Pony Bread
You know the rest
>>9241992
If someone paid for the pizza already, might as well make the best out of the situation. :3
>>9242030
I have 3 photos of myself in my cloud storage right now
/spreads cooties
>>9242046
I said that cause I think blew had someone do that to him
>>9242050
Post one of those pictures you have of yourself.
>>9242066
What a waste of a pizza.
>He doesn't ask me for mine
I wasn't gonna post them anyway
>>9242113
>>9242126
Hurry up and finish your break and get back to work aku.
>>9242113
It wasn't paid for, so it was likely returned
So yeah, truly a waste of pizza
Says Interrogator.
Actually, im just assuming things, it'd be better to ask him yourself
>>9242154
I will take your word for it.
>>9242084
No... you creep
go ask blewberry for pics or something
>>9242163
Very well then
How was your outing earlier
>>9242186
It helped me get some stuff off my mind.
>>9242182
You really want him to post more pictures of himself?
He does. They are OTP.
>>9242196
That's good to hear
>>9242202
Eventually I get sick of being surrounded by people and isolating myself is all I want.
>>9242199
Well realistically, out of all the people here I'm sure he'd be the most likely to fulfill your requests and Darwin probably.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>9242224
That's understandable, I'd say I like to spend time by myself but I do that every day
>>9242196
How do you have things on your mind you don't do anything.
Ah, good one.
>>9242244
>>9242248
>>9242253
>>9242262
Well I'm going to bed, are you coming Darwin?
>>9242253
He bought you a 4chan pass, he literally invested time of his life to pay for your convenience and luxury and you're just gonna cuck him like that? wtf
>>9242274
Yes, because I also happen to be tired. It is almost as if you want everyone to call you gay.
>>9242275
Problem?
>>9242262
That's true I guess
So you're going to sleep?
Goodnight
>>9242279
>>9242292
Yeah, in a few moments. There is something important that I need to finish.
>>9242315
>>9242325
everytime you post that stubby elf it reminds me of this irl chick i know. ENOUGH!
>>9242325
Sleep well
I am really mean to Interrogator sometimes, but I do appreciate him a lot.
>>9242337
Sorry, Master.
>>9242338
Night-night. Slumber cozily when you get there too.
>>9242490
>>9242970
How's it going?
>>9243097
Eh. Sleepy
>>9243183
I know the feeling.
>>9243199
Probably gonna catch a few Zs here. Lates.
>>9243230
Have a good one.
poni!
>>9243345
How's it gonig Canon?
>>9243493
Yay Rap!!!
It's going well, woke up some time ago, eating lunch atm, also watching last few epis of Fargo s2, all good!
how's u? :3
>>9243493
>>9243521
I'm ok, what's Fargo about?
>>9243895
>>9243903
>>9243903
As wiki says it "an American anthology black comedy–crime drama"
about some crimes that happened in the states in 1979, quite crazy, alot of murder that seems comical, but it's pretty good stuff
>>9243970
How's it going?
>>9244029
Fair enough
holy shit, it's one am.
I'm going to bed.
night.
>Tfw listening to Shadilay in public
>>9245093
did you dream
>>9245161
yes.. more like a nightmare really..
>>9245231
What kind of nightmare?
>>9245250
Someone was pretty pissed at me and got a knife and chased me around, I climbed a really tall pole and they followed and then when I got to the top I realized how bad an idea that was when they started stabbing me and my only option was to fall off lol
>>9245345
Terrible. Stabbing is the bad, possibly the worst.
>>9245345
I also had a dream that I was stabbed the other day. Eerie.
>>9245392
I is the bad, possibly the baddest.
>>9245398
It's like the universally accepted standard for BadStuffâ„¢
>>9245448
Get better dreams desu
>>9245448
it*
It must suck to get nightmares.
Someone has written REEEEEE in large letters on one of the bathroom stall walls.
>>9245552
>>9245448
I did not find it bad.
>>9245552
that is a perfectly acceptable place to ree
>>9245574
do you like being stabbed ?
>>9245604
I might.
>>9245345
I had this dream that I gained over 300lbs in 30seconds
>>9245681
that is rather cartoonish
how did it end?
buying more music
>still haven't gone through the 1000 other songs I got yet
Is it good music this time?
>>9245778
https://www.beatport.com/
It is not good music this time.
>>9245796
You don't like any electronic music?
>>9245805
For the most part, no.
>>9245827
>>9245833
S-sometimes I do listen to vaporwave.
>>9245842
Niche genres are great for getting free music.
>>9245874
Yeah, there is no way of getting the other stuff free of charge.
>>9245881
you letting me into your private tracker circlejerk?
>>9245706
It slowly faded to black as I started floating away.
>>9245900
I am not in any of those. I do not know what you are talking about.
Bun works for the FBI.
It's a trap! Scatter!
>>9245917
>>9245912
>>9245933
Go to work.
>>9245970
It's not time yet.
>>9245994
I do not know what you do, so we are even.
forklift operator
mover of objects
LITERALLY RAY
>>9246082
That's my second job my main job is machine operator.
>Forklift driver didn't show up so I had to forklift all night.
>>9245905
pshh
Sounds boring.
>>9246110
>Grew up to become a tradie
Where did life go so wrong?
>>9246244
>not being thousands of dollars indebt
>He does not have a Jewish accountant
>>9246265
Going to have to get one soon
>>9246274
MAYBE IF YOU SPENT LESS ON WEEABOO TOYS
>>9246175
hey i found a book you might like!
>>9246315
I didn't mean I need one because I spend to much money.
im on the fourth season of adventure time
everytime i finish a season, i get a little sad because that just means there's one less season to go through...
>>9246336
Please don't bully Skitty.
>>9246345
I meant I was not thousands of dollars indebt and implying he was.
>>9246366
Very poorly phrased.
>>9246358
is bully skitty month over already?
>>9246336
i'd rather wear a coat made of meat and sleep in the woods
>>9246400
Then a bunch of cute fox boys would come and nibble on you.
>>9246430
>>9246400
One might go as far as to call you an idea thief.
>>9246469
A thief? Really? FYI I was just borrowing it. I thought we were cool like that.
>>9246510
I didn't call you that. If anything you appear to be a sturdy and unimaginative youth of wholesome plebeian type - small-framed, brown-eyed, and black haired - a sound animal without psychological subtleties, and probably having vital processes of the simplest and healthiest sort. We are totally cool like that, feel free to borrow whatever
>>9246571
Not actually, just something I read that made me laugh. bbl
>>9246588
its always nice to have a jolly chortle!
Is ded.
They're all dead.
Sad.
Cthulhu Pony liek its lunch still living ...
>>9247507
>>9247545
>>9247707
Things between them and the thread were not proceeding as they did before.
>>9247545
*is alive*
"Heed me, Discord, for I am your FATHER!!!"
How many buns have you acquired now?
>>9248462
Around 328
Fantastic.
>>9248870
I'd have more but I've been lazy
>>9248977
Your indolence is deeply disappointing.
>>9249024
>>>/ck/8907984
>>9249424
I am not a fast eater, and I have the good sense to at least pretend to savor every bite when someone is gracious enough to bring me a repast they prepared. Close enough, I guess?
What's /b/reads favorite thing to get at McDonald's? Mine is the mcchicken and a mango pineapple smoothie.
Cheeseburger and iced coffee.
>>9249950
Double quarter pounder with cheese + fries and drink.
>tradie considers mcdonalds a delicacy
why am i not surprised
Asking that question was a bad idea now I want McD's
Of all the (fast food) places you could choose from.
>>9250534
I do too. Fuck you, man.
I think this weekend I might got to this one italian restaurant and get my favorite the seafood combo.
With your plus one: me.
If you are paying, that is.
>>9250655
You know, when I think Italian, I don't tend to think seafood...
I want food now.
>>9250704
I don't either but I decided to give it a try and never looked back.
>>9250986
>>9250907
Guess who got the sack?
>>9251170
You got sacked at work?
>>9251170
Whatever for?
fbi director comey
>>9250669
>>9250680
>never taken someone out to eat
Have you?
I've gone out to eat with people but never purposely takwn someone out.
>>9251251
Yes. It is not intimidating.
>Connection error while posting.
Anyone else getting this using QR?
Hello /b/read
>>9251251
Same... although I have eaten someone out.
now i'm getting lewd...
>>9251389
>>9251328
No but I'm using mobile qr
>>9251337
How are you doing this possibly fine day?
>>9251487
i'm fine I just got over something going to go shower soon hbu?
>Probably just a bug with Firefox
>np I'll just use Chrome and..
>Connection error while posting
JUST
>>9251563
I'm doing fine, just listening to some podcasts I didn't get to yesterday.
>>9251676
How bout now...
>>9251689
Turns out the problem was with my IP for some reason, wasn't even banned, weird...
>>9251762
There we go.
>>9251788
I've had that happen on mobile, I just reset my phone and hope it gives me a new ip.
>>9251826
How's it going raptor?
>>9251852
Going ok, just playing a game with a mate.
Yourself?
I stayed up later than I should have yesterday, but I had a good rest at least
>>9251826
Yay Rap!!!!
how's u? :3
>>9251834
Yea, I just get a new IP by reconnecting through my modem page, quick and easy
>>9251895
good rests are always good!
hiya Moonie!
>>9251929
Heya canon, how are you?
>>9251878
Working, listening to podcasts and thinking of grabbing some salsa.
>>9251952
I'm doin' good, just chillin' atm, was at a friend's earlier, might head to bed later on, how bout u?
>>9251929
Hey Canon, how're you?
>>9251961
sounds pretty decent overall
>>9252053
Thinking of how I should spend my night right now
>>9252068
Drinking some booze and rethinking your life.
>>9252087
Aku is that you?
>>9252068
make bread great again
>>9252111
Teach me how, trips anon
Alright, who's going to Make Bread Great Again?
>>9252060
Doin' good, just playing one of my old favorite pc games and chillin, how bout u?
also tomorrow my country's gonna have a council of ministers meeting and that should have meant they'll finally sign that new internet deal, but the manager said he got informed it won't be on the agenda for tomorrow but rather in the meeting the next week..such is life :|
>>9252068
It's like what.. 9pm at your place right?
>>9252140
But that is your job.
>>9252184
Yeah, my sleep pattern is fucked
>>9252187
It is?
>>9252108
No, I'm the other person encouraging you to drink alcohols.
>>9252270
I have a feeling your post is sarcastic
>>9252184
That sucks, but at least it's moving forward
>>9252313
Nonsense! I'm being totally genuine.
>>9252184
>there's a huge war going on not 50 miles from our border
>let's talk about Internet and how to deal with the kuffars
>>9252415
Why don't you ever post back at me late at night?
Did he also stop looking at you in the eyes when you make love?
I think he wants me to drink just so I'll shitpost without inhibitions
Little does he know I already post without inhibitions
>>9252735
Do you, now?
>>9252735
People only want others to drink to validate their choices.
>>9252745
Okay, maybe a little inhibition..
>>9252772
Regardless, you are more open about yourself than most.
>>9252831
>>9252856
You want him to drink?
>>9252772
Have less inhibition, but do it sober.
>>9252868
I want you to be more ooen.
>>9252831
I suppose so
>>9252886
I don't know about that
>>9252891
I want to know more about darwin too
>>9252498
Cause there's only four people in the building late at night, and by the time my break ends my boss has a fresh set of tasks for me until the end of my shift. There's always more to do.
I dunno man. Maybe I don't like you for no reason whatsoever despite being a generally mello guy.
http://www.rigoremortis.com/2017/05/05/brazilian-man-forced-to-eat-his-own-ears-is-then-beheaded-and-gutted/
>>9252735
No I want you to drink because it'll allow you to feel the relaxing buzz of intoxication carry your troubles away while killing off some of the bacteria in your mouth.
>>9252954
>>9252891
I do answer you truthfully most of the time.
>>9252920
Sowwy.
>>9252979
It only does that to weak minded people.
>>9252979
If you say so
>>9253010
You don't have to be sorry
>that filename
>>9253033
It is a foible of mine that I have not managed to overcome.
The League general is overflowing with gems such as that one.
Gotta get some sleeps, nighty all!
>>9253086
Night canon
>>9253076
Perhaps it is me with the problem, being so open about things on 4chan of all places
>>9253167
Trust me. It is definitely me.
>>9253086
Sleep well.
Sounds like we are breaking up or something.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2uAj4wBIU-8
>>9253227
Interrogator is never going to be satisfied until he has my name, home address, social security number, and shoe size.
>>9253167
No people do it all the time, the weird part is they ask these typw of questions to other anons who they'll most lijely never talk to again after the thread dies.
>>9253030
Well yeah, but damn if it doesn't help you relax. It's a useful lubricant. It's no miracle elixir, but it's been a dandy cure for that "life sucks" feeling everyone gets now and again for the last 10,000 years.
>>9253282
That is the salient reason why they do it.
>>9253289
Do you live alone aku?
>>9253282
The security of strangers is a wonderful thing.
>>9253322
Of course I do.
>>9253276
My shoe size is 13
>>9253282
Yeah but they're a bunch of anons, the information given could have been from anyone, in this thread we're persistantly here with names and trips
>>9253432
Prepared to be doxxed.
-d
>>9253406
What kind of place you got over there?
>>9253460
Psh
What would you even do if you had doxxed me, anyway
>>9253489
He'd send you prepaid pizzas.
>>9253569
I could go for a pizza right about now actually
>>9253480
It's a hole.
>>9253489
I would create a concealed entrance into your residence, hide, wait for you to leave the room, move a few items around and leave pieces of paper with random letters on them so when you return, you will be confused, eventually leading you to believe what I hope to be two scenarios: 1) You are developing dissociative identity disorder, 2) There are goblins in your home.
Or we could go for pizza, I guess.
>>9253668
My room is an organized mess, but I'd certainly know if things were moved
>>9253744
BUT WHO MOVED THEM? THERE IS NO ONE ELSE AROUND, OR SO YOU THINK
>>9253762
Perhaps it is the ghost of the old man who died in this house before we moved in
>>9253801
Well, now you are being ridiculous. There is no such thing as ghosts. Goblins, on the other hand...
>>9253848
You cant prove ghosts aren't real, they're invisible
However I've never seen a goblin before
>>9253901
I would be worried if you had.
>>9253942
Did you do anything interesting while I was asleep?
>>9254000
Does working count?
>>9254094
But that's more of the usual though
Also sorry for late reply, I went to get something to eat
>>9254094
What kind of clothes do you wear while at home?
I'm currently wearing a short sleeve shirt and pajama bottoms
>>9254223
I think both our lives are laden with "more of the usual." I tried watching Dyrus play Heroes of the Storm the other day to see if I could get in the mood to play with you guys, but I may need more time.
>>9254317
Pretty much this >>9254339
>>9254348
That seems to be the case
Take your time with getting into heroes of t he storm, you don't even have to play it if you really dont want to
>>9254382
the*
>>9254382
Now, what about you? What will you do with your broken schedule?
i miss my pogs, snap bracelets and finger skateboards :(
>>9254491
Not sure, maybe wander around youtube or play a game or something
>>9254531
Want to watch a spooky movie?
>>9254551
That depends
Will I be watching it alone?
>>9254579
I will watch with you.
>>9254531
Have you watched any of those channels I recommended?
>>9254339
>>9254348
How about under those pajama pants?
>>9254602
Boxers.
>>9254599
Sounds like fun, how would we watch it, will we be talking over steam or something while we watch?
>>9254602
Boxers
>>9254608
Nice
>>9254644
We can download the same file and commentate on Steam.
>>9254687
Sounds good, did you have a movie in mind?
If so you can link it here or to me on steam
>>9254608
>>9254644
Loose boxers or boxer briefs?
>>9254736
Loose
>>9254732
We can review options on Steam.
>>9254736
Loose.
>>9254825
Heya
>>9254877
How's it going Pasta?
>>9254901
Going alright, downloading some movies to watch with Darwin
It is now time to masturbate to horses.
>>9255010
Remember to post what you rubbed one out to.
Today on 'THINGS THAT TOTALLY HAPPENED'
>>9255069
It could only be Mistress Rarity.
>>9255308
>Japanese honoring fat people
It's quite the opposite, actually!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wwH3rA8Evow
>>9255069
Why do you need to know such things?
>>9255308
Do you go looking for this stuff?
>>9255341
Hmm
so when did you realize you were a sparkle wolf?
>>9255386
I don't need to know, I just like asking questions.
THEY'RE SO CUTE
>>9255365
Yeah, we all know it.
These people are morons though, and will do whatever they can to justify eating a million calories a day.
>>9255402
No, it seems to come looking for me though.
>>9255412
>
>>9255503
Did you know every person is born with subtle genetic deficiencies that cause small pockets of flesh in their body to grow teeth, hair and keratin? Yes raptor somewhere in your body you have a small amount of teeths and nails growing inside, take your hand and feel around for a while you'll find them eventually
>>9255365
>non-american
>royalty free world music
I genuinely hate this person with every fiber of my being.
hello /b/read
>>9255637
Heya mira
Things going well for you?
>>9255614
That's a funny way to say people have teeth hair and nails.
Also
>Raven best werewolf girl
>>9255637
hey
>>9255341
>>9255637
Welcome back
>>9255674
its going pretty fine just finally sat down and drew something after about 2 months its pretty rough desu and it looks REALLY DERPY
>>9255688
hello smokey hows it going?
>>9255817
hows it going ^_^
>>9256053
i'm good. just watching shitty tv shows about treasure they'll never find. how are you?
>>9256115
>>9256053
Doing good almost done with work for the night.
>>9256115
Hey skitty how are things going tonight?
>>9256286
He's mad because nick won't let him suck his cock.
>>9256412
Ah you ruined it I was hoping we could avoid bullying skitty for tonight.
>>9256467
forget i said that. I'm out for the night.
>>9256227