Kpop
It's lit
nice tummy
That's momma's tummy
Tummers
did we just wait for the old one to die
that's how we always do it son
>>9236277
Welcome to /trash/, anon.
>>9236305
Try and tell me Somi and Wendy aren't literally sisters
They don't really look alike
i'm always horny at night
>>9236461
Me too, stroking right now..
i'm gonna jerk off after i finish my homework. does anyone wanna encourage me to cum (later)?
what are you gonna jerk off to
>>9236499
Who do you want to cum to?
no lewd
not trying to be lewd or anything but I want to cum on mijoos thighs
I'm glad you guys had a good day.
edging is a trash passtime
im having a great day. i messaged a happa-japanese-chinese guy and he reciprocated interest. i asked if he wants to meet up sometime this week and he said sure when am I free. I replied to that message and now i'm waiting...please god don't let this get fucked up.
>>9236356
Maybe not sisters, but I can kinda see what you're talking about. Her baby sister is the cutest little thing.
An unworthy past time
There's nothing wrong with fapping to Kpop.
I mean it's pretty worthy i'm getting close anyone want to post some mijoo
can we cuddle again tonight
i had a bad day
edging to mijoo never felt better
>edging is a trash passtime
>>9236663
Why what happened :(
>edging to mijoo never felt better
>>9236687
Cum with me on Discord so we don't have to deal with scat.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BzYnNdJhZQw music to get comfy to
>Cum with me on Discord so we don't have to deal with scat.
>>9236723
i like palette better desu
>>9236696
i fucked up some stuff and got yelled at about it
>>9236741
yea but when i wanna go to bed (and cuddle someone) i like her ballads more.
i'm in love with mj now
andwae..
>>9236721
add me :)#7522
michael jackson is dead dude
he has a secret to tell you.
>>9236794
Fake
>>9236843
say it
>>9236922
How do I know you're him for sure.
>>9237061
add me and ask
>>9236985
he's not good with words, so he decided to show you how he feels instead
Bill Cosby innocent
>>9237087
i'm lovin it too my gay korean friend
>>9237103
that's not quite what he meant anon...
Black men do not belong in neighborhoods with genetically enhanced #MAGA deer.
deep breaths
deep breaths
ay more chunes for your headtop so watch how you speak on my name y'kno?
>art appreciation exists
That autistic canadian binnieposter is cute
why dont you go post there then
He's cute CUTE
the gay mj/dk poster is cute
A spectre is haunting trash kpg - the spectre of bant kpg
thanks
>>9237520
did he pm you yet
>>9237893
nope
i think ive posted like twice on bant
kfappers disgust me
to be alone with you
the new binnieposter is making me like binnie again
I listened to a ridiculous amount of Sufjan in April 2015
I went to play disc golf today again, my arm isn't very sore like it was after last time.
the stretches I did must have helped ^_^
>>9238113
make me cum
i'm going to bed, what should i listen to tonight
bts
Screams of pain asmr
i like female voices and instrumental soundtracks so try again
>>9238113
what a cute korean women.
onew station track
>>9238205
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yna3wMFi_W4
>>9238238
this song is impossible to skip
>>9238113
hi Franz
>>9238281
Is that a good thing?
apparently drinking large amount of beer is the thing to do while playing disc golf, so that's fun.
and weed but I don't smoke.
>>9238290
hi guy how are you
>>9238363
Sleep well.
>>9238339
i'm okay, an asian gril flirted with me today
how are you
>>9238508
nice, well done.
I am feeling ok just pretty tired now. want to talk about something before I go sleep, I'm bored.
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
What's wrong anon
You woke me up.
he saw your waifu's ugly face
i think i broke my dick
Who's my waifu
rich man's binnie
>>9238765
hi London
babysoul
>>9238921
why did you AAAHHHHHHHHHHHH like him then
wish i was getting piped right now
broken brain syndrome
>>9238973
I wish I could help you
>>9238994
:'(
>>9238933
last I checked he didn't invent AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
good night
dont wake up
I wish
>>9239108
goodnight
>tfw meant to stay up and fix my sleep schedule
>tfw fell asleep watching tv at 3pm and just woke up
net fok my kak op
how is it called when you are bugging your bf all the time
>>9239195
depending on the context it could be cute af
i just want to play videogames with him...
>>9239250
then do it you puff
i just did~
did you win
>>9239195
needy
no thats not the word jackson
>>9239456
can you make me cum.
>>9239456
i used to be called needy then stopped talking unless spoken to then was asked why i am so distant. you cant win either way
Clingy.
>>9236305
kys
morning~
Rise and shine.
Anyone else crying?
Anyone else dying?
Sleepin'.
Anyone else eating coco pops because you're all out of cini minis?
It's a terrible day for rain.. *pulls down hat*
kys
been raining so much the last two weeks desu
I'm crying too.
Stop crying.
Cini minis are the best but they only sell them in a small package.
And we've had rain here for about the same time.
morning
they sell cini minis in regular packages here i don't think there are larger packages of cereal than that
I want to die but I'm too pussy to kill myself
>>9240962
wanna cry together
i've got nothing to look forward to, but i look forward to seeing what happens
>>9241439
word
>>9241439
What the fuck does this even mean.
just think laterally, dude
why does hyoposter post here
i'm glad he does
Reminder to experiment with chastity cages and prostate orgasm
looking forwards to the good times you don't even know are coming yet
>>9241675
where do you want me to post?
>>9241711
thanks ^^ that made me happy
that wasn't my question, you apprantly hate cum and lewd posting so i'm wondering why you post here?
don't know about hyoposter but i post here to vent because i don't really have somebody to talk to irl and it's probably not much different for him
>>9241744
Your posts are cute don't stop posting.
It makes me a smile when I come to the thread and I see a cute candy leader
im being an orbitter and you can't stop me!
>>9241777
ohhh i see
hmm well it all depends on timing when the lewdposts start coming in i just close the thread and come back to it later..
>>9241801
awe thank you..ill try to be more active
>>9241734
what if there is none coming
We make them come.
I think you're secretly gay and you're just fooling us all
forcing things to happen makes life worse
>>9241926
interesting take
>>9241927
but if you dont force anything then everything might stay the same
>didn't deny it
I knew it..
he secretly loves it
Let the universe run its course.
>>9241734
looking forward to you making me cum again
you guys are too silly
>>9242075
i think the universe wants me to sleep now
goodnight kpg
>>9241994
rewk the gook
>>9241727
https://www.reddit.com/r/CumFromAnal/comments/68x4oy/i_cum_in_as_little_as_15_min_and_can_have_multiple/
this is my goal now, problem is that fapping is way too convenient when you are horny
a cage would probably help but they are so expensive (and even more humiliating than anal toys if someone were to find out)
>>9242075
kys
>>9242003
i tried to force things once and the girl i liked got with my best friend and my best friend stopped talking to me
it feels like one of those xenomorph things from the alien movies is trying to pop out of my stomach reeeee
I woke up in the middle ofthe night feeling the same but I managed to fall back asleep and my stomach wasn't calmed down until breakfast.
that's a sign telling you to kys
>>9242266
Sorry, my cock is too long
Yo, what did I miss?
pizza cuck?
no, it's just some random fag who showed up and started avataring Seolhyun, but he somehow knows who pizza cuck is and "hates him"
im gonna avatar as seolhyun too, what are you going to do about it?
>>9242447
jack off to the pics you post, that's what
Jaedong is about to play, please cheer for him
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3A3guAd42Dw
post more jisoo fap material im cummin soon
fapping is for degenerates
t. nofapper for 2 months now
senpai
been kicked out of my room by builders
great
another day that i forgot to look for my school ID, now i have to convince the front desk that i am just a student. -_-
Jaedong didn't make it through his group, I am sad
>>9242419
I have no idea who pizza cuck is.
got up at 6am for nothing
>>9243184
kys anyways
Isn't she lovely
Isn't she wonderful
Isn't she precious
lol, that's me in that screenshot
yes jackson, that's very good, would you like a cookie?
yes
I posted Seolhyun and Seola in that screencap
jackson deserves rape
>jackson is the seolhyun shitter samefagging for attention and erping with jamie
does the degeneracy ever end
>>9243404
ur famous now
i want to thank my mom, my dad, my childhood friend, all the people who have supported me up to this point, and of course God
couldn't have done it without you
>>9243436
why are you erping with children
i just posted seolhyun that time
>damage control
hot jewish singles in your area
blackpink in your area
thick hot white cream in my mouth
imagine the smell
imagine the smell
imagine the small
>>9243531
I bet heir soft hair smells nice
>>9243555
yee
>>9243541
babysmol
imagine if jackson died
michael jackson died nearly 8 years ago you slow dummy
M.J. gone, our nigga dead
he's right here actually
Welcome back, MJ.
quick
what are some hobbies I can put down on my CV that's believe for a NEET who doesn't do anything?
proficiency in microsoft office
can masturbate up to 4 times a day
self pleasure to Korean Pop idols
literature, music i guess if it's just hobbies
Do you have any work experience
>>9243781
what kind of job
>it's may
o-ok
>>9243820
Spring Snow...
i wish i could make my skin look a little brighter like the kpops do
wish I had a jawline like Khodorkovsky dbh
>>9243847
why can't you
>>9243819
I don't know
>>9243856
i'm too embarrassed to go to a skin care store and ask for help from the clerks
>>9243819
Unblock me
>>9243847
you just need to photoshop your pics desu
>>9243803
yes, care worker and warehouse work
>>9243866
it's their job, I doubt they care who comes and asks them
>>9243866
/r/asianbeauty
>>9243894
oh good idea i'll check this out so i can ask for something particular maybe when i walk in
right now i'm watching this japanese streamer he is very cute. mnr61894 on twitch
thinking about Bae Joohyun
elaborate
as of right now, I am using the process in my mind known as thinking to deliberate, ponder, and wonder about the Korean pop Idol Bae Joohyun, also known as Irene from the Korean pop group Red Velvet, under SM Entertainment Co, ltd.
wondering about what exactly
Irene
>>9243924
tfw no eyebag mole
why do people inform people here that they are masturbating why do we need to know
word, I could go without ever seeing the words "I'm edging" again
I'm edging
/^I'm edging$/
i'm contemplating suicide
I just came without edging
same thing with
"Good morning"
or
"Good night"
or
"I had a dream about x"
or
same but with all of your posts
good morning
> why do people blog post
> *blog posts*
retard
I had a pretty cool dream about fighting zombies today.
what else are we supposed to talk about
blogposting and masturbating are literally everything that happens in this thread
>tfw no Slovene bf
i had a dream but i forgot most of it
i was part of some kind of assault squad and got shot down
good morning guys
>>9243080
terran imba
piss off franz and fucking kys
suck my cock gay boy
no you gay
stop asking me to suck your cock faggot
you don't know me
you don't know me
so shut up boy
haha im gonna post kpop lyrics now
>>9244235
hi~
>>9244246
ok
>>9244247
stop being so rude then
I don't like gay people
everybody everybody every everybody
im the man, i body everybody
please kys franz you faggot
>>9244313
this could be us but you be playin
>yeah..maybe if i had something i wanted to work towards
word
stop homo posting
i'm gonna go masturbate
good morning friends
morning love
About to cum
how to buy fleshlight without mom finding it
>>9244424
not hard to imagine.
the concept of a cute Youngji pic is one I struggle to imagine
>>9244400
get an onahole, many distributors ship under discrete names and plain unsuspicious packaging
worst case scenario, "its a joke present for a friend"
also you could get it delivered to the post office or a pick-up point in a grocery store so it doesn't come to your house, i think you can make it so they notify by text message when it arrives
i bought a fliphole from amazon and it comes in the usual prime packaging
>>9242134
>Anal
What dildo do you use.
openly autistic alt-right sideyute at work sent man a friendrequest on face
best believe my man had pepe as his display pic
sadting
no one should be opening your shit anyway
what's a sideyute and are you the one with a pepe profile pic or the sideyute
are you, /trash/?
hey tantan
yes
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4NOzIVWefgo
man don't care about politics famm
man just dont socialize with wastemen taking internet memes seriously innit
obv i struck some nerves with you still
so i apologize, send man a friendrequest and ill add you if it makes you feel better
going to repeatedly stroke my male reproductive organ for pleasure
>>9244631
Same
>>9244628
Where do I add you
Batty boy
>>9244659
on facebook innit
Sent.
>>9244605
yes dbh
>>9244605
HECK no and im really offended too
I want to drop a thick load on hani
I want to tell Hani she did a good job on her group's latest album.
wtf i hate choaboy now
post sexy hani
>>9244755
You can send her a letter.
The physical one. The one made of paper. Who knows, her agency might mail you back some stickers or something.
>>9244756
because im not a REAL MAN?
>>9244755
sAme
>>9244871
no, it's mostly because you're dutch
guys tonight scarscar is playing in the gsl please stay up and support her and send lots of love
The Dutch, what are they good for? Absolutely nothing.
>>9244877
shut the fuck up london
>>9244877
oh ok
>>9244900
you shut the fuck up
I hate neets
do we think she needs to lose weight
>>9244935
no
I think you need to kys
OUT OF QUESTION
ABSOLUTELY NOT
>>9244935
she should gain a couple of pounds
i would like jisoo to sit on me for an extended period of time
Jisoo's hotness/cuteness increases proportionally to her weight
>>9244911
are you guys nice to foreigners?
>>9244987
yes i think so
post slags you absolute pomplexes
>>9244882
>her
>>9244987
he doesn't respond to DM's so I doubt they're much better irl
>>9245007
good 2 kno
i will likely fly over there for a weekend or two next year or maybe late this year
>>9245036
he does if you're not a retard
He's responded to all my DMs.
>>9245036
im pretty sure ive responded to every dm ive recently got??
are you confusing me with someone else
>>9245061
I sent you a message on Friday and got no answer
>>9245134
pm me again
why did people suddenly start calling pms dms?
i don't get it
Blame Discord and Twitter for using direct instead of private.
my dogs wont stop howling
Direct? So that's what DM stands for, I never knew.
oh right it's a twitter thing
i've called them pm my whole life i refuse to call them anything else
Prime Minister me.
whenever i see an abbreviation i look it up because i can't handle not knowing what it means
it's a loophole because i find more stuff i don't know and i spend hours just looking stuff up
>>9245144
I can't
I have special deliveries to make
>>9245109
hope u die today
like, lots of guys seem to be into the idea of girls with dicks
i wonder if girls ever dream of men with vaginas
omo
Maybe?
vaginas are disgusting
most people here are disgusting
maybe that's the appeal of girls like amber to them, like traps or feminine boys to some guys
>>9245329
i bet you'd enjoy your waifu sitting on your face.
>>9245373
nana is my waifu so yeah
you can legally fuck a dog in canada but can get in real trouble for telling someone to kill themselves via twitter
kinda makes sense desu
>>9245522
>you can legally fuck a dog in canada
You shouldn't have told me about this
>>9245522
What about a horse?
Asking for a friend.
>>9245237
me too
i mean worse things happen all the time to animals that are being prepared for eating and it's condoned legally...
Shut up or ill fuck you
I fucking hate dutch people
I fucking love dutch people
maybe i'll cage and eat you
i'm torn between buying a fleshlight or giving up on fapping so that my orgasms during sex (whenever that happens) are powerful
I'm hungry now.
I fucking love dutch people
i FRICKING hate dutch people
kill them ALL???
>>9245639
do you hate afrikaners and surinamese too
gonna make a cake
anyone want some?
No cake.
what kind of cake?
Death to America
https://www.instagram.com/p/BT3tHWjDVTD/?hl=en omo
banana
tfw no dutch bf
i like banana
you like dicks
>>9245671
kill the boer ooga booga where my free shiet zimbabwe muffugga mandela never bombed nobody you raciss ass boykie he wuz a gud boi n dindu nuffin kill whitey okay
why are tracksuits sexy
>>9245788
hi retard
>>9245788
Are you excited to go back yet, lol?
giving jisoo an eye exam
>>9245819
oh yes, i'm so ready, this thread on /bant/ is just filling me full of hope and busting at the sides to get on a plane and take in the majesty of the glistening utopian paradise that is suid afrika
>>9245329
Gotta word this one no homo
>>9245605
>no homo
Don't look at vaginas.
was gonna write an autistic essay about how fire types aren't actually that good but i decided against it
some vaginas are gross, some are cute
>>9245958
fire types?
Fire types are the jjang
How people perceive me
vs
How I actually am
What are the differences
vaginas are literally molded by god himself to pleasure dicks wtf
>>9245958
do it
>>9245476
how does that work, would she sit with her butt or
>>9245958
Everyone is waiting.
>>9245979
depends on how you define the latter
bushy eyebrows melt my heart
>>9245982
bambam is molding that vagina alright
fire types are good ur just bad reeeeeeeeee
rude but kek
>>9245987
what even is this question?
with her cock obviously
>her
>cock
how new
>>9246132
maybe i'm stupid but that seems like it would be difficult
hmm
since a cock is usually angled forward or upward so how can you sit with it...
i need pictures of chaeyeon for a project
very carefully
>>9245987
id eat her ass out
>>9246187
None of those is me lmao
>>9246224
>>9246238
>>9246238
make me cum
>>9246226
omo
>>9246187
nice detective work retard
Is that Steven F from Ontario
recommend me an anime to watch
>>9246307
Jojo, baccano, monster
>>9246307
yu gi oh
>>9246307
persona 5
Gas the Weebs
>>9246307
cromartie
cake is cancelled
sorry bros
just ate some cake actually
tfw extremely hungry but i need to get laid soon or i'm going to kms
Jiae looks better with lighter hair because it lightens up her features, I don't think jet black suits her
please give Jiae light hair again
I scr*wed up yesterday, I wrote coco pops but I actually had nesquik.
>>9246307
girls und panzer
k-on
>>9246708
guess that means you have to kill yourself..
Costly mistake.
>>9246714
listen to this guy
Nesquik cereal is alright but coco pops are better. I like to leave them for five to ten minutes so they fill up with milk.
зaткниcь идиoт
nuke the russians
don't fucking do that aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
I'm feeling so anxious i wish i could hold hands with my jackson bf
How could you possibly love Russians that much as an American.
the new slowdive album is amazing.
ты нeльзя гoвopить o мнe
Learning Russian when Slovene exists...
>learning a slav language
пoчeмy бы я yчилcя идиoтий язык?
I don't see what other language other than Slovene you could be learning except maybe Korean.
I can't think of a more pointless language to learn
I'm going to learn Slovene so I can go there and get a bf
Cucked by online chads baka
(best friend)
I do believe one of many endangered or extinct languages would be considered useless, not to say that learning one would not have its qualities. In the end, the only thing that really matters is that you learn a language that interests you and boy does Slovene have many incredible surprises.
what's your favorite word in slovene
bizgec
>>9247330
Dutch
cum
klinci
I don't have one
>>9247476
I said pointless not fucking disgusting to hear
anal_slut_seulgi.avi
rename this
I'm hungry
eat my cum