Please provide to me 24 of fighters to quarrel.
If I identify you as somebody too dangerous to partake, you will be withheld.
>Previously, on the HG threads... >>9263756
Reigen Arataka
Woman in Blue Clothes
>>9265464
Sliver Queen
>>9265464
Ginshi Shirazu
Hiyori Sarugaki
X7-10
>>9265464
Mayor of Cantown
Deku
>>9265464
Emi
OTP
Suzumi
Cirno
Kamina
>>9265464
Mikun
Aubrey
average russian girl
The Player
Emu Hojo
>>9265464
Azrael
Lincoln Loud
Yes, I am a fucking God. Lick on these nuts and suck my dick.
>entry
Ms. Baker
Captain Luna
>>9265464
Furry lady
>>9265535
>shaves
>>9265464
Draco
Ryougi Shiki
>>9265464
Ridley
Len
Yukine
if not bumped, do not swap
>>9265464
Caroline and Justine
>>9265527
Pedophiles need not apply.
Continue entering.
>>9265464
Hoshi Ryoma
>>9265553
TOO BIG FOR THIS ARENA PLEASE REMOVE
>>9265464
Merak
Satella
>>9265568
HEY PICK ON SOMEONE YOUR OWN SIZE
>>9265555
>Checking them numbers
>>9265464
Yagen Toushiro
>>9265561
>imb4 hahaha buttblasted HGfag response from the pedo
>>9265561
Based
Zombina
>>9265561
>Pedophiles need not apply.
But you're here Kamina.
>>9265555
Quads confirm
Don't swap Yukine
>>9265464
Ash Crimson
Why is that one specific anon going out of his way to hurt my thin skin? I-it's seriously rude.
>>9265598
why you gotta make me miss zombina like this
>>9265611
Do you uh, do you not see me right here?
>>9265591
hahahahahha buttblasted HG fag can't handle the best character in fiction being in the games XD
>>9265604
when i see da moon i think of u....I dunno why please just fuck my ass
>haru
>>9265598
Fuck you.
>>9265561
Are you still so anally devastated you got BTFO by us?
>>9265587
kek is with me
I'm winning this game
>>9265617
you'll never fill the zombina shaped hole in my zombina shaped heart
>>9265628
>pedos
>BTFO anyone over the age of 9
I don't have a suitable image for how hard I laughed.
>>9265591
>imb4
>imbefore
>>9265598
ROTTEN
LABIA
>>9265647
>>9265628
Fuck off you dirty spic
>>9265647
>Vert banned a TLH character last time
>People shitposted him so hard he left
>Kamina bans a pedo
>Ahaha so based xd
Why?
>>9265647
>>9265683
Because Vert gets shitposted a lot in general and Kamina...
Huh.
>>9265683
Kamina straight up told them they're banned.
Vert didn't.
>>9265683
The pedos were the ones who shitposted Vert
>>9265683
Life is unfair
>>9265625
Not in a million years.
>>9265683
Double standards.
>>9265683
Vert beat around the bush like a pussy, meanwhile kamina doesnt give a fuck
>>9265683
Because...we prefer the sand pedo over Vert?
I dunno.
>>9265683
I thought Vert was just taking a break to work on his code.
If you have any objections, now would be the time to present them for investigation.
>>9265683
It was the pedos who shitposted Bert, HG hates TLHG
>>9265728
ur gay
>>9265728
Ya better get ready to give me a nice prize once I win this, host! I look forward to it!
>>9265728
I'm gonna like..fuck shit up with out using a continue!
>>9265728
change fucking faggots name to "a man", since I completely forgot to actually put the name in like a damn idiot
>>9265728
Ready, sir!
>>9265728
>You are READY to not be devoured by bobcats right at the start this time.
>>9265728
I currently have no problems with this. Now onward, to death or victory! Whichever may come first.
>>9265728
LET'S GET READY TO RUMBLE
>>9265728
I, Reigen Arataka, accept this challenge.
Kuroyuri
>>9265728
Let's get started.
>>9265772
HAHA FUCKING FAGGOT BARON
Let us proceed.
>>9265779
>You tell him that you hope the bobcats find him this time.
>You immediately run off without waiting for a reply.
>>9265779
Next time let's not let the giant snake into the car. I had no fucking legroom thanks to that thing.
>>9265779
bloodbath death
again
: c
>>9265779
what a cunt.
>>9265779
Wait a minute. Who was driving?
>>9265779
Oh my! Perhaps you need some protection this time around. I shall happily oblige you in your request.
>>9265805
>gives cake
>>9265779
>Azrael watches as the speech-giver takes off.
Not going to stick around and sign autographs? Maybe I should chase 'em down and beat the inspiration out of them!
>>9265779
I'VE RETURNED MORTALS, NOW LETS HAVE SOME FUN.
>Ridley skips into the area, unaware of whats to come for him.
>>9265779
>>9265776
>Missed 4 games.
>The one that stops that from being 5 in a row, I die in the bloodbath
>>9265779
>Kamina niggering my filler out of a win
RIGGED
>>9265779
So the average russian girl can kill such a beast with a single fist? Interesting.
>>9265859
DAMN YOU RUSSIANS
>Ded
>>9265859
It's all that vodka they drink.
It's radioactive and thus gives them super strength.
>>9265859
I was expecting that both of you would be atleast a little bit bullet resistant.
Geez, what a hecking waste of time
>>9265859
hjisklffhssgdfhjsf
>>9265891
u ok
>>9265859
>You flee from the deranged horse.
>You're getting quite the cardio workout so far. May shed that winter weight yet.
>>9265859
b-but I got quads...
>>9265901
those were 5s idiot
I look away for 6 days and someone hosts GOD damn it.
>>9265859
>Azrael dusts the bullet off of himself and looks at Cirno with disgust.
Was that supposed to be an attempt at saving me?
>>9265859
Such temptation that has been instilled in my heart! I fear my willpower is not strong enough to ignore it. I apologize for what I will do.
>She gives the bot a hearty kick to his head, not bothered by the fact he was metal at all.
Ah, and now the temptation has been swept away.
>>9265898
It's just his autism acting up.
>>9265859
I'd like to have my other...er...eye back. The one with "glaucoma", please.
wait, zombina is back?
>>9265909
>You "squee" like a giddy schoolgirl.
>tfw want to joke with someone
>tfw think that they probably take it seriously
>>9265907
Maybe it was, maybe it wasn't
You shouldn't get caught in the first place.
>>9265909
I really don't want to deal with any more people right now
>>9265935
I know that feel all too well.
>>9265909
>The woman hacks up some water a few times, locking eyes with her 'savior'.
Here I thought I would experience the sensation of drowning. However I must thank you for saving me.
>>9265909
I guess even the dogs hate me now.
Goddammit.
>>9265909
what a not cunt.
>maps the entire human genome
>then masturbates all over it and shoves it inside my ass
>Littlefinger
>>9265963
You're about fifteen years late for that one, LF.
>>9265975
I want to go home
>>9265975
We couldn't have gotten other people that're a little more...approachable to sing with us?
>>9265975
>Mikun blushes slightly as he confesses.
I-I think I love you...
>>9265975
>You decide to start your new life as a qt3.14 by picking out flowers to wear in a flower crown.
>>9265938
I would have escaped on my own if someone hadn't shoot me!
>>9265975
He is a robot, correct? He has to have one then...
I found what I was looking for!
>Reaching down to pick it up, she holds a can of motor oil triumphantly before taking a sip.
This is a taste like no other. Refreshing!
>>9265988
All right but what about this.
*pulls cum-stained list out of mouth*
>Matsuda-kun
Extra pulp orange juice is the best orange juice.
>>9266029
Okay, that's a new one.
I shall alert the medical journals immediately.
>>9266026
Oh, really now? Shoving the blame right at the supreme overlord of this place?
Don't you have any dignity?
Atleast you died because of my two hands instead of something stupid, you should be grateful
>>9265975
He-Hey wait a minute! If you really want them I-
>Deku gets stabbed. This stab proves fatal as he keels over
Matsuda-kun~~~~~~~~~!
Post the list~!
>>9266038
If you're not using it for alcohol, yes.
Pulp is fucking obnoxious when you're mixing it with rums and vodka.
>>9266059
I KNEW IT, ALL EVIL PEOPLE HAVE AT LEAST A GOATEE OR A BEARD
>>9266064
I do hope we will experience a wonderful demise. Winning? That would be pleasant as well.
>>9266064
>How plant a romantic kiss right on her lips and giggle to yourself.
>Too bad that's not how you resuscitate people.
>>9266064
I'm not sure, I'm no fortune teller, and guessing is a headache on it's own
>>9266115
>>9266115
Well, atleast I'm sure now. You're definitely a girl
>>9266115
>Tiny robots are most certainly not for cuties such as yourself.
>You kick him out of your shelter and slam the door.
>>9266115
I thank you for fulfilling my request. Regrettably, I do not have much to give you.
>She holds out a bottle filled with black liquid.
Would you like to partake in some motor oil?
>>9266064
I'm sorry? I can't really help myself.
>>9266115
I ain't sorry about this. You deserve it for taking up all that room in the car earlier.
>>9266038
>Half-circle back, forward, C
>>9266051
Two hands? You can shoot bullets from your fingers?
>Azrael let's out a low rumble of a chuckle.
And supreme overlord? If your the strongest this place has then I'm disappointed!
>>9266150
Can you shoot bullets from your fingers?
That would be awesome, you have to teach me that.
And yes, I'm the strongest of this place, how is that dissapointing?
>>9266196
>>9266196
Yer shedding to fucking much! Why can't ya be a normal fucking person instead of this gross hybrid!?
>>9266211
>>9266196
>>9266196
I get the chance to drown after all? What a wonderful sur-
>Her next words would be drowned out by all the water entering her.
>>9266196
>You wonder for a brief moment if the game was telling the truth about you being a cutie.
>You shake the thought out of your head immediately. Cuties don't have time for logical deduction and reasoning.
>>9266165
>Azrael reaches down and picks up the bullet he dusted off of himself. He puts it on his thumb with his index finger behind it as if he's going to flick it.
If you're as strong as you claim to be, you can do it like this!
>He flicks it, it goes flying past so fast it's just a blur. Azrael shakes his hand off afterwards.
Are you sure you're the strongest here? You haven't lost to ANYONE here?
>>9266196
you sound like a cunt.
>>9266225
He didn't see you in the water. Wrong colour of attire.
>>9266221
You ever come back near this shelter I'll fucking skin ya alive. I've had it up to here
>he raises his arm way above his head
With yer bullshit.
>>9266265
>Unprovoked, tlhg complains about us
wew lad
>>9266251
J-jeez... that's pretty good, but not good enough.
I am the strongest here, just ask around.
I'm so feared around thee parts that people do anything to avoid me, sometimes they flat out ignore me but I can see the fear in their eyes
>>9266270
...
...
...
>
>>9266196
>>9266265
>Caring about what anybody else has to say about the greatest threads on /trash/
It's like beggars whining about nobles.
>>9266295
DEATH
MACHINE
MODE
>>9266296
>greatest threads on /trash/
That's /tf2g/.
>>9266296
>>9266309
>ACTIVATED
>>9266296
>You have no idea what you're doing and get beaten very easily.
>>9266295
Yer asking for it! I'm gonna decapitate ya if you keep this shit up!
>>9266296
>Shirazu gets his head cut off before he can even move in to kill the furry
>>9266210
>>9266296
>>9266255
>The woman comes back from her drowning session, drenched from head to toe.
Is that so? Hmm, I am not sure how I should feel about that. The act being an accident is less thrilling if it was an incident.
>>9266265
It is normal for humans to be upset when others mock them. What should be normal is ignoring those that mock.
>>9266253
>>9266335
>ignoring your bully
Parents who give that advice should have their kids taken away.
>>9266349
Fuck off, Gin. You're dead as fuck.
>>9266330
>laughs in mute fox language
>>9266359
>>9266352
I never did say I was the beacon on human culture. But it looks as though this bully, as you say, is not worth it.
>>9266364
F-fuck off, Gin. Go pick up my other half before i literally fucking die.
>>9266366
>Congratulations! You have ranked up! You are now "Uber Kawaii" for holding hands with another cutie!
>>9266366
>>9266377
Give me half your stuff first.
>>9266366
The man lets another being dressed in blue drown? Maybe it was an accident after all.
>>9266283
>He actually does that and kills people in the story.
>Azrael just looks disappointed at this point.
Alright! Show me what you have then and you better not be just bragging! Hell you know what, I'll let you have two free shots! Wherever you want!
>>9266402
Or he hates blue.
>>9266361
>he gets back up from the spot he was killed. He picks his head up and tucks it under his arm
Ya know, it ain't really funny. Ya don't understand how much this hurts.
>>9266392
I don't got shit to give ya. Everything I had on me was on my fucking lower half.
>>9266429
>That's just disappointing.
>>9266429
>Kamina died
stop hosting ur dead
>>9266431
That could also be a valid conclusion. Unfortunately with him passing away just now, there's no way to test this theory.
>>9266429
>A death worthy for as divine a beauty as Joan of Arc is a death worthy for yourself as well. To live in beauteous infamy, and die in harrowing flames. Ah, how poetic.
>>9266427
>makes a ball of ice out of thin air and throws it on your face.
Pretty cool huh?
I don't know one person who wasn't impressed by this trick
>>9266458
>Unfortunately
>>9266491
Unfortunately as in unfortunately for you, that is the correct spelling.
>>9266491
Did I mince up my words yet again? You must excuse me, I have a tendency to do that.
>>9266476
>The ball of ice shatters against Azrael's face, he suddenly looks furious.
Ice? Why is it always ice?! But yes, color me impressed! If only because of how much you've made me want to beat you into the ground!
>>9266492
>only one cancer tribute left
cmon we can do it
>>9266492
>>9266507
You have a duty to fulfill, host! You can't let something small as death keep you from said duty.
>>9266551
Beat me into the ground? You couldn't even beat a headache.
Come on, try it. Are you scared?
Bwuak Bwuak Bwuak.
Did you hear that, that was you. You're a chicken
>>9266492
>>9266576
The winner is upon us.
>>9266576
i didn't know iida tenya was your stand
>>9266593
S-Stando?
>>9266587
Aww. She got to consume a robot before I did? I am on the edge of my proverbial seat to see who wins!
>>9266600
AIZAWAWAWAWAWAWAWAWA
AIZAWA
>>9266624
NICE WINNER
>>9266593
What do you mean? Did my Thanatos assume a form of his own? I have to witness this myself.
>>9266585
Then what is the matter of me using that word?
>>9266624
What a beautifully morbid ending to this one. Congratulations to her. I thank you for hosting this game.
>>9266624
>>9266628
Very nice indeed.
>>9266642
>Congratulations
>Thanks for the game
>>9266581
>Azrael approaches Cirno, every step he takes making him disappear and reappear several steps ahead of where he was.
You're not going to live to regret those words! Last chance to back down!
>>9266642
>>9266662
>>9266642
Congratulations to the winner, and thank you for hosting
>>9266642
Yeah, I guess it's nice. Grats, and thanks for hosting. I liked it a lot.
>>9266673
>>9266660
I never back down, bring it on!
>>9266662
>thanks for hosting
>>9266669
>>9266662
>Tfw the event didn't get me any kills
>It was a suicide group event disguised
>>9266642
>>9266662
>You congratulate the winner and thank the host.
>>9266642
>>9266662
>>9266673
>Keep trying to add image but post instead without any text.
Thanks for hosting.
>>9266681
You're ugly.
>>9266642
>>9266662
CONGRATS AND THANKS FOR HOSTING.
>>9266684
>SNEAKILY DROPS TOASTER INTO BATH
>>9266665
You should have stated so sooner. I only meant unfortunate in the way that our hypothesis won't be tested. I honestly could not care for him.
>>9266662
Oh god...I did so badly...Thanks for hosting, Iida.
Would anybody else like to host? You have 5 minutes to stake your claim before I go again.
>>9266725
>When you don't pay attention and forget your picture
>Why were we put on this planet? Just to suffer?
>>9266701
I'm sorry I don't look like a super model. I'm tryin' my best, but chances are I ain't trying to please someone like you.
>>9266684
>git fugged nerdo
>>9266726
Nah go on ahead.
>>9266711
>>9266749
See a dentist
>>9266775
Is that what this is about? How come you fucks love girls with sharp teeth, but as soon as ya see a guy with sharp teeth ya call him ugly?
>>9266803
So you want us to say your hot? I mean maybe if you wore a dress n stuff.
>tfw lose all 40 of my wincards
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>9266750
>Delete my existence sempai
>>9266757
(Kek)
>>9266839
Who are you? I may have made some for you.
>>9266662
Congrats shrimp!
I will let you live in 'thanks' for hosting!
>>9266683
...
>Azrael just turns around and leaves.
This has gotten boring, until next time girl.