ITT: Pokemon are real.
What's your opinion on the legendaries?
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>>9241099
gay
>>9241099
gaaaaaay
>>9241099
straight
>>9241088
I won't die.
>>9241006
>Damn that's a good scarf.
>Lucky scarf.
>Fourrrr.
>Rolling again.
>>9241099
Mahina my pea
>>9241099
They're a pansexual pantheon.
Bones is for bones
>>9241175
That's what everyone says before the luck runs out.
>>9242759
what
>>9241543
Pancakes.
Jiji is for bully
>>9243049
Jiji is for protecting
>>9243049
Bones is for bully
>>9243139
L-lewd.
Tiffany is for mind-fuck
Hateboner is for rape.
Bewear is for hugs
>>9241055
>clink.mp4
>>9240987
Hey, this isn't totally shit. Impressive.
>>9243166
Who?
>>9243421
The fire cat that doesn't like psychics. Gotta mind fuck it good.
>>9243435
What does a mindfuck even entail?
>>9243468
Forcing things to be aroused with psychic dickery, mental manipulation, forced consent, general lewd mind control.
>the next person who gets dubs will be smooched
>>9243476
I wonder if a strong enough Psychic could make you feel things that aren't there... Now THAT would be a mindfuck
>>9243488
Hello
>smooch the mindfuck anon
>>9243488
Nebby sometimes makes me feel a tap on the shoulder to get my attention, so yeah, I think so!
>>9243488
Theoretically, that sort of low grade psychokentitc ability would be fairly easy to manifest, in the short term anyway.
>>9243524
In terms of that logic, a strong enough psychic would be able to simulate the full range of normal stimulation brought on by an amorus act and possibly well beyond what one is normally able to physically and mentally handle at a time, all without needing actual physical contact or exchange of flui- ....
Excuse me I too need to do some research.
>>9243524
So uh... would a Meowstic be strong enough?
>>9243524
I mean... I think a few of them could set them on literal fire too?
>>9243539
... how strong of a psychic would they have to be?
>>9243524
>>9243539
What fun would it be if there was no contact?
You guys are pretty lame
Well cock over there has a reason to want of be curious about that so i'll let it slide
>>9243557
Well yes but that's bad for your health and I don't think it would feel good.
... Apparently Meowstic can throw cars around casually, I think they're strong enough to put their partner in bliss.
Are there websites for this sort of thing? Are they good at matching up humans and Pokemon?
>>9243557
>sounds of a kelp monster destroying a server farm with over 8400 pings per milisec
Hmm. Depends on the form of stimulation you're looking for, how extreme, and length. Obviously a stronger psychic would have more versatility, and the inverse would also be true. Likely minimum second-stage evolution for anything beyond application of psychokentic force.
>>9243562
ALcock. And no, no I do not. This is just for science. Museum stuff. You wouldn't understand.
>>9243579
I don't know...? I kinda... just be me. Pokémon tend to end up finding me even when I'm not looking for them, it's weird.
>>9243590
>Sun: get kinda scared
Oh... so... a legendary...?
>>9243590
Sorry, sorry
I was just trying to be on your side, you didn't have to shoot me down like that alcock
>>9243562
Physical contact would only make it better. Also, a lot of us are fukkin nerds with no love life and no chance of one on the human side of things, but there's a lot more Pokemon than humans, which means a better chance of finding someone.
>>9243607
You're a champion, dude, you're different from the rest of us plebians. Also, I'm pretty sure your Pokemon don't want you as a romantic partner, which is what I'm looking for.
>>9243607
Considering that Legendarily are effectively gods and are often worshiped as such, yes, definitely.
>>9243615
>Seaweed: Be confused by the concepts of support and friends
Uh. Yes. Well.
>>9243656
*legendaries
N-no guys I'm not gay I s-swear! Baka!
>>9243678
>squint
>>9243619
Well, okay butwhat if the psychic type wants contact?
what would youdo about that?
>>9243656
Is it something wrong al?
you seem in a loss of words
>>9243656
>sweat
Do you have spell tags strong enough to repel legendary ghosts...? I'm kinda worried about um... Hoopa stealing my stuff...
>>9243638
They might, I've never asked! Um, maybe.... ask on an androphilia site?
>>9243722
It goes both ways obviously, just because I want to be put in a pleasure coma doesn't mean I don't also want to at least try and return the favor, which is another reason I was looking at Meowstic, no offense, but I'm not really attracted to many psychic types, but I would a Meowstic.
>>9243737
...You're asking me if I happen to just have a pile of spell tags capable of stalling out a mythical being capable of opening holes in the fabric reality and shoving nearly anything through. That is what you just asked me.
>>9243722
Uh... no. Not at all.
PAR why am I even alive all that happens is shit goes wrong. Why don't I just die?
>>9243782
Respiration and ATP production.
>>9243782
Um... someone probably needs you! Stick it out, things will get better!
>An uncertain smile
They have to!
>>9243760
So... no? How about... Giratina...? Always gotta be prepared?
>Firecat: wake up in a hotel room, not really able to remember the previous night
>Firecat: slowly recall the dinner and getting the room
>And then getting wasted on the cheep beer she found in the mini fridge after Anna fell asleep
>Firecat: check online and see what's happening
...No, psychics in your head are bad, BAD, I DON'T WANT ONE PUTTING ME IN A PLEASURE COMA OR SOMETHING!
>>9243746
I guess, most people don't finde psychic types attractive other than the ones that already look like humans of course
But at least i have someone who likes my for who i am
>>9243760
Okay, you just seemed a little surprised that is all
>>9243809
Liar.
>>9243809
Pleasure coma?
Mademoiselle you say the funniest things
>>9243797
Is also god, one who has managed to survive approximately as long as the moon has been in the world's orbit, so no.
>>9243816
I'm never surprised, don't be absurd.
>>9243809
Someone is in denial~ I bet you liked that Malamar proking and prodding in the most private part of you.
(You know I juat realized that the level cap thing sort of makes pokemon theft more of a necessity.)
>>9243838
(You either steal or level grind, which was exactly what everyone would have to do regardless.)
>>9243832
>Sun: get desperate
So... um... in theory... you probably wouldn't have anything for Lunala either...?
>>9243859
For the giant mind controlling moon ghost from space. Gee. Let me think. No.
>>9243809
...I don't believe you.
>Firecat: reply to thread
>>9243817
No! I don't want a Psychic in my head, making me feel all those things! Definitely not at the same time!
>>9243831
YOU SAW NOTHING
>Firecat: screaming internally
>>9243835
>>9243835
lol anxietyanons
>>9243885
OUI!
i did not see anything mademoisellle
only your stunning beauty
>>9243885
You loved letting go and having that strong domineering malamar take control, stop resisting.
>>9243882
Aww.. So uh... how would one keep a powerful psychic from mind fucking them? Or messing with their heads in general?
>>9244075
I once heard about a rather brutish chap who had a specially made helmet just for that sort of thing. Something about his brother.
>>9243832
i guess i was wrong
sorry to upset you
>>9243885
I'd say your pants are on fire but you don't even wear any, so I guess I'll just say you totally want a Psychic turning you into his personal fucktoy and making you feel every possible pleasure all at once.
Believe me, I know that feeling, though I'd prefer a female Psychic.
>>9244087
Oh.... Um.... that sounds familiar.... do you have one?
>>9244151
Even if I did, why would I give it to you? It'd be an unwise Gambit to hand something like that out to a Rogue.
>sneakweed: Begin plotting
>>9244103
>Seaweed: Still very confused
There's no need to be upset.
>>9244007
>Firecat: internally screaming
No! He made me do things I didn't want!
...I mean, if I found someone I could trust, then maybe I could let go, but that won't happen!
>Firecat: reply to thread
>>9244117
...Every pleasure? Is that even possible!? That would kill someone!
Not that I want it anyway!
>>9244179
You're hard to read since you are pretty distant from anyone else
And i try not to read people's minds only if absolutely necessary
I only thought that you needed a friend
>>9244187
I don't know if it's possible or safe but oh god I wanna try it.
Seriously, there are no pokemon-human dating sites.
>>9244393
Check the deepweb
>>9244187
>waves cloth hand in front of her
Mademoiselle?
You seem to be a bit distracted
>>9244419
MEEP!
I'M FINE!
Don't startle me like that, jeez.
>>9244179
Awwwwww, okay... so um... basically.... I'm fucked?
4?
>>9244429
But i was here the whole time even before you started acting odd
I was very worried mademoiselle
>>9244444
>>9244445
I'm fine, just ah, distracted.
>>9244510
well
it seems so
do you anything for moi mademoiselle?
maybe i could bring you some water
>>9244549
I'm fine, really, just uh, read some stuff that got me thinking.
>>9244599
(Pls no)
>>9244576
OUI! OUI!
it must be something quite thought provoking to have you think like that
Hey /par/ what's the best way to tell if you're being used?
>>9244671
Define "used"
>>9244651
>Firecat: try to avoid letting him know what you were thinking about.
>>9244687
I'm starting to feel like more of a burden. My work partner keeps doing jobs without me and I feel like I'm not preforming well enough or something.
>>9244697
>>9244651
Good morning!
>Anna: be oblivious
How are you today?
>>9244697
I sincerely apologize for distracting you from your thinking process
Usually that would be for a severe punishment for the servants but these are future times
And there is no punishment equipment here
>>9244781
Mornin!
>>9244786
...it's fine, really, I probably needed the distraction.
>>9244736
What kind of jobs?
>>9244781
BONJOUR!
Quite a lovely day isn't it anna
>>9244820
Oui!
You must have been trapped in thought
But worry not mademoiselle, your knight in shiny armor is here
>>9244921
It is! Daddy's working right now, but there's breakfast, and the weather's great!
>>9244820
Good morning, Tiff! Did you sleep okay? I think today's gonna be a big, big day!
>77: Roll to be free from the connection error curse.
>Notice all the messages from 33 on his PDA.
>Turn off new message notifications.
>77 rubs the marking on his neck, still burning slightly from yesterday.
>>9244914
I think you posted the wrong one.
>>9244965
gross
no he defs posted the right one man
hey thread how do i unsee something
>>9244977
>Metallic beatboxing.
>Attempt to remove the memory.
>>9244977
Alcohol.
>>9244985
shit
sorry random metagross
you tried
>Dave's Metagross is shiny, if this was supposed to be him
>>9244991
guess so man
>roll to acquire alcohol
>>9244977
By just not thinking about it
>>9244977
I can blur that out, like, in 'chur brainpan.
>>9244991
Mornin', Seb.
>>9245002
i put a coat of paint on once and you betray me
i loved you dude
>>9245002
Did that smell like russo-baltique for a split second?
Nevermind, its time for the first of many coffees of the day.
>>9245037
Morning, Ray.
Today it will be fairly slow. Hopefully.
>>9244921
Yeah, something like that.
>Firecat: try not to think about the past or how nice it would be to find a psychic to trust.
>>9244951
I slept fine. What's the plan today?
>>9245132
>I heard psychic?
>Staaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaare.
>>9245132
We're gonna go train!
Mommy and Daddy are gonna talk about grown-up stuff for a little while, so we can go back to the Routes if you'd like!
>>9245241
Are you up for some battling, Mr. Joyeuse?
>>9245113
I agree, bro.
>Find that nerd
>Hug that nerd
Coffee time?
>33: Get up from falling asleep on one of the benches.
>33: Go through Mt. Battle a few more times.
>>9245194
Guys please tell me I'm imagining the Beldum.
>>9245241
Alright, I guess.
>>9245260
...Anna we have bigger problems right now!
>>9245241
>>9245260
>The disguise has worked.
>Follow.
>>9245305
>Sweat.
>Close eye.
>>9245307
(Best option, to be honest.)
>>9245307
Alright, get rid of the bad one.
>>9245305
Aaaah! What's going on?
>>9245318
>Stare
>Tilt head
>Stare some more
Umm... Tiff, Joyeuse, is it battle time?
>>9245018
dude you ever try to not think about something
you think about it more
>>9245037
sweet
do it
>>9245038
bro
bro why
whyd you hide from me bro
i trusted you
look at that man now were both heartbroken
>dramatic swoon
catch me
>>9245113
fuck yes i wasted moms money on russo baltique
already sperged on a fuck ton of dick piercings i might as well man
>>9245260
Oui i am ready
>>9245305
All to make mon amour happy
>>9245318
>squint
Who are you?
>>9245353
It seems so
>Get some brews going
>Estimated 90% to 95% matching with Colress' own brews, hell yeah
>Make enough for at least the morning
>>9245270
Heyyyyyy
>Lift up zapmouse
There's enough for everyone
>Coffe in one hand, hugging Ray with the other
>>9245372
Sweet.
>>9245346
Both are pretty good tbqh
>>9245353
>>9245379
>Discord chat.
>Nvm, Beldum fucks off,
>>9245372
Nope
I usally works for me
Also go do or think of something else
>>9245372
Sweet. One thing, though, 'chu gotta be, like, in the general neighborhood. So, Virbank.
I'm good, but cross-Region psy things are, like, Legendary in scale.
>>9245372
>Roll to psycatch the dave
okay lets just
see a marriage counselor
or whatever
>>9245402
( I apologize, people were screaming about Anna getting too far into Sue territory a few threads ago and I feared a Metagross-line Pokemon on her team would cause thread-breaking levels of salt. )
>>9245395
>Literal black hole vargarblah
>>9245429
(It's stupid tbqh. If she works herself there she deserves it.)
>>9245432
It's hot tho
>>9245429
(Really I'd only be salty if her entire team was fully evolved in a week. Tiff becoming a Torracat so soon felt a little quick but whatever.)
>>9245475
(A decent xp calculator would be nice. So people don't complain about it.)
>>9245379
Alright!
Tiff, you go...
>>9245402
Umm... okay!
Let's go to Route 8 and get some Training some there!
>Rolling for some Jolly Cooperative Success!
>>9245475
(Tiff started game at L15, evo point is L17. She'll be a Torracat for a while. )
>>9245475
(I mean, starters usually evolve quickly, so it's not really her fault)
>>9245402
bye you pathetic faggot
>>9245514
(Fuck off.)
>>9245402
kys stop forcing anna to be a sue
>>9245475
(It's only because Tiff started at level 15 and evolves at level 17, now she's got another 15 levels to go, roughly)
>>9245575
(Oh, hi hateboner.)
>>9245575
kys
>>9245418
>dave: caught
but im psy-married to nec
are we turning this into a wicked psy-poly or like
are you gonna fight nec for my love
>>9245408
do something else
wink wonk
aight man
>>9245410
oh well
fuck nvm then man
i got two psychics on my team ill like
see if one of them wants to erase that horrible vargabla from my mind
>>9245353
>>9245379
>>9245402
Uhhh... that was weird.
>>9245600
i mean
>hone claws
what do you
>hone claws
think
>hone claws
dude
>hone claws
psy poly is good dude
the vargablahblah is a fucking stain dude
im gonna have to up and try hard
>roll to delet
>>9245388
>88
>That's some good coffee and snugs
>aww yee
Bro, like, can I just say 'chu're awesome?
We could, like, mostly chill today. Maybe take a spin around town?
>>9245600
Sweet, bro. 'Chu can do it.
>>9245626
...?
>Marshadow uses Copycat.
>Copycat becomes Hone Claws.
>>9245626
>vargablublub: delet
oh hey dude
i think i was being a whiny bitch about something but whatevs
wicked psy-romo up in this joint
wheres my flowers man you cant woo someone without flowers
>>9245629
what
what were we talking about
>>9245677
look
its the burnt marshmallow
>>9245677
oh shit
sup dude
you here to get laid out
>hone claws
+6 atk and acc
>>9245740
what about marshmallows
do you like those
>>9245600
You should marry the robots desu.
I can be the godfather.
>>9245629
>Sip coffee
>Snug the mouse
>Enjoy a great morning
Thanks and... yeah I haven't gone out in well over a week.
Thinking if something?
>>9245740
...?
>>9245786
>Deep breath, don't miss, don't miss.
>Sink into his shadow.
>Marshadow uses Specral Thief!
252 Atk Marshadow Spectral Thief vs. 0 HP / 4 Def Metagross: 228-270 (75.7 - 89.7%) -- guaranteed 2HKO
>Specral Thief steal stat boosts when it connects.
>>9245786
not if theyre like
burnt ass shadow marshmallows
you gonna make me a marshmallow bouquet dude
>>9245799
yes
rip me man my robophilia is showing
>>9245841
oh fucking fs out man have fun with that zen headbutt youre gonna get
Well par I'm tired of dealing with pain. But I've found a way to get rid of that pain. Wish me luck.
(uh guys, marshmallow hit, he used Home Claws)
>>9245841
>hit
oh fuck
i can see my life flashing before my eyes
252 Atk Metagross Zen Headbutt vs. 4 HP / 252 Def Marshadow: 246-290 (76.3 - 90%) -- guaranteed 2HKO
>>9245869
hell yeah i am
im just gonna cheat and setup beforehand
dont tell the league
just tell em im swole af
>>9245897
(yeah sorry dude it was a dubfail and the dude didnt say anything about the acc)
>>9245740
'Chu just got some bad mental imagery deleted, bro. Don't, like, ask what it was.
>>9245799
Pokestar Studios?
I was listening to the show last night, and, like, seeing the sets might be pretty cool.
>>9245875
Bro, I hope 'chu mean a doctor.
>>9245922
>dubs
(uh just calc that as an even like the last post still a 2HKO)
(kinda bs to repost and get a crit so)
>>9245926
Yes actually. I will get the proper help. Not kill myself over it.
>>9245922
>>9245936
>Hit.
>Pain.
>Flee.
>>9245897
(I know, but Dave's response would've been the same either way.)
>>9245922
well shit man
swole af
tell em it was the wicked af level diff
>>9245926
well shit
yeah i wont man
have to get it redelet if i do
>>9245954
aw rip
bye marshmallow
>>9245869
Such is life. Sometimes you choose robots, other times the robots choose you.
I have no regrets with my choices, robots and not.
>>9245926
I'm in. Afternoon?
Hello everybody how has your day been so far?
>>9246107
Good
I've been trying to dig a moat
Its slow
>>9245954
whoops see ya dude
>>9246008
what level diff man
"oh dave how did your metagross kick my garchomps ass hes level 100"
"gg dude my metagross is level 200 level diff"
>>9245942
Thanks, bro. 'Chu go for it.
>>9246050
I'm game for then. Kinda wanna finish, like, my coffee and Sitrus first.
>>9246107
Good, good. Pretty quiet, but, like, that's a good thing.
>>9246050
oh man
robofucking is my destiny man
think dad will like
change on of the units into a psychic type
gotta keep my aesthetic
>>9246146
hoenn league uses level 50 mons ya ass
do you even have an ass
i dont remember you having an ass
not sure i wanna stick my head down there and check
GOOD AFTERNOON.
HAS ANYONE HERE SEEN CALEM RECENTLY?
I FEEL AS THOUGH I HAVE BEEN OUT OF TOUCH AND SHOULD, AS THE YOUTH SAY, "HIT HIM UP."
>>9246150
Nice, nice.
>"Is this considered a date?"
>>9246247
Psychic drive maybe. And you tell me if there's a hole there. Kinda doing some deals for a childhood dream of mine.
Lets unite in robot appreciation, with optional lewding.
>Shelldon tries cooking a meal
clank
>>9246516
do you need any help shelldon?
>>9246120
You really want a moat bad don't you?
>>9246150
Quiet is nice, are things usually hectic for you?
>>9246602
Maybe...?
>Is making some sort of tamato and meat dish
>>9246464
I'm, like, good to go, bro.
>>9246776
My bro's a Catalyst Admin, so, like, kinda.
Right now it's quiet, so that's nice. Might try politicking later on this week, if there's, like, no active fires to put out.
>>9246805
uhh...
what are you doing shelldon?
>Siebold: go see what your Barbaracle is up to
>>9246920
>Siebold: grab a DRINK of wine first
>>9246805
https://youtu.be/ZkHlU-rC-Kg
>>9246247
oh no
n-not my parallel port dave-sama
>>9247071
wtf is a parallel port dude
>poke it
im not a nerd man help me out
>>9246464
pssst sb whats a parallel port
>>9246885
Trying to make soup?
I was bored...
>>9246826
Oh yeah, who's your brother?
>>9247120
its like
where you plug the computer shit in
remember the time i protected back to the future on the battle tree
like that
>>9247186
oh yeah
gotcha
sooooo...
>poke poke
its not a lewd port then?
rip man there goes all my jokes about unplugging it and plugging it back in again
>>9247120
An old kind of data port, mostly superseded by serial ports.
Definitely sensitive, if you get my drift.
>>9246826
>Arms outstretched
Hop in then!
>Attempt piggyback ride all the way to Pokestar Studios
>>9247182
Admin John. He was, like, up late last night reading grunt after-mission reports.
I'm hanging out with Admin Seb right now, like, taking a break from work stuff right now.
>>9247129
well. let me help too
>clover helps at making the soup with shelldon
>>9247254
i mean like
no one is stopping us from busting the serial ports in and getting me an upgrade
why the hell do i have a parallel port if were from the future
what bs is this
anyway like
you could probably lewd it or like
plug in a fat dildo or something
bzzzzzzzz vibrate mode activated
I now never have to deal with physical pain again. As I got my nervous system removed.
>>9247255
wtf is a serial port
fucking nerds
how do upgrade to serial port
>>9247293
obvs your mom was an old style metagross dude
hoenn original
dad was a honhon ditto so it might be his fault tho
who knows man
do you even have a vibrate mode man
im pressing that mf doubt button dude
>>9247379
i mean sure
dont have to deal with feeling at all
or yknow
moving
you kinda need nerves to command muscles man
have fun dying when you cant breathe
>>9247379
how u typin boyo
>>9247379
uhh
how did you do that?
>>9247408
gdi dude
>lewd computerbot moans
fuck spending all of my processing power thinking about dick
of course i do
who doesnt make a metagross without a vibrate feature
>>9247257
>>9247255
Hiya, I'm the guy from the thread a couple of days ago who was having problems with his Arcanine and I just wanted to throw you guys a quick thank you. Took your advice and he has been acting a lot less aggressive towards my other pokemon. He's still super clingy but he's less forceful about it. Also I don't believe I caught your names during our last talk.
>>9247487
Name's Ray, bro.
I'm glad it worked out alright for both of 'chu.
>>9247487
did you fug?
>>9247487
did you fug him
>>9247481
same dude
if you arent thinking about dick youre doing something wrong
>flop onto Metagross
idk man there are some peeps who just
"I WANT MY METAGROSS TO BE BATTLE BUILD ONLY"
losers more like but whatevs
prove it dude
man this ship is slow but hey it's the one i coould aford
at least it isn't a shared room
i don't want people touching my stuff
>>9247580
>also I forgot to mention that I'm going to be like
>forced into a therapist visit sometime in the next 15 minutes
>if I stop answering that's where I am
>>9247581
WATER
>SMASH A WAVE AGAINST IT TO MAKE IT GO MUCH FASTER
>33: Equip lucky scarf.
>Go do the Realgam Tower challenge.
>>9247697
That's his knot, it's completely normal and something all canid pokemon have. Nothing to worry about.
Free tip: It's pretty sensitive, so, do with that info as you will.
>>9247629
woah
>adri falls on the floor due to the strong wave
oww....
<roll if her head is stuck on the floor due to the sharp headpiece
>>9247697
That's totally normal, Markus. Also, like, pretty sensitive, so be careful with it.
>>9247738
(fucked up the meme arrows)
>>9247408
Rip out old port, fiddle with the electronics inside and solder in an USB oh wait metagross this will be a bit tricky.
>>9247487
Sebastian, Seb to my friends. Nice to know it worked out.
>>9247697
The knot, yeah it's normal for canines and a few others.
>>9247319
>Get to Pokestar Studios
>It's pretty crowded but not weekend amounts of crowded
Seeing anything of interest
>>9247777
>Oh hey would you look at that
>Stuff a bunch of fools gold in the anons mouth
>You know
>The toxic stuff.
>Fitting.
>>9247697
(Oh boy another pokefucker plot im jiji btw)
>>9247866
No you're not.
Moved on from Ray I see.
>>9247866
(Just as I suspected)
>>9247797
I wonder if they've still got the old Love and Battles stuff still up somewhere?
That, or the stunt sets. I'd, like, totally dig seeing the stunt sets.
>>9247984
No it isn't you vapid cunt, fuck off.
>>9247984
(You aren't Jiji, how about you fuck off right into hell, shit stain?)
>>9247984
(You really are predictable.)
>>9245621
>Firecat: still be wondering what the fuck was going on with the Beldum
>>9248134
(That Anon isn't Jirachi. Ignore him. Do whatever you're going to do with your plot.)
>>9248208
(This.)
>>9248134
No problem, I guess the temperature is more manageable now.
>>9247962
That set was real popular, probably it's still around.
But the stunt sets are definitely more my thing.
>Walking to the stunt sets, Ray still on top
>>9248267
Yeah, he isn't burning as hot anymore which has made sleeping much more manageable. Plus he's allowing the others to share the bed too.
>77 lets out Hypno, Malamar and Medicham.
Right.
So here's the plan, you three psychically call out to Lunala then if it shows up, all of you try your best to stop any psychic bullshit that it might try to pull.
>Sounds of acknowledgement from the three Pokemon.
>77 makes sure his rifle is nearby with a tranquillizer round loaded.
>Who knows, it might just work.
Alright, good.
Now go ahead, please.
>Roll to see how powerful of a psychic message the three Pokemon can send out to Lunala.
H-hello
i-i ha-ave a question...
I've b-been w-wanting t-to confess to someone i-i love
B-but i don't have the c-courage to do it
How can i b-became braver
>>9248429
>Red left a while ago
>Kinda disheartening, but that's okay
>This Lucario will find a home some day
>There's gotta be a trainer out there willing to take her that isn't a complete creep, right?
>>9248474
Obligatory:
L U C Y
>>9248429
YOU JUST GOTTA BELIVE
let me tell you this. When you are at your lowest, what do you got to lose? Nothing. At that point. You. Can't. Fail. So just tell them how you feel.
That and get them a cannon. Everyone loves cannons.
>>9248429
Work up the courage to confess in whatever way is best for you.
Alternatively, alcohol.
>>9248399
>Fucking typical.
>If Lunala shows up this will guarantee the psychics leak all of 77's plans to the bat and won't protect him from psychic bullshit.
>If not I guess nothing happens.
>>9248429
Something something Ledian Rangers.
>>9248506
>You seemed to of forgotten you're image
>>9248399
>>9248506
>Ding.
>The pokemon freeze, as does 77.
Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeessssss~?
>>9248548
;^)
COCK
>>9248554
Uh, hello again.
I have both a favor to ask and something to give you.
First of all, here's one of Sun's Pokemon, his Decidueye.
>77 holds out the ball containing the snagged owl.
Secondly...uh...did you know Sun had a Solgaleo?
It did something to me and I remember unbearable pain all over my face and now every time something touches anywhere on my face that same pain comes back again.
...Any chance you could help with that?
>Additionally, 77's psychic Pokemon reveal that he had been planning to try and get Lunala and Nebby to fight so he could try and snag them both.
mahina pean
>33: Curse out the guards at Realgam Tower after you get kicked out.
>Sulk in the sand.
>>9248676
mahina peanis
>>9248554
Lunala is cute! CUTE!
>>9248467
W-what is t-that?
>>9248495
B-believe? I W-will try
>>9248503
i'll t-try i'm weak but i'll try
>>9248518
L-ledian ranger?
W-what is that?
>>9248674
Ah, Ia? Thank you. I'm sure you can handle it, consider it a gift.
I maaaaaaaay have~ You didn't ask.
>Lunala laughs a bit.
Of course.
>He isn't going to put much effort into fixing this.
>Rolling instead.
>Even fixes it completely.
>Odd means slightly less pain.
>Any fails mean nothing.
>>9248723
How sweet~
>>9248750
>Cheers for ledain
YOU CAN DO IT
>>9248774
Lunala noticed me!
*fidgets happily*
>>9248774
go away
GET THE QUADS 77
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>9248750
You've never seen Ledian Ranger? It's about these humans who fight evil monsters using magical powers obtained from magical suits that look like different Pokemon. For instance, the Yellow Ranger looks kinda like a Beedrill, the Green Ranger looks kinda like a Tyranitar, and... well, the Red Ranger looks kinda like a Ledian.
If I'm not mistaken, the actor for the Red Ranger sometimes posts here. Or maybe he's the stunt double... I'm not sure.
>>9248842
Talking to yourself again but replying to someone cause you're afraid of facing your own judgment?
Pichu is not for fug.
>>9248874
(Are you okay?)
>>9248474
Humans are creeps though
>>9248909
EEP! WHERE DID YOU COME FROM!?
>Punchdog is spooked
>Very spooked punchdog
>>9248774
Oh? Well, thanks then.
>77 returns the ball to his bag, making a mental note to hand it over to Cipher later.
You're right but...that thing was fucking terrifying!
I assume you two are related to each other somehow, at least rivals or something?
What with you both being scarily powerful psychics and the sun and moon theme you've both got going on.
>77 touches his face lightly.
...Thank you.
>77: think less about betrayal.
>Maybe it's better to just work with the bat.
So do you not actually want Sun's Pokemon then?
If not, why do you want me to steal them from him then?
>rolling to pull all past and present Players of /par/ into the pokeworld
>yes, all of them
>God please give this one to us
>>9248785
I'll try...
I hope ge likes me
>>9248871
W-ell my t-rainer doesn't let me out of my ball very often because he says i'm w-weak and don't deserve it
So i don't watch much tv
So um... would a water proof pillow be better or worse?
>>9248970
>plz no
>me as a character would be terrible
>>9248970
wat
>>9248970
(Anon I know you're trying but like, it ain't happening)
>>9249004
It'd be awful. It'd just get covered with sweat, and then it'd just get nasty.
>>9248929
Kekekeke. You have a Volcarona now. Two Quiver Dances can drop Sol in one shot.
Do them before you go inside and get him out of the way.
>Lunala touches his face lightly.
I suppose~ We'll see where this goes. I'll need to consider upping your gift~
But for now, stay safe and stay low. Sun is going to move for Ho-Oh soon.
>Lunala UB portals out.
>Good move on the reconsidering betrayal.
>Lunala was close to doing something very bad~
>>9249004
Why? Trying to buy a new pillow to use to muffle your screams as Lunala rams into your rear end?
>>9249004
You need friend
>smoochbug smooches
>>9249004
(Depends on how it went, methinks, like, if we got to pick which character we took over, if any, it might not be horrible)
(Either way he said ALL players, and we all know what that would have meant)
>>9249064
Oh... Alright. I just kinda don't like waking up with a soaked pillow.
Um... Any advice for camping trips?
>>9249077
>Scream internally
No! Why would I need a new pillow for that??
>>9249082
>He flinches at first, then pats the smoochbug
Thanks...
>>9249104
(Oh god, please don't tell me we'd be transported into the bodies of our most commonly played character because... Giving Sun my personality would be the worst thing ever.)
>>9249203
(I would think it'd be N)
>>9248970
>If only it worked like that.
>Not sure if I'd want to be 77 though, that'd be stressful as fuck.
>>9249069
>77 may be a manipulative lying bastard, but even he finds it difficult to betray those that show him respect.
>Or at least those that he thinks are showing him respect.
I...uh...alright.
I was planning on laying low for a few days anyway, thanks again.
>Roll to see if 77 thinks lewd thoughts, with odds being a yes.
>77: message 33.
>"Hey 33, sorry about the silence. I'm coming back now."
>"Are you fine with meeting at B?"
>>9249077
I want Lunala to ram my rear end!
>>9249203
You look sad human
I can be your friend
>Smoochbug petted
Thank you human
>Firecat: decide to check things out online since it seems like the sword and little girl decided to go back to sleep while she wasn't looking
...You guys are even weirder in the afternoon
>>9249275
>"Oh. Nice to know you aren't dead, dude. Yeah, I'll get moving. Are you going to tell me where you've been?"
>Rolling for travel time with last number.
>>9249215
(They've had equal amounts of screen time at this point, despite Sun being picked up a month afterwards.)
>>9249254
Okay! I will, there's a friend I need to talk to on Poni anyway!
>Start packing
>>9249279
L-lewd!
>>9249280
No problem, stay safe little bug!
>Rolling again
>Pick if you become a character or stay as you are
>PLEASE GOD GET ME OUT OF HERE
>>9249309
>jumps to to the top of his head and looks around
Ykur head is nice to stand on
>>9248928
I am everywhere. always.
>>9249309
It's not lewd if you have deep feelings for the one ramming you, it's called love. and I love Lunala!
>>9249334
(Anon if by chance this works. I'll find you and kiss you.)
>>9249390
(Unfortunately it's not fucking working)
(Maybe I should have tried earlier when that big get was open)
>>9249334
what are we rolling for again?
>>9249369
No... I'm pretty sure it's still lewd...
>Sun scoffs a bit
Anon, have you ever even talked to Lunala?? He's not exactly lovable!!
>>9249361
Hey, I'm going for a trip on Poni, you wanna come?
>Keep on packing. Should be done soon.
Explain what a meme is to me.
>>9249439
https://youtu.be/qyN5tNYhfSg
>>9249436
Lunala called me sweet! Being recognized by such a mighty and majestic being in such a way proves you wrong!
>>9249436
>nods
He jumps off sun's head and starts following him
>>9249303
>"Classified information I'm afraid."
>"Just kidding, I'll tell you when I see you. How have your injuries been?"
>77: look over at the psychic Pokemon.
You three ready?
Teleport me over to Gateon Port in Orre, alright?
>Roll to see how close to Gateon 77 gets teleported.
>>9249439
A joke over used on the Internet to the point of being either funny because it's stupid, or stupid because it's funny.
>>9249439
One person does something, usually supposed to be funny, but it doesn't have to be. A sizeable number of people follow in their footsteps, again, usually in pursuit of amusement, and often with a sizable amount of the humor in the situation derived from simply referencing the meme itself.
>>9249487
>stupid
>memes
Memes are my lifeblood.
>>9249479
>"Thanks, you know I worry about you. I'll grab us some food."
>"Pretty good. Been trying to train while you were out so we could take Sun on together."
>33: Order some berry soup for 77 and some boiled lobster.
>>9249436
What? He's so charming and adorable, what are you talking about?
>>9249514
What are you going to do? Post /par/ related memes?
>>9249439
Your face.
>>9249564
>Whispers l u c y into anons ear
>>9249564
I post memes of all kinds.
>>9249564
Tamp.
Skitter's murdercock.
Jiji/Bones/Borb/Slash poly.
Lucy.
Dogface Serperior
Giovanni but a bird.
Turtle Soup.
>>9249719
Dog face superior
>>9249719
Murdercock
>>9249719
Don't forget FAKKEN JAYS and Fear of Goodras
Never forget Wak goo
Rocc Cocc is clearly best meme.
HOLY SHIT I WANT JIJI TO TIE ME UP AND PEE ON ME WHILE I RIM BONES
>>9253835
dude what