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ITT: Pokemon are real. What's your opinion on the tap

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ITT: Pokemon are real.

What's your opinion on the tapus?

Rules/Info: http://pastebin.com/dy3GD8Me
Characters: http://pastebin.com/wVFqcLZh
Recap: http://pastebin.com/smet7PBJ

Previous Thread: >>9241099
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>>9249566
Me
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>>9249566
succ
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Hello par. My superpower is spreading love. I love all of you.
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>>9249603
There is no force in this universe that will allow me to love again.
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>>9249470
Yeah, so?? Lunala called me cute, still doesn't mean he's lovable!
>>9249547
What?? I think you met a different Lunala...
>>9249472
We get to ride Nebby there!!
>Let Nebby out of the ball
>Start loading camping stuff on him
>Rolling for how long it takes, since Sun is kinda crippled atm
>>9249566
The Tapus are cool! I kinda wish we got to hang out more...
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>>9249618
I love you.
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>>9249640
I feel so empty.
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>>9249566
Delet
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>>9249623
>smoochbug nods and tries to help push some of the lighter stuff to help
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>>9249655
*Fills emptiness with love*
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>Roll for it to be thursday already
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>>9249566
They make my special brand of archaeology extremely difficult. Delet them. Delet them all.
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>>9249695
Why?
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>Rolling to send all the players of /par/ into the pokeworld
>pick if you become one of your characters or not
>PLEASE
>PLEAAAAAAASE LET ME OUT OF THIS SHITTY BORING WORLD
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>>9249704
I would electrocute you but I'm not sure how well it'd go over with Lele if I told her I was zapping cocks.
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>>9249718
Update day.

>>9249739
You have one job.
One. Job.
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>>9249623
You're just ungrateful, the moment Lunala called me sweet was the moment I knew my purpose.
>>9249566
indifferent towards them.
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>>9249757
What are you going to do? Update the end of par?
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>>9249739
im down with this
i want to get cucked by Sylvie finally.
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>>9249741
Lele is a shitposter
Fuck her
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>>9249566
Words can not describe.
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>>9249771
No, par is eternal, just like shitposting.
I just want more webcomics to read.
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>>9249741
>squint
One day Tapu. One day. Your secrets will be mine.
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>>9249798
I could try but I see that ending terribly.
>>9249846
As you say, cock.
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>>9249526
>"Don't worry about me, 33. I can look after myself."
>"I hope you weren't training too hard and hurting yourself."
>"Also shit, sorry. I just remembered I probably need to go hand in a report, I'll have to meet you tomorrow instead."
>"I'll buy you lunch to make up for it, I promise."
>77: head on back to the Key Lair.
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>>9249880
Would it be incest?
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>>9249890
>"Alright."
>33: Just pay for the food and leave.
>33: Go buy some booze and try to forget your troubles.
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>>9249685
All loaded! Now we just...
>Roll to clamber onto Nebby's back
>>9249767
What?? Why would I be grateful, he...!
>Sun pauses, taking a moment to try and force his cheerful facade again
Okay anon, I guess you know everything! How does you even show gratefulness?
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>>9249880
AL-COCK! AL-COCK!
Why does no one ever get it right...?
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>>9250020
>smoochbugs climbs too
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>>9250011
Does 77 even care about you? What are you fucking doing anymore?
He's going to get all the glory while you waste away in a goddamn hospital bed.
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>>9250020
Sadly the only way I can show my gratefulness currently is by offering prayer up to Lunala's beautiful night sky. One day I hope he'll take notice of me and then I can show my full gratitude.
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>Firecat: laze around in an afternoon sunbeam and check online.
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>>9250061
Cock, heh!
>Descend back into bathtub full of goo
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>>9250131
Remember, you can't rest. Ever. Not even for a moment. Every moment you spend lazing in that sun beam is a moment where you aren't getting stronger, a moment you give to the psychics
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>>9250061
>Stroke cock
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>>9249623
No, I definitely know which Lunala I mean. Big pretty eyes, graceful wings, gimmering fangs, big thick throbbing... uh. Chest.
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>>9250061
Cock.
>Splet.
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>>9250188
What are you, straight?
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>>9250158
WHY

>>9250187
ALSO WHY

>>9250199
I HAVE NO MORE WHY TO GIVE BUT STILL WHY
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>>9250199
>Zibel gags on the splet and splets all over the floor.
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>>9250117
I don't know.
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>>9250188
They all look like that!
>>9250126
By doing??
>>9250112
To Poni!
>La liona to Poni Island
Hey guys, know any good spots to camp out on Poni Island? Hopefully near the Ruins of Hope!
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>>9250208
I was until I saw the beauty and perfection of Lord DI- uh. Lunala!

>>9250279
I know, but this one was sooo charismatic~
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>>9250188
Agreed, I wish I could stare into Lunala's eyes for the rest of my life.
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>>9250185
For once, you've got a point, but I'm not just going to leave these two behind
>Firecat: glance at sord and Anna
I kinda need their help, and even if they don't wake up for a while, I won't just give in to psychics, I resisted Malamar for a solid second, and I'm stronger now...
Hmm, maybe I should ask...

>Firecat: post
Hello everyone, does anyone have any advice for resisting psychic attacks?
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>>9249566
Tapu Koko's at least decent. The other three are awful at their jobs- they act less like guardians and more like tyrants, or worse, kids playing with toys.
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>>9250279
Anything the lord of the night wished of me. Nothing is off the table when it comes to serving him.
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>>9250337
fuck off you dropped mew
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>>9250363
As far as I know, nobody's picked her up since. Nothing's stopping me from picking her back up myself.
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>>9250337
(I thought you dropped mew...?)
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>>9250363
(That's not chuckles you idiot.)
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>>9250337
REEEEEEEEEEEE
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>Google some good camping spots yourself
>>9250301
Um... Define charismatic, because one of us doesn't know what that words means, and I'm not sure if it's me or you!
>>9250353
Oooooook.... Hey wait, I thought Darkrai ruled the night?
>>9250392
(It is Chuckles though?)
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>>9250231
C'mon everyone let's stop annoying al
>>9250158
Hey wait up gask
>nirie hugs gask on his back
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>>9250433
>DRINK
>Also dubsfail so like
>I guess Google is absolutely unhelpful
>Gives him the absolutely worst camping spot ever
>Help me out here guys idk where that would be
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>>9250279
>smoochbug is startled but doesn't stop holding solgaleo
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>>9250433
You would refuse the advances of Lord Lunala? How dare you! Lunala dwells within the heavens, and thus humans should spend their lives trying to attain 'Heaven'
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>>9250324
I'd suggest packing a type-resistance berry, which in your case would be a Payapa berry, but... type-resistance berries only work if you're weak to whatever type they're supposed to protect against. Since you're a pure Fire type, and Psychic is normally effective to you, Payapa berries will only taste good.

Honestly, my advice is to evolve. You're going to be completely immune to Psychic attack when you become a Dark-type.
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>>9250433
>>9250478
>It almost certainly suggested that Sun go to the Lake of the Moone. Which is basically Lunala's doorstep.
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>>9249566
Tapu Koko's, like, the best. Melemele represent!

>Psych mouse: enjoy your day off
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>>9250478
(Just trying to defend chuckles from HB.)
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>>9250546
(Trust me, it's far better to just ignore them. Source: I'm Chuckles myself.)
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>>9250539
Ha, almost dozing off up there?
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>>9250131
>Kiddo's player: get back
>Kiddo: finish acquiring Berries.
>Training roll last thread: evens.
Heya!
How's it going?
I've been, um, looking at how to get to Alola.
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>>9249739
>rolling to help anon
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>>9250475
Heh, hello.
>Almost melt in the goo.
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WRRRRRRRRRRYYYYYYYYYYYYY
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>>9250580
Maaaaaybe, bro.
That coffee crash is, like, hella rough. Need a second cup.
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>>9250433
Are you implying that a pokemon who merely controls the domain of nightmares stands anywhere close to Lunala? You are a fool, I don't know how someone who has apparently had so many interactions with the beautiful lord of the night is so ignorant to his blessings. I wish I had a mere fraction of the interactions you have apparently had with Lunala, I would truly attain heaven this way.
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>>9250600
>Dubs
>Still fucking nothing
>GOD WHY
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>>9250475
...Thank... you?

>>9250613
That's lewd.
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>>9250645
maybe we have to kill ourselves first?
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>>9250630
This is why I always carry close a thermos full of brew.
>Pass the coffee
Stunts set is absolutely full, but we should be close now.
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>>9250590
Pretty good. Better than this morning even.
>Firecat: wince at the things she was thinking about this morning
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>>9250727
MUSKY CUM DROOLING MALAMAR COCK
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>>9250535
>I would but it's an entirely different island
>Even Sun isn't that dumb
>Maybe that can happen when he goes camping on Ula'ula and gets a dubsfail
>Since I'm pretty sure he will
>>9250504
>Google tells Sun that camping at the top of Poni Canyon is a good idea
Let's go!
>>9250640
Um... Lunala is 4x weak to Darkrai's STAB.... I'm pretty sure Darkrai would win!
.... Are you... Jealous??
>>9250517
... Got any advice for humans?
>>9250509
Um... Yes? I would? I think I've kinda already attained Heaven, Nebby is my best friend!
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>>9250645
>>9250696
Use the power of love to succeed.
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>>9250652
No problem al
>>9250613
So how was you and al's adventure in that cave?
I was so worried something happened to both of you
>Neck kiss on gask
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>>9250737
>Nah it wasn't Malamar she's legitimately disgusted by those things
>It might have been another psychic though

>Firecat: acquire thousand yard stare and try very hard not to think other lewd thoughts
>Not like you're going to ever find someone you can actually love like that, right TIff?
>Stupid trust issues.
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>>9250759
love cant fix my shitty life
or at least it hasnt yet
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>>9250791
I'm giving it all I've got, Cap'n!
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>>9250752
Fool! Nebby is fine, but have you tried filling your mouth with the love of our Master and Protector Lunala?

How can you claim have obtained heaven when you no nothing of true salvation? The beauty of Lord Lunala can not be questioned!
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>>9250703
>Ray: sipp that coffee
>Aww yee
Dude, that owns.
Like, you think we'll see some cool stunt scenes?
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>>9250791
When you are at your lowest. You have nothing to lose. You can't fail.
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>>9250803
Listen to this man and be saved! Following Lunala is the only way, cast aside other false Idols and walk into Lunala's perfect night.
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>>9250828
im not at my lowest cause i havent bought my recreational drugs to binge on
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>>9250803
The stoned priest has a point.
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>>9250803
Lunala is a rapist.
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>>9250727
I think I have an idea for how to get to Alola!
We could catch a plane, I think Daddy's saving up for a ticket.
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>>9250803
>have you tried filling your mouth with the love of our Master and Protector Lunala?
Um... Nooooo? I don't think I would wanna, I doubt it would fit...
I'm questioning Lunala right now, whoops! Looks like you're wrong and Lunala is still gross!
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>>9250777
Almost got beaten by a few mirrors and bells but heh, we pulled through.
And got some fat loot, heh heh.
Alcock?
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>>9250848
Then that means you still have a chance to fix it all before you reach that point. Better to take an opportunity like that then wait until you know you can't fail.
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>>9250875
but i wanna do mdma
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>>9250853
Just like the priests of any other religion.
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>>9250861
That's great!
And then we can do the Island challenge and get Poke beans and I'll evolve and... well, I don't know.
>Firecat: think back to Sierra in that cage
Probably do a lot of training.
A lot.
In fact let's train more now.
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>>9250826
Yeah, probably.
>Rolling for shows
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>>9250893
Bork. If this Is in fact you. Stop. We care about you. But even if you aren't him. We still care. Don't.
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>>9250869
Shining eyes, beautiful wings, deadly fags, a presence that inspires faith and awe. And you're calling it gross. You are a true blasphemer, may Lunala's judgement on you be agonizing and never ending.
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>>9250946
fangs*
would also not surprise me if he had a stable of murderous homosexuals drawn to his beauty
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>>9250946
>>9250961
Jesus fucking christ, you're worse than the hare krishna
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>>9250917
Um, sure!
>Rollan!
>Let's beat up some Absols.
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>>9251000
>Lol trips
inb4 like 30 levels
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>>9251000
>TRIPS
>HOW MANY LEVELS DO THE FIRECAT AND SORD GET JFC
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>>9250946
Yeah, it probably will be! I guess I made him mad just by existing, might as well give him an actual reason to be mad!
>>9250961
I'm pretty sure Lunala himself is a deadly fag!
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>>9251000
ebin script
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>>9250930
why do you think im bork do they wanna do mdma too?
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>>9251007
(Ok as much as you are a dick that was somewhat funny. But no I highly doubt that.)
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>>9251021
Skreeeeeeee.
SKREEEEEEEEEEEE
SKWRRRRRRRRYYYYYYYYYYYY!!
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>>9251024
wtf is mdma
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>>9251037
ecstasy dangerous but supposedly feels really good
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>>9251035
Fag!
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>>9251000
>Amazing training.
>Three repeating digits, three levels.
>Kalosian Absols got BTFO
>>9251007
>>9251022
(No, I'm not that much of a dick. )
Oh, my gosh! That went super, super mega well!
What a battle!
>Kiddo: apply potions
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>>9251052
oh just x? just take a low dose.
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>>9251007
(Take off a 0 and you've got it right.)
>>9251012
>Discord consensus is three levels for the firecat!
>Tiffany went up to level 20!
>Tiffany can learn Roar!
>Y/N?
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>>9251000
>sord leveled up 3 times
>sord now is level 24
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>>9251061
>Anna gets trips for training when half the thread never does.
>Jiji got trips for training too.
i need that script
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>>9250925
>Still too full

>>9250826
Guess we're waiting a bit more.
>Next try in last digit posts + 3
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>>9251035
The true beauty of the night has made himself visible to us! I love you Lunala, may your night last forever!
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>>9251064
nah gotta take at least 100mg
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>>9251035
Oh god oh god oh GOD I'M SORRY I'M SORRY I DIDN'T MEAN IT
>Flinch and curl into Nebby's mane
>Nebby can't attack with Sun on his back, so for now he just growls at Lunala
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>>9251120
Yes you did.
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>>9251120
>>9251035
MAHINA PEA
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>>9251056
I am~
>>9251091
Oh, thank you. Continue the good work.
I may reward you~
>>9251120
Suuun~ I just want to let you know.
You aren't safe anywhere. But I have things to do~
Maybe a friendship would be beneficial?
WRRRRRRRRRRYY!
>UB portal out.
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>>9251117
i'm not sure how much that is, never having done it or anything, but i'd suggest easing into things. would suck if you took a ton and found out you're allergic to it or something shortly after.
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>>9251074
Umm... I guess not?
>>9251081
Oh, my gosh.

Um, let's go and tell somebody! That was amazing!
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>>9251120
Yes, cowering is the proper action one should take when faced with Lunala. That is, if they aren't a proper believer like myself.
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>>9251188
inb4 anna sues her way through everything with gets
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>>9251209
I'm gonna sue you.
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>>9251179
I shall continue praising your name lord of the night. I expect no reward for doing what I was born to do, but will not deny one if you find it necessary.
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>>9251143
>>9251169
>>9251198
SHUT UP SHUT UP YOU'RE NOT HELPING
>>9251179
>That's the awkward strangled sound of a choked back sob
>Hug Nebby and try to figure out what the hell Lunala meant by friendship
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>>9251188
>Tiffany did not learn that useless move Roar!
>Thank god this child is smart enough to avoid it!
Alright, I guess.
>Firecat: feel better about life, because you're stronger now.
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>>9251291
>Maybe a friendship would be beneficial
Shiggy diggy~
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>>9251291
maybe a friendship with benefits
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>Mesprit sleeps at her lake
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>>9251088
>Dubs
>That means there's at least one confirmed viewing now.
Hey Ray, we're in!
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>>9251309
>tfw you find out shiggy diggy isnt a good thing
>I think
God damnit.
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>>9251298
So which psychic do you want to dominate you?~
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>>9250872
Well next time tell me and i'll go too, okay
I know it might be dangerous and that you might worry for me
But i worry about you too
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>Sun: go and make your way to the Grand Poni Canyon
>Roll to find fire wood
>>9251309
>>9251384
What....?
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>>9251505
He wants the booty. Not sure why, you have a nega-ass.
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>>9251453
Aw, sweet!
>Snug that nerd
>Watch that show
>Be totes cool with life
>>
Quick question, /par/.
Is lasting 10 seconds or less inside your partner good or bad?
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>>9251593
Depends on the partner?
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>>9251526
That's Gladion's joke, it's not really funny when anyone else does it. And my butt isn't as flat as he says. I mean, yeah, it's kinda flat compared to the lards of fat Alolans have, but I'm from Kanto!
>>9251593
Um... I think the joke is "one pump chump"?
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>33: Grumble about 77 and head off to train.
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>>9251593
If your partner is female then better get good with your mouth and hands, if it's a male then well they make pills for that.
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>>9251622
>Poof.
>Bat squeaking.
33, I have a mission for you.
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>>9251607
>>9251655
She is really tight and warm, if that changes anything.
Doesn't really seem to mind.
Just smiles, and keeps going.

>>9251611
I don't get it.
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>>9251298
>Anna: go find where the parents are staying
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>>9251688
It means you cum after one thrust.
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>Didn't that stuntsman that sometimes post there work here?
>Nevermind
>Have a show to enjoy

>>9251568
Now I see were most of the Pokestar budget goes to: explosions.
>Snuggle back
>Bellypats included
I needed this.
>>
>>9251593
>not lasting 500 million years
Pleb
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>>9251680
F-fuck. Uh, yes? What do you need done?
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>>9251688
Um its....
>>9251711
Yeah, that!
>Fuck you nature, roll to find something that can be burned
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>>9251711
>>9251844
I do last longer than one thrust, at least.

>>9251766
I think that would just get boring.
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>>9251844
>DUBS
>Sun finds a thing
>A burnable thing
>No it's not marijuana
>It's...
>A pile of tires
Oh cool!
Nebby, Flare Blitz!
>Tire pile: ignited
>>9251855
Two pump chump?
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>>9251855
Maybe try to make your endurance better?
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>>9251714
Same, bro. Same.
>Psych-think at the nerd.
>"Bro, like, this is awesome and so are 'chu."
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>>9251941
>Burning tire smell.
What the hell?
>Berg, mite: Go check out the burning tires.
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>>9251941
Wow
You are cool human
And the pokemon is cool too
>smoochbug is mesmerized
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>>9251962
>Thinking out loud enough for Ray to pick them up
>"This is funny, merely five months ago I thought I was condemned to a life with no real relationship"
>"Not romantically, not anything"
>"Especially not this way"
>"Thank you"
>>
>>9251941
She's usually the one doing the moving, so I lose count.
I'd say around 30, though.

>>9251951
Any tips on doing so?
I've found if I focus, I can usually hold off for a few seconds more or so.
She seems to enjoy me licking down there more anyways.
>>
>>9252223
...how do you get thirty thrusts in ten seconds!?
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>>9249566
Arcanine is stupid.
>>
>>9252223
>30 thrusts in 10 seconds
Dude what
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>>9252275
>>9252319
Keep in mind, I'm not exactly doing exact measurements here. More of a guess.
Anyways, that's with her riding me.
I think it's just muscle strength on her part?
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>>9251680
I love you Lunala!
>>
>>9252353
...I think we need more details man, what's your girl like?
And by that I mean what pokemon, because this doesn't sound like something a human could do, even if you're not exact
>>
>>9251680
My lord! You grace us with your luminescent perfection!
>>
hello question
why human not wake up when i touch them

am goodra
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>>9252457
is dead
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>>9252457
he broke
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>"Dude, I was thinking five months ago something, like, pretty damn close to that."
>"Thank 'chu, and 'chu're welcome~"
>"Like, I'm down if 'chu wanna, like... go steady?"
>>
>>9252457
>this shitpost destroyed my sides
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>>9252457
Slateportfag here, check if they're still breathing.
If not, get the nearest human to call an ambulance.
>>
>>9252512
>>9252515
how do you fix???
>>9252560
okay
>>
>>9252390
Erm...
She's a Blaziken. Really strong legs, really energetic.
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>>9252568
can no fix, srry
>>
>>9252568
duct tape and wd40
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>>9252593
And thus, everything is explained, you'd probably last a lot longer with a human, but from what I've seen Blaziken and fire types in general are prone to make guys bust a nut fast, I'd suggest a cock ring if you want to last longer, honestly
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>>9252568
wif dik
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>>9252615
>cock ring
OH HOOPAAAA~
Someone is in need of your services!
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>>9252615
Nope!
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>>9252615
...
Do they sell those for pokemon?

>>9252629
Wait, what?
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>>9252641
Nope to which part zorro
Also can you help me dig a pool
I think a moat was too ambitious
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>>9252629
Can't ya see I'm trying to shove dildos in this cat?
>>9252654
A cock ring for you.
Whatcha got to trade?
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>>9252654
Dude if someone hasn't made a business out of that now that it's legal then the world has bad business sense
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>>9252670
>Firecat: check online and see this post
>FIRECAT: EXAMINE REAR
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>>9252670
>dark catte: go maow
>currently dildo free
You suck at this.
>>
>>9252670
No, sorry. Lost my glasses earlier.

>>9252654
Have fun!
>>
>>9252678
Mademoiselle?
What are you doing?
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>>9252678
>Anna: wander over.
>Be confus.
Something up, Tiff?
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>>9252542
"For different, yet too similar reasons."
"I'm in, I'm definitely in"
>Show ends
Looks like it's time to leave
>Pick up and place mouse on shoulders
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>>9252679
>Squawk.wav
>Toss a cucumber at the catte
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>>9252666
I do not like nuts very much.

That is a lot of of digging. I think i can do it!
>>
>>9252666
>The mechanic shows up after days of work
Afternoon.
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>>9252678
>Open hoop.
>Attempt to fist cat without looking.
>>9252679
Yeah yeah.
>Attempt to shove Dragonite dildo in catto.
>>9252694
Where are ya? I'm a great multitasker.
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>>9252723
>Ollie: walk over, carrying a small bag.
Hey there. I got something for you, for when you're on your adventures.
>>9252715
>>9252678
Come on over, you might wanna hear this too.
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>>9252694
Uh. Okay.

>>9252673
That's a good point, actually.

>>9252670
What do you want in return, exactly?
>>
i-i'm back...
h-he refused me when i confessed to h-him
>holds down tears
h-he s-said that he would n-never date a s-stuttering weakling l-like me
>roll to not cry
>>
>>9252793
ok
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>>9252766
>Fishpupper: bork for Trainer

>Frankie: come running.
Hey there. How's it going, sir?
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>>9252715
>>9252723
I THINK HOOPA MI-
>>9252768
>FIRECAT: FLIP THE FUCK OUT AND BECOME MASS OF FLUFF AND FIRE AND KNIVES
>>
>>9252793
Slateportfag here, take it from somebody who's had failed relationships before:
If that's his attitude now, then being together wouldn't be healthy.
it might not seem like it right now, but there are other guys out there who aren't total assbags.
>>
>>9252793
It'll be okay, if he was that mean then he doesn't deserve someone as nice as you.
>>
>>9252768
Wait you goddamn pervert hookapipe I didn't get to stre-
>darkcate: flip the fuck out and become mass of faggotry and darkness and lewd
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>>9252768
>>9252815
>Ollie is a little surprised, to say the least.
>Too bad he doesn't have his team with him.
>Instead, he screams incoherently.
>>
>>9252805
Afternoon to you as well. The stonework in the first floor is done, took some more effort remembering all again how but we managed to get it finished.
>>
>>9252779
oui we shall go post haste
>>9252815
mademoiselle!
is something wrong?
>>
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>>9252878
>>9252887
>Firecat: attempt to calm the fuck down
>Okay, you just got fisted through a golden hoop
>Hoopa didn't get too far, it's okay, right?
>FUCKING PSYCHICS REEEEEEEEE
>>
>>9252916
Shaddup, you know you like it
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>>9252785
>Squint.
Are you that guy that was messing with the scolipede a few weeks back? Eh, whatever you got that's interesting.
>>9252870
Who needs stretching where we're going?
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>>9252883
>Vaporeon: bork, get pets

>Frankie grins.
Thank you, you have no idea how much this helps.
I'll let the Admins know; I'm field ops, not finance.
>Message the Admins and any relevant ranking grunts.
>"Got a tradesman here at the castle, he's done good work. Let's make sure he gets paid."
>>
>>9252937
Depending on the next sculpture of choice, probably him.
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>>9252931
JUST BECAUSE IT KINDA FELT GOOD DOESN'T MEAN I LIKE IT!
>Firecat: internally screaming, of course, on the outside she's kinda just curled up into a ball and is currently shaking
>Maybe someone saw the golden hoop, maybe not
>>
>>9252937
>d.cat: clearly shaking from sudden penetration
>hit ground

>>9252975
Wait whaddya meant next?
>>
>>9252845
y-yeah, b-but i really l-loved him
i-it h-hurts m-me
>starts crying
>>9252853
y-you think s-so, b-but he i-isn't wrong
n-no one w-would want me as a g-girlfriend
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>>9252937
No?
You must be thinking of someone different.
Anyways, erm, we have an old TV we don't really use. How about that?
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>>9252725
>Hold on tight, laugh, and static up Seb's hair for grins.
Helluva day, bro...
One heck of a good day.
So, like, any plans for once we get back to the station?
>>
>>9253012
You couldn't be more wrong. You will find someone. Today is just not that day.
>>
>>9252963
I've got a day or two more before Skyla realizes I'm not actually busy dealing with the other gyms and I kinda need the money, so if there are more tasks around here, just speak.
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>>9253000
>Anna: hug the catte.
Tiff, it's okay, it's gonna be okay.
>>9252878
>Look up at Ollie.
So, um... what was the thing?
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>>9252975
Hehehe~
>>9253007
Biggerrrrrr...
>Hooport in a Zekrom themed dragon dildo.
Eh?
>>9253039
Alright.
>Yoink old TV.
>Drop cockring.
>No special portal powers in this ring, you can adjust how tight or loose it is.
Have fun!
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>>9253042
>"Keep doing that it feels good"
Not really, nothing seems to be burning and there are no other urgent tasks.
>>
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>>9253007
I mean the next massive silicone work of art.

>>9253144
..Dang.
>Stare a bit
>Just a little.
Nice.
>>
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>>9253088
>Vaporeon: bork a lot
>Frankie: laugh.

Vapey, Vapey, calm down! We can handle that, I promise!
Anyway, we could use help with general handyman stuff. Light fixtures, railings, making sure the floors can hold weight. Stuff like that. I'm available to help, too, if you'd like a second set of hands.
>>
>>9253171
No shit, dickles- EEP

>>9253144
>dubs for hooporting Zeke the Zekrom into the catte
>Local Bully Not So Tough Since Being Molested
W-why are you like this~
>>
>>9253043
y-yeah...
i-i k-know t-that b-but i-it still hurt a-a little
i-i am w-weak
a-and even i-if i t-try i not c-change that
>>
>>9253144
Er.
Thanks.
>>
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>>9253094
>Firecat: scramble away from touch
>How does the little girl not realize by now that Tiff has a thing about being touched
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>meanwhile the ship adri is now is lost in the ocean because of kyogre wave
>she finally regain conciousness from the hit
she isn't stuck on the floor but there is are really big slash marks on the floor
ow what was that?
>>
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>>9253151
>Ray: keep doing exactly that, it's pretty funny to watch Seb's hair defy gravity.
Movies and chill, bro? We could, like, do another radio show thing.
Or, like, maybe hit up the workshop?
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>>9253277
>Small child: realize your mistake.
S-Sorry! I forgot!
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>>9253186
Can do, partner. After the masonry, this will be a breeze.
>>
>>9253171
Thank you~
>>9253198
I dunno!!
>>9253311
>Roll to toss knife+boat on the correct course.
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>>9253198
>Equip cheapo disposable camera
>Click
Neato.

>>9253416
Ye.
Where'd you even find that thing?
>>
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>>9253336
>Fun fact: Seb's hair used to be much shorter until he arrived in the Frigate and could not find a barber
Loving all these options, but, what do you have in mind for the workshop?
>>
>>9253416
BAKA DESU SENPAI

>>9253431
>subconscious tail lift for better viewing
>not lewd at all, shaddup
>it's actually abstract preformance art, you're just not deep enough to get it
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>>9253416
>suddendly after the ship suddendly felt like it was falling
AHHHHHHHHHHHH
>and then suddendly it stopps
>the ship is now back at it's course
>she is on the floor on fetal position
i hate boats...
>>
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>>9253365
>Firecat: BE IN SEVERE DISTRESS AND SCREAM INTERNALLY
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>>9253499
>her head axe thing gets stuck on the floor
>she can't get unstuck
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>somewhere in the world, Buzzwole is petting an abnormally small espurr
>because I have no clue what the fuck to do with Buzz so Ima just have him doing random shit till I figgure out
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>>9253595
Violet: confused but comfy espurr noises
>>
>>9253640
>Wow, fuck, I fucked that up
>Insert meme arrow at the beginning of that
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>>9253548
why me....
>says the sad and slightly distressed knifu
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>>9253548
>>9253690
>Marshadow: Be King Arthur.
>Pull the knife out.
>>
>>9253690
You will be alone forever.
>>
>>9253640
>continue petting the kitty
>just imagine Buzzwole holding it with one hand while petting it with the other
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>>9253725
>head unstuck
thanks...
who are you?
>>9253729
i won't
i know i will find someone
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>>9253741
>Pop up from innaground
Hello...?
>>
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>>9253741
>The radio station's resident feline starts purring softly as she's pet, because... come on, it's pets, what part of pets does not induce purring in a cat
>She does glance up at the big buff mosquito every now and then, though, a bit confused.

>>9253817
Oh, uh... hello.
>>
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>>9253785
Shadow of Alola.
Do you need... A lift to Kalos?
>>
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>>9253490
>I'll meetcha halfway, it's lewd art.
>Wind the thing back up
>Clicc.
>Unequip
..You know, I think we forgot to like, ask if you got a name.
Sooooo uh, do ya?
>>
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>>9253837
>Continue petting the small cat continuously and gently with hands that could probably smish it with little to no effort
>>9253817
Hello
>>
>>9253878
Name? Uh...
>sweat
>>
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>>9253837
Having a good day?

>>9253941
>Wave back
You are big. Really big...
>>
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>>9253941
>Violet doesn't really seem all that phased by the fact that the hands holding and petting her could squash her so easily
>It's just the sudden appearance of the big skeeter that's confusing her.
Uhm... who are you, mister...? ...And uh, how'd you get here...?
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Greetings! Or I guess I should say alola. I'm fresh off the boat and just got situated into my motel. Was just wondering if there were any Alolan locals who could give me a tour in their free time. Also first time posting here so don't mind hitting me with da rulez if I happen to over step my boundaries.
>>
>>9253991
>Fuck me with a stick for being impatient
Uh, yeah, I guess... uh, you?

>Violet the psycatte, not eating image limit
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>>9253982
Pet? Slave?
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>>9253877
y-yes i was going there
i was planning to go to Dendemille town
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>>9253982
Weeeell?

>>9254018
...
>Sweat
>Do birds even sweat??
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>>9254018
You gotta collar them first, and make sure their butt is properly stuffed
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>>9253995
The Door
and you can Call me Buzz
>>9253991
>wave then go back to petting the small cat
perhaps it is just that you are really small
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>>9254060
I can take you.
>Attempt to grab her hand.
>Rolling for if Marshadow is too short.
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>>9254018
>d.catte: was not expecting that
>violent blushing

>>9254080
Uh,,, Don't got on-

>>9254081
WAIT WAHT PERVERT PAKA
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>>9254080
What?
>>9254151
That works.
>Hoop around neck.
Pet it is. But... Seriously. How abooooout... Donnie?
>>
>>9254151
*baka
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>>9253995
>>9254008
Bored... I already explored everywhere but that odd building.

>>9254106
I need to be bigger, do you know how?
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>>9254119
uhh
you are really small
let me do this
>grab her stuff and grabs marshadow hand
now what?
>>
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>>9253510
>Ollie: attempt to distract everyone with the contents of the bag.
>And then pull out a bigger bag.
>There's a bag of chow, a little tent, and a blanket.
>Also, a phone, a shiny whistle, and a plastic card of some sort.
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>>9254106
Oh, uhm, okay.

...I'm Violet, by the way. ...It's nice to meet you.
>Continue relaxing into pets.

>>9254207
Odd building? ...Uh, you can evolve, can't you?
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>>9254167
Nuffin.
Donnie sounds good though.

>>9254151
Donnie sound good to you, catto?
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>>9254216
It's um, a shortcut.
>Pull her into the shadows.
>Rolling to get to Dendemille Town.
>Ending up in Cyllage on a dubfail.
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>>9254218
Oh my gosh! Thank you thank you thank you!
>Evens: play with the tent.
>Odds: spill some of the chow by mistake.
>Dubsfail: Blow the whistle and hurt everyone's ears by mistake.
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>>9254167
>>9254241
Meh. I've heard better but I guess I'll take it.
>>
>>9254241
Because I maaaade it!
>>9254283
Be glad we aren't calling you Dick.
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>>9254275
>Firecat: slowly relax and not be a ball of traumazized firefluff
...I hate psychics
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>>9254249
>she is a bit startled by being teleported in shadows but she hold tightly in marshadow's hand
are we in kalos yet?
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>>9253474
Besides setting a cot up, like, where the neighbors won't be bothered, or for marathon build-a-thons?
>>
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>>9254207
Have you tried Training?
It is an excellent way of getting Big and Strong
>>9254227
Nice to meet you too Violet.
>gently put the cat down onto a cushion
>few last pets before Buzzwole Sits down himself
>>
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>>9254297
I meaaaaan, yeah.
..Pff, Dick sounds good too.

>>9254283
Alriiiight, Donnie.
...Donnie Dick.
Perfect.
>>
>>9254326
>The shadows wisp apart as they come out in an alleyway.
Um. Yes.
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>>9254297
Man, you've got some serious obsessive issues. Show me on the doll where the persian touched you?

>>9254373
...D.D.D.? Fuck it, I'll can accept that.
>>
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>>9254005
>Sun: wake up from a badly timed nap
Which Island?
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>>9254329
Ha, there's more to the workshop than just the first floor.
I told you about the "basement", right?
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>>9254373
Dick it is!
>>9254397
Hey you can be the first- ...Second cat to visit Saturn if you really wanna talk to me like that.
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>>9254227
That one apart the station... I was told there's a secret in it.

>>9254347
I have, it feels like I'm close. But what if I am still small?
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>>9254389
Thank you shadow of alola
You are my hero
I would hug you but the would only hurt you so...
>adri crouches
>and kisses marshadow in the cheek
I'll go look where i am an if i can find my old house
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>>9254347
>Catte gets comfy on her cushion again, and watches skeeter and mole.
>Enjoy the very feline evening.

>>9254445
Sounds cool. ...Uh, what's wrong with being small? You can still be strong even if you're small, right?
>Says the smol psycatte
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>>9254450
Mhm. You're welcome.
>Hop back into the shadow.
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>>9254397
Great!
Just don't go spike your hair and wear flame print shirts.

>>9254437
..Second?
Who was the first catto the grace saturn?
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>>9254410
That...is a great question
>Pulls out map
So I arrived in Hau'oli City, so I'm guessing that would put me on Melemele Island.
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>>9254482
bye
>she waves at the little thing that goes away in the shadow
well time for me to walk around my old home and find my old house
>roll for the state of the house
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>>9254437
...What's a Saturn?

>>9254509
I wasn't planning on it.
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>>9254517
Oh... Sorry, I'm not on Melemele anymore, or I'd offer to guide you!
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>>9254509
Calem's first Sylveon. Kind of a cat?
>>9254548
A planet. In space.
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>>9254548
Good. I would have to disown you as a Dark type relative.
Also, it's a planet. In space.

>>9254596
Ohhh. Yeah I guess that kinda counts as a cat.
>>
>>9254415
Bro.
This, like, I gotta see for myself.
>Attempt to smooch that nerd
>>
new
>>9254630
>>9254630
>>9254630
>>9254630
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>>9254596
...You lost me raspberry.

>>9254617
Never heard of it.
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>>9254588
Oh well, I only plan on being on melemele for a bit. Wanted to see all of the islands if at all possible so maybe we will bump into each other by chance. I'm Theodore, I don't believe I caught your name.
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I want to find out what Borbs cum tastes like
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