HG Thread
Give me 36 or less
White Power
>>9234229
Mayor of Cantown
>>9234229
Sliver Queen
Gascoigne
Len
>>9234229
Ash Crimson
Ronin
>>9234229
Ridley
>>9234229
Draco
Bendy
>>9234229
Agrias Oaks
>>9234229
Winged Hussar
Suz
Deku
Lincoln Loud
>>9234229
Leviathan
>>9234229
Merak
>>9234229
Rescue Pupper
Vic Viper
Senshougahara
>ruby games
lol no thanks
>>9234229
Sumo Betty
>>9234229
Ririchiyo
>>9234229
a man
>>9234229
Wiggly-nurse
>>9234229
Aeris
Gravity Queen
>>9234229
Captain Luna
>>9234229
Mandy
>>9234282
Cool, your spot goes to someone who doesn't have an entire oak tree up their ass.
>>9234229
Metal Gear EXCELSUS
Joker
>>9234300
Let who in? I don't see anybody.
Akina Saikou
Inkling
Blaze
>>9234229
Korra
Eric Andre RAW Edition
SCOTT STEINER BPP
>>9234253
u are da everything in my world......i could not live w/o you my dear
>haru
Akechi
Dose anyone else notice where that dog is placing its paw on Eric?
I'm doing this solely to test fireshot.
>>9234357
why come doggo touch his peepee?
>>9234229
Jerry Cantrell
>>9234357
You shush.
>>9234378
>You are READY for a FUN and ENJOYABLE day at the amusement park.
>>9234229
Mikun
>>9234378
Let us begin.
>>9234411
This time I totally fixed it.
totally.
>>9234378
>no tlh
>>9234378
I-I'm not sure how ready I am...but I'm definitely ready!
>>9234378
All who get in my way, shall perish.
>>9234428
Wow you really needed to let people know that was you, huh?
>>9234378
Start!
>>9234378
Get on with it.
>>9234378
Let's have some Fun!
>>9234446
No, I just wanted to see how that crop works out.
>>9234448
Interesting way of making an entrance... I'll disembark here and begin my investigation of this place at once.
>>9234448
I already have some weaponry on me, but I'll hold onto this anyway.
>>9234462
You that bored without Suz around so you can choke on their cock?
>>9234514
Why you heff to be mad? Is just a game.
>>9234342
Suuure you could.
>>9234514
Relax faggot
>>9234534
Cyka blyat
I'll cum to your house and sneak in all sneeky breeky like and snipe you wif my draganov
>>9234519
>You've probably broken several of the pool rules, but that's the least of your concerns.
>>9234448
Oh? Someone dropped their ticket...?
>Looking around, Ahri decides that she could just use it to get into the park. The gate keepers would assume it's hers anyway, right?
>>9234519
>Unable to catch her breath, Ahri quickly drowns in the wave pool.
>Damn it.
>>9234558
>aeris and sumo betty
Literally too much woman for anyone to handle.
>>9234558
Waddya say we find out how fire retardant those suits are. For safety reasons yanno.
>>9234558
>That's just how good of a thief she is. You didn't even HAVE a wallet and she still stole it.
>>9234558
This Fireshot thing isn't as good as I thought people were saying it was.
>>9234519
>After receiving the pictures, she immediately burns them to cinders as they've shown that she has quite a noticeable blemish on her visage. Prompting feelings of embarrassment.
>>9234558
>>9234579
That would a most irresponsible use of my power. I simply wish to know where the restrooms here were.
>>9234558
I hope the Tilt-a-Whirl doesn't break from Aeris and Betty's weight?
>>9234585
>She's all brawn, yet no brains.
>>9234554
I do not have a house though. It was confiscated by the church when I was branded a heretic.
>>9234585
Still? Why do you all take such joy in doing ridiculous things such as showing disrespect for no reason?
>>9234585
Wait until one of the staff sees this!
>>9234585
isn't it supposed to be a backup for autocropper in case it doesn't work, not a main capping tool
>>9234585
Yo-You know what? You can keep it...ju-just take it and go, I don't want to have a constant reminder of what just happened...
>>9234597
>Suz narrows her eyes in search for the familiar telltale signs: crying children and annoyed condom advocates
Look right ov- w-wait a second
>>9234585
Ahh god... Please no. Please please please- urk-
RUUURGHBLKK
>>9234585
That's right, this is MY generic theme park mascot shirt!
>>9234627
>>9234628
Yeah, but people spoke high praises of it.
I think I got meme'd.
>>9234627
>She comes and goes along the wavelength of the machines spectrum-
RUUURGHBLKKkk......RUUURGHBLKKkkk.....
>>9234627
>Sits on train, firing arrows for target practice, violating god knows how man rules.
>>9234538
when you are gone you are all i think about.......i cannot stand to be without your touch for too long........
>haru
>>9234585
You can have them if you'd like. These aren't as appetizing as I'd hoped they would be.
>>9234627
...Urgh!
>Blaze sets herself alight and turns the bile into ash, then dusts herself off.
>>9234635
I'll just... Find it on my own. You appear to be experiencing some er... Difficulties.
>>9234627
And nothing of value was lost this day.
hello yes it is i, cabbage man, here to spread the joys of fucking owls
>>9234661
Absolutely disgusting! Now I'll have to leave early to take a shower and change clothes. Next time don't bother going on a ride if you're going to spoil it for everyone like that.
>>9234672
Uuuugh God.... Hold my hair justice cat. J-justice cat don't abandon meeeeeee....
>>9234661
I can land a ring on just about any one of the pegs just fine.
>Blaze gives a successful demonstration
See? I believe that you were hasty in your judgement.
>>9234661
Oh dear god, I am terribly sorry for that.
>>9234627
>Ew. Ew. Fucking EW!
>>9234661
>As if being splattered in puke wasn't enough, you now feel the urge to hurl yourself.
>>9234705
>You will free the giraffe from its glass imprisonment yet!
>>9234705
Wait; why is this called the scrambler anyway? Is it something tha--
>Deku beings screaming loudly as the ride actually starts. As it finally screeches to a halt the boy is crying actual buckets of tears of he wobbles off the ride.
Ne-Never again...Neeever again!
>>9234705
>There's so much porn on that phone.
>So much porn.
Please for the love of God nobody find it.
>>9234691
Pancakes > Cabbages
>>9234661
It's better in the sense of it doesn't randomly crash. Naturally, the one that does the cropping for you will seem better.
>>9234705
Ah, come on! I had all my porn- i mean, family photos on that phone!
>>9234739
What's with the amount of guns in this phone?
>>9234699
...
>Blaze grabs hold of Suz's hair in a fist so that no foul mixture can get on it
Do what you must... And hurry please.
>>9234705
>After being deemed a fire hazard, Blaze is shot dead.
>>9234744
Autocropper only crashed on me once, but yeah, something not crashing is nice.
>>9234739
>goes hunting for the phone with lewds of you n Ahri
>>9234738
>Crushed under the weight of a fully loaded aircraft carrier, the death is swift and super fucking embarassing, holy shit.
>>9234705
>The Polish Hussar responds by raising his sword.
I would highly advice not yelling at me or getting on my nerves.
>>9234738
Why is this so heavy? It's only made of cotton and whatever else. I wish I had a carriage to put this in.
>>9234738
We don't really need to do much, this place is already pretty disgusting.
>>9234785
Anything but the Scrambler. Please GOD anything but the Scrambler.
>>9234739
>>9234753
>The Inkling glances over ruby's shoulder, to also see whats on the phone's screen. Her expression changes from curious to disgusted in only a few moments
>>9234585
>>9234672
HUMANS MADE THIS SO I'M NOT INTERESTED.
>He burns the grease-infested human food to smithereens.
>>9234738
>Smile for the camera!
>>9234785
>The highly collectible, in-demand Mayor plushie. Get your own today!
>>9234785
>Smashes the ATM open with a battle-hammer
Machine, you shall not withhold money from the poor no longer.
>>9234818
>You hope she doesn't noticed that you climbed out of the bathroom window to avoid her.
>>9234848
Thank you contraption, for these pictures of me that I probably won't look at a whole lot but will still forever cherish.
>>9234818
Jokes on him, i already wasted all my money on the claw machines.
>>9234806
...I see. Good day to you then.
>Blaze walks away, curious as to why he seems to have a poor opinion of humans
>>9234753
>>9234804
Stop swiping Ruby. STOP SWIPING
>There are dark things on that phone. Leftovers of innocent curiosity that was allowed to fester quietly as a mental.illness because 'other people do it too'
>>9234771
>There are truckloads of suggestive, poorly worded texts back and forth between one another
>truckloads
>>9234758
>She wipes dribbles of rancid corndog from her mouth, thankful that the taste in her mouth wasn't also in her hair
T-thank you justice cat... You've saved my complexion. Consider this a debt to be repaid, kay?
>>9234786
>punctures your suit, letting the contamination in.
>before you can try to seel it you feel your arms start to change.
>as you scream for help, the words you try to yell are replaced with "uguu" and "senpai".
>your chest begins to grow, as you turn into that which you hated most.
>you are now a generic big titties anime girl. And you can no longer leave.
>as your brain is overloading processing what just happened, a wild awawa grabs you from behind, and drags you away to their basement.
>Fin
>>9234885
Can you adjust your filenames to have Eric in them somewhere? It'd make things a whole lot easier.
>>9234786
You stole my fucking picture you god damn pos.
>>9234900
To filter?
>>9234893
>>9234804
Oh, okay.
>hands back the phone
>>9234848
>Oh God, it still tastes like puke.
>You struggle to not vomit right into his mouth.
>>9234901
>Takes to to tango, and to kill a man. Literally.
>>9234894
>>9234903
>>9234848
>>9234893
>Leftovers of innocent curiosity that was allowed to fester quietly as a mental.illness because 'other people do it too'
Suz confirmed former lolicon.
>>9234785
OH COME ON! WAS IT BECAUSE I LOOK LIKE A DUCK?
>>9234893
Think nothing of it. I'm happy to have done this small favor for you. Now have a good day... Ah, yes, I would prefer to be called Blaze instead of "Justice Cat".
>>9234893
>>9234912
>The Inkling's face stays in a disgusted and shocked way. She seems scarred, her expression unchanging. She'll never look at Suz in the same way ever again
>>9234951
>It's important to stay hydrated even if you just know you'll get stabbed sooner or later.
>>9234951
>dies
http://www.strawpoll.me/12926225
http://www.strawpoll.me/12926225
http://www.strawpoll.me/12926225
>>9234924
At least you still have your dog GF, right?
>>9234994
>You nearly pull a muscle.
>How does a robot get scared, anyways?
>>9235016
>Where oh where could that can have gone to...
>>9235011
I said shush
>>9235041
Don't worry, You're not alone. Foxes are technically dogs, right?
>>9235055
IOU an actual wincard
>>9235055
>Next time, you'll leave him to the mercy of the ghosts on wires.
>>9235046
Uh... Miss a few events?
>>9235046
>>9235063
>You give both the host and winner a thumbs-up.
>>9235063
Thank you for allowing me to participate.
>>9234912
>>9234977
This is how heroes die. Not out of glory, but out of an irredeemable reputation.
>>9234967
>Is absolutely ecstatic to be on a first name basis with Justice Cat. The happiness is legit written all over her giddy little grin
Blaze. It'd be my honor. They call me Suzumi!
Hey.
Ima go brush my teeth now. See ya.
>>9234969
>>9234929
It's **** *******
>>9235063
Great game Ruby.
Congratulations Dick Wipe- Vic Viper!
>>9235063
Thanks for the chance.
>>9235048
I'm not into those furry things, you creep.
>>9235063
Tw-Two kills? Thank god this isn't for real...th-thanks for hosting by the way.
>>9235046
Congratulations.
>thank you for hosting.
>>9235098
9,000 hours in paint
>>9235087
>Once the Inkling notices Suz, she begins to back away from her slowly. After she hears what Suz has to say, she starts to back away much faster, with her face becoming more worried and scared. Her head keeps shaking sideways while she panics.
>>9235046
Something something congratulations.
>>9235063
Three kills. Not too shabby if I do say so myself, thanks for the game rubester.
>>9235098
How come that dog was touching your pee-pee?
>>9235087
>The girl's obvious excitement catches Blaze off-guard
W-Well then...
>She gives a smile of her own
Suzumi, I look forward to our next meeting. Hopefully it will be under better circumstances...
>>9235063
oh shit
thanks for hosting
>>9235139
There's nothing wrong with fur bait dude.
>>9235139
It's okay to have a dog GF Eric. Have you proposed to her yet?
>>9235139
Stop bullying me dammit.
>>9235157
If anything that dog was trying to rape me, didn't you see the way that thing was grabbing me with it's teeth?
>>9235219
those were love bites
>>9235219
RIP
>>9235308
>uses a phoenix down
>>9235308
>This use of the ubiquitous term for a deceased person strikes you as oddly random. Who is it that has died?
>>9235345
>uses Godmodding to negate... As well as remove Mokou's clothes.
>>9235307
I never asked for this, though that does sound like a regrettable decision i might've made while completely wasted, hopefully it wasn't though.
Didn't Yuno say there was going to be a second faction game today?
>>9235432
It happened already. You missed it. The penguin formed Peng-e1 and conquered the board in the name of incest.
>>9235451
Kek
>>9235432
>expecting yuno to keep her word
Lol
>>9235391
Furries are so fucking weird.
>>9235432
Wait there was already a game today? Who won?
>>9235505
Sad penguin filler won.
>>9235505
Penguin
I don't think he gave his points to any faction though
>>9235505
Penguin
Penguin won.
Fucking penguins.
>>9235501
I give up, I'm going back to RAW.
>>9235521
Nor did he start his own faction, if I remember right.
>>9235532
>You wonder what penguins ever did to the gun-wielding tomboy.
First 36, les gooooooooo
>>9235655
B8d Gascoigne
>>9235655
delet
>>9235655
nice b8
>>9235655
Sergeant Feels
>>9235655
Deku
>>9235655
B8d Jerry Cantrell
>>9235655
Inkling
>inb4 prank'd/b8'd
Actual games
>>9235672
>>9235672
>>9235672
>>9235672
>>9235655
Ew no.
>>9235655
Gilgamesh
>>9235655
Haku Yowane
>>9235655
Emi
>>9235521
>>9235582
>doing jack shit with your points
I don't understand,you have the power to move the game forward or do something interesting,yet they don't use it.
>>9235655
Agrias Oaks
>guessing bait?
>>9235655
Fujiwara no Mokou
>>9235655
Leviathan
>>9235655
Etanity larva
>>9235655
SCORCH
HELLO PILOTS.
>>9235655
Soma Cruz
>just in case not bait