ITT: Pokemon are real. What's your opinion on synthet

cock

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>>9269190
>The firecat seems a bit more... vicious this time around, might just be blowing off steam though

>>9269362
For vore

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>>9269362
Fascinating things. Obviously they need to be carefully monitored and euthanized when showing excessive abnormal traits that work outside the parameters of their given task.

>>9269388
Yes, hello.

>>9269417
That is impure.

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>>9269359
Hey thank you. 77 went off to bed. How much do I owe you?

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>>9269352
Oh she's the water bitch, duh. I knew that! Zzzrt!
Come on out!!!

>>9269448
i would pay you to dom me

>>9269448
What >>9269479 said

>>9269430
Yes.

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>>9269348
Yeah, it was really good!
Familiar though??

>>9269430
Cock!

>>9269430
so I previously got splashed with Lunala's grape soda. will the residue from my shirt help your research?

>>9269430
cock vore

>>9269479
same

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>>9269507
...
>Sludge Wave

>>9269527
>pet gunfish
Yes, hello.

>>9269541
Why would I need grape soda for breeding research?

>>9269554
...Maybe later.

i want to die

>>9269589
I was told that it was his lewd juice

>>9269589

vore

>>9269589
>Miss
>Suck cock

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>>9269435
well a scarf each is 5000 p
so it would be 10000 p total

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>>9269589
>Splet the Cock
Hellooo!

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>>9269632
>Hand the money over.
Thanks, sweetheart. It's much appreciated.

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>>9269608
That's the stupidest thing I've ever heard. Next you'll tell me a skeletal lizard and a talking rag doll are plotting to take over Orre with their small army of emotionally crippled retainers. .

>>9269618
>Sludge Wave
I said later.

>>9269627
>suck misses
My body is made of death and SARs that is not a good idea.

>>9269642
>cock status: splet on
...
I missed you for a whole two seconds.

>>9269675
Do you want the shirt covered in god bat cum or not?

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>>9269448
>Tapu Fini: appear
>Im not sure how to have this encounter play out and it be fair?
>So if someone else wants to take over Tapu Fini for this encounter that'd be cool
>>9269675
Um... my shirt actually did get covered in cum... I'll sell it to you if you want, I can't exactly wear it anymore. I'll give it to you half off!

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>>9269665
thanks you for being my first customer
and enjoy the scarves

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>>9269479
>>9269498
>>9269573
How much? I need money for that robot body, zzzrt!
>>9269707
...Neat.

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>>9269675
But you were gone a lot longer than that.
I think.

>>9269675
Hot.

>>9269711
Thank you.
>33: Go see about those dino eggs and some TMs.

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>>9269707
>Disinterested look and not speaking

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>>9269828
>33: Pick your binocs up and take a DRINK from your canteen.

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>>9269395
>Anna: Worry
Tiff, we're trying to battle the Pokemon here, not kill them, okay?
>Good training, probably not a full-party level.

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>>9269859
I'M FINE!
>Firecat: be very not fine internally
Failed again, screamed and ran at the slightest sign of psychic bullshit, failure failure FAILURE!
GOTTA GET STRONGER!

>>9269370
weah
sound good
it will be intersting stuff

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>>9269690
...Fine, take your money.

>>9269707
The museum appreciates your contribution.

>>9269725
5500P for a workable sample, 4000P for fragmented.

>>9269825
No. I am not for sexual.

>>9269728
I.... that's...
It's nice to see you too.

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>>9269362
It's complicated.
On one hand, the synthetic Pokemon I've encountered are among the most amazing beings I've ever had the privilege of encountering, and in my experience are just as lovable as their natural-born counterparts.
On the other, the creation of synthetic Pokemon carries some ethical issues, especially in the case of Type: Fulls.

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>>9269944
(pretend it didn't happen)

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>33: Get two dinos and leave one with 77.
>33: Go look for some trainers to battle.
Anyone in Kalos up for a short battle?

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>>9269951
Um... My shirt by itself would be worth a lot, so normally I'd ask for $2250 Unovan Standard Dollar but... its kinda ruined so I'm okay with $750 Unovan standard
>>9269725
>>9269839
Hey um... I know it's been a while since we hung out but.... um... I kinda... need your help...
Lunala is trying to... I think he's...
..... Lunala convinced some people to come after me and steal my Pokémon... They took Ia already, and I don't want to lose everyone else, but I can't do it all by myself... I can't stop Lunala and two people who catch other people's Pokémon, and I can't save Anabel or Ia or help Emma...
Fini? Im scared

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>>9270001
Um, sure!
I'm up for a battle!
I'm near Cyllage! Wanna meet by the Pokecenter?

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>>9270012
You... you paid 256936P for a shirt? Yeesh. And people call me a thief.

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>>9269951
Yep, nice to see you Cock!
Did you find anything cool while you and gask were gone??

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>>9270080
Sure, I can get down there.
>33: Get over there.
>Rolling for travel time.
>Unequip snag machine and armor. Keep cool scarf.

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>>9270012
>Careful examination
...
...
You smell. Of Lunala

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>Ray: be the DJ maus (not deadmau5)
>>9269177
Thanks, bro. Like, I'm doing surf rock right now, but I can spin requests.
>>9269243
Ha ha, very funny, bro.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cCVi5p1xtUU

I wish I smelled like Lunala.

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>>9270092
Nooo, that's not what I was saying! I'm saying I'd charge you that much for a shirt, since it belonged to a champion, is covered in Lunala lewd juice, and would be signed! Of course I didn't pay anywhere near that much for that shirt!
>>9270140
>Flustered Sun
Um... yeah... I uh... some guy threw a bucket of Lunala's.... it doesn't wash out of skin very well...
He's um... been hounding me for a while and uh... it.... he....
>Sun looks away and at the ground
He doesn't listen to "no".

>>9270183
Me too, anon. Me too.

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>>9270099
>D-D-D-Drop the Bass
>present big ass rock
In the past day we have sold this rock more than 5 times to 5 different, now very dead, people. Capitalism, ho.

>>9270190
Alas, you've priced me out. I am but a humble scholar. Who sometimes murders people.

>>9270183
God yes, I want that salty grape flavored bat juice all over me.

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>>9269362
Much like John, my encounters with truly synthetic pokemon have been great, though how they were made left much to desire. Especially the less compatible with nature ones.

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>>9270080
>Firecat: grin
Good, I need a challenge

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>>9270190
>The area is getting slightly foggier
And why must I help you, you that trespassed into my home unclean?

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well
today sure was a good day
got my first client and payment
that must be a good sign for my business

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>>9270080
oui
i'm ready for a good fight too

>>9270177
>"Heyyy, can we have some The Avalanches up in this?"

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>>9270183
>>9270234
>Flinch a bit
No you don't...
>>9270216
Aww, okay! I'd say I'd offer it to one of Lunala's worshippers but I'm pretty sure they'd kill me on sight...
>>9270278
I... I tried to get it off! I rubbed my skin raw, I didn't...
>His breath hitches and his voice raises in pitch
I didn't ask for this! If you don't wanna help me at least help Annie and Ia, they don't deserve to suffer because of me!
>Sun warily reaches for one of his Pokeballs

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>>9270216
Oh wooow!
That's so cool looking!
>Stare at the big shiny
>Splet sounds
How much did you get??

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>>9270266
>>9270313
Alright!
>Off to the Cyllage Pokecenter, to meet up for that battle!

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>>9270099
A big ass stone, heh.

>>9270216
And there it is, heh.
Trying to get something else for your collection, eh?

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>>9270326
I got 'chu covered, bro.
Gonna try something, like, a little offbeat here.
I hope 'chu enjoy.

>Ray: grin, and play https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bPIMfOIuEe4

>>9270333
Yeah, I totally do want it. I want to be marked and covered in that sweet sticky bat slime. Want everyone to know how much I love that bat.

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>>9270266
>>9270345
>A trainer is sitting on the bench.
Hey, hey, over here. You want to make the rules? I can use as many pokes as you got or whatever works.
>33 fiddles with a pokeball with his still bandaged up arm.

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>>9270402
>Anna waves
Um... two on two?
Tiff, you go first, and then Joyeuse!
>Anna giggles.
Ready?

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>>9270333
>The fog is intensifying very quickly
I don't meddle in human affairs and they don't meddle in my affairs, BEGONE!

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>>9270344
More than a breadbox.

>>9270367
Hrmf. Well. It would look quite nice in the world cultures section... might end up splitting that one up. Hmm...

>>9270378
"Awyeah, now this is more like it, bro"

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>>9270399
>Panicking Sun
No you don't, you really don't want that!
>>9270444
>Force a completely neutral expression
Some guardian you are, Fini! Fine! I'll go!
>Let out Nebby
>La Liona the fuck out of there and back to the beach
>Roll for composure

>>9270378
>"A friggin pokemon and a faggot, now this is peak Catalyst"
>Call ends abruptly

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>>9270367
I see!

>>9270463
>Splet Cock
What does that meaaan.
Is that a lot?

>>9270547
Yeah, I just said I do. Why would you not want to have the whole world see that you've been claimed as Lunala's property? It's like you're not in love with the bat or something.

>>9270378
>"My man, don't listen to the haters, your cool"

>>9270378
>Catascum need to be deleted.

>>9270378
>"Catalyst needs to be wiped off this planet."

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>>9270378
"Hey!"
"Any suggestions for figuring out what language something is written in?"
"Have a really cool old map here, but I don't know what text it's using, you know? Was really hoping to see what it says!"

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>>9270431
>Firecat: step forward and start thinking
Who's he got? What's with that thing on his arm? (I don't know if he's actually wearing the Snag Machine, ignore that if he doesn't have it on)

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>>9270529
I bet 'chu thought I'd, like, spin Frontier Psychiatrist? Saving that one for an Avalanches block, bro.
>>9270560
...Ugh.
>>9270595
Thanks, bro. Like, it means a lot.
>>9270613
>Maximum snark.
That's just, like, 'chur opinion, maaaaaan.

Anyway, like, it's time to get out the funk-blaster, with Weapon Of Choice, yo.
>Ray: blast this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sMZwZiU0kKs

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>>9270378
>"Afternoon Catalyst Radio, requesting some classic rock to liven up the mood in the workplace"
>Construction sounds in the background

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>>9270431
Alright.
>>9270636
>33 took the snag machine off, he isn't THAT dumb.
Alright, cat. Forretress, Rapid Spin.
4 Atk Forretress Rapid Spin vs. 0 HP / 0 Def Torracat: 11-14 (17.7 - 22.5%) -- possible 5HKO

>>9270637
>"Morning Catascum. You checked your bases for any bombs lately? Heh heh."
>The caller abruptly hangs up.

>>9270683
(What level is the Forretress?)

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>>9270613
>>9270630
>click
>>9270631
I'd ask, like, a museum director or a professor. My buddies here might know, but, like, Virbank might be a long way for a long shot.
>>9270642
Oh, hell yeah. I got just the thing.
Hell's Bells.

>Ray: line up https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=etAIpkdhU9Q

>>9270711
Aaaand that's getting sent to the cops.

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>>9270563
>cock: dodge the remivolver
Yes. Yes it is.

>>9270637
>equip phone
>"Good taste. I am deffinitly not an ocean dwelling toxic plant dragon."
>unequip

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>>9270591
>He stops sobbing long enough to glare at his phone
Someone I thought was my friend just turned on me because I smell like that stupid bat! Pokémon won't look at me without making a face of disgust because I was marked by that stupid bat! MY OWN POKÉMON CRINGE WHENEVER THEY SMELL ME BECAUSE OF THAT STUPID BAT!!
>Another sob rattles his frame

>>9270738
(31, sorry about that.)

>>9270742
>Random anon gets an improvised bomb together and sneaks off to a Catalyst base in Kalos.
>He tosses it next to the building and runs off.
>KA-BOOM.
>Rolling for damage.

>>9270754
Maybe you should just love the bat dude. He's the only one that isn't turning on you.

>>9270799
>Dubfail.
(Are you fucking serious?????????? Fuck me, never goddamn mind doing a plot.)
(I wish I was dead.)

>>9270799
Maybe you shouldn't throw the pin instead of the bomb?

>>9270820
(We'll let you reroll if you want)

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>>9270749
Cooool.
...
We should buy a robot! Or something.

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>>9270683
>>9270755
(Just lemme know if I get the calc wrong)
>Tiffany used Fire Fang!
>Firecat: think
Gotta land it, don't move a fucking inch you ball of... what the fuck is this thing!?

>>9270849
(Yeah sure, watch me get another dubfail.)
>>9270799
>Reroll.

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>>9270742
>Sounds of a book being flipped through
"Virbank is in Unova, right?"
"I'm sailing there right now!"
"Someone told me it was a good place for business, so I figured I would check it out and stuff."

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>>9270463
We could, heh, steal that thing.
Where is it, eh?

>>9270563
Yes, heh heh heh

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>>9270804
He set people up to hurt me steal my friends, he stole Annie, and he... he...
He can't turn on me because he was never on my side!

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>>9270879
(Don't worry about it. I'm not gonna be too anal about losing this battle.)
>Forretress dodges.
Too slow, gotta get faster, cat.
4 Atk Forretress Rapid Spin vs. 0 HP / 0 Def Torracat: 11-14 (17.7 - 22.5%) -- possible 5HKO

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>>9270683
>>9270879
Tiff! Use Growl!

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>>9270742
"Heck yeah man, Torque is all fired up no"
>Grinding gears and motors noises in the background

>>9270908
but he wanted you on his side and you declined
if you accept him then all this will stop

>>9270881
>Well, you manage to break a few windows and leave a good scorch mark and some pockmarks in the walls, but you don't successfully kill anyone.
>People inside are freaking out.

>>9270908
Just think Sun. Annie abandoned you. Fini is disgusted by you. Your own pokemon think you're disgusting. Even your mom hates you.

You know who doesn't hate you? Lunala. He's done all this just to make you happy Sun. You never have to go back. You can leave them all behind and start over, free and clean. No more worrying, no more pretending to be happy, no more sacrificing. No one can ever hurt you again. All you have to do is accept his love.

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>>9270889
If 'chu're coming here anyway, like, then swing on by! We'd be glad to talk business, and if we can't figure out the map, like, we'll find someone who can.
>>9270926
Alright, bro! Here's one more old-school track for 'chu.

> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Beda3kFNjo

>>9270966
>Bomberanon covers one of the exits with a Minor.
>Minior uses Explosion.

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>>9270914
>>9270915
>Firecat: growl in pain and as an attack!
grrrrRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!

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>>9271047
>Status moves always hit so.
Come on, you gotta attack someday.
-1 4 Atk Forretress Rapid Spin vs. 0 HP / 0 Def Torracat: 8-10 (12.9 - 16.1%) -- possible 7HKO

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>>9270938
>Blood trickles down a spot on the lip that Sun worried and bit open
No no no... he wanted a slave, I said no and he decided to torture me... I can't, I can't... I won't be Lunala's sex slave!
>>9271016
>His chest shakes and heaves with sobs
No, no, stop, all of those things are his fault, he's been tearing apart my life ever since he showed up
>An especially broken and cracked sob
I just... I wanna go back...

>>9271021
>Odds
>You knock out several panicking rehab Pokemon, and an Catalyst Grunt's Dewott.
>You can hear the people inside calling for backup in a panic.

>>9271054
>>9271089
>Bomberanon uses his Ferrothorn to drop spikes around the building and books it.

>>9271088
It's only slavery if you don't enjoy it. Why not just let him love you? Just imagine how safe and warm you'll be wrapped up in his wings.

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>>9271076
>Firecat: suffer the pain in silence and think.
Won't lose won't lose!
>Tiffany used Fire Fang!
53 Atk Torracat Fire Fang vs. 252 HP / 252+ Def Forretress: 28-36 (24.1 - 31%) -- 0% chance to 4HKO after Leftovers recovery

>random anon in thread right now
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iboWG0cjIiM

>>9271098
>The spikes are going to cause some serious headaches, and footahces, for people.
>They don't pursue, but their reinforcements, if any, might be a concern - on dubs, they show up in time to chase. Other than that, you're home free.

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>>9271019
"Sounds great!"
"I'll be in Virbank soon!"
"Can't wait to see what it says."

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>>9271126
Good hit, good hit. That's one.
Again, Forretress.
-1 4 Atk Forretress Rapid Spin vs. 0 HP / 0 Def Torracat: 8-10 (12.9 - 16.1%) -- possible 7HKO

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>>9271126
Keep it up, Tiff! Use Growl one more time, then Fire Fang to win!

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>>9271019
>"Thanks man, I think I can get this job finished by tonight at this rate"

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>>9271179
>Tiffany dodged the attack!
>>9271183
>Tiffany used Growl!
GRRAH!

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>>9271089
>"Command here. We'll send reinforcements and keep them on standby in case the attacker returns."
>"No fatalities? Good. Evacuate the wounded. I'll inform the admins our facilities require guards."

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>>9271204
This isn't a good tactic, catto.
>Forretress uses spikes.
>Being a status move this will always work.
>Unless dubfail, then it fails I guess?

>Bomberanon: Get an idea.
>Go asking around about Catalyst members in Kalos.
>Rolling...

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>>9271204
>>9271240
Alright, Tiff! Two Growls is enough, now just use Fire Fang!

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>>9271112
Lunala is as cold as the hell hole he crawled out of!
>Shiver in memory of that cold ass bony finger
He's ice cold, corpses are probably warmer than Lunala! Not that any of you cultists have ever even touched him!

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>>9271204
>joyeuse is cheering tiff in the background

>>9271256
>You get that there's a desk-jockey working out of an apartment somewhere in Cyllage.

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>>9271269
He's only cold because you aren't there to warm him up. Why are you being so selfish? He only wants to make you happy. Don't you want to be happy? The sun is always shining, so you should be too.

>>9271284
>Fuggin' was hoping to get something about Berg.
>Rolling again.

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>>9271240
>Firecat: glance at the spikes
>Firecat has never seen sneaky pebbles of any sort
>Firecat: think
I don't think these will be a problem for me... what's his plan!?
>>9271259
>>9271282
>Tiffany used Fire Fang!
53 Atk Torracat Fire Fang vs. 252 HP / 252+ Def Forretress: 28-36 (24.1 - 31%) -- 0% chance to 4HKO after Leftovers recovery

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>>9271256
>>9271303
>Berg lives up in Snowbelle.
>If you're worried about me getting salty feel free to boom his house, watch out for batman.
>Berg, mite: Get on that Catalyst stuff in Alola.

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>>9271328
That's two outta four, kitty.
-2 4 Atk Forretress Rapid Spin vs. 0 HP / 0 Def Torracat: 6-8 (9.6 - 12.9%) -- possible 8HKO

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>>9271239
What the hell is going on? That call was not a bluff?

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>>9271359
>Tiffany dodged the attack!
>Tiffany used Fire Fang!

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>>9271391
>Miss.
Hey, cat. I'll give you three more turns until I make Forretress here use Explosion.
Use em wisely.
-2 4 Atk Forretress Rapid Spin vs. 0 HP / 0 Def Torracat: 6-8 (9.6 - 12.9%) -- possible 8HKO

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>>9271390
The Kalos rehab facility was just attacked. Unknown assailant at large, lots of injuries but no fatalities.

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>>9271295
>Nails dig into his scalp, his breath coming in short, quick gasps between sons
Please please please not that phrase please I'm sorry I'm sorry I didn't mean to let you down Mom please Mom...
>His words are barely understandable through the sobbing and hyperventilating

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>buzzwole goes searching for 'artifacts' from normal space for him to take back to his place
>and by 'his place' I mean a rocky clearing in a secluded part of ultraspace that contains the furniture and stuff of a small apartment as well as random other knick knacks

>>9271336
>Bomberanon doesn't really know the address, probably.
>He asks around about people who work with Wulfric.
>Rollaaaaan.

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>>9271440
>24th street, there's your man.
>>9271336
>Woo, Melemele will let Catalyst take over a few old buildings if they pay to renovate them.
>Call up an admin and tell them the news.

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>>9271430
Well. My work here is done. Be a good boy Sun. Or at least be less of a disappointment. For once in your life.

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>>9271422
Matches the Kalosian phone number it got sent from. Ray already forwarded it to the authorities there.
Anyone in Kalos is at risk now.

>>9271462
>Bomberguy: Casually stride around the house.
>Ding dong ditch it to see if anyone's home.
>Rolling for how suspicious he looks.

This one is for all you Lunalatics out there.
>The instrumental to Let It Be plays

When I find myself in times of trouble
Sweet Lunala comes to me
Speaking words of lewding, the Mahina Pea
And in the coldest darkness
He's right there dominating me
Speaking words of lewdness, Mahina Pea
Oh, Mahina Pea, Mahina Pea, Mahina Pea, Mahina Pea
Oh god I wish that bat would rim me
And when the broken minded sluts
Slurping down that salty grape agree
There will be an orgy, Mahina Pea
For though they can't get knotted
There is still a chance for sodomy
There will be bukkake, Mahina Pea
Oh, Mahina Pea, Mahina Pea, Mahina Pea, Mahina Pea
And Sun will be your cumslut, Mahina Pea
Oh, Mahina Pea, Mahina Pea, Mahina Pea, Mahina Pea
Pour sweet corruption into me, Mahina Pea
Oh, Mahina Pea, Mahina Pea, Mahina Pea, Mahina Pea
Whisper sweet corruption, Mahina Pea
And when the night is lonely
The moon will still protect me
Shining in the darkness, Mahina Pea
I wake up to the sound of lewding
Rapebat comes on me
Drooling on my bare skin, Mahina Pea
Oh, Mahina Pea, Mahina Pea, Mahina Pea, Mahina Pea
Please break me into a good bitch, Mahina Pea
Oh, Mahina Pea
Won't you cum on me, cum on me, cum on me
Wrap me in those soft wings, Mahina Pea
Mahina Pea

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>>9271469
I'm putting out an all points bulletin, we've got a fucking mass murder waiting to happen until this fucker's dealt with!

>"Priority one to all Kalos agents - do not wear your uniforms. Someone bombed the Regional rehab center and is confirmed at large. Use EXTREME caution, the assailant's team is unknown.

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>>9271462
>"Affirmative. We've got a situation in Kalos right now, you may want to stay in Alola until it's dealt with. We'll cover the cost."

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>>9271410
>>9271391
Come on, Tiff! You can do it! Fire Fang!

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>>9271491
>I'm legit not sure if batman is there rn sooooooo. Might be your funeral.
>Anyway you do look a bit suspicious.
>Rolling for if anyone recognizes bomberman.
>>9271546
>>9271563
>"Thank you, sir. The people in Iki Town will let us use a few of their buildings if we pay to renovate them. I'll stay here then. I can put some money toward it if you need?"

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>>9271462
>"Admin Sebastian here, got you."
>"Send the details by mail, dealing with a critical situation in Kalos currently"

>>9271546
>"Addendum: collaborate with the Kalosian police whenever possible, as they are on the case as well."

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>>9271585
Did he fall asleep? I mean it's more boring than most of my fights but geeeez.

>>9271439
>nothing interesting was found as buzzwole got odds
>though Buzzwole liked the walk anyway because I still have no clue what I plan on even doing with this character or anything at all

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>>9271410
>Firecat: take a quick breath
Three more shots, come on Tiff!
>>9271585
>Tiffany used Fire Fang!

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>>9271465
>>9271519
>Poor Sun is crying so hard it's making him sick
>Roll to see if he can keep down today's food

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>>9271647
>Cat must be shaking, that was a miss.
Two. I gave you an extra to be nice.
-2 4 Atk Forretress Rapid Spin vs. 0 HP / 0 Def Torracat: 6-8 (9.6 - 12.9%) -- possible 8HKO

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>>9271665
>Tiffany dodged the attack!
I WON'T MISS AGAIN!
>Tiffany used Fire Fang!
53 Atk Torracat Fire Fang vs. 252 HP / 252+ Def Forretress: 28-36 (24.1 - 31%) -- 0% chance to 4HKO after Leftovers recovery

>>9271602
>Bomberman heads around the back of the house.
>Magmortar and Minior go out.
>Magmortar uses Flamethrower, second to last.
>Minior uses Explosion!

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>>9271491
>Doorbell: go off.
...Uh.
Shit.
>Answer the door
>Or don't answer the door.
>This is the question.

>Fucking climb out a window out back and skedaddle

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>>9271657
...Well that's... Ew.
You're lucky that bat loves you so much. Anyone else would be disgusted by you right now. I mean. If it weren't for the fact that they all already hate you.

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>>9271677
>I'm gonna be merciful and say cat bonked his head instead of getting an instaKO.
>Get dubs next turn, man, make it anime.
Come ooooon. That's one. Impress me.
>Forretress uses Spikes again.

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>>9271677
>Firecat: accidentally bite your own tongue
>Firecat: EXTREME PAIN
>>9271737
GRAAAAAA!
>Tiffany used Fire Fang!

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>>9271700
>Oh fuck you got it.
>The house is on fire and the back is blown out.
>Rolling for police response time with last number, this'll only be for posts you make.
>Also for the sake of fairness I'll say 0=5.
>If dubs, a random trainer will jump in.
>Dubfail and the police are distracted with something else
>>9271731
>SORRY JOE.

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>>9271753
>Miss.
Sorry, dude.
>For sake of fairness I'll say dubfail means Forretress couldn't explode and wastes the turn.
-2 4 Atk Forretress Explosion vs. 0 HP / 0 Def Torracat: 68-81 (109.6 - 130.6%) -- guaranteed OHKO

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>>9271817
>BOOM
>SMOL PANIC!
Tiff!! Tiff, please be okay, please!
>Recall catto
Joyeuse, you're up!

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>>9271732
>A hate filled glare is given from Sun's spot curled up on the floor
>He reaches back to his belt, grabs a ball, and clicks the button
N-n-Nebby?

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>>9271865
OUI!
i shall bring you to victory dame anna
>he take damage from two sets of spikes
ow

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>>9271865
>Firecat: PAIN
Owwwww

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>>9271865
Sorry, guys.
>>9271887
>Forretress is KOed.
>Vullaby LV20 is sent out.
>Vullaby uses Knock Off.
156 Atk Vullaby Knock Off (97.5 BP) vs. 0 HP / 36 Def Eviolite Honedge: 24-30 (38 - 47.6%) -- 12.1% chance to 2HKO after 2 layers of Spikes

>>9271774
>Bomberanon heads inside.
>Magmortar sets the house ablaze with last number.
>Roll for intensity?

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>>9271880
Yes, yes, go ahead and kill me. You'll rip through my pile of bats easily. The price of being dedicated to a theme, you see.

You can kill me if you want. But it won't make you clean. And nothing will ever bring Moon back.

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>>9271960
>>9271887
Joyeuse! Use Swords Dance!
>Anna: panic internally
You can do it, please! I know you can!

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>>9271977
>Dubfail.
>2 damn cold.
>The house is plenty on fire tho.
>3/4 posts until coppers show up.

>>9271977
(Dude holy shit how, the dice hate you)

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>>9271994
in a heartbeat dame anna
>swords dance done

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>>9271994
>>9272021
>Sord: Danced.
...Vullaby, Knock Off again.
156 Atk Vullaby Knock Off (97.5 BP) vs. 0 HP / 36 Def Eviolite Honedge: 24-30 (38 - 47.6%) -- 12.1% chance to 2HKO after 2 layers of Spikes

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>>9272062
bonk
>sord ko'd

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>>9272078
Joyeuse! Oh, Joyeuse... that was really brave. Get some rest, okay?
>>9272062
>Sniffle a bit.
Well, mister, you won. That was a good battle.
>Look up and try to muster a smile, and hand over spare change prize money.

>>9272008
(Be nice.)
>>9272004
Fucking bullshit!
>Magmortar uses flamethrower again.

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>>9271992
>There's a visible flinch from Sun
I'm not... you aren't gonna die.
>A glance back at Nebby, a silent discussion done psychically
>Nebby steps forward, eyes glowing brightly with psychic energy
>Roll for how cleanly the Lunatic's tongue is ripped out

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>>9272078
Sorry, bud.
>>9272129
Uh, don't worry about it, kiddo.
>33 hands over a wad of bills, last three numbers and two revives.
Keep practicing, alright? I have a lot more experience than you do.

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>>9272164
>the lunalatic's mouth fills with blood
>color drains from his face
>if he's not dead, then he's at least very badly wounded and maimed beyond repair
Iffwash forff ifh fhor sshance tah shphee hem...


>plonk goes the cultist

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>>9272170
>Anna's confused for a few moments, and then her face lights up.
Thank you, mister! You're the best!
We'll keep practicing, I promise!
>Anna bounces off to set up her little tent, Revive the duo, and help them get all cleaned up after a hard-fought Battle.
>( Gotta run yo, Anna's out for the night)

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>>9272241
Take care, impress me when we meet again.
>33: Head off to the Battle Chateau.

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>>9272134
(Sorry.)
>The house is engulfed in more flames.
>This is going to attract attention.
>2/4.
>Rolling for anyone to investigate.

>>9272316
>Bomberman: Exit, satisfied with your work.
>Read: Fuckin' run.

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>>9272241
>sord gets back up cheerful as usuall
well
i might have lost but there is always a next time

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>>9272358
>And you're out of there before the firecrew arrives.
>Rolling if anyone was able to get bomberman's face, unless he's wearing a mask or helmet than ignore me.
>All done GMing here I think.
>Berg: Check out Poni Island.

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>wake up
>you're a pokemon now
How hard would it be to try and be recognized as an actual person instead of just another animal?

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>>9272226
>Silly, you don't get to die today
>Nebby closes off the veins in the torn remnants of the Lunatic's tongue before tossing him on his back
>La-liona on out if there
>Evens Altar of the Sunne, Odds Lake of the Sunne

>>9272415
(Why is Sun being so edgy and sadistic? This is OOC af.)

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>>9272415
>smoochbug is there too following sun around and was on nebby's back

>>9272427
(probably has something to do with being stalked, raped, and having a weird dude in a mask repeat fucked up shit from his childhood to him while talking about getting covered in grape flavored cum)

>>9272427
(All of Skitter's characters do edgy shit.)

>>9272455
(Haha. No. They don't. But most have edgy bloody edits of them. Which I like tbqh.)

>>9272397
(That was fun.)
>Bomberman: Go home to plan.

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>>9272241
>Firecat: be angry
I lost.
Arceus d-GAH!
>Heavy breathing
...Tomorrow, we need to train, and train a lot. Like, all day, hunt down Pokemon in the area, knock them out, get stronger.

>>9272455
(its more of a thing where Skits gets way, way too creative and specific when his characters gets violent)

>>9272427
(It's basically what this anon said. >>9272448 )
(There's only a certain point someone can be pushed to before they snap.)
(Also, ripping out the tongue is the only thing he's going to do to him. He's not going to torture him, he just wants him to be quiet.)
>>9272455
(Name one edgy thing Spark has done)

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>>9272635
mademoiselle
don't be angry, it doesn't suit your pretty face
but indeed tomorrow we shall train our hardest to keep each other safe

>>9272639
(It's.. kinda edgy and sadistic. Considering there's plenty of other non-bodypart-tearing-off methods of doing that.)

>>9272765
( Cultist has been using Sun's mom and dead sister as cudgels against him, he's in a great deal on pain, and he's being stalked and sexually assaulted at every turn. So basically, what >>9272448 said)

>>9272765
(What part of "there's only a certain point someone can be pushed to before they snap" do you not get? Of course he's going to be edgy and sadistic, he just snapped.

Watch out, we now have a psycho Sun with an angry metal lion on the loose.)

>>9272819
>>9272821
(I can read. I still think Skitts has an issue of going for drastic measures way too fast. It's kind of off putting OOC as well, combined with the general bloodlust everyones been showing lately. It's starting to worry me a little bit.)

>>9272765
(He was pushed way past the point of breaking, in a lot of pain, and not thinking clearly. I couldn't really see him sitting there like "what's the least painful way I could do this?", he was just gonna tell Nebby to do the first thing that came to his mind.)
(I see your point though. I don't really see him doing anything violent in the future, but I'll tone it down if it does happen.)
(Fucking connect errors, to be continued)

>>9272924
>>9272765
>>9272821
(That's not what I meant. It was a momentary flash of anger, he's not going to be like that all the time, and I honestly doubt he'll get pushed that far again.)
>>9272878
(Like I said, I'll tone it down if it happens again, although I honestly doubt it will.)

>>9272878
(Honestly, looking at it, it's OOC as in "OOC is serious business", not OOC as in "This character in this situation would never, ever, EVER do this". Yes, this is not normal for Sun, but in the vein of "this is not normal because the situation he's in is also not normal". Cool your jets and take a look at the situation.)

>>9272924
>>9272937
(Alright, alright, I got you.)

>>9272975
(I meant OOC as in, you know. Meatspace.)

>>9273027
(...No, I don't know. You lost me.)

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>roll to successfully steal The fridge from the Radio stations Break room Via an ultra space portal

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Real tongue twister moment here.

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>>9273085
>buzz's aim was off by a little bit, he got a chair instead

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>>9273027
the correct term is meat dimension get it right

>>9273068
(Sorry.)

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>>9273085
>>9273109
...Buzz?

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>Try to contact the other admins
>"Should we reveal that we got hit? I don't want to try to conceal it, but I don't want to encourage copycat attacks, either."

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Ohhhhh Cannelle~
>Let's see what Barbaracle is up to

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Alright I have a list right now.
Things that should be burning: Siebold's ass, shitty E4 challengers.
Things that shouldn't: Shit in Snowbelle.
What the fuck are people doing to Kalos?

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>>9273224
>"Talk with the Kalosian police to keep it in the down low, push the narrative that the radio call was an hoax"

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>>9273241
The only burning that should be happening to my ass is the burning feeling of be- ahem. What is this about Snowbelle?

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>>9273257
>"Affirmative. I'll ask them to keep the identities of the targets hushed for right now."
>Call Kalosian authorities if possible, request that the ID of the place attacked not be included in the press release.

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>>9273211
>ultra space portal opens
>a Buzzwole hand gives the mole a flower

>though on another Note, Buzzswoles rock clearing in ultra space now has: a couch, the chair from the break room, a portable DVD player, Various wrestling DVD's, his tea set and various random and mostly useless junk

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>>9273291
I took today off to get some battling in at the Battle Chateau and now I have to go answer a fire call at Snowbelle.
Woo, some asshole's house got torched, fantastic. I'm not an insurance agent and fuck not a fireman. What do these fuckers want?

>>9273348
Has to do with Catalyst, they're attracting terrorists.

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>>9273312
>"Also have to get the sanctuary back to normality in a hurry"
>Call the Kalos branch, arrange urgent repairs

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>>9273315
Thanks Buzz!
>Forget about the chair, get that flower planted

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>>9273348
Why would I know, mon Cher? Perhaps they need an ID on a fire type. Or knowledge on how to burn spaghetti. Both are your areas of expertise, it's hard to tell.

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>>9273348
...Snowbelle?
>Berg: Hurry the fuck back home.

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>>9273400
>"People are asking questions. We need to step in and affect the narrative before people blame us for being attacked."

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>>9273373
Terrorists? In MY Kalos?
It's Catalyst, huh. Gotta take an active role then. Tell the league Catalyst might be a bad idea to let in here.
>>9273424
Yeah, I guess. Obvious Magmortar burns here.
Hey, I might be a bad cook but I'm a good fighter.

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>>9273436
>"I hate having to outright lie, and I'm getting news that something went on fire at Snowbelle"

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>>9273432
>Arrive to smoldering remains of home.
Fuck.
>Message Admin.
>"Uh. My house is gone. Burnt up, vamoose. I guess I gotta get my insurance stuff done. Hah."

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>>9273461
I would hope so, or I would begin to question your place within the League. Have you managed to burn ramen yet?

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>>9273468
>"I just cross-referenced employee addresses with the hit. It's one of our men, and it's being reported as arson."
>"We need to fucking act. Now. Try to get a conference with local authorities and League officers."

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>>9273461
>Beep beep
>You got mail
>"I wish to discuss the recent event in Kalos in a more private channel"
>"Sebastian B., Catalyst Admin"

>>9273492
>"Oh fucking hell"
>"This is the worst case scenario"

>>9273541
(Continuing, due to le connection error)
>>9273492
>"I'm so sorry, Berg. You have my condolences - we suspect this was the same person who just attacked our sanctuary in the Region. We can cover hotel costs while the insurance is pending. If you want a transfer to a safer Region or a more guarded position, just ask. Again, you have our condolences."

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>>9273524
Not yet, prelubed. Hoping I can soon.
Hold on, gotta play newscaster late today, heat up the holo casters.
>Cl-
Oh?
>Broadcast denied.
>>9273554
>"Hello Mr. Sebastian. I suppose I can. Where am I meeting you?"

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>>9273524
Can someone truly be that bad at cooking?
that would be legendary levels of bad cooking to burn ramen

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>>9273554
>>9273579
>"I'll be fine. Gotta... See what I can dig out. Thanks."
>Berg: Avoid considering suicide and get two weeks notice ready for Wulfric.

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>>9273541
>"Contacting the Kalosian E4 as we speak"

>>9273583
>"Hello Ms. Malva, the meeting will be through a private conference call between the Kalosian E4 and Catalyst leadership, beginning soon."

>>9273524
>Beep beep
>Same message as Malva

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>>9273602
Malva is legendary levels of bad cooking, mon Cher.
The E4 has horror stories, and I, personally, have had several nightmares from her attempt at food.
>>9273583
At least I get laid.
Ah, well, if you need someone to poke more fun at you I shall still be here.
Unless I find where Cannelle went, in which case don't expect to see me for a day or two.

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>>9273622
>"Everything John said is true, but I wish to preemptively add that no connections between the arson and Catalyst were made"

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>>9273673
>fuk u auto update
>Sigh
>"I suppose I can stop my... activities... for this call."

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>>9273685
that...
Doesn't sound good
At all
I know i'm not a master chef but at least i know some basic cooking and know enough to make decent food

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>>9273673
>"Well alright. Interesting day so far."
>>9273685
You're gonna get laaaaaaaid? Siebold, you naughty dog. What is this the hundredth time this month?

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>Everyone online should have received the invitations
>Conference call: begin

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>>9273763
Are we counting by individuals or by sexual encounters total?
>>9273780
>Siiiiiiigh
>Join in the call

>>9273780
>Lurkan.
>>9273811
Total, silly.
-Malva, still needing more images

>>9273838
>Stolen uniform: check.
>Cops: kinda everywhere.

>>9273861
>That doesn't make any sense, though?
>I was implying more from somewhere that wouldn't be a Plasma hotspot.
>ugh im gonna delet and rethink this since i didnt word that well

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>Buzzwole is sitting alone in his clearing going through his piles of random junk
>mostly just magazines and stuff of those housing decorating variety
>busy making a mental list of the type he wants to acquire for his collection of normalspace stuff

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>>9273811
>>9273851
>"Good afternoon, I'm calling you because of recent event regarding Catalyst"
>"As we know, Catalyst's rehabilitation center in Kalos got bombed, and an employee's house was burned in Snowbelle"

>>9273915
>>9273811
>>9273851
>Continued due to connection errors
>"We wish to snip any panic of further attacks against Catalyst in the bud, to let the authorities apprehend the perpetrators"

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>>9273780
>Get in the call.
>Drink coffee.
>Gonna be a long night.

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>>9273851
Ah, well, in that case, yes. I had several "free" weekends.
... that reminds me, I need to restock my condom store before I run out.
>>9273915
>>9273936
>"... there was a bombing? This is news to me, I have been in my room all day."

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>>9273915
>>9273936
>>9273944
>"Right, right. I see you guys are trying to do the right thing. Let the E4 and police handle the justice dealing, alright?"
>>9273968
Lewd, not on call, dude.

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>Bomberanon: Start avafagging.
Hey, what's the best way to get my hands on a Blaziken or Houndoom? I need to even my team out.

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>>9274004
go to breeders my dude

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>>9273984
>"Understood. We can have our people take observe and report protocols, as we've already given standing orders not to wear uniforms in the Region."

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>>9274011
Thanks my cool dude. You know anywhere to get a Key Stone fairly cheaply?

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>>9274044
uh no dude
dont go for the cheap shit
thats how you get your pokemon stuck halfway between mega and non mega

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>>9273968
"Indeed, in coastal Kalos. No deaths, but many injured"

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>>9273984
"Got it. Employees have been already instructed to collaborate with the Kalosian authorities, and to avoid drawing unwanted attention to themselves by not wearing Catalyst uniforms in Kalos"

>>9274061
tell me you're joking about that.

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>>9274061
Ah, shit. Gotcha, wouldn't want that.
Thanks, dude.
>Rolling...

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>>9274089
yeah dude im kidding
but you can seriously fuck up your mons if you get cheap ass shit
things not changing properly and whatnot
might get like
a garchomp whos left fin doesnt fucking form back right
>>9274098
no probs

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>>9274016
>>9274070
>>9274076
>"Alright. Keep the uniforms off. I'll see what I can do about your assailant. If this kinda crud keeps up the league might ask about ceasing operation in Kalos. Can't have things catching on fire every day."
>>9274119
Hey, lil D. When you gonna come kick my butt for that champzone?

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>>9274070
>"I see... Well, I assume we won't have any issues as long as you let us do our job, correct?"
>>9273984
Ah, oui, I suppose that conversation can wait.

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>>9274098
(I should mention OOC this was a roll for getting muns not getting a mega ring.)
>Bomberanon: Do some training at the Battle Chateau for fun and profit.
Let's see... Even out the team. Get three more pokes... Gotta call up Uncle Irving about a favor...

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>>9274154
uh fucking
after i steam roll the rest of hoenn
and then finish sinnoh and unova
no skipping regions allowed man

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>>9274163
>"Exactly. All I ask is for the media to not cause unnecessary panic"

>>9274154
>"I...what? I really hope it's a single case, relocating operations to nearby regions would be a logistical and economical nightmare, especially for a NGO dedicated to the rehabilitation and rights of pokemon"

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>>9274228
Hurry up then.
>>9274272
>"Gotcha. I'm the big media here so I'll talk to some friends about suppressing stuff, alrighty? Bam. Saved your butt."
>Fiddle through the ashes.
>Rolling to pick any clues up.