https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-a_b28uo_3U
HG THREAD
You know the drill. Gimme tribbie.
>>9262920
Code Vein-chan
>>9262920
Etanity Larva
>>9262920
Astolfo
>male
>>9262920
Mayor of Cantown
Gascoigne
>>9262920
Merak
>>9262920
Emilia
Bayonetta
>>9262920
Draco
>>9262920
Lana's mom
>>9262920
Emi
Cirno
>>9262920
Cthulhu
Alter Ego
>>9262920
Best girl
>>9262920
Mega tits
>>9262920
Jon Malkovich
Arashi
Tsubasa Hanekawa
supper pupper
>>9262920
Xayah
>>9262920
Miku's ass
Ronarudo Makudonarudo
>>9262920
Escanor
>>9262908
>she slaps the man's hand the moment it came close to her, the slap itself was weak due to the girl being a little doll, her face looking angry at the man
Don't touch me, I'm a queen! I need no sympathy from some wandering hermit!
Vic Viper
Cute Autist
It's lookin like a 24.
Deku
Ronin
>>9262920
Saber
>>9262920
Metal Gear EXCELSUS
>>9262986
>picks up the doll and chucks out of the nearest window
>>9263000
It all seems fine to me. Let the battles begin.
>>9263000
>>9262965
>>9263010
>>9263000
>>9263005
>>9262935
Give it to her!
>>9263000
>Worst girl
I bet you like the fucking bird you shit
>>9263000
Let's go.
>>9263030
Horse is the worst. No if ands or buts
>>9262986
>A...A queen?
>Instantly you stand up and move back several feet, glaring at her all the while.
>>9263000
>You are ANGRY but also READY.
>>9263030
kys horsefucker
We begin. Claiming that ass already.
>>9263030
I'm more of a dullahan sorta guy.
>>9262926
You'll never go farther than your mom's basement with that shitty mentality.
Those fags who got "that sweet cred" as you let an air of jealousy from formulating it that way, got that cred in the first place because they dared to be different, you dumb fuck.
Don't expect any special royalties if you just do the same thing as the majority does.
>>9263050
I don't want to play this game!
>is grabbed down below
>>9263000
Ready to compete!
>>9263012
>she struggles to open the door from the outside, before finally opening it, coming inside while hanging on the doorknob
I'm back, peasants.
>>9263045
Yes! Future empress of the world also! What? You future people don't have kings and queens?
>>9263050
Hey, you monster, choose a better picture so I can identify you! Idiot!
>>9263024
You have my gratitude, stranger.
>>9263000
Let us begin.
>>9263050
>Every adventure here is bizarre. Why would this one be any different?
>>9263079
>You continue to glare at her, not saying anything.
>In an absolute moment of unrepeatable brilliance, you spit in her general direction.
Liposuction? Excellent choice.
>>9263050
>>9263083
>[distant barking]
>>9263059
>people do something different
>they get shit on
>thinking that I was being jealous and not speaking the blatant truth
All in all it doesn't matter who you are, if you try to fit in, try to talk, do ANYTHING out of the ordinary you will be slammed so far down you won't even want to get back up.
Unless you're a cool oldfag or someone that gets their arses kissed everyday.
>>9263050
>Astolfo gets on his hands and knees and quietly crawls around looking for any leftover supplies in the cornucopia
>>9263102
>That is one flaming hot mama.
>>9263079
>picks up once more and throws the dusty old rag back outside where it belongs
>locks all the windows and doors
>>9263113
>Who was Fyxe?
>>9263095
>she doesn't do much to stop it, as she gets surprised from the spit, wiping off her face, looking at the man with an absolutely livid expression
You. Are. Dead. To. Me.
>>9263102
H-hey! Get off me, I'm not some damsel you can just kidnap and rape or eat! I'm the queen!
>nonetheless she is taken away, still nagging
>>9263050
For the last time,I'm not interested in hearing your sob story.
>>9263113
As long as you have someone else to go along with your shenaningans shitpost shouldn't matter to you at all.
>>9263133
>big titted furry
Bad example
>>9263102
Hmmm... anyone of you that hunts her down and steals her head can keep the wallet as well.
>>9263026
...Guess we're even now.
>>9263050
>The Ronin starts coughing furiously and then proceeds to hold her forehead.
Never falter... never run away, in the face of danger.
>>9263102
>She immediately drops her drink, grabbing her throat. The Ronin then falls onto the ground, motionless.
>>9263133
>An irrelevant furry who only got (You)s for the massive tits and is only kept alive by those who still kiss her nonexistence
>Inb4 she hosted once or twice
I keep forgetting that HG has been swarmed by thirsty furfags
>>9263136
>And that is perfectly fine with you.
>Damned royalty, even here. What a cruel world.
>>9263113
Ah yes, the oldfag immunity excuse. Always the fault of these damn oldfags right ?
Get the fuck off your high horse, nigga. You ain't speak any truths, you're just buttmad that you don't have the balls to stand out from the crowd and thus resort on blaming your mediocrity on others.
You're no better than the shitposters you're criticizing with the blatant venom of jealousy you're spewing out right now.
>>9263110
Oh, how very interesting.
Tonight isn't a good night to be bad at puzzle games.
>>9263132
>she wonders how she is gonna get back in... before looking up the roof, she climbed a ladder, and went straight down the chimney, coming inside of it, then rolling out inside the house, covered in black ash
Ha! You can't keep me out!
>>9263184
When I'm the queen, you are gonna be the first to get the axe!
>>9263161
>big titted ****furry*****
So yes good example.
If you didn't remember, people would spam the threads with "FUCK OFF FURFAG" the first weeks she was here.
Now that I think about it, Garnet has also been shitposted a lot for playing a SU universe ava.
In the end, they both ended up on that picture.
>>9263200
>****furry*****
She was literally someone's OC donut steel fursona
wtf is this shit with you trying to imply otherwise
>>9263194
>She matches each blow with a feathered blade's blunt side trying her best to block them. With her other hand she keeps attempting to stab the clown without falling into the volcano herself.
>>9263194
Oh my goodnes!
W-what happened to you?!
>>9263176
>irrelevant
>Implying Seth and Vino were furfags
>"It was the tits" meme
That's a lot of salt anon
>>9263194
>When you've never had it, of course you are.
>>9263195
>Viva la revoluccion! Death to the monarchs! Bring back the guillotine!
>Your inspirational revolutionary thoughts have little bearing on your actions, as you just continue to look at her while those three phrases repeat themselves in your head.
>>9263133
>Who is Baron?
>>9263217
That's what I was trying to say by emphasing the *furry*
She was a donut steel furry, that's the worst kind of ava you can choose to fag, and she managed to pull it out.
So don't be afraid of being called a circlejerker for playing a LWA ava.
>>9263190
>It's a doggo
>Somehow he acts as if you were his owner, walking in circles around you while wiggling his tail.
THE DREAM IS DEAD
>>9263194
Never fear or despair, for we will always have each other as long as we stay United! March, march march march!
>Astolfo begins leading the pack away from the area, stomping his feet
>>9263265
>>9263266
An even fight turned to adversaries. For a clown, you may not be that bad.
>Tfw I started all this by asking if I should fag from LWA
I should've just asked if the ava was available or not. Sorry.
>>9263266
Go ahead,do whatever you want.
>>9263293
Don't be.
>>9263260
I like how the furfag argument implies half of HG are furries.
>Godawful excuse of a RP
I can safely say you never talked to her, you should ask to the people who actually did... Like Reigen
Good morning..?
>>9263239
>she looks annoyed at the man, before stepping away, picking up a tiny rock, before turning around and flinging it at the man, missing completely
Peasant!
>>9263260
>If someone disagrees with me they must be from an IDF!!
Kek, keep trying kid. Maybe one day you'll learn how to argue.
>>9263200
To be fair Garnet was shitposted at the very early stages until she started hosting like 5 games in a row a day, Fyxe really did only host like 4-9 games in her lifetime while she was here.
She had possibilities but she herself was shitposted away unlike Garnet
>>9263316
And goodnight,bitch.
>pulls the trigger
>>9263266
>You're quite glad she chose to kill the ass, because if she didn't, you would have known you were less valuable than someone's ass.
>>9263317
>You don't flinch as the rock whizzes by you.
>In fact, you remain as still and unmoving as a statue.
>Secretary note: statue of Mayor in the central park? Place on agenda for next council meeting.
All things considered, Cthulhu's a nice guy.
Name 1 (ONE) thing he did wrong.
>>9263293
Maybe next time you won't whine anonymously about being afraid to get called a circlejerker.
>>9263293
Do it nigga, who cares what these faggots think? Bring any witch you want.
>>9263334
Wait wh-
>dead gabu
>>9263338
T-Thank you! I am not worthy of your kindness,oh giant one.
>>9263338
Ohohohoho!
>Astolfo rolls on the floor and laughs, his face red
Surely you cannot be serious!
>>9263338
For a giant creature that most would think is hellbent on destroying or conquering the world. That was a very charismatic choice you made, and likely two more allies you've made. Thank you for your kindness.
Flavor of the month avas never lasts long
>>9263338
>If either of them get within five feet of you, you will not hesitate to call the police.
We lose some formidable fighters this slide, but the ones I like more are still alive.
>>9263265
It looks like someone has misplaced their dog. Lost animal recovery is not typically the thing I want to be doing during a battle...
Nevertheless, we should try to find your owner.
>she whistles for the dog to follow her
>>9263338
Something like this is not a possibility that can be ruled out...
>>9263379
>tfw my character was flavor of the month a few years ago and I still play him.
All you need is passion.
>>9263386
Not so strong without your wallet to buy yourself some weapons are you now. Don't worry, I'm sure you'll find it once your evicted from the arena. Besides, trying to fight alongside another tribute in these arenas will get you killed.
>9263390
>ignores
Tell us. Who is this strange mustached man who looks suspiciously like that one guy everyone on the internet hates?
oh also
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2-J3gWnFB-o
>>9263413
why
>>9263336
>she pulls her tongue out at the man, giving a childish taunt before strutting off somewhere else
>>9263392
>And the doggo obediently follows Saber as if they knew eachother since forever.
>However, quick footing can be heard approaching from another direction.
>>9263429
>why not?
>>9263427
>It's an entirely uneasy peace.
>>9263438
>fuck, didnt meant to use greentext there
>>9263427
>Saber is now racist
>>9263427
You can taunt all you want little boy, I know some of your secrets. You wouldn't want any of them to come to light now would you? I'd hold my tongue if I were a child like yourself and eat your pudding.
>>9263429
>Not ignoring Aikawa's thirsty ass.
>>9263465
>>9263436
>pets the doggo
TALK
SHIT
GET
HIT
>>9263478
That's a horse you mong
Btw, what's up with the "dogman" stuff?
Where does it come from?
>>9263379
Everything ever was fotm at some point.
>>9263392
>>9263436
>Once she's cose enough, a female figure approaches them close enough for anyone to think both of them might be twin sisters.
So this is when you ran of, huh? I'm not surprised, considering it's "you" who has gained Caval II's trust.
>Meanwhile the dog is very confused as to why there are two Artorias
>>9263475
>The doggo smells Aikawa's hand, looking at him with his silly puppy face.
>>9263478
>HOW ARE YOU MISTER FOX? THAT'S GOOD. HOW ARE THE WIFE AND KIDS?
>>9263478
>Twirling the stop sign between her hands she spins her body around, sliding the pole of the stop sign into one of her hands as she swings the sign right into the boys throat.
Now, now. You should have just taken a seat and eaten your pudding. You would have lived that way.
>>9263355
This faggot is right. Get us some delicious Amanda.
>>9263504
So you can thirst over her ? Fuck off back to ERP you cum-guzzling neckbeard.
Back in the trash where she belongs.
>>9263484
It was a night of heated discord memeing, back when I was actually in it. Everyone was calling eachother dogmen and it was a pretty good night.
I hosted a dogman game that night, and made a code for it.
This code is all the codes I had put into one, so the dogmen events came with it.
>tfw have until the end of the week before I go back to shit internet
>inb4 shitposts about my shit internet and/or blogposts
>>9263521
I'm gonna go ahead and host after your finished. Unless someone wants to host before me. Then I can wait.
What got everyone's panties in a twist today? I bet it's more dumb shit as usual.
>>9263521
>back when I was actually in it
You left?
Based Reigen.
I only stay to expose their filth.
That's a nice backstory.
>>9263521
With that womans wealth, I'm sure I could afford a cup of ramen at the most.
>>9263521
I just saved you. Are you happy? ...Are you loving it?
>>9263538
He's in TND's one.
>>9263504
I was thinking Diana but Amanda is fine too.
>>9263494
>smells like boy
>ruffles ears
>>9263521
Well...not exactly how I imagined my death would occur...
If only it was day,this never would have happened.Oh well.
>>9263531
>inb4 that one fag
>>9263521
>You rescind your previous statement about calling the cops.
>>9263548
>...You rescind that previous statement.
>>9263549
Oh yeah?
I keep hearing about that one.
I don't know what happened with TND, I liked the guy.
He saves your life and this is how you repay him?
>>9263538
I slowly realized it was kind of shit and left.
I mostly use discord for private messaging. It's better than steam 'cause I can just pop images in on the fly.
>>9263549
Am I? Am I really?
Might want to check that.
>>9263559
The only ones I don't like are horses damnit.
>>9263579
He can't stop drowning
>>9263554
>Caval II seems to be enjoying the attention.
Hmph, as expected from such a charming exemplar of men's best friend.
how many sabers does this make now?
>>9263517
>implying you aren't a thirsty faggot too
>>9263579
A can of cola from the grave. This surely will make sure I don't die from dehydration now.
>>9263579
>You may not have found the fishes' village, but you're certainly swimming with them now.
>>9263436
>Saber attentively turns to face the source of the oncoming footsteps
>>9263494
Oh, it's "you" again... Have you come to siphon more of my likeness or were you just taking this dog out for a walk?
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>9263601
The same amount as before.
>>9263600
>looks up at the woman
Eh? Who are you?
>>9263607
Nice projection. Be sure to invite me over your gayporn movie night next time.
>>9263627
that's probably the mayor's body he's seeing
>>9263609
Drinking soda actually makes you more thirsty
>>9263620
nice one liner rp
Also, cola doesn't keep you hydrated.
>>9263631
That's a dog Aikawa.
>>9263634
That must be some good shit then.
Winner next.
>>9263636
I know that, it's a joke of how many games try to portray drinking soda can sate your thirst.
>>9263641
Tainting the food I eat. You really are worthless if you couldn't confront me head on and had to use underhand tactics.
>>9263641
I'm loving it.
You know, I'm starting to think HG would be better off without the RP.
I mean, those who want to do it then sure do it, but it shouldn't be frowned upon that some people prefer to just do avafagging.
>>9263641
Ehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh??
WHO WON
>>9263638
My one liner RP is among the most prestigious and well respected by roleplayers across the internet. I don't think you understand the gravity of how "nice" my rp truly is. I once got an award for most IC avatar to ever exist anywhere on this plane of existence. I could RP circles around you with my eyes closed kid.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q16KpquGsIc
WHOS NEXT
I DECIDE
>>9263681
RAN RAN RUUUUUUUUUUU~!
>>9263681
>>9263689
>You give both the host and the winner a thumbs-up.
>>9263666
Nice try, Satan.
But you're kinda right.
>>9263620
My turstworthy companion is the one resonsible for crossing our paths today, my other self. And yes, I was just about to-
>And Caval II just takes a fat dump right in the middle of both artys
...
>Edge saber crouches down with a paperbag on hand to take care of the smelly problem.
>>9263631
I'm Caval II compa-
>...
This dog's owner, now give me some space so I can pick up his waste.
>>9263689
Thanks for hosting and all that.
Anyways, entry thread coming up.
>>9263689
Thanks for hosting mate.
>>9263681
>smooth wincard and smooth winner!
>>9263689
>Thx for hosting, at least my death was funny.
>>9263689
>>9263681
I'm fine with this winner, not the killer of the dog, or the one who killed me. Thank you for hosting and congratulations to the clown.
>>9263689
>thanks for hosting
>>9263712
/b/ threads are that way my friend.
Rin
Rin
Ri
>>9263755
A-Anon?
>>9263720
>quickly gets up and takes a few steps back
L-like this?
>awkwardly looks around
It's a nice dog...
>>9263720
>Saber clears her through awkwardly as you attending to the doggo's droppings
...At the end of the day I suppose it still is an animal after all.
Though I do wonder what spurred your decision to obtain such a companion. Does it not get in the way of your duties as a servant?