Hunger Games thread
dead edition
It was the best of times, it was the deadest of times. That's why it was the best of times
I am anger!
Under pressure!
Lost it cages, a prisoner, the first to escape!
I am wicked! I am Legion! Strength in numbers- A LIE! The power's in one!
REBEL REBEL! HOLY OUTLAW!
Also while we wait for a host here's a fun colouring activity
>>9276802
Thanks for the thread man.
>>9276804
>ORAS was a huge major disappointment.
>I may be hated on my opinion on this but I dislike a lot of Hoenn as a whole besides the Pokemon that came out of it, secret bases, and The Battle Frontier.
>But since they removed Frontier from ORAS, playing through it just felt like a major chore for me.
>>9276813
>Comfy > Dead
>But we can always combine them. Real skeletal hours is always a joy to see.
I would swallow my pride,
I would choke on the rinds, but the lack thereof would leave me empty inside.
Swallow my doubt, turn it inside out,
Find nothing but faith in nothing.
want to put my tender
Heart in a blender,
Watch it spin round to a beautiful oblivion
>>9276825
I don't like the fishing technique and the separate bikes since RSE
>>9276847
You're straight outta luck
In the end you're a-
Person who is in an unfortunate relationship situation.
>>9276823
I tried.
>>9276825
>It could have been a hell of a lot better, but I wouldn't go so far as to call it terrible.
>>9276857
That's not how the song goes...
>>9276847
I'd swallow more then just your pride hun.
>>9276865
who's this supposed to be?
>>9276879
Did you skip breakfast? Shouldn't do that you know, it could quite possibly mess with your health
>>9276823
>>9276854
>Separate bikes were removed in Gen 5 and HG/SS Gen 4.
>Fishing is still the same as it always was since Gen 3 though.
>>9276875
>Giving them credit where credit is due I did enjoy the new Wally fight. Zinnia was alright I GUESS. But they both did have some nice music.
>Pokemon Mystery Dungeon is still superior to the mainline games tho
>>9276887
It's hard to do paint a Lenny for a character with many different hues.
>>9276912
>Superior? No. But it is a great addition.
>Also Zinnia's battle music was indeed awesome.
>>9276908
Oh it's Sliver Queen right?
>>9276908
And you would be..?
>>9276934
>>9276916
doy, i'm a dumdum
>>9276934
Not the one you linked, but yes.
>>9276934
Brb I'll host when I'm back.
>>9276931
>I mean M A Y B E it could be my huge bias for Mystery Dungeon as a whole but besides Gates every Mystery Dungeon game I have not been really disappointed with in any major way.
>Besides them still having the max hit damage in Super to 5 when using normal attacks like FFFFFFUCKING WHY AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHJJJJJFKFOVODOALC
>Amazing game nonetheless.
>>9276965
Take your time.
>>9276965
>kissu
>>9276968
>They're great. But making ghost pokemon grow extra hungry when passing through walls was stupid.
>>9276959
>>9276955
Thanks folks
Two more for the collection
>>9276982
Lenny only games when?
>>9276965
>Thank you very much.
>>9276979
>That was just a balance thing and if it really bothered you that much just wear a tight belt. That thing is absolutely amazing.
>>9276994
That happened a while back actually, can't remember who won
I should think about doing another one at some point.
>>9276998
>It mostly bothered me in dungeons where I could only bring one or no items.
>Like the one to get Celebi in. That one was hard as fuck.
>>9277010
Sonic's arms are blue
>>9277039
I didn't make any of these
I asked around HG, Facebook, and /ic/ though
>>9277022
>Shit man I tackled that one with Pichu. Pichu gets both Sweet Kiss and Thunder Wave real early on so its a huge boon. Only problem is it's movepool.
You can sneak any one item in the OG Red/Blue Rescue Teams by making a Pokemon hold onto an item before entering said dungeon.
>>9277039
>Bizzaro Chris-Chan?
>>9277056
>Nah, held items were removed for some dungeons as well.
>I tried with Mew, since the movepool problem is nonexistant with found TMs.
Alright I'm back.
FIRST 24
>>9277084
Draco
>>9277084
Blademaster Lenny
>>9277084
Ririchiyo
>>9277084
Cirno
>>9277084
Maria and Harusame
>>9277084
Tsubasa Hanekawa
>>9277084
Eggman-kun
>>9277084
Brownie
>>9277084
Knight Mutsu
>>9277077
>Maybe they changed it in the EU or I had an earlier version but I always snuck in items by making Pokemon hold onto it since the item was technically no longer in the toolbox.
>Mew is a solid choice though. I always went to recruit other Pokemon in Joyous Tower using it.
>>9276825
Junkrat
>>9277084
SHAME
>>9277084
Poniko
>>9277114
Hi cancer
>>9277084
Togame
>>9277084
Froze
>>9277084
Nasu Suketaka Yoichi
cmon pls enter
>>9277084
Bendy
>>9277084
the Ghost
>>9277084
Anime Remover Harman
>>9277135
I'll enter you
>>9277084
Karthus
>>9277140
ahn
>>9277084
Lottie Person
>>9277084
Lenny Mii Swordfighter
>>9277084
Sliver Queen
>>9277084
The Player
>>9277150
Swap
>>9277146
for
>>9277152
please
>>9277150
Alright I'm ready to go.
>>9277156
Thank you Lenny
>>9277113
Hooley dooley...cheers for the save mate, who knows what woulda happened without ya.
>>9277150
Alriight; I think I'm good to go, let's rumble.
>>9277150
>Hanekawa had been sitting on her podium, having participated in many rounds today, she needed time off of her feet
>She gets up as the tributes begin to take their places
>She did not want to be seen as an easy target
>>9277150
Best of luck everyone!
>>9277150
Oh I'm gonna love this.
>>9277162
Do me good, won't you?
>>9277168
so is brownie like a fursuit you can buy or is it just one of a kind?
>>9277150
>Not asking ''Do you accept this challenge tributes''
nice rp
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kEI2TrqSfmQ
>>9277176
not my fault they can't accept a good challenge when they see it
>>9277180
I guess you could call me a whipping expert, I've got lots of experience
>>9277180
Good to see I'm not the oddest dressed one here.
>>9277180
Yeah, drink up. Let me in.
>>9277180
I can't help but feel sorry for this bicycle.
>Hanekawa checks to see if it's working
A little small for a highschool student.
But it will do.
>>9277175
>One of a kind. She's part of an obscure Japanese Idol group.
>>9277180
I'm just saying, you never know when you'll need a Molotov. Or to wash away the pain...
>>9277180
And over it now.
>>9277199
shit dude, i'd love to own one
it's like furry daft punk
Well there's the winner.
>>9277212
I don't think I'll ever understand humans
>>9277212
Be sure to pass me on to all your little fish buddies, 'kay?
>>9277212
ayy lmao
>>9277212
Successfully?
>Hanekawa seems slightly upset
I didn't mean to, of course I'm not an alien from outer space. I would appreciate it if you didn't say such silly things.
>>9277212
It seems like a waste of effort. I would rather maintain my sword fighting training than to pursue a new skill I'm not sure if I would be any good at.
>>9277180
I'm just here to have some fun and maybe blow a thing or two up along the way. Or three. Or four, five, six...
>Junkrat shrugs, a toothy grin plastered on his face.
There's no use in pretending, everything's gonna explode.
>>9277212
What the hell are they doin' with these omnics nowadays? Just what the hell have they bolted onto its chest? They tryin' to make 'em less freaky by givin' them more human qualities? Because that don't make things better. No, no, that makes things so much worse.
Anime = Removed
>>9277237
>>9277237
HI-YA!
>>9277237
Oh I'm lots of things, but not for very long.
>>9277245
WAHOO
>>9277212
>>9277225
And some of us simply have no inclination for the physical pursuits at all.
>>9277237
Fancy design.
Easy to use.
>>9277237
That didn't take myuch time at all~nya!
All of you just got in the way. I don't nyeed any of your help~nya.
Anime Remover = Removed
>>9277237
The poor pidgey...
>>9277250
That's not me, I don't even have that image.
>>9277270
Not the VACCINE!
NO!
>>9277270
>Black Hanekawa lays on the steam roller as it crushes her opponents
>She eagerly looks over the back end of the roller to see the large bloodstains it has left in it's wake
I have to admyit, the sound of your bodies being pulverized was far satisfying than I had imyagined~nya!
>>9277270
All right, remember your stances. Focus.
>>9277226
What's an omnic, if you don't mind me asking, Mr. Junkrat?
This arena has been popping up a lot la-
>>9277290
Oh.
>>9277290
>Black Hanekawa realizes just in time to turn her head but by then it was too late
>As a target of a ruthless assault, she stands frozen, vulnerable
>>9277299
>>9277290
>Black Hanekawa's lifeless body is flung like a doll when time resumes
>Having sustained too much damage, she cannot recover and is declared eliminated.
Post-arena peace? Never heard of it.
>>9277237
>Junkrat dives to the floor and moves into an "alluring" pose, a sly smile planted across his face.
Any single ladies 'ere that got a thing for guys with explosive personalities? Cause I'm ready to mi~ngle.
>>9277286
>Junkrat recoils from her as she speaks at him, turning his head away and raising a hand up behind him to shield him from any accidental glances.
Don't play coy with me, ya miserable mile of scrap. I'm givin' ya to the count of three to get the hell outta my sight.
>Slowly, Junkrat reaches for his grenade launcher.
>>9277290
>As time resumes, Junkrat smacks his lips and looks out at all the deceased around him.
Not a clue what happened, and not a care either. As long as I'm still tickin', that's all that matters.
>>9277270
>>9277280
Are you done yet?
>>9277304
I want to grope this cat
Final two.
But who?
>>9277290
What was that oppressive feeling? ...Oh dear.
>>9277308
Ok, ok! I'm backing up! Please put the multi-tube down!
>>9277307
* Looks off of the edge
>You don't want to do that
>>9277307
All you ice girls are the same. You just need a small spark to melt away all that bitter cold.
>Junkrats approaches the girl, arms outstretched.
C'mere, I'll warm ya up.
>>9277311
...What are you talking about...nya...? It's already over for me, nya... Be happy, you didn't get to see me step over your corpse to win the game...nya...
>Black Hanekawa slowly loses the strength to speak
>You can see her slit pupils glare through her half opened eyes.
>>9277322
junkrat has to win
>>9277326
>Junkrat leans towards the bot with a hand cupped around his ear, still keeping his eyes away from her.
If I don't hear the sound of gears and cogs runnin' away then I'll make it rain nuts and bolts soon enough!
>>9277336
Now I might sound a little biased, but I find myself agreeing with this lad here.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4F9DxYhqmKw
>>9277326
+Respect
>>9277333
It's not as if I can pay much attention to events after my defeat when I've been turned to a paste.
>Poniko stares back, her gaze dull, cold, and hard, as if she's looking right through Hanekawa.
HEDUNNIT
If Ronald hadn't have won before this would've been a twofer.
I was happy with either winner though.
Here ya is tourny guy.
>>9277355
>Thanks for hosting Reigen.
>Congrats again, Junk.
>>9277359
>thanks for hosting
>>9277355
Congrats. Thanks for this.
>>9277362
He won yesterday too.
>>9277355
Another win so soon? Congratulations
>>9277359
Thanks for hosting
>>9277350
Aww. One short, every time. Congrats, Mister Junkrat.
>>9277359
And thank you for hosting, Mister Arataka.
>>9277352
>Hanekawa's hair reverts to black
>She's managed to regain her strength now that the Arena has concluded causing her health to return to her
Not watching what happens in the Arena...? How can you not? People are fighting each other, killing each other. Do you really not care about them at all?
>>9277359
Congratulations...
>>9277359
Thaanks, I guess.
(Damn fucking vaccines. Who the hell carries that stuff in their pockets anyways. Seriously!)
It was a fun game.
>>9277371
Double niceu
>>9277350
>Junkrat launches a grenade at the machine as it tears through the paper, blowing it and Brownie to smithereens.
Scrappin' bots just part of the job, mate. Coulda seen this win comin' a mile away.
>>9277355
I'm on fire! I'm havin' a real blast with these games, especially since I keep winnin' them.
>>9277362
It's a good life I lead, isn't it?
>>9277365
>>9277368
>>9277373
>>9277382
Cheers cobber, hope I'll get the chance to blow you all up at a later date!
>>9277374
Yeah yeah, you ain't foolin me with that act. You can shove your congratulations up your exhaust pipe. I see right through you, bot.
>Decide to organize my hosting folder since I don't keep track of my reigen games.
>The next one will be the 50th game.
huh. time flies.
>>9277409
Nice.
>>9277404
>Hanekawa manages to get back on her feet and put on her spare pair of glasses
Blow up? That's illegal, I wouldn't care if you blew me up or not, but doing something that may hurt bystanders. It's something you shouldn't do.
>>9277382
Oh. It's you.
>Poniko slowly sits up as well, rubbing her back sorely.
Not really. I don't get involved with affairs that aren't my own.
>>9277426
Nobody should have to, but we live in a world with other people, and in that world, we're bound to bump into a few people that we just get stuck with. Sometimes you don't have a choice, maybe being aware of an affair itself is enough for you to take it up as your own.
>>9277411
That damned bot would've snagged the win, that's what would've happened. I owe ya more than I thought mate. You and me? I reckon we're gonna go places.
>>9277422
>Junkrat tries to suppress his amusement at first, but eventually sees no need to do so and erupts into hysterical laughter. He arches his back and throws his head up towards the sky to exaggerate his laughter, projecting it as far as he can. He eventually calms down, chest rising and falling slowly as he takes deep breathes to recover from all the oxygen he expended in his laughing fit. He wipes away a tear, then faces the girl again.
Oh, you're a precious one aren't ya? I just wanna pinch your cheek.
>>9277451
You speak from experience. So do I. People are undesirable. Rather than being with those I don't care for, I go without entirely.
I like it that way.
>>9277453
I can't allow that, mister. I've seen the naughty things you were doing when you thought you were alone.
You were getting very excited... your hands were dirty... You were hunched over and breathing rapidly...
...Yes. I saw you, I saw you making explosives.
Pinch my cheek? I hope that's a figure of speech, because I wouldn't even consider before I've made sure you've washed your hands.
>>9277459
You sound like a very selfish person. Not that there's anything wrong with that. I consider myself a selfish person at times too. But you're still normal in a way. Even you have people you care about At one point in time, they were people you didn't care about. You're not a lost cause.
ngw?
Fuck it, setting up and will host soon. 24 or 36?
>>9277497
Either is fine with me. I will be there, on time, all the same.
>>9277486
Selfish...yes. Not anymore I don't. Due to just the same.
And it's fine that way. I deserve nothing less and nothing more. It's for the best.
>>9277497
Do as you prefer.
>>9277497
>kissu
Okay then, 24 tributes if you would be so kind. Apologies in advance for delays as my internet is being a cunt.
>>9277520
Reigen Arataka
>>9277514
>Hanekawa stares off to the side, speaking with a tiny hint of hope in her voice
But don't you think there will be a time and a place where one day we will have known each other long enough for you to maybe be concerned about me? Poniko-san, yes? I read the name on your podium when I got to the Arena early. If you see me in danger, won't you come to my aid?
>>9277520
Poniko
>>9277520
Emi driving an AE86
>>9277520
Gascoigne
>>9277520
Ririchiyo
>>9277520
Junkrat
>>9277520
Captain Luna
>>9277520
Tsubasa Hanekawa
>>9277520
Horny Girl
>>9277520
Maria and Harusame
>>9277520
C.C.
>>9277520
Gromit
>>9277520
Brownie
>>9277520
Eggman-kun
>>9277520
Yukine
>>9277520
Shiny Flygon
>>9277520
Junkrat
>>9277486
>Junkrat's thoughts become increasingly muddled as the girl describes in detail the "naughty things" he had been doing. As she finishes talking his face twists in confusion.
Are you... are you tryin' to plant some weird thoughts into my head, or is that just my doing? Either way you got a real perverted way of describin' things, missy.
>>9277520
Kate Kendra
>>9277520
Lord Beerus
>>9277530
>>9277547
Hmm...
>>9277520
Arashi
>>9277520
Ronaldo
>>9277520
Link
>>9277520
Len
Three more please.
>>9277520
Gaius
>>9277523
I doubt that. I don't get attached to anything now. It's better that way.
>Poniko's tone is as dull and lifeless as her stare, as she eventually looks off in to nothingness.
Maybe I will help. Maybe I won't. I don't put thought in to it.
>>9277552
Oh come on, the resemblance is uncanny.
>>9277557
Yukine
>yes this is another entry
>>9277561
You mean unlenny?
>>9277557
Twin Hime
>>9277547
>Hanekawa looks confused for a moment, thinking back to what she had said
I see nothing wrong with it at all.
>She comes to the realization
Oh dear, that won't do! That won't do at all. You have some nerve suggesting such things in front of a highschool student, a girl at that. You really are just a dirty old man. And to think I respected your craftsmanship at one time...
>>9277559
Your mind is as cold as a bowl of porridge, if you were to pick the coldest one out of three bowls of porridge. What you think and know are different from how you feel and act. Maybe one day you'll show me that part of you. Won't it be fun?
>Hanekawa smiles and waves before walking off to her podium
>>9277557
Never mind, the age just refused to load.
How we looking?
>>9277568
Touche.
>>9277520
Uuuh, Maria?
It's "no more than". Not "then".
>>9277581
I accept this challenge.
>>9277581
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V_7FdXET23Q
>>9277581
>Hanekawa stretches her arm in almost a cat-like fashion
>She looks to the left, she looks to the right
>Believing she will be able to make it further this time, she quickly works out the strategies in hear head, almost effortlessly
>>9277581
Get on with it.
>>9277581
Looks good from here. Best of luck, everyone!
>>9277581
No complaints other then about my grammar so lets begin!
>>9277612
*let's
>>9277612
*than
>>9277612
Stop calling yourself shitty
>>9277576
>Poniko raises her voice to a louder rasp as the girl walks off.
There is no longer any place for warmth in my heart. It only was deserved by one, and they are no longer with us.
Good luck.
>>9277581
It's fine.
>>9277612
Always a hassle.
>>9277612
*complains
>>9277612
Mya, Mya! Myaster has called upon me for a speed advantage~nya! See you later, slowpokes~nya!
>Black Hanekawa dashes off on all fours, like a silver shooting star
>>9277621
wrong
>>9277621
That one was right, actually.
>>9277621
boooo
>>9277581
Aaah, so he is here. I'll look forward to our matchup once more, Hero.
Do not get in my way, any of you, lest you wish to invoke my wrath.
>>9277612
Nice to see that you're still part of the games, Miss Luna. It's been a while.
>>9277622
>Black Hanekawa
>is white
Why though?
Reminder.
Non native english roleplayers aren't welcome here.
>>9277612
>>9277617
I meant to add internet in there.
>>9277614
>>9277616
>Overwhelming autistic screeching
>>9277637
I'll tell that to Seth next time I see him.
>>9277634
The japanese call evil character Black characters
by the time it's shipped overseas they're called dark characters
>>9277638
>that first event
>>9277530
>>9277552
>Junkrat gazes up at his flaming locks, disappointed they're not quite nearly as consumed by fire as Lenny's blazing hairdo. He doesn't let that disappointment show, though.
Nah, now that's just overdoing it. You're just compensatin' for something at that point.
>>9277576
>Junkrat raises his arms and steps back, shaking his head rapidly.
Woah woah woah, you're the one that planted that seed! For a sec there I thought you were hitting on me with how you were speaking, I mean who describes things like that? You picked the strangest details to focus on, and the way you paused between each thing...agh! You've gone and given me a headache...
>>9277638
Good idea. Let's split up, and never get back together again.
>>9277637
Is Strayan English enough for ya?
>>9277638
So... hungry. Does anyone have any left over food? Anyone?
>>9277638
Oh look a pile of corpses.
>>9277638
>>9277645
Oh, come on Mister Junkrat! I haven't done anything to you personally. Shouldn't we be trying to survive as best we can right now?
>>9277638
>I meant to add internet in there.
I'm not buying it.
>>9277638
>She stares the Pokemon dead in the eyes as she puts her hand on the salad bowl.
>In a single smooth motion she pushes it off the table.
>Just like that, she turns around and walks off.
>>9277658
Ow.
>>9277632
So it has. I didn't know it was you, I thought perhaps another of your kind had found her way to this realm.
>>9277653
I blame the inept monkey.
>>9277634
>You flashback to the time you met a middle aged blonde man at the bus stop who told you a story about some cat aberration
>...It's not the outside that matters, but the inside. So I decided to name her... 'Black Hanekawa'...
>You return from the flashback
>>9277658
>>9277665
But it is! Australian internet is connected up like a fucking tumbleweed.
>>9277658
Yeah, just let me take the next shift. Don't worry about it, I'll take care of you all.
>Junkrat fiddles with his detonator, flipping the switch over and over again. With each "click" his devilish smile grows wider.
>>9277659
Do I have to blow you up for a second time? I'm still right pissed that you've gone and put yourself back together, so you better not tempt me further or I swear...
>Junkrat fumbles for his grenade launcher, eyeing the bot down as he does so.
>>9277682
Just keep it in your pants, will ya?
>>9277658
>Hanekawa takes a few moments to get back her breath from waking up from her nightmare
It was just a dream... a dream. None of it was real...
>>9277682
I wasn't refering to the internet.
>>9277658
What a fascinating contraption you are. Really, now, is you weren't vital to my plans at the moment I may have been of the inclination to tear you apart just to see how those humans made you.
>>9277682
>tumbleweeds are the reason Australia has internet
wtf I hate tumbleweeds now
>>9277682
>Hanekawa rubs off the spot on her arm where the jellyfish had stung her
The rash is still getting worse, even though the doctor told me it would improve in a few days.
>>9277682
I see dead people!
>>9277688
I was though.
>700ml bottle of bourbon
>Was full an hour ago and only has about 70ml left in it
uh...
>>9277682
>>9277706
*Critical Coolant System failure
Oh sprockets...
>>9277686
Guess there's no worrying about that now.
>>9277710
Finish this, Junkrat 2!
And don't even think about hitting on my wife!
>>9277710
>Hanekawa manages to slide the message out of the bottle
A message? Could it be a long lost letter for a lover? A cry for help? Whatever it is, it must be long overdue. The author has probably passed away.
What are you listening to /hg/?
>>9277741
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W8CTbN6MXFQ
>>9277715
You can drop the "nice bot" act any moment now and show me your true colours. You're just prolonging the inevitable here.
>>9277721
Alright, first of all: I'm Junkat 1. That's just how it is. Second of all, I dunno you or your wife mate so you haven't anything to worry about. Though if ya wanted to point me in the right direction...
>Junkrat snickers.
>>9277733
Yeaaaaaaaaah, it's alright. Might be a little bit broken, but that's nothin' duct tape can't fix. I consider myself to be a healthy bomb-obsessed individual.
Quints
>>9277733
>Hanekawa plunges the two sais into the girl from behind
I've been myeaning to do this since we started fighting~nya. You looked so weak and helpless standing beside my myaster at the start~nya.
>She licks the side of her neck
I love this taste, the taste of death~nya!
>>9277733
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RAw-EFuwC3A>>9277741
>>9277747
Dude this is dead hours
>>9277777
/bant/ supremacy
>>9277777 PEDOS BTFO
>>9277747
You are failure.
Ban all pedos
Astolfo!
>>9277758
>Hanekawa sits there silently
Well... if you must. Don't try anything funny...
>it was the pony thread
h-hg fags b-btfo!
>>9277786
Any get that isn't /tlhg/ is a win for hg
>>9277747
>>9277775
>>9277778
get rekt faggots that get is OURS LMFAO
>>9277795
I'm sure Fluttershy would approve you rubbing it in like a dick
>>9277758
>>9277779
Believe me, I'm not gonna go tryin' anything. I'm more worried about myself in this situation...
>Defiant to his usual loud nature, Junkrat quietly spreads the lotion across her back. A singular though drifts through his head: "why the HELL am I doin' this?"
>>9277798
HG = stupid newfag redditors.
>>9277795
Congrats! Here, have a Skittle.
>Flicks one into your pony donut
>>9277795
>kissu
>>9277798
Quints don't deserve any special message
>>9277733
>Island code
>Practically no "death by other player" event
>I get the only one
>>9277741
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5L3Czosinbs
>>9277810
but im from 9gag
>>9277791
>>9277795
>Brushes the cute pone's hair.
>>9277805
>Hanekawa doesn't move anything but her eyes, not wanting to cause more friction than she needed to bear. She looked sideways as if trying to see out of the back of her head
I'm sure you won't be expecting me to return this favor. If you really must, I would. It's up to you...
>>9277813
>red skittle in the middle line of green
>green skittle in the red skittle line on the right
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
DELETE FUCKING THIS
>>9277821
Oh. You're cool, then. Carry on and thanks for all the dank memes, 9bro.
>>9277745
>>9277824
I warned you!
>it's a /hg/ BTFO again episode
>>9277824
>Hanekawa tries he best to imitate the movements, but she is unable to master them
It's quite difficult, even if it simple. I look like a complete amateur. You're very good at this, on the other hand. It's just that I'm not actually good at everything I do, just the things that I'm good at.
>>9277837
>Mfw it was actually /tlhg/ bites /hg/'s quints b8 episode
>/tlhg/ confirmed intelligence of the most autistic /hg/ members.
>>9277852
That's not funny. Do you know how much shit we get every day for the mere fact that we like a show that contains children? Do you know how fucking annoying it is to be called a pedo constantly because of a set of repeating fucking numbers? Have you any idea how hurtful it is to have your sexuality used as an insult, knowing that people find your very existence reprehensible? Because you should, given that you´re a fucking faggot with no sense of empathy. Just fuck off. what do you hope to accomplish with this? To make me angry? Because you're not. You're just being a dick for no reason than to have a little laugh, a laugh at the expense of the most marginalized group in the world currently. It's because of cunts like you that people think me a monster whenever I speak out about my desires. People like you are the reason I get restraining orders just for talking to children that I don´t even have sexual interests in. Fuck you and fuck everything you stand for. Fuck off.
>>9277824
Now the last group I was with didn't trust me to be up alone, so they had someone share their shift with me. You guys are a little bit more trustin' than that, right?
>Junkrat notices his fingers are curled around his detonator. He lets out a shallow laugh and quickly shoves it back into his pocket, trying his best to not raise any flags.
>>9277826
Yeah, really - don't worry about it.
>Junkrat finishes as quickly as he can and pulls his hands away from the girl, shaking them rapidly to expel the lotion from his hands.
There, done. Don't go getting burned now.
>>9277835
Your brain must be rottin' worse than your flesh, because I haven't even said a word to your wife! Trust me, I don't want a slice of that. No offense mate.
>>9277837
>not the first post from this IP
Nice b8, you caught a couple of retards. You earned this (You)
>>9277838
I can smell your sweaty autism from here Hanecancer.
Go back to being dead.
>>9277871
It's a new person that niggered her
>>9277859
>Someone actually wrote all of this
>>9277862
>Hanekawa gets back on her feet and dusts off her skirt
Thank you, I hope for the best, which is one of us dying alone under unfortunate circumstances. If we do meet, let me see those explosives of yours up close.
>She walks away at a casual pace
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BiNxucWYR-s
Has anyone heard from Junko?
Is she still around?
>>9277824
Hosts's internet crapped out and won't let them post, they send their apologies
>>9277880
The funny thing is, with a minor rewording that could just as well be a brony.
And I'd bet my ass he's made of those himself.
>>9277905
>it's a Junkrat wins episode
>>9277910
NERF WHEN
Grats, rat.
Thanks for delaying your inevitable suicide for another day to host for us.
>>9277910
>>9277914
Thanks for hosting Maria and thanks for finishing Not Maria.
>>9277905
>>9277910
>>9277920
>Hanekawa seems lost in thought
I'm...
...What was the word.
Happy for you?
There, that explains it. The term the describes closest to how I'm feeling right now.
Oh, and congratulations. You're doing excellently.
>>9277910
Congratulations again
>>9277910
TWICE
IN
A
ROW
>>9277914
Thank you for hosting, Maria.
>>9277910
Congratulations, Mister Rat.
>>9277882
>Meanwhile, in Junkrat's inner thoughts...
>Maybe she ain't so bad after all? She just comes a bit off as a socially unconscious freak. I'm a small bit of a freak too, so who am I to judge? And she has an interest in explosives. Yeah, on second thought I reckon she ain't that bad a gal after all.
Yeah, don't worry, I'll make sure you get up real close and personal with them!
>Junkrat calls out.
>>9277905
I almost feel bad. That was just way too easy.
>>9277910
Cheers for the game, cobber. Just another chance to show off my explosive might.
>>9277918
>>9277932
>>9277928
>>9277952
Ta.
>>9277939
I make it look real easy, don't I?
>>9277959
hoping I can at least get this post through.
>>9277965
>shitty aussie hosting
>aussie won the game
i call rigs
>>9277968
Australia: Everybody's problem.
>>9277965
Now THAT's a good picture. Folks' start callin' me Hunkrat if I can pull off that face more often! Thanks again.
>>9277968
We're a people built for victory and explosive car chases. It was inevitable.
so what now?
>>9277993
host again
>>9277993
kys?
Before I make the next thread - post memorable moments