Pony Bread
Best friend bread.
>>9302374
thanks for baking.
>>9302389
How've you been this evening?
>>9302368
I think I'm mostly a bottom
>>9302404
Oh hey smokey, whats up
>>9302410
Post butt
pasta is a cute as a button bottom.
why not you?
>>9302437
I'd rather not..
You can have this moonie though
>>9302389
>>9302445
When did you guys figure out you wanted the D and wanted to give other guys the D?
>he didn't ask me
>>9302404
sieg heil
>>9302410
I am keeping occupied. I was supposed to do some things, but that plan fell apart.
Most people I have met here seem to be bottoms. Sometimes it is nicer to avoid exerting effort.
>>9302481
See above.
>>9302420
just watching trash tv and eating beef jerky. how are you?
>>9302493
hi
>>9302481
early on.
>>9302497
My libido is pretty low, I'd rather cuddle than fuck most of the time, to be honest
But I wouldnt mind helping a partner out if they needed it
>>9302511
Really tired, probably may sleep soon
>>9302532
store brand. it's probably 100% assholes.
but you gotta get your daily allowance of asshole meat.
how's it going with you?
>>9302389
i wondar what are darwin best friend perks?
is it something i want to be? what perk do i get at level best friend?
is it something nice and cool or is it just a title, kinda like a bread badge of honor?
>>9302548
Yeah, I know exactly what you mean. I more or less share Babs' sentiments on sex.
>>9302566
I often wonder that myself.
>>9302567
I don't think I read what babs said about sex
I'd probably be way too clingy and affection-hungry in a relationship
>>9302579
I'm going to take the next step and just assume the perk is getting to talk about others behind their back on steam like highschool girls
>>9302566
>>9302579
Once you get to my level you get to fall asleep with him over video chat.
I remember I once thought darwin was my friend until I asked him some generic question on steam and he immediately replied "CAN'T YOU SEE I'M FUCKING BUSY, IDIOT."
what's the perk of being skitty's best friend?
>>9302636
We only did that once
>>9302456
It's just not the same
>>9302671
It means I get to ask you for information frequently, tell you about my daily life and vent my frustrations with you.
>>9302374
Well fuck.
>>9302625
I think you get used to it after some time. You learn to give space.
>>9302636
You are always the topic of discussion.
>>9302658
I bet you snore.
>>9302669
That NEVER happened. I do not know why you keep saying I did that. When I am busy, I do not even look at Steam messages.
>>9302563
I actually love the great value walmart jerky, its good stuff! its goin pretty good, been painting lightsabers today, so thats fun. Did this one up to look like Vader's from ANH
>>9302566
I love bread badges of honor! now i wanna be Darwin's best friend!
>>9302689
I am sorry
>>9302711
looks good.
>>9302722
Then do something about it.
>>9302710
It was 2013, you probably don't remember.
Also I altered it a little, you just said "CAN'T YOU SEE I'M BUSY?" when I PMd you, definitely did happen I don't forget these things.
>>9302710
>You are always the topic of discussion.
Snide fag
>>9302736
thanks!
I remember it happpening too.
I remember when Skitty wasn't such a prude about giving blowjobs
>>9302807
so are we just making up things now?
>>9302807
when was this?
I need a time period to go back to in my new time machine.
I don't remember anything anymore.
I got through all my new vaporwave.
>>9302875
not even the alamo?
>>9302766
I grant you that it seems like something I would say, and if I did, it was in jest, but it is more effort to open up the tab and reply than it is to simple continue what I am doing uninterrupted. I always opt for the latter.
>>9302779
~
>>9302846
At least I think so.
>>9302859
Hopefully it was before his silly mustache. Unless that's your jam.
>>9302896
Nah I can remember that fine.
>>9302907
skitty had a mustache phase? lmao.
just like vegeta.
>>9302913
yehaw!
LACI GREEN'S BEEN RED PILLED!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nQ1ga8yuM50
Well, sort of. She's learned to think critically, at least. Still identifies as feminist, sex positive, and "intersectional".
>>9302846
Many have said that. They too, in time, posted nudes.
Your fate shall be no different
>>9302934
>>9302928
>just like vegeta
GT doesn't count tho.
Taking a picture of your own ass sounds difficult and annoying
Confirmed.
Mirror shot.
>>9302901
Mmm, yes.
>>9302975
Your ass might be too fat or you got arms like a T Rex.
>>9302843
its make up things about skitty day.
>>9302975
just use a mirror or a timer on the camera, its pretty easy.
>>9302988
I have never seriously yelled at you.
>>9302981
I'm not gonna do it
>>9302982
Oh yeah, I guess you could do that
>>9302928
He's in it right now, he got mad when I said it's probably a pedostache.
>>9302956
aw come on.
his mustache wasn't that bad.
it was a trip! a ride even! a mustache ride.
>>9303005
Or a tripod, but then it gets annoying having to frame the shot if you are a perfectionist.
>>9303011
lmao.
I bet it isn't even that bad desu. mexicans can't grow attractive facial hair desu, but I'm sure he's fine.
>>9303012
Still doesn't count.
>>9303005
I implore you to reconsider
>>9303043
Do not take nudes.
>>9303043
Take nudes
>>9303046
aw.
vegeta will never be mustached.
>>9303131
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=nB5FTZkfXDs
>>9303133
Got any plans tonight?
>>9303178
Eh, I will see what the night brings later on. Hopefully something fun. Are you thinking of sleeping soon?
>>9303196
Yeah, I was actually considering it now, but then you wouldn't have anyone to talk to
>>9303224
Oh, there is no need to worry about that. I will find something to keep myself entertained. It is better that you rest.
>>9303159
>>9303249
I was just playing
..Mosty
If you insist, I will rest
>>9303249
Not to mention the other boards you post on.
>>9303275
Sleep tight.
>>9303290
No, I said keep myself entertained.
>>9303001
OK!
>>9303320
Is this the beginning of a new era of skitty and darwin friendship?
>>9303001
>>9303387
only time will tell!
>>9303387
wat
stop talking about me
ree
>>9303387
I do not think he believes me.
>>9303457
No, I do. Whatever.
How long does it take you to solve this?
>>9303455
I thought we were on good terms skitty.
>>9303480
The fuck is this?
>>9303480
red = 20
blue = 5
yellow = 1
1 + 20 * 5 = 101
>>9303487
>>9303511
>>9303511
hi skitty
>>9303507
shouldn't the yellow be 2 and not 1? and thus the outcome 110?
>>9303507
You got the same answer I did, but then you notice that we don't have any information on the blue flower with 4 petals instead of 5 so it's actually unsolvable. Since the blue flower has a value of 5 and the first have 5 petals, you'd think the petals indicate its value but there is no constancy with the others to suggest that, so it could be 81 if you counted by the blue flowers petals or 101 but I choose to believe its unsolvable lel
sweaty.
w-what should I get at the store lol
>>9303565
blue plant = 5
blue plant - 2 yellow plants = 3
yellow plant = 1
If a single yellow plant were 2 instead of 1 in the case of the last equation, it would be 2 + 20 * 5, which is 102, not 110.
>>9303607
Wait, there were 4 petals on the last one? Hrm... then we do have some ambiguity. It could be the last blue is 4, it could be that the artist mistakenly neglected a petal, or it could be a new value altogether. Fuck.
>>9303677
Sriracha sauce.
>>9303677
A glass bottle of Coca-Cola.
>>9303677
nachos yo!
>>9303677
soy milk.
>>9303691
they sell those at you?
you live near the boarder or do they sell glass coke bottles everywhere now?
they sell these imported mexican ones which use a different kind of sweetener that makes it taste better than the american one
do you also get those mexican cokes there?
when i traveled out of state and away from the boarder area, never saw those cokes anywhere
>>9303663
Sweaty?
>>9303681
oh wait, i didn't see that there were TWO yellow plants in the second to last equation and only one in the final. this is why i failed plant math.
>>9303727
I live in Iowa and can go over to Wal-Mart and pick a 6 pack of glass bottle mexican Coca-Cola for around $5.96
little fillies?
Little fillies, let me cum in.
>>9303766
Only if you post your face.
>>9303736
>>9303761
Hmm.. The tall ones here are 2 dollars flat so they would be about 12 dollars in a six pack
>>9303781
>>9303779
>>9303813
Well, I was expecting a variation on the rest of the rhyme, but this makes it a whole lot easier.
>>9303802
Oh shit someone finall did it.
>>9303822
Maybe I'm having a braindead but which rhyme is that
>>9303843
Little pig, little pig, let me come in.
>>9303802
Hey vsauce, Michael here!
>>9303824
my face isn't really a secret, like, I don't wear a bag when I leave the house
besides, people need to know I'm not some sort of mutant freak who only preys on fillies because of my own deficiencies
Clearly I can score the hot tail, I just prefer the pink and purple kind
>>9303864
haha what
>>9303766
>>9303864
Post your face now.
>>9303847
oh uh
not by my pink hairless filly cunt skin?
>>9303947
Much better.
>>9303908
atrocious
>>9303954
I'll huff and I'll puff and I'll blow my load in
>>9303981
yay!
>>9304050
alright then
no idea what he does though
>>9304059
vile
>>9303813
>>9304059
>>9304106
you literally posted the exact same thing.
>>9304059
how much pony cum does a diaper soak up?
>>9304050
Don't you want to show off your awesome mustache?
>>9304149
depends on what brand it is.
>>9304162
which is the most absorbent?
I'm asking for a friend.
>>9304172
rearz are supposedly the thickest.
>>9304132
not with a changing table
I make post
Post
>>9304172
Gross.
>>9304312
what?
you never know when you need something extra absorbent to clean up a spill. nasa uses diaper technology to clean shit all the time. don't give me that.
>>9304275
the interesting thing is that diapers were merely implied, it was all open to interpretation. Tell me, what do you think was going to happen in that picture? I think it represents good progress that your mind went to something more benign, like changing her diaper, rather than to some awful filly rape scenario.
>>9304299
>>9304309
>>9304333
first of all, I haven't made any progress and you know it, and I resent the suggestion
obviously I had to interpret it in context. You're the one who posted it, and everything you post has to do with diapers
third, filly bangin is the pinnacle of sexual achievement
>>9304151
f-fuck you
skitty's afraid I'm better looking
>>9304397
Come on we all want to see the magnificent lip hair that you've been painstakingly styling to perfection.
>>9304386
You can say what you want, but I'm glad that you saw a nude filly and didnt immediately think of statutory beastiality-rape. thats a major positive.
>>9304432
No, we do not.
>>9304444
the only reason I'm not fucking fillies right now is that my dick is still raw from the last 8 hour session
>>9304413
Not wanting certain people in particular knowing what i look like was something I had already been expressing and practicing for several years.
Now only because some random person has asked me for a picture of myself around the time that you were asked and complied with their request, you conclude that this practice of mine is a result of your compliance and opinion of your looks?
You narcissistic fuck, this has nothing to do with you.
>>9304475
whew
you're up around a 9 right now, I need you to come down to about a 3
you know, to match your appearance
>>9304386
>>9304106
also vsauce is that science guy from youtube, really fun and informative he is.
>>9304432
it's not lip hair, cunt
>>9303802
I see those framed fillies.
>>9304469
sure.
>>9304475
I basically just believe that you look like a Texan Fluttershy, with a big cowboy hat and cuns in your saddlebags and a moustache.
>>9304511
I like the idea of science, but a lot of people use it to prove things I don't like so I have kind of mixed feelings about it
>>9304517
people infrequently frame and display things they don't intend others to see
the ecmajor ones are still on my desk, but I did purge all the anime shite. Only the best can remain
>>9304540
I thought it was clever
you know I'm neutral towards you although I get the feeling you don't like me much.
I guess I can understand not wanting people to be able to identify you. Like, normally I'd play it the same way, but everyone already knows about my blatant bigotry and foal fuckery so there aren't many secrets to keep. Call my mom, idgaf
>>9304543
the tightness and natural inability to produce lubricating fluids causes chafing
>>9304544
This is why I called attention to them.
>the ecmajor ones are still on my desk
I would have figured they'd be the first to go up.
>>9304612
I mean they're supposed to be on my desk, like, they just sit on top of it
>>9304511
Grace us with your photo of your magnificence.
>>9304637
Ah, my bad. I should have guessed.
>>9304581
Well.. I'm neutral to you too.. You probably get that idea because I like to repeat what ommedon said to you once when he called you a pedozoophiliac but I only do it because that word made me lol because of the mental image it gave me.
>>9304651
f-fuck you
again...
i actually hate myself, I'm never gonna post myself fyi
>>9304671
>>9304682
but I am a pedozoophiliac
idk the other day you seemed kinda disturbed about my taste in decor
>>9304723
that's cause it's disturbing lol
I was JUST wondering if the threads still exist. They do! I found you, thread.
>>9304748
laura pls
>>9304723
Yes, that is fitting. The philistines in these threads could never understand.
>>9304738
is not
>>9304760
Skitty, pls. You are never on Discord.
>>9304764
It seems pretty self evident to me
what could be better than a fresh young filly or three
>>9304699
Alright if that's how you feel but know that even if you're not beautiful on the outside we know your beautiful on the inside.
>>9304766
I mean it's' disturbing in the sense that, I imagine if I had something similar in my room.
First thing I would do is lock my door and crawl out through the window (dead srs here), and I'd take the key and go to the pantry immediately to get a black trash bag (make sure nobody see's me) and then I'd wait until I can get to my room with it without anyone seeng what I'm doing, put all the pictures in a bag and wait until at least 2-3 in the morning, sneak the bag out and put it under the seat of my truck and drive quickly at least a mile into the ranch behind my house and find a really secluded area and burn the bag, make sure it's all toast.. then I'd feel great, because there is no way I'd ever let someone I know irl here see me with something like this.
Damn you! Damn you all to hell!
>>9304771
yeah, I don't like the discord. it's full of unpleasant people. Even more unpleasant than antics.
It's full of boring people.
>>9304830
Soo.. your only availability is on 4chan now?
Are you fading away like Darwin?
Please don't. I think your nyc.
>>9304790
just shut up
you really like to take it as far as you can don't you
kind of reminds me of when my dad took me to a waterpark once and the drive back was super long and it got kind of quiet so he tells me out of the blue "skitty if you're gay I want you to know it's ok and I'll always love you" and I just looked at them like wtf dude
>>9304845
>Are you fading away like Darwin?
He is on Steam constantly though.
>>9304723
I really like your dropdown secretary desk ,I have one just like it. BUT ITS GOT PICTURES OF MY MOM AND FRIENDS ON IT, NOT UNDERAGE PONIES WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU WHEN YOU MAKE ME LOOK NORMAL?
>>9304854
Shhh. He is dead. He had an accident while having kidney surgery. The doctor accidentally dropped the vitals monitor into the wound and it got infected.
>>9304854
no i'm not, rarely get on cause i can't be bothered to use the stupid phone app to log in because it's incredibly annoying
it might seem like im on cause the app runs on my phone but i never pay attention to it on my phone
>>9304845
i'm not tho.. i'm here i just don't like having discord run in the background because it creeps me out a little
>>9304890
I was talking about Darwin.
>>9304896
oh woops sorry
>>9304890
Do you know what creeps me out, Skitty? When someone survives a roller coaster crash and the first thought they have when getting out the wreck is that they could really go for a drink.
>>9304940
you're a monstrosity, Babs.
>>9304947
why is that creepy?
>>9304962
it certainly hasn't harmed me in any noticeable way
>>9304852
I'm glad you see me as a father figure skitty if you want you can start calling me dad.
>>9304979
it has harmed your immortal soul. pony jesus weeps for your sins. The worst part is you cant even confess these sins because it would overburden any priest who heard the wrongs youve done.
>>9304973
I dunno. Wouldn't you rather go for a sandwich?
Could really go for some fries and coke right now!
>>9305008
nah, god probably understands better than anyone
he's the one who made them so hot
Lara give succ
>>9305111
Shiny?
Why is Shiny avoiding steam and Discord too?
It's like.. i join the fucking thing to see my friends and suddenly it becomes hip to not be present. Sigh.
>>9305197
>expecting everyone to hang out in shitty discords and shitty steam chat rooms
>>9303802
botox walter white
>>9305070
It's ok you can ease into it go at your own pace.
>>9305197
Well, I'm not avoiding steam. I just can't be bothered using it since I have no one to talk to anymore and logging on has become a hassle thanks to steam guard
>>9305261
NO
>>9305070
if bread was your family who would be your mom and dad? I'd be your weird uncle!
>>9305266
It's ok skitty just let it happen.
>>9305315
laura would be my mom and darwin would be my dad, what an interesting combination how do you think i'd have turned out if that were the case?
>>9305246
So how else are you meant to keep a leash on your friends?
>>9305360
By coming to /b/read
>>9305353
i think youd still be a really fun talented pony!
>>9305367
That is lame. They are not obligated to be here. Being steam and Discord is like.. a social obligation. Your presence is consistently required to not be considered MIA.
People here come and go as they please. How could i get Skitty or Shiny to be so attached to this place that they wake up in the morning and before they can even take their first piss, they are here.
>>9305438
By being a better friend.
>>9305453
Fuk u. I am a great friend. I harass people with sexual antics, spam links to porn and sometimes i write some creepy shit out of the blue.
>>9305587
Such a good friend that I haven't even seen someone mention where you went?
So why did you stop coming to /b/read?
>>9305152
±hats me
Good night
>>9305730
cya good night
You are home already?
>>9305752
I was overtime so only 6-8 hours on a Friday, in this case 8.
Did you read laura person posts?
>>9305630
I dunno. I prefer chat rooms.
>>9305796
Geeze you might as well be a facebook normie.
>>9305587
>I harass people with sexual antics, spam links to porn and sometimes i write some creepy shit out of the blue.
Could we be friends?
>>9305816
If i didn't have hooves, i'd flip you off!
>>9305837
I dunno. Who is chu?
>>9305863
Oh your back
>>9305858
I am Urshula. You may not remember me. Just another ponyfaggot.
How's it going?
>>9305793
No.
>>9305930
>>9305908
heya
>>9305951
Hey Blewbs!
>>9305940
>>9305908
It's going crap. I woke up at 3am cause my rats were making a wracket. Now i am feeling dizzy and awful. A nap is in order to make up for this HORRIBLE ERROR!
>>9305967
wow a crinkly twili, thanks!
>>9305973
https://youtu.be/5msWb1l2j6g?list=LL2LNzT7YBRifl-Re7l2RTzw
>>9306007
>>9305899
http://eye.swfchan.com/flash.asp?id=127015&n=Giggles+the+slutty+clown+by+Eggplants.swf
Jerk off to it. I did.
ugh
>>9305983
Oh, well enjoy your nap!
>>9305993
No problem!
https://youtu.be/7eCbV0EVlUA
https://youtu.be/Hm4E8TcjF70
>>9306009
Why must you do this to me?
>>9306152
>>9306124
>>9306094
https://youtu.be/tLmu2kbk1WE
https://youtu.be/Ipumt_rWvHo
I wish they made more Major Lazer episodes
>>9306240
https://youtu.be/GMhtz17F2KQ
>>9306422
Your watching my youtube links right skitty.
>>9306445
Of course not. I'm playing around with some other stuff and kind of getting sleepy now.. maybe I should go to bed watching adventure time again..
>>9306506
Yea you should get some rest son.
>>9306422
have i said how much i like this skittypic lately?
>>9306538
he just went to bed. he just messaged me and told me to reply to you and tell you to STFU and give him your cock.
>>9306555
... what
I did just message someone to say good night but I did not FUCKING SAY THAT OTHER SHIT WTF
nick? that can't be you wtf dude
>>9306582
>>9306555
i would usually believe you, but the anon DID get trips....
>get called son
>"skitty food chain = dick" infograph
>random attention from blewberry
this is a contender for worst thread ever so far actually
>>9306582
>My son skitty tells nick goodnight every night
CUTE
>>9306608
i always pay attention to you skitty. always.
>>9306611
>>9306611
i missed the skitty foodchain infograph. nOw I feel sad
>stopped for stoplight
>the guy behind me didn't
and that's how you fuckers almost got rid of me
also i broke my face and spine
>>9306608
>worst
>>9306611
>tells
>>9306637
>>9306527
>>9306624
>>9306637
It's like 10 posts up my dude
>>9306624
>>9306647
Post pics
>>9306301
I refuse to open any of these.
>>9306672
maybe later, i just wanted you all to know that you were not rid of me that easy
>>9306712
k
>>9306647
you broke your spine? uhhh.... that sounds kinda serious.
>>9306527
>>9306659
this isnt a graph!
>>9306721
I didn't that is correct but skitty called it one.
This thread is skitty's https://youtu.be/6bAPlojfgO0
>>9306737
skitty is false advertising
and now i return to slumber and down more pills to ease the everything hurting
i will soon be shitposting in a thread near you!
>>9306721
actually just a fracture so i just gotta wear a brace for a while and not do any stuff to put stress on it like lift things or drive or do repatative motions like masturbating
>>9306762
oh well thats not too awful then. feel better soon friend!
Interrogator is drunk.
>>9306762
Where do you live only?
https://youtu.be/hzdIoghbFzg
r u a bad enough dude?
>>9306833
um I did just open a bottle of Founders raspberry ale but no I'm not drunk.
https://youtu.be/G0V9FvY6W7Q
>>9306878
Here I am trying to make up excuses for your shit taste, and you do this to me.
>>9306845
https://youtu.be/Mfmt4HKnPZU
>>9306749
this is much better tho https://soundcloud.com/insert-coin-80/anacronym#t=1:21
>>9306886
this must be what its like to be Skitty.
>>9306890
NO, you have shit taste.
>>9306914
Apologize.
>>9306907
i did not do this to myself, i still have no idea what it is like to be them
>>9306922
You first https://youtu.be/Wf8xJYJP2C4
why can't you like better music like https://soundcloud.com/pogomix/super-space-rabbit-pogo#t=0:39
>>9306954
>>9306963
https://youtu.be/VuHOK1lMnnQ
these are all pretty dope imo senpai
https://soundcloud.com/pogomix/stampy-loop
>>9306999
dunno how but this reminded me of this particular song i hadenb't heard in years.. lost that cd, i used to play this song a lot in my 72 mustang at the bridge to my house overlooking the road and smoke weed
funny ernough the song is about hearing some shooting or something, at one point someone did a driveby on my neighbors house but weren't actually shooting at the house but into the air, i heard it and stepped out and shot them a few time when they passed and they floored it pretty hard when I shot them, thought they were gonna crash lol. never saw them again tho
>>9307122
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eWEkoZSzPCA
this song, fuggin saved
I'm going through my liked videos and moving music videos to a new playlist.
this one is delisted for some reason
https://youtu.be/eFU_wJes-xE
no one else like owl city~?
https://soundcloud.com/djdimaf/owl-city-gold-dimaf-remix
>>9307202
I have like a fucload of liked song videos and i notice some disapear every now and then and it's fucking infuriating because you're not sure if it was a meh vide you'd be ok with losing or something really fuggin DOPE that you'd miss if you could remember what it fucking was in the first place
>>9307202
they are right but mostly in the pleb tier.
https://youtu.be/oilGb3yL1ds
>>9307014
https://youtu.be/wz_p9XkyyRo?t=1710
https://soundcloud.com/home-2001/resonance
>>9307246
>>9307246
i regret opening this with sound playing through the speakers
i mean just the fact it was a porno, good way to give someone a split second heart attack
>>9307250
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CrrGHD6lvmQ
>>9307250
mmm some vaporwave
https://youtu.be/0RD3DKs5rww
dedicated to darwin
https://youtu.be/ouWc0m5P3_E
Beware of this one it's weird
>>9307344
https://youtu.be/O5ukYYQlYSo?t=361
>>9307344
Thanks, babe.
>>9307344
was that vaporwave?
seems less shitty than regular vaporwave
>heaven
even if someone linked https://youtu.be/HHtpcL1vgLw?t=52s i would say they had better taste than u
Skitty, create a new thread.