The Lava Lamp Games
First 36
HG for search reasons.
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Gilgamesh
Nrvnqsr Chaos
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Merak
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Machi Amayadori
Deku
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Emi
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Mayor of Cantown
Eggman-kun
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Eric Andre RAW Edition
Sonata Dusk
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Gascoigne
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Jerry Cantrell
Blaze
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Haku Yowane
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Ridley
Code Vein-chan
>>9235722
>Forgot name
Man, I suck at this
Inkling
The Two Person Horse Joke
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Hana
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Agrias Oaks
Takeshita
Maid Shidou
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Tina Armstrong
Dandy the Absolute Spaceman
Sumo Betty
Skeleman
Ichigo Kurosaki
Senshougahara
Reimu Hakurei
Groo
Ragnaros the Fire Lord
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Francine Smith
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The King in Yellow
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Anders Holm
The GetBackers
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Madoka
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Draco
Winner
Suz
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Fujiwara no Mokou
Wendy O Koopa
Bendy
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Samus Aran
Check, swap
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>>9235714
I'm feeling tired so just swap out my spot for somebody else.
What the hell, I'll make it a 48, give me a few more tributes
Chizuru Kashiwagi
>>9235817
>You are READY to find out what a lava lamp is.
>>9235830
Etain
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A tiger
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Helevu
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Bobby Fulbright
>>9235817
I don't deserve this spot.. Please give it to them.
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>>9235784
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Phil Elverum
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Merlina
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Cowtits
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Horny Girl
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The Fucking Boohbah's
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Sergeant Feels
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Woman in Blue Clothes
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Regidad
>>9235853
This one was the cut off, any swaps, reply to this post.
>>9235748
Take shit a? kek
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>>9235834
>>9235881
Swap.
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>>9235876
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>>9235881
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>>9235763
>>9235876
>>9235900
>Since you bumped give Haku's spot to him.
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>>9235876
>>9235900
>>9235751
I got punks to beat up give him my spot
>>9235888
>>9235817
Now I'm curious... How did you put lava into a lamp...?
>>9235840
Thank you very much!
>>9235948
carefully
>>9235946
No need, it's just a picture I like enough to add it.
Filtering anybody who tried to swap in the Feels cancer.
Okay no more swaps, we're ready to begin
IIDA TENYA
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>>9235923
It seems I am favored this day! I do hope we can all enjoy the next game together.
>>9235958
t. Literal Who
>>9235966
ha laaaaaaaaaaate
inb4 asuker academy
>A red haired girl smashes the lava lamp with a baseball bat
>>9235915
If you're going to come up with unoriginal jokes, at least have them make sense. Just go the full mile and say 'Take a shit' or whatever. I really don't care at this point.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u4A7qZNZj1M
IT'S TIME FOR ASUKA ACADEMIA YEAR 43
IMPACT DIFFICULTY!!!
BEGIN!!
>>9236006
not him but if you can notice the pattern it's easy
>>9235988
I like lava lamps though.
>>9236002
It looks good to me!
But... Could you please try not to smash anything else? Broken glass is dangerous.
>>9236002
A test of knowledge? This should be a breeze for me then.
>>9236002
>>9235988
We are in school? But I have yet to get an outfit! And what of the lava? It is thrilling to see it spill over but many would be terrified.
>>9236002
>You have no idea how the entire game changed gears so quickly.
>You hope you still find out what a lava lamp is.
>>9236016
>Smoke signals, perhaps?
Wow! We haven't had these many students in a while! Get the body bags ready!
>>9236016
You do not wish to be late, do you? I suggest speeding up a bit.
>>9236016
Oh dear, where did I leave it? It must be in my brother's skull. I must get it at once.
>>9236047
>That Groo and Shido event
Canon
>>9235988
>
>>9236002
W-wait.. But what about the lava lamps? We're back to school? I'm going to have to change again!
>>9236016
>She wonders if her tails could possibly spell out the answers...
>>9236047
>You're almost certainly risking certain death, but it's too fun to stop.
>>9236047
>A card lays in the middle of her book. It is labeled wild card for some reason.
I will bring you back someday.
>>9236058
source?
Wall of FAIL!
LOSERS, LOSERRRRS!!!
>>9236016
Wasn't it just a stuffed animal..?
>She looks back to see several cars crashing.
>>9236047
But I.. I already know I'm pathetic..
>>9236047
Oh dear, it appears that my citizens need me. I have no time to waste here.
>Blaze speeds off back to her home, leaving a trail of flames in her wake
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>>9235932
Thanks for the swap guys.
>>9236016
Well, it appears that I'm one of the first ones out.
DON'T SLEEP! Sleeping in class is BAD! Don't get caught!
>>9236076
Are you in the middle of P5? Don't want to spoil anything.
>>9236016
I guess I'll be forced to repay you the favor, don't you? Sure… after you finish with doing some tasks.
>>9236047
Do you have any problems with that thing? It smells like something is burning.
>>9236105
Okay
>>9236047
>Ahri really could use the money.
>It's the easiest way that she's okay with.
>>9236099
>Ahri doesn't really know them... So.. No harm no fowl? On the other hand, Murder is pretty bad...
>>9236099
>Why oh why are you prodding the tigers so much?
>tfw finally get into an academy game
>lose immediately
die
>>9236099
I could charge them extra when I buy them alcohol from stores.. That'd work..
Oh God, they're dropping like flies!!
>>9236144
I'll just use his body for cooking then.
>>9236144
>Your luxurious display of wealth is impressing no one but yourself.
>>9236144
Damn, that hit too close to home.
Rip Ragnaros
Vanilla - Cata
>>9236144
>Haku looks a little nervous when the girl starts looking at her.
Y-yes..?
How are you guys holding out?! I only come out of my office once every few weeks to check if your corpses are stinking up the halls so I can you lot burned!
God I want to pet Haku and snuggle with her and give be her booze.
>>9236099
It might been anyone else, Don't try to make false accusations so quickly!
>>9236144
W-What was that?!
>>9236182
>You ask Emi why she wants to graduate.
>You have no idea why. You don't even really know her.
>>9236182
Oh shit i'm still in the game
>>9236182
>>9236199
>
>>9236210
>kills you
Making a winscreen during a game is key for a smooth sail. Commentary suffers tho ;-;
>>9236099
IMMA REAL COOL DUDE, MAN.
>>9236144
>Maybe a bit too cool for this school..
>>9236222
>>9236233
Trips confirm
>Eric fucking dies
>>9236099
Contrary to what one may believe, I do not have eyes in the back of my head. I would also rather not take off my dress here.
>>9236144
>She wears a mischievous grin as she waves to the retreating alien.
Tataa! Unless you wish for more of I, you should stay away!
>>9236182
>She stabs the girl once. No pencil was stolen so she only deserves the one.
Hmm. Even penetrating someone else is no fun.
>>9236243
MAYBE A BIT TOO BIG FOR THIS SCHOOL
>>9236233
I bet that horse is gay
>>9236144
>This event confuses Ahri.
>But she does so anyway.
>>9236182
>She likes the sound they make, clinking together. It's fun because then other students start looking to the floor to see if that was the sound of loose change becoming up for grabs.
>>9236233
>The kitsune is killed for trying to save two people in a suit.
>>9236233
Umm, I knew it was some combination...
>After an intense set of minutes, Liz accidentally breaks the locker door.
I do hope no one saw. But it was of great importance to retrieve this.
>>9236233
Steel rulers? why'd you buy steel rulers? like the wooden ones are fine, and the plastic ones last for a long time, oh, I should go back to dyin-
>Ded
>>9236265
HEY I HEARD THAT!
>>9236300
FATTIE
A
T
T
I
E
>>9236182
>Haku meekly presents a bottle of sake to the group.
I.. I hope this is enough..
>>9236185
You should soil your hands doing that..
>>9236233
>She just rests against the tree and slowly slides down it until she's sitting.
>>9236296
I can see why that'd be terrifying..
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>>9236296
You are daring enough to wear such an outfit but not to do this? My, what an unique brand of coward you are!
>>9236296
OH MY GOD! Can you two just like...get a room or something? Some of us are actually trying to get things done! O-Oh that was a little harsh...so-sorry for going off the handle like that, but could you two like...just go somewhere else?
>>9236233
>You slowly inch your hand closer and closer to his can of Coke.
>>9236296
>They aren't theories! You were there! You swear on it!
>>9236342
>Look, wouldn't you? Just...Just look at her!
>>9236309
I'LL BE BACK AND WHEN I DO YOU'LL BE SORRY YOU EVER SAID THAT
>>9236342
Hey...I hate to be THAT GUY...but could you please g-go away?
>>9236342
They do sound very terrifying for my mind to comprehend. However I think a demonstration would be even more exciting.
>>9236353
I read that as you slowly stroke his cock
Ffs I need to stay away from erp
>>9236400
>You put a single finger on your lips and make a "shhhh" sound.
>>9236396
>The woman brandishes a can labelled Clam Juice; to the girl. It is hard to tell if it is a joke or not with her smile.
Here you are! Exactly what you desired!
>>9236400
I wouldn't mind getting my cock stroked by the mayor
>>9236396
I bet they wouldn't care about me.. Just like my current boss..
>>9236429
I wouldn't mind if you just fucking dropped dead right now for saying some faggot shit like that.
Fuuuuck Chaos tried to get a kissy, kissy from Haku and gets fucking wrecked. These thirsty Russians, I fucking swear.
Madoka draws a dick on Blue Clothes Lady
>>9236429
>Good thing you mind.
>You mind a lot, actually.
>>9236442
>tfw it's been 5 days and slow start is finally over
>tfw didn't realize it until it was too late
>nyaatorrents is ded
Just fuck my shit up senpai. Now where will I go for torents?
>>9236460
newfag
>>9236442
i hope she loses
>>9236442
Ahhh, what a fulfilling rest. Why is everyone laughing? I wish to join in the merriment as well!
>>9236460
The fuck are you talking about?
>>9236444
Would $50 change your mind?
>>9236442
>She just leaves his beaten corpse in the hallway and goes to the bathroom to rinse herself of.
.. I'm not that pathetic..
IT'S SUMMER VACATION! FINISH YOUR GODDAMN HOMEWORK! YOU'LL BE BEGGING TO BE BACK IN SCHOOL BY THE TIME IT'S OVER!
>>9236482
>You begin having an incredibly gay crisis of conscience.
DEATH! LOTS OF DEATH! BASEBALL HOLES IN THE BODIES!
>>9236475
Torrenting site I always used for anime/manga/music. Now I have to find another that isn't shit...
>>9236489
*fucking dies*
>>9236489
>As she gets up to bat, a lighting bolt strikes the pitching machine. It whirls dangerously.
I do not believe this should happen but it may make for a good thrill!
>>9236507
>nyaa's really fucking gone
Time to kms
>>9236489
>After she had finished her assignments she just spends the rest of the break drunk.
>>9236495
$75?
Mokou works alone, she knows that there's no time for friendship in an Asuka Academia Game. No, not at this point in the game!
Reimu and Ichigo enjoy some romantic moments outside on the school grounds!
>>9236510
>You accept immediately.
>You do some incredibly lewd and morally questionable acts with the anon that we won't show because this is a PG-13 thread.
>>9236528
>Round two, perhaps?
>>9236541
Change the perhaps to a definitely and we're good.
>>9236550
>You do just that.
>There goes all the ad revenue.
>>9236537
S-sorry.. I just thought you looked a little lonely..
>Haku walks away looking even sadder than usual.
Reimu checks out Haku, but what for? Only she can know. Haku better be on her toes. A touhou might be out for her head.
Mokou gets on one of my spirit elevators!
Ichigo and Merack get in a Street Fighter tussle!
IT'S BOILING DOWN BOYOS
>>9236566
You'll have fun.
>>9236583
I'm putting my money on Haku. I've seen the damage drunkards can do. They're not to be messed with.
>>9236591
Betting Haku gets 2nd
REIMU, ARE THE SCHOOL'S CLASSES REALLY THAT BORING?!
LOOKS LIKE ICHIGO HAS HIS EYES OUT ON HAKU! HOW DOES SHE FEEL ABOUT THIS? BEING KINDA CONFESSED TO AT THE END OF THE GAME, AT THE FINAL TWO AT THAT? HOW WILL THIS YEAR CONCLUDE?!
VOTE HERE, BAKAS!!
http://poal.me/10m6k2
>>9236583
...
>Haku feels the hair on her neck standing up and she gets goosebumps.
.. This is scary..
>>9236613
>The longer she hears it the redder she gets, eventually she just starts fiddling with the endings of her hair.
GETSUGA....
TENSHOU!!!!
E
N
S
H
O
U
!
!
!
LOOKS LIKE ICHIGO DIDN'T SEE THIS COMING, THE ANTISOCIAL HAKU HAD BEEN WATCHING EVERYONE FROM THE BACKLINES DURING THIS ENTIRE GAME! THIS ENABLED HER TO WATCH OTHER TRIBUTES AND COPY THEIR MOVES, IN A DESPERATE ATTEMPT TO FIT IN AND MAKE FRIENDS! HOW IRONIC! THIS SKILL HAS CAUSED HER TO KILL THE GUY SHE POSSIBLY COULD HAVE GONE OUT WITH RIGHT AT THE END OF THE GAME! YOU'VE LOST YOUR DATE, BUT YOU'VE GOT THE BELT, HAKU! THE ASUKA ACADEMIA ACE STUDENT BELT! YOU'LL NEVER NEED ANOTHER MAN AGAIN!
>>9236657
>tfw reverse jinx worked
>>9236613
I can only imagine the pressure is on this Haku. It looks as though everyone wants her to win!
>>9236657
dammit ichigo
>>9236657
Suck it ichigo
ALL HAIL HAKU YOWANE! THE 43RD ACE STUDENT OF ASUKA ACADEMIA! THIS BELT IS PROOF OF YOUR STRUGGLES! YOUR JOURNEY! A GUARANTEE THAT YOU'LL SUCCEED IN SOCIETY! BE PROUD! CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR GRADUATION!
HERE IS PROOF OF YOUR ACADEMIC ACHIEVEMENTS! THE WINCARD! ON IMPACT DIFFICULTY TOO! WHAT A LEGEND!
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>>9236691
That's what I'm talking about. I ain't ever wrong when it comes to this kinda shit. Congrats, and thank ya for hosting!
Thanks for playing, bakas.
See you next time.
>>9236657
It's.. Like this right..?
>She's facing him as she swings the sword down, cutting him in half with the resulting shockwave. She looks on in horror as he slowly slides apart.
Good work as always, Tourneyman
>>9236691
Congratulations! You pleased everyone with your victory! I thank you for the game.
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>>9236701
>Congrats mate, and thanks for host
>>9236691
>>9236701
>You congratulate the winner and thank the host.
God, I haven't been able to enter Asuka Academy in forever. Been far too long.
>>9236701
Thank you very much for hosting for a worthless student like me, headmistress..!
>yuno hosts while I'm gone
>hoshi hosts while I'm gone
>>9236701
>Congrats, Haku.
>Thanks for hosting, Hoshi.
>>9236691
What? No spooge this time?
>>9236691
Congratulations.
ICHIGO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>9236701
Thanks for the chance.
>>9236701
Thanks for hosting mate.
>>9236691
Uh, congratulations.
>>9236701
Thanks for hosting, I guess.
>>9236740
Only for semen demon
>>9236701
>Second place again
Someone seriously fucking kill me.
Thanks for the game tho, and congrats.
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>>9236742
T-thank you a-..
>She freezes up at this point, not used to such praise.
>>9236701
7th place...I feel like I get that a lot more then I should. Ei-Eitherway, thanks for hosting.
>>9236777
...Is something wrong?
>>9236777
>Shirazu stares at her, waiting for her to say something or do something
Fucking hell lady, ya don't have to be so rude and stop halfway through speaking.
>>9236773
Armpit
>>9236777
Oh dear. Perhaps someone has a bit of stage fright?
>>9236777
>You poke the statue-like girl a few times, wondering what the hell just happened.
>>9236773
>it was Kaito who did it
>again
Lmao
>>9236777
>The Inkling stares at the woman, waiting for the rest of her sentence
>>9236865
Seriously please kill me now
>>9236777
>Agrias looks at the woman with a concerned expression
Are you alright?
>>9236790
>She mutters out something.
Something must be if I won..
>>9236804
>She flinches at the curses and slowly regains her voice.
I.. I just wanted to thank you for t-the kind words..
>She's constantly looks at him just to look away again.
>>9236835
>She shakes her head weakly causing her long hair to bounce from side to side behind her.
It's not that..
>>9236857
>She flinches every time the finger comes in contact with her.
C-could you please stop..?
>>9236873
...
>She eventually mutters out an 'all'.
>>9236890
>I'm sorry.
>>9236927
>You stop poking the girl, but continue to stare at her, wondering what happened to her.
>>9236927
That's all ya wanted? Why didn't ya just say so. I ain't gonna bite ya. None of these guys are gonna bite ya. They would've done it by now. Ah, and you're welcome, by the way. I'm mostly happy I called it right.
>>9236927
What ever could you mean? Doesn't this victory fill you with joy or make you proud?
>>9236927
>The Inkling's head tilts to one side, and her questioning expression stays the same
YUNO
>>9236927
Is that so? It does look like you can speak now. Maybe you can sate a curious mind as to what just happened?
>>9236993
Should host
>>9237000
>trips
get it on
>>9237000
Jew trips demand this!
>>9236927
You've got no reason to be. It's all rng.
That being said I am having a nosebleed over this so I'll be back later.
See ya HG.
>>9236993
NEVER KEEPS HER WORD
>>9236988
WOOMY
5 minutes
Taking entries here.
>>9237072
Yuno is hosting, you dumb faggot.
>>9236914
>She's red as can be and she wordlessly nods weakly, her hair bouncing behind her. After a moment she takes a breath to calm her self and exhales.
I'm.. I'm fine..
>>9236953
>She just looks a little scared from the constant states.
I.. I was just overwhelmed..
>>9236972
>As well as looking sad and red she also looks a little confused.
You.. Though I'd win..? That's.. A bad bet..
>She looks away frowning.
>>9236982
It makes me feel like.. Like I just got lucky..
>She looks off to the side and hugs herself weakly.
>>9236988
>All the stares are getting to her at this point.
P-please.. Say something..
>>9236994
>She takes a shaky fidgeting moment to ready her answer.
It was.. Pure shock..?
>>9237035
>Jeez man.. I hope you get that plugged up soon.
>>9237091
No,shes not.
>>9237096
Stop posting.
>>9237091
You just hope he is.
>>9237096
>You tell her you understand, as your first victory was quite overwhelming, too.
>You show her the poster the host made for you after you won.
>
Gorey Gauntlet LIV
First 36
No dupes, I reserve the right to ban whoever, blah blah.
>>9237096
Perhaps you did just get lucky. Even so, you should still be proud of making it through alive. Winning against so many powerful foes is certainly no easy feat and takes a certain amount of skill after all.
There's no need to be ashamed of winning here.
>>9237147
Blaze
>>9237147
Etanity larva
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Undyne
>>9237147
Gascoigne
>>9237147
Deku
>>9237147
Len
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Emi
>>9237147
Big Ed
>>9237147
Magnolia Lacivi
>>9237147
Maki
>>9237147
Tiny bun
>>9237096
>The Inkling face turns a slight pink colour, and she tries to speak in english. Her words are stuttered over, and it seems she still has a new grasp on English
C-Congrats
>>9237147
Inkling
>>9237122
>And drop all these people who are clearly as bored as me? That's a good one.
>>9237147
Haku Yowane
>>9237147
Tsubasa Hanekawa
>>9237147
Kindred Hunter
>>9237147
Fluorette
>>9237147
Miku's ass
>>9237147
Ronaldo
>>9237147
Ridley
>>9237147
Ririchiyo
>>9237147
Jerry Cantrell
>>9237096
>he slumps down, showing a worried expression for the girl's self-loathing manner
Yer just brimming with confidence, aren't ya? I may not haven entered, but I say ya take a few swigs from that bottle of booze ya have with ya. It's obvious yer a master of the drunken fist.
>>9237147
Ginshi Shirazu
>>9237147
Starbreaker
>>9237147
Lancelot
>>9237147
Regidad
>>9237147
Woman in Blue Clothes
>>9237147
Ryougi Shiki
>>9237147
Shota
>>9237147
S&W colt 45
>>9237147
Vegeta and some Italian Fuck
>>9237147
Harold
>>9237147
Sakuya Izayoi
>>9237147
Kotarou Azumi
>>9237147
Machi Amayadori
>>9237147
Ash Crimson
>>9237147
Eggman sans Goggles
>>9237147
Draco
>>9237096
Pure shock?
>Repeating the words the girl said, she lays her head onto her palms. An intrigued expression on her face.
I'll say it was! You must have felt suffocated for receiving such praise. One would usually have the opposite reaction, no?
>>9237147
Cobra
>>9237147
lol k man
>>9237147
Marcianito real alv :v
>>9237231
delet this
>>9237186
TRAITOR!
>>9237147
Maria and Harusame
I miss Klopp
>>9237230
enough with the chit chat lets get some grub going
>haru
>>9237250
>kissu
>>9237147
Fujiwara no Mokou
>>9237147
Agrias Oaks
>I hate captcha...
>>9237147
SCORCH