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>>9227175
at the time they didn't have Aus servers, I think it's since been fixed but I dunno how many people play currently.
I'm enjoying mechwarrior online at least though.
Just unlocked the next mech I wanted so that's good.
I might head to bed now as well, I'll catchya tomorrow canon.
Night
>>9227245
Nighty Rap!!!
sweetie belle thread?
I was drinking at a friends yesterday and someone kept asking if I was gay.
I kinda wanted to shoot them.
>>9227541
they wouldn't have had to keep asking if you just truthfully answered yes
>>9227610
was some snarky dude asked once and I said wtf and he asked me "dimme la neta!" and my other friend squinted at me when i told them no.. made me feel weird enough to leave actually
skitty is not gay though
>>9227634
DIE DIE DIE!!!!!
cd code
cd...
cd ...
ls
cd...
Skitty is gay tho. Everyone knows this
You have literally no proof
>>9227926
>>9227919
Why do you guys DO THIS. Why can't you just BE NICE. And talk about other things.
>>9227780
kill me daddy~
>>9227960
/stab
please ?
>>9227976
you know i hate stabbing :(
but i wont be picky
thank you. will you stay with me as i bleed out?
>>9228025
/takes stab back
NO!!!! stabbing
>thank you. will you stay with me as i bleed out?
there would be none of that so we wouldn't have to worry about that, but I totally would wtf I'd kill whoever did it
when mlp seasons ends and it's the last one, they shopuld really consider going out with a bag, make it memorable af
asteroid annihilates equestrian and ends the pony race GO GO GO
>>9228025
>>9228233
Hey guys what's going on in this thread?
Skitty is a wonderful person who should be fed Peanut Butter.
>>9228103
>with a bag
>>9228253
RUBY HELP!!!!
>>9228253
RUBY!!!
>>9228257
season*
a bang*
equestria*
happy?
>>9228248
why does that underwater PC and desk even exist?
>>9228270
I could tell the other mistakes, but I never heard "with a bag" before lol
>>9228276
Probably shitposting from the lost city of Atlantis
i installed xbuntu to vbox and FUCKING GUESTADDITIONS TRASH needs to be compiled or something?
fucking WHAT
where are all the fucking foals jeez
understand that I literally want to see foals fucking
>install xbuntu
>skip password creation
>have to use terminal to do something
>i don't know the fucking password
>>9228262
How?
>>9228266
Ayyyy~
>>9228353
lol nvm sorry i just installed xbuntu and didn't know what i was doing but i figured it out now.. stupid guest additions wasn't easy to install in this dumb thing
>>9228327
About time
>>9228407
pretty much the only reason I get up in the morning
>>9228433
Nothing like straight up marshmallow sex for breakfast
This kinda tickles my ego
>>9228342
>Skip password creation
Wut?
Setting up your root password is arguably the single most important step of installing Linux. You can't really do much in administrating your system without root.
>>9228461
that's a good picture
why tickles your ego?
HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!
I fuckin got vscode to work in xbuntu!
>>9228471
lmfao I did ude a password I had just forgot cause I literally entered whatever and then when it came time to use it i was like wtf did i used?!
then i remembered i just used my name...
where the fuck is the option foir no fucking background image in xbuntu
>>9228474
Because foals
Also I can't help my sex drive in general
>>9228527
Change your oil
>>9228517
Cause fawk skitty
>>9228471
You mean Linux/xbuntu/gentoo
You mean GNU/X11/Apache/Linux/TeX/Perl/Python/FreeCiv
Ahahahah jesus fucking christ
this says so mcuh about the kind of people that use xbuntu just lmfao!!!
>>9228598
I only use the best long lasting compounds, haven't needed a change in the last several years
First people used to bash Windows to death
And now they bash Free Software the same just cause it became more mainstream
Shuttleworth was right, the cancer is real
>>9228048
you can't really do that
thanks for staying, will you hold my hand? it's so cold..
also you did it so
FUCKING LOL
>>9228651
YES
Wait, are you saying i have to commit sodoku?
>>9228670
you mean >>>/pol/ ?
Leave /pol/ out of this, they are irrelevant.
>>9228617
No in your dick. Change your dick oil!
>>9228710
u want some napalm bitch?
>>9228675
Well you did say you would get revenge on my killer
>>9228698
not in this thread. get rid of the mlp shit and it basically is /pol/
>>9228733
I don't give a shit about Trump or Brexit. I'm just here for the porn and eventual amusement
/pol/ is the worst mistake moot ever made. If it could be deleted now I'd be happy
>>9228743
>I
yeah, only a few, including myself is here for all that too.
What the fuck?
why does this space between the taskbar and window exist??!?!
>>9228730
How much nigga? You got that shit by the barrel?
>drag taskbar only a short distance from the bottom
>whine about how it's not all the way
hurr attention
>>9228731
ok by it was nice knowing you
>>9228809
except that's not what happened
You can't fucking drag it further down than that
>>9228808
double barrel mate
infinite ammo too
>>9228743
>>9228826
Now this I can jazz to
>>9228824
Fuck me! I'll sell you my sister, a box of wrenches and a mint julip!
>>9228837
Whatever you say shattnerbot 3000
ever broke your arm and it hurts a lot and then you forget you can't do certain things, like shake milk cartons and then you shake a milk carton and realize doing that introduces you to an unimaginable level of pain so you let it go and throw milk everywhere?
>>9228810
byebyebby
>>9228900
I was playing pls no
LMFAO
So gay.
>>9228907
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=EGHRrEvpuk4
>>9228926
that random ")" unclosed parenthesis is triggering the fuck out of me
>>9228923
>>9228909
>>9228982
We go to bed together now.
>>9228977
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=93lrosBEW-Q
>>9229033
I couldn't sleep, laid down in my bed for about 2 or 3 hours, got back up
At least I feel better today than I did yesterday
>>9229049
Does this mean you will go sleep in the middle of the day?
>>9229066
Likely
But for now I'm just playing a game I've been meaning to play for a while, ori and the blind forest
>vscode tries to download the windows version of nwjs sdk
>look at plugin
>was written for windows only
fucking illiterate chink fucks this is what i get for trusting a fucking gook
>>9229084
Any good?
>>9229114
So far its alright, really pretty though
>>9228598
I mean any distribution of Linux. Root is fucking important.
i have a gatoraid bottle but i can't use my right hand to open it and my left hand is too weak to twist the top off...
WHERE MY 357 MAG
>>9229133
Why can't you use your right hand?
>>9229125
I see. None of these things are available for macOS, sadly. :^)
>>9229133
>>9229141
I'm really sorry to hear that
>>9229133
Use the silenced .22 tho, that will make a better hole
>>9229140
well, you know, few weeks ago i broke my radius, and now my elbow and wrist hurt really badly.. now i literally can't even pick up a glass of water sometimes else i might drop it. twisting something is another thing i can't do
>>9229155
It is all right. Games are not my thing; it is only vexing when friends decide something to play that is unavailable to me as a group.
>>9229158
THAT ONES EXCLUSIVELY FOR PPL LIKE DARWIN
kinda do wana shoot the top off with a gun now lol
i would have if i hadn't already opened it with my thighs
>>9229166
Ah, I see
That just means you have more time to be productive, though
>>9229196
Y-Yeah, that.
>>9229199
Or watch movies and streams, either or
>>9229211
im afraid if i try shooting a gun it might fall outta my hand cause of this arm thing.. and my left hand is trash when it comes to shooting...
>>9229216
Well, I escaped the Overwatch migration in great part due to my software limitations, so I am not crestfallen in the least. Do you watch anything or is it mostly games?
>>9229226
what an awful excuse
your left should have decent grip by now i know you've been using it
and it would be hard to miss from fairly close it's not target practice
>>9229249
Mostly games, but I don't mind a movie or show in between
>>9229259
i'm really paranoid about guns having been shot before so i don't want to.
>>9229269
Even spooky movies?
>>9229296
Perhaps if I have some company
>>9229226
and yet you think you could kill me. hahahahaha you can never defeat me, crippleskit.
>>9229401
>>9229435
damn thas deep...
>>9229284
sure but if you did use the little .22 you could totally handle it with your left. not that it matters, the bottle problem is resolved
>>9229349
There is something really familiar about this.
>>9229449
please continue using a name so i can better know to avoid replying to you. thank you in advance
>>9229455
Really now?
>>9229475
That is how some people I know manage to get through them.
>>9229474
awww but i treasure every one of your (You)s
>>9229455
Darwin baybee! How's it rockin sunnyboy you feelin alright fella?
>>9229506
BACK OFF
>>9229453
imm tired of messing with linux and nwjs
imma watch adventure time on my couch for the rest of the day
I absolutely do not regret mounting my TV on the wall like this I can just swivlit to whatever direction I want
>>9229489
Ah, alright
Did you have anything planned today?
>>9229506
>>9229515
yea he already has pasta and me.
>>9229515
You wanna get high brother? Cause all I got is some light beer in this bitch.
>>9229566
>>9229561
>>9229515
good morning friends
I want to go swimming in Lulu.
>>9229561
Tentatively go out in the evening. We shall see. I am feeling indolent at the moment.
>>9229569
What are we taking?
>>9229566
I ain't interested in your buttboi.
>>9229583
Is it still morning?
>>9229603
Good
>>9229592
Bud light and crystal.
>>9229583
Heya Blew, whats new?
>>9229592
Sounds like fun
>>9229615
What about cocaine?
>>9229583
kys
>>9229611
naw but I just got here so its kinda like it.
>>9229617
not a bunch pastafriend. howabout you?
>>9229617
I have plenty of time to kill until then, though.
>>9229631
a kyss? awwww *kys you back*
>>9229621
I ain't got any of that hoss, you willing to provide?
>>9229639
Not much, playing a game
>>9229640
What are you gonna do with that free time, I wonder
>>9229683
fun stuff. im just doin some laundry.
I have the biggest Boner right now
>>9229704
post your boner
>>9229704
prove it
>>9229704
Pics or it didn't happen.
>>9229759
>>9229762
>>9229774
>>9229759
>>9229762
>>9229774
i'm not sure this is a good idea
fact I cannot see how this is a good idea at all
>>9229886
you'll let weirdoes cut your hair or shoot you in the leg, but you won't show your good friends a pic of your peen
>>9229708
I can't say I blame you
>>9229886
don't be a fag
you can't just make a claim like that and not be expected to provide proof
do it
>>9229920
Have you tried playing I Wanna Be the Boshy or any of those types of platformers?
>>9229949
I've played I wanna be the guy before, I think
If I did, it was a really long time ago though
>>9229974
Casually or speedrun?
>>9229886
Just whip it out and take a pic.
>>9229990
I'm certain just casual, I don't think I have the dedication for that.
>>9230016
Aw, it would have been fun to watch you attempt it on stream.
>>9229886
Put some ice on your crotch.
>>9230025
That probably would be entertaining for a bit
But I'd probably go quiet and attempt it for a solid 2 hours or so and stop or something
I'm not much of a rager
>>9230062
The expression of anger is part of the fun but not necessary to enjoy it. Can you recall at a time where you raged while playing something?
>>9230108
Aside from a bit of annoyance here and there, not really
I'm a pretty calm and quiet person though
>>9230128
You are the ubermensch.
>>9230141
Psh
If I were an ubermensch I'd have a great job and be in much better living conditions
>>9229909
>you'll let weirdoes cut your hair
this is really telling of how socially retarded you actually are
>>9229931
>>9229995
top kek
no if i did that i'm sure i'd regret it
then the travis brigade will shoop the living heck out of it
>>9230220
Your powers manifested themselves a bit late is all.
darwin sure loves buttering pastas parsnips
>>9230220
I think anon meant untermensch
>>9230233
>>9230254
They didnt shoop my taco dick. Travisfriend is nice now, he won't shoop your dick either, don't think about it just point and click.
>>9230266
mmmmm buttered parsnips
>>9230254
true enough
text it to me
SKITTY SURE LOVES COCK
>>9230254
What makes you think that would happen?
>>9230297
lmao
>>9230264
If you say so
>>9230282
m-maybe when i drink some other time
Skitty is so gay it's almost adorable
>>9230276
You sure don't mind posting yours.
>>9230338
i developed a script specifically to hide blewberris pictures
>>9230332
fuck you
>>9230363
Can I get a copy?
>>9230363
Kek.
>>9230380
>>9230318
when's the next time you'll be drinking btw
>>9230441
? idunno ?
>>9230297
toplel
>>9230338
ONLY FOR SKITTY PLS DO NOT USE FOR PERSONAL ENTERTAINMENT!1111
>>9230467
You assume I have a finite number of dick pics and you can block them all. If I take one new dick pic a day, you'll still have to look at my weenis at least once a day, script or no. And that doesnt even consider butt or diaper pics
Does anyone else think it's kind of scary that there's literally only 2 companies that make CPUs and Intel is the most popular of them all and just happens to be owned and developed by fucking JEWS!
If Intel and AMD decided to push something horrible out, people wouldn't have any options because how the fuck do you just make a CPU?
It's magical alien technology according to me and 99% of the planet.
No.
>>9230515
CPUs are retardedly simple. Manufacturing them is the big problem
>he's wearing a diaper right now
jfc
>>9230523
your retarded
>>9230507
Post a pic with your face in it.
>>9230533
aww, thanks <3
>>9230524
At least the legs aren't hairy, thank fuck
>>9230515
I think it's scary as shit.
>>9230507
what would your mom and dad say if they saw all these posts you make at me?
>>9230515
Do you know if it is of jewish tradition to use shitty thermal paste under the heat spreader?
>>9230536
Meh.
>>9230552
They're dead, as I will be soon as well. In the mean time, I intend to have fun with my pony friends!
>>9230467
get venmo
>>9230523
Are they really that simple?
So if we put you in a cave with no internet connection, and in order to save your life, by the end of the month, could you just spit out a CPU diagram for one with at least 1GHz processing power and if manufactured, are you confident it would work? If not, you would have to be euthanized.
>>9230552
They would probably cry and vomit simultaneously.
something about this leaderboard on yahoo answers makes me feel sad
how boring must things be to enter the yahoo answers competitive answering Olympics
>>9230629
obvious fake
you skewed the yahoo logo
>>9230582
Yes, they're that simple. And 1GHz isn't processing power, lel, that's the running speed, which is determined by heat dissipation
>>9230645
what.. i just cropped the logo above the leaderboard so it was obvious what the leaderboard is...
>>9230650
Did you study for this?
Lack of sleep is catching up to me now, considering a nap
>>9230507
Which brand are these?
>>9230786
Come sleep with my honey~
>>9230809
There won't be honey in 15 years or so.
That is not very nice.
Anyone remember those malicious adds that block your browser from navigating or closing the tab?
They use alert boxes, little white squares that basically spam the GUI and tell you something about an infection and to contact them to remove it.
You usually run into these when googling and clicking shit normies would usually, like some stupid obscure game and such.
Chromium finally fucking made it so those alert boxes don't run in the main window process so now you can freely go back or close that tab. Only took them 7 years to do this.
>>9230794
I think those are snuggies, they dont make that kind anymore
>>9230849
You can sleep on my lap, I got a lock on my door so mom will never know~
>>9230894
I suppose people may sell them second hand. Can't remember if they changed the look altogether when they rebranded.
Tykkables doesn't sound very snuggy to me xD
>>9230864
I'm all the honey you will ever need.
>>9230908
That sounds lovely
You still live with your mom? or is it more like she lives with you?
NOT SURE IF PLAYING ALONG OR INATTENTIVE TO DETAIL
the latter
>>9230933
pasta pls
>intel
>forced to delid and put up with nuclear temps
>AMD
>shit for gaming
can't decide
I bet skitty was behind this
>>9230931
A-anon I'm sorry, but I'm not sure if you're a good fit.
>>9230971
>>9230981
To his credit, his impersonation was impeccable, except for the comma splice. Take a nap but try not to make it too long so your sleep pattern is not so messed up.
>>9230976
also intel has this new " Intel Management Engine" botnet thing that's literally a computer inside your computer that has access to everything. why the fuck do they do chit like this?
>>9230991
On behalf of the moon imma fuck you up for saying that
>>9230995
I will set an alarm this time
>>9230995
I'm riding against my circadian rhythm.
>>9231025
Best of luck.
>>9231020
Alright well how drunk are you?
>>9231001
>Only now has just found out about the IME
It's been in Intel's CPUs since 2006. People have been disabling it on older laptop chipsets and there's been an effort to reduce its' functionality in Sandy Bridge recently.
https://libreboot.org/faq.html#intel
>>9231061
I wasn't going out of my way to find out how botnetted I am until /g/ flipped the fuck out over it in a thread I stumbled upon and forced me to know about this.
I wonder if I have it...
also
>Libreboot is a free (as in freedom) BIOS or UEFI replacement, initialising the hardware and booting your operating system.
>initialising
This brit english is horrifying
>>9231054
Not at all.
>>9231103
Post your specs then and I shall tell you of your fate
>>9231108
And why not?
>>9231114
I am allergic to alcohol.
>>9231113
ran a script i made to get device info and i immadiately saw:
Index: 132
Class name: System
Friendly name:
Device description: Intel(R) Management Engine Interface
Is this it?
am I bottnetted?
holy FUCK!!!!
Skitty, you ASSHOLE.
>>9231113
>>9231189
Sorry? What did I do?
>>9231137
Yeah, see? Now I don't even like you. I rinse my teeth with some vodka before bed and go to sleep clutching a bottle of maker's mark.
>>9231203
>Haswell
Yeah you're screwed. The best you can do is just install a free OS and not run anything proprietary.
Your GPU should work out of the box with nouveau at least.
>>9231233
So what exactly is this ME thing again?
Why does it warrant using a free OS and not running anything proprietary? lmfao
>>9231248
I don't have to spoon feed you everything
Basically ME is isolated from the whole system meaning you cannot even tell if a program on your system has been changed or if data is being sent over the network. Because the ME software is secret, you cannot tell what it's truly capable of doing, thus it may as well be malware like any other proprietary program, although to a more dangerous extent.
It warrants a need for complete freedom in computing because surveillance is ethically wrong and threatens democracy as well as journalism.
Where were you when skitty realised he was botnetted.
>>9231380
>I don't have to spoon feed you everything
But you're my easiest way of finding out things right now. It's easier to ask you this rather than digging through the internet for the relevant information since you have obviously previously done this.
That makes sense. Intel probably backdoors everything and then peddles the way in to whatever government for that sweet cash.
>>9231435
You're probably botnetted too lmao
i'm getting windows 10 Enterprise x64 LTSB...
not sure if I should over-write my current install which is pro, the version you got from updating from windows 7..
>>9231481
I would spoonfeed you things, Skitty.
>>9231491
Ahhhh
>>9231531
>>9231220
>>9231598
mmmmm peaches
>>9231598
>>9231531
you're making this thread LAME
R
lamer...
>steve jobs said windows has no culture and is based off unoriginal ideas
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EJWWtV1w5fw
this is rated highly and people in the thing seem to all be agreeing
what the fuck
why do i want/need fucking CULTURE in my windows
>>9231673
im sorry skitty i'll go
>>9231810
Good... goood.. I'll finally be the last horse standing..
>>9231841
Not so fast buckaroo
>>9231841
*blocks your path*
It would be really cool if we could somehow attach sounds to our names/tripcodes so when others hover them, whatever 10 second sound you picked played...
>>9231910
>>9231898
You two have just made a new enemy for life.
>>9231917
we liveleak comment section nao?
>>9231943
>>9231943
lmao yeah
this is the sound that plays on my avatar :)
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0kHtXsU5Myb
>>9231943
I want to have sex with Princess Luna in the missionary position, for the sole purpose of procreation
>>9232049
Never heard of that group before, but they sound Blink182-ish
>>9232073
poni po... I mean..Anon pls!!!
Is elon musk our tony stark?
No.
>>9232490
he's the lex luger of this timeline.
>>9232493
Some people like slow music, a nice bed and the sheets, others prefer stray dogs back alleys.
Which one are you?
>>9232576
The former, because I abhor dogs.
>>9232576
and*
>>9232603
On.
>>9232603
he's the total package.
>>9232609
Horrifying.
>>9232686
In.
>>9232623
i feel like i'm missing something
is elon musk a wrestly/multibillionair/rocket ship man
wrestler*
>>9232691
What?
>>9232720
i'll wrestle you naked
>>9232711
probably. we don't know that he isn't.
He is a Rocket Man.
>>9232732
? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? I ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? N ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ?
>>9232746
RIGHT
Kinda like that Intel Management Engine like 95% people on the planet have since 2006. We don't know what it is so as far as we know, it's malware.
>>9232740
Only if the lights are off and blink 182 is playing at full volume
>>9232747
In what?
why is /g/ obsessed with thinkpads?
>>9232807
In a new thread.
>>9232835
Wake up your boyfriend to make you one fag
>>9232869
Well I'm NEVER making another thread again /autistic screeching
>>9232919
How will you talk to your boyfriend if the thread is dead?
>>9232972
>>9232972
you SHUT UP
... and I HAVE THEIR PHONE NUMBER!!!!
How about you make a thread?
DO IT!!!
DO IT DARWIN
You know you wana~
>>9233063
Gay.
I dun wanna.
>>9233115
Doit
>>9233115
Please?
>>9233258
Well that actually makes me sad. I'm not sure why you insist I dislike you, almost every day you go out of your way to give me a new good reason.
>>9233294
I have been off threadmaking for four years now, and you try to tempt me, get me back on the devil's juice.