The Loud Hunger Games Thread
TLHG
>>9291604
>>9291660
>Kosaku smiles. "Thank goodness non-Stand users can't see the explosions. I wonder if that person can see it? No, that can't be. Despite his odd choice of hair, he's certainly normal apart from it. He must be." In the meantime, Kosaku begins chuckling, slowly walking forward as 「Killer Queen」 follows him. "I don't intend to harm him. Only to check if he's okay."
>Kosaku looks back to motion the woman to follow him. "Why did she stop laughing?"
Elizabeth? Are you coming to check if he's alright? We can't allow him to be hurt.
>>9291627
Baron Blade? Oh, I have heard of him before. Someone mentioned him right as he was going to sleep. That child doesn't look like a "Baron" to me. He even said his named was "Kuroyuri". How strange and vague. Are you sure you killed him?
>Kosaku stares at Subaru, his gaze hardening when the weight of his words fully hit him. "He ignores it, even though he can use it at any time to his advantage? Why doesn't he just make it so that no conflicts ever happen? Something tells me he's definitely lying. Definitely."
Main Character? If I may ask, who is the villain?
>>9291656
>Kosaku has a few flashbacks to Chie, before carefully studying all the scars. "One, two, three, ten, twenty-six... This is outrageous! This man must have a Stand to withstand all of these battles! Or is he just extremely strong?"
I... Certainly wouldn't be your opponent, in this case. All of these scars must be horrible for you! Goodness, your hospital bill must be immense from what I can see!
>>9291628
>>9291637
A tremendously great game, although I died relatively early. Congratulations. Thank you for providing this.
>>9291706
In for this shitstorm.
>>9291627
You're keeping secrets involving other women from your lover. A relationship must be honest and pure, one prioritizes her professional life over her love life, the other, starved for love and attention takes his sexual frustrations out on women he meets on the street.
I imagine it would be very cold under the sheets if both of you manage to sleep in the same bed one day.
What would you do if you made a mistake and were denied the future of marriage with the princess? How would you make a living if posters of your face are put up everywhere, exposing you as a womanizer and a person who writes his name in the snow with his own pee?
nth for 3D tits
>>9291628
Ohhh? Did I wiiiiiiiiiiin? I thank you for hosting this game!
>>9291644
>>9291645
>>9291669
>>9291683
>>9291715
I must thank all of you for this praise. I imagined you all fought valiantly until the end.
>>9291715
>Once called, Elizabeth snaps out of her thinking. She can determine where she heard it later.
Hmm? Oh right. We must check if our prank worked on him.
>Dusting herself off, she joins Kosaku over on his walk towards Kaito.
>>9291722
is this meme cat or someone new?
>>9291734
2D >
>>9291752
New
>>9291752
it's worse than meme cat, it's hoshi
>>9291746
So many little green goblin bodies.
So many. So many, so many, so many...
>>9291763
How is that worse?
>>9291660
>>9291715
>Kaito slowly turtles his head out his arms and slowly stands up, looking around as he dusts himself of. After he's done it looks like he's just staring off into space, not even noticing his burnt scarf.
>>9291715
You wouldn't last a second to be hon-- Not that I have the insurance, a private doctor, or billions of dollars of inheritance to cover the expenses, but it's not that bad.
>>9291763
Meme cat is far worse than Hoshi
>>9291763
Can't be hoshi, hoshi has shit rp
>>9291715
Positive. The baron you see is a shell of his former self. I'm the one that broke him. It's easy to do when you've got special skills of your side that assure victory. Perhaps you know what I'm talking about?
>the smugness returns to Subaru like a lost child returning to their parent.
I have no idea who the main villain is yes. It was obvious that Baron was fodder. Like a first level boss. Time will only tell who that is, along with my very own love interest.
>>9291722
Let's not get carried away now, Ms. Hanekawa! I didn't take anything out on you, nor did I meet you on the street! Are you purposely trying to sabotage something as pure and beautiful as love between two mutual members? Why would you be so evil?
>he starts to show a more worrying expression on his face. Everything she's saying hits him right in the guy, but he does his best to remain composed
I-I'm not sure what I would do, but I can't foresee that happening! I'm not a womanizer, and I'm definitely not the only person that writes their name in pee! For example, you were doing it too. At the same time as me at that!
>he points to a crudely written Hanekawa in the snow
Don't be pointing fingers at people when you're doing the same thing as them.
>>9291660
>>9291746
Need I remind you about the time you stuck your hand in my mouth while you were playing nurse? You have your moments of psychotic behavior, Elizabeth-tan. I wouldn't put it past you to do that again to me.
>>9291683
>>9291774
Wrong! You go after the girl you love. Denying the girl that loves you of mutual love is dastardly. On top of that, you have to keep going for what you love the most, even if it ends horribly wrong. That one is almost way too easy.
>>9291746
>>9291774
I'm sure it did. What we need to check is if that person is okay. I'm sure the coin had passed him by about three meters, but the sound must have thrown him forward.
>Kosaku begins to walk towards Kaito, noticing a few details: Elizabeth seemed to be staring into space. Kaito had been staying in the same spot... And after miraculously dusting himself off, he was standing still, staring off into nothing. "What?"
>Kosaku moves towards Kaito, creeping forward in case he's suddenly hostile against them. "Good grief. I knew this was a bad idea... But it was rather fun."
>>9291786
>Kosaku takes a step back, almost more-than-surprised at the man's remark. "Billions? He has b i l l i o n s of inheritance to cover just about anything? No! Morioh can't even come close to amassing that much money! How is he able to do it?!"
What? I'm sorry, can you say that again? You have billions of dollars to cover your expenses? How?
>>9291793
>He doesn't know
>>9291765
I do remember that battle. You are correct! There were a lot of them. You performed very well back there.
>>9291774
>>9291804
Indeed we do. Do make sure to look as normal as possible. He can't have known that we did this.
>Elizabeth walks up to the robot, the always polite grin on her face.
Oh my! That was quite the noise just now! We made our way over here to see if you were well.
>>9291801
There is no need to. That is always fresh in my mind. Sometimes I can't help my curiosity and sometimes it results in things such as that. I must apologize.
>>9291815
know what? Your butt frustration with hoshi
>>9291818
...Th-thanks.
>The statement doesn't match her eyes, which has a tail of tears making it's way down, trying to clean the goblin blood off her. It doesn't match her voice, either, her tone choked and forced, like it took everything she had to say even that much.
>>9291818
...
It's only polite to forgive someone after they apologize, so I forgive you. Just don't do it again, please. I don't like people that put their hands in other people's mouth.
>>9291801
That answer is really.. I suppose I follow your logic, but here's one last question, what's four times eight?
>>9291804
>>9291818
>Kaito's just still as death, no breathing, no blinking, none of his awkward gestures. His eyes are pretty unfocused and dim as well as if he was an empty shell.
>>9291804
>"Damn it, Baki. Loose lips sink ships. Guess I'll have to humble my way out of this one." - His faces flushes red in embarrassment.
We-well.... my parents are.... stacked.... and I was independent since....I was about a... err a preteen.
Morning.
>>9291858
Thirty-two! What kind of question is that supposed to be? This is simple math, Kaito. I don't know a single person that doesn't know what four times eight is!
>>9291871
Good morning to you, Lenny. I hope it'll be a good one.
>>9291801
>Kosaku glares intensely at Subaru, knowing that he exactly hit the nail. "He's smart, alright. So smart that his intelligence might be the death of him should he find out who I am. Let's see how he progresses."
I cannot see Kuroyuri as more than the boss's henchman. "Baron" might have been a first boss, but how are you so sure that there's even a final boss? Do you have any information to direct you to the next level?
>>9291818
>>9291858
I already am as normal as possible. He's met me once before, he won't be able to put two and two together.
>Kosaku sweats internally. "He could have known, because I had shouted out a command to「Killer Queen」! Oh, goodness, if he does deduce that, I'm taking the full blame for it. Elizabeth doesn't deserve to get the full load of the consequences."
Indeed, we did! Sir, are you more than alright? That noise truly was tremendous, and we...
>Kosaku pauses, sticking out his arm to stop Elizabeth in her tracks. "It's almost like I'm staring at 「Stray Cat」 again. It won't end in tragedy, will it?"
Elizabeth, stop. Something isn't right. He isn't moving, nor is he even breathing. Could the shock have given him a shock so badly it forced him to "shut down"?
>>9291866
>Kosaku's eyes widen even harder. "Preteen?! A man this strong could kill me with just one snap of his fingers! He must be a Stand user. He practically i s one!"
You truly are a gifted person. Where did you even, no, how did you even manage to become independent at such a young age? Not even I'm as lucky as you, and I'm living comfortably right now!
>>9291834
You are welcome! Hmm, you seem to be familiar. Oh! You were that one child I made cried!
>Only now realizing her words and who she was, Elizabeth replaces her more jovial smile into a more reassuring one.
I have actually been wanting to see you again.
>>9291846
I WAS wearing gloves. In my eyes, the situation could have been much worse.
>>9291871
Ah, is it morning already? It only felt like minutes ago when I said my goodbyes to you.
>>9291801
>As if the air around Hanekawa were seconds away from freezing into solid nitrogen and other gasses that made up the atmosphere she becomes very serious
I don't remember doing this, Subaru-kun. My, my...
Who would write my name in the snow with his urine...? Maybe we should ask your girlfriend. Yes, I will go complain to her that her boyfriend has delusions of a secret relationship with a mistress behind her back. A mistress that just so happens to share the same name as me. I didn't know you were pursuing that sort of relationship with me. Natsuki-kun.
>>9291858
>>9291887
Same with I. I find it to be a little impossible if he finds out it was us.
>Her polite smite falters a little as he doesn't respond to either of them. She waves her hand in front of him to no avail.
Oh dear. It does seem to be the state of shock I have seen in others before. It is entirely possible that could've happened. Or...
>Standing on the tips of her toes, she whispers to Kosaku.
He could be playing a prank on us himself.
>>9291887
Yeah, I've been living ever since that age, even by that age I've fought so much to fame myself as an urban legend.
Yakuza, the police and even serial killers wanted a piece of me. Some were so afraid they resorted to tagging my house because I'm that strong. But it doesn't phase me at all, not one bit.
>>9291880
Oh, in that case... Give me the first five numbers of pi, I think you can do this. Though I'm not really a teacher so I don't know what level you're at.
>>9291887
>>9291916
>Little did the two know all that was happening in poor little Kaito's head was him performing diagnostics on himself to ensure nothing was damaged by the blast, though of course for them it just looks like he's in a standing coma, his burnt scarf and hair the only things moving being blown by the wind.
>>9291880
Me too. My brief holiday has finished and I'll be heading to work again in a few hours.
>>9291891
Time flies when you're sleeping.
Yellow
yare
Yuno
pls
Yam
Yaint
>>9291933
Ah but I wasn't sleeping? Time is a mysterious one.
>>9291916
>>9291923
>Kosaku slowly inspects the robot with a curiosity not seen by many. "No movement, no emotion, no sound, nothing at all to tell me if he's fine or not. He might turn hostile if we come too close to him." To warn Elizabeth, he slowly backs away, gently pushing her back as well.
It can't be a prank. No one can simply dust themselves off and "shut down" in such a strange manner. I heard a small whirl while standing near him. We should back away and wait until he responds.
>>9291918
>Kosaku squints his eyes, almost as if he was in intense disbelief. "This man truly is an enigma. He's gone through such much strife yet hasn't even given up at all! Is he so strong that he managed to surpass the need for a Stand?"
Truly... Truly, you are strong. I'm at a loss for words, Baki. I can't say much else except inquiries on how strong you are. This is unreal!
>>9291944
(yare
Yoshikage)
>>9291958
I guess time flies when anyone's sleeping.
>>9291887
I'm not too sure at this point in time. It's been kind of stagnate, you know? For all I know they haven't made an appearance yet. Ideally, they would be loud enough to let me know they're the boss, but who's to say they won't be the silent type? The kind of person that lives a doubt life. By day your average law abiding citizen, and by night a murdering sick freak.
>Subaru sighs and scratches the back of his head in a rather cartoonish fashion
I guess I won't know until I get my leads. It could be any of us here at this very moment, even you.
>>9291891
I'd hate to see what you consider a lot worse, Elizabeth-tan. I'd rather keep seeing the Elizabeth right now and not the one trying to force herself onto...INTO me via my mouth.
>>9291898
Hane-tan. don't you think you're taking this a bit too far? All we did was write our names in pee. I don't think anyone can see it in the same light you are. If I were pursuing you I would have kneeled down and proposed to you already.
>>9291923
3.14...uh, 56. Blah, who cares about that? Math isn't really important. At least not the lower level math. When I come back I want you to explain why you're quizzing me. It was fun, but it also has me a bit worried the more I think about it.
As for the rest of you guys, good night. I hope you all have a good night and day. Buh-bye.
>>9291985
Adios amigo.
>>9291985
SUCK MUH BALLS SOODA
>>9291891
>She wipes at her eyes, not going much more than smearing viscera around her face even more.
Y-you have? I don't wanna make anyone else feel bad.
>>9291985
Buhbye.
>>9291963
There's somethings that you still don't know that'll blow your mind, Kosaku-san. I think it's fair to say I've reached limits beyond human capacity.
>>9291985
I suppose so. Other people might not agree, but I believe you're the sort of person who's perfect to play the prince in a fairy tale, able to propose to a princess the moment he rescues her. I suppose there are a lot of girls who need rescuing but not enough boys to do the saving.
Goodbye, Natsuki-kun. Have a safe trip home.
I forgot how fun this was desu
>>9292026
what game is that?
>>9291963
>>9291923
>She is a little surprised at the pushback, giving Kaito another look. Still unsure, she nods in Kosaku's direction.
Despite them not being normal, it is still very odd to see them this way. Was the blast a bad idea?
>>9291977
Time speeding up when one person is resting. I wonder what may happen if all the beings in the world were to rest at the same time.
>>9291985
Someone could have stuck their hand in garbage before putting their hands in your mouth. Onto? Well well, i will keep in mind of that. Tata!
>>9292012
Indeed. Last time I did make you cry. I do not know exactly what I may have done but it wasn't on purpose. For that, I must apologize.
>>9291963
>>9292035
>Kaito's eyelids close slowly and stay shut for a couple of moments as the soft whirring becomes slightly louder then quiet back down as his eyes suddenly shoot back open. His now bright and focused eyes staring straight at Kosaku!
>>9291985
Huh? It was because I wanted to see if you got- O-oh.. Have a nice night then Tracksuit, it was nice talking to you again, sleep well!
>>9292012
Excuse me, little girl? You probably don't remember but you were asleep on the guy's back one and he left me to take care of you, well anyway, I kind of left one of my scarfs with you and forgot about it..
>He's trying not to be creepy, but it's not really working.
>>9292033
Hot pursuit 2
>>9292035
Hmm. If everyone was asleep, how would we know? At least one person has to be awake to know that we're all asleep.
>>9291985
It could be anyone, but I can assure you it's not me. I don't have much of a reason to interfere with anyone if they haven't interfered with me. If I can give you a few leads, however, Kuroyuri would perhaps be a good place to start. They seem to be the trouble-making type, and the main character should be able to stomp that out.
>Kosaku also sighs, crossing his arms and staring inquisitively at the boy. "He certainly seems to be the justice type. I'm sure he'll pursue them without a second thought, and perhaps even stomp them out forever. While that isn't what I'm aiming for, it will deflect blame off of me, and that's all I can ask for.
Farewell, sir. Thank you for providing us with this.
>>9292013
>Something clicks in Kosaku's head - no, not 「Killer Queen」 - and Kosaku's eyes brighten up as something becomes incredibly clear. "Of course! He can't be human in order to have such lucky circumstances occur to him! Goodness, goodness, it might just explain why he's this way."
Are you saying you're non-human? Just what are you, then, Baki? You're not a foe, are you?
>>9292035
>>9292039
(>that picture
Fucking hell Kaito, quit making me kek while drinking my water)
>Kosaku looks back, giving Elizabeth a reassuring smile.
Don't worry, Elizabeth. We couldn't have predicted that this outcome would happen. All we need to do is make that at the very least, he's fine.
>Kosaku looks back at Kaito, not expecting to see him staring straight at h i m. That menacing look in his eyes shocks Kosaku, causing him to act out of instinct - to protect Elizabeth and to protect himself. (Out of safety, dummy, don't take it any other way.) ゴ ゴ ゴ ゴ... Unfortunately, this also causes him to blurt out something he shouldn't.
「Killer Queen」!
>Instinctively, 「Killer Queen」 comes out and stands in front of Kosaku, ready to attack at any moment. All Kaito has to do is make one menacing step forward, and Kosaku will give Kaito a beatdown rivaling 「Star Platinum」's.
Ta-ta for now, HG. Have a good night tonight and a lovely day tomorrow.
>>9292035
So-
>She catches herself, and takes an effort to steady her breathing.
Sometimes things just, you know. Get to you? Really, it's fine! I'm the one who should be sorry if anything, for just snapping like that.
>She smiles weakly, a gesture that doesn't at all fit her face as it is now.
>>9292039
>With nothing more than a quick look and a startled yelp, Chie bolts off somewhere. From the direction she left a long, blue scarf lands on the ground as if thrown. It doesn't look any the worse for wear.
>>9292086
Goodbye, can man.
>>9292086
kill self gote
>>9291704
Oh god, it's spreading
>>9292086
Night night Mayor.
>>9292085
A foe? Eh?
>Baki shrugs it off.
But I am human, I wouldn't even know where to start if I wasn't.
If all things considered: I shadow boxed a 6-foot tall praying mantis and felt pain. I can emulate the speed of a dashing roach. I can blind anyone by dislodging the cervic---... it just goes on and on and on.
>>9292082
You are correct. For such a theory to be tested, one must be awoke to witness it all. If the time ever comes, I shall be the one to witness the world speed up.
>>9292085
>>9292039
>There were too many things going through Elizabeth's head at the moment. Feeling the presence of Kosaku's stand once more, him yelling the lyrics to a long for some reason and Kaito giving the two a death glare. Elizabeth as to whether she should summon her own persona. Instead, she pulls down Kosaku's arm and gives Kaito a wide smile.
My my! One shouldn't be asleep in this place! We were wondering why one would choose to sleep here of all places.
>>9292086
Tata for now leader!
>>9292103
That doesn't feel right. I don't think one should be apologizing for ring. But I am pleased to deliver my apology to you. And to see one smile again.
>>9292085
>>9292165
>Kaito's eyes shift elsewhere and he starts moving his limbs around as if recovering from being unable to use them. He rolls his shoulders around in their sockets and curls his arms around at his elbows, he also raises one leg at a time and rolls his ankles around. Once he looks satisfied with the results he looks back at the two with a smile, though looks a little worried at the defensive stance they're in.
Are you two okay? You look a little scared.. D-did I miss something cool? Or was that explosion the first of many that I missed out on? Huh? Asleep..? Who sleeps standing up? I was checking if I was okay.
>Stop drinking water when I'm trying to make you kek.
>>9292103
... Ah, maybe I'm not as good with kids as I thought..
>He leans down looking a little disheartened and picks up the scarf examining it.
... She had this with her the whole time? Maybe I should have let her keep it..
>>9292165
>By the look of this thread, we only need about three more people to go to sleep for that to happen.
>>9292165
But I'm such a softie, right? It's so silly of me. Not to mention rude, just shoving it on to othre people.
>>9292186
>After a long moment, the girl's head pokes out from behind the object she ran behind, with no small amount of apprehension watching him.
>>9292151
An enemy. Anyone who has "strength" has the "instinct" to "dominate" others. You have strength not seen in many others, so you're either a friend or a foe. And, goodness me, you certainly have an ample supply of strength.
>Kosaku steps forward, counting the scars once more. "It must be more than twenty-six. There's no possible way he managed to do all that and still have enough energy to take on twenty-three people."
>>9292165
>>9292186
(Stop posting pictures to make me kek, I'm trying to stay h y d r a t e d)
>Kosaku de-summons 「Killer Queen」, ultimately coming to the conclusion that Kaito isn't a threat to him nor Elizabeth. "Good grief. Am I going crazy? Why did I have the 'instinct' to protect her if I knew full well she could help herself? Oh, shut up, Kosaku. She's your friend, and friends cannot let friends be harmed." He takes a step forward, inspecting Kaito closely.
You do seem to be okay. However, you seem bizarre. That "explosion" was merely a sound, yet you threw yourself forward. Are you alright? Tell me the truth.
>Kosaku scoffs. "Merely a sound? Yeah, right. I know he knows he knows what it was, and I know Elizabeth knows what it truly was."
Is 8k Worth a 85 El Camino that's been well kept and has 60k miles?
Or is it too good to be true?
>>9292186
>>9292234
Oh we are fine! No need to worry about either of us.
>Elizabeth inwardly sighs. All sighs of this escalating disappeared in an instant. She relaxes her body somewhat. One thing still seems to be off about this...
An explosion? You must be imagining it, which only makes sense because of the loud noise the sound made. You didn't see any explosion, did you Kosaku?
>>9292191
Oh dear, I don't think I can make it that long either.
>>9292208
While that may be true, girls are allowed to be soft. Especially girls of your probable age. Even if they are covered in the remains of their enemies. Ah, I should get that.
>Lacking any sort of towel, the woman uses her gloves to clean her up. It succeeds somewhat, getting all of the blood onto her gloves instead.
Now you're looking much better!
>>9292254
H-hey! You didn't need to do that, honest. It, uh...it tends to go away when I get rid of the axe.
>She again smiles, and it even seem a bit less forced this time.
But thank you, miss.
>>9292208
>He looks away from the head peeking out of cover as soon as he notices it acting as if he hadn't. He just takes off his large coat and lays it on the ground before laying himself down on top of it looking skyward into the stars.
>>9292234
>Of course Elizabeth can see your persona.
A sound..? Well I guess there was a sound, but sounds don't normally come alone.
>Kaito looks a little confused and looks behind himself trying to find something, after a couple moments of chasing his 'tail' he grabs the singed part of his scarf and holds it out.
See, this happened.. And to my favorite scarf.. But are you two sure there wasn't an explosion..? Huh.. Was I burned earlier?
>He looks at his burnt clothing with the most dumbfounded look on his face.
>>9292276
The fuck does that have to do with my El Camino?
>>9292276
>>9292266
>>9292284
I'm sorry, so very sorry!
>>9292278
>After a little while, the head once again peeks behind the cover.
>>9292284
What does your fucking personal shit have to do with this thread?
>#NoSelfAwareness
>>9292254
impossible bruh
JUST START A FUCKING GAME ALREADY INSTEAD OF BEING RETARDED FUCKING C.UCKS
HOLY SHIT THIS IS TAKING LONGER THAN IT SHOULD
GOD DAMN HURRY THE FUCK UP
>>9292315
Cause Im asking for advice.
>>9292234
>Baki looked down for a moment, leaning against the wall to catch some air.
Glad you asked, because I was still measuring your potential. Guess you could address me as a friend from now on, there's no point in making enemies from the get-go.
>>9292266
>>9292278
(Excuse me buddy they are called Stands, they're totally not like personas
Instead of shooting yourself you have to stab yourself with an arrow. Totally different)
>Kosaku, just about to answer, suddenly stops in his tracks, wondering how to answer her question. "I did see an explosion. Did she? He couldn't have as he was facing away. But how else can I explain such a loud sound? A-And his scarf is burnt! They'll notice!" Kosaku walks forward once more, inspecting the scarf with a sort of strange curiosity.
How strange. The sound must have been so loud that the friction from the force of the sound has singed your scarf. I hadn't seen an explosion. That must be the only way your scarf has been singed, sir. Isn't that right, Elizabeth?
>Kosaku sweats, looking back at Elizabeth with a blank expression. "Is he going to believe it? Goodness, I'm not a scientist. I don't even think that's how friction works. It just works... It just works."
>>9292320
Okay.
First 16
>>9292254
STROLLING TO THE PARTY LIKE MY NAME IS EL NINO
>>9292329
Fuck off
>>9292322
>>>/adv/
>>9292322
Protip, nobody cares about your car.
>>9292329
Lenny
>>9292324
A friend? As you wish, Baki. This truly has been an interesting discussion. I wonder if my potential has been reached yet. I need to see for myself if it's possible.
>Kosaku looks up with an inquisitive expression, seeming totally enamored in the man's strength.
How do you know if I have any potential, if I may ask? You're not making a fool of me, are you?
>>9292351
kys vino
>>9292329
Duck Guy
>>9292276
My, what a curious child you are. I do wish you have told me before I did that however. Why would one need to carry such a weapon in any case.
>>9292278
>Elizabeth stays in her place as Kosaku moves forward. She is trying to wrack in her head as to explain the burnt scarf. Thankfully for her, Kosaku made up the perfect excuse.
That it must be. Sound is a wonderfully unexplored thing in our universe. If it can make hearts stop with how loud it is, it may certainly burn things in it's path as well.
>As Kosaku looks back at her, she flashes a wide grin. Confident that their plan will work.
>>9292327
>>9292380
Ah we're all getting very reckless this morning.
Gonna host the Stapler Games after my shower. Don't fall for the weak ass b8.
>>9292329
Grunkle Stan
>>9292386
kys hoshit
>>9292386
that like the rob schneider movie?
>>9292329
Bob A Bola
>>9292354
I'm not or at least trying not too. There's more than meets the eye. You're an interesting guy you know, by now you should of been deduced from mere sight. My assumptions are at least 99% correct of a time. But there's something interesting about you that I can't figure out.
How do you fight, exactly? Are you a grappler? Do you know Judo?
>>9292312
>He's just laying there on his coat staring up at the star sky, he'd probably be falling asleep if he was a person.
>>9292327
>>9292380
(Oh, my apologies, I'll remember that from now on and knowing is half the battle! G.I.Jojo..)
>Kaito lets go of the burnt part of his scarf and lets it fall back to it's original position, but he knows better, sound alone couldn't possibly do something like that. He starts looking conflicted, does he call Kosaku out on this or continue playing his programmed role of dumb and happy? He takes a deep breath and lets out a big sigh, his conflicted look leaving him in place of a smile.
Ah, that makes sense! Sometimes om stage a speaker will catch fire, I always thought it was wiring or something that caused it but I guess it was the sound..
>>9292380
You did it too quickly, I couldn't have reacted fast enough! I'm sorry, really!
>Axe effect unequipped.
>The weapon and, true to her word, the blood stains alike all disappear, leaving her staring at her hands with a miserable look on her face.
Just, you know. Just in case. It's kinda funny. Sometimes I-I don't even notice I have it out.
Getting ready to post the entry.
Setting up the games. Call your friends. Prepare yourself.
Let's never again get more than a week behind, okay?
https://pastebin.com/7FGKdkWs
>>9292439
Oh, hey! I'm on this! Why?What is this?
>>9292439
>Tfw I was in the top 30 last time and now this
>>9292439
>tfw you beat Saki but the ******* squid is now on your tail
>>9292439
Nigger!
>>9292439
wtf i lost my spot.
Gonna post the entry now, reset your cool timers
>>9292456
who
First 24 for the Stapler Games!
>>9292463
Lenny
>>9292463
Fujiwara no Mokou
>>9292463
EMI
>>9292463
Kosaku Kawajiri
>>9292380
>>9292422
(Sm.h G.I. Joe can't even come close to any one of the JoJos
Name one person that can even come close to Josuke "Crazy Diamond" Higishikata"
>Kosaku nods in appreciation, looking back at Kaito with a more hopeful grin this time. "Truly," he thinks to himself, "This will be a piece of cake to solve. As long as he doesn't ask any questions on this. No one must know about 「Killer Queen」's true power... Even though I had revealed two people its true nature. By accident."
Yes, yes. The speaker had static, also known as white noise. The white noise, due to how erratic and loud it is, caused the speaker to malfunction; that's the reason why your scarf caught on fire. There was no explosion.
>Kosaku exhales, a small smile gracing his face. At least he doesn't think it was us."
>>9292419
>Kosaku slowly smiles, pointing to himself with a small smile.
It's a multitude of things, my fighting style. I simply use chance, deduction and a combination of opportunities and luck to best my opponent. Every person has a "pattern" and certain "abilities". Once you figure those out, the opponent is easy to best, provided you have the right skills for the job.
>>9292463
Wild Autist
>>9292463
Chie
>>9292463
Maria and Harusame
>>9292463
Kaito
>>9292463
Sanae Kochiya
>>9292463
Junkrat
>>9292463
Baki
>>9292463
A FUCKING BEYBLADE
>>9292463
CLASS REP IIDA TENYA
We're gonna need to do better than this, guys. Step up!
>>9292463
Senshougahara
>>9292463
Leoric
>>9292463
ANIME DELETER MATT FUCKING HARDY
>>9292463
Mutsu
>>9292463
Fedor Holz
Just a little more!
>>9292463
Astolfo
>male
>>9292463
Lord Beerus
>using a stapler
>not using a needle to thread your papers together
>>9292463
Draco
3 or 4 more
>>9292463
Furry ERPer
>>9292463
Eggman-kun
>>9292471
There was something menacing about that reserved attitude of yours. And hopefully I'll see that for myself in the Arena, best of luck out there Kosaku-san.
>Baki sinks his head towards his heals, bowing accordingly to Kosaku. He strides away slowly towards the Cornucopia with the rest.
>>9292516
>Not patenting a new way to put pages together
Phone Nigger
>>9292463
YoRHa No.2 Type B
>>9292520
Puyo go bed.
Check the roster.
>>9292532
I just woke up.
Starting now!
>>9292463
Maekawa-san
>>9292546
Go back to sleep.
>A red haired girl throws the stapler on the floor and smashes it with a crushing stomp
>>9292548
If only I had a stack of paper to staple
>>9292471
(One person..? Okay then, I say you, because it'll touch your heart and you'll probably not choke on water?)
Huh.. Sounds like maybe I should use better equipment.. Oh and..!
>Kaito starts looking at the ground behind him, clearly searching for something.
I saw a coin just before that sound went off.. Now where was it? I saw it.. Over here? No..? Huh..
>After a while of searching Kaito looks back up from the ground and shrugs.
I guess it kept rolling for a while..
>>9292548
Office supplies? A-are we actually here to work an office job?
WELCOME TO ASUKA ACADEMIA YEAR 44!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u4A7qZNZj1M
STARTING NOW!
>>9292426
>The stains on Elizabeth's gloves are gone now. She is pleased now.
It is perfectly fine. I was too hasty in making you look presentable. I have heard of power changing others before. Maybe that is happening is yourself? Ah, I do believe another is calling for me. I do hope to see you again.
>>9292422
>>9292471
Yes, there's an explanation for everything! We all learned a valuable lesson that sound can be as dangerous as everything else so we must watch out for it.
>With a bounce to her step, she once again goes up to Kosaku's ears.
I think we managed to get away with it! It was fun doing this with you and witnessing your exploding powers firsthand Kosaku. I must return however.
>Walking away from the duo, she gives one final wave to the two.
Tata to you both! I hope you have a wonderful morning.
>>9292545
And I must thank you for hosting this game. Farewell to all of you.
DON'T BE LATE FOR SCHOOL!!!!
>>9292548
>>9292555
Going back to sleep isn't looking so bad right now since you mention it.
But overextending is bad for you.
>>9292563
>>9292567
Oh. Nevermind then.
>>9292569
>>9292568
>Kaito offers a wave as she leaves.
Have a nice night Ms. Elizabeth..!
>>9292569
Huh? What did he mean by, "This is not what I meant by getting stoned."?
>>9292487
IIYA
>>9292569
I'll take a box of fudge, thanks.
Fuck, I don't like the ending.
>Using a shitty gimmick to introduce Asuka Academia
>Meaning most people will enter fillers or B-grade avas
Also "starting now"
Nice rig
>>9292588
Uh... I'm just gonna say this now, it might feel rigged. But I didn;t rig it, I swear.
...I should stop hosting now...
>>9292569
He's just the sort of person that's...there, ya know? I wouldn't miss anything except his cute clothes if he had left.
>>9292586
Hey, don't say I didn't warn you.
>>9292470
I want to violently rape Emi
>>9292588
Coming from the anon whom'st games everyone loves
>tfw want to ship with Astolfo but dont want to be seen as thirsty
>>9292586
I-I'm not really qualified to teach you guys, besides I doubt the headmistress would allow it..
AHHH GOD WHAT DO I DO?!
>>9292569
>tfw overslept all my classes today
>>9292548
>>9292567
You really put a lot of effort in to making us confused, huh?
>>9292568
Oh...alright. Have a good sleep, miss.
>>9292569
>>9292579
I'm so, so sorry. So sorry.
>>9292586
A happy little face for a happy little eraser! Alright, now I can- awww. I feel bad even thinking of doing it now.
>>9292605
Just keep going
>inb4 wild autist wins
>>9292606
Stop fucking up.
>>9292605
...and that's why I have yellow skin.
>>9292525
As to you, Baki. I am rather meticulous when it comes to these things. Only a few have been able to master it as well as I have. Not even the strongest of fighters here can use those tactics.
>Kosaku bows as well, raising his hand as the man begins to leave. "What a strange person. Would he be able to copy my tactics to a good level? I doubt it, as bad as that may sound. He has enough strength to fight and incapacitate everyone.
>>9292566
(Nani the fuck Kaito?
Is that a reference to something I'm not getting because I'm drawing blanks)
>>9292566
>>9292568
Truly, sound is a rather dangerous thing if used correctly. We must all make sure not to fall victim to its powers.
>Kosaku halts as Elizabeth whispers in his ears. "She saw them. She saw the powers, and now my quiet life might just be at risk if she tells everyone what I can do. Truly, this might end bad, but perhaps I can trust her... I hope I can."
Farewell, Elizabeth. It was fun doing this with you, and I sincerely hope we get to have another great evening like this again. Goodbye.
>As Elizabeth leaves, Kosaku looks at Kaito and walks up to him, flashing him a gold coin. Not a yen coin, a single, solid gold coin.
I do apologize, sir, but is this the coin you're looking for?
>>9292569
>>9292582
Dunno what you meant by that. But I know your head is going straight into the toilet after class.
>>9292599
>tfw want to ship with someone but he's already taken
>>9292605
Hehehehe...funny story...they said I needed a legal guardian's permission?
>>9292620
who is this mysterious he
>>9292620
Who?
>>9292612
>implying wild autism doesn't die right at the end
>>9292612
Or I could've rigged him to lose.
The possibilities are endless.
Ship two avas in this thread.
>>9292611
What are you apologizing for? All I can remember is suddenly tripping over
>>9292636
>>9292584
Yes, that is indeed me.
What do you require?
>>9292636
>IIDA throws the two each a package of Reese cups.
Please leave me alone now. I must get back to my work.
>>9292638
no, who
>>9292638
fucking i don't know who you are do you think i'm a fucking mindreader??
haru x ash, as forced as it is?
Smooth sailing!
i admire hoshi
>>9292652
m-maybe.
>>9292662
Watch out for...ah it probably wasn't important anyway.
>>9292668
if u don't stop posting this instant i'm going to beat ur ass so fuckin hard you won't walk for a week i swear to jesus
>>9292605
>Kaito just died/shuts-off semi-peacefully in his sleep, there's oil everywhere.
>>9292617
(It's not a reference, it's just one of my weird sayings I guess..)
>>9292617
>Kaito takes a moment to look at the coin then nods, looking a little happy over probably nothing.
Oh, was that your coin? I'm glad it made it's way back to it's owner, little happy endings like that are what keep me going sometimes.
>He looks far more content than he should, makes you wonder how he's stayed like this so long in a place like this.
>>9292662
Look at the last event. As is spelled as Ask.
>>9292663
No you don't.
You're just posting that so people are going to look at it, LOOK AT IT AND LAUGH
>>9292674
Nice catch, fixing now.
>>9292640
>She doesn't say anything. Chie's only response is a very, very quickly face, and quickly turning her gaze to the floor.
>>9292662
Pick on a little girl, huh? Alright.
Alright. Fine. Fine! If that's what you want! Mom told me to never let big bullies like you walk over me! Even if it means doing something like this!
>In a fit of rage and adrenaline, the slim little wisp of a girl manages to prop Iida up above her and hurl him straight over the edge
>>9292662
>After plummeting to the bottom, Iida rolls on his back.
Impossible...something foul-smelling is occurring without the younger groups of students that go here. Shame I won't be able to find out what that is now.
>>9292662
>>9292569
He's a buff lad, he'll be fine!
>Junkrat continues hurling stones at his fellow student, bored out of his wits.
>>9292605
Whatever. I'm gonna blow this joint up soon enough.
>>9292636
>>9292644
Hey, how'd you know I've got a sweet tooth? I suppose it doesn't really matter, I'll leave ya alone mate. For now.
>>9292662
Does this mean I got some kinda special power inside of me? I've seen people do all sortsa stuff 'ere, but I didn't think I'd be able to do it too.
>>9292681
>>9292640
>Gulty. I meant guilty.
>>9292622
Stop being sexy damnit
>>9292677
IT KEEPS HAPPENING
>>9292683
because everyone fucking posts it like it's some really funny joke
slap some shitpost on a post, put >haru at the end and there you go you've got a high quality meme that will make everyone kek
>>9292703
>haru
>>9292703
>cody
>>9292681
Look, there isn't anything you could have done to have prevented it. You don't have to blame yourself.
>>9292668
>all of the cute guys in-thread and you choose one of those ugly shits
LUNCH BREAK!
And what a coincidence.
The pizza is here.
Did you know that one pizza in Korea costs like 20 dollars?
>>9292729
Oh yeah? Let's hear your opinion wise guy.
>>9292672
>>9292672
(Kaito please shit like that's really bizarre and people might think you're weird
If you ask if that's a JoJo reference I'm going to punch you)
>Kosaku was about to talk about how it proves that an explosion couldn't have happened, but the statement caught him so off guard it rendered him speechless. "Excuse me? Did he just say what I think he just said? This man must be more than bizarre. He must be insane! No, that can't be right. He isn't acting like he's crazy."
Yes, it was my coin. Though, it's kind of useless now that it's been thrown against the ground. Would you like it? Although I could use it for something else, I figure it could be like a gift.
>>9292713
Please. Please go, don't make me hurt you.
>>9292721
>This doesn't seem to console her. In fact, on the contrary she looks even more guilty, with her eyes welling up and her mouth wavering.
>>9292732
Y-yeah. I deserve this much.
>>9292732
>20 dollars
Explain that shit, nigga.
Just finished the fucking winscreen.
I can commentate now.
Wild Autist ruins everyone's fun by taking pictures.
Junkrat needs his... shoe tied.
Does Junkrat even wear a shoe? I forget.
>>9292756
I have no fucking idea.
LAST WALL OF FAIL BEFORE THE END!
>>9292622
Huh? What is the problem?
Who is the best rper in this thread?
>>9292743
Astolfo and iiya are the top 2 cute. even junkrat is better than blonde alien and blonde ugly trap
>>9292752
I'm completely okay, don't you see?
Not a scratch on me, it was nothing.
>>9292762
>>9292692
mislink
>>9292770
fuck did you just say about junkrat you faggit
>>9292677
>>9292713
Ya can't just assume people are evil just cause they look it, kid. Now I've gotta kill you to teach you a lesson! What? No, I wasn't just looking for an excuse! This is all in the name of teaching you a lesson. This is a school, after all.
>>9292732
"Enjoy" and "uneventful" are two words that don't belong in a sentence. This lunch needs a touch of mayhem to be truly enjoyable.
>Junkrat litters the cafeteria with grenades, listening with glee to the sweet symphony of explosions as they all detonate.
>>9292758
I promise I won't kick ya in the face when you bend over. It's just hard to tie things up with this ol' arm of mine, all robotic and what not.
IT ALL ENDS NEXT SLIDE!
VOTE FOR THE WINNER HERE!
FUCK~!
VOTE FOR THE WINNER HERE!
http://poal.me/pbg1tr
>>9292785
That one "Junkrat" seems to be the most likely winner.
It's gonna be wild autist, it's obvious.
Even if you don't rig, you ruin the surprise with your unwanted comments about the winner.
AND IT'S OVER!
>>9292770
Astolfo is a meme ava. And Iiya is as cute as a fucking mole rat.
>>9292797
What a fucking surprise
>>9292774
But I...you see...it was...
>She can't finish her sentence, pathetically starting to stammer again and again.
guys i'm looking for a cruel angel's thesis
https://youtu.be/5LitDGyxFh4
>>9292797
No suspense :/
>>9292797
I SHALL RETURN IN A FORM MORE BEFITTING OF MY MAJESTY
UNTIL THEN I SHALL ALLOW YOU TO SAVOR THIS TEMPORARY RESPITE FROM MY RULE
>>9292805
YOUR DUTIFULNESS IS NOTED
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TnG_uLDi7IU
>>9292798
you take that back about my husband
>>9292803
No, stop blaming yourself, it wasn't your fault.
Now show me a big smile, everything is alright
>>9292810
Thanks for hosting!
Favorite hosts and why
>>9292798
What's a meme ava?
>>9292810
Thanks for hosting.
>>9292823
You really. You- you really shouldn't be telling me it's not my fault, miss.
>>9292805
Congratulations mister Wild.
And thank you so much for having us!
>>9292785
Mei, what're you doin' here? You gonna freeze me again and jam an icicle through my eye socket, ya cold-hearted hypocrite?
>>9292793
>>9292794
Agh, you're gonna bloody jinx it for me!
>>9292797
You see what you lot did to me? I died to THAT of all things! Only the power of jinx coulda done this to me...
>>9292810
Cheers mate.
>>9292810
Thanks for hosting mate.
>>9292744
(It wouldn't be the first time and it won't be the last, so I'll keep doing stuff like this..)
>Kaito looks up at him like he had said something funny, he makes a stance as if he's going to say a grand speech.
Nothing is ever useless, that coin still has potential, even if it's just for being melted down for the metals! It's like.. A stuffed animal, to most people they're pretty pointless and at most used as a decoration but for some people they're like a friend..
>Kaito looks him in the eye and gets back into his usual stance.
Does that make any sense?
>>9292810
Congratulations!
Thank you very much for hosting, headmistress!
>>9292825
Reigen for reason
>>9292810
Congratulations person, thanks for hosting.
>>9292810
Thank you, even though I perished so easily...
>>9292829
I just don't want you to be sad for no reason
Hosting again.
Like, right now.
>>9292849
Lipper
>>9292845
??
>>9292810
>Thanks for hosting
>shitpost enter hoshi's crap games
>win
>don't care
kek
Cancer