HG Bread
Hello yes, games?
>>9293917
I wish
First 24
>>9293928
Cirno
>>9293928
Emi the leech
>>9293928
C.C.
>>9293928
Reigen Arataka
>>9293928
Ririchiyo
>>9293928
Tsubasa Hanekawa
>>9293928
Maria and Harusame
>>9293928
The King in Yellow
>>9293928
Iida Tenya
>>9293859
Thank you, I appreciate it.
>Iida lowers his hands, his relief disappearing when he sees Shuten's bottom exposed.
...
>Iida lunges over at the oni, pulling down on her kimono to attempt to cover the demon herself.
Y-You are purposely trying to throttle my nerves!
>>9293928
Shuten Douji
>>9293928
Jerry Cantrell
>This is probably bait
>>9293928
Lord Beerus
>>9293928
Harusame
>>9293928
Maekawa-san
>>9293928
Draco
guys yuno died
>>9293928
Brian's wife
>>9293928
Jeff Hanneman
>>9293928
Astolfo
>male
>>9293928
Shiny Flygon
>>9293928
Suzuka Gozen
>>9293928
Chie
>>9293897 (Trashmouse)
Yeah.
I am.
I've just been through a lot.
You have to learn quick in my shoes, haha. I have to look out for myself while Mom is...s-sleeping. She has been for a while and it's too heavy for me to wake her up from. So I have to do her proud until she wakes up...!
>>9293928
Sticky Fingaz
>>9293928
Junkrat
>>9293928
Len
>>9293928
Kuroyuri
>>9293970
>sprays
>>9293944
>With a swift tug, the oni's loosely strung kimono is pulled down to her knees. The devilish smirk on her face widens.
Oh myyy.
>>9293982
Kamina?
>>9293928
Gascoigne
>>9294002
Kamina has a history of samefagging but I doubt he would do this to himself right now
>>9293928
Alice Margatroid
>>9293982
>Iida, defeated, releases the kimono and rolls over onto his stomach beside the oni, his face beet-red.
I'm just making myself look more and more like a pervert, so I will just talk to you without facing you, demon. It is a blessing that nobody has stumbled upon yours and I's shenanigans.
Do not take this defeat as I surrendering to you, but merely as a stalemate that is to be resolved in the future for the sake of making progress now.
>>9293928
Lana
>>9294008
It's Kamina.
>>9294002
Kuga/Parsee
>>9294022
Why is he RPing with himself
>>9294018
>kissu
>>9294025
Adachi
>>9294039
Hoshi
Josh
>>9294029
>>9294026
Because that's what Kamina does.
nice meme senpai
>>9294012
Yes, and what grand progress you will make belly-down with your face in the dirt.
>The oni puts one of her bare feet down on his shoulder and nudges him.
Come now, you're just making an embarrassment of yourself. If you are too distracted by my attire perhaps you would like better if I transformed into a body more like your own?
Swapped my wife out for Kuroyuri on a private request.
>>9294046
Drake
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KgmoMO66uPg watch this
>>9294061
Eminem
>>9294059
...Good luck, Mister Junkrat.
>>9293968
Jeez, when I was an ankle biter all I had to care about was...well, I had to care about a lotta things because a buncha dirty bots took over me country. But still it didn't bother me, they gave me a reason to play with explosives after all. Let me tell you: there has never been a stronger case of love at first sight. I still remember my first time...
>Junkrat's pupils grow in size as he remembers fondly on his first time handling a stick of dynamite. His heart starts beating faster and a wide grin stretches out across his face.
I guess this kinda lifestyle just ain't for all of us kid. I've been doin' this for years and there ain't any hint of me ever slowing down. It's high octane action all the time.
>>9294056
nice loli kamina
>>9294059
>Prepares to be the biggest freeloader ever
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tFtVBvfYsrE
>>9294069
Lil' Jon
>>9294059
I accept this challenge.
>>9294056
Hi Kamina.
>>9294085
I'm sorry but... Who the fuck are you?
>>9294056
Shion?
>>9294059
Thank you!!
>Dstrict small is back again it seems.
>>9294084
P Diddy
>>9294059
Hopefully you do not embarrass yourself on the battlefield. I do not wish to be seen with a bumbling child.
Begin at your whim, host.
>>9294089
>>9294059
Thanks for the game
>>9294097
Drink those cummies slut
>>9294097
Kamina, why are you arrrpeeing with yourself?
Roll out
>>9294103
I almost forgot I was hosting
>>9294076
It lost it's appeal when I realized they stopped showing back up. And still. Robot? Robots are different, I always thought. But people. People are different.
At least, that's what I think. The fun is pointless when it winds up badly for everyone else just for your own sake.
>>9294119
>Chie can be seen clinging to the bird. She doesn't seem to be struggling in it's grip nor does she seem excited by it all. She's simply accepted it, staring out at her destination.
>>9294119
Look at what you've done, you oaf. What could have been a marvelous wall decoration has been reduced to splinters thanks to your selfishness.
Though, I suppose it was foolish of me to pin a dragon as anything but greedy.
>>9294059
It appears my stroke of bad luck is without end today. Thank you for your time, Host.
>>9294056
Don't spout such nonsense in my direction, if you truly cared about my discomfort, then you would properly wear your garments.
>Iida makes no attempt to move as his shoulder is tapped by the foot
I'd rather you not shapeshift and end up becoming some 40 meter tall beast, ultimately being my fault for encouraging the idea. You would be impossible to fight without the use of my legs.
>>9294119
Will you be doing it again?
>>9294119
Hold on tightly everyone, should you be unable to firmly grip this beast, then it would be in your interest to secure yourself to me instead.
>>9294134
I might. Pretty bored.
>>9294133
Sure thing Tenya
>>9294119
>>9294119
Protip : Save in jpg, your BG is really HQ. Filesize is too large
To speed up loading time for players and give them more room to reply, you'll be golden bby, thnx for hosting
>>9294139
Woah, a place perfect for myself.
Are you ready to be amazed?
>>9294139
That'd be pretty cool
I'd like to at least make it in once
>>9294119
>>9294139
Aww! I can't eat this..
>>9294139
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kY84MRnxVzo
>>9294133
I will hand it to you, boy, you are correct in saying that I do not truly care for your discomfort. In fact, I find it quite amusing to watch.
>The oni chuckles as she squats beside the boy.
Watching as you attempt to take control of the situation only to end up on your belly was truly a sight to behold; and all because of a choice as simple as the clothing I wear.
The important bits are covered, are they not?
>>9294139
Perhaps I should have stocked up on useless things prior to opening this store. Oh well.
>>9294144
Protip: shut the fuck up
>>9294139
>Hanekawa throws another rock onto her pile
I've been collecting rocks all day. At this rate it's going to take forever to made something out of it. Maybe I'll arrange it in a ring for a campfire.
>>9294144
Protip: Tell him to change his background into something other than eye bleach.
>>9294119
I'll give ya that, bots are much different from humans. They're a sneaky, traitorous lot so it feels so much better to scrap 'em then it does a person. But still, when somethin' is explodin' I can't really care about the consequences. Guess I'm just a selfish person!
>>9294119
You're a fat one, aren't ya? Good luck hittin' me with that clumsy hammer ya got there.
>>9294139
What good are a buncha dudes with swords gonna do? We moved outta this century centuries ago!
>>9294163
>>9294157
Protip : Be a better host than me, post with your ava, I'll take you seriously then, senpai.
Protip : Learn how to take constructive criticism, whether it's at you or someone else.
>>9294160
This BG is fine, the second one might be too white, but overall it's pretty good so far. I like the font and the theme.
Its incredible how five words can send the gook off into a tangent.
Never change hoshit
>>9294165
Don't you ever think back on things like this? Do you ever wonder what it could've been if you didn't hurt a person?
Maybe I'm just a big softie after all. H-heehee. Mom always said my heart was too big for my body.
>>9294137
>>9294128
I already know, mister. Thanks.
>It seems Chie's already beaten him to the statement, a cold determination shining in her eyes as she awaits the destination.
>>9294139
I'm taking your tails.
I hope you don't mind.
>>9294163
Take that, punk.
That's what you get for looking at me with that stupid face of yours
>>9294163
You would make such a claim to me? God or not, that was foolish of you. Allow me to demonstrate why I am passed in legend as the drunken demon of the mountain.
>The oni downs all twenty flasks with ease.
>>9294176
It's easy talking shit anonymously, isn't it?
>>9294172
Day: Eye bleach
Night: Clipart
nice theme yeah
>>9294163
I can't say I've been a fan of swimming... I don't have anything but my middle school swimsuit, I doubt that'll even fit anymore...
>>9294193
I don't expect Dah-bin-chee tier art for the BG but you'll be surprised what a few tweaks can do to improve it.
>>9294188
what goes around comes around you neurotic piece of shit
>>9294195
It is only fair I warn those who pass that they are in the presence of an oni like myself, lest someone wander into my abode when I am feeling peckish.
>>9294195
>Hanekawa drops the knife at the last second
I don't think this is the answer to our problems... We should be using these knives on each other.
>>9294195
I don't need that stupid heavy armor, I'm fast and agile enough to dodge whatever I want!
>>9294222
Whoa, some revenge posting? Did I really trigger you that hard? Nice trips, but try not to let me get under your skin, boyo.
I'm just enjoying how the moment you post your ava you'll lose all credibility. Unlike me, cause I'm a fucking G.
>>9294163
Kuroyuri's diary: keep out unless you want to die.
"Dear Diary: The food here in this arena was awful. Wished Haruse was here so we could cook something decent. Cooking with him was pretty nice. Will take a nap soon, my feet are tired from all this walking!"
>>9294230
>>9294230
>Hanekawa uses the last bit of her energy to utter her apologies
I'm sorry for intruding... but I have no more strength to find another place to rest...
>>9294230
Though the thought of bringing a child immortalized in crystal home with me to decorate my bedroom is alluring, you are of better use to me alive than dead.
>>9294230
>>9294099
Call me a little girl again and I'll beat you to death! Got it?
>>9294222
kys baron
>All this talk of back grounds is making me nervous on hosting my own code
how to get hoshi's praise
step 1 : host with someone elses code
>>9294230
>>9294193
You got bad taste t.bh
>>9294257
Stop caring so much and just host
>>9294163
What it could've been? What it could've been is profit loss. If people get in the way of my work, then I just can't spare any sad thoughts for 'em.
>>9294195
Yeah, roight. Whatever ya say mate, whatever you say.
>>9294230
>Junkrat downs flask after flask, smashing each one on the ground as he moves on to the next. As he finishes the last flask he belches loudly and wipes away the liquid stuck around his mouth.
That wasn't even alcoholic! Was this supposed to be difficult or somethin'?
>>9294257
Say the word, and I'll make the BGs and CSS for you.
>>9294265
Who would have thought my kin could be so boring? If there were ever such a thing for trying too hard, your lot would take the cake.
>>9294265
Eavesdropping is wrong, but they're talking so loudly... I can't help it until I walk out of their hearing range.
>She walks a little faster to keep herself from hearing things she shouldn't hear.
>>9294265
Those who only brag are usually the weak ones, no wonder you were weaker than a paper maché puppet.
>>9294270
I remember what happened the last time someone came asking you for help with their games.
WAAAAAAAAHHHH ASTOLFO
HOSHI IS BULLLYING MEEEEEEEEEE
MAKE HIM STOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOPPPPp!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>9294261
Elaborate
>inb4 you stop replying and run away
>>9294195
If I have to do this to people, I'll make it quick. I promise.
>>9294230
Hello again mister dragon. Are you okay?
>>9294265
I did what I have to. I'm sorry. Really.
>>9294284
Ruby hosts your code
Wiggins hosts FP's and Fyxe's codes
I shall burn this shitposting as fuel for my journey.
>>9294270
>implying people will trust you after you tried scaring off astolfo
>>9294283
That was Madao being a baka ass motherfucker.
>>9294289
So?
>>9294292
Proof?
>>9294290
Thank you Springtrap
>>9294288
Ah, a night full of drinking. It is important to appreciate the small things in life.
Cheers.
>>9294288
I guess I was just being silly after all. All of this fighting is throwing me off my game. Perk up, Hanekawa, you can do this!
>>9294288
THEY'RE EVERYWHERE!! EVERYWHERE!!!!
>>9294292
Astolfo is an oldfag
>>9294314
>>9294270
I don't even know what the CSS is
>>9294314
Humans normally run from fire and smoke. There's no reason to investigate trouble. I have to stay out of as much danger as I can.
>>9294314
How generous of you, child. I shall acknowledge your offering.
>>9294323
Well, what a coincidence, you're surrounded by people willing to share that information with you~!
Now, I can if you want. But I'm sure the other people can do the simpler explaining. I'm sure you have plenty of friends who do, no?
>>9294314
>>9294323
There's a stylish style on hgtools.neocities.org that uses CSS to customize the look of the browser page
>>9294332
Not really...........Ehehe......
>>9294288
>>9294301
>>9294314
>>9294330
Is that stuff really worth drinking? I'm way too young to. And this is no problem! I've had to learn a lot lately, I'm just glad I can share this with people!
>>9294334
>A parka appears around her, and she pulls the hood up. It doesn't help too much, but it's better than nothing.
>>9294154
>Iida turns his head to face the demon, only to turn back around upon getting a full-view of crotch.
While that is true, the "important bits" are hardly needed to...excite people. This place is not short on degenerates, and while you need not cover yourself from head-to-toe, having some modesty in your dressing would be appreciated. It is difficult to address and take you seriously when you are bits of cloth away from being in the nude.
>>9294334
Though that banquet was rather filling, I still hunger for something more, boy. Cooperate and perhaps this shall be enjoyable for the both of us.
>>9294346
Namae No Nai Kaibutsu#7042
I forbid you from saying that ever again.
reminder hoshi tried scaring off a nufag
>>9294334
>Hanekawa tries using the GPS function on her phone
>It fails as she continues to navigate the maze on her own
>>9294361
It's good you did that. Thank you, mister.
>>9294370
Reminder I was scaring off "newfags" a few months ago and you're rehashing an old meme
Reminder that "nufag" is an oldfag.
>>9294361
>Hanekawa checks the time and decides that it's time to head back to her camp.
It was just a waste of time, I realize. I shouldn't expect to find anything here ever again.
>>9294380
Please step on my dick.
>thinking hoshi actually wants to help
>unironically adding hoshi for help in making a code
kek
>>9294334
>>9294354
What?!! No!! I'm not giving up this secret, especially not to the likes of you! I'd sooner KILL you!!
>>9294361
>Ever since "that event" kuroyuri was far more murderous and short tempered than usual.
>>9294386
>Hanekawa swallows the moss to chase down the berries
>It starts having an effect but it still continues to make her dizzy
I really don't want to force myself to vomit... It'll make me even more sick...
>>9294398
>Implying I don't drop the fucking truthbombs when it comes to hosting.
>Unironically talking shit like it still means anything anonymously
>>9294407
Make one???
>>9294407
http://steamcommunity.com/id/UrsulaCallistis/
I'll offer you my Steam, but this is the best I can do. Otherwise it gets a little difficult.
>Hoshi fucking with newfags
Is there no end to his cancer?
>>9294380
This
Astolfo isn't a nufag
>>9294395
>Steps on your pecker
>>9294408
Can't on mobile. Not on my shit phone anyway.
>>9294414
Which is it newfag or nufag.
And which newfags or nufags am I fucking with?
Who are you and how can you confirm you accusations? Are you going to keep anonposting in hopes that people actually believe you?
Why are you trying this hard?
Ah yeah, cause I'm the real fuckin' deal
>newfags don't know that Hoshi just wants to steal their codes like he did it with Junko's magnificent Despair Game events
>>9294411
>Hanekawa is instantly paralyzed the moment she is hit with Douji's attack
>She is unable to move as she falls to the ground, dying of a heart attack and shock
>>9294434
get rekt kamina
>somebody who came to hoshi for help is the latest victim of his cancerposts
rip astolfo
>>9294430
I got fucking caught, holy shit.
>>9294434
Congrats!
>>9294430
>not just hacking Brantsteele servers so you literally have all codes
>>9294351
Is that so, boy?
Admirable as your devotion to see me clothed may be, you are fighting in vain. I have no desire to grant your wishes, and it appears you are in no position to force me. That is, unless you believe you can match the strength of a great oni.
>>9294386
Here again? I was hoping you would have changed the decor since last I visited, but I find myself disappointed again.
Get to work.
>>9294399
Come now, let's not get violent. After all, I am only beginning to enjoy this.
>The oni pushes the boy forcefully against the walls of the crypt and locks lips with him, invading his oral cavity with her sharp tongue.
So keep quiet, will you? Last I checked, is this not the very fantasy all children your age long for?
>>9294434
>>9294445
Both this death and this winner are equally boring. I had expected so much more, host.
>>9294445
Thanks for playing
>>9294445
Isn't that a bit cropped?
>>9294452
>thanks for hosting
>>9294440
Astolfo isn't a nufag.
>>9294417
I-I am not worthy of this honor!
THANK YOU!
>cums blood
>>9294460
Proof?
>>9294445
Congratulations, strange creature
>>9294452
Thanks for hosting
>>9294455
Oops, Autocropper does that to me a decent amount later on in games.
>>9294452
>Hanekawa manages to whisper in a faint voice as her health returns to her as the game ends.
Thank you for hosting, it was a wonderful game...
>>9294434
>he shoots the demon dead body with solar beam, is making sure he kiling her
thanks for hosting
Roses are red
Violets are blue
YO HOLY SHIT HE DEAD
>>9294463
The burden of proof is on you that I tried to scare this "nufag" away.
You first, because I have a case. I have evidence, but it's going to require me to leak a lot of shit and start a lot of drama that I would rather avoid than avoid your low tier shitposting.
>>9294476
Stop impersonating me reeee
>>9294470
Congrats, Mister Dragon. And thank you.
>>9294460
astolfo is a newfag
>>9294452
Congrats other dragon, and thanks for hosting.
>>9294480
>"no u!!!"
Great retort, hosh.
All I asked was proof behind the multiple claims you've made that the astolfofag isn't new
loving hoshi's backpedaling right now
>>9294485
>he doesn't know
>>9294485
Astolfo is the new poster boy of the "Hoshi scares people away" meme. I don't give a shit if he's a midfag, newfag, or nufag. I spent three hours last night giving him an endless stream of hosting information.
I've pretended to be a newfag a total of 3 times, I know the game, and Astolfo is playing textbook "newfag". I personally think it fucking stinks, you can pursue this if you want, but you won't be helping him one bit.
>>9294452
>Thanks for hosting
>Congratulations
>>9294508
Proof?
I've had it with these motherfucking fillers in my motherfucking HG
>>9294521
blame dead hours m8
BURDEN OF PROOF XDDD
YOU CAN'T PROVE IM SAMEFAGGING
YOU CAN'T PROVE IM SPAMMING FILLER LOL
YOU CAN'T PROVE THAT ASTOLFO IS NEW
GG
I
WIN
SIT THE
FUCK
DOWN
KIDS
LOL
>>9294508
Proof?
Proof?
Proof?
Please stop fighting
FBI?
>>9294543
Proof?
>>9294494
>>9294502
>Hurr durr hoshi scaring off newfags again! anon said so!
All I asked for is proof that I tried to scare him away.
I'm satisfied with this level of exchange between me and you shitposters.
And you're not going to make me leak our chats.
You started this shit by accusing me of trying to chase him away. You made the initial accusation, now confirm that before we can move on.
POOF
>>9294546
CIA?
>>9294532
Calm down baron lol.
Did somebody say Poof?
BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP
>>9294550
>All I asked for is proof that I tried to scare him away.
All I asked for was prove he's not a nufag.
>I'm satisfied with this level of exchange between me and you shitposters.
I only asked for proof of him not being a nufag. That was my only post.
>
>And you're not going to make me leak our chats.
And you're not going to make me cherrypick our chats*
Fixed.
>You started this shit by accusing me of trying to chase him away. You made the initial accusation, now confirm that before we can move on.
See above.
>>9294562
I said please
Astolfo post the logs.
Astolfo is my wife, so stop bullying him or else............................
>Shitposting starts
>Kamina stops rping
really makes you think
>>9294550
>>9294508
>>9294494
>>9294480
Things are heating up in the trash community,folks!
Will Hoshi prove innocent?
Or will anon prove Hoshi's guilt?
Will Yukine ever stop taking mouthfulls of cock?
FIND OUT NEXT TIME ON DRAGON BALL Z!!
>>9294566
Namae No Nai Kaibutsu#7042
I'll give you the proof. Nothing publicly.
>>9294585
I wouldn't be surprised.
>>9294587
proof?
>>9294451
I'll admit my defeat for now if only due to my inability to fight. But be warned that I will return in better shape should you try to escalate your debauchery from being half-naked to something that I couldn't possibly allow to happen.
Does somebody as wretched as you happen to have a name?
>>9294585
>I-I was eating M&Ms okay
>>9294592
So you'll give me cherrypicked results in DMs instead of in thread?
>>9294451
>The small tyke is bombarded in a sea of emotions that they are too young to understand as the demon begins to make out with a warlock against thier will. Yes thats right folks, in a twist of irony and fantasy cliches, the one time a warlock gets laid by a demon here is one who didn't want it in the first place. As the Oni's "request" starts to really begin however, poor kuroyuri passes out in shock, a small amount of blood pouring from thier nose.
>>9294592
>implying anon won't leak them
>>9294602
I'll give you everything.
>>9294601
>tfw no M&Ms
>>9294607
I'm not going to give them to anybody whose identity I can't confirm.
I really like the skeleton that hosts. I think he's really cool and really great, and also I love his BG's because they are really cool. Although he messed up a couple times tonight I still think he's really nice because he admitted his flaws and also I like his code. It takes a strong person to admit when they're wrong, so it shows his strong character.
>t.Rex
I bet that Hoshi is deleting his entire conversation with Astolfo as we speak.
>>9294617
proof?
>>9294620
wouldnt put it past him
>>9294617
>pets furry porn
>it's another hoshi spergout episode
>>9294628
Take it from me, a cute girl. My words are gospel, if that means what I think it means. What I think it means is "the truth." I'm not religious so I wouldn't know, so if it means something else disregard that line and take this one instead: "my words are truth."
>>9294638
Yes, I am an innocuous dinosaur. Pet me more, faceless one, for it is what I enjoy most more than anything except maybe milk
>>9294645
So, an everyday episode?
>>9294645
>this
>sperging
Wew lad
>>9294646
>>9294647
sorry hoshi couldnt keep his bullshit to himself during your games, wiggins.
>>9294654
>Pets.
>>9294658
I missed this.
>>9294665
>>9294648
pretty much
>hoshi not RPing
>not hosting
>has to argue with anons on 4chan for any kind of interaction
it's more sad than anything
>>9294654
You are the natural pray of dinosaurs. Prepare to be consumed, creature. Be aware that while I may look like a dinosaur skeleton, it is in fact a disguise.
Hello guys I just joined these HG threads!
Let's be friends and get along!
By the way I'm already making my own code!
I heard that this "Hoshi" person could help me! Is that true,you guys?!?!
>>9294620
>>9294632
Well, if you're going to twist it into that, you might we both might as well just fucking give up then.
I gave you a chance to add me, nobody has added me.
But remember this. If Astolfo continues to post, I haven't chased him away. You can't prove that I tried to, I can't prove that he isn't a nufag. That's all good and dandy. I don't need to prove that he's not a nufag. Eventually all the truths will come into light, secret avas are revealed eventually or die quietly. It's not skin off my back whichever one happens. I'm going to continue helping people with their hosting, I'm the most active, I'm the most informative. I don't waste a second offering my information to people who need the help and nothing is going to stop me. I'm not going to leak chats, Astolfo and still have each other added and he's free to get more help if he needs it. He doesn't have to be my friend if he doesn't want to.
Believe what I say or not, you're anonymous, I'm not. I have responsibility for what I post, you do not. Therefore you shouldn't be acting like you're some authority on credibility.
If you can't even read this post completely without it calling "a wall of text" or "tl;dr" what the fuck did you even ask me for proof in the first place? Why the fuck are you asking me for entire chat logs when they're several times longer than this post?
And that is that.
>>9294667
I remember that Hoshi's letter was leaked during autumn' games
Good shit.
>>9294676
He hosted twice earlier, but that doesn't really make up for a whole half year of shitposting without hosting.
>>9294676
I hosted twice.
See? You're just talking shit without knowing.
>>9294601
You may call me Shuten Douji. I shan't expect anything less than that, for does not do my legacy justice. I suppose now you'll be giving me your name as well? Calling you "boy" and "child" is beginning to tire me.
>>9294605
>The oni scowls.
Disappointing. There is no fun in this any longer.
>She drops the unconscious child to the ground and goes about her business elsewhere.
>>9294677
>>9294691
!!!
>>9294684
because chatlogs are more interesting than reading you trying to justify your cancer behavior
tl;dr
>>9294691
>Oops
>Didn't mean to quote you
>>9294685
It was the best of times; it was the worst of times.
>>9294698
That's right, back the fuck up.
>>9294692
>>9294696
>FUCKING EATS YOU
I'VE NO TIME FOR ELDRITCH FOXES, FOR I AM STARVED TO THE BONE! OHHHHHH YEAH!
>>9294706
nice retort
>>9294709
>The leeching furfaggotry of Emi pervades everything
>Her cancerous cells slowly eats the skeleton from the inside
>>9294683
yeah sure
>drags you into unncessary drama
>hoshi
>>9294711
Here's my retort. Fuck off now.
>>9294684
>>9294712
"Sperg" is just a word you throw out when you got fucking nothing.
>>9294691
Then you got pissy because you didn't like the winners and now you're just picking fights because everybody ignores your RP, your games, and your pathetic attempts at starting shit :^)
>>9294712
Guess these books here are just a bunch of sperg am I right
>>9294719
>The skeleton spits out Emi, sending her hurtling through the air. It then pulls out a gun.
Die.
>POP POP POP POP
skeletons should be smashed to dust
>>9294731
Is that the lord of the rings
>>9294735
I'd like to smash you with my bone, Len.
>>9294735
skeletons should stick their bones up my ass
>>9294727
I'm always pissy, I have a right to hate my winners, I pick fights cause I win, I don't RP
>>9294730
>Some poor faggot
I gave him 3 hours worth of hosting help, you can fuck off now you obviously don't know what you're talking about and won't believe the one person that was there. Go read my old Rin leaks and my letters, you're not here to reach a compromise with me, I'm not retarded enough to not know that. So I'm gonna let you go now, you sound tired.
>>9294735
You made a GRAVE mistake!
>>9294739
No I think it's the Bible trilogy
>>9294732
>>9294749
But that text looks like Elvish.
Hebrew or Arabic look different
>>9294749
My favorite part was when Jesus and the Disciples rode the barrels down the river and then fought the dragon.
>>9294735
I think so too!
>>9294748
Yeah! Wel you dug your own GRAVE!
>wake up
>feel great
>it's a beautiful day outside
>open laptop
>open hg thread
>press page down key a couple times
>see what's going on
>keep pressing page down
>reach the bottom
>it's another one of these threads
>type up this post
>choose file
>post this post
>close thread
>go find a movie to watch
>>9294735
You've made a GRAVE mistake!
>>9294755
I am da best.
>Skeleton boss
>I've got a ''BONE'' to pick with you
>>9294744
>I pick fights because I win
Wew boys,are we in a parallel universe or what?
>>9294765
I thought you liked these.
>>9294749
Look at the publisher name
>>9294765
>adachi
>"feeling great"
impostor
>cody
>>9294769
Thanks /v/
can you stop replying it is quite rude
>>9294782
>Skeleton boss
>POP POP POP
>>9294765
nice rp
>>9294770
Why are you trying so hard to make it look like I don't win? Are you scared people might realize that I always win?
You guys always need the anonymous handicap, you can't possibly tell me you're the ones winning with that advantage, no?
I'm worth a million newfags in thick skin.
>>9294769
>This annoys me more in games then it should.
>>9294782
No.
>>9294782
I LET YOU INTO MY GAME YOU UNGRATEFUL BRAT
APOLOGISE OR I'LL GRAVELORD YOU
>>9294782
>Hoshi Boss
>"BURDEN OF PROOF, FAG"
>>9294759
>his favorite part isn't when Jesus and Judas engaged in a fist fight atop of the wish-granting cross
Pleb taste
>>9294782
I'd like to reply with my dick.
>HG boss
>thanks for hosting
>>9294807
I thought we were past that stage of the shitpost exchange.
>>9294695
My name is Iida Tenya. I expect you to call me by my surname, for Tenya is reserved for close companions of mine. Now, if you'll excuse me, I need to find a way to mobilize myself once more.
>Iida rolls over a short distance away from Shuten, pulling out his phone and typing into it, his elbows planted in the dirt.
>>9294818
That was a funpost, Hoshi.
Learn the difference.
>>9294810
I guess a cat is fine too...
Please post your discords, I have important questions to ask the community
>>9294826
J-Just ask it here, I'm not willing to share it
>>9294809
What? The whole retarded "Cross Technology arms race" subplot was bullshit after the Deuteronomy arc. Did you even read Bibles 1 and 2?
>>9294826
>I'll bite.
>degeso#5565
>>9294826
Why not ask them here
>>9294826
fucking try it jude
>>9294823
You can't just hit me with a random recall like that, I'll reflexively counter.
>>9294826
Namae No Nai Kaibutsu#7042
If you're that faggot asking about monkeys consider yourself denied.
>>9294835
And get anon shitposts as a response? Real useful.
>>9294824
She is one fine fucking cat.
i ain't apologizing for anything
i can't even say skeletons have thin skin
they have no skin
no wonder why they're always angry
>>9294826
Shovel Girl#5481
>>9294826
Ask this guy
Memelord#2445
>>9294826
>Mirai#7908
>>9294848
You take that back
>>9294826
Astolfo#3396
>>9294826
No way Chris Hanson
>>9294848
>no wondery why they're always angry
Probably because they don't have entire folders full of loli porn of you.
>>9294826
Discordsucks#6969
>>9294826
Cat With a Gun#9288
>>9294842
Leech#2906
>>9294826
GimmeDatDickBoi#7490 (I'm LF btw)
>LF
>>9294826
Umu#3106
never
shoot me and prove me right
>It's the guy asking about monkeys
>>9294820
>The oni walks back over to the boy and plucks the device from his fingers, taking a look at it herself.
>>9294886
THAT MONKEY AT IT AGAIN
>>9294826
I'm gonna regret this aren't I
Gas Can#1552
>>9294886
HE HAS NO STYLE
>>9294883
>Doesn't have a gun so they stab len instead.
>>9294826
Crust#0296
THIS KONG
HAS A FUNNY FACE
>>9294899
Keep shitposting
>>9294826
>Flightless#5575
>I've got a bit of time before I head out to lunch so ask away
>>9294831
Fuck off,we all know Bible 3 was an underrated classic.People like you always suck Bibles 1 and 2's dicks.
I bet you liked the part where Noah built a time warping ark to avoid the oncoming lava flood,and then god just tells him to get rid of it.Couldn't he use the ark to travel back in time to kick the Serpent's balls in when he tried to trick Eve into eating the one apple to rule them all?
Plothole bullshit.
>>9294898
HE HAS NO GRACE
>>9294899
Finally decided to post with an ava?
>>9294858
Show us where the hoshi touched you.
>>9294826
Awonderfultreat#5598
>>9294883
>Shoots it all over your face
Guess you were right.
>>9294826
Hello#3856
>>9294908
THIS KANG HAS A FUNNY FACE
>>9294883
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>9294826
Eschaton#5688
>tfw no discord
C-can anyone report what's going on
>>9294930
Do you like monkeys?
>>9294909
(? I been posting as said ava and nothing but that for the entire thread)
>>9294826
Git#3727
>>9294930
Survey about monkeys
>>9294910
I don't think I wish to speak about any of that hear.
>>9294938
>hear
>monkeys yes or no
What do
what a bad person
shooting at innocent people
: c
>>9294938
kys esl
>>9294949
>rapes corpse
>>9294949
I've done worse~
>>9294826
Frappe#9584
>>9294938
>hear
that kinda stuff happens to me when really sleepy too. Randomly writing words how they sound, not how they're written.
>>9294957
>vapes corpse
>>9294887
Hey, give that back!
>Iida's phone is open up to the wikipedia article on Shuten's legend, prompting Iida to reach upwards to no avail.
I decided to not pursue you any further, yet you hunt me down? Why?
Are you that desperate for me to retaliate? Taking my belongings is crossing the line, which you've crossed once, and are doing so again.
>>9294965
>killing six million jews
that kinda stuff happens to me when really sleepy too. Randomly invading Poland and allying with the japs, it happens to the best of us.
>>9294985
y-yeah it just keeps happening
>>9294940
>>9294954
>>9294965
What is the correct way?
>>9294987
"there".
>>9294987
hear - picking up sounds with your ears
here - current location
>>9294986
Don't vorry, fraulein. Zhey vill pay. Zhey vill all pay vone day.
I want to hear your voices, some of you showed support but not enough. Say it with conviction.
>>9294987
"please pound my tight boipucci" if it's in the present tense
>>9295006
here*
>>9294998
Thank you Hitler
>>9294975
>The oni stares curiously at the phone, reading the current selection for herself.
I thought perhaps you were using this object as a means of escape, but this does not appear to be anything of the sort...
>She smirks.
You are quite the intriguing character. I have taken great joy in taunting you, and yet you still long for my attention? That is what I am gathering from looking at this world tablet of yours.
>>9295006
You do not want to hear my voice.
i want to ship with astolfo
>>9295020
Would hearing mine ease you into it? It's okay, we can do this together.
>>9295027
Same
>>9295006
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1JQwwugTGKe
>>9295027
I want to suck a log of shit out of Astolfo's ass.
>>9295032
Yet you gave it to me, please just tell me you like them. Just one I need it from
>>9295027
>tfw trap /ss/ is your fetish
>tfw no hot mom ava will ship with him and i only play guys
>>9295038
anime girls don't poop
>>9295029
I have a shitty voice.
>>9295046
>tfw yuno won't ship with me
>>9295043
Like what now?
>>9295049
I'd rather you shit on my chest instead of on my dreams, anon.
>tfw start getting physically exhausted when I eat too much
>tfw heavy breathing and have to lie down
Is this normal?
>>9295070
Hmm,how about letting me fuck your ass to make sure.
>tfw to smart to ship with anyone
>>9295070
Anon, I'm fat. Like I weigh 250 at 5'9. I don't have this problem. See a doctor very soon
>>9295070
Maybe maybe not. Stop eating too much and go to a doctor.
>Pushes
>>9295016
>Towards
>>9295019
>>9295089
It only happens when I eat too much.
Like damn I made so much food, but it'd be a waste not to eat it.
>>9295107
Baron. I'm serious. Kill yourself.
>>9295019
Do not flatter yourself, I have my fill of you for today, tomorrow, the day after, and for the rest of my existence. Should I never see you again, I will not think twice or linger on your absence.
If you really are as prestigious as you say you are, then I am merely doing my research on your character. One that you are interrupting.
May I now have my phone back? It is for my eyes only. My patience is being stretched thin.
>>9295107
Keep anonposting
>>9295107
>Pushes all the way up your ass
>>9295107
kys baron
>>9295107
W-what!
>>9295153
King of Games my ass.
Check MY 5s
I want to ERP with Baron
>>9295161
I tried, okay?
>>9295162
I want to ERP with Baron's Fairy
>>9295119
>The oni inspects the device more, turning it around in her hands.
I shall return this to you, but only once you tell me exactly what it is. I do not understand its purpose. How am I supposed to turn to the next page of this text? I am curious to see what it written about me on this tablet.
>>9295162
Same
>>9295173
Cheked
>>9295161
Actually, there's only one 5 in there. Singular. No multiples, no nothing. However, be amazed as I claim this ninth digit with finesse and skill.
>>9295171
>>9295177
>>9295162
>Stabs your shoulder
>>9295184
>Puts a hand on your collarbone
Sk-Skele-kun... I'm so sorry...
>>9295162
>tfw had the misfortune of seeing baron fuck the trap from re:zero
no you dont
what should I train
>>9295184
>>9295191
Look right there, at the start of the number. I have gotten a nine. And so I shall again, but this time at the end as well.
>>9295200
The bubbles power
>>9295200
Your social skills. It's probably still at 1/90
>>9295200
herb for ovl
>>9295214
Double xp weekend next week
>>9295224
You need as much extremes as possible
>>9295232
I'm not a very rich man, anon.
>>9295240
You'll never run out of mahogany tables, but you'll eventually run out of extremes etc
>>9295267
I know anon, but I want to cut down on training cost, that's why i will do it on double xp weekend
Once I have overloads, money won't be an issue anymore
>>9295279
Train something that you have fun with and make money then
>>9295292
Yeah I'm killing dragons for ranged xp and money
>>9295299
What are the red brick things that you have 201 of?
>>9295307
Congealed blood, they can be used to for something. they are worth picking up since they stack
>>9295314
First I've ever heard of it. Good luck with the visage with blacks.
>>9295333
I'm killing Celestials
I'm on 3500 total kills, 10 visages
>>9295343
>10 visages with 80s stats are you kidding me?
I received 7 killing 50k + dragons
>>9295362
Black dragons have a low visage rate
the visage rate at celestials is 1/512, i got my first visage at 1200 kills
>>9295371
>Black dragons have a low visage rate
That is true. 1 in 500 is super common, they must be worthless now geez.
>>9295380
1.2m each
For several reasons.
Nobody uses dragonfire shield anymore, since they're outclassed by a lot of stuff.
you either 2h or dual wield
>>9295392
That's still surprisingly high imo. I guess it adds an extra 2.4k cash for every cele dragon.
>>9295405
1.2m is the high alch value.
but yeah, it's always nice to see a visage drop, just like the old days
>>9295410
Oh, that makes a lot of sense. I jumped out of my seat when I received my first one at miths.
>>9295436
any high value drop does that for me.
1m can still buy you loads of supply, it's just that the high end weapons and armour are in the 100 millions, some even billions
>>9295458
Inflation's too high I guess, thanks to alching and CS. Do you go team bossing? Nexing had 50-100m+ splits for quite a while. I know it isn't even close now, but I'm sure other bosses are quite high as well.
>>9295485
I do go bossing sometimes with my clan, but that was when I was really low level so we did chaos elemental
Most of the things I do with my clan now is Wilderness Warbands and shitposting, but I'm willing to ask them to team Nex
>>9295508
I doubt nex items are worth anything now. Also
>warbands
One of the things that made me quit
>>9295531
Free easy xp, usually put it on mining because damn mining is slow.
Nex items are still worth a lot, because it's really good
NGW
G
W
>>9295553
I'm just here to talk with anon about RS, there's already a new thread
>>9295537
Still? I though vorago had better armour. Well, nex is fun, and if you can make money from it, go for it. But ovl is an absolute requirement, last time I checked.
>>9295567
Vorage drops the Tier 92 wands which is expensive on it's own right.
Nex armour is basically a straigth up upgrade from GWD1 armor, so definitely worth it if you have the money. Overloads are useful because the boost refreshes every 10 seconds, and I'm definitely getting it
>>9295580
Nex used to (im not sure now) drain stats very rapidly so unless you have ovl, you'll be fighting with level 1 stats.
>>9295601
Yeah, her 4 mages and stuff.
There is also Angel of Death now, which is basically a super hard mode nex group boss
>>9295615
>super hard mode nex group boss
Fuck, that sounds like fun.
>>9295642
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yrh93pIPNzk
I haven't tried it myself because it's pretty high end bossing
>>9295652
I hopes it makes the difficulty back to pre eoc levels. The fight looks amazing, I would have drooled if something like this was released before I quit.
>>9295697
The J-mod that made this boss said that he will high alch his blue party hat the moment someone solos this boss
I think the minimum team is still 5, so yeah it's a difficult boss
>>9295706
Which Jmod is that? I think I heard Chris L was quitting, but I could be wrong. Jagex has been wrong so many times before with PvMing. But I doubt they'll make the same mistake so easily again.
>>9295744
Mod Ramen, I think?
I'm not sure to be honest
>>9295762
>Flying Ramen alching his Phat
I would love to see that. Woox, get on it
>>9295802
I'm working on it mate
I'm going to make a wild guess and say you're Ririchiyo
>>9295839
Who else talks about RS? And who are you?
>>9295887
Didn't realise you played RS as well.
>>9295906
I've been playing since 5 months ago with a new account
>>9295873
Well there's also the person who's been listening in the entire time.
>>9295960
Jagex is doing fine. Financially atleast, no need to worry about that
>>9295960
>>9296008
They apperently had a very succesfull year. Microtransactions very very likely, and the nostalgia audience that returned thanks to OSRS
Microtransactions in RS3 is getting out of hand really, always odd to see people walking around with edgy devil wings and cosmetic overrides on everything
>>9296008
I don't play specifically because I can't afford membership, there's really nothing I feel I can do without it.
>>9296035
Most companies pretend to be doing fine in order to keep panic away. I'm not saying you're wrong, you probably have more info than me, but I'm still worried.
>>9296052
Heck, I still have a few bonds, but you really need to learn the value of money and hard work.
>>9296075
That release was a disaster, 200-1.2k viewers during the live stream event.
>>9296111
I don't expect the game to be alive forever, it's clearly not as popular as it was before but it doesn't feel like it's shutting down anytime soon either.
And if it does, I'll just accept it and move on, easy peasy
>>9296111
Was it? Honestly I never knew. I never had problems finding other players to get a match and such. Game was fun as fuck. Honestly, I never even SAW it advertised.
And goddamn, I never was good at making money. I considered it an achievement to be able to buy an Armadyl Godsword.
>>9296131
I'm sure there are enough idiots that plan to buy their 5.4b to keep the game alive for some time. But I sure hope Jagex comes up with another successful product. I would try it for sure.
>>9296178
I'm sure they would real world trade it away the moment something was up.
I heard that Jagex was bought by a chinese company so I'm not sure
>>9296172
It was advertised as much as a regular update. You must have been up at the right time to get matched so easily. I struggled during aussie hours to get a game. It sometimes took over an hour.
>>9296201
I wonder what the game would have been like if Paul and Andrew Gower never left and if they would have still implemented sof at a later date.
>>9296251
A lot more 4th wall breaking humor, that's for sure.
>>9296260
And a lot less 5.4b. Honestly, I looked at the highscores a few days ago, I wonder how many of them bought it.
>>9296251
A regular update to RS? That doesn't seem anywhere near enough for a full game, I only ever saw it on Youtube ads twice.
Fuck, but I loved that game. Even my shitty computer ran it without a problem.
>>9296293
A lot of them probably.
I put part of the blame on 120 skill capes, and trimmed completionist capes. It takes so long to get those, so it's a good way to keep players playing
>>9291704
Hello gorgeous.
>>9293378
Oh good lord, this is awful.
>>9296359
I didn't really play much 'Con side, I think my Autobot username was Errant or something like that.
Liked me some Monsoon.
>>9296359
the microtransactions have kinda devalued achievements, yeah.
And yeah , I guess you can't buy trim, you still need to do those really tedious tasks.
at this point, getting a high rank in the high scores is unpractical
>>9296434
I don't get why someone would buy your gp or xp, it takes the fun out of the game, if they can't handle the grind for levels they shouldn't be playing
>>9296434
Main issue is that I was low-leveled and always pretty-scatter-brained when it game to efficient grinding/money-making methods.
Was always skittish about doing quests, too.
>>9296445
Exactly, and it ruins it for everyone who did it legitly. It's the one thing I still hate Jagex for, and I'm usually a big Jagex defender. So many of my friends quit because of this.
>>9296456
You sure know a bit about the lore for a low level. At high levels, it takes like an hour a week to maintain?
>>9296484
I can understand why Jagex did it but I'm not a big fan of it either. Playing with clan members make it fun because most of them have the same mindset
>>9296508
They were so against micro transactions before hand as well.
I had a good clan but never joined the activies. Now I wish I did.
>page 9
we're on the verge of death
>>9296568
We're already on a new thread, I just kept talking with you here because I didn't want to bother the rest of the fellas with our chitchat
>>9296484
I spoil the everloving crap outta myself.
It's like 12 million or something, more than I've ever even seen, the inflation in the game is insane.
>>9296589
Bonds are always a good investment because of its constant demand. I bought a ton at 5.6 and sold at 7-8m during December and made a killing. I'm sure 6m/hr money making is still very possible. I'm sure you can get a ton of levels if you don't work.
>>9296581
I know that, I mean our chat may end very soon. It was nice and comfy.
>>9296627
Yeah, it was a nice chat alright, and I'm about to hit 98 ranged.
We can do it again if you feel up to it, you know where to find me
>>9296653
Congrats. Range is my third favorite skill. Great skill to have.
>>9296679
Dragonbane bolts are a god's blessing
>>9296627
Maybe, but...how? I'm just a free player.
>>9296734
yeah, they aren't that useful anymore because of how tiers work.
I think they still have a few niche uses , but they're pretty dead content as far I know
>>9296734
I guess.
I'm just stumped as to how the fuck I'm supposed to grind for anything in F2P.
>>9296787
for good reason, ruby tipped bolts were fucking dope.
>>9296792
Had pretty insane hits at corp even though it was capped. They were great with arma and nex... fuck they were great with everything.
>>9296787
Shame I can't really afford even that much myself.
And I got 1,987,269 on me
>>9296843
It's because they bypassed defence, the effect is still on them but the base damage of the bolts is just prettty low now
>>9296847
Yeah, earning 10m in f2p will take forever and even then it'll be quite difficult to maintain in the first few months.
>>9296873
I heard arraxxi bolts were the standard now. No spec, how boring.
>>9296874
Fuck me I couldn't possibly be more dicked
>>9296893
Araxxi arrows and Noxious bow, since they're T90 weapons
>>9296939
Tier 92 Seren Godbow, that's about it
>>9296947
Sounds nice. I want one.
>Seren
new general boss?
>>9296939
It's not like I've got anything better going for me though, now do I?
>>9296964
No, Seren is the goddess of the elves
>>9296989
It's a drop from Telos, which is in The Heart/GWD2 dungeon
>>9296997
Another name I'm not familiar with. Sounds like bossing became a load of fun after I left.
>>9296989
I think the sheer amount of time I spend here points that much out.
>>9297015
Telos is basically the Nex of GWD2, and it's a forced solo boss
>>9297097
Telos takes a long time to learn, GWD2 is decently harder than GWD1 because of boss mechanics and stuff
>>9297126
The harder the more rewarding. I'm guessing it was like any other boss; impossible the first day, but people doing it without armour by the end of the week.
>>9297097
It was my second, actually. Someone found out the password to it and got it banned for botting back before RS3 while I was taking an extended break from it (again for lack of being able to sub).
So when I made the new account I just slapped another of the last letter of my old name on to it.
>>9297161
Yeah, GWD2 has pretty great rewards, non-degrading tier 80 armour, weapons with tier 80 damage but tier 90 accuracy, the tier 92 weapons from Telos
>>9297219
Nex armour is prefered , since it also has boots and gloves. but you can upgrade the non degradable armour from GWD2 to tier 85 armour that does degrade. Not really worth it to be honest
>>9297219
They've had some major crackdowns lately, I think.
In all seriousness, not even as far as my current one went, aside from maybe a 70 in Smithing.
>>9297291
The only reason I can see someone buying the GWD2 armour is because they either just want non-degrading armour, or they're buying the ranging set because Full Pernix is 72m and the ranged armour from GWD2 is 32m
>>9297303
>Full Pernix is 72m
Oh how the mighty has fallen. I hope that doesn't include boots and gloves as well.
>>9297291
Nah, the ban happened a few years back actually. Like I said, before RS3, I think.
Isn't there some way to recover it?
>>9297336
eh....
>>9297408
How much did Pernix use to cost?
>>9297408
Good luck with that man
>>9297420
It was something like 12b during the first month? But then they made an update which made it a lot more common and it stayed between 2-4b for a while. It crashed with EOC to around 250-300m and dived to 100~ after a year.
>>9297467
>12b
Holy shit
Armours aren't that expensive anymore to be honest, there is tier 90 ranged armour that's 40m but it degrades to dust
Seren Godbow is like 2b though, the price is mostly in the weapons now
>>9297503
The vorago wand stayed at 3b for a while so I guess the godbow isn't that expensive in comparison. I'm surpised, I would have thought inflation would have caused it to skyrocket.
>>9297566
It's the G.E price, maybe the street price is higher.
The price is increasing though because 2h ranged got buffed recently
>>9297580
Oh. In that case the street price could be a lot higher.
Anyway, I need to sleep now, it's nearly 6am. It's been nice talking to you.
>>9297629
See ya later mate