Haha I hate myself. Pixel art edition.

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First for self harm.

>>9288373
This thread is unclean.

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>>9288580
Then get on your hands and knees and clean it like the dirty bitch you are. Ya while you're at it hike that skirt up you dirty girl.

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On many levels I identify with the opposum.
- Most people would agree that I am gross
- If I don't excercise constantly whenever I am awake I get horribly obese and start to die, and I've kinda fucked up on the excercise part
- Poor communication between brain hemispheres, resulting in poor problem solving skills ( I wouldn't be living in a federally funded vocational school studying something I don't care about if I actually had an IQ of 126), and an inability to feel emotions like most mammals can (ceasing SSRI treatment abruptly after 9 months probably wasn't a good idea)
- My dick is small, though I don't even get two to compensate...
- I will die young and painfully alone and have no one to blame but myself

>comfy rainy night and the old thread died

It's a shame none of the several comics about weirdos and failures update regularly enough.

>>9289573
>My dick is small, though I don't even get two

P-pics of opossum dicks?

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>>9290415
Whatever you say my dude.

discord link when edition

fuck is a crutch amongst yr social ineptitude edition

>>9291323
https://discord.gg/58J73kD
here you go my dude

what's your biggest fear

>>9291732
the ocean

>>9291732
Spiders.

>>9291732
To keep living

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>try to fix sleep schedule by going to bed at 8PM
>toss and turn in bed for five hours, sleepy the whole time
what's the point of even FUCKING trying

>>9292508
wait that would actually be about seven hours since I remember seeing past 2AM on my clock
haha

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>>9292508
If you're trying to move your sleep schedule over in one shot, you either have to stay awake for a long fucking time so that you pass the fuck out from exhaustion, or drug yourself. I recommend melatonin and/or Nyquil.

Then after that you gotta stick to that for a couple days after, because your retard body will constantly want to "fix" your schedule by going back to the way it was before, until it finally figures out that's not how it works three days later.

At least that's it works for me.

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>>9292553
Oh, okay, thanks for the tip. I tried doing staying up through a night and day only one time. Looks like I have to do it again today, if I can.
Can't wait to get pissy, say dozens of things I'll regret, bitch at my friends for no reason, nearly start crying because I'm a terrible human being, then start full-on screaming over dropping or knocking over something, and then feel like I'm going to throw up and have a heart attack on top of all of that
haha
I bet the people I'm trying to get in contact with will decide today is a wonderful day to call or visit
h a h a

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>>9292631
Yeah, see, what happens is, your body has its own rhythm. Circadian Rhythm, I think it's called? Basically, it's when your body decides "okay sleep time now" and you get tired, and "okay now is wake up time" and you're not.

And we tend to fuck it up by, like, saying "I just want to stay up a little bit longer", or "all the cool shit happens at night", or even just being really depressed and having fucked up brain chemistry (ha ha) can fuck around with it. And your body and all its chemicals get used to that schedule and think that's the way it's supposed to be, right? Like, it releases sleepytime chemicals around the same time every day, give or take a couple hours, because it literally thinks "this is when we always go to sleep, so this is when I release the chemicals, because that totes makes sense"

So if you try to fix your schedule all in one go, your body is still operating off that old internal clock. And it takes a couple tries in a row of you smacking the shit out of the clock before it finally gets the memo and figures out what the new sleep schedule is.

So yeah, have fun being miserable for the next couple days, man. Good luck.

>>9292508
toss n turn in my bed instead

>>9292508
>>9292813
Let's make it an entire cuddle sleep orgy.

>>9292813
>>9292828
I could go for that.

>>9292828
>>9292893
aight but don't touch my dick this is platonic sleeping

>>9292915
Just gonna pipe up and say anyone's free to touch my dick at this thing.

>>9292942
nicccce

>>9292958
what if i'm bi?

>>9292984
You're a fag. I forgot a third option. Fuck. I'll make a new one.

>>9292813
>>9292828
>>9292893
You can fuck my gross but clean ass if you want but I hate myself too much to allow my dong to be touched

>>9292993
make sure you call it something witty though, like half-fag

http://www.strawpoll.me/12947956

>>9293011
I just want someone to hang out with and occasionally naked wrestle
I'm fine grabbin' em by whatever

>>9293040
Naked wrestling is quite possibly my favorite thing, especially if there's lots of pain.

>>9293056
you frickin weirdo

>>9293011
straighties off my board now

>>9293081
I want to be bitten and beaten up until I cry... or do the same to someone else.

They don't even have to be willing.

>>9293094
I want to call you weird or something, but your post is really making me think.
I also have an affinity for seeing or imagining people on the ground after being beat up, at least fictional ones. I don't know if it's because I want to hurt someone, or I myself want to be the one crumpled up in an alley. I'm thinking the latter, since I sometimes imagine myself recovering from an assault when I'm laying down.
It'd be nice if hahaposters could have turns beating the shit out of each other like they deserve.

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>>9293255
But in a nice way, once we got what we deserved it would be like a reset button. Like flagellation to help the mind.

I've got a thing for pain and I personally love after I've been injured. Mostly because I'm on painkillers, laying down and it hurts too much for me to be depressed.

Anyway I'd beat you up and help you recover anon.

>>9291732
People

>>9290597
Why do they have 2 dicks? What's the female counterpart look like? How do they fuck?

I cut holes in my hoodie that's too long for my thumb to go in. So I have the edgy youthful look of a cutter.

>>9292999
I would feel bad knowing I was getting off and you weren't and just cum inside you. You sure I can't get a smile out of you? Also check em

This is going to sound bad and lonely, but does anyone know a website to ERP on where you never have to talk to the person again?

>>9294055
Nice dubs. That made me smile

>>9291732
Being right

>>9294033
Nah man you gotta let it droop over your hands

>>9294106
Omegle is the only thing I can think of, you'll have a fun time if you do it as a female, but it's mostly horny straight dudes

>>9294009
Hint: it's the first word in "didelphis Virginiana" what's so fun about possums.

I just woke up, and you guys are already talking about marsupial dick.
Like the brothers I never had.

>>9295206
>didelphis
>delphi
Does that mean Philadelphia is like Philadicksia?

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Don't die.
Or cry.

Hey possums how do you deal with a potential stalker?

>>9297668
Kill them.

>>9297668
Police?

>>9297668
Talk to them?

>>9297668
Call him cute until he has an aneurysm.

>>9297668
Throw Pokéball. Send to Bill's PC.

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>>9294009
Opposums also have 2 vaginas, a third opens up when they are giving birth. They have 13 nipples arranged in a sacrificial circle in their pouch.

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You won't die on me now

bamp

Heh

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>>9298239

>>9293011
What if you are straight but gay enough to like traps, not half fag, but like quarter fag?

>>9302102
I'd say you have a general sexual attraction to femininity.

I got new sparkly headphones. I think they're for kids but I quite like like them.

Also my Welfare came in this morning. Yay.

>>9297967
Dick.

>>9305346
Yep.

>>9305346
>>9305423
If dubs, dick is confirmed.

>>9305467
dick is not confirmed

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>>9305467

>>9302698
My god. Not even the same guy but fuck all these years... that's what it was

>>9297668
If you are so worried, get some information on them, be equals on it. That and/or >>9297825 said.

bamp

Fucking hell walking's hard, my dog's too fast for me and I think I'm going to lay down and die now.

>>9308129
Make sure your dog is being taken care of first, anon

>>9304160
What type are they?

>>9309821
I always will, she's a good girl and my favorite family member.

>>9309910
$5 ones from the servo. They have one of those zippers to keep them from getting tangled.

>>9308129
Just lean back on the leash and let the dog pull you along.
Don't actually do that, tugging is a bad habit. Maybe tape the leash to a skateboard?

>>9310743
>Maybe tape the leash to a skateboard?
But she's a small dog and there's lots of hills. She get tired and I have to carry her for half of it anyway.

I think next time I'll just play a lot of fetch with her in the backyard.

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Ho-lee fuck I'm hungover.
Someone bring me Gatorade.

>>9312976
Banana smoothie, with honey and cinnamon. Scientifically proven to help replenish what your body needs after drinking.

>>9313000
I made myself a peach and mango smoothie, don't have any bananas.

>>9311155
Drag a ball behind an RC car!

>>9294433
Yeah... you are right

>>9291732
being forgotten by those I love

https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PL2MsK78bhCNA6GVLlzD795czRUZQphvG_

Trainhopping seems neat

>>9315280
This hits to close to home, especially when those people don't care about you.

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>Page 8
Cri

page 9

post more possum

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>>9320881
ok

Tomorrow I've got my family leaving town, so me all alone... for hours.

Let's hope I don't do something stupid

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>>9323216
put stuff in your butt

>>9323270
I do that most days though. I guess I could try out some other kinky stuff though.

>>9302102
bi

Who here did something for Mother's Day? Who here even likes their mum?

>>9326554
i love my mum

>>9326554
HahahAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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Recently I've stopped wanting to fap even though I used to be a nonstop masturbation machine. Anyone have tips?

>>9327030
It's a good thing you stopped. Build up that semen my demon.

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>>9327030
Just take the break. It's not a contest, buddy. Maybe play a video game or something.

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>>9327047
I don't want to though, still going to be a long time before I have a reason to.

>>9327056
I want to fap though, I'm not really horny but I'm in a mood where I am longing for the feeling of being horny. It sounds retarded.

>>9327062
I think you might have to see a doctor on that.

>>9327077
I haven't been to the doctors in 2 years. I don't want to ruin that.

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>>9327062
> It sounds retarded.
Yeah, it kinda does.

I dunno, try looking at porn?

>>9327062
Not sure if this is relevant to everyone, but I personally have a "season of heat" where I jack off almost every day, usually multiple times a day. For me that season is mid summer, and it's been like that since I was 17. Do you usually not feel like fapping around this time of year or is this a first time thing?

I deserve death for having even a slight attraction to vore.

>>9327104
>hasn't seen doctor
>most likely hasn't seen any other type of doctor
>is in depression general
>is most likely depressed
>wonders why he's depressed and can't fix it
*sigh*

>>9327132
Oh you. I bet you'd just love to do that to your boyfriendo.

>>9327108
Tried, think it might be slowly working.

>>9327122
I can't really remember last year well because a lot of weird shit was happening. I think I wasn't fapping though.

>>9327132
I won't lie, yeah. Cheer up though anon because at least it's not cock vore.

>>9327134
I know I have to see a doctor for mental things. Just can't bring myself to take that step yet.

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>>9327062
> I'm not really horny but I'm in a mood where I am longing for the feeling of being horny.
Oh shit, I had this happen to me once. I couldn't get it up for a whole day, but for some reason I was really horny anyway? It was like the most fucked up thing, horny and flaccid.

Anyway, I ended up gently fapping, like not hard or anything, just really gentle and taking my time and trying to coax out that feeling, and eventually went to completion despite only being quarter mast at best.
Felt better after, half because no longer horny, half because hey my dick still works. Sorta.
Next day everything was normal again and it's never happened again. Weirdest thing.

I have never been so happy to be anon, so nobody knows who the fuck I am here.

>>9327220
>not forcing a erection on yourself via prostate stimulation

Lmao enjoy a flacid penis retard

>>9327062
You heard >>9327380
Just shove something up your ass, retard.

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>>9326554
i got her a card and flowers. i have always secretly had a sexual attraction to my mother. there is no father.

>>9326554
I wrote bad edgy poetry about my feelings because she's dead lol.

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>>9329361
let me hear it anon, im sure its beautiful

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>>9329495
Okay, but only the least personal one.

I saw you fade
I hope it's not heartless to say
I'm happy you went away
I despised seeing your pain
I preferred your cold touch
Over your warm agony
I hope you feel the same

[spoiler]My mommy had stage 4 cancer and couldn't move for the last 3 months of her life. We had to feed her by hand and couldn't touch her because she said her whole body hurt if we did. She died at like 4 in the morning one day, just made a loud expulsion of air out of her mouth and stopped moving with her eyes glazed over. I gave her a hug for the first time in months, and it was our last hug. I just wish she could feel it too.[/dontwork]

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>>9329739
its beautiful man, im sorry you had to go through that. wish i could give you a hug but this is the best i can do *hug*

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>>9326554
she sent me a really "heartfelt" text yesterday about how she loves me and thinks im an amazing son and how shes proud of me but i havent responded yet.

i cant actually bring myself to tell anyone i love them so i dont know what to do right now. its not that i do love her but cant say it; i dont and i cant say it, but convention says i must.

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can some tell me why do i scream at own ass because i really want to kown

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>>9332488
I don't known

I've gotten a new quilt so I'm going to curl up and sleep through the day. Maybe it'll fix my flaccid penis problem.

fuck, I'm out of smokes.
Any recommendations? I've been buying camel crushers.

>>9338306
Shit in your toilet and put your face in the bowl.

>>9291732

Not finding someone.

>>9338306
>menthol

just smoke toothpaste bro

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So any of you guys furries? I'm not really into the fur suit stuff by I find anthromorphic animals sexy as fuck and I love the art. Pic is one of my faves. I like it because of how loving the 2 look and I wouldn't mind falling in love with some cute girly boi twink or trap and making sweet love to him like pic related, cumming deep inside him before cuddling to sleep. I'm not gay only bi, but I like cute bois a little more than girls

Well, I just woke up from a dream where I was stuck in a haunted house with my grandmother and I think either I killed her or she killed me. I really hope it was her killing me.

Also there was this spooky ghost thing that you couldn't see but had to look at the floor to see it's reflection in the wood and in mirrors and shit. It kept possessing stuff and we had to use our own blood to scare it out of things.

>>9340137
Not really much of a furfag. I'll fap to furry stuff if I find it hot enough, but most of it tends to fall into the uncanny valley for me and I don't go out of my way looking for it.

>>9340966
That sounds fucking awesome, desu. Most of the dreams I remember tend to be pretty unsettling, and it's always fun to pull apart the symbolism and just reflect on what happened. They are almost always unique experiences.

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>>9340137
i want to be a cat if that counts for you

>>9340137
I would say so. I plan to get a Fursuit somewhere down the line, all my friends are furries and I'm hoping to go to a Furcon later this year.

So yeah I'm trash.

>>9341081
It was kinda cool but really fucked me up. I love my Grandmother and being trapped in a deadly situation with her wasn't fun. I think my mum was there but I don't care about that and my sister might have been the first to die.

I have a really vivid dreams once every few days which used to be cool but now they're always fucked up. I'm not on anti-depressants but I've heard they can make dreams even more vivid which is a bit worrying.

>>9338306
Turkish Royal camels. Unfiltered Lucky Strikes are about as good as they get but you'll pay for them.

Heh

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>used to be a fresh white-bread boi
>thought I couldn't get drunk because I'd only ever had two glasses of margarita with food
>went to a party and had vodka
>later decide it would be a good idea to challenge the oldest, strongest man there to a drinking contest to finish off the Jager
>drank the rest of what was left in a bottle of rum, and finish the contest with 3 fireballs
>decide to drink 3 MORE shots of something I don't even remember after I won
>giggle and cackle non-stop like a madman for about an hour straight while I slowly bonk my head on the chair's arms and the table
>woke up with no shirt, hair filled with vomit, and heavy knee pain
>sprawled on the floor next to my bed, failed to actually get into it
Wowee! I hope this doesn't ruin my life.

>>9343849
does your asshole feel strange

>>9340137
>I'm not gay only bi, but I like cute bois a little more than girls
That's really fuckin' gay my man

Just woke up from a shitty dream that I got into an argument with someone on here and it made me feel like dirt.
I'm so glad that you guys are actually really chill and not ripe cunts like most people on the other boards.

>>9345263
Love you too man.

>>9345263
This place also actually bothers to talk to people in a human manner instead of telling you to fuck off, or outright avoiding you when trying to talk. So yes, this place is pretty nice and stable. Love you Anon.

let it die get real friends

>>9345817
no u

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>>9345817
Let it live and don't cry

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>page 8
No.

So what is do you do when you feel like you've overloaded yourself and know that you're going to burn yourself out inevitably?

I've picked up two jobs for the summer along with a class and I don't know how long I can keep up at this pace I just want to sleep and drink.

Pls help.

Mind if I get a link to the discord?

https://discord.gg/58J73kD

haha bump

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>>9340137
It's hard to say I'm not a furry, given the things I would do to pic related.

I've woken up from another shitty dream and no one's home. I'm freezing and typing's really hard with shivering fingers. I wish I was dead.

>>9347832
Find someone who hates themselves for sleeping and drinking so much and trade off with them.

I fucking volunteer.

>>9321213
would drink with

People keep inviting me out to do things and I don't know how to say no. I just want to go to work and then hibernate in my apartment till I die. I would think hanging around me would be an indicator that I am a bad person.

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Going to bed bump, keep the thread up K boys? Also at least bump with a picture or story.

Bump for me having suicidal thoughts again.

how ya'll doin

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>>9355551
thinking about reading pick related

>>9355001
Don't, live to see the good days.
>>9355551
Quite dandy.

>>9355551
I want to start cutting again but don't want anymore scars, all my friends aren't around so I've got no one to talk to. So bad.

How are you doing?

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>>9355551
I completed day 8 of my goal of drawing something every day. My target is 100 days, but even 8 beats my best consecutive record in five years. I'm starting to really enjoy it.

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>>9355605
Hang in there buddy, we're all gonna make it.

I'm doing fine, just finishing up school before I move to a different state.

>>9355968
Fuck I wish I was in school. I've been sitting on my ass for 8 months now because I don't even know where to start. I thought I had an appointment with my social worker 2 weeks ago but every time I look at the calendar it's always next week, so I think I'm either losing it or just tried to make myself happy by thinking I was going to accomplish something.

Also moving sucks by the way, especially if you don't know anyone.

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>>9356035
I know moving sucks, had to do it multiple times when I was younger. However, California is slowly driving me insane. I swear, I have no idea how people like this eternally summer, hot, and expensive as shit to live in hellhole.

And how are you living right now without a job? Welfare?

>>9356122
Yeah I get welfare even though I shouldn't actually be receiving it. I think they still think I'm looking for a job or something.

I've been telling myself I'd get a job, do a course and see a doctor since I moved to New South Wales but I still haven't. It just feels like shit because I know I could get everything done but I physically can't bring myself to even try.

>>9356204
How liberal is the land down under with the government hand outs? Are you able to rent a place and such?

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>>9356122
>Leaving commifornia
Best decision you can make desu. Before you leave I need you to toss me over a boat or something. That or memepost me to death.

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>>9356378
which part of commieland are you in, fampai

>>9356372
I still live with my parents, no way I could afford a place to rent and my parents take about 80% of my money anyway.

It's pretty easy to receive the money but it's not enough to live on without sharing a place.

>>9355844
post your work

>>9356122
my dad lives out in wine country and wants me to come move in with him. i sweat at room temp, so thats already a no.

but fuck california. theres genuinely something in the water there and it feels wrong and fucked up and unnatural. theres this weird uncomfortable feeling i get every time i go to california that just feels "californian".

youre either in the middle of a slum ran by cartels, in a godforsaken desert, in the tops of "american posh" society, or in some batshit crazy hippy colony on the border between too expensive to live in and too shitty to want to live in. its neat to visit an all, but fuck that noise.

https://youtu.be/ycLTd1iVF48

Tips on dealing with a potentially violent stalker?

>>9358936
kill them first

>>9358936
Police? These days they crack down pretty hard on things like that. Bonus points if you say you think s/he's raping you.

Other then that I'd say round up a few mates and just make sure s/he knows to fuck off.

I'm always tired. What can I do to sleep forever?

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>>9353245
Why the ifunny watermark?

>>9355551
Been down the last couple of days, been feeling like a burden and like I have no real personality or anything interesting about myself.

I'm at a weird point in my life where everything seems to be going okay, but I'm not happy because the way my life has turned out thus far was never in my plans and I feel like I've lost all sense of who I am as a person. Like, I have so many stories in my head, reflections of who I am, and yet none of them have come to fruition, none of them have been released as books or games or movies or anything, and I can feel them slowly fade away.

Anybody else ever feel this way?

ha hate self

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>>9358936
Call me cute until I die of... idk something. But if I do know you. It ain't stalking you my dude.
>>9356525
LA

do clems parents love her

>>9361438
Probably, but she doesn't reciprocate it because they failed utterly in raising her.
Yes, I am projecting.

>>9361438
If they aren't dead because of the whole short lifespan thing.

Hey this is sort of a question. My friend does a thing on PAR, yeah I know. Anyway, people shitpost about his plot and I'm 99% sure he's close to either killing himself or blocking me from being able to talk to him.
What do?
Note: I can't physically go over there and do anything and I'm sick as fuck.
PS: Probably going to vomit after I hit the post button actually.

>>9362040
...Is it the batplot?

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>>9361976
Habits' animal people are people first and animals nearly not at all.

In characteristic fashion it doesn't push hard on a concept like "Clem hates her parents" as she *kind of* backs off from it here.

>>9362040
who the fuck kills themselves over trash rp?

>>9362040
People whine and bitch nonstop in par - I had that problem with my plots, too. It's annoying as fuck, but the best thing to do is ignore them and remember that the majority of the roleplayers don't feel that way.
Maybe have him take a break from par for a while until the shitposters calm down? Or I could make a screen cap of what the Discord thinks of the plot in question, if you think it'll help. Hell, I'd be willing to toss in a drawfag piece if you want.
Get better soon dude.
>>9362096
Most of the people in par are pretty emotionally unhealthy so.... several of our roleplayers, actually.

>>9362060
Decline to answer.
>>9362096
Someone with prior depression.
>>9362115
Thanks.
Kinda doesn't help when I'm in the discord and can see people constantly saying.
>Oh man the antag is too strong.
>How do we beat him, there's no way?

>>9362115
>Breaking from par for a while
This is actually a pretty good solution. Breaking for a while is good thing and getting the needed help while away. Speaking from personal experience anyways. -Axeautist

>>9362040
The shitposting never stops desu. Combination of being a RP thread, and having rules, and throwing out shitters.

>>9362128
Haven't seen anything like that. Only thing I remember getting that kind of thing was Lunala, and that got answered with everyone basically being like, "fug off, I love the bat".

>>9362128
>>9362115
im severely depressed myself but if shitposting is gonna put him over the edge maybe he shouldnt be on 4chan or the internet for that matter

>>9362161
Wait someone in the discord is getting put over edge over shitposting? That's not healthy. A break for them is best.

>>9362128
And since you're in the Discord you'd also know that the people who said that whine about practically every plot without running a plot themselves and promptly got told they were being whiny and to fuck off.
My screen cap was probably going to come from the GM Discord if I did that.
If you think an art piece might help just DM me and I'll try to get it done soon. Or DM someone else and have them DM me.
>>9362161
I think it's more of the matter that the shitposting is nonstop. Par's shitposters also tend to have personal info on the person in question, so it can sometimes be very vicious as well.
>>9362178
He's not in the Discord.

>>9362140
>>9362143
>>9362161
>>9362178
>>9362215
Alright, thank you. You've answered my question, let's let the possums have their thread back, please.
Sorry about this.
Back to PAR, shoo.

>>9362274
you cant make me go back
not like i belong there anymore anyways

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>>9362274
Jokes on you famalam, we were all already here.

>>9362284
And who might you be? I'm sure they'll be more welcoming of you then me. Don't stress it. - Turtleman

>>9362274
I was already here though, but sure. Back to PAR.
>>9362284
Pretty sure that's not true. Who are you, anon?

>>9360663
>Anybody else ever feel this way
considering "im not as successful as i want to be" is your only major issue i think you might be in the wrong thread

>>9362284
...
C?

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>>9359964
Cause I'm stupid and downloaded it from a friend with out noticing the watermark. I'll fix it.

what the heck is par

Possums, I'd like some advice.
I' job-hunting and I've got a lead that pays way more than my other leads. There's just one catch.
It's for a religious private school. I'm not religious.
Admitting that is an instant disqualifier.
Should I fake it to get that sweet sweet money, or ditch the lead altogether?

>>9362903
fake it til ya make it

>>9362903
Do it.

>>9362903
>It's for a religious private school. I'm not religious.
>Admitting that is an instant disqualifier.
It outright says you have to be religious in the description?

Will the job actually require doing anything re: the religious aspect?

>>9362995
Library assistant. Part of the job would be acquiring and recommending books which fit with the values of the church, and possibly screening out "ungodly" materials.
As for the religious requirement, it's not in the job description but a current employee was informed me that it unofficially exists.

>>9363062
That will actually test your knowledge of the church

>>9362903
Learn the basics from whatever book they follow Catholic, protestant, whatever and bullshit your way through it. It actually sounds like it would be a lot of fun living a double life, like a movie plot. Might have to do some praying or going to church once and awhile but is say do it. The stuff might rub off on you and you might find your calling or god.

>>9363097
I'm familiar with the basics, having associated with fundamentalists before.
My issue is one of conscience, I'm not sure I could be a censor and see myself getting in shit for telling a kid that the public library would have a request that violates protocol.
>>9363156
Hmm, I hadn't thought of it like that. Thanks.

>>9363217
Think of it another way, you would be helping children be less indoctrinated to the best the church allows.

>Be me
>Spend most of last year without a circle of friends to talk with
>Descend into /pol/tardery
>Brother somehow also becomes /pol/ as shit
>Early 2017
>Have a new circle of friends
>/pol/tardery dissipates, become my old, fairly liberal self
>But brother is still a /pol/tard
How would I get him to snap out of him?

>>9363823
As a /pol/ac myself I would advise finding a middle ground on things. Then blame the jews for it all. (Last parts a bit of a joke. Don't take it seriously.)

So, possums, how many of you are brave? In general, I mean. How many of you are fully able to take risks head on, and how many cower over to the "safe" side of life?

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>>9364208

hey par whats a good way to finally end it all
something without a gun desired since im a westcoast fag

>>9363937
Guess so. I just hope he is in for the memes, though I know that he prefers the drastic and fast solutions much like me.

>>9364208
I stopped caring about any and all possible dangers in life and I just say fuck it. As we will all die eventually so let's not waste time by sitting around and dick around and let's live it to the possible fullest.
>>9364268
Anon. No. It's not a solution. I considered for a while myself but I grown and got the help to get past it. You need to do the same.

>>9364208
As much as I'd like to say otherwise, I'm probably more of the latter.

>>9364306
Goodluck anon.

>>9362896
Pokemon are real, it's the Pokemon roleplay thread.
>>9364268
Speaking of par....
Anon? Killing yourself won't fix your problems. You'll die without any of them ever getting a solution. I would suggest setting small goals for yourself every day and one larger goal for the future. Something to look forward to every day.

>>9364268
Turts this isnt par and dont fucking do it
call a suicide hotline or something
t. ray

>>9364608
>telling turts to not khs
Why tho

>>9364208
I stopped feeling worried or scared of death a long time ago, along with feeling happy or excited.
I wouldn't say I'm brave, more stupid and sick of myself for not being able to feel.

>>9364352
lame
>>9364604
im tired
>>9364608
not turts ray
hint: GM Basement

>>9364625
This

>>9364838
Ohfuc

-t p15

>>9329739
That was nice anon

Hey PAR what's a good way to distance myself from all my friends so I can evenually kill myself and not hurt anyone

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Hey possums. You care about what your family and acquaintances think of you?

I thought I didn't till I recently met an old teacher and she was shocked and dissappointed at how I had gone to shit for no reason in just a couple of years.

>>9365415
Yes, in fact it's my only reason to continue existing. What is it like being self actualized and having your own reason to be alive?

>>9365615
>What is it like being self actualized and having your own reason to be alive?

Nah I have no clue, I didn't do anything of note in like 4 years, I'm NEET.

I got a master's degree but it seems to be useless and it's not even a fruity liberal arts once

after like 9 months I got a part-time internship that pays peanuts but I seem to be stuck here

>>9366215
What kinda degree? Is it a in niche, but overrun market?

>>9364625
>>9364890
>Still hating me
D'aww you guys still care.

I just woke up and first of all whoever's being an idiot don't kill yourself. Go to the fucking hospital or something.

Second I don't know why all the names are going around but can we stop? If you want to use names go into the fucking Discord, please.

How should I convince my family that I don't need to go out? They're now trying to make me leave the house everyday because I go weeks at a time without doing it.

I've got no money, no friends and no reason to leave the house. They don't seem to understand I have no reason to go though.

>>9367288
>I have no reason to go though
Just go for walks and shit; it's good for you and gives you new frames to think from.

I've got about $6 to spend, what's something I can buy for fun that won't put on weight or is easy to throw up?

>>9368522
How about you don't slowly kill yourself by doing that?

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>>9368736
I'm not going to kill myself with it, I go between eating and not but I've never had any health issues with it.

>>9368522
$6 might get you a small knick knack or shitty memetier toy like a fidget spinner

>>9366692
Library Science with Archives concentration.

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So what's this thread about?

>>9368522
I can do two out of three and say mini m&ms

>>9369510
Anons talking about things anonymously.
Used to be about a webcomic called Habits, but it doesn't update frequently enough to sustain conversation, we kinda just talk about our personal lives.

>>9368522

Buy a knockoff yeti cup. Just the same thing, but man do I love mine.

>>9364838
I'm really late with this, but I'm tired too. Having that one thing to look forward too is all that keeps me going. It's all I can really suggest.
>>9365326
Don't. Even if you do distance yourself they'll feel terrible and blame themselves if you kill yourself.

>>9369344
>Library Science
Well, there's your problem.

haeaorhoaehereoraohraohr

Don't die now

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>too neurotic and unhappy to be normal, but too good at distracting myself and pretending to be considered unhappy or neurotic by others at a glance
>taste in things is too weird for normal people, but too pedestrian for fun weirdos, so I just don't talk about the things I like outside of this website
>going to college so people consider me "lucky", "active", or "moving forward", but I'm bombing most of my classes and don't really want to do much of anything offered at my campus
>feel like a forgotten sepia photo of nothing or a signpost with no sign, with no real purpose of being or reason to exist
>too sad to try harder, too angry to stop
Is it just me?

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>>9372566
>Is it just me
Probably.

>>9372566
Same

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>>9372699
Figured as much, but I wasn't sure. Thanks for answering honestly.

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>>9372967
Just now saw this. That's even worse than it being "just me". I'm sorry, anon.

http://terribleterribleterrible.tumblr.com/post/159887509375#notes

I don't think this was posted on the vice page, But she posted another one on her blog

>>9372566
Pretty much the same, except people can tell that I'm an unhappy person so they tend to distance themselves from me.

>>9369510
R9K lite basically

>>9373360
Hardly, these threads are completely different in tone, subject, and experience than robots.

It's mostly a weird /co/ originating miniculture revolving around loser punk animals. Some denizens mope about their life and some are justified but that's hardly the point of this comfy place.

>>9365415
> met an old teacher and she was shocked and dissappointed at how I had gone to shit

This is one of my biggest fears.
I did very well in elementary, was probably average in middle, and was outshone by my younger brother in high school.
If I ever met any of my old teachers the elementary ones would be disappointed, the middleschool ones wouldn't know who I was, and the high school ones would probably mistake me for my brother.
Ive gotten a bachelor's degree and my brother's on track to get a job relevant to his degree before I do. He's near four years younger than me.

Haha

>>9375418
It utterly ruins me whenever someone I know who is younger than me accomplishes more than I do, or is just overall smarter and better at life than I am. I know "age is just a number", but I was always taught that if you're older than someone that means you have more life experience than they do and therefore you are owed more respect because of it. My wife is younger than me and she has such control over everything in our lives I basically look like a fucking infant in comparison (for instance, we were car shopping recently and it was made clear to everyone we talked to that my role was to stay quiet and let her talk, which would have been fine except those rare occasions I did talk she contradicted me in that "parent correcting dumb shit their children say" kind of way).

I'm sick of being a coward, a burden and a manchild. I have no idea how to fix myself, and I have no desire to commit suicide, but I want to stop being a person I hate seeing in the mirror.

Is my 4chan fixed?

>>9376378
Looks like it. I couldn't post either

>>9376145
Shut the fuck up you whiny faggot. You're married? You have a decent enough job to go car shopping? You have a roof over your goddamn head (because no fucking wife would live with someone who lives in a gutter)? Then you have no goddamn room to complain about fucking anything.

People in these threads are lonely, sad people who don't make a lot and are generally miserable with their lives. But you, you seem to think that "boo hoo nobody takes me seriously guys :(" is in any way fucking equal to "my life is such a shithole that I'm seriously considering killing myself", and you fucking lord your "misfortunes" over people who would kill to be in your position.

Fuck you, you stupid ass nigger.

>>9377213
Chill the fuck out, you don't have the right to tell someone else that their problems don't matter just because there are people in worse circumstances.

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>>9377213
Jesus dude, it's not a fucking contest, okay?

>>9377213
Cant be sad because someone is in a worse situation? Just chill the fuck down dude. Also, if ya had not responded to him, likely no one would have responded to him, and now you are just giving him more attention. Him not getting a respond woulf have probably been worse for him.

>>9377213
Misery is prevalent in every life, man. The richest, sexiest, relationship-having-ist person on earth will construe something to be miserable about, It's human nature. You can hardly hold human nature against people. Nobody truly appreciates how good they have it, You and I could have been born in rural Africa with aids and a diamond cartel using our village for slave labor. We're quite incapable of really appreciating that, of course. We lack true context. Nobody's ever threatened to cut my hands off with a machete if I didn't go knock down a cave wall with a jackhammer that weighs more than I do.

Don't get me wrong, I think he's a bit of an ass, too. But he's the product of his ass surroundings. They don't compel him to think about what an ass me may be. He's in the protective ass-contemplation-resistant bubble that is moderate wealth and he was likely born into the bubble, Devoid of ass thoughts since ass infancy.

>>9375418

I may stand out a bit, but I am really proud of my brother for not being a useless piece of shit like me. Getting his Chemistry degree finished up this winter, has like all of this places in the homebrewing scene offering jobs from St. Louis to Dallas, and he has more friends than he knows what to do with. Goddamn he has life by the balls.

>>9378404
Homebrewing brother? Holy shit, Is he going to bring, like, a keg of craft beer to every holiday get-together or something? That might be awesome.

>>9378237
>Don't get me wrong, I think he's a bit of an ass, too. But he's the product of his ass surroundings. They don't compel him to think about what an ass me may be. He's in the protective ass-contemplation-resistant bubble that is moderate wealth and he was likely born into the bubble, Devoid of ass thoughts since ass infancy.

this is poetry anon

yiff

>>9380139
no u

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>>9380139

>>9380533
gaaaaaaaaaaaaay

>>9380533
Fag... go on

>>9380533
Did we say stop?

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Cat fucked me up a little. Wish I could keep it like this. It looks nice.

>>9381482
Shit man. Hey at least you don't cut yourself like I used to, also clip your cats nails.

I'm 27,married, have a well paying job in a creatively satisfying field, a house, a car and no debt.

Despite all that, life on the whole still feels empty. Now that I'm here, the only thing I can think about is "what's next". Where do I go from here.

My libido has completely dropped off, I'm tired all the time and the depression meds have loss effectiveness.

It all just feels so hollow and pointless.

hey /par/ whats a good way to stop feeling useles

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KKZka_GSzCE

>>9381696
ketamine
>>9381903
suicide

>>9378469

I've always been more of a wine guy, but more than likely. He apparently can make a pretty good wage. Plus he was super smart and got scholarships for everything so he doesn't even have any debt. I am just so glad he didn't turn out like me.

>>9382541
That's fucking cool. Good attitude to face it with, too. I was a dumbass and just "wanted to get out" of highschool. If I had any idea what I was missing out on I'd have been on the ball and on easy street now.

But, eh. Turn out? Not done trying are you? I mean, 50's the new 30, or some such shit. People find success late in life all the time. Like, J.K. Rowling was a 30-year-old broke single parent when the first Harry Potter book came out.

>>9381696
It's like I said earlier, dude. Success doesn't make you happy. It's my belief that it's human nature to construe conflict and misery regardless of where we are in life, So I ignore most of my problems unless someone around me notices, too. But I have read studies that point out that a well paying job with a long commute and shitty coworkers is a lot less likely to help you be happy than a shit paying one with a short commute and cool people. So I guess the day-to-day effects out moods more than long term success. Shit doesn't compute in our brains the way we'd like it to.

>>9381903
Get a job.

>>9382911

'Turn out' as in I am just a depressive fuck who never did well with learning or making friends. Work wise I have been out of work since Feb and I have been pounding the pavement since trying to find anything. Savings are about to be nil so I might have to bite the bullet and go fast food. My only plan for anything is to just work till I can retire.

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Bump!

>>9382911
That's the thing that's crazy. I've done the long commutes, shit jobs and awful coworkers. This job is a short bike ride away, highly satisfying and with a wonderful bunch of people.

I think it's me. I think I can't just go with the flow and enjoy this stuff. It feels like I'm waiting for somebody to rip it all away.

So, how is everyone today?

>>9387366
Not having a good one. Came home from work and got straight into bed. Wife seems to be mad that I didn't eat dinner.

I apologized, but it seems to be ineffective.

>>9387366
Not dead / 10

>>9387366
I can't build the courage to talk to someone. Fuck me.

>>9387422
Shouldnt be skipping meals, wife probably wants to spend some time with a person she loves too
>>9387443
Thats a good thing then, always keep on living on
>>9387487
Do it man, maybe youll meet someone and rly hit it off

>>9387553
Yeah, you're right. I feel bad, I want her to know it isn't anything she did.

Tbh I'd kind of just like to be held right now.

>>9387366
Well i was forced to leave the house by my family because they're worried I'll kill myself.

I had about 3 hours sleep and kept having dreams of me being tortured.

Then after going out of town with my family for 3 hours I slept for the rest of the day and it's about night time, probably going to go to bed soon so goodnight everyone.

>>9388021
Stay strong anon, and remember suicide is never the answer, and look at how much your family loved and cared for you to go to all those lengths to help you
>>9387800
You should go on and give her a hug and tell her how much she means to you, after all, no telling what things for better or worse will happen tommorrow

>>9388241
>Stay strong anon, and remember suicide is never the answer, and look at how much your family loved and cared for you to go to all those lengths to help you
Holy shit, now I'm a crying wreck.

I know they just want to help me but it feels like they don't really get what's wrong and I can't bring myself to tell them. I just wanna live and die in my room.

>>9388241
>suicide is never the answer
this is factually incorrect, sometimes its the only answer

>>9388500
Dont feel bad anon, they may not know how you feel, or what youre feeling, but they are trying, all you can do is open up to them, and let them help you through these tough times. Its going to be hard, but if nothing else to it for them.

>>9388732
Oh shush, you big ole silly billy

>>9391161
Time for a new dumpster.