The Quarter Quell is quickly approaching. It's time for the cancer games 48. Len won last time and gets a free entry into this game. Gonna need 47 of you.
>>9286562
Not Bait Vinny
>>9286562
Ash Crimson
Tsubasa Hanekawa
Len
Sterling Archer
>>9286562
Grora
Ruby Gloom
>>9286562
Agrias Oaks
C.C.
>>9286562
Plague Knight
Sadayo Kawakami
>>9286562
Kaito
>>9286562
shibe
>>9286562
Emi driving an AE86
Woman in Blue Clothes
>>9286535
I do not mind in the least. However you may mind that I do not have a clear answer for that. Some have stated I may be something eldritch, whatever that may mean. All I know for certain is that I am an elevator attendant.
Merlina
>>9286562
Ridley
>>9286562
Natsuki Subaru
>>9286562
a man 2.0
>>9286562
Jeffy
>>9286562
Mikun
Dramatic Mario Moment
IIDA TENYA
Deku
>>9286562
Ryoma Hoshi
Haru
>>9286562
Sergeant Feels
>>9286562
Penis-Kun
Monsieur President
Gascoigne
>>9286562
Sumo Betty
Avafag of your choice here
>>9286562
Niko Bellic
Astolfo
>male
Senshougahara
>>9286562
Captain Luna
Reigen Arataka
>>9286562
Kim Pine
>>9286562
Poniko
>>9286562
Switch Dog
>>9286630
Monsieur le Président*
t. Français
Serena
>>9286562
Priscilla
>>9286562
Daddy
>>9286562
Sliver Queen
Junkrat
Eric Andre
Ronin
>>9286562
Night Dog
>>9286662
Who?
>>9286562
Furry Lady
>>9286651
Merci mon Ami
I count nine good RPers here
Miku's ass
>tfw storms cut out the internet
>>9286677
Phyra!
>>9286666
Shit just missed it.
Also nice quads you got there brotendo.
>>9286610
Such a one-size-fits-all term. Ah well, I fear my curiosity will not be sated this day.
What may I call you?
>>9286690
Name em and no memes either.
>>9286562
Merak
>Post yfw you remember tfw rolling for entires and you get the get on your first try
>>9286690
Cool. I count one unwanted opinion.
>>9286710
>t. assblasted nufag
>>9286710
>jealous as fuck literal who with shit rp and knows he won't be mentioned
>>9286709
I got quints once
>>9286705
I am quite fond of it despite me being unknowledgeable of it. It sounds really spooky! As for my name, you may all me Elizabeth for that is my name. And yours, my equine friend?
>>9286598
Inkling
I already know my RP is shit, but thanks for the you's
>>9286746
I have born many names, but the one that most adress me by is Luna.
Screw RP I just want my HG fix since it's banned everywhere else
>>9286773
>He thinks not giving us (you)s will hurt us.
It's okay to be shit at RP, man. No need to give us the fucking brutal no reply treatment.
>Post saddest things you can find.
>>9286799
>t. Yin
>>9286809
myself
>>9286809
>>9286813
>t. Anything
If you're gonna damage control, do it with memes that aren't already known to be used by complete autists.
The host is having a temporarily set back, here's the roster that he gave me.
Swaps for 15 minutes!
>>9286809
Someone post my letter lmao
Can we all get along
>>9286829
Also starting in 15 minutes.
>>9286834
I wish
>>9286809
>>9286849
dude...
>>9286809
>This is the most depressing I could find. Hope you aren't scared for life.
>>9286829
>15 minutes
What the fuck
>>9286829
It would be pleasant if you could replace me.
>>9286670
>>9286610
>>9286823
>>9286656
>>9286771
Thank you for being my Evangelion.
>>9286875
I said the host is having a temporarily set back, he's coming back in 15 minutes.
>>9286884
Found the autist sperging about anons calling out his shit rp
>>9286792
Are you not going to reveal them to me. However the one you gave me is perfect enough. I found it pleasant meeting you, Luna. Like with every being before you, you opened my world up a little more.
>>9286884
EXPOSED
>>9286897
>what is clicking the wrong post
>>9286884
nani
>>9286829
>>9286882
Give her my spot instead. Keep Elizabeth-tan in.
>>9286875
he's banned for 15 minutes
>>9286829
>Hanekawa waits patiently for the game to start
>She enjoys a few minutes of serenity before the battle begins
>>9286888
>Tell the host I said thanks for hosting. I always seem to miss these things.
>>9286829
Ok-Okaaay...Let's get going!
>>9286925
I will, Madam Nice Ass.
>>9286829
>>9286654
>>9286707
>>9286925
Maybe it's because you're always behind.
>>9286915
>>9286884
>>9286829
>>9286626
Go ahead and swap her out for me.
>>9286911
Why Subaru! Are you being nice to me finally? While I appreciate your sudden change of heart, I feel as though you can help someone else that was unfortunate enough to be late.
>>9286666
>>9286829
Missed it? Nah mate, looks like ya got in in the nick of time. Lucky fella.
>>9286829
Get on with it.
>>9286944
Ba dum tss
>>9286898
I could list them all for you, but would they be of any use?
>>9286829
>>9286647
Swap me out. Totally forgot about band practice. Or something.
>>9286884
>The Inkling gives the girl a great big hug
>>9286959
Tagged myself, did I? Yeah, can't go making dumbass mistakes like that in the game, ehehe...
>>9286699
>>9286959
This one's for you.
>>9286987
Thank you, thank you, I'll be here forever.
>>9286941
Thanks, I guess.
>the woman in lewd poses appears
Don't mind me, just posting a meme.
>>9286829
These three, huh? It'll work.
>Poniko twirls her umbrella in her hands as she waits.
>>9286994
Not particularly. But I feel it would be a greater bond would happen if I knew everyone of your many names.
>>9287041
How odd. That woman does look familiar somehow. What was her name?
>>9287041
>>9287010
That sounds great, just great.
>>9287045
>confusion
>>9287045
Since when is Inkling a dyke?
>>9287045
Replace the bottom panel with a tranny and you're completely right.
>>9287063
Her name is-
>lewd gargling occurs before the name can be mentioned.
>>9287078
Inkling is transgender
>>9287069
Can't tell the difference because you're a faggot.
>>9287083
Wait, what?
Alrighty, think I got everything.
>>9287082
>Mating presses
>>9286562
Hana
>>9287083
the hell?
>>9287083
cute
>>9287109
on a scale of 1 to 10 how gay are you
>>9287113
I swapped her in instead. She deserves to be in more than I do.
>>9287063
I see. Then perhaps I shall indulge you.
>>9287083
That's KK who's trans.
>>9287083
>>9287120
Nevermind.
Ignore this.
He wasn't swapping.
>>9287137
Is this fucking Ramsay?
>>9287082
>The woman doesn't seem to be aware that she won't be answering it soon as her hand is pressed around her ear.
Well what is it? Will I never know? Whoever she may be, her beauty was transcendent! Almost comparable to myself!
>>9287129
>Wiping the spot in front of her of any dust, she lays stomach first. An eager look on her face.
>>9286696
Hello, sir. I hope you're having a good night
>I missed the reply.. sorry
>>9287126
I would have preffered to return to my world. The people here are not kind, nor welcoming.
>>9287123
maybe a 2?
>>9287154
I am. Knightanon here, I was just passing by to see if everything had been ok since we met last time.
>>9287156
So you've atleast seen a penis upclose n personal?
>>9286631
I kinda don't know what meme fits you, so here.
>>9287186
Bruh put the fucking letters backwards...
>>9287151
Nope.
>>9287155
I apologize for making you stay. If you're lucky you'll find someone here that's not so bad. If they are kind to me, then they will be kind to you too.
>>9287207
Nah.
>>9287186
>I mean
>thanks i guess
>>9287156
lmao I'm like a 7 Get On My Level
>>9287180
I don't like talking about sexual stuff.
>>9287186
He needs a "Get Smoked" hat.
>>9287153
It's... really not all that exciting.
>>9287177
Well, nothing changed actually.. I still need to learn about this place by myself
>>9287256
>Looks around
It seems the perverts aren't bothering you anymore though. I'd consider this a victory.
I'm not sure why a delicate flower such as you is doing in this wretched place though, there is nothing but fights here.
BLOODBATH TIME!
(I've got to stop missing games so much)
>>9286941
>>9287289
>just
>>9287250
I beg to differ. Though if you feel it is, do not let me take any of your time. However limited it may be.
>>9287289
>Sniff sniff.
The smell of explosions pollute the air once more. Time to be a spy once again!
>Finding an expensive looking car, she gets into the driver's seat and peels off.
>>9287289
>Feels and the other two leave the CIA HQ bruised and battered and empty-handed
Well at least we tried, right guys?
>>9287298
>Kissu
>>9287289
> snicker
>>9287289
Do I really have to though? I don't look like him at all, and you guys aren't paying me enough for me to get my face changed and all that stuff. It's too much of a hassle for me! Someone else that resembles him more can take care of it, because I'm not motivated enough.
>>9287283
I have important people that goes to battlefields like this, and if some day something bad happens to them.. I must learn how to defend myself
>>9287310
(I'l try not to be distracted by vids then)
>>9287334
(Maria pls )
Day 1.
>>9287363
Fair enough. Just don't grow used to the thrill of the battle. Many people, once innocents like you, turned into bloodthirsty maniacs after partaking long enough in these "games"
>>9287375
>mommy and daddy dead already.
Not at all what I was hoping for. Oh well
>>9287371
I just really wanna fuck Kuroyuri in the ass.
>Maria
>>9287375
>Hanekawa sits uncomfortably in the camp
I think I will be better off not being a burden and finding another place to settle down.
>>9287375
>Monitors Eric's current activity through a hidden camera.
At least I was able to nab this before escaping the HQ.
>After several hours of spying, Feels leaves his post.
>>9287406
Some of them took all that drama shit too seriously and turned into autists like you preaching the apocalypse
>>9287375
I'm getting that "you're being watched by someone being watched who is also being watched" feeling.
>>9287289
Typically I'd bust open your skull and shove a grenade in it, but I'm gonna give' this "going legit" deal a second chance and just report ya in.
>Despite his words, Junkrat finds himself clocking the fat plumber in the face anyways.
Oops, couldn't help myself!
>>9287375
Bullet schmullet. I've got a nice, fat, stick of dynamite waiting for that bot.
>>9287411
(Do not.)
>>9287423
Wtf are you talking about m8. It's just rp
>>9287375
Ah yes, this must be the training ground for one to test their ranged capabilities.
>Of all places, Elizabeth finds herself in a fair. Currently holding three rings for the ring toss.
My accuracy is not to be trifled with. Watch as I win this frog.
Kek
>>9287316
The hour has indeed grown early. Let us continue our little talk tomorrow where I will make good on my promise.
>>9287375
>goes undercover
>>9287460
Don't bully my wife sir
>>9287460
You can't kek at your own memes. specially the shit memes
>>9287289
Another "his", huh?
>>9287375
If they couldn't get rid of me that easily, how could you?
>>9287485
I can laugh at how bad it came out. Don't like that? We can step outside. Have at you!
>>9287406
Don't worry, i'm still going to be the same but with fighting skills
>>9287460
You could've done better.
Night 1
>>9287508
Yeah, but I was lazy. There was a plan to replace the grenade with an ejaculating dick too.
>>9287506
Good enough. I shall take my leave now.
Take care Phyra, and remember to not be too shy around others.
Not that guy but here's the template if you want it
>>9287525
With your photoshop skills, It would be better if you didn't.
Cracking secret codes, defusing bombs, Plague Knight is proving to be a fairly competent spy. Neko is just doing a good job being in GTA
>>9287513
Getting that cool old microphone would be really nice.. I hope no one else is after it.
>>9287540
And you can judge my editing skills off a lazy edit meant to annoy DeDeDe?
>>9287571
It's the only thing I got to judge.
>>9287513
>Walks away just as he did earlier at the HQ
I totally would've won that fight.
>>9287543
>Feels is still adjusting to the spy life, since he is more of a military man. The kind that dosent spy on others but fills them with lead and shrapnel instead.
>>9287543
T-that was aimed at my groin! If you want to kill me just aim at my head! I don't think I want to imagine how painful that would have been..
>>9287543
H-how did you know??
>>9287543
OHHH MY GODDD! THANKYOUSOMUCH!
>Deku starts bawling tears of joy as the plague doctor knight defuses the bomb that would've probably blown them all into next year.
Archer always has loved fighting with old convoluted weapons. Niko pulled off his last heist thanks to Mario. Luna and Plague Knight though is the real story here. How will Len react to her beloved's unfaithfulness?
>>9287513
>Junkrat sleeps on his stomach, his face buried into his pillow. A sliver of drool escapes from the corner of his mouth as he mumbles in his sleep.
...where'd ya go, ya heifer...
>>9287543
Eh, that was a flimsy bomb at best. Now if that were one a mine, we'd all be dead.
>>9287598
True.
>>9287543
Jesus christ that is way too much paperwork, when was the last time somebody checked up on this shit?
>>9287468
I shall be anticipating it. Tata Luna.
>>9287513
Why must I feel this way? Is it the longing of something simple and familiar?
>>9287543
This spy business is not made for I. Another calling is speaking to me at this moment.
>Being very careful with something, she places her last card on it.
There. My house of cards is now built!
>>9287642
Have a good night.
Len, Archer and Inkling, all former winners, all still alive. Will anyone be able to stop them?
>>9287640
A day ago Eric, a day ago
>>9287633
Hm? This guy looks kind of.. Average? Wouldn't want to mess up his life any, so I'll just go.
>>9287685
I'm suing this city! They're supposed to have cones over stuff like this at least!
>>9287633
>Poniko takes the umbrella she carries with her, and jams it straight in to Shenshougahara's chest.
>And then pulls it out, only to stab it in her once again.
>And again. And again. And again and again and again.
>>9287685
>Feels boosts the other tribute up so she can deactivate a lock, opening the trap door and letting them out.
You should really plan your traps better if you want to kill people.
Maybe Smol Knight's relationship with Len is over... that or they are both cheating bastards.
Why so dead
>>9287743
>Shoots the double several times before seeing the real Archer jump through a window and parachute to safety.
Son of a bitch, fucking doubles.
>>9287758
bcs im tired and hungry
Plague Knight has now had sex with 4 different competitors in this game... what a player. Meanwhile Archer and Feels put aside their differences to take out some mercenaries.
>>9287633
Sheesh, secret bases inside a phone booths? I'm really feelin' the spy lifestyle now.
>>9287685
>Junkrat grabs the last of the thugs by the collar and lifts him up to his face, interrogating him. When Junkrat is satisfied with his answers he sticks a concussion mine to his chest and triggers it as he walks away.
What sorta dipstick sends those lowly goons after someone as renowned as I? This grievous offence won't go unpunished, I swear it.
>>9287743
My mind just can't stay quiet. Thinkin' of explodey things too much to rest now.
>>9287758
Was out until 10-15 minutes ago, now I just think it's too late to start RPing to it.
>>9287633
Thanatos!
>With the crushing of a card, a giant figure appears right next to Elizabeth.
I need your assistance. You must defeat anyone who wants to battle me or my card house.
>>9287685
>A wide grin appears on her face as the inkling backs off.
What is wrong. I can sense your intent to kill shrinking.
>>9287743
Hmm, I don't not have this lingerie, s you say. I believe the same effect can be achieved by me taking off my dress. Do you think so?
>>9287758
I'm working hard to crap out events so I can do the thing I've been planning on doing for at least two months. It isn't as easy as I remembered.
>>9287805
>Passes a spare gun to archer before engaging in battle. Fortunately the two win and live to tell the tale. And go on their own separate ways.
Now, to find the asshole behind this attack.
>>9287805
Three, TWO... ah, you did it! Congratulations! I wouldn't have minded the explosion though.
>>9287743
>>9287758
Take a wild guess.
22 competitors remain and 3 former champions!
>>9287743
Oh sweet lord.
CC takes out former champion Inkling
>>9287902
they were cuddling and Betty rolled over!
>>9287867
Wha- how did he even- Oh forget about it!
>>9287925
Darn.
>>9287925
Just a traveling guitar player...
Yep!
Merlina is a psychopath, taking the route of Damon Gant to push towards victory.
>>9287867
>Covered in various scrapes and bruises, Elizabeth dusts herself off and walks over to the man.
I must say, despite our differences you do have a bombastic and fiery personality. May we continue this behind closed doors?
>You and Elizabeth spent some time together.
>>9287925
Now that is out of the way, the real enjoyment can begin! In just a few more hours.
>>9288002
There is only the ones that matter. Male, female and attack helicopter. We will beat this all into you until you begin to make sense.
>Sumo Betty
>Running
ONE OF THESE THINGS JUST DOESN'T BELONG HERE!
Sure is slow tonight
>>9288046
>AFK buff failed.
>>9288027
>inconsistent perspective in the actions
rrrrrrrrrreeeeeeeEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
I summon ____
>>9288046
She's just wobbling fast.
>>9287805
Double agent or not, I was gonna end up killing ya anyways. Especially after that stunt you pulled earlier.
>Junkrat lobs a grenade at the plumber, clapping with glee as resulting explosion claims his life.
>>9287867
>>9288027
>Numerous hours later...
Well darl, that was a lovely time! If ya wanna do this again, just go to wherever the largest explosions are. I'm bound to be there.
>Junkrat walks off, a spring in his step and a dumb smile stuck on his face.
>>9287925
I dunno how to feel about this. One one hand, I should be feelin' all venegeful and that cause the guy sacrificed 'is life to save me...on the second hand, that was a really nice explosion. How can I be mad?
>>9288002
>Junkrat downs glass and glass of booze, moping about his missing partner.
Oh Roadhog mate, where the hell have you buggered off to?
Junkrat takes out the fat one!
>>9288060
Shut the fuck up shitpost-kun
FEAST TIME!
>when you rp goes from zero to one hundred nigga real quick
How did someone so shit turn into someone slightly better?
Is this the cutie mark acquisition thread?
>>9288060
My apologies. I am much to busy to give my full attention to my performance. I will be more mindful of it.
>>9288046
>She notices that two of them, well one, was running from the man. She didn't want to be left out.
>>9288077
Oooh, you got my pulse pounding! If you do kill me, I will be quite impressed.
>>9288129
Maybe your subjective opinion of them changed for the better.
>>9288134
no blank flanks allowed motherfucker
>>9288134
Nice stale meme friend
>>9288046
>Junkrat stumbles drunkenly into the office, his speech slurred and face drooped.
Why the 'ell would ya choose me to do this shit? I'm bloody pissed ya stupid suits, I can't even tell me lefts from me...me lefts! Urgh...
>>9288077
>Junkrat stuffs a grenade into one of her fat folds as she wobbles away, snickering quietly.
The best way to deal with a beached whale? Explosions. Lots and lots of explosions.
>>9288127
>Junkrat tosses the gun over his shoulder, sighing.
Nah, you're too much of a beaut to die in such a plain way. I reckon a girl like you needs to die in some kinda fiery combustion. You know, as a result of some kinda explosion.
And just like that FINAL 5!
>>9288075
I shall think on this but this will be a night unforgotten.
>She happily waves to the man as he's literally jumping for joy.
My, what an interesting one he was.
>>9288127
>Elizabeth can only let out a gasp as she loses her weapon. Fully prepared to die, she gives the creature a bow.
You have done well against me. I shall not retaliate until you decide what to do with me.
>>9288127
Was it revenge? Or was it a simple misunderstanding?
Whatever, he's long gone now...
odds shitpost
evens shitpost
dubs+ turbo shitpost
>>9288127
My internet turns back on just in time for my death, oh thank goodness.
Grora is starting to pick up the pace, could this be a come from behind win?
>>9288174
It looks as though our fights will be quite common. I look forward to it.
>Standing on the edge, she intentionally jumps off the building.
Tataaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa...
Junkrat tries to bribe Grora, despite the framing for murder thing.
>I love you too much to let you go on
CAMILLA NO
Don't fuck with Grora and don't defect from your agency.
PARKOUR! WE HAVE A WINNER!
>>9288174
>>9288206
>Junkrat peers over the edge of the skyscraper, the wind howling as he watches the girl disappear behind the clouds.
She just went and threw herself off there, didn't she? And I thought I was an oddball!
>>9288188
I'll show that brat what's what yet, believe me. Nobody gets away with messin' with me.
>>9288217
Mountains and mountains of cash ain't enough for you? What kinda girl do you think you are?!
>>9288263
Get out of my way, ya bloody suits. I've got unfinished business-
>Junkrat is then shot in the back of the head.
Congratulations to Grora!
>>9288285
>>9288279
Congratulations!
Thanks for hosting, Archer.
Placements for the interested!
>>9288285
Congrats, and thanks for hosting
>>9288285
She pulled a fast one on me AND got out alive? I can't even be mad anymore, just impressed. Oh yeah, cheers for the game mate.
>>9288285
Congratulations, miss.
>thanks for the game, Archer.
>>9288310
Is your hair on fire? or can I pet you safely?
>>9288302
Thanks for the chance.
>>9288285
Congratulations, you did great, all that crap.
>>9288302
Thanks for hosting archie.
>>9288285
Hee hee, yes yes, congratulations!
>>9288302
I SUPPOSE I should thank you! Hah hah hah!
>>9288285
Aww yes! Thanks for hosting secret agent guy.
>>9288291
>>9288307
>>9288310
>>9288317
>>9288326
>>9288339
Thank you!
We gonna get another game within the hour or should I not bother screencapping
Say hi to >>9285735
>>9288351
Quit trying to start shit with the typefucking neckbeards.
>>9288350
You're dang right we will. I'll host next because I've had enough with adding events for today.
Prepare yourselves for a new thread!
>>9288370
That's quite fine. I'll be going after you, then.
>>9288321
It's just a small bit a flame mate, she'll be right. Though I'd rather nobody touch me head, ya might smother it. And pettin's the sorta thing you do to dogs and small women, not men.
>>9288285
I may be a little late with this. Congratulations to her. I thank you for hosting this game.