ITT: Pokemon are real. What's your opinion on Catalys

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>>9236702
A lot of luck, or...

>>9236643
...
Huh.
Think he's willing to help us?

>>9236774
milk

>>9236774
Slateportfag here.
They're weird, but they don't seem like bad folks.

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>>9236713
okay
you seemed a bit distressed that's all mademoiselle
i was just worried about you mon amour

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>>9236714
>>9236724
>>9236725
...
I should probably rethink this.
Because from the way it's being described, I don't really look good.

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>>9236774
Um, who's that?
>>9236713
Yay!
>Anna runs over to greet her mom.
>There's a lot of hugging.
>>9236800
Come on, Joyeuse! It's a family dinner!

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>>9236673
Um... I kinda like being alive... I don't think two feet of bat dick is a good idea to shove up your butt...
>>9236702
>Points at tree again
Maybe he'll help!
>>9236724
>babe plz
>ok so
>if i mention that i eat like
>an entire half gallon of ice to fucking
>prevent hunger in the first place
>how disappointed in me would you be
>in theory
>completely hypothetical
But if you had the booty you wouldn't need a belt to keep your pants up! Your booty would do it! So obviously you don't have one!

>>9236774
berg and hilbert are cute

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>>9236800
>Firecat: attempt to put on mask and pretend things are fine again
I'm fine!
>>9236818
Neat, let's go.

>>9236824
Would a Berg

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>>9236824
Thanks, anon. I'm sure you're cute, too.

>>9236850
Same senpai hes cute af

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>>9236774
Meh.

>>9236810
Your face could drive a sliggoo to gouge its non-functjonal eyes out.

>>9236847
Go ahead, put that mask back on. No one wants to see the real you. They'd be horrified. What would her parents think, trainer killer?

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>>9236818
OUI!
family dinner must be quite fun
>>9236847
>he notices a bit but keeps quiet for the moment and keep an eye on her secretly
indeed mademoiselle, i must be equivocated, but i should be zoalous about mon amour

i want nebby to sit on my face with all his weight

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>>9236824
>>9236850
>>9236870
...Thank you?
>>9236867
Is this normal?
>Arrive in Poni.
>Let's see if we can ask about building space.
>Rollan.

>>9236821
Two feet of mind destroying rapist bat dick. It'd totally be worth maybe dying.

>>9236905
Hot

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>>9236774
The fucks a Catalyst.

>>9236759
Alright man, I'll make sure the abominable snowmen don't squat in your place. Cya dude.
>Give bergborgs bowl to lola
>Finish up your own bowl

>>9236931
Literally.

>>9236919
Is your cock cold?

>>9236905
Maybe ask Sun to get Nebby to make a new Cosmog for you, so you get your own Soleago to love?
If he's as big as the pictures make him seem though, you might want like, a lot of mattresses to avoid dying.

>>9236931
just imagine his hot sweaty butt crushing your face into the dirt

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>>9236905
Why...
>>9236960
But there's only a 50% chance of it being a Solgaleo, and they take um... Don't become Solgaleos until they're at least 5.3 million years old...
>>9236928
Uh... No... I don't think that description makes it better... Unless Lunala has butt stretching magic I think I'm gonna pass...

>>9236847
>Anna's mom is surprised.
"Oh, my goodness! You've gotten so big!"

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>>9236898
They don't need to know what Malamar made me do, and I won't ever let it happen again!
>>9236903
I'm fine, really.

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>>9236919
>Nope.
>Rollan to see about other methods on Poni.
>>9236933
Thanks dude!
>>9236946
Uh. That's on a need to know basis.

>>9236992
Wait really? Nebby is that old?!

>>9236992
...So if rapebat suddenly got butt stretching bat magic you'd be down to take the mahina peen? Because that's pretty hot that you'd just give in like that to be honest.

>>9237002
You can't keep it a secret forever. What happens if Anna gets a Psychic type? Or if they take you to a Psych? It's bound to happen eventually... Get it over with. Come clean now, make it a clean break. Do what you do best: hurt her like you hurt everyone else.

>>9237025
>icedick
niiiiiiiiiiiiiiice

>>9237025
COLD
O
C
K

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>>9237094
No, I'm quite warm right now.

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>>9237002
Um, Tiff? Would you like some water while we wait for my dad?
I'm gonna get some Sitrus juice!
>>9237001
Yeah, Mom! Tiff and Joyeuse are really good at battle stuff!
>>9236903
Um Joyeuse? Can we get you anything?

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>>9237047
NO! THEY HAVEN'T HURT ME, I WON'T HURT THEM!
>>9237126
THAT'D BE GREAT THANKS

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>>9237083
>>9237094
I don't have an ice type Dragalge.
>>9237025
Damn Alolans. Is it my accent?
>Rolling to see if they'll make an exception for anything.
>Dice pls.

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>>9237002
OH HOH HOH HOH
oui oui
it's all fine with you mademoiselle
you are as stunning as ever
just some berries are okay dame anna

>>9237184
(forgot to reply to>>9237126)

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>>9237029
No, Nebby is only 4.6 billion, but he's kinda weird. Aether messed with his evolution process, so he evolved early.
Sorry, I messed up on the age scale, replace "millions" with "billions" in what I said...
It kinda helps figure out how old a Cosmog is because a wild Cosmog is Level/10 * 1 billion for age!
>>9237044
>Awkward cough
N-no, that's not what I meant! It was a joke! There's no way I'd let myself be a slave, especially not a lewd one, don't twist my words!

>>9237175
ICE DICK

>>9237225
Hmm? I never said anything about being a slave. Having a little Freudian slip there Sunny?

>>9237175
>grope the icebutt

>>9237257
(...There are other characters to harass come on.)

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>>9237151
>>9237184
>Anna giggles, and relays the order to her mom.
Okay!

>She begins telling her mom about the adventures of the last few days, as mom listens with fascination and a bit of motherly concern.

>>9237295
Shhh, let it happen.

>>9237295
(Sun bullying is the best and it's not clogging up the thread, let it be)

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>>9237257
H-he asked me to be a slave literally the first time he showed up, sorry for assuming?
>>9237295
(Why don't you go harass someone, anon? The only people I see harassing are this anon harassing Sun and me harassing Tiffany.)

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>>9237248
>>9237261
Quit it!
>Message an admin.
>"I'm having trouble convincing the Poni Islanders to let us build anything here. I'll see if I can work something out at Hau'Oli? Unless you have a suggestion. Also... The islanders keep asking me about my dick. Is this normal?"

>>9237151
Suuuuure. Yet should be the key word here. Everyone else has hurt you, why won't she? You know I'm right. Hurt her before she hurts you, that's the only way to save your feelings.

>>9237309
(No it shits the thread up.)
>>9237338
(Yes it is.)
>>9237342
(I fucking am though.)

>>9237380
Harassing IC, not OOC.

>>9237342
Oooh? Assuming? Maybe you just couldn't stop it from popping into your mind? I don't blame you for being so obsessed with it. You must have had a lot of fun together.

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>>9237151
>>9237296
>A man with a bit of a case of baby-face and a lingering Poison-type smell on his jacket steps onto the patio.

Marie, it's been too long.
Is this... is this Anna?
>He's a little teary.

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I really need to work on my human illusion, apparently.

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>>9237364
NO! I WON'T! GAAAAH, IT WASN'T MY FAULT, IT WAS NEVER MY FAULT!
>>9237296
>Firecat: fidget in chair and look mildly uncomfortable

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>>9237420
>Firecat: recognize voice
...I know you from somewhere...

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>meanwhile somewhere in ultra space, a certain musclebug is baking a cake
>rolling for how it turns out

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>>9237353
>"Melemele is crowded, but it is still a good possible location. Being close to the former Aether branch base is also a plus"

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>>9237353
>"Also no, that's not normal"

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>>9237409
>Wince
N-no... that wasn't fun... that's not how it's supposed to be, I don't even like Lunala...
>>9237422
You had a human illusion? That sounds kinda cool...

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>>9237296
>joyeuse shows to the mother what a good sord friend he is
>>9237420
>waves to the man
>>9237428
>he is next to the firecat

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>>9237420
D-Daddy?
>Anna hops out of her seat and hugs the newcomer, who's probably crying right now.
>>9237439
Tiff, I didn't know you knew my daddy!

>>9237428
Playing the blame game again? I'm sure her family will understand when you're too weak to protect her. After all... it won't be your fault.

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>>9237466
>>9237477
>"Alright. I'll see if I can secure us an old building or something. And, uh, thanks. I'll get out of here."
>Rolling to get to Melemele.
>Blah, blah, dubfail.

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>>9237458
>the cake turned out Good
>Taking the cake to someone
>evens: the 2nd poster after Buzz's will be receiving a short visit
>odds: Buzz leaves it where Guzz will find it

>>9237499
Oh really? You didn't enjoy having his tongue in your mouth? Not even a little? You weren't trying to fight back very hard.

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>>9237515
>Ollie: try not to cry
>Cry a lot
Oh, Anna, I'm sorry I haven't been here for you, I'm sorry. I'm here now, though...
Papa Ollie's here...
Oh, my goodness, you're big!
And I hear you're a Trainer now!
>>9237439
>>9237511
Oh, my. Have you been keeping little Anna here out of trouble?
>Ollie laughs a bit.

>>9237591
she hates you
youre going to fucking die before she even gets into school
like the little
fucking
druggie
you are

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>>9237499
I refract light in a certain way to make an illusion of a human.
It... didn't really get good feedback in terms of looks.

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>>9237619
That's because a pile of sparkles doesn't hide the fact that your ass is a propeller or that your head is shaped like a traffic cone.

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>>9236786
Well...
Damn!
But we should get some rest first, that thing doesn't look like it's going to move anytime soon.

>>9237619
Practice makes perfect.
My first time riding a bike, I cut up my knees and got a bloody nose. Didn't stop me from trying again.
>>9237631
You're one to talk.

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>>9237561
I can't fight Lunala, he's a lot bigger and strong than me... If... If I can't stop him it's best to just go along with it... if I upset Lunala I might get hurt...
>>9237619
That's cool, at least you know you can! Just keep practicing!

>>9237631
P a n c a k e F a c e

>>9237661
You can't pretend you didn't get off. What about that little mess on the sheets? You know you love it, pervert.

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>>9237631
Evidently, you haven't heard of aerodynamics.

>>9237653
>>9237661
Yeah.
I'll keep trying, until I get it down.

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>>9237653
Sorry, I was too busy appreciating that riveting story about your big wheel to care.

>>9237669
Pancake? Well, my face does tend get eaten a lot~
Not that you'd know anything about that.

>>9237721
Evidently, you haven't heard of aesthetics.

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>>9237695
Nonono, that nightmare couldn't have been about Lunala, I wouldn't... not to Lunala! Never to Lunala, not in any fantasy, not in any reality either!
>>9237721
Maybe use some face references?

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>>9237591
Oh, my gosh!
Mommy said you're a Trainer too!
What do you do? Do you live here in Cyllage? Um...
Where were you before?

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>>9237519
SHUT THE FUCK UP! IT WASN'T MY FAULT, AND I'LL MAKE SURE IT NEVER HAPPENS AGAIN! IT WON'T BE LIKE LAST TIME!
It won't... I won't let it... An Inciniroar beat them once, I can beat them again, I won't... I won't let them get as close as they got to...
>>9237591
>Firecat: roll to place where she's heard this guy before

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>>9237591
>tries to keep ot humble but proudly tries to show that he will help
Indeed monsieur
I will give me all to protect your child
Me and the mademoiselle too
>he points at firecat
We will keep dame anna safe

>>9237766
So it WAS a fantasy then? And did you have these fantasies before you and Lunala started having fun together?

>>9237792
so funny lol

>>9237820
so funny lol

>>9237785
Except that Incineroar was strong, unlike you, you pathetic, mewling kit. You were too weak to just end those trainers who made your life miserable, your too weak to save yourself and end this companionship. Look at you, how pathetic. Relying on a little girl. I'm sure your siblings are glad to be gone, can you imagine how disappointed they'd be to see the new you, a child's pet?

>>9237836
so funny? lol?

>>9237846
so funny? lol?

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>>9237741
Neither have you, apparently.
I'm plenty cute, and one of the fastest fliers in the world.

>>9237766
That's... actually a good idea.

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>EAT ALL OF STUNTBRO'S ICECREAM

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>>9237792
It wasn't a fantasy! You don't wake up from fantasies crying! I... I could still feel the pain and fear when I woke up...
>>9237854
Maybe mix figures so you get an average person? After you get down making a specific person though!

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>>9237786
>Ollie leans over and looks at the glitchy prototype translator Anna has.
A gentleman, I see. I trust she's in good care, sir knight.
>>9237782
I am a Trainer. Right now I've got a desk job, an an apartment in town and...
>The last question makes his heart skip a beat.
I was... lost, and stuck, somewhere far from here. There were some... bad people involved. I wanted to leave, but I couldn't. Now, though, the bad people are gone, and I'm here. To stay.

>>9237845
so funny lol

>>9237872
>ignoring anxietyanons
ok fuck you too ray

>>9237871
But there's one thing you seem to be ignoring. If it was so bad, why did you get so much pleasure from it?

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>>9237845
I'M BETTER THAN THEM! I'M NOT A PET, I'M NOT A SLAVE LIKE LAST TIME, I'M ANNA'S PARTNER, I WILL GET STRONGER!
I won't end up like Sierra, I won't!

>>9237888
>makes a mistake in replying
>"HURR STOP IGNORING"

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>>9237854
>dark catte: bully the airplane

Hmf. I guess if you've got a fetish for aluminum and deformed birds, yes, you're almost cute.

>>9237903
Of course, you'll get stronger trapped with a little girl. Is she even doing the league? You're just going to stagnate and decay with her, just like the corpse of your last trainer.

>>9237964
so funny lol

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>>9237872
Oh... I think I get it, I guess...
Okay, Mr. Dad.
>>9237903
>See anxious catte
>Get brush
>Brush anxious catte

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>33: Do some more training with your pokes, gotta be able to protect 77.

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>>9237891
I...
>voice crack
I don't know?? What's wrong with me... it hurt, it hurt so bad... I didn't enjoy it at and... why am I so disgusting? What's wrong with me...

>>9238020
have fun not getting any anxietyanons because you write subpar characters jiji

>>9238020
Is it not the time to stop this life of banditry?

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>>9237607
"Fuck you, she hasn't said anything about hating me."
"Besides, I'm getting clean. I was dead if I didn't, so I'm cleaning up. I'm not even drinking."
>>9238006
Oh, Anna. I'm sorry.
Can you forgive your old man?

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>>9237871
I was mostly going by memory on my first attempt.
Fly around towns, get a wide variety of ideas to base it off of?

>>9237941
>Latias: have enough self pride to take an insult or two
I'm smooth, sleek, and cute. It's all in the aerodynamics.

>>9238057
(Jiji's characters aren't dull. Their fun and cute to interact with at best. Mediocre [and a bit repetitive] at worst).

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>>9238086
You're a deformed metal eggplant.

>>9238020
You're in over your head. Way over your head.
Legendaries are making power plays, the League wants your head on a spike, and you've got what? You and 77.
Cut your losses now, head back to Orre, before one of the giants tussling in the playground crushes you underfoot.

>>9238101
Nobody has ever loved you
This is why you have turned to a life of post-irony and nihilism
You feel like you would be better dead

>>9238086
Yeah. Smooth to the point of being dull.
The only sleek you show is the bs you spout from that mouth of yours.

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>>9238101
Except I'm not made of metal.
I guess some of that ash you rolled in went to your head.

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>>9238127
...True. Very very true.

>>9238135
Oh, excuuuuse me princess. Deformed -fleshy- eggplant.

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>>9237964
I ALREADY EVOLVED, THAT'S PROOF I AM GETTING STONGER! I'M NOT LIKE THAT BREEDING BITCH JOHN KEPT IN A CAGE!
>>9238006
>Firecat: shy away
S-sorry, I'm fine, and we're eating.
>Firecat: drink water

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>>9238072
Hell no.
>>9238121
I'll be fine. I'm tough enough to get through this shit.
Besides I'm still in Orre, no sense in fucking with Sun while I'm injured.
>Roll to get some more training in.

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>>9237872
Indeed monsieur anna's dad
I shall keep her safe no matter what

>>9238196
>fucking with Sun
Pretty sure that's Lunala's job

>>9238177
Yet. Just wait until she gets older. She'll need a better cat than you to make it big, and you'll get left behind.

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>>9238133
And what am I bsing about, exactly...?

>>9238155
Except I don't resemble an eggplant at all.
But go on.
Keep insulting others to feel better about yourself.

>>9238196
Every action you take makes the end come sooner.
You wouldn't want it to be over soon, would you?

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>>9238177
Okay!
>Anna: try being adventurous and get the fish.
>>9238208
Aww, Joyeuse.

>>9238084
Um, yeah, I can. I'm glad I got to meet you.

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>>9238209
Pff.
>>9238229
Hah! When that end faces me I'll take a step forward and spit in it's face. 77 and I. We'll beat that end down and spit on it's corpse.
>33: Try not to worry about 77 and focus on the pokes.

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>>9238225
>dark catte: is not getting any angry airplane noises out of the lati, becomes dejected
...Well it's not fun anymore if you say it like that.

>>9238225
About being cute. You aren't.

>>9238225
You're about as cute as my abusive dad

>>9238262
The end has come, and you are alone. Try not to think much of 77's dead body at your side.

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yo
whats going on today guys

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>>9238315
Training. Helping my bro, like, read over stuff. The usual.
What's up with 'chu?

>>9238315
are you cycling through your characters for anxietyanons
really

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>>9238265
>>9238279
That's a matter of opinion.
I think I am cute, and I'm not going to hide what I think.

>>9238264
>Latias: actually slightly angry inside
Might want to cool it on the insults in the future. Just saying.

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>>9238315
Bullying.

>>9238350
Pssh. Whatever. Not my fault people can't take a joke

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>>9238315
Trying to to not think too much about recent happenings.
I'm sure this will be a better week.

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>>9238332
(No. There was nothing to do with Sun at the moment so I switched characters. Calm your tits, Dave doesn't even have anxiety.)
>>9238331
meh
planning out my team for the next hoenn e4 douche
im thinking nec might like battling this one
dunno yet though
first douche was dark
dunno what the second one is

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>>9238304
He's fine. I know he is. He can handle himself.
>Focus, focus.
>Training.

>>9238279
You me, anon?

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>>9238257
Thank you. That means... more to me than you know.
>Ollie: cry a little more, briefly wonder why this soup is so salty all of a sudden.

If you'd like, I can put you and the team and Marie up at my apartment. It's a little sparse right now, but it beats roughing it.

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(Thank you autocorrect)
>>9238377
wait what
kinda been ignoring the news
whatd i miss
>>9238367
sweet
whos getting bullied

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>>9238224
I WON'T GET LEFT BEHIND! I'M GOOD ENOUGH! I ALMOST BEAT THAT GHOST GUY, I JUST NEED TO TRAIN HARDER! I'LL EVOLVE AND WE'LL DO THE ISLAND CHALLENGE AND WE'LL BE ABLE TO USE MALICIOUS MOONSAULT!
I can do it, I won't get shoved in a daycare or a cage like Sierra, or have my mind broken by a psychic, I won't be forced to almost... NO! I'LL EVOLVE! I'LL BE STRONGER!
>>9238257
Thanks...
>Firecat: DRINK

>>9238383
What will you do the day he doesn't return?

>>9238408
(Wow. That was uh... supposed to be "autoupdate", but I guess the original holds true now.)

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>>9238377
It will be, bro. Think about Agger's good training sesh today. Think about, like, dong the radio show thing.
Heck, think about me coming over there as soon as, like, my bro and I finish with this last grunt report.

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>>9238382
Ghost, Necrozma may actually get challenged.

>>9238408
A few close calls regarding information security, a special field operative that almost got killed twice near retirement under my command or recommendations, and a new and successful employee confirmed MIA, if not KIA.
Truly put a dampener to a week that was supposed to be great.

>>9238418
He was holding back and you know it. Copying all of your moves? When they don't work well? He knows you're weak and wanted to rub it in. You'll never be strong enough to beat the Island Challenge, not that you'll ever get there. What were you thinking, trusting what a random human says? No one is kind enough to pay for a plane ticket from Kalos to Alola.

>>9238453
( I meant 'doing the radio show', but that works too. )

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>>9238367
Some people might take it too seriously one day.
Anyways, I'm gonna find a place to nap.

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>>9238425
He will, he's not an idiot, he won't fuck up.
>33: Keep the training going.

>>9238520
You say this about the guy who decided to steal a Pokémon that was about to be given as a gift. He's probably face down in a ditch right now.

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>>9238408
The eggplant.

>>9238518
Yeah, well! Your face is- uh... yeah!

>dark catte: go sulk in a corner

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>>9238453
>>9238480
As much Agger likes to sleep, he is truly lively, isn't he?
Anyway, there's still a program slot open from when Necrozma hosted his talk show. Lasted a a single episode but it was interesting. You in?

>>9238520
It is still the time to peace out.
Do it soon, or it will be not even the time to make peace with yourself.

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>>9238571
Fuck yes.
I am completely down for that.

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>>9238550
yeah maybe not nec then
well fuck
i didnt even get to do my flirty hazing what the fuck
obvs you gotta get the same encryption for our shit that colress has for his bug lewds
pretty sure hes got pics of u1s dick in there
>>9238550
garchomp?

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>>9238542
No, he isn't. He'll be fine.
>>9238594
I can get strong enough to protect myself and 77.
>Focus.
>Roll for training.

>>9238634
(Fuc, first one was meant for )
>>9238469

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>In the Orrean desert, just outside the walls of Ceridwyn Keep, a bear lies asleep in a jeep.

>>9238666
Can you be strong enough to fend off the whole world?
Can you keep running forever?

>>9238666
Dude he's dumb as shit and you know it. In what realm was that a good idea? He probably got himself killed after sticking his head in Nebby's mouth like the fuxking failure he is

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>>9238634
The airplane, you edgy bastard.

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>>9238696
>roost on napping bear

>>9238666
He went up to the Alolan champion and tried to steal his Pokemon. Alone. Without backup from you or the jelly.

After the shitshow that was attempting to steal Pokemon from the E4? Either he's dead, or in prison right now. And all of his Pokemon, including his Skarmory, are either being given back to their old trainers, or in some adoption center somewhere.

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>>9238609
This will be great!

>>9238634
>>9238669
The real important data is encrypted with algorithms on par with Colress' own, I'm more worried of one or two leaks that happened.
Nothing important seems to have leaked, spent a whole night redesigning the security.

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>>9238391
Umm... Mom? Tiff?
Are you okay with that?
It'll be nice to have a comfy bed...

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>>9238735
>Bear doesn't move after the birb nests on him, but after a bit, a single eye opens halfway, and he looks to the crow roosting on his belly.
Mmh. Hey.

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>>9238710
garchomp is an airplane you pussy
how the fuck am i edgy
im legit just wearing a hoodie and booty shorts rn
>>9238745
coolio
did they get my sex tapes
was that the leak

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>>9238701
I'll turn and fight the whole goddamn world. I'll- I can do it. I'll be strong enough to catch every goddamn legendary.
>>9238708
Haha. Even if he's a fuckup he's my fuckup.
>Deep breaths.
>Move on to Mt. Battle for some more training.

>>9238792
You overestimate yourself.
Your luck will end soon.

>>9238792
Haha you're funny, you must not have seen what happened to the last people that tried to catch legendaries
Hope you like meat sculptures

>>9238772
>crow: move into nesting mode on the bear
Aftanoon grande uomo.

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>>9238745
Alright, let's get the mics set up...
Here we go. Pokechat with Seb and John.
What's first on the topics list?

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>>9238781
Fragments of a conversation. Nothing mission critical but still something I wouldn't want our enemies to have,

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>>9238834
(drink)

>>9238844
Dear Seb and John...
How big is a Barbaracle penis? Asking for a friend.

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>>9238834
>>9238855
Mmh. Did I really sleep through the whole day? ...Mmh, oh well.
>Bear: don't move much, since you're already in a comfy position and there's a birb nesting on your stomach.

...So, how's your day been?

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>>9238821
Like hell it will.
>>9238826
...I'll do fine. I know I will.
>Training: Go.

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f >>9238781
If you'd lose the cheap ass shades you'd be able to tell which plane I meant. Corey Hart called, his costume department needs the loned wardrobe back

>>9238844
What's your opinion on Pokestar Studios? Do they ever mistreat Pokemon, or anything of the sort?

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>>9238925
Been preddy gud. Ain't had much chance to talk to mah amante, but it ain't confront me none.

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>>9238907
Consider the following. Disproportionate body to length ratio and that Barbaracle is actually seven separate organisms working as one.

>>9238954
I admit I don't watch many movies, but we have yet to get any reports of outright mistreated pokemon. Though a few accidents with someone not taking the proper precautions being injured by the more erratic pokemon have happened.

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>>9238949
these shades are worth more than you putty tat
i dont give enough shits to read your other conversations man
my mom called she wants her generic cat back
>>9238852
right
what was it your sex life
btw dude use less tongue its kinda weird to listen to

>Want to do plot.
>Can't get people on board to help.
fml

>>9239042
(Wanna DM one of the GMs? We'd probably be willing to help)

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>>9238987
Mh. I guess I've been all right too, I suppose.

...

Although, honestly... things have slowed down for me a bit. ...I mean, I wouldn't mind just settling down with someone, but... I dunno, I've just...

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>>9238907
Oooh, spicy. That one I'm not sure on, but it's likely you won't be taking the whole length, friend. Width might be less of a problem, though.

>>9238954
We haven't gotten any reports of mistreatment out of the Pokestar Studios lots, but there are occasional accidents.
>>9239002
Exactly, Seb. I've got to ask about movies, though: Red Fog of Terror, or Timegate Traveler?
>>9239037
Yes, it was his sex life.

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>>9238907
Those humans know nothing. The smaller ones are about 200ft.

>>9239106
How many do you have...? I apologize, my friend is very curious.

>>9239066
>>9239002
Dear Seb and John
I've been getting really close to my blastoise lately. He's always been pretty snuggly and affectionate, but lately I've got to squirm out of his arms just to get a private moment. It's not that I don't like all the attention it's just that I don't know if I'm comfortable with the way things are heading.... I don't want people to think I'm some kind of freak

>>9239066
Any tips for polishing an Aggron really well?
Was thinking of giving my lover a special surprise.

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>>9239060
>flop
>birbflop
You wanna get shacked up amico?

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>>9239130
We are made up of seven different organisms. I assume you can do the math?
Each would have a penis.

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>>9239037
...yes.

>>9239066
Timegate Traveler definitely. Watched it the other day with the bros.

>>9239143
A classical question right there. It mostly depends on the region, if you are living in Kalos go wild, if in Kanto, you might want to hide that from your boss and neighbors.

>>9239066
>>9239002
Dear Seb and John
How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop?

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>>9239037
Why you gotta make it racial dude?

>>9239194
.... the long whitish clear thing isn't a tongue, is it

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>>9239173
>Bear: attempt to flop further into the backseat of the jeep
>I can't, I've given it all she's got, captain!
...Well, I uh... yeah, I guess...

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>>9239226
>Attempt to enslave cat.

>>9239237
Nope

That's a dick

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>>9239237
Not at all, mon ami. Do you have trouble with trouble with yours?

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>>9239243
Nice cockrings dweeb.

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>>9239106
Thanks for fielding that question, bud.
>>9239143
Hmm. That's a tricky one. If you're not comfortable with it, or if you just want some space, I'd opt for a gentle, but honest, approach.
If things to advance beyond snuggling, well, >>9239202 Seb's right about Regional differences there.
>>9239167
Mineral oil, my man, and a specialized cloth for the job.
Seb's the Steel guy, but I've picked up a few tips from him.

>>9239202
I always wondered if Timegate Traveler used a Ledian as the Pokemon overlord specifically because of their reputation as non-battlers? That little musing aside, I totally agree.

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>>9239268
You say that buuuuuut...
>Attempt to put hoop over cat dicc.

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>>9239239
Arright. You gotta suit? Dere's gotta be a bar in town. We's gettin you hooked up. Imma be your wingman.

>>9239251
......
>>9239263
... he has grabbed food with it before, and there was one occasion where he touched my cheek with it. What are he little fan like tendrils...?

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>>9239286
>dark catte: loud meow because the dicc just got shoved in a wormhole
P-PERVERT!

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>>9239304
Uh, small problem with that plan... I uh, don't have a suit.

Closest thing I have to that is military fatigues, and that is hardly appropriate for that situation.

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>>9239356
>Aaaaaand tighten.
Have fun with your cockring~

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>>9239207
Simple, one swift crunch.

>>9239167
Continuing on from my friend here >>9239273
, to make it real special take care in polishing in between the steel plates, and keeping joint lubricated.

>>9239273
Non-battlers, but with the looks of a battler.
Another interesting tidbit is that though the Pokemon overlord was a female role, a male Ledian took that role. Blink and you miss the small differences.

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>>9239384
Fak. Alright. We's stealin' you a suit.

>>9239273
>>9239202
If you had one piece of advice you wish new Trainers would take, what would it be?

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>>9239341
Those are for tasting. If he does it to you consistently it means he likes you or enjoys how you taste.

>>9239273
So I need that special cloth and mineral oil.
Got it.

>>9239407
I'll keep those spots in mind.
Any recommended motions or techniques?

>roll to acquire Lunala lewd goo

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>>9239398
BAKA

>somewhere in the distance, a dragalge can be heard screaming as a dicc shaped portal opens up in his face

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>>9239413
Uh, all right.
>Bear, shift a bit.
We uh, are we doing this now, or...?

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>>9239458
Maybe you'll get it back. Orrrr you won't.
I don't care~!

(I love you par. Goodnight)

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>>9239414
Don't start as early as the league says you can, take some more time researching proper care of pokemon and selecting a starter you will like and is not too difficult to mantain.

>>9239446
Circular motions for wide surfaces, narrow crevices may get tricky, a soft brush can do the trick in these cases.

>>9239509
(Sleep well)

>>9239426
I see... I would hope I taste good, I believe it would be incredibly ironic if I did not.
How thick are the dicks? I need to know how much lube to acquire and if I need a days prep in advance if we ever do fuck.

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>>9239465
Whenever you be up for it amico.

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>>9239487
Freak! Why don't you put some more blush on, you fucked up raspberry snowcone!

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>>9239534
>Mild sweating.
More akin to a tentacle, some are a bit thicker... two inches in diameter at the smaller end and three to four at the higher end?
A days prep would probably be necessary.

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>>9239518
I'm going to second this, although the advice I traditionally give is stressing the importance of casual, non-battling time out of the ball.
Pokeballs aren't exactly a mentally stimulating place to be, and a little R&R goes a long way.
>>9239509
( Good night, catch you later.)

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>>9239591
That sounds like, "put my dick in the Oort Cloud, Mr Hoopa!" You really want me to?

>>9239593
How does one tell if they're interested? My friend is the one who mentioned mine may, I do not wish to close for a day just to discover he was teasing me.

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>>9239634
The what? I think you got that stupid ponytail back too tight, it's pulling your brains out! Bet you're just jealous because all you have is that lame dress thing, loser!

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>>9239623
And I have to add, as much time as possible out of the ball is preferred.

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>>9239677
Usually if they're protective of you or try to help you with work.
...The uh, showing of the penis is usually a big indication, even if they aren't showing it directly. It means they feel comfortable around you.

>>9239724
Hey there.
I've got an Eevee, and I love this little rascal to bits.
I'm worried, though, that we'll accidentally the whole evolution and that it won't be what my 'Vee wants.
Got any advice for somebody unsure on evolutionary options?

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>77: quietly sitting in a cave cleaning his gun and polishing his metal bird in an attempt to de-stress.

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>>9239709
What are you even saying? Do you want your dick back or not?
>Roll to angle the dicc right into the cat ass at 400 miles per hour.

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>>9239831
>dark catte: dodge the dicc
Ha! Gaaaaay!

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>>9239865
Dang.
>Roll to smacc him in the face with it.

>>9239744
Ah, I see. Well, he does all of those things, actually. Time to take the next two days off and hope the restaurant doesn't burn down without me, je vous remercie.

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>Smol birb: Wake up
>Curse the world for not having insomnia

>>9239865
>>9239887
...Do I even wanna know what's goin on?

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>>9239827
>20 unread messages from 33.
>Ding!
>21 unread messages from 33.

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>>9239887
>catte dicc: be grabbed
>also be horribly inaccurate as a weapon
Maybe if you spent more time fighting with dick and less time sucking it you wouldn't be such a dweeb!

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>>9239750
An Everstone helps with most of the evolutions, but you will want stay clear out of the thunder, fire and water stones, and areas where those are generally found.
You can also seek help of a psych or counselor to determine faster if they wants to evolve and into what, maybe they just wants to stay an Eevee

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>>9239565
Well, uh, I suppose I'm up for it whenever you are...

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>>9239928
Nope.
>>9239932
Okay.
>Roll to drop a horse dildo on the catto.

>>9239940
So... how lewd, exactly, are most legendaries and mythicals?

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>>9239962
>catte: purrroud owner of a new silicone sculpture of a horse dong
>dicc: still lock'd down and portal'd somewhere
[HEAVY BREATHING]

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>>9239931
Hmm...
>Open the latest message.
>Pet the metal bird.

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>>9239962
I think I might.
..Good choice in projectiles, by the way.

>>9240004
>Stare at the weirdo with the ring attached to seemingly nothing between their legs
..You having a heart attack?

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>>9239952
Poifect, whatchuse doin' tomorrow night?

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>>9240011
>"Hey 77. Doing the Mt. Battle challenge to get some of the TMs and some money."
>Rolling for success.

>>9240004
(fuk, missed one)
>>9240033
...Look, there's a very good explanation to this.

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>>9239724
Agreed. My team's seldom in their balls. When they are it's usually for a very compelling reason - short-notice travel in a cramped vehicle comes readily to mind.
>>9239750
There's not much more I can add to >>9239940 except possibly shilling for our organization's psych services if you're in an area with a Catalyst office.
>>9239985
When dealing with Legendaries, generalizations should be thrown out the window, with the exception of 'don't antagonize them'. I'm fairly sure Zekrom, who's currently with N, is not lewd in the slightest. Other legendaries may be a little more inclined towards such earthly indulgences. I can't give an educated answer here, to be honest.

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>>9240042
...Nothing much. Probably going to be in the jeep, relaxing after a day of guarding the keep.

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>>9240004
SIT ON IT!
SIT ON IT!
>>9240033
Cat was being a dick so I snagged his dick. Now he has another dick.
Simple!
And thanks!

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>>9240058
Lay it on m-

>>9240073
..Ohhh, I see.
....Wait whaddya mean you snagged his dick?
>Confus chirp™

>>9240058
Sit on iiiit.

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>>9239985
Surprisingly lewder than what you think, and not the ones you would expect.
Like for example the Sinnoh lake trio, it's Uxie who knows how to get things steamy.
If you ever felt a poke in your nethers out of nowhere, it means you are in the radar of a certain space god.

>>9240062
Hah, remember that private show in that bar a while ago, from X theirself? That was surely lively.

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>>9240073
>>9240110
...I mean okay
>dark catte: do the lewd thing
>happy lewd catte sounds
>you know what the lewd thing is, use your imagination people, I don't write that kinda thing much anymore

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>>9240070
Poifect. We's gonna get you's all fixed up real snazzy like.

>>9240135
Now send us a photo of you sitting on it

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>>9240110
Hoop on dick. I think it's in Hoenn right now.
>>9240135
>He didn't write the details.
>SHAME.
>Nah.
>Clap.
Nice.
>Somewhere a cock just got saltyspletted.

>>9240132
Any juicy group gossip you're willing to spill?
Stuff like grunt drama, or team trouble?

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>>9239985
>>9240062
>>9240132
I can add onto this!! Nebby doesn't really understand lewd and thinks it's kinda weird, and I think Tapu Koko and Tapu Fini are the only Tapus who lewd, but only for Alolans, Tapu Bulu doesn't really care too much for it, and Tapu Lele actively tries to make sure lewd stuff never happens!

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>>9240132
I remember. I was out of commission for a few days after, but I remember. I'm still not sure how we managed to be that spectacularly lucky.
>>9240186
Thanks for the info! It's always good to get a hello from back in Alola. You take care, okay?

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>>9240163
...Well shit. Remind me not to piss you off.
Or maybe to piss you off.
I'm not sure.
damn.

>>9240135
Oh wow he actually did it.
Bravo catto, how 'bout an encore?
>Smolbirb chuckles

>>9240186
Aren't you forgetting about something...~?

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>>9240163
>satisfied catte noises
T-thanks.

>>9240220
Heh~
Maaaybe. What's my incentive birdbrain?

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>>9240169
Nothing I can reveal, sorry! Unless it is pertaining specifically to me, and in that case I don't really have much to add to what is floating around.
Apart that mom is probably looking in disappointment, but who cares about her.

>>9240210
Sometimes the star simply align. Thought it felt like something forced them into position.

>>9240186
Hey, thanks! Always nice to have the input from a champion.

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>>9240229
>Time to freeze up
Oh... yeah!
>>9240210
Whoops, sorry, I forgot to mention: I heard Necrozma hooked up with someone and is reeeeeally lewd! One of the champions? I don't know too much, sorry!

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>>9240220
Lewd~
Kekeke.
>>9240240
How about if you don't give us an encore I'll throw you in the damn sun.
You won't know which one~

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>>9240266
Shhhh, I ain't lewd.
>He might be a little lewd.

>>9240240
Money.
Also what hoops said.

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>>9240266
>>9240286
...Sold, you pervert creeps.
>dark catte: hit the ground belly first
>lift tail
>preform lewd acts
>enjoy it more than is probably healthy

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>>9240169
I'm not going to leak operations info on a hot mic. The only rumors I can discuss, well, they're mostly not mine to discuss.
>>9240259
Exactly. the rumor mill's kinda got all the stuff to discuss already.
As for the party, well, it was a good time.

I'm thinking we should play ourselves out here, Seb. Good show.

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>>9240286
Lewd!~
>>9240318
Nice.

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>Siebold: be the homosexual
>Go to the master bedroom, close the door, and get to work on that prep

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>>9240260
Necrozma got attached to a champion that can match him in lewdness, that's all I'm going to say for now.

>>9240406
Indeed! Good night Unova, and see you soon listeners.

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>>9240429
Shhhhh~
Maybe a tiny bit.

>>9240318
>Shower the cat in 1s
Niiiice.

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>Rolling for if 33 can beat Mt. Battle this round.
>Rolling for if he aggravates his injuries with second to last.

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>>9240429
>>9240504
>dismount, don't bother lowering tail or getting up because lewd catte
Mnf
You losers are alright~

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>>9240504
You aaare.
>>9240522
Hell yeah.
>Shower him in hundos.

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>>9240458
>Listen in.
>Sweat.

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>>9240512
>1 round down.
Alright.
>Rolling again, same rolls.

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>>9240542
Just a teeeeeny tiny bit.
Can we keep him?

>>9240522
>Shit I'm being showed up by a genie
>Get some shinies in that rain
Good show, catto.

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>>9240542
>collect moni
>lewdly

>>9240596
>whooo, sparkles
>not the kind of pearl necklace you usually get, but hey, it works
You're too kind~