ITT: Pokemon are real. What's your opinion on ghosts?

>>9254630
dick

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>>9254630
They're fuckin' awesome!

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>>9254445
It doesn't matter if you are small, as long as you have a big heart
>>9254465
>I ran out of Ideas for shit for Buzz to do or say so I guess he gets up and leaves to do other stuff
>but not before giving the small Cat a flower

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>>9254630
they''re alright
i think that little guy was a ghost but i'm not sure but if he was he was pretty nice
>>9254536
>the house is still pretty nice
>it's a bit dusty and untidy
>but livable
well, i'm finally back home, it's a small house but still livable
i hope there isn't any surprises here

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>>9254630
I think they are pretty cool!
>Fluffles sorts through old bottles

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>>9254630
Hell yea.
>>9254617
Kiiiiinda...
>>9254634
Geez. Did you ever go to cat school, for cats?

>>9254630
rape

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>>9254653
Uh, thank you, Mister Buzz.

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>>9254630
I like 'em. They're cool guys.
I am not saying this purely because I am sitting on one.

>>9254663
Sorta.
Cats have school?

>>9254634
Don't you like.. look up at night?

>>9254588
Oh well, I only plan on being on melemele for a bit. Wanted to see all of the islands if at all possible so maybe we will bump into each other by chance. I'm Theodore, I don't believe I caught your name.
>>9254630
Can be spooky, can be cute.

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>>9254630
Some are pretty cool, others not so much, but most of them should be treated with a careful respect no matter what their attitude.

>Ollie: point out what all the items in small child's new adventure kit are for. Including the card, which is for getting money from home.

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>>9254465
I need to be bigger for some jobs, like gardening.

>>9254653
>Is in awe at the words
>Not like they help him much
Thanks Buzz!
Bye!

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>>9254663
Yeah! Maybe. no...Shut up! Baka!

>>9254733
Sometimes. What about it featherhead?

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>>9254630
I'm somewhat fond of Ghost-types. Admittedly I haven't met a vast variety of them, but I quite enjoy the company of most of those I have encountered.

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>>9254733
Probably? Humans have school.
>>9254778
>Drop some astronomy books in his head.

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>>9254630
Tend to be tricky and just do things for their own amusement.

>>9254624
>Success, nerd got smooched
>Tighter hug
We are almost there.
For now, I'll just say Colress had got here first, and likes to redecorate interiors.

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>>9254778
That's where Saturn is.
>Poke the coin thing
Ya dingus.

>>9254827
Well yeah but humans are nerds. And I didn't get any birb school.

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>>9254759
Oh, uhm, all right. ...I think I'm fine with staying this size, myself...

>>9254630
I... don't think I've ever met one, to be honest.

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>>9254827
>Tripple D: Go mao
Mao. Can't read.

>>9254850
>mao intensifies
MAO

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>>9254836
Dude, like, that rules.
Secret lab party, bro.
I've got, like, a few ideas right now.

>>9254818
>Attempt to psychic the bro.
>"Can 'chu keep an eye on the station? There's nowhere to hang a sock on the workshop door."

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>>9254630
The shell unmade but the self endures, thus forming a new and immaterial shell to contain the remaining self.

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>>9254742
Sun! I'm the champion of Alola!

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>>9254853
Ahem... boo?

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>>9254917
O-oh, uh, hello. ...Who're you?
(I don't think they've actually met before)

(How many characters are in the Radio Station at this point? Like 9?)

>>9254980
69* ;)

>>9254898
Wow, didn't expect the first person I conversed with to be the champion of the region. It's a pleasure to make your acquaintance sun. As the champion of the region I'm guessing you'd be pretty knowledgeable about the different islands, correct?

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>>9254874
Hah, it's almost like you are reading my mind.
And I added a few things in the last days.
>Open workshop door
>Somewhat dusty as usual
>Fiddle with a loose panel in the back of the workshop

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>>9254959
( They haven't, not yet. )
I am Ivenhotep, son of Im... oh.
Apologies, I have been out of the world for a while. I assist Administrator John here as I adjust to the current culture.

>>9254980
(Uh. SB is going to be a cunt and ignore you but... SB, John, Catte, Ray, a bunch of pokemon. Probably like ten.)

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>>9254853
Bigger means I can protect you better.

>>9254917
Hello?

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>>9255030
Oh, uh, all right. I'm Violet. I uh, I came here with Uncle Ray...

It's nice to meet you, Mister uh... Iven!

>>9255049
(S.B doesn't isn't a dick like that. More witty comeback then anything. But not like that.)

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>>9255020
I'm not prying too much, bro, but I like what I can see~.
>Smooch nerd
>Think of Creative applications for mechanical engineering.

>>9254980
(John and team, Seb and team, and Catte+Drilbe.)

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>>9254656
well
even my old computer still here
everything it's on the place it was when i left
but it's is too dusty
tomorrow i'll do some cleaning to and start thinking about how to start my textile shop

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>>9254868
Squaw. You..might wanna work on that.
Kind of an important thing.
Sometimes.
>Patte the catte

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>>9254747
>Firecat: watch while trying not to think about what happened

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smok weed every day

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>>9255096
>Beep
>Beep
>Boop
>False wall reveals an elevator
Here we go.

>>9255049
(Kind of uncalled for)
(The bunch of pokemon would be Drilbe, Ruffles, Agger, Panoptes, Zeta and Ivenhotep, principally)

>>9254980
(So yeah, about ten. The odd doggos aren't at the station currently.)

>>9255158
>Snoop

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>>9255055
Ah, it seems you have adopted the name nickname for me as the excitable Ruffles. Excellent.
I have met Ray in passing, although Administrators John and Seb speak quite highly of him.

>>9255158
(You forgot Jay and Hal, but those aren't technically PCs.)

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>>9255158
>Get in the elevator
>Psy-hit that down button
>Start macking on that fukken nerd

>>9255158
>>9255172
(Ten characters? Fuck me there goes that plan.)

>>9255255
(Fly a plane into it it'll increase casualties but you'll have what you want)

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>>9255008
Yeah, kinda! I'm not from around here, but i still know quite a bit!

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>>9255250
>Going doooooown
Looks like someone is very eager tonight.
Thankfully I got a few couches and a bed moved in, all filed under "bunker supplies".

>>9255172
(Yeah, unless plot demands them)

>jirachi is HB
it all makes sense

>>9255488
(It actually makes less sense.)

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>>9255488
(Can you fuck off just this once dude)

>>9255513
(it makes just enough sense)

>>9255513
how?
>>9255516
ok

>>9255368
Well tomorrow I've planned to head to a...
>Checks map again
Poni Island? Do you have any advice about navigating this island. I hear some of the more powerful pokemon reside there.

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>>9255488
Care to take another spin at the wheels?

>>9255572
jirachi you dumbfuck
he hates your guts why wouldnt he shitpost us

>>9255572
>insert coin

>>9255572
(Jirachi.)

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>Fluffles starts sailing towards Unova
>As the ship travels along it's course, he continues to sort through a pile of bottles
>One, in particular, stands out
>It appears to be quite old, with some sort of paper sealed inside

>>9255589
Because he's the exact opposite of a douchebag?

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>>9255589
(Because Jirachi fucking makes the threads and manages them, seriously just shut the fuck up already and stop talking out of your ass)
>>9255571
Um... two pieces of advice! Don't call Lunala a fag, and bring lots of water into Poni Canyon!

>>9255589
(because it's his fukkin' general)

>>9255672
>>9255654
the ultimate cover story

>>9255654
Interesting that a legendary pokemon would be so easily provoked. Thank you for the advice.

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>Kiddo: set up the new little tent
>Smile, and unfold the blanket
>She's setting it up in her dad's apartment, but still. First time camping with the new tent!!

>>9255696
kys

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>>9255717
>Firecat: curl up in the corner away from the tent
>Firecat: make sure butt is against wall and eyes are looking at the tent, and try to go to sleep

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>>9255708
Oh, no, I'm pretty sure Lunala just doesn't like me.... You're welcome!
>Sun: roast a marshmallow on the tire fire

>>9255763
Really? Sorry if this is prying to much into your personal life, but what could you have done to draw the ire of a legendary? You must have done something rather impressive.

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>>9255717
>sord stays in place unnmoving and unblinking
>sleeping?
>who really knows

>>9255763
Oh? He seems to like you a lot.

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>>9255763
>smoochbug looks intently at the marshmallow

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>>9255786
I dunno, I hadn't even met him before! I think it has something to do with me being Sun and Nebby's trainer, with him being the moon?
>>9255797
Um... I'm pretty sure that's not how you treat people you like...
>>9255809
Here, catch!
>Sun tosses a marshmallow at smooch bug and goes back to roasting more

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>>9255895
>smoochbug catched the marshmallow in the air and eats it
hmmm
delicious

>>9255895
Interesting, but what is a Nebby? I don't think I've ever heard of that pokemon.

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>>9255895
What could you possibly know of the heart of the great lord Lunala? Lunala, Eternal Lord of the Night Sky, great protector of us all, Mahiana Pea!

You will never reach heaven!

>>9255984
Shoo shoo, this forum is for sunbros, not lunatics.

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>>9255936
Oh, sorry, Nebby is my Solgaleo!
>>9255917
Um... maybe I have stuff for s'mores!
>Rolling
>>9255984
>Sun visibly cringes
Whatever you say... If you know Lunala's heart so well do you wanna explain what he's up to...?

>>9256015
>sunbros
Nah this is a darkmoon thread.

>>9255984
Preach it brother of the night
>>9256015
Just accept the grace of the lord Lunala. You will find peace in his loving embrace.

>>9256015
>Dark Spirit Oroboro has invaded!
Sunbros gtfo.

>>9256042
My boi.

>>9256015
Even if I don't know what a Lunala is I'm a Darkmoon all the way.

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>>9256056
>>9255984
My kid's asleep so I can say this:
Fuck all 'yall, Necrozma's better. Palkia, too, but that's a whole different debate.

>>9256087
eat shit faggot

>>9255572
Remove Turts and Emrys as its been proven a multitude of times hateboner has been in the discord the whole time.
>>9255589
Let's say it was jiji. He would of revealed a heck ton of personal info (on everyone) and fucked right the fuck off as he's the most trusted person. But surprise, surprise. It's not.

>>9256035
Wow, champion of the region and the owner of a legendary. You're a pretty impressive kid.

>>9256103(me)
Also remove Ray as he has an alibi.
>>9256100
Kys.

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>>9256035
Wouldn't you like to know, ingrate. The Master's will is not to be prattled like common gossip! Be grateful that he has seen it fit to turn his gaze to you at all.

>>9256087
Necrozma is useless, useless, useless!

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>>9256130
>necrozma is useless
wanna come say that to my face fucker

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>>9256130
>Necrozma is useless
That's what everyone says before getting a Prismatic Laser to the face

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>>9256130
WANNA COME SAY THAT TO MY FACEFUCKER

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>>9256138
>>9256153
What? Do you dare deny the perfection of Lord Lunala?

>>9256157
...Yare yare daze

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>>9256103
The image itself is not meant as "who's Hateboner?", it's to call out anons/Hateboner when they try to, erroneously, call out X user for Y reason, including being Hateboner. Which, by the way, still includes Turts and Emrys as they're still frequent targets of such wild accusations.

Because honestly, calling out people for playing as X character, or doing Y stupid thing, or... well, being Hateboner, is getting old, and everyone's sick of it.

Also, we can't exactly just remove two people, because then we'd have two slots on the wheels missing.

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>>9256130
hey b0ss you wanna like
go back in time 4 minutes

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>>9256130
Oh, you did not-
>>9256138
>>9256153
Aw, sweet, I'm not the only one white knighting-
>>9256157
Aw, hell yeah. How's it going?

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>>9256117
Aw, thanks! I'm not the best champion, but I try!
>>9256130
Yeah, I guess I am an ingrate! So? Not like there's much to be thankful for!

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the sun is better, because without the sun there would not be moon
but there needs to be a balance between the two

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>>9256211
You're just say that because without the sun we wouldn't be a duo.

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>>9256171
dude
lunala aint perfect
i can name two flaws right now
dark and ghost
>>9256157
>gladiii
>where's those wicked snugs at man
>cuddle away the desire to die plz
jinx dude

>>9256211
This is entirely incorrect.

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>>9256174
Make it so!

>>9256204
>>9256189
>>9256237
Weep at your own weakness!

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>>9256171
No one is perfect, not even the gods themselves.

>>9256248
At least I am not a cultist or a slave.
I would dunk on you you more but I have important IRL issues to attend, and signal isn't exactly good down here.

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>>9256237
>snug that skitts
>hey dude uh
>how am i gonna do time travel
>help
>>9256248
alright
「 MADE IN HEAVEN」
>>9256130
>right back here
yo

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>>9256248
I'd tell you to eat my entire ass, but I wouldn't even trust you with that, pendejo cabrón.

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>>9256311
Get on back here so we can, like, try this thing out~

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>>9256234
at least I can be in the same vicinity of someone sleeping without them having a terrifying nightmare

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>>9256349
More HP for me.

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>>9256317
>thank
>snuggle time go
>time to curl up and forget everything my therapist said because she's a fucker
>Uhhhh.... Fug
>I think uhh... you and the Jiji reference guy would go back to that post and uh fucking...
>Can rerespond to everything and retcon your own posts? I'm not sure man lemme talk to the other GMS and get a consensus

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>>9256035
Want more
Want more
>smoochbug give sun the puppy eyes

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>>9256344
Careful with the capacitors, I'm going to need those for other pro...
>Assorted zapping noises

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>>9256367
how do you sleep soundly knowing that you bring unpleasantness to others
Hopefully your legs snap off like twigs and go up your ass

>>9256344
>>9256311
Well now I can see why you and Seb were so good at giving me advice earlier.

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>>9256456
At least I have an ass.
And the nightmares are a defense mechanism.

>>9256456
>Peel bananas

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>>9256456
Excuse me?
>casually create plans to curse the ugly duckling

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>>9256434
Oh, yeeeah...
Grab that remote and let me get over there~
>Loud squeaking sounds

>>9256463
You have a nice ass darkrai

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>>9256408
>Ollie: forget why you were posting or feeling salty
Hey, can I get some advice here from any Palkia-worshipers? Got a new living situation, how do I set up a shrine and what should I be offering?

>>9256408
>okay so, I got an answer and like
>basically this
>everything in the reply chain gets retconned and you get to redo them

>>9256541
Shrine I've got no idea, offerings though? Liquor.

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>>9256518
>Nerd noises
>Machine noises
>Zapping noises
>As loud as possible, the "basement" allows it
>Fade to black

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>>9256317
I'll be going now. May you all discover Heaven through the glory of Lord Lunala.
>throws a bunch of crackers at Sun
>It's a metaphor for something

>>9256541
hey fampai, palkia digs candy, retro games, soda, and liquor. :^)
shrine can be whatever famalasada, most people make shinto type ones though

>>9256572
...Palkia is that you?

>>9256577
Nah that's poolkia.

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>>9256463
With legs like those I doubt it is even much of an ass at all
>>9256471
This conversation doesn't concern you, go back to giving candy to strange Cosmog

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I need advice. What is the best way to garner worshippers? I preform miracles and control humans but it does not seem to change their opinions.

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>>9256413
Haha, okay!
>Toss a marshmallow
>>9256568
>Sun is pelted with crackers
Why...

>>9256458
They kind of went all out when their relationship got leaked.

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>>9256592
Considering that is my husband you are referring to? It does. I can confirm that Darkrai indeed has an ass, would you like the image burned into your eyelids?

>>9256577
uhhhh nope sorry fampai, my name is poolkia
>>9256590
yeah see
>>9256604
miracles gotta be sex based

>>9256618
>Toss a bucket of Lunala lewd juice on Sun

>>9256604
C'thun?

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>>9256648
I do enough of that with my tentacles, "Poolkia".

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>>9256618
>smoochbug happily eats the marshmallow
>full smoochbug sleeps in sun's feet

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>>9256572
Oh, hell yes!
I'll get it all set up.

Okay, here's a tricky one: Is Necrozma interested in offerings and stuff? I have literally no clue.

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>>9256676
GEMS AND CRYSTALS PLEASE
CLEARNESS IS PURITY

>>9256634
It's just family banter gadreel
Brother and sister bickering

>>9256666
Uh nice get... What kind of worship, shrine and offerings?

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>>9256676
nec?
dude the only thing ive ever seen go in necs mouth is dick so like
i doubt food offerings will work but like
hell
ill ask him when he wakes up
>>9256699
nvm theres your answer

>>9256629
well good for them, makes me want to get closer to my Arcanine

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>>9256634
Would you like to see what happens when I remove the feather I left on your roof of your shack
Because I can arrange that

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>>9256665
Mora.
>>9256718
Tapestry over a table works, go for purple. I prefer seashells, fish and anything ocean based.

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>>9256699
Oh, thank you so much.
I'll have things all set up soon, I can't make too much noise without waking up mi mija.
>>9256723
Excellente.

>>9256760
Thank you Lord Mora.

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>>9256663
>Sun: get covered in purple grape(?) smelling lewd juice
What... Why?
>He has no idea what this stuff is
>Probably thinks it's soda
>Lick it off areas where he can
Aw heck, this is gonna stain...
>>9256671
'Night bug!

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>>9256744
The feather that doesn't exist? Such things are destroyed by the warding on the shack, and even if they weren't the warding repels outside influence.
I have slept with Dakrai outside of my house as well, it is impossible for you to have a feather everywhere we go.

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>>9256804
>slutcatte: portal in
Niiiice~
>slutcatte: portal out

>>9256732
Probably he would enjoy it as much as you.

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>>9256902
Wait what...??
What's nice??

>>9256931
>you're met with silence from where the Triple D once stood and the vague sense of someone laughing at you in the distance

>>9256760
Hell you sound better than some of the gods here. I'm in.

>>9256931
Gee Sun, you smell really nice.

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>>9256951
>confused Sun sounds
>>9257073
Um.... thanks? I mean... I just got a bunch of grape soda dumped on me by some guy...
Maaan, im probably gonna have to throw this shirt out.... that suck, this was my favorite blue stripe shirt!

>>9257140
Nah, I think you should keep it. It looks really good on you. I'm sure it'll wash out.

>>9256760
Better than Palkia, the cunt. I'll convert my shrine.

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>>9257155
I mean... I guess, it's just really, really sticky. I can go shirtless for a day or two, it's not that big of a deal!

>>9257223
Yeah, I guess you'd be a lot more comfortable like that anyway. Are the pants are safe? Or did they get soaked too?

>>9257223
>roll to put ice in suns underwear

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>>9257253
My pants are fine, it was just my chest that got hit!
>>9257301
>Anon failed - Mr Crutches hobbles back and uses Nebby as a shield
Don't touch me, please!

>>9257333
>roll to licc Sun

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>Planning music: on.
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Qst-2zmM-k&
>77 is lying down on his bed, scribbling in his notebook, occasionally going back and crossing things out.
>One thing's for certain, 33 probably needs some powerful Pokemon.
>77 makes a note to give 33 one of the Pokemon he stole, maybe the Medicham.
>Maybe turn some of them into Shadow Pokemon too, gonna have to talk to 33 about that first.
>77: doodle a Lunala on the same page as the Solgaleo drawing.

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>>9257333
>Tripsfail
>Too bad Lunala isn't online right now
>Presumably
>not sure what to do for this
>Sun trips and falls flat on his face?
>>9257361
>Fail
Stay away from me, please!
>He panic crawls over to Nebby

>>9257398
>roll to red rocket the nebby

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>>9257406
>Like all Legendaries Nebby's dick is literally non existent until he needs it
>So this fails away
>Nebby attempts to bite Anon's hand off for even trying

>>9257398
>roll to steal pants

>>9257435
boo
>shine a red dot on suns groin

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>>9257445
>>9257509
>both fail
Stop it!!
>Sun clambers onto Nebby's back to avoid the anons

>>9257622
I'll get you one day Sun! I'll suck that dick raw and make you cum all over me!

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>>9257660
>Visible flinch
No, no you won't, you can't...
>He shakes a bit as he tries not to visibly freak out

>>9257732
Calm down, I'm not a bat! I'm just a regular pervert! No violent rape or mindfucking, just a blowjob!

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>>9257745
Yeah, but who says you aren't working for Lunala? The last random guy I trusted was!
>His efforts towards not panicking slowly fail him
Please don't touch me, please, I can't deal with being touched...

>>9257780
If I was working for Lunala, I'd be going like, full sneaky subtle manipulation or like, trying to kidnap you! I'm just some rando who wants to look at you naked!

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>>9257798
That's not a whole lot better! Please stop, the thought of lewd kinda... I'm... um...
..... it scares me...

>>9257850
Oh. Okay, if it's bothering you then sure. Guess I'll go try to feel up the wak or something.

>>9257850
>roll to forcibly strip Sun to his underwear

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>>9257850
>Supply Sun with 12 dildos of varying size and shape, a fleshlight, a set of sounding rods, a tube of lube, and a barrel of root beer.

>>9256173
Replace those slots with other Rpers? I mean other people are going to get accused anyways.

>>9258696
(Emrys is back tho)

>>9259232
(Oh shit really? Who?)

>>9259636
(I mean who is he playing)

>>9259641
(The Torracat, IIRC, AKA mindfuck bait)

Bones is for succ

>>9259771
Bones is for hugging

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>>9256648
Hail Lord Poolkia!

>>9259808
From behind, so you have a better grip to pound his ass

>>9254630
They're confusing. I mean, some pokemon that die come back as ghosts but some ghosts are born as ghosts, but non ghost pokemon that die and come back as ghosts pass on and I don't even know if ghost pokemon can die.

>>9259948
But only with consent and after politely taking him out to a nice dinner date.

>>9259964
...meh, I guess

>>9259955
Maybe when sent back to the DW and Giratina is like no third chances?

>>9259691
>Mindfuck bait
So luring her into your embrace, teasing her holes as you mess with her head and make her feel like her mouth is full of the thickest, warmest load she can imagine, watching her swallow nothing over and over again as she tries to get it all down?

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>>9259955
>Spooky Bitch: Come outta fukken nowhere
Dying and coming back as a ghost usually indicates that the soul in question had unfinished business.

Ghosts can't be killed in the traditional sense, but they can be banished.

Spooky breeding involves a lot of different processes depending on the spectral spectacle in question, so that's gotta get handled on more of a case by case basis.

>>9260097
That's lewd Anon

>>9260097
I mean, there's other things you could do. Make her think your cock is a popsickle and have her slowly lick it for hours until you nut on her face, force her into heat in a the middle of town in front of her friends, making her beg to be fucked every time she tries to ask for help, all kinds of fun stuff.

>>9260171
Problem is that she's going to be a dark type soon, so it all has to be consensual or she no-sells it.
...Maybe those are her kinks though?
Oooh, make her feel like there's a hot, twitching cock in her ass at all times, pumping in and out of her, lubricating itself with cum, always just stimulating enough to keep her on edge...

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>>9257911
>Dubsfail
>He gets one of those
>Sun wakes up with a barrel of root beer nearby
Um.... guys? The soda kinda kinda stained my skin... it's not super dark but um.... its kinda hard purple

>>9259232
No shit? I mean replace them with Rpers who haven't been accused yet as they'll get accused eventually.

>>9260199
It doesn't matter if she's a Dark Type because Miracle Eye is a thing

>>9260199
Oh, yeah, she's totally into it. Wouldn't be surprised if the slut starts hunting down anything with Miracle Eye just to get broken down and fucked senseless.

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>>9260209
>Tenacious D: Portal in
HA! GAAAAAAAY!
>Tenacious D: Portal out

>>9260237
Do you think she would beg?
I think she would beg.
Pokemon go into heat, right?

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>>9260249
W-what...? It's soda, how is that gay?

>>9260289
Depends on the species. Torracat would though.

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>>9260293
>Bully Cat: Hit the jackpot
>Portal in and go full retard
Soda huh? So you ever tried drinking it?

>>9260304
Field egg group right? That would put Inciniroar in there too.
Probably wrong though. Any Pokemon breeders online to answer this question?

>>9260289
She'd be begging one way or another once her mind starts getting rewired. Either she admits she's a whore and begs to have her fantasy fulfilled, or she begs the psychic to stop and that just makes it hotter. Probably a bit of both.

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>>9260307
No...? I don't even know what brand of soda this is, and I drink a lot of soda! Do you know a salted-grape soda...?

>>9260326
Might not be a whore, if she only goes after one Psychic, but still, hot as fuck.

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>>9260320
Egg groups have nothing to do with whether or not a Pokémon goes into heat, seeing as Serperiors also occupy the field egg group but do not possess heats. You are correct in that Incineroar is in the field egg group.

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>>9260332
>roll to resist urge to laugh at barely legal pile of bat lewd
Sssooo. It's salty huh? Does that mean you tasted it? I think that brand might be a special home brew kinda deal.

>>9260349
Ah, but does Inciniroar go into heat?

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>>9260355
Incineroar is still a feline Pokémon, so yes. Its heats would be incredibly dangerous, considering its typing. Dark types have a tendency to get forceful and manipulative when on their heats.

>>9260393
Well that IS something good to know.

>>9260393
And that's why Dark types are the best lovers.

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>>9260350
Um... yeah, a bit? ... don't most people lick food off of their arms if they spill it there...? I didn't really have anything else to clean it off with...
Oh... so someone made soda just to dump it on me...? That's kinda weird!

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>>9260410
Glad I could help.
>>9260421
...... well then. I hope you realize that the genitalia of most feline Pokémon are too small for human penetration. I would thus advise against attempting intercourse with an Incineroar line Pokémon in heat.

whats a good way to be useful when youve givwn up

>>9260459
Aren't Inciniroar like almost six feet tall? Obviously you wouldn't fuck a Litten, but Inciniroar are human sized, right?

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>>9260393
That's an offensive stereotype lettuce face! I'm not manipulative at all!

...By the way I think you dropped something, better bend over and grab it.

>>9260423
>DDD: make that one face
>you know the one
>the YES YES sickos face
Someone was just carrying around a barrel full of cu....crystal clear soda? And they marked you with it?

>>9260484
>dump Hoopa lewd juice on the cat

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>>9260482
The vaginal entrance of a Litten is roughly the size of a q-tip. If you keep in mind that Incineroar's vaginal entrance would be proportionally small compared to the body you have a Pokemon hat can't be safely penetrated with human genitalia. However, one could probably finger an Incineroar.
>>9260484
Mhmmm. I'm sitting in my bed, so your trick has failed off the bat.

>>9260326
>Implying she'd beg the Psychic to stop when she feels like the thickest, hottest dick she can take is filling her up and there's another one in her second hole doing the same thing.

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>>9260528
...I'm talking about this thing, not a Litten. It's human sized, so it should have a human sized pussy!

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>>9260484
It wasn't crystal clear? Like... um... kinda like a solid purple? Yeah, they just dumped it on me, it was weird!

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>>9260514
Jokes on you fag, I'm already covered in it.

>>9260528
Oh. Well. Your hair is stupid and looks like lettuce.

>>9260563
>give up trying to suppress laughter
>openly giggling
Oh yeah? Did he just cum over and do it? Sounds like he got off easy. Maybe you should shoot off on him if he comes back for sloppy seconds.

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>>9260543
You aren't listening to what I'm saying. Incineroar doesn't have a human sized vagina. Litten and Incineroar are proportionally the same size, meaning their genitalia maintains the same body-size ratio. Hence, an Incineroar does not have a q-tip sized vaginal entrance. It would probably be around... perhaps a single finger or thumb for size.

>>9260577
>dubfails
>beyond laughing, the dcat is now on the found rolling and choaking on his own spit

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>>9260577
>>9260590
>Extremely confused Sun sounds
Are you okay....? I really don't get what's so funny!

>>9260584
...could it be stretched with practice?

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>>9260622
Presumably, but training an Incineroar to take human genitalia would be like training a human to take Mudsdale genitalia.

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>>9260615
>roll to regain composure
>if fails, the Tripple D is talking through gasps and laughter
Nothing, don't worry about it. Just sounds like someone really made their mark all over you. Guess everyone isn't that lucky.

>>9260656
Given I've heard of someone training to take a Tyrantrum's dick? Totally possible.

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>>9260662
To mark me...? I guess, but it was just soda, I don't get what's so funny...?

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>>9260706
Heh. Don't worry about it champ. Just uh... that stuff'll probably come out if you just keep on licking it. That's a really good way to save on the cleaning bills.

A-and whatever you do, don't wash those clothes for a while. That'll make the 'em stain worse

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>Firecat: awaken and check online
OH ARCEUS WHY DO YOU PEOPLE ALL WANT ME TO DO THAT SORT OF THING!?!?

>>9260750
Because it'd be cute.

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>>9260731
I already licked the stuff off of my arms, I'm not gonna lick anywhere else!
Um.... my favorite shirt got stained purple, I don't think it'll stain much worse? I just want it to stop having that sticky feeling so I can wear it again!
>>9260750
Hey um, I got soda dumped on me by a random guy and this Alolan Meowth is acting like it's the funniest thing ever, is it just a cat thing to laugh at random stuff?

>>9260680
(Holyshit skitts walked right into that one. My fucking sides.)

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>>9260680
They... what? That's... why. Pokephiliacs really will go to great lengths to get laid.
>>9260780
(Same, I almost choked.)

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>>9260754
No it wouldn't! Some of these things would be degrading and horrible! This is why Psychics are disgusting!
Most psychics, I mean.
>>9260774
Uh... No clue, sorry.

>>9260680
(Holy fuck, RIP my sides)

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>>9260774
Trust me, that feeling never goes away.

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>>9260750
Because some humans can be quite shameless
But worry not mademoiselle i shall protect you from those Ruffians with my pure amour

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>>9260802
Indeed, sir. Not like there is a problem with that, often necessity leads to creation. An example being Colress.

>>9260680
(Pfffffhahaha)

>>9260803
>not wanting to be degraded
Next you'll say you don't want to get covered in salty cum

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>>9260859
Aww, okay... I guess I'll just have to throw out my favorite shirt... maaaaaan.
Any idea how to get these stains out?
>The champ scratches at one of the light purple marks on his skin

>>9260803
>Dump Malamar ink on

>>9260905
Laundromat.

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>>9260902
I DON'T!
>>9260919
>Firecat status: inked
>INTERNALLY SCREAMING
>EXTERNALLY SCREAMING

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>>9260905
>Ashy Cat: Be amused
Hey, I can take that shirt off your hands. I'll get it cleaned up really good. Uh... do you really wanna get those stains off? They look pretty impressive. Got a whole tattoo thing goin'

>>9260947
>roll to mindrape cat

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>>9260869
>sord ignored
>try to not look disappointed

>>9260919
>>9260965
(Stop doing this . This thread is more about two characters than all of them now.)

>>9260947
>Pour ink remover on cat

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>>9260905
Woah, hey! Who poured ink on you, bzzzzzt?

>>9260972
(Sorry to shitpost but I agree with this guy, this shit is getting annoying.)

>>9261031
>>9261031
(Ive dumped shit on every single character that's posted thus far except for N, but whatever)

>>9260972
>>9261031
>>9261059
(I think this shit is dumb too but shitposting about it isn't going to fix anything. I'm just fucking bored.)

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>>9260971
>sord looks a bit disappointed
>he notices and tries to hide it with his usual cheery attitude
WHAT A GOOD DAY ISN'T IT

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>>9260949
No, I really like this shirt...
Um.... I guess the soda stains can stay for now...?
>>9261006
I don't know, some random guy...
>>9261069
(I could try and start up some minor plot stuff with Zekrom or Palkia for you guys, it's just kinda hard because they get metagamed to death)

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>>9261094
>RotomDex scoops some off and smacks his arm against his screen.
Yep, mhm... Just as I thought. Zzzrt!
>His screen is now dirty.
I don't have any taste buds, kiddo. You're outta luck!

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>>9260965
>Firecat: solidly spooked by the prodding at her mind and ink on her body
>Firecat: flip the fuck out

(The random anon harassment and dropping stuff on characters has been here from the beginning. Ignore it if you think it's dumb.)

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>>9261115
....
>Sun wipes the """""""soda""""""""" off of rotom's screen
Think you can figure out what brand it is...?

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>>9261120
>joyeuse notices the firecat flipping out
Are you okay?
>he tries to help firecat calm down

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>>9261177
>You manage to smudge the screen up and open the Aloladex up.
G-geezzzzz, kiddo. Little rough with the goods? Probably some kinda Goodra or Malamar stuff.

(I'll be 200% honest. This rotomdex player is a lot more interesting than some of the longer lived characters. Good man.)

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>>9261228
Whoops...
>Grab the discarded shirt and try to clean him off
Um... what? Isn't it... I thought it was soda??
>A feeling of dread washes over Sun
Oh it's... it's not soda, is it...

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>>9261244
(Hey thankzzzzzz!)
>>9261263
>Much better!
Well I can't zzzmell or taste it, ain't as cool as the bug thingzzz that coffee guy makezzz. But it stainzz like a Malamar, might taste like a Goodra?

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It's time for me to start cleaning and prepare the house to become my shop
>the last two digits is how many posts until the house is fully clean

>>9261289
>roll to shut the dex down

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>>9261289
Um... it mostly smelled like grape, and tasted like salty grape...
Why are you talking about Goodra and Malamar...?

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>>9261309
Hands off the goods!
>>9261340
Grape, grape...
Juzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzt a zzzecond!
>Processing...
>Processing....
>Processing.....
I got it! Through my patent pending methods of data retrieval and search methods I've found a few interesting thingzzzz.
1. Legendariezzzz commonly have lewd goo that hazzz a taste.
2. The onezzzzz I can find on the internet are described as chocolate.
3. I've found a few anonymous reportzzzz of a human asking the Moone Pokemon, Lunala about it'zzzz lewd goo!
4. "Lunala" said it tastezzzzz like grape.
Conclusion: Lunala!
>Close 4chan archives tab.
>Smile.

>>9261408
best computer husbando

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>>9261408
>Realization
That's.... it's.... it's...
>the look of someone absolutely horrified with what they have done
THAT'S GROSS!! I ATE THAT STUFF!!
>Realization episode 2
Are you saying I ate Lunala's...
>An incredibly flustered Sun freaks out and stuffs his shirt in the bottom of his bag
Um... I still kinda smell like grape.... do you think anyone else will notice...?

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>>9261479
>smoochbug wakes up
>looks at sun with a surprised and a bit disgusted
what did you do yesterday

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>>9261452
Thankzzz!
>>9261479
Hey what you do is what you do, kiddo. Aaaaanyway, have your pokezzzz been acting different?
Might want to try rolling around in the dirt or jumping in the ocean.
>>9261486
Like that!

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it wasn't that dirty surprsingly
but it needed a good cleaning
but first i need some money to buy some materials
but i don't think i have enough for it

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>>9261194
PSYCHICS ARE ATTACKING EVERYONE RUN!
>FIRECAT: SCRAMBLE FOR DOOR IN PANIC

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>>9261486
>Shame, embarrassment, and generally flustered
N-nothing! A guy dumped a bucket on me, why, do I smell weird??
>>9261489
..... I don't think jumping in the ocean would be a good idea... are there any streams nearby?

>>9261517
try some battling!

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>>9261580
worry not mademoiselle
i shall take care of those scondrels
i shall take care of that
>look for the psychics

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>>9261582
Hm...
>Pull up the map.
You could hop off toward the Battle Tree, which might be a weird idea unless you're into public nudity- orrr... The coast? That'd be zzzouth of where we are right now!
>Point in the general direction.

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>>9261582
>squint
hmmm
if you say so...

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>>9261593
sound good
i guess i should get some battles

>>9261582
Why wash off the gift of Lunala? you should bask in it.

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>>9261661
I don't think it can really be "Lunala's Gift" if it was a random guy with a bucket who gave it!
>>9261645
Do.... do I smell weird?
>>9261637
Okay, we'll walk to the coast! Um... it's gonna be kinda awkward with crutches though...

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>>9261700
>nods
>scrounch face

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>>9261655
>there is no battles what so ever
well what bad luck

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>>9261743
>Quietly watches from nearby

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>>9261743
I'd be up for a battle or two, the last few days have been really stressful for me.
Are you in Orre?