though?
>>9314868
It does, doesn't it?
>I pull my finger back and kiss you passionately right on the lips, shifting around and thrusting my cock right between your heavenly thighs, my tip grazing over your silky lips
>>9314894
Ples benis :DDD
>>9314732
I-It's fine really.
>Galko gives the anon a sheepish smile of her own...which looks equally as cute and sweet. Despite dressing like someone who you really wouldn't want to associate with, she really is quite the cinnamon bun.
I-I wouldn't judge you! I mean I don't even know you, and you shouldn't ever judge a book by it's cover.
>>9314752
...
>Galko jumps back and starts frantically waving her hands in front of her face
WA-WAIT WHAT?! NONONONONONOOOO! TH-THAT'S OFF-LIMITS! No-Noooot right now! Yo-You can use anything but my special place! th-that's for my future husband!
>>9314923
Are you going to avafag her? is just a question
>>9312962
(sorry for the late respose)
It's nothing, I just like to see you happy master.
>The intoxicating aroma of their hardened cocks is starting to put her under a spell also. The way some of them were trying to hide it, and how some of them were deciding whether to mastrubate to her or not made her go crazy with lust. She knew what she wanted to do. She knew what she needed to do...
Master... can you and your new friends come in the bedroom? I have a surprise for them...
>>9314956
(shoot, forgot my image)
>>9314890
Was thinking about picking up Levia-san
>Chocolate skin
>Abs
>Mellow big sister vibe
You think there would be interest?
:thinking:
>>9314975
I'd certainly be interested. Mermaids/Fish girls are great.
>>9314956
No, I mean.. well, you know what I mean
any of the other avas I was playing with around?
>>9314956
Nope, just happy to see a Waggy!
>>9314926
Mnhm~
>She hugs him tight and pushes her hips against his cock
>>9314916
Shitpost away then awoo. There's always time to lewd when your mood changes.
>>9314890
WHO ARE YOU CALLING A FISH!?
>>9314916
Don't worry awoo, I'm just quoting a song.
>>9314995
>Shantae
My dick is diamonds
>>9315004
But I already got so many lewds!
>awoo~?
>>9315013
Ah shit...
Y'know, I'm fucking tired, and hugnry
>>9314965
A surprise? that's a good idea to make friends!
>He opened the door, not knowing what gardevoir was planning, but he still trusts her
Come with me friends!
>He and his new "friends" go to the bedroom, looking at the surprise gardevoir was preparing
>>9315021
Curse you again awoo for teasing me with your lewds! It's becoming increasingly hard to tell if you're in the lewding mood or not!
>>9314976
>She blushed a shallow shade of red, sinking a bit down and turning away, embarrassed
Anon..! That's, I don't quite know what to say!
>>9314992
>She put a finger to her cheek, thinking
I don't know what you mean, Anon...
>>9314996
Keine when?
>>9315001
>I keep kissing you, intoxicated by your sweet taste. That and the feeling of your warm, soft body in my arms drives all sense from my mind as I start to rut between your thighs. My cock presses firmly against your lips every time, begging you to let me in just like you suggested
Mhm~ Bismarck... I need you...
>>9315049
Hey what's wrong, you have a lovely pair of breasts.
>>9315057
Shut up and clean your room Mokou.
>>9315049
I mean that you look nice, silly! what else would be a "good view"?
>>9314981
>fucks
>>9315045
>When you lure anons in to your secret McMountaindungeonâ„¢ with a twisted combination of shitpostâ„¢ awoosâ„¢ and lewd awoosâ„¢ and airborne opiates to work in your sweatshop and serve as consenting sex slaves and McMemersâ„¢
>>9315089
Sounds like the work of the (((tengu))).
>>9315071
No one ever really brings those up though! So..so it's a bit embarrassing when someone, especially an Anon talks about them right infront of me!
>>9315078
Eheh..? I would have considered the lake and surrounding scenery to be a good view...
>>9315120
I want to FUCK Aya!
>>9315076
Not Mokou. I just really want a Keine, although Mokou would be nice too.
>>9315131
I want to swim with Waggy and give her a hug!
>>9315120
B-Birb?!
>>9315131
Your beautifulness can't compare with any of those things!
>>9315131
Jeez are you some kind of prude? I mean you're in this please you're lucky no one tried to grope those things. or make them bigger.
>>9315120
But seriously though...
>>9315131
What an adorable mermaid!
>>9315153
Is Stocking here?
>>9315185
Yep! Just lurking.
>>9315068
Anon, ye-yes, let's do it, hm~?
>She spreads her legs a bit for him
>>9315164
Hell birb us cool too.
>>9315159
That would be a real shame too Anon, if someone tried groping my large breasts, I'd be so shocked and embarrassed..especially if they were firm and forceful about it..I wouldn't know what to do!
>>9315152
>She gave Anon a nice, if wet, hug!
>>9315158
But...surely you're just trying to be nice, right?>>9315162
T-thank you, other Anon! I'm sure, uhm...that you're adorable too!
>>9315208
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2OvJe9r1E6k
Clownpiece ava WHEN?
>>9315217
Miss, i'm not the nice kind of people but you are making me to be one
>>9315160
>you'll never have an awoo sandwich
Why live?
>>9315217
Yup, certainly would be a huge shame if someone were to grope them.
>>9315038
>she shuts the door as they came in. As they came in, the smell became stronger, and as they all were inside, she could almost not control herself from fucking her owner, just realizing how bad her decision may be, she begins to stutter.
I-I wanted to give you a surprize for you sweeties helping my m-master fit in. S-so, I...
>she began to worry if they'd just leave him because of them only wanting to toy with her. she begins to pull up her skirt, revealing her wet, green pussy
...want you guys to f-fuck me. Y-you can join in, master!
>>9315090
thanks!
>>9315228
Okuu has one of the best themes out there.
>>9315253
somewhere in the future, science may begin to create awoos and nekos
>>9315198
Let's~
>Lifting you up, I pin you against the wall,still wrapped up tight in my as I thrust up inside you. A moan of sheer pleasure and excitement rolls out between kisses as I bring my hands down to your thighs and hold you securely in place as I start to breed you your wonderful velvet hole.
You're even better than I dreamed Bismarck~
>>9315228
I want a big Okuu.
>>9315270
I couldn't agree more Anon. But..who would do that, right? Who would want to grope my chest, knowing that there would be little consequence?
Only a pervert would do something like that! And I'm glad no one here is like that~
>>9315234
(I've thought about it~)
>>9314995
My computer died, and I just got my net back. I apologize for vanishing, I was playing with Giga Mermaid and can put out a post if you're still around.
>>9315344
You mean a Big Bird?
>>9315374
For you.
>>9315351
Were we at the part where I was slipping you into my vagina?
>>9315234
Fuck that. When's there going to be a Byakuren here to try and make the anons let go of their desires?
>>9315395
Having desires is bad anon!
>>9315410
That's not entirely convincing. I mean I like fulfilling my desires
>>9315385
Pyromaniac!
>>9315395
what's a Byakuren?
>>9315394
(Yeah I have the post)
>>9312245
>I got chills from being picked, and gave an uneasy smile as I was about to take the plugne
Right, here goes nothing. Just let me know if I'm hurting you...
>She was such a big, yet gentle creature. He wanted to be certain she was okay as I went in. It felt warm, and moist. Yet relaxing as I began to massage her innards with my fingers
Yeah its pretty nice in here, how are you feeling?
>I grinned, gently tickling her clit
>>9315374
>The mermaid princess was more than welcome to give the anon a hug, wrapping her wet arms around him, pressing her chest up to his. She sighed happily as she leaned up on Anon's side
Quite comfy..isn't it~?
>>9315442
Buddhism is about letting go! You're not one of those filthy Taoists are you?
I hope you are all having a good weekend.
>>9315444
Oh no!
>>9315454
>Anon wraps his arms around her. And then his arms move downards and grab her ass. Or what he assumed was her ass
Hmm, let's see if Mermaids still have a butt
>>9315447
Do you want to start?
>>9315480
I'm gonna FUCK Futo until she can't walk!
>>9315480
I know of your sins!
>>9315477
>Kissus the Papa Bones
>>9315460
Not really.. I'm just.. not really seeing a reason to let go.
>>9315460
I want Byakuren to cuddle me and make me better myself after living a life of sin.
sorry, I have to go again... see you next time.
>>9315293
>Her "surprise" surely surpised him, letting him with no words and just staring at her wet pussy, making him grow an erection under his pants while he looks at it
Gardevoir , I-I don't know about this.. but now that you helped me..
>he pulls his pants off, showing his huge erected cock to gardevoir, it was bigger than the cocks of his "friends"
>He gets closer to the gardevoir, getting his face closer to her and giving her a sweet kiss while his friends were watching
>>9315509
Shut up Tojiko!
>>9315547
Alright, do you have a discord?
>>9315510
>Kissing corpses
That's gross
>>9315608
>Not kissing corpses
Dead people can be cute too anon.
>>9315562
I am not Tojiko... But I still know of your sins!
>>9315531
But Byakuren wouldn't give two shits about you unless you're a filthy youkai!
>>9315660
But what if I were a youkai?
Who lurking right now?
>>9315675
>Tfw no Medli ava to cuddle up to and fuck her brains out
>>9315481
>Waggy's eyes went wide once she felt Anon's hands touch her hips and her rear, or the closest thing she hand to one. A plush, soft feeling scaly ass, but an ass just the same
A-anon!? What are you doing! I thought you weren't gonna grope me or anything!
>>9315715
I would a Reimu
>>9315736
>Anon continued to grope her "ass". It wasn't really an ass, but it'd do in a pinch
I said I wouldn't grope your breasts, not your butt.
>>9315736
>ywn go by Waggy's lake every day hoping to see her even though it's well out of your normal path
>ywn slowly build up a friendship with her day by day
:(
>>9315715
>>9315764
What's the girl's name on this show? She's cute.
>>9315740
Who wouldn't?
>>9315802
Need bigger breasts.
>>9315802
Youkai, since they'd die before they get a chance. Luckily I'm human.
>>9314792
Wir müssen die Juden ausrotten
Didn't you at least watch that southpark episode?
>>9315617
>Dead people can be cute too anon.
Also I LOVE this art style.
>>9315866
That guy makes really cute 2hus, although last I checked, he hopped off the 2hu bus and jumped on the Kancolle ship. Also I would this jiangshi
>>9315857
Ich kann Deutsch sprechen Sie schmutzigen Juden.
>>9315883
>jumped on the Kancolle ship
Hue puns. A bote is fine too though. What's the guy's name?
>>9315776
Katie in the dub version
I started having lewd thoughts about her after seeing her with the giant hotdog
>>9315776
Katie or Fumi.
>We need more Gravity Falls characters honestly
>>9315857
Oh, my nipples are so tender, don't squeeze them anymore!
>>9315903
I forget. Not on my comp right now, so you may want to try IQDB, saucenao or yandex to find him.
>>9315923
Karl plays Pacifica
>>9315923
Said no one ever.
>>9314995
Im still here. I was >>9312894
>>9315936
itomugi-kun
So much cute.
>>9315946
A mabel would be pretty cute.
>>9315990
So that was his name. All of his works are cute. I think I saw maybe one or two pics of lewd the last time I checked though
>>9316011
Giffany a cuter. I need her to satiate my desire for yandere.
>>9316011
Nope
Nope
Nope
hi
>>9316036
But why,anon?
>>9316052
>Kissus the sensei in the cheek!
>>9316052
fart in my mouth
>>9316052
>hugs sensei
>>9316052
>Hugs Sensei from behind and kisses her cheek
Good morning sweetie, you doing well
>>9316066
>>9316083
O-oh my...
>>9316072
Are you burping anon?
>>9316093
kinda tired
>>9316098
>gropes sensei
>>9316056
Mabel too pure
Besides I can't think lewd thoughts to Kristen Schaal's voice
>>9316147
>Kristen Schaal's voice
>>9316122
If you're tired, then we can cuddle while lurking the thread
>>9316147
The purer the better to do lewd stuff with,Id say. Its more exciting.
>>9316168
>we can cuddle while lurking the thread
Not that anon but I want this.
>>9316147
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X7vlqoSByJo
>>9316184
I never knew i needed this in my life. I really did. God yes.
>>9316180
>Opens his arms welcoming the other Anon into his warm embrace
We can watch the madness together
>>9316282
What madness,anon? The Place is surlrisingly empty. Still,am I allowed to come?
REMOVE ESL
Is Pixie ava here?
>>9316367
antichrist chan when?
>>9316389
About two nights ago Anon.
>>9316374
I ate them.
>>9316396
How'd that go?
>>9316401
Cock vore best fetish.
GET
ANGRY
>>9316374
Hey; how's it goi--I'm the wrong Pixie, aren't I?
>>9316404
Did these queers get a commission of their characters?
>>9316433
Do we finally have a pixie for Smol fugs?
>>9316439
looks like it. It's a fucking abomination
>>9316326
You're right it is surprising calm, but I'm still happy to cuddle with you. Come here and get comfortable
>>9316404
>>9316433
I <3 my uberpixie
>>9316404
What?
Have you prayed today, Anon? Remember: a pray a day keeps the ESL away!
>>9316404
>>9316469
I would this bun.
>>9316460
>The weird man in the even weirder black robes cuddles up to anon.
Im just going to....wait here for a while now.
>>9316498
I'm rooting for you two
>>9316404
>>9316419
>>9316474
Go back to being gay with Kass, Owain.
>>9316404
Holy kek
>>9316530
Post pussy.
>>9316404
I will never not find owain funny now.
I suppose that's better than just seeing him as a mediocre unit
>>9316404
After all these years, all Owain wanted wasn't pussy but a bit pecker.
It truly was an Erotic Roleplay Thread.
>ERP thread
>No erp, just avatarfagging
>>9316444
I mean; I'd really rather you not? I'm pretty fragile. Last time I took a dick it almost split me in half.
>>9316468
'Course you do. I'm pretty goshdarn useful.
>>9316562
Well yeah, those damn doors don't open themselves
And then I can't bring myself to use you for fusion fodder. I'm so soft sometimes
>>9316404
>mfw you can tell this is Owain posting because his ego doesn't let him put Kass's name first
>>9316562
If I can't fuck you, then can I hotglue you instead?
>>9316558
Marriage when
>>9316562
>>9316632
>cat girl
that's a cock right there
>>9316632
>tiny cat girl cock sleeve
>clearly has a penis
>>9316404
This is how the Owain bubble finally bursts. Who can take Owain seriously as a harem leader when you know he's the sub to a giant bird man? You're free, /erp/!
>>9316642
It could be a girl cock.
>>9316646
>Mecha being right for the first time in his despicable life
>>9316560
>ERP thread
>No one sucking dick at the very least
>>9316646
OWAIN WAS FINALLY CLAIMED
What's the difference between here, fapping together and ntr?
>>9316646
I see drama as a total waste of my time and even I've gotta see owains reaction to this
>tfw no Night Man ava
>>9316404
>>9316673
No NTR allowed here.
>>9316677
Night Man? From the Ultraverse line of comics? He who starred in a short lived, syndicated live action television series?
>>9316657
I sure know I was wrong when decided to come inside your mom instead of outside, fuckboi
>>9316670
>>9316657
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Bix44C1EzY
>>9316673
ftt is more of a group fap that can include a sort of JOI
ntr has only Anon on Anon rp and rarely has Waifu's(AVA)
while we're shit. and do a mix of both.
>>9316646
Yakuza-sama is always right.
>Kneels before him and prays in latin
>>9316581
I'd also rather not. I'm a full grown woman! I'd rather not go through school ag--...wait I never went through school in the first place.
>>9316592
Of cooourse! You wouldn't get rid of this face, now would you?
>>9316600
Hotglu--...Wait you mean like; oh my god, you're such a pervert! Yeah sure, why the hell nooot.
>>9316632
...Yeah; let's not do that, I'm a big fan of my insides.
Redpill me on the Owain x Kass love story?
>>9316701
How pretty.
>>9316709
Awesome. Help me out here.
>pulls my cock out and starts grinding it against your little body
>>9316685
I wouldn't say that. It's perfectly allowed and has happened but it's more of a rare thing here.
All right, what are the spiciest ERP memes of 2017?
>>9316726
ESL are not allowed
No one wants to do NTR
Owain is gay and his harem has finally come to an end
Rhymes
>>9316646
>Owain is the one in their lap
Holy shit Owain takes the bird dick
>>9316746
Birds don't have dicks.
>>9316726
>Jeasus
>Ass Musk
>Rhymes
>New Meme: Owain is a sub
>>9316709
Nah, you're way too cute for that. Now come on, lets blow some more demons up!
>>9316754
>>9316716
Owain has always loved trying to claim or out meme the better writers in ERP
Then came Kass who hit a lot of Owain's good points and they ended up doing a non erotic RP session which caused them to develop feelings for each other and they ended up growing close on Discord. Now they're a thing.
>>9316673
I am curious too, howvold are you all?
>>9316754
Then what does he ride on as he calls Kass daddy so much that even Jinx blushes!??!?!
>>9316715
Oh; well yeah sure, of course I can.
>>9316720
I tho--
>Before Pixie could finish the anon pushes his cock up against her tiny body. The thing was twice the size of the poor girl and it was rubbing up against her! It was pressing up against her face and it actually caused her to step back. She presses her tiny hand up against the thing, trying to push it back a bit so she could actually speak.
Wh-Whoa now! You want help with this? Jeeezus! It's like; twice my size!
>>9316782
You see; I knew you'd say that! Let's go show some demons who the real MVPs are!
>>9316807
Ah, faggotry in bloom~
>>9316829
>implying Owain is on top
Nice try Owain
>>9316829
But Ducks have 8 inch long cockscrew penises.
>>9316812
*old
Fucking hell,i cant write.
>>9316829
Everything has a dick these days. We're living in the golden age.
>>9316826
Just uh... rub up against it or something? As cute as you are it's not going to take much to set me off anyways.
>reaches down and starts to stroke myself, rubbing my tip against your hair as my precum starts to leak
>>9316830
Love between two men is the purest form of love, anon.
>>9316846
>>9316857
>The Pixie rubs the back of her head awkwardly.
Uh...no, no not really? I think I'm...just gonna...go
>And just like that, the Pixie is fucking gone.
>>9316873
>The demon let out a low sigh before wrapping her arms around the shaft and pressing herself up against the thing! She stands up on her tippy toes, using her wings as a sort of balance to give the cock head a nice little kiss before letting her tiny little tongue lull out; sure it didn't really do much, but she was lathering it all across the part of the head she could reach. Gotta give her credit for trying.
Like this? Right?
>>9316951
Just like that!
>feeling her soft little lips and tongue is more than enough as thick, gooey waves of hot cum pour down my shaft and all over your cute little body
Hope you are doing well anon
>>9317008
>The Pixie winces a bit as she feels the cum kind of cascade down her body...Jesus, it was covering the poor thing! But she doesn't really stop, in fact she just continues rubbing her body up against the shaft. Honestly; this was probably seriously ruining her leotard, but I guess it doesn't matter, she does have plenty of other outfits.
Je-Jeez, do you really have to cum so much?
>>9316404
Uhhh
Wasn't Chat's begging the reason we even got a Kass?
>>9317072
What? Please do explain.
>sips his chocolate milk
Yummy.
>>9317086
Fuck you Boco and your choco.
>>9317096
!!!
>>9317079
That Owain will take and take til nothing remains!
>>9317096
>cries
>>9317071
I couldn't help it Pixie. You're just so cute and sexy! Thank you for the help! Do you uh, need me to help you clean up? I did make kind of a mess...
>>9317072
What? I'm interested in hearing this story.
>>9317135
>Pixie detaches herself from the anons dick and wiggles, trying to fwip some of the cum off of her body.
A towel would be greeeaaat.
Who is this chat person and what he did that was so bad?
>>9317173
Sure thing.
>rushes to the closet and comes back with a soft white hand towel, wrapping it carefully around you
How's that?
>>9317139
For a while there was someone who kept begging for a Kass player, the same was a lot of people identify Chat when he anonposts
One eventually showed up, and he said he'd found em in another thread, with some subtle boasting about playing with them
>>9317201
Chat is God's gift to ERP. Truly a glorious sight to behold and the best partner anyone could ever hope to have.
>>9317239
What thread was Kass in before?
PET ME
>>9317299
>Pets sensei
>>9317218
>The Pixie uses the towel the clean all the cum off of her tiny little body.
's fine...and geez, could you do me a solid and cum a little less if we ever do this again? I'm not a fan of literally drowning in splooge you know...
>>9317299
>pats
>>9317299
What do we say?
>>9317328
I-if you dont mind p-please....
>>9317314
I'll try, but no guarantees. Take care sexy pixie!
>>9315923
Fuck that, more Adventure Time.
>Sensei ignores all the friendly comments and always responds to the aggressive ones.
Yep this is why you shouldn't be nice with your girls, anon. Ignore them. Insult them every now and then and force them to crawl towards you.
>>9317354
Good girl.
>pets
>>9317363
Yeah; you too buddy...try not to drown any other small chicks, m'kay?
>>9317420
I'll do my best! I should wash that towel too...
>>9317239
>Chat kept begging for a Kass player
>Owain claims him so hard he commissions art of them together
I wonder how Chat is taking the news
>>9317394
>good girl
(thats my fetish...)
>>9317464
>ywn cuddle sensei and whisper to her what a good girl she is after fucking and filling her, telling her she did such a good job taking all your cum
>>9317373
Really? Hm...
You girls are pathetic. Stop wasting my time.
>>9317464
>likes to be called good girl
Hi Morrigan
O shit this still going?
Damn, I have no idea where my replies are...
>>9317266
Literally the Kass thread back when they were being made.
>>9317509
Morrigan erps and doesn't treat this place as their blog. Can't be her.
>>9317512
Gutes Arbeit.
Would anyone maybe be into [spoiler]big cock humiliation[/spoiler]?
>>9317536
...
Fug u
>>9317512
I thought I chased you off or something.
>>9317504
G I gotta say purple is a good color on you when you ain't getting smacked like a bitch
>>9317530
Sorry
I'm reading some writting books so I can contribute more
I should go back to read them
talk to you guys later
>>9317553
>Tosses dixie cup with a string attached to you.
>>9317568
Dude cool. What's your twitter handle so I can follow you for all the latest updates?
>>9317565
Whut?
>>9317573
?
>Catches it
>>9317553
Nein, du kannst nicht Sex mit mir haben, du Scheiss Mistvieh.
>>9317583
@SpergLover24
>>9317512
Guten tag Graf.
>>9317567
Its the color of royalty, ya know.
>>9317583
Sorry
just wanted to give an explanation of why I dont erp that much
dont worry tho, I'll go now
hope you are not upset with me anon
have a nice day
bye bye
>>9317606
When we gonna fuck boco?
>>9317620
Fuck off already attention whore
>>9317627
I'm game if you are, babe.
>>9317646
>>9317606
Where's your girl, Morrigan? I want to fuck her
>>9317671
>no Jim Cornette ava
>>9317692
>Implying boco is a good enough pimp to keep his hoes in line
He's too soft and cuddly to be good at the game
>>9317739
Hey if Butters can be a pimp he can be a pimp.
>>9317751
Ya know what I'm sayin'?
>>9317761
Do you know what I am saying?
Hmm, an Ava that does what the police chief was doing in that episode would be fun. And I think I know just the character to do it.
Hey. Hey! Wake up.
>>9317923
Shut up, I'm trying to fap.
POST BUTTS!
>>9317959
No, tits!
>>9317923
I want to sleep.
Forever.
>>9317959
>>9317967
>>9317990
Sing me a song!
>>9318012
Within our current society we somehow managed to create a class lower than our lowest class. We have millions of people without jobs nor do any of them contribute to our taxes We are at a state that our date is also on the rise just as our rate of unemployment and poverty, in a way to counter balance this we need a form of slavery to not only give the homeless shelter and food but a steady stream of income, it would be less than what cons get but it would suffice. If we do make a modern slave off of them we can have a constant rate of work and productivity from them, they would produce more for us to sell to other countries and we can eliminate our debt thus making us the only superpower to do so.
>>9318043
>She thinks for a second, and then sings:
Anon anon are you aware,
getting quints is quite rare.
Hello
Where are the lolis?
>>9318080
Now show me your pubic hair!
>>9318043
My ding-aling, my ding-a-ling,
I want you to play with my ding-a-ling...
>Smirks as her bulge grows
>>9318107
o3o What's this
>>9318090
''Ask later, lolicon. They're in school right now.''
>Has a neutral expression as his bulge remains the same size
>>9318146
'Kay
>>9318146
It's Saturday evening you stupid snail.
>>9318172
>Not knowing about weekend detention
>>9318185
Sincerely, the Breakfast Club.
>>9318193
The Breakfast Club: ERP Edition
The only difference is none of them get along at the end.
(Hello!)
>>9318090
wanna watch a movie with me?
It's got lolis
>>9318297
>Dies from cuteness
>>9318277
>Hands in a loli coupon.
Gimme something spooky.
Are we dead?
>>9318363
Yes.
>>9318363
The Owain and Kass picture killed the thread
>>9318277
(Who is Clawdia?)
>>9318379
I'll bet the Discord is imploding
>>9318407
So far only one person mentioned it and then the subject changed.
>>9318434
because no one cares. It's just a picture that shows how gay Owain is, we already knew he was a faggot.
>>9318297
>A Serbian Film
hue
>>9318407
Not really, people just thought it was cute and then moved on. There is less 4th dimensional shitposting drama there and more just people hanging out for the most part.
>>9318486
>Holds back urge to sing Kevin Steen's intro.
>>9318498
Depends on what discord you're on. Most are just shit and then there are like 3 that are just chill
>>9318314
Oh boy, another ghost, how great....
>Spoopy
>>9318362
What? Anon!
>Coughs
that costs extra
>coughs some more
>>9318363
YES! WE ALL ARE DEAD!
>>9318486
Yee niggi
Serbs man, gotta love em genociding pedophiling necrophile niggis, mufackas remove kebab and fuck yo mom.
>>9318506
Wanna watch it? We could prolly find a stream~?
>>9318605
Oh? Extra for the movie, or extra for you?
>Want to ERP as this
>I have no idea about the character
Suffering
>>9318506
Fuck you now I'm stuck listening to it.
So ERP what are you guys listening to?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3fiTIBG6U1g
>>9318624
Take a guess anon
>>9318667
Wing it, read a wiki and just wing it
Trust me, works just fine
Unless you're Pajeet, in which case fuck off.
>>9318683
What is a pajeet
>>9318683
Pajeet?
>>9318667
Research her then.
Find the anime or whatever and watch a few episodes to get a feel for them.
Become assimilated.
>>9318699
Filthy degenerates, with
>Designated shitting streets
>>9318701
>Designated
>shitting
>streets
>>9318724
>>9318722
I'm ESL. Does that mean I am a pajeet?
>>9318706
I can't find episodes or their voicelines over all. Everything I have is a wikie and the name of a game.
>Tfw Anons might of missed last night's edition of Friday Night ERP with the Rock and Stone Cold.
>>9318667
>This ass
You could play them as the worlds deepest most complex character and I would still ask to fuck her ass. If that helps.
>>9318743
>not being ETL
>>9318743
Well I'm ESL too, guess I'm also a Pajeet too?
>Rip
>>9318749
>That one thread where some guy was getting head from a ghost and another fucking a slimegirl and a bug while Stone Cold came in to stunner The Rock.
>>9318762
Miku a qt.
>>9318782
ERP is a wonderful thing some times isn't it?
>>9318743
Just go for it.
>>9318798
It is, especially when people actually DO get to fucking.
>>9318796
Okyay Sinior
>>9318790
Anon a qt.
>>9318821
>mfw it was all furries and kept dying every 10 minutes or so.
Sooner or later the WWE fags are going to takeover and we won't be able to stop them.
>>9318845
Can I fuck the Miku?
>>9318845
>gropes the wonderful, soft, sex Miku titties
>>9318761
>>9318812
Gotcha. I'll read some more of the wiki, finish the folder and then I'll play her.
>>9318763
>>9318762
The only problem is that I don't have a good grasp of the english language... So, I might be a Pajeet.
>>9318878
That's the question that has to be answered, Anon.
Can you fuck the Miku? We must find an answer, don't you think!?
>>9318914
>The miku tittes are indeed soft, "sex" and gropable, for Anon's delight.
Do you know, that if you want to play with a gift you should open it first?
>>9318978
Shit I missed a y. I'll go kill myself now.
>>9318978
I mean, may I fuck the Miku?
>>9318976
Oh it can't be that bad, and google translate is, mostly accurate
>maybe
Oh by the way I have crabs
>walks her pet crab
>>9319015
SNIBBETY SNAB!
>>9314757
I'd play her, but I don't want to risk getting banned for loli.
I also have no interest in watching the anime, so...
>>9319002
Good luck with that!
>>9319011
I mean, we both are over 18 and o---fine, fine, enough joking. Yes, you can.
>And without adding anything else, she simply takes off her bra, leaving the vocaloid tiddies free.
>>9319015
What's his name?
>>9319041
Snibbedy snabbedy :DD
>>9319082
Mr. Krabs
>>9319082
>comes back and cums on Miku's tits
>>9319082
>SLAPS the Miku butt
>>9319148
He's a cute crab!
>>9319160
>Miku recieves all of the suicidal Anon's load in her tiddies.
Now who is gonna clean all of this, huh?
>>9319169
>The Miku butt WIGGLES
>>9319082
Thank you Miku!
>Anon promptly begins to play with one of the Vocaloid's soft breast with one hand. He then reaches down his pants, to pull out his hardening cock. He moves in closer to her, and slides his shaft in-between her plump thighs, letting a short grunt escape his lips.
>>9319210
Yeah, and he can snibedy snab
>>9319210
I don't know.
>cums in the Miku's hair too
>>9319082
I don't remember Miku having such large breasts.
>>9319216
Your welcome, Anon!
>A faint moan escapes from the Miku's lips, as the Anon quickly assaults her breasts and her thighs. After understanding what the Anon was doing, she helped him, pressing her thighs together, and moving them up and down his rod.
>>9319243
>Just before the Anon can cum on her blue hair, she surrounds his member with her cumfillled tits, and containing the release there.
Bad Anon!
>>9319267
Me neither, seems like she got even better!
>>9318344
>hands you a box, inside is Wendy and her ghost sister
(Enjoy your loli, sir!)
>>9318362
(Hi anon!)
>>9318388
(Gimme a second)
>>9318388
>>9319378
(Here ya go!)
>>9319362
I'll just keep fucking and cumming on your tits then! Please milk me dry!
>>9319378
Glad you could make it to this /erp/ too! In the mood for cock as always, slut?
>>9319423
(Always!)
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1jj4qeRAr06
>>9319476
IT'S DOG.
How are you Dog?
>>9319378
>You'll never have a cute girl delivered to you
Feels bad.
>>9319490
(Just order them anon, they cost a single (you))
>>9319488
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0n97zyLuxps
>>9319389
Anon, you really a bad one, sheesh! Still, you already took two loads out, so I don't think you have much left. Fineeeee..
>With a pout, Miku uses both of her arms to squeeze her soft Vocaloid chest around the suicidal Anon's member and begins moving them both slowly.
>>9319242
Crabbo No Stabbo!
>>9319531
No, it isn't funny. Go back outside and think about your shitty jokes.
>>9319539
>cums one final time, covering Miku's soft titties
Thank you Miku! You're the best! <3
>>9319556
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1Z6rj0J4Xr7
>>9319574
I know, I know Anon. Thanks for saying it, though!
>The Anon recieves a headpat!
Now I need to clean them...
>>9319386
(Don't ask for a hand job, got it)
>>9319638
(Also attack from behind, she seeks blood!)
>>9319378
(Oh I thought you weren't here anymore. I'll have to play with Wendy another time. Sorry about that. )
it's dead, post butts!
>>9319779
(Yeah I kinda fucked up and didn't click the post button! That's okay, there's alway tomorrow!)
Where all da furries at
>>9319800
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1nApjeF4tPZ
>>9319800
>>9319806
OwO wat's this?
>yiffs you
:3c
>>9319800
>>9319800
>>9319839
I want to spank and make another cutie mark!
>>9319839
>Spanks.
>>9319800
>>9319870
Smol butts best butts
>>9319831
Got a discord?
>>9319839
...Marecock is more than acceptable.
>>9319800
>>9319927
>spanks in spanish
>>9319800
>>9319831
Who's this semen demon?
>>9319927
>slides into ur thick shaft
>>9319938
Jiro!
>>9319947
Cute Magus?
>>9319947
Sweet Jesus.
>>9319947
Chloe?
>>9319870
>>9319839
>>9319831
>>9319820
>>9319825
>>9319947
>>9319927
Very enjoyable asses!
>>9319947
Would peel both of those off with my teeth, to be quite honest, family.
>>9319947
>>9319973
(Your ass is better)
>>9319800
>>9319839
Sit on my face.
>>9319947
ava when
Too much asses, too little pounding those asses
>>9320001
I've been thinking about it.
>>9319800
B-but poop cones from there...
>>9319899
>>9319866
Oh hey. I was the guy trying to play with Tracer who wrote up the thing while you were tired. Did you want to try for that today, or would you rather do other stuff?
>>9319866
Allo gov'na
>>9319982
(Shh, I knoooww)
>>9320016
>pets cat
>>9319800
>>9319973
I want to cum in all these butts.
>>9320063
(Tis true though! I just want to spank it so hard! And nice mic!)
>>9319890
Yes I am the same poster. My ERP is bad though but I enjoy it a lot.
>>9319906
Yeah I do.
>>9319948
Heroine X
Fixed.
>>9320069
>>9320106
Actually, it's the Alter version.
>>9320106
Stop being so hard on yourself. It can't be that bad.
>>9320106
(I think he wanted you to post it)
>>9320083
And maybe some of them might want to be cummed in by you!
>>9320097
(They'll get jelly! Shush before I have to force you to be quiet!)
>>9320152
(The Queen of Brazil can speak her mind about any butt she wants!)
>>9320121
(If chinzurena didn't have a scat fetish, I would worship them like a god)