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Previous Thread :>>9254630
why are all the thread questions boring lately
>>9262099
Because no one suggests good prompts so we repeat the same questions
>>9261983
Yeah, sure thing buddy.
Ignore the fact that I've already been to Kalos, even if it was only for about an hour.
>>9261998
Sounds cool.
Maybe you could make me a new scarf, the one I have now is kinda old and torn.
Whereabouts in Kalos are you then?
>>9262092
Never really cared much for them myself. People seem to make such a fuss over them, is there something particularly special about them that I don't know about?
>>9261990
I'm on the case!
Hey Lunala! Can I have a rag with your cum on it!?!?
>>9262113
i'm in dendemille town the shop isn't open yet and i don't have a name for it yet
>>9262158
Um... I don't think it's healthy to be that obsessed with Lunala...
>>9262023
Somebody must have thrown it on you, Tiff! Let's get you clean, okay?
>>9262063
Joyeuse, can you keep watch or wake Daddy up?
>Firecat: maximum overpanic
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>9262262
You're making yourself look a freak. Keep acting like that and you won't have a trainer for very long.
>>9262262
>Loud screaming
>Lots of noise
>A Jolteon, a Jellicent, and a jerk with bleary eyes come running to investigate
>>9262254
i'll try to wake him up
>tries to wake up ollie
>>9262262
m-mademoiselle...
>>9262356
THE MALAMAR IS BACK, I DONT KNOW HOW BUT IT IS, IT'S INK IS ON ME!
I NEED TO RUN!
>>9262191
Alright, I'll make my way there in a bit.
I just need to drop some things off in a safe place.
>77: store the Snag Machine in his locker, grab rifle and tranquillizer rounds just in case.
>Out comes Hypno.
I need you to teleport me to some place called Dendemille Town in Kalos.
>Roll to see how close to the shop 77 gets teleported.
>>9262379
>>9262390
>Very fast firecat running at hihg speeds down the hall
>>9262399
You may be okay with getting yourself killed, but you aren't the only one you're putting in danger. Solgaleo already destroyed Skarmory's wings, who else is going to get hurt because of your stupid actions?
>>9262414
>he notices the fire cat runing away
mademoiselle please wait
>>9262245
Don't tell me how to worship my Lord you ungrateful blasphemer.
>>9262414
You're not running away are you? You're going looking for the Psychic, you want him, you want him to own you, to make you his bitch, to fill you with unimaginable pleasure and make you scream his name...
>>9262414
>Ollie: bowled over.
What the hell!?
What's going on?
>>9262399
>I hope you're all as entertained as this shit as I am.
>77 is teleported to the Frost Cavern.
>>9262191
So uh...I'm in a really cold cave, snow and ice everywhere.
Am I close to Dendemille?
>>9262438
Blah blah, look buddy, that fucking Solgaleo will die if I get my way for what it did to Skarms.
Also to be fair it's not like Skarms won't ever be able to fly again, that shit can be healed.
It'll take a long time yeah, but still.
>Firecat: internally screaming
>>9262453
NO! NOT HIM, NEVER HIM!
>>9262457
IM RUNNING WITH THEM, WE'RE NOT STRONG ENOUGH YET!
>Firecat: externally screaming
>>9262440
WE NEED TO RUN!
>>9262487
PSYCHIC DUMPED INK ON ME, HE'S BACK, HE'S BAAAACK!
>>9262511
Tiff, Tiff, it's okay!
There's no Psychics here!
Daddy and his team are here, I'm here, Joyeuse is here!
You're safe!
>>9262446
Ooookay. I mean... you can't really stop me from blaspheming Lunala, but ooookay, whatever you say!
>Last two numbers is how long it takes Sun to get to the coast
>Dubs odds he ends up at the Altar of the Moone instead, dubs evens the Altar of the Sunne
>>9262511
mademoiselle
you are safe with us
i said i would protect you with this corporeal body
even if it is destroyed
>>9262551
>shelmet is following sun
>the smell is not enjoyable but he know that it isn't sun's fault
>>9262510
uhh
i don't think so where are you?
>>9262092
I mean, they're cute but why is only one able to become a ghost? Prejudice. That's why. It's the Water-type agenda.
>>9262658
Technically all of them can become ghosts, it's just that most of them can't become ghosts without dying
>>9262545
>>9262571
IT'S NOT OKAY, NO ONE IS SAFE RIGHT NOW, HOW DO I KNOW HE HASN'T GOTTEN TO YOU ALREADY!?
>>9262510
If you get your way? You won't. You're too much of a fool for that to ever happen. 33 is already injured because of one of your stupid plans.
>>9262676
EXACTLY. Do you know how much of a bitch it is to just RNG it until you get to turn that shitty turtwig into a pumpkaboo or something? Frankly, I'm offended by this civil injustice.
(Stop with the anxietyanon shit for fucks sake. Its fucking cancer.)
>>9262696
well
if you think so
attack me
that is the easiest way for you to believe me
>joyeuse stops infrot of tiff, blocks her path and leaves himself open
>>9262615
>77 checks the map on his PDA.
Uh...says I'm north of Dendemille.
I'll find my own way down, don't worry.
>77: attempt to find your way to Dendemille using your PDA.
>>9262708
The only reason it went wrong is because I thought I could easily get the Malamar after the girl passed out, I didn't expect all the weird bullshit after that.
Using the my rifle was a mistake though, I'll give you that.
>>9262696
>Ollie: look over at glitchy translator, and take a deep breath.
Tiff... You've seen something pretty terrible, haven't you?
>>9262762
okay
be careful sir...
you didn't say your name
>>9262158
...I just paid 5500P for someone to yell at a bat.
>>9262790
>You know I honestly never bothered thinking up a name for 77 until now. When I started I kind of just wanted him to be reconguy 2.
>77's come so far, it brings a tear to my eye.
Uh...my name's Connor.
What's yours?
>77 walks into Dendemille.
Also, look out for a guy in white armor with a red scarf, that's me.
>>9262092
Uhm... we're all right, I guess? I dunno.
>Halp
>Chespin and Mutekip are going to fade into obscurity because they're stuck in hotel limbo
>>9262902
alright
connor right?
i'll keep an eye for someone with those descriptions
well keep an eye for a bisharp
>>9262961
>mudkip agree
"you are cool chespin"
>>9262854
Yeah, that's kinda silly! I could've let you have my shirt if you asked!
>>9262854
Don't worry I'll get that rag for you or die trying.
>>9262992
Will do.
>77: attempt to spot the knifewife with your binoculars.
I am a master of reconnaissance, don't worry.
>>9262753
>Firecat: heavy breathing
If we get away, he can't reach us! We need to run!
>>9262787
Yes! I know what I'm talking about! WE NEED TO RUN!
>>9263015
So you admit you smell like the Lord's cum rag?
>>9263099
They're lying to you, trying to get you to stay, so HE can come...
>>9263015
>>9263145
hello
are you said connor guy?
>adri waves
>>9263013
>Chespin nods, smiling softly.
You're cool too.
>But no seriously, Rob, if you're here, please say something/do something
>>9263099
okay
i'll trust you then
it must be something that is stressing you alot
but who is he?
>>9263191
(Hey, a different character here. I can see about getting you out of your purgatory when I get home.)
>>9263191
>mutekip giggles
>or at least it attempst to giggle, no noise come here
"thank you
>>9263182
Um... sorry, I think you replied to the wrong guy!
>>9263126
N-no? I'm saying my ruined shirt is probably the closest he'll get, stop twisting my words all the time!
>>9263182
Yeah that's me.
Nice to meet you, although I don't think I got your name.
>>9263191
>>9263225
(I'd also be able to help, if you want.)
>>9262854
Heh heh, nice.
>Slurp up the last few bottles of grape "soda"
>>9263238
You're welcome.
>>9263225
>>9263284
(All right. ...Uh, note for when/if you do, you should probably do it in a way that does it against Chespin and Luca's will, since while they're in purgatory... Chespin at the very least is happy in this position, and I believe Luca to be as well. ...Also, don't kill Rob.)
>>9263298
gask did you drink all of those?
i didn't like them that much but at least someone liked it
it was there for a while now
>>9263330
(I was thinking of something along the lines of 77 visits wherever you two are for whatever reason, the metal bird starts freaking out and going for the starter pair, scaring them away?)
(Maybe attack some of the people in the building or something and yeah, I'll leave Rob alone.)
(I might wait for the other guy to get back though.)
>>9263208
I'LL EXPLAIN LATER, EVERYONE, GRAB WHAT YOU NEED, AND FOLLOW ME!
>Firecat: wait at the end of the hall, next to the door, still in full fight-or-flight
>>9263442
(Hmm... thinking about it, that's probably not permanent enough to get them out of purgatory unless the metal birb ends up chasing them all the way out of Lumiose. Otherwise they'd probably just end up journeying back to the hotel to reunite with Rob, and... well, they're back in hotel purgatory)
(But other than that, sounds good to me)
>>9263568
Oh, Tiff? Here's a thought... perhaps your paranoia here isn't your own.
Perhaps it's the Psychic, attempting to lead you and all of your friends into a trap~
>>9263330
>mutekip smiles and has a glad face in his eyes
>>9263442
(i'm fine with it too, i can roll with you guys are planning))
>>9263669
(Can you bug some other characters like 77 or mutekip? Jesus fuck.)
>>9263687
(Morning him, but Croags downs the want those kind of anons)
>>9263700
(ENGLISH MOTHER FUCKER, DO YOU SPEAK IT!?)
>>9263568
Calm the hell down, we've got this.
>Ollie's full team is out in the hall - a Nidoking, a Jolteon and a Frillish.
>The Nidoking looks at Tiff.
"What is the crisis? I can handle it."
>>9263687
Can you stop whining for five minutes? Is this physically possible for you?
>>9263700
(Literally anyone besides fucking Tiff and Sun. 77, Chespin 33, threre are other characters in this thread.)
>>9263669
NO! I KNOW WHAT HE FEELS LIKE IN MY HEAD, YOU'RE JUST ME!
>>9263722
PSYCHIC, SOMETHING TELEPORTED MALAMAR INK ALL OVER ME! WE DON'T KNOW WHERE IT IS, BUT IT HAS TO BE CLOSE TO DO THAT, RIGHT!?
>>9263732
(33 isn't in thread right now and Sun hasn't even gotten any anxiety anons this thread)
(There isn't really much to bug Chespin about, and 77 doesn't even really react.)
(I agree that people should lay off of Tiff for a bit though, she's already in the middle of a freak out.)
>>9263649
(Considering Skarms is a shadowmon, I think that it could definitely chase them all the way out of Lumiose.)
(I'll try and think up a reason for why you two wouldn't just try and go back afterwards though, or maybe you do and Rob's just not there anymore?)
(Really it's up to you two, I'm just trying to help.)
>>9263732
(He's tried to bother 77, but 77 doesn't give a shit for the most part.)
(He's welcome to keep trying if he wants though.)
>>9263754
>The Nidoking nods.
"Probably asshole neighbor with Abra. Nothing to fear."
>The Jolteon chimes in.
"We've taken down worse, we can take whatever pranked you down, just don't run randomly, that gets teammates hurt."
>Ollie cracks his knuckles.
Everybody, chill.
>>9263284
my name is adri nice to meet you too connor
>>9263754
Tiff, it's okay! There's no Psychics here.
Nobody's gonna hurt you, I promise.
It's okay, it's okay, Just try to relax...
>>9263851
>Firecat: heavy breathing
HOW DID THEY GET MALAMAR INK THEN!?
HOW CAN YOU FIGHT A PSYCHIC WHEN YOU'RE WEAK TO IT!?
>>9263873
THEN WHY AM I COVERED IN INK!?
>Firecat: start backing up in fear
>Eyes wide, hackles raised, tail puffed up, the whole works
>>9263906
i don't know why are you covered in ink
>>9263906
>roll to cover in human blood
>>9263861
Nice to meet you too.
This is a nice little town, how long have you been living here?
>>9263990
well
i was born here
but had to move away for some time
and i'm finally got back home yesterday
>>9263906
>Anna's confused and afraid.
>Small child: freak out, grab stuff, do nothing of use.
>>9263358
Heh heh there are one or two bottles left.
I like them heh, they taste like grape and goo.
>>9263906
>Ollie: officially out of options.
>Grab one of Anna's pokeballs and pray to Palkia for some clue as to how to calm the catte.
>>9263802
(Sounds good to me, honestly. Although I'm really hesitant to just say Rob isn't there, because of the same reason I don't want to kill him, and tangentially, pretty much the reason this is a purgatory in the first place- he doesn't belong to either me or Luca's RPer, so we can't really say he's doing anything except working on something in the hotel room, since that's the last thing he ever did before seemingly disappearing)
>>9263791
(Yeah... pretty much. Chespin might have a few issues with abandonment at this point, but... yeah, Chespin and Luca really don't have much for anxiety anons to prey upon. ...They simply don't have anxiety.)
>>9264055
>Dubsfail
>You caught Palkia off guard - he panics
uh uhhhh fuck fuck fampai why you gotta do this now, shit.
>He grabs a bucket of Malamar ink and shows up
sup.
>>9264018
well...
do you think is it better then my goo?
>goo baby is a bit worried
>>9264104
>Firecat: MAXIMUM PANIC
PALKIA WHO WHAT WHY WHEN HOW WHAT HOW OH ARCUES GET AWAY
>Firecat: scramble the fuck away towards the door.
>>9264104
OH MY GOD WHAT IS GOING ON!?
WHO ARE YOU, I'M CONFUSED?
>>9264104
>Ollie's jaw drops.
>Down on one knee.
Palkia... er, was the Malamar ink prank you?
>>9264166
>>9264104
who are you monsieur
was it you who were bothering mademoiselle tiff
unforgivable
>angry sord
>>9264166
mademoiselle
>she scramble away before he says anything
w-wait
>>9264166
famalasada, chill. how are those even questions, im literally everywhere.
anyway, no malamars here, just me, calm down man.
>space powers: go. pin her to the floor.
>>9264187
sup minymalasada. im palkia, the god of space. otherwise known as "that guy your dad has an alter to"
>>9264206
yeah, got kinda bored. thought id see what happened.
>Telepathy: go
>"nah it wasnt me, heard you needed help though so. im ok with being the cats scapegoat for now."
>>9264241
yeah it was me. sometimes the god of space gets bored.
>>9264008
I kinda wish I could just move out of Orre and live in a nice little town like this.
So I take it you went travelling around, right?
Visit anywhere interesting?
Oh also, say hello to Skarms.
>77: let out the metal bird.
>Skarms: give Adri a greeting screech.
>>9264084
(Yeah, I assumed as much. If one of you two played him there wouldn't even be a problem.)
(From what little I've seen Rob posts very irregularly and not consistently, so maybe his rper gets dragged away a lot.)
>>9264284
>Firecat: slowly kinda calm down and accept death
So you're here to torture me.
Ok.
>>9264284
>angry sord noises
that was rude monsieur
>>9264320
non, non
it over now
calm down mademoiselle
>>9264284
>Anna: awestruck gasp
>Speechless
>>9264320
>tear eyes away from awe-inspiring Legendary for just long enough yo see glitchy translator
P-Please, don't bully Tiff anymore...
>anna gets to meet a fucking legendary
nice to know this is buizel 2.0 fucking sue ass bullshit
>>9264287
well
i was in orre not long ago
i did meet a nice guy that i even ended up dating
but he dissapeared all of the suddend
>>9264380
(Yeah this is fucking dumb.)
>>9264380
(Palkia shitposts online on a regular basis and you have a problem with him showing up when someone calls?)
>>9264380
(Why are you surprised Skitts would do this?)
>>9264380
(oh yeah anon, complain, complain more, harder hnnnnnngggggggggggggg)
>>9264284
>Thinking: "My lord, I am in your debt, thank you so much. Anything you want of me, just ask."
I... may have a bit lax in my devotions, I promise I will renew my efforts. I beg, mighty Palkia, that you not prank young Anna and her companions with Malamar ink again.
>>9264287
(Yeah, p much. And I don't have anything against his RPer for that. It's just that I'm not really a fan of the situation it put my character in- Chespin and Luca went from being in one purgatory to basically being in another. Hence me wanting to do this in the first place.)
>>9264320
yeah definitely, i told you to calm down so i could torture you. makes perfect sense. :/
last guy i tortured had it coming, i was just dicking around with you.
>>9264338
ok. im a trickster, not a nanny.
>>9264340
yeah fine. she wasnt that fun to tease anyway. i prefer screams to be from torture or pleasure, thanks.
>>9264380
>>9264427
>>9264407
(Every character and their mother has met Palkia. It's not even special at this point.)
(I honestly couldn't think of a better way to calm Tiff down than giving her a scapegoat, otherwise Palkia would've gone for that.)
>>9264422
(This. Palkia will show up anytime someone mentions him and sometimes he'll show up even if you don't.)
>>9264447
aight, got it.
problem explained, theres no malamar.
now if youll excuse me i got butts to go poke.
god this is a cluster
im out
>>9264463
...Ok
>Firecat: be like 90% sure this is all some Psychic's trick dream thing and just play along
>>9264515
(We all know you'll never leave hateboner.)
>>9264515
Yeah, cluster-fuck you too
>>9264515
(Alright, post your characters then.)
>>9264515
no THIS is a cluster
>>9264565
Unf.
>>9264154
Heh heh, not at all.
But you could use sone grape flavoring heh.
>Hand last bottles to Nirie
>>9264380
(Calm your tits)
sup guys
who wants to make bets
first one
how long until dad actually fucks his robots
>>9264635
Too late man, he's already done it
>>9264463
Um... okay...
>Be still confused but at least the crisis is over
>>9264525
Tiff? Are you okay now?
Maybe we should go outside?
>>9264652
well shit
alright
how many barbaracle dicks can siebold fit in his ass
>>9264383
(Sorry, had to take a call.)
Huh, that's interesting, what parts of Orre have you seen?
Also, do you remember the guy's name?
One of my buddies ended up disappearing not too long ago.
His name was Rodger, he just kind of stopped reporting back one day and nobody has heard from him since.
>>9264461
(Yeah, shit happens. Luckily 77 isn't going to involved in plot for a few days so he has time to help you get out of purgatory.)
>>9264665
Two at once, bro, plus, like, one down the throat.
That's my bet.
>>9264720
alright cool
im betting like
two in the mouth and two up the ass
maybe three if theyre small
just gotta wait for some sneaky rotom to release the vid
>>9264664
Yes, let's go.
>Firecat: stare at Palkia and walk out after getting released
>Firecat: mutter to self
Where does this dream end... I should have woken up by now!
>>9264686
yes that was his name
i'm really sad i never saw him again
>>9264686
>Beep.
>"77. Anything cool going on?"
>>9264789
>Anna: be still stunned.
Umm... okay.
I'm kinda scared, Tiff. Everything's so confusing.
>Find a bench to sit down on.
>>9264828
>Firecat: sit with Anna and be glad things are peaceful right now, even if this is probably all a dream and in reality tentacles are going places they shouldn't.
I know.
...Do you think anything we just saw was real?
Do you know if you're real?
Or if I am?
I feel like I'm in some twisted nightmare, Anna, things don't make sense, why would the god of space just... do all of that!?
>>9264665
I'm surprised barbaracles have dicks
hey im back from the future
>>9265000
is gonna be us
>>9264873
(oh boy, time for an anatomy lesson!)
(Skitts, take the wheel!)
>>9264873
Barnacles have
[M A G N U M D O N G S]
>>9264811
Well shit, I knew that guy. He was alright.
>77 makes a mental note, probably best not to mention the rumors about how he died.
Anyway, didn't you say you made clothes?
Any chance you could make me a new scarf?
>>9264813
>77 looks down at his PDA.
>"Yeah, met a cute Bisharp that apparently makes clothes."
>"Apparently she also knew that Rodger guy, you know, the one with the murderous Beedrill?"
>"I always forget his fucking designation."
>>9264906
>"XD-01 I think? Shit at recon but good at fighting."
>"You gonna fug her, dude? Where you at I'm bored out of my goddamn mind training."
>>9264878
>>9264873
(ANATOMY TIME WITH SKITTS)
(Barnacles have the largest dick-body ratio of any living creature, with up to 50x the length of the body being normal. Goose barnacles in particular, have been recorded up to 65x the length of the body. )
(Barbaracle is 7 goose barnacles, meaning seven dicks that are potentially 260 ft long.)
(A barnacle dick is roughly 1/6th the width of the barnacle, so for Barbaracle this means that each dick is roughly 3-4 inches in length.)
(Seven 260ft long 4 inch prehensile dongs, guys.)
>>9264869
I... I dunno...
It feels real...
>Anna pinches herself, and flinches a bit.
Is the world just crazy and scary sometimes?
>>9264873
dude how is that surprising
if dads bugs can have dicks anything can
>>9264876
ok sweet
who gets the get
>>9264944
some things are better left unknown
onion fairy you lied to us
>>9264994
>>9265013
got you fuckers
>>9264944
( So they have the length to go all the way through anime-style, assuming the recipient was capable of surviving that. Nice. )
>>9264994
Heck, people just, like, don't know these things 'cause they don't wanna think about 'em.
>>9265027
Its me. I've been owned.
>>9264906
yes...
yes i can make some nice scarfs
well what color do you wish them to be?
>>9264931
>"Something like that yeah."
>"That reminds me, I'm probably going to be getting my designation changed soon, considering how many high level Pokemon I've snagged."
>"...We'll see, probably not. I'm in Dendemille Town in Kalos, come say hello if you want."
>"Maybe we can go find a hotel to stay in for a while, take a nice little break from Orre."
>>9265027
aw fuck
alright
hey dude
you wanna hear my future prediction
>>9265043
(Prehensile dude. It has the length and flexibility to twist and follow the bends of the intestines and go all the way through anime style)
if you dont have a dick encyclopedia youre doing something wrong
>>9265072
>"Damn I need to do some snagwork too since you're fucking around without me."
>"Let me see if I can get there."
>Rolling to gooport there.
>>9264944
M A G N U M
D
O
N
G
>>9264617
well
for you i can try it
>pours the bottle on himself
what do you think now?
>>9265111
that is not how the meme works.
>>9265043
Ray you're a lot more lewd than you originally led me to believe. Also, grats on your new relationship with Seb
>He poured the soda on himself.
>Bat sweating.
>>9265072
>>9265070
>77 needs to not get so distracted talking to 33.
I'd like an orange one, if that's alright.
>>9265098
>33 gooports nearby.
Hey, 33, over here!
>77 waves to his partner.
>>9265088
Was that part of your Aether school curriculum
I would not be surprised
>>9265027
Godsdamnit.
Slateportfag here.
Anybody know a good psych in the area?
I'd like to have a way to discuss the whole evolution thing with my Eevee, and I'm not quite certain on how to even bring up the topic.
>>9265150
pfft he wasnt the only one that got soda'd
>>9265150
I LOVE YOU LUNALA! I WANT YOUR GRAPE SODA!
>>9265088
(so what you are saying is that Barbaracle basically has 7 Giant prehensile tentacle dicks that have the potential to hold you down with multiple dicks while putting another all the way through you)
goo
>>9265151
Yoo.
>33 strides on over.
What's up?
>>9265070
Heyo! You are?
>>9265176
I mean, obviously. I see all.
>>9265177
Yes, yes, you can get it at the Lake of the Moone.
>>9265130
Whoa
Nice, heh
>Get envelope in grape flavored goo
>>9265150
Nirie, did you hear something, eh?
>>9265180
(Fascinating, isn't it)
>>9265180
new fetish acquired
>>9265217
>heads off to the Lake of the Moone immediately
>Sun: finally arrive at the beach
Hey guys, is the Poni beach cold?
>>9265180
(Yes, but there's the potential of the dick getting tangled if you're a dumb ass)
(Anybody else got Pokémon dongs they wanna know about?)
>>9265177
Ew. Go get actual grape soda instead.
>>9265142
Thanks, bro. I used to be known as, like, hella lewd back in the day.
Now, I'm lewd for one dude.
>>9265158
Mornin', Seb. Wanna grab coffee?
J̢̗̣̮̼̬͓̼͖̩̱̮̐̒͐̆̍̇͂̏̋̓̓̀͐̾͠͠ų̶̴̷̯͈͙͇̯̺̮͙̈͐ͫ̏̄͛ͧ͑͘s̶̵̨̹̫͍̯̻̼͌͛ͤͣͩ͐̀̆͡ţ̶͕͎͉͎͍̗ͣ̈́̆͒ͫ̊͐̓ͤ̽̄͌ͪ̈́͗́̓͂ͣ́̕ ̴̢̝̜̣̜ͪͬ̈̾ͮ̾ͦ̑ͬ̏̔̿̔̾̋o̴̧̧̰̜͔̠̦̺͔͔͕͙̞̭͍͐͋̇̃ͯͫ͛̉̄̈ń̛̞̬̣͇̞̱̫̺͉͉̤̩̠͍̱ͫͧ̋͆͌͆̾̀̊͝ë̘̪̠͙͙̥̠̱̝̞̜͈́ͣ͐ͭ͋ͣ̇ͪ̂̋̿ͪ̓ͤ̄̚ ̨̬̘̹̺̤̤̩̟͍̟̣̠̘̹̜̮͇͂̈́͗̽͘h̴̴̡̺̳͎̟̟̹̤͍͊̇̓̆̓͂̄̀̃ͤ̈ͨ͛̚̚͠o̞͈̺͔̪͔̬̬̟͎̳͖ͪͤ̀̒ͮͧͪ͘ư̠̮͈̘͈̜̟̗̜̮̫͍ͯ̃̏̑ͭ͒͠ŗ̸̶͎̥̦̮͚͙͎̀͆͂̒͒ͣ̌ͯͩͫͤ̿̌͛͂̉͞ ̶͎̜̬̳̱͙̳͓̫̥͈̖̦̩̘͑ͦ̎̓ͤ̿̉ͨͫ̔̒́͞m̜̗̺͖̝͉̬ͭ̈́̏͑́̕͟ȏ̧͖̻̙̬̝̞͎́̀̚̚ř̴̭̩̠̘͈̮̩́̽́͑́͌͆̆̇͛̓ͤ̋ͦ͊̑̀͘͢͡ê̘̰̱̤̹̪̹͕͕͎̥͔͖̭̮͍͇̟ͨ̾ͨͪͪ͢͜ ̸̷̡̮̰͚̺͛͂̑ͣ̏͆̓͐́̀́͟o̧̰͈̟̳̖̬̽ͭ̋̄ͪ̆̐̌̐̐̈́͐ͨ̚͝ͅf̶̢͇̹͔̹͕͚͓̣̳̻̰̜͎̞͕ͩ̏͋̀̏́ͧ͆͘̕ ̵̡̗̟͇͚̠̠͔̜͙͍̂̇͋͗̏͐͛͒̈ͮ̎́̚ͅw̢͙̥̻͕͎̩̻͎̘̭̗̽ͧ̋̐͐́̒̾ͬ̿͌̀̓ͦ̚͝͡͡o̠͔̭̯͙̺͓͈̙̖̻̞̠̞͖̦͓̫͆ͬ̓̾͑ͦͩͨ́̾ŕ̴̶̨̟̮̫͙̣͚̱̗̣̩̞̺̮̝̬̹̹͆̉ͣ̓͑ͩ̔͐̾͜k̢̜̼̗̦̣̻̯̖͉̗ͬ̋̃͗̄̂͆̃̏ͫͬͨ̒̐͋̕͢͢ͅͅ
>>9264974
...Unfortunately I think it is.
I'm gonna be honest, I'm half convinced still that all of this is a psychic's dream and out in the real world we're all in deep trouble.
That or Malamar won and I've been in this nightmare for the past three years.
>>9265313
That's what I hope everyday and that I'll eventually wake up
>>9265263
Dirty.
>>9265269
>Attempt to psysmack butt.
>>9265313
Um, what happened with a Malamar?
Why would it have won three years ago?
Why would we all be in a dream?
Tiff, I'm really, really confused.
>>9265227
>envelops gask in his goo that is spiked by "grape soda"
How are you enjoying
Because it will get more exiting
>nirine starts vibrating his goo massaging gask whole body
>>9265269
Average summertime temperature is 85F. So. No.
>>9265395
...I don't want to talk about it, forget I said anything.
>Firecat: sigh
Sorry, it's just... it was bad, really bad, and it's one of those things that would only make you more confused right now.
>>9265199
Nothing much really, just trying to find something to do to relax a bit.
These past few days have been stressful.
How have you been?
>>9265199
Hello
I'm adri a bisharp who likes making clothes
I'm going to make a scarf for your friend there
>>9265151
Orange
Sure i'll go make a nice scarf for you
>>9265382
>Solsquint.
>>9265269
you should try this game
its name sounds kinda like you're loved mahina pea
>>9265142
I can corroborate that he has been always a lewd person. Now he is just more focused.
>>9265290
Ahead of you, brews are ready.
>Two cups and a thermos for the day are served
>Whiskey optional
>>9265428
Hell. Maybe for you. I've been bored out of my mind.
Been training at Mt. Battle, you?
>>9265435
Oh nice. I think we talked before? Do you think I could get a scarf in red? Kinda long?
I can pay for both of ours.
>>9265426
I'm sorry, I didn't mean to make you sadder.
Let's try to think about stuff that's not as sad, like the presents we got.
>Anna pulls out her now significantly more full backpack, with a bagged pup tent haphazardly tied to it.
>>9265414
Yes!
>Shirt: in the process of being removed
Time to wash off that stupid ""sod-
>>9265382
>Sun yelps and spins around, looking for the booty bandit
Rotom...? That was you, right...?
>>9265459
Lunala is not my beloved!
>>9265411
Heheheh...it feels like melting.
In a good way, heh.
>>9265438
Hey! I've always wanted to talk to you.
Howdy~
>>9265503
>Attempt to smack butt again.
>>9265472
Okay a orange scarf and a long red scarf
>adri gets some of her materials
>there is enough red and orange fabric to make two scarves
Good i'll go male them
>the last two digits is the amount of posts for it to be finished
>>9265503
Nope, kiddo. If it makes ya feel better.
>Roll to zap the booty.
>>9265503
yes it is you're beloved why won't you just accept it
you would be much happier if you replaced nebby with him
>Yveltal slowly flies around somewhere
>I have no idea what question to make him ask thread, so I'm just going to do this to start off
>>9265435
>>9265576
Thank you!
>>9265472
I uh...found a guy with a powerful Pokemon and snagged it after a fight.
Do you want it? It's a level 100 Decidueye.
>>9265536
Yeah
Making you feel good is my specialty gask
>the movements get stronger on gask's tail and has a butt squeeze
>gask's small body goes toward's gask's face and kisses him
It's so fun to play with you
>>9265576
Thanks, Adri.
>>9265643
...You what? Who the fuck did you get that from?
I mean, yeah, but who did you get that from?
>>9265666
why is 77 more useful and competent than you in every way?
>>9265498
Right, we've got stuff to really go on an adventure now.
...So what's the news on that plane ticket?
>>9265564
>Curious squinting.
>...Hello...
>...I...do...not...know...who...you...are,..but...I...sense...you...are...very...powerful...
>Proxima floats over.
>Oh, hello there.
>It's a pleasure to meet you, I am Proxima and this is Centauri.
>>9265564
>Butt: smacked
>Ass slap combo: x2
>He bites down on his tongue to keep from squeaking
Rotom, please, sto-
>>9265579
>Missed by an inch
No, it doesn't make me feel better! Um... so if it's not you...
>Sit on a rock and remove the shoes
>Probs set them down by the purple stained shirt
Um... ha... ha... maybe it's a Palossand...
>>9265634
Um... because that would be a lie? And I'll never get rid of Nebby, he's my friend! I guess Lunala could join my team if he wants, but I'm not getting rid of Nebby!
>>9265722
Hey, I really like the sun and moon thing you got going. You wanna do me a liiiiiiiiiittle favor?
>>9265723
>Roll to make it a 3x combo.
>Watch me get payday'd.
>>9265666
Uh...just some guy, didn't notice anything special about him.
Anyway it doesn't matter, you can have it.
>77 offers 33 the Pokeball with Decidueye in it.
>>9265634
>you're
>>9265704
Umm... Dad said he needs to wait until his job gives him money again before we can get a plane ticket.
>Sad kiddo.
We have money, but it's for food and stuff, and if we gotta get out of a storm or something.
>>9265692
Shut up.
>>9265785
>33 takes it.
...So. You took Sun on without me? The only dude in the world with a level 100 Decidueye?
>>9265461
>Sipp coffee
>Chillax
So, like, can I help out with work stuff? If today's a chill day, I'm cool with that, too.
>>9265723
>Rotom crackles and zaps at the sand.
ANY PALLOSAND COME OUT HERE AND GET YOUR BUTTS KICKED
>>9265778
(You were fucking aiming for that payday.)
>Suspicious Solsquint.
>...What...kind...of...favour..?
>We've barely just met you, although we may be willing to help you however we can.
>What would you like us to do?
>>9265826
>77: sweat stealthily.
What? No, of course not.
Also clearly he isn't the only one in the world with a level 100 Decidueye, because now you have one too.
>>9265778
>3x ass slaying combo: happen
>It takes true skill to slap the ass of one sitting down
>He fails at not squeaking this time
>>9265854
Um... R-Rotom? I don't think it's a Palossand...
>Remove your feet from the sand anyway
...how badly will I regret it if I just um... go jump in and wash the goo off without taking off my pants..?
>>9265924
>33: Resist urge to punch him in the face.
You took Sun on without me. And- You're giving me his Decidueye fucking why?
>>9265875
(Naaaaaah.)
I have a friend I am worried about. If you happen by her do me a favor and keep an eye on her.
Her name is Emma. Brown hair with an Espurr.
Only if you happen by her~
>>9265942
>Attempt to poke the prostate.
>>9265942
take it all off for our glorious lord Lunala, let his love penetrate you!
>>9265662
>Almost lewd swamp monster noise
Hehehehehheh... glad you like this too.
Where did that soda come from, heh.
>>9265959
...Shit.
Listen 33 I'm really sorry.
I just...I don't even know what compelled me to do it, but I regret it.
Never again, I promise.
>>9265142
Forgot to post it previously but, thanks, really.
>>9265851
>Headpat the 'chu
There are new applications to process, and of course tasks related to the radio. Feel like DJing, Ray?
>>9266119
>33: grabs 77's shoulder.
Listen. If you go off and fucking die I'm going to get stuck with goddamn 99 or something. And there'll be a fucking Snag Machine in someone's hands and- You can't fucking do that, man.
Partners?
>>9266017
(Suuuuuure.)
>...Very...well...
>...We...shall...do...that...if...we...run...into...her...
>I assume she is a friend of yours, then?
>Like Centauri said, we will keep an eye on her if our paths cross.
>>9266017
>Missed the prostate
>There goes your perfect streak, rip
>Keep practicing, maybe one day you'll reach Palkia levels of butt trickery
>Squirm a bit at the feeling
>>9266070
What...? Um... I don't think you can penetrate someone with love...
>Try and remember if there's an extra set of clothes in the sleeping ba- I mean, sleeping sack
>There isn't
>Man up and strip down
>>9266157
Oh, dude. Like, really?
I'm so, so down for that!
Fair warning, like, my taste in music kinda sucks.
>>9266157
No problem, makes me smile seeing others take a hold of happiness like that. Was a bit curious on how you two knew so much about inter-species relationships when you helped me out but now it's crystal clear.
>>9266200
Yep, I'll watch your back!
>Start recording.
>>9266187
(Fight me~)
Yes she is~! Thank you two very much. Do a good job and I'll see what I can pay you with!
>UB portal away.
>>9266200
>Attempt to UB portal a finger inside.
>Weird cold skeleton finger.
>>9265796
That's fine, we'll just have to keep training here I guess.
>Firecat: glance around
...You think it's gone?
>>9266093
Some wierd pokemon gave us
They were all the same kind of soda
>>9266185
>77: a little bit scared.
>Mostly just feeling like shit though.
...Partners.
Like I said, I completely regret it and I'm really sorry.
I'm a fucking idiot, worse than fucking 22.
>>9266316
I think so.
At least there's some good battles here, right?
You're kicking a lot of butt!
>Giggle
( Heads up to whoever was playing Little Orphan Axew, please give me a sign if you've dropped the character or not )
>>9266358
You're fine. Just, let me in on the plans, please. If I'm not gonna be a frontliner at the very least I can stall.
You wanna go chill until the knife gets our stuff done?
>>9266303
(Maybe I will~)
>Solsquint at the patch of air where Lunala opened the UB portal.
>...How...strange...
>Indeed, although I suppose we may as well help that strange creature and it's human friend.
>...Yes...
>Roll to see if the rocks float away headed generally in the right direction towards Emma.
>>9266249
Thanks, Rotom!
>Into the water
>>9266303
>Odds
>Cold skeleton finger brushes against his ass instead
>Tense up and freak out a little
Hahaha it's just nothing you're just imagining things, at worst it's a fish...
>Get to work on washing that """""grape soda""""" off
>>9266455
>Splash more grape soda on him
>>9266455
>Dubsfail
>Sorry Sun, you didn't wash off quick enough
>You're gonna smell like "grape soda" and have a purple stain on your chest for a while
>>9266455
>>9266483
>>9266485
Nice.
>Finally arrives at the Lake of the Moone after a non stop sprint
>>9266483
I love you my lord!
>>9266483
>Grape soda or "grape soda"?
>Either way, the Sun is splashed and he's gonna smell like lewd bat juice for a long time
What the...
>Sniff
Oh god... it's...
>Do not lick the grape soda this time
>Absolutely do not
>Frantically wash it off
>>9266505
What... Rotom help, I can't get the grape smell off my skin...
>>9266505
Upload it.
>>9266560
Hello my worshipper~
Here to taste the grape soda?
>>9266586
>Splash a bottle of it next to him.
>>9266403
Alright, I will.
...Where do you want to go to wait?
>>9266246
It's no problem. To be honest, the actual relationship just began about a week ago after a few months of knowing him, and it was a first in many topics for me.
>>9266209
Let the listeners judge that, Ray.
>Apply head scritches
I suppose I should make an announcement about a "guest DJ".
>>9266586
Why are you trying to wash off the gift of the most beautiful creature ever conceived? Let it fill your mouth and be enlightened!
>>9266586
What do you want me to do? I'm all spark and no bite.
>Uploaded Alolan Twink Gets Splashed With Moon Goo.
>>9266612
Done!
>>9266612
Yes! I wish to bathe in your grape soda! I want it to wash over me so I may reach enlightenment!
>>9266343
Heh, we should ask him for more.
>Head fully immersed into grape flavored goo
>Kanabo is all alone.
>A circle, he's drawn.
>Candles lit, with great effort.
>He kneels, and mutters.
>Lunar outline, bat within.
>"I wish... to parley."
>>9266616
Hell, uh, there are some places to get dinosaurs and shit. We could raise some dinos? I hear they're pretty tough.
>>9266380
I guess I am getting stronger, that's a good thing.
I'm sorry for freaking out earlier. I won't let it happen again.
Let's go, there are pokemon and trainers waiting for us to battle them.
>Firecat: hop off the bench and look at Anna
>>9266635
Alright, alright.
>Splash the silly little anon with grape soda.
>>9266658
>A voice tickles Kanabo's brain.
And you think I'll come there alone to get my butt kicked, whyyyyyyyy~?
>>9266612
....
>Inspect the bottle
Um...
This is actual soda....
... right...?
...
>Take a gamble
>Twist the cap open and drink it
>>9266630
>You're lucky he has no way of knowing you uploaded that
I don't know... encouraging words? Advice from google?
>>9266623
But.... I'm pretty sure lewd juice doesn't bring enlightenment...?
>>9266724
>Basks in the fluid of his lord.
Thank you most beautiful lord of the night! If you need anything just ask it of me, I am yours forever!
>>9266724
I seek to negotiate.
You need not come here.
Your attention's all I ask.
I owe loyalty to one,
In your custody.
I'd wish her returned unharmed.
Night-spirit, I ask you this:
Would you please accept,
Myself in Anabel's place?
darkrai if you are here, since you live with that ghoulish spectre I decided to clean up newmoon island and rent it out to a friend
you can find your stuff next to the trash, I recommend picking it up before thursday
>>9266737
>It's salty.
>I'm not sorry~
>>9266769
Thank you my trustworthy follower.
>>9266844
Oh! Of course. That works perfectly.
But what's the catch, Kanabo? You have a tracker? A friend waiting to pick you up~? There's always a catch and I know not to show my hand.
>>9266670
Wait what?
...I'm glad I brought my rifle, fuck.
Where is this place then?
>>9266953
Dude, we aren't shooting anyone. I have a lot of money. It's in Ambrette Town.
We could just see about buying some.
>>9266926
No need to thank me your grace. Serving you was what I was born to do.
>>9266926
I have but one condition:
I won't fight against,
Walker, Gooey, Anabel.
Besides Anabel's return,
That is all I ask.
Pit me not against them, please.
>>9266926
>Lunala-senpai that's lewd
>Salty grape soda
>Can't exactly undrink the first half sooo...
>Fluster a bit and down the rest with a distinct feeling of self disgust
>Bury the bottle and hope no one saw
>>9266989
Oh, shit, I thought you meant dinosaurs that wandered around, I didn't know you could buy them.
I don't plan on shooting anyone, don't worry.
Want to go then?
>>9266618
>Is head-scritched
>Happy mouse noises
Dude. Hell yeah.
Like, I got a song in mind already.
( https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ogo2yx3N8x8 )
>>9267025
Aw, how sweet.
>>9267042
I'll consider your offer and contact you when it can be done.
Maybe~
(Anabel's rper is sick right now, hence Lunala playing indecisive.)
>>9267092
>Nice.
>>9267097
Hell yeah. With the money I have I could afford a goddamn Villa.
We should totally get a Villa built somewhere and crash in it after all this shit is done.
Anyway, it should be south...
>33: Start walking.
>>9267189
>Nothing else to be done here, couldn't even wash off the lewd bat smell
>Rip
>Go dry off and get dressed
Hey Rotom, wanna lead the way to the Ruins of Hope?
>Begins setting up camp at the Lake of the Moone
>>9267189
Very well, midnight spectre.
I myself can wait.
I worry Anabel can't.
>Froggo douses the candles,
>Ice upon his heart,
>Questions if Anabel lives.
>>9267256
Sure.
>Beeeeeeeeeep...
This way!
>To the north!
>>9267211
>77: follow 33.
I'd be up for that, Kalos seems like a nice region to kick back and enjoy life in.
Having a whole Villa to ourselves would be fucking great.
>>9267293
Okay!
>Follow Rotom
Hey um... Rotom? Do you think Ia is okay?
>>9267124
Time to get a few things ready, then!
(That is deffo my jam)
>>9267382
>33: Fiddle with the Decidueye's pokeball a bit.
Hell yeah it would. Hell we could-
...77. You think we could set up a Cipher base around here somewhere? Somewhere in the woods or something... Pass it off as a weather station or... Something?
I'd need time to think on that.
>33 stares at the Kalos map while he walks.
Anyway...
>Rolling for travel time with last number.
>>9267408
He's pretty tough, I'm sure he'll be fine.
Bezzzzzzzidezzzzzz you've got me to help with your money thing!
>roll to give everyone a grape flavored juice box
>>9267511
Okay, I hope so! Um... what about my money..? What're you planning to do...?
>>9267625
>If you were Lillie it probably would've worked
>>9267675
Zzztarted up an advertising biz to get some extra cash in!
>Last 4 numbers x10 added to Sun's account.
And that'zzzzz just today!
>Distract him from further questions.
Anyway, here'zzzzzzzzzz the Ruins of Hope. Just as you left em.
Ruined.
>>9267675
>roll to instead everyone will have to have this banana flavored juice box
>>9267473
Yeah maybe, I think maybe up there might be a good idea though.
>77 points to a spot on 33's map.
If we hide it well enough we won't need an excuse for it being there, although if it does get found we could pass it off as a research station of some kind.
So basically the weather station idea you had.
>>9267759
Yeah, that works. I'll go scope it out later.
>33: Put on your cool scarf.
You want me to try and talk to them about eggs or something? You can grab a hotel room if you need it.
>>9267746
Oh, cool!
>The distaction worked
>Enter the Ruins
Um.,. Let's see... I can't remember which part Fini hangs out in more...
>>9267675
>lillies a bitch tho
>I miss the good lillie
>Memestar Lillie
>>9267811
Alright, thanks 33.
See you later then.
>77: go find a hotel to stay in.
>Chespin rper if you're still lurking, I'm not gonna be able to do the thing tonight but I'll do it tomorrow.
>>9267932
Usually the back, dude!
>Point and float.
Come oooon, you gotta push the blocks.
>>9266644
Maybe
Oooor....
We could make our own
>make his head feel like it's being kissed from all sides
What do you think?
>>9267958
See ya.
>Rolling for if 33 can get some dinos with his money.
>>9268047
>33: Start to wonder why you under preform when 77 is gone.
>Try again, with a little more hostility.
>>9268043
>Emerge
Heh, raiding the nearby towns for Grapes
>Submerge
>>9267975
Okay, to the back!
>Roll to find the stones he's gotta move
>>9268514
That's step one. Now ya gotta do the machamp pushy thingy.
>>9268534
Wait... what?
>Ride call the machamp
Ooooh, okay!
>Rollin'
>>9268607
No, no. That one goes over there, in the hole.
>>9268667
why do you even bother helping sun
>>9268667
Right, okay, I think I get it now?
>Move that rock into the hole
>Rolling for the other rocks to be in the correct places
>>9268684
He gives me a place to live, dummy.
>>9268731
Nooooope. You need to get me a robot body or something if you're gonna mess up this badly.
You wanna just teleport past em?
>>9268783
I'm sorry, it's been a while since I visited Fini!
Um... teleport with Nebby..??
No, no, I don't....
I don't want Nebby to smell me.
>Last roll for fixing the rocks, after these he's finding an alternative way through
>>9268815
>give a shoulder massage
>>9268815
You aren't doing very well, big boy. Zzzrt!
>Attempt to lift him to the other wide.
>>9268870
>Champion: lifted
Thanks Rotom...
I'm sorry, I'm just kinda... having a hard time concentrating today...
>>9267460
>Ray: get dat playlist going
>Be the guest DJ
>Phone lines open
>>9268910
Hey don't worry about it.
>Pat his back.
Go get her! Zzzzrt!
>>9266716
>Firecat: stare at the little girl.
Well, you coming or not!? I need you if I'm going to get stronger!
Who drank all the grape soda?
>>9268946
>"Yo! This is some real Alolan style, mon"
>>9269019
Oops! Sorry, I'm coming!
>Roll to gank more Absols on Route 8.
>>9269087
Gask did!
>Splet small pile of cans behind a box
>>9268335
Maybe other flavors too even
but i doubt the others would want it so we will make it only for us
>kiss gask
>>9268994
Um... okay... I'll try...
>Sun cups his hands over his mouth
Hey um... Tapu Fini? I kinda need your help...
>>9268946
>"I fukken knew it was going to be his lover when Seb mentioned a guest DJ"
>>9269225
Not yelling loud enough.
>Set speaker to 200%.
GET THE FUCK OUT HERE PSY BITCH I'LL LOOK AT LEWD IN YOUR RUINS!!!!
>>9269197
Damnation. That was the best soda I've ever had. I could've put it in the museum. It was oddly familiar for some reason.
>>9269263
>Horror
Rotom! She's not the psychic Tapu! And I'm pretty sure that's not how you get someone to help you anyway!
>clear throat
TAPU FINI? IM SORRY IF WERE KINDA RUDE, I JUST REALLY NEED YOUR HELP!
>>9268047
>>9268178
(Sorry for me taking so long, have classes at this time but now i'm done)
Hey
You two, your scarves are done
One orange and a long red
>>9269087
>>9269197
I did, heh.
>>9269205
Heeeeheeeh, Wepear flavored goo.
>Return kiss
>>9269190
>The firecat seems a bit more... vicious this time around, might just be blowing off steam though
>New thred wen
I want to snuggle with lunala
Totodile because I get a kick ass alligator thing